#harry x marv home alone

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

UUGGH! WHY ARE THERE ONLY 6 FANFICTIONS IN THE TODD INGRAM/LUCAS LEE TAG ON AO3

THERE ARE MORE IN THE HARRY/MARV TAG FOR THE HOME ALONE FANDOM I'M-

[bestqprshipbracket]

Best T4T Ship Group 2 Round 1

Yamato is canonically trans!

Portgas D. Ace, Harry, and Marv are not canonically trans

[vixymix101]

Marv and Harry were DEF dating u can't tell me otherwise

[favorite-characters]

ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖

Daniel Stern as ᴍᴀʀᴠ × Joe Pesci as ʜᴀʀʀʏ (dir. Chris Columbus • 1990)

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

There is no Heterosexual explanation for these guys

[byler-is-endgame7]

babe wake up new ship dropped

harry x marv y’all

marry endgame

[taot-sketches]

Its Christmas and its my special interest, no one is allowed to be mean to me about this

[vixymix101]

The girls are fighting

christmas with no limits

really, this art was all an excuse to show you this image. i miss when old movie promo photos were awkward as shit.

[onward-magic-princess-barista]

Ok but what about a National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation x Home Alone AU where Kevin McCallister and Clark Griswold become a psychotic tag team against Harry and Marv trying to steal from Todd and Margo’s luxury home with Cousin Eddie as their accomplice

Also the idea of Cousin Eddie having Marv and Harry bound and gagged in dog chains and Christmas ribbon for the police to arrest the both of them while a startled Margo and Todd see their wrecked house from the remains of Kevin’s booby traps where he apologizes with his “Swaggering Kevin” charm by offering them Christmas cookies

Kevin, to Margo and Todd: ✨😎☺️ I wanna apologize for me and Clark destroying your house with booby traps so I figured I’d make it up to you by bringing you some Christmas cookies *gives a convincing “I did nothing wrong” smile* ☺️😎✨

[whirlwindchick]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Home alone, Christmas ornament newspaper 📰 wanted.

[cosmoseinfeld]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @misterblik - i feel honoured

Three ships: macdennis, jerrykramer, house x wilson

Favorite ship ever: all of them are my favourite... gonna say tommyalfie to give them a mention (peaky blinders). i just love their power dynamics. i haven’t watched peaky in a while but i can always read tommyalfie fic.

First ship ever: mulder x scully (it was called msr for mulder scully romance). ships from before i knew what shipping was, i def shipped timon & pumbaa as a child, as well as balu & bagheera and probably also marv&harry from home alone

Last song: The National - New Order T-Shirt

Last movie: The Intern. Lighthearted comedy starring Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro

Currently reading: fan fiction and Maurice

Currently watching: Shrinking (new drama comedy starring Harrison Ford and Jason Segel. it’s from the Ted Lasso guys, so if you like that, I recommend watching it. it has gay people)

Currently consuming: veggie stew

Currently craving: inner peace

[vixymix101]

They've been on my mind recently

Worms in my brain worms in my brain

[drarreckyninja]

Marv: I love you. Harry, not paying attention: What was that? Marv: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Harry: I love you, too.

[vixymix101]

I made edit of da sillies

Ik it isn't Christmas yet but they've been on my mind--

[thewistlingbadger]

Harry and Marv are a t4t couple. I don't make the rules.

[hub-4-hyperfixations]

The Best VILLAINOUS FRIENDSHIPS, part 1

[in live-action movies]

1. Prince Nuada & Mr. Wink [Hellboy II: The Golden Army]

Prince Nuada was heartbroken and enraged at the death of his sidekick Mr. Wink, telling Hellboy "You will pay for what you did to my friend back there".

2. Harry & Marv [Home Alone]

In a deleted scene, the two are even shown singing "Harry And Marv are coming to town".

3. Nino Brown & Gee Money [New Jack City]

When they establish their criminal empire, Nino tells Gee that they've finally made it and that they have to look out for each other. Near the end, he expresses his friendship with Gee as more important to him than all the money and women he has gotten.

But they just can't go back to the way they were after Gee betrays Nino by allowing an undercover cop to infiltrate CMB and also making a deal with said cop behind Nino's back. Nino struggles to kill Gee as tears roll down his face.

4. Prince Humperdinck & Count Rugen [The Princess Bride]

Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped! Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

5. Agent (Aban) Stone & Doctor (Ivo) Robotnik [Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)]

Agent Stone seems to genuinely like Dr. Robotnik in spite of the man's constant belittlement, prioritizing rushing to the doctor's aid over chasing their target, bringing him drinks, understanding the mad man's quirks better than anyone else, and following his orders without question.

Robotnik seems to like him, at least to the extent a sociopathic Mad Scientist with complete disdain for humanity and friendship could like someone, stating he won't miss him when humans are replaced by machines and generally treating him with contempt, but nevertheless complimenting that he loves the way Stone makes lattes (notably the only nice thing he ever says about anyone) and creating a stand-in of Stone, an actual stone with a vaguely face-shaped surface, to keep himself company once he's been exiled to Mushroom World.