#hasan minhaj quote

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 3

Edward: Every time I pull out my phone, I can see what all you guys are saying about me.

Edward: *pulls up slideshow*

Tweet from Selina: "Yo, why does Edward Nygma look like a racoon on adderall?"

Tweet from Harley: "Oh, why does this cartoon look like the Riddler?"

Edward: And it hurts my feelings! Because it's accurate, you assholes!

[hezigler]

Watch "Elon Musk: Visionary or Villain? | The Daily Show" on YouTube

The technical staff at Comedy Central is not on strike. They've edited together a show length video from previous shows' reports on Elon Musk. Some great moments with Trevor Noah and Hasan Minhaj...

[hasanmnhaj]

hasan quotes pt 1/?

“we really don’t know anything about one another. i asked dad what his favorite color was? he said ‘stanford’”

[honey-im-hotdog]

When Raja Kumari said “sorry that my sari ain't Indian enough, and America don't love me 'cause I'm Indian as fuck” and Riz Ahmed said “Riz doesn't fuck with Rizwan bruv, he hates him. Code switch 'til don't know which my name is” and Hasan Minhaj said “in the third grade, Miss Anderson said, ‘Write what you want to be.’ Some kids were like, ‘an astronaut,’ or ‘a firefighter.’ I was like, ‘I want to be white.’” and Sacha Dhawan said “you reach a certain age where you start missing your home history.”

[alexithymia3008]

white kids, you get slapped across the arm and get bruised on your body. brown kids, we get slapped across the face and bruised on the soul.

-Hasan Minhaj.

[bookishmuggleborn]

When Hasan Minhaj said:

"I think that's the big difference between our generation and our parents' generation. They're always trying to survive... I think when Dad... came in '82, he survived for us. But I'm trying to live."

It made sense. 

Also, I believe there is more to communication gap than is to generation gap. The day we start communicating better, we’ll be able to understand more. :))

[bruciewayne]

[weltenwellen]

I regret moments like that... like taking those little jabs, those little asides... where I wasn't defining what I was doing and who I was on my own terms.

Hasan Minhaj, Vanity Fair Interview

[oceanmonsters]

Hela in Thor: Ragnarok except it’s Hasan Minhaj’s Younger Sibling bit from Homecoming King

[critic-corner]

Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017)

[and-we-are-all-dead]

[hasanmnhaj]

hasan quotes pt 2/?

"This event is about celebrating the First Amendment and free speech. Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy from college campuses to the White House. Only in America can a first generation Indian American Muslim kid get on this stage and make fun of the President."

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Inko: there's more to life than just getting into a hero school

Midoriya: I know. like getting into UA

Inko: No

[suzyhazelwood]

“I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies.  I mean that seriously.  If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.”

Hasan Minhaj

[incorrect-latenight-quotes]

Trevor: He is, like, in Central Europe, there is a bad companion for Santa Claus, and on Christmas, if children are naughty, he takes away the presents. It's like a man, but it's very tall.

Hasan: Jordan!

Roy: It's Jordan.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm whatching Patriot Act and now I'm imagining Unburied Riddler doing an unhinged version of it were he hickjakes a game show and explain alternative vote systems, specially ranked-choice voting for the terrified audience he just kiddnapped (I choose this theme because it was the episode I whatched but he has options). And he is like twirling his cane and doing riddles and he will beat the shit of the guy quoting Jordan Peterson but what he is saying actually makes sense. Basically AU were Unburied Riddler is just unhinged Hasan Minhaj.