#has like no social media presence

[inlovewithifsvns]

Did I make this blog just so I can post a wallpaper I made for my MC for @infamous-if? Maybe

Phoenix Cadence: he/they

(The large quote is from the Given movie, just adjusted to be related to Phoenix!)

(More stuff in the tags)

[sw4nfire]

so I made the mistake of listening to the character songs sung by the voice actors and it sparked a buggy centric mad max style musician/music au and I cant get it out of my head here is a google doc with all the details and my reasonings

I tried not to change much about one piece's wacky world since I love it so much

[cybershock24601]

I'm sure someone else has already thought of this but I'm so convinced that modern Illario would be one those guys that make those thirst trap cooking videos - you know the ones - and starts building a decent following of horny older women (like Zara Renata) only for his fame to be completely eclipsed by some poorly shot and poorly edited video Rook posted of Lucanis cooking going insanely viral out of nowhere.

The video is shot in Rook's kitchen and it's Lucanis from the chin down, sleeves rolled up, and in a goofy apron (because Rook only owns goofy aprons) explaining in his nice soothing voice how to cook some dish and it's got some stupid caption like "when your man is teaching you how to cook so you don't die of malnutrition😍" that was intended just for their friends to see because it's clearly a silly candid video.

Probably no one would have seen it if there weren't some sort of algorithm containment breach that likely came from Ma Harding who wants to know what Lucanis is cooking. Rook answers and then just ignores their phone because they're still getting their cooking lesson and need to pay attention. Rook also doesn't keep notifications on or use social media much because they don't even notice the short little video they posted blowing up out of nowhere where half the comments are about how good the food looks and the other half about how good Lucanis looks.

Illario notices though and absolutely loses it because how come some stupid video of his cousin cooking doing so much better then the many videos Illario puts a ton of time and effort into making?! Illario starts giving Lucanis the cold shoulder and Lucanis is just so confused about what Illario's problem is this time and corners him because he's being ridiculous and Illario just goes "You know exactly what this about" and Lucanis who really, really doesn't know replies "Illario I have no idea what you're talking about" and Illario just shows him the video and Lucanis has no idea why he is so upset until he sees just how many likes and comments on the silly little video Rook took of him the other day. Lucanis is honestly a little disturbed by just how horny the comments are while Illario is telling Lucanis that he is not going to upstage him this time, just wait Lucanis, Illario is going to prove he's the better cooking content creator and dramatically walks away.

At the very least this is explaining those weird comments Taash and Harding had been making for the past week. Lucanis texts Rook about the video after this and Rook is super surprised that so many people had seen it and wants to know if they should take it down but its the internet so it's too late for that. Rook does get super curious about what Illario meant about making his own cooking videos and tracks down his account and almost dies of cringe when they start watching them. Those videos are definitely getting sent to the group chat where everyone proceeds to start roasting Illario over them and Lucanis is left desperately hoping he gets some sudden memory loss because he really wishes he had never seen his cousin try so desperately hard to be sexy or molest food like that.

[saintzweig]

woke up to news of mike faist being employed again HALLELUJAH

[sofastuffing]

i have a headache

[roguelioness]

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[spidergirl-fibula]

listening to any music lately?

Trans women yelling at me, mainly

[darkwood-sleddog]

breeders that do conformation that ONLY post confo pics of the dogs online: sus

breeders that do conformation that post their dogs doing conformation when they are doing conformation but also post their dogs doing day to day dog stuff, other title and/or training accomplishments etc. just being a dog: yes. please. more.

[silentreigns]

Mercedes posted a photo dump and none of the photos included Lewis. The social media admins have to notice the comments because ain't no way

[wheatormeat]

I'm sorry to the anon who messaged me about ace attorney, I think I lost your ask ;-;

To summarize it, I've had a lot more internet people interact with me lately because of the silly lawyer simulator. And while I'm very glad people are finding my art through it, I don't always have the heart to tell them that I haven't even finished the original trilogy.... so my knowledge is quite slim. I also don't typically come on tumblr to message people, so I can't really promise I would respond to dms about ace attorney; but I really appreciate you sending an ask anyway. Here's a doodle of Nick and Maya I dug up.

[borom1r]

hrm.

i wanna talk abt boromir but unfortunately I am almost 2 drinks deep and I drank that 2nd one wayyyy too fast lmfao and my thoughts at th moment boiling down 2 I need to bite that man hard enough 2 bleed. marking my fucking territory

im just gonna sit here n wait 4 my fucjking tater tots

[pseudospectre]

Do you love this skull? And the old internet? And attribution? You might like this :)

[superm4ks]

Max has been catching strays lately and it's sooo funnyyy

My fav thing about celebrities being cunts to verstappen on their lil ig stories and TikToks is that they’re tryna hit at someone who finds it PROFOUNDLY more annoying to google their names so he can find out who they are ((because he doesn’t know. 😐 Bro has no idea who these people are. 😐😐)) than he does beating his teammate and winning races

[argoxnautilus]

god fucking dammit im losing a discord server and now my tumblr dash to eternal hateposting about some tv show ive never heard of in my life

[todayisafridaynight]

i wanna know so bad who rushed to ryo aoki's wikipedia page entry the second he got shanked and started replacing every 'is' with 'was'

[emmieart]

"i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity <3