#harlots: intro

[imnotaman]

Introduction

Hello to anyone who finds my letters and interractions, my name is Penelope of Ithaca, i've been fighting war for about 20 years or so, I've just ended a recent interaction with Amphitrite (Yes, the Goddess of the sea, wife of Poseidon.)

Age: about 35-40? I stopped counting after 32.

Pronouns: I have no idea what those are, I'm not a man. I'm a Woman. (Mod: She/Her, I'm She/They!)

Titles: Reining queen of Ithaca, Neither Man or Mythical, the Infamous Penelope, Not a man, a woman (what?), not your woman (for Antinous and Polites.), Wife of Odysseus of Ithaca, mother to Telemachas of Ithaca, Sister in Law to Ctimene of Ithaca/Same, Sister in Law to Eurylochus of Same.

The people I trust and care about as if my own family:

@sunlights-daughter - my future Daughter in Law, nobody would even be another option for Tele 💛

@ithacas-prince - my Son Telemachus, you'll love him as much as I do 💚:

@l-l-l-l-legendary - my... real son. I don't know much about him ✨️

@odysseus-is-waiting - My husband, I JUST MET HIM AGAIN 💙💙💙💙 I LOVE HIM, SM 💙💙💙

bigots and just toxic ppl in general, get tf away from me - Dumbledore said, calmly

when I'm in Character: I'm the Reining queen of Ithaca

When i'm OOC: SEGAAAA or SEGAAAA

[doonarose]

GOAD Writer's Guild presents: Give Me Jizz or Give Me Death - A Choose Your Own Jizz (CYOJ) Adventure

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARLOTOFUPDOG OMG!!!!!!!!

(yes, you should feel equal parts pleased and terrified, we wrote you choose your own jizz/graveyard/dark/ghost/crack/weird fic)

And yes, the rest of you can read it too!

Summary: It is a dark and porny night. Everything feels… spooky. And salty. Really, really salty. Tread lightly in this Choose Your Own Adventure fic, our Ineffables have the odds stacked against them as they step foot onto an island with danger around every corner. All they really want is to have a nice picnic… Well, maybe a bit more than that.

Enter if you dare.

TW: Although this is very much for fun (and yay happy birthday, we love you!), we have hit the big ones: major character deaths, graphic violence (and death), noncon. As well as disgusting jizz, ghosts and cameos by characters you perhaps would rather not see in ways you definitely don’t want to see them. Basically: dead dove, don’t eat. On steroids. But for fun.

A/N: Yes, so happy birthday u/harlotofupdog!!! And welcome to the second iteration of the @goodomensafterdark Choose Your Own Adventure style fic. This wasn’t meant to happen. We only had a week or so to whip up something quick and easy to celebrate our dear, dark, jizzy Harlot, and instead here we are with some of the most ghastly, gooey choices a reader will ever have to make.

The premise is simple, borrowing heavily from Harlot’s own very brilliant Good Omens fics, our story begins with Crowley and Aziraphale on a windswept island, out for an adventure and choosing to explore the lighthouse (of course), the graveyard (obviously), or a pub (the trifecta of Best Ever Fic Settings). Within each, our heroes could find their bliss or their very worst endings. How happily they end up depends entirely on your choices.

At the end of each chapter you will have to choose what happens next. Navigate by clicking the links, NOT by clicking ‘next chapter’.

Amazing thanks to u/wingsofopal and u/nosferatini for thinking this was at all a good idea to try to pull off in a week and for wrangling our exceptional writers, betas and cheerleaders!

Shout out to each and every author: u/adverbian, u/-cheeseplants-, u/blackjeans93, u/startledplatypus, u/FuzzyGoblinoid, u/depressedpenguin2, u/yes-its-unholy, u/Natyu0815, u/gaiaseyes, u/nosferatini, u/happynachohologram, u/wingsofopal, u/paperclip_ninja, u/badbitchbarenziah, u/blackjeans93, u/likeafuckingninja, u/sensiblesquirrels, u/she_makes_things, u/doonarose, u/dbacklot99, u/hakunahistata, u/zin_lynn and u/PurpleMoonPagan for the intro limerick.

I think we all found out some interesting things about ourselves and each other during this journey into the darkest, weirdest, jizziest corners of our brains! Many authors also helped beta each other’s work, as well as special shout-outs to u/pepper_bird, u/ghst_signal and u/tawnyowl95 for extra beta help!

Enormous shoutout to u/IneffableCrankShaft for that amazing cover art!!!! And also to u/likeafuckingninja for some extra special saucy art within the fic!

All of this spunky, gooey, frankly quite weird jizz is for u/harlotofupdog to celebrate their birthday!!! And as a little thank you for their lovely/soul-shattering fic!!

Excerpt:

“Well, this place feels…spooky.” Crowley’s words are whipped away in the wind as it lashes relentlessly through the grass. It howls past them, across the red sandstone cliffs and down to the docks they’ve left behind one trudging step at a time. There’s no turning back, not with rain threatening to pour forth from the evening skies at any moment. Not now that they’ve made it this far up the narrow path to the highest peak of the island, panting and heaving a picnic basket back and forth between them. How many books did the bastard pack, exactly? “WHAT?” Aziraphale calls out, and Crowley turns to face him, locks of his own hair flickering like flame across his vision. “I said, this whole place feels spooky .” “That’s why we’re here, my dear.” Aziraphale has properly caught up to him now, his cheeks pink and his pale curls hopelessly tousled. Crowley’s heart twists at the sight, beating faster. “WOT?” Crowley shouts back, attempting a grin. Aziraphale hands him back the picnic basket with a hearty shove and the makings of a smirk about his lips. “I thought you liked spooky! Big, spooky, um, fan, wasn’t it?”

Read the fic here! And don’t forget your amazing bingo card to play along as you go!

[marley-manson]

Xena Episode Guide

Xena is an episodic show with a few ongoing arcs, both plot and character, so some episodes are very standalone, others are part of ongoing continuity. This guide will have four categories, denoted by symbol: * must-watch for plot or character development reasons + not essential but very good and/or gay, I recommend these ^ average non-essential episode, not notably amazing or awful, watch if you want more xena, skip if you want to get to the good parts faster # episodes I actively recommend skipping, not too many of these because I'm easy for this show lol.

I'm also going to link this site which has a lot of info and resources, including very thorough episode synopses under "episode guide," if you want more info before deciding whether or not to watch an episode.

It's also worth noting that it's a spinoff of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, a show I've seen exactly one episode of. You don't need to watch it to watch Xena, but occasionally it can add some context, and it's worth knowing that some plot elements are developed in Hercules rather than Xena, particularly parts of the Dahak arc in season 3. They'll have the characters explain the plot relevant stuff briefly, eg why Callisto is immortal now, but yeah if you feel like you're missing things, that's why, and it's not a big deal.

So without further ado, here we go, starting with Xena's introductory episodes in Hercules.

Hercules: 1x09 The Warrior Princess, 1x12 The Gauntlet, 1x13 Unchained Heart# I haven't seen these, it's not necessary, and afaik some of the characterization and general vibes are incompatible with the Xena we know and love in her own show. But feel free to watch them if you want to see her introduction as a character.

1x01 Sins of the Past* 1x02 Chariots of War^ One minor highlight of this episode is that Xena and Gabrielle's respective flirtations with a man of the week each mirror their new relationship with each other - Xena and some peaceful village dude, Gabrielle and a wannabe warlord. Otherwise basic and uninteresting. 1x03 Dreamworker* 1x04 Cradle of Hope^ 1x05 The Path Not Taken* 1x06 The Reckoning* 1x07 The Titans^ 1x08 Prometheus^ Hercules and Iolaus appear if you skipped Xena's Hercules intro and want to meet them, but there's not much to recommend it 1x09 Death In Chains^ 1x10 Hooves and Harlots* 1x11 The Black Wolf+ I don't remember it too well but I remember enjoying it, and there's some cute baby les Gab stuff 1x12 Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts+ Idk if it's quite essential, but a character in this ep recurs later and this episode is referenced. It's a pretty great episode though iirc, I'd rec it. 1x13 Athens City Academy of Performing Bards^ It's a clipshow so not much of substance, but this episode is referenced in a lot of fic as a path not taken for Gabrielle 1x14 A Fistful of Dinars^ Apparently Xena's former fiance is in it but frankly I had no memory of that so I don't think it's important enough to be considered essential 1x15 Warrior... Princess^ It introduces a recurring character (and trope) so worth watching for continuity purposes but p inconsequential otherwise iirc. 1x16 Mortal Beloved+ Controversial categorization because it's het, but what can I say, I like it 1x17 The Royal Couple of Thieves^ Pretty fun and introduces another recurring character, but otherwise not especially important 1x18 The Prodigal+ Solid episode for Gabrielle's character development, not essential but worth watching. 1x19 Altared States+ Gets a plus sign for blatantly gay Gabrielle <3 1x20 Ties that Bind# I personally hate this ep, but it does have somewhat significant character exploration, and I wouldn't necessarily say it's bad so much as not to my taste. Up to you whether you watch. 1x21 The Greater Good* Most of the ep isn't essential but it leads directly into the next one which is, plus it's pretty good. 1x22 Callisto* 1x23 Death Mask^ Gets into Xena's past and surviving brother, but not in a way that really has much of an impact? Might be worth watching for that, but I don't think skipping it will affect much 1x24 Is There a Doctor in the House+ Gay, good, and establishes one detail that recurs later on but not a particularly important detail.

2x01 Orphan of War* 2x02 Remember Nothing+ Arguably essential viewing for character stuff, but I don't think skipping it would hurt your understanding of anything. Solid episode though. 2x03 The Giant Killer^ Referenced in a later episode so worth watching for thoroughness, not bad but not stand-out. 2x04 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun+ Gay 2x05 Return of Callisto* 2x06 Warrior... Princess... Tramp^ Introduces another occasionally recurring character, fun, not essential otherwise 2x07 Intimate Stranger+ 2x08 Ten Little Warlords+ These are direct sequel episodes and I really enjoy both, but they're not immediately relevant. The latter is arguably somewhat essential for Ares character stuff, but ymmv on how important that is to you. 2x09 A Solstice Carol# 2x10 The Xena Scrolls+ Clipshow, not essential, but please watch it bc it's an absolute delight. Basically a canon role reversal AU, and it's one of the episodes that spawned a thousand lesbian romance novels in the form of published Xena AU fic. 2x11 Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis^ 2x12 Destiny* 2x13 The Quest* 2x14 A Necessary Evil* 2x15 A Day In The Life+ Not technically essential but widely considered one of the best episodes of the show, wildly gay, don't skip it. 2x16 For Him The Bell Tolls^ Joxer heavy, Xena light. Most would probably categorize it as # but I'm easy for the comedy episodes 2x17 The Execution^ 2x18 Blind Faith+ 2x19 Ulysses^ Warning for dumb het, skip if your tolerance is low. After this though it's pretty clear sailing in terms of male love interests of the week, thankfully. 2x20 The Price* Amazing episode overall, imo essential for character exploration, but warning for v prominent racist tribal stereotypes 2x21 Lost Mariner+ 2x22 Comedy of Eros* It's not really essential for the most part, but it establishes a certain character beat that lasts for the next 3 seasons, and imo it's fun. Skippable if you're not in the mood for a mostly het comedy ep tho.

3x01 The Furies* Explores some of Xena's family history and introduces us to how the Furies work, since they show up in a few other episodes, but not huuugely important? Waffled between * and ^ for the record. 3x02 Been There, Done That+ One of my personal faves, not stand-out gay, but incredibly fun imo 3x03 The Dirty Half Dozen^ Basically the show's lone aware statement on feminism and it sucks lmao. Aside from that it can be fun, so I didn't mark it as a recommended skip, but it's on the cusp. 3x04 The Deliverer* 3x05 Gabrielle's Hope* 3x06/7 The Debt* 3x08 The King of Assassins# Very dude-centric and forgettable imo, but has Gina Torres as Cleopatra and introduces Joxer's siblings as a thing, so ymmv 3x09 Warrior... Priestess... Tramp^ 3x10 The Quill Is Mightier^ Fun episode for Ares and/or Aphrodite fans, not important and not notably good or gay tho (though at this point we have a relative base level of gay established so yk, p much every episode is gonna have some vibes) 3x11 Maternal Instincts* 3x12 The Bitter Suite* 3x13 One Against an Army+ 3x14 Forgiven# I skipped it my first watch and didn't regret that after watching it this time around, but fyi it does implicitly touch on the emotional fall-out of the last few episodes a little bit 3x15 King Con# 3x16 When In Rome...* 3x17 Forget Me Not* It's a clipshow, but the framing device establishes some surprisingly significant character and plot stuff 3x18 Fins, Femmes, and Gems+ A fan favourite for a lot of people, it's silly and fun with some great gay moments. 3x19 Tsunami^ 3x20 Vanishing Act^ 3x21/22 The Sacrifice*

BONUS: Hercules 4x13/14 Armageddon Now This is the sole episode of Hercules I watched, because Part 2 features the inspiration for an entire subgenre of Xena fic that I love - Conqueror fic. An AU where Hercules was never born, featuring a subplot in which Xena never turned good and went on to conquer Greece. You don't need to watch it to understand the conceit, and most fics don't follow the strict events of the episode but rather the general premise of Xena ruling a nation, but it is fun, and it has some bonus Callisto character stuff too. I've put it here because it aired alongside Xena season 3 and broadly fits into it continuity-wise.

4x01/2 Adventures in the Sin Trade* 4x03 A Family Affair* 4x04 In Sickness and In Hell^ A divisive episode, some find it funny, some find it obnoxious. I came down in the middle. 4x05 A Good Day* 4x06 A Tale of Two Muses^ 4x07 Locked Up and Tied Down^ Has some character backstory and thematically relevant stuff, but nothing super significant. 4x08 Crusader+ Features the ongoing arc of Xena's future vision and good character stuff, so somewhat relevant, but not quite enough to be essential imo. But it's extremely gay and one of my faves. 4x09 Past Imperfect^ Flashback episode to Solan's birth and Borias' death, but we don't learn anything particularly essential afaik, and it's not a super strong or gay episode. Worth watching if you enjoy learning about Xena's past though. 4x10 Key to the Kingdom^ Meg, Joxer, and Autolycus heavy comedy, great for Meg's character 4x11 Daughter of Pomira^ Sort of a sequel to The Price, same racist depictions of a native american coded people, tries to be progressive and manages to be, like, a step above The Searchers lol. 4x12 If the Shoe Fits^ 4x13 Paradise Found* Essential for character stuff but also fantastic in general. 4x14 Devi* We're in the India episodes, so expect stereotypes and cavalier treatment of Hinduism that caused enough controversy back in the day to necessitate a disclaimer. But they're important episodes plot and character-wise. 4x15 Between The Lines* The other episode that launched a thousand lesbian romance novels. 4x16 The Way* 4x17 The Play's The Thing^ 4x18 The Convert^ Najara's return, a big downgrade from Crusader though imo. Introduces another character who returns later, and Joxer gets some drama, but I still wouldn't say it's necessary. 4x19 Takes One to Know One^ 4x20 Endgame* 4x21 The Ides of March* 4x22 Deja Vu All Over Again+ Canonizes Xena/Gab in a censored, network-friendly way that may have you cheering or booing depending on your perspective, but it's worth noting that it was the best the crew could get away with. The characters return in a s6 episode but one I haven't seen lol so I can't say it's essential, but I like it.

A note on season 5: widely considered the worst season, esp for Xena/Gab shippers, but if you're a fan of Xena/Ares at all you might enjoy it more. There was some behind the scenes upheaval with the writing team I believe, and a plotline originally intended for Hercules got shunted here, where it's not a great fit. So it can feel a little "off." (Season 6 is generally considered a return to form, ftr.)

Focuses a lot on the unrequited het with Xena and Gabrielle's relationship somewhat sidelined in terms of dramatic focus. But it's very arc-heavy so many episodes are relevant, and tbf Xena and Gab still have a v strong married couple vibe. My advice is to either power through, or skip freely while reading a synopsis.

5x01 Fallen Angel* Silly but v important plot-wise, also pretty gay. 5x02 Chakram* Categorized as essential for some character-statement and thematic stuff, and some minor continuity re chakram, buuuut you could probably get away with skipping it. 5x03 Succession^ 5x04 Animal Attraction* 5x05 Them Bones, Them Bones^ It's arguably essential for a secondary character's storyline, so watch if you care about Amarice, but otherwise not missing much here. 5x06/7 Purity/Back in the Bottle^ I don't thiiiink there's anything super important here, and it's not super amazing, but it's a bit of a sequel to The Debt if that interests you. 5x08 Little Problems^ 5x09 Seeds of Faith* 5x10 Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire# I found this painful to sit through. Others enjoy it so ymmv, but it adds nothing but bad vibes imo. 5x11 Punch Lines^ Good if you're a fan of Gabrielle/Aphrodite, but otherwise pretty mediocre. 5x12 God Fearing Child* 5x13 Eternal Bonds* 5x14 Amphipolis Under Siege* 5x15 Married with Fishsticks# Widely considered the worst episode, with good reason. 5x16 Lifeblood^ Basically just a way to recycle some portal fantasy pilot that didn't get picked up, mostly a waste of time but inoffensive 5x17 Kindred Spirits^ Not really that great, often annoying, but Xena and Gabrielle are emphatically married so it gets some gay points 5x18 Antony and Cleopatra^ I don't thiiiink there's anything super necessary here, skip to avoid het in the form of plot-induced manipulative seduction 5x19 Looking Death in the Eye* 5x20 Livia* 5x21 Eve* 5x22 Motherhood*

6x01 Coming Home* 6x02 The Haunting of Amphipolis* 6x03 Heart of Darkness* Only necessary in that it concludes the cliffhanger of the last episode. 6x04 Who's Gurkhan?* 6x05 Legacy* So, season 6 is more character heavy than arc heavy. All the above episodes are important for the characters dealing with the time skip and character development in general, but there's no arc they're contributing to, so feel free to make your own judgement calls. 6x06 The Abyss+ Racist stereotype cannibals unforch, but v gay. 6x07/8/9 The Rheingold/The Ring/Return of the Valkyrie+ Gay romance straight up. 6x10 Old Ares Had a Farm^ Great if you love mortal Ares episodes 6x11 Dangerous Prey^ I believe this is the sole mortal dude who poses a challenge to Xena, and they really aped the Callisto format for it lol. 6x12 The God You Know* Only mildly essential in that it explains why Aphrodite is mortal now, but while I think it's somewhat divisive, it's an episode I enjoy personally so I'd recommend it. 6x13 You Are There* 6x14 Path of Vengeance* 6x15 To Helicon and Back* 6x16 Send in the Clones^ Imo probably the worst clipshow, but it's still pretty fun. 6x17 The Last of the Centaurs^ 6x18 When Fates Collide+ Not essential but unskippable, iconic gay romance. 6x19 Many Happy Returns+ GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY 6x20 Soul Possession^ Almost a # but it does have canon reincarnated Xena/Gabrielle. 6x21/22 A Friend in Need* Very controversial finale, many hate it, but it is the finale so it's essential. Many recommend watching When Fates Collide after this and pretending it's the real finale lol.

[eldritch-spouse]

Wait I just read Shag’s intro post and saw Morell calling Shags a slut. Is the neck an erogenous area?? 💀

I honestly just kept think about chopping off their head lmaoo

For shroom monsters, the neck is a very intimate area. It's unofficially considered an erogenous spot.

It's not only extremely sensitive, it's also something to be kept shielded and private at all times, not just for safety reasons but also modesty ones. Most mushroom monsters adhere to this custom and use a variety of scarves/turtleneck clothing to keep themselves "proper". Although, some of the newer generations of shrooms defy this by proudly displaying their necks- Which is more than a little scandalous.

Morell comes from a more or less traditional family, so neck coverings are taken seriously. So much so that his own scarf covers the bottom of his face. He could stand naked in front of you, the first thing Morell's going to cover is his neck, the second is his dick.

Shags is naturally considered a dirty little harlot by his family, and even though Morell likes him a lot, he's still going to perpetually jab Shags about it, though the ink cap hardly cares.

[pinkpawpads]

PINK PAW PADS! - B.A.H

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[swirlsncurlsnmanyturns]

yk what i realized? at the heart of it, Good Omens is really just a show about Love. ever since season 1. Anathema and Pulsifer, the witchfinder and the harlot lady, and from day one: Aziraphale and Crowley. And its not even just the romantic type of love, but the love of the earth the world dogs (remember Adam and Dog?) love for friends. And we've had so many more intros to love in s2 like Maggie and Nina and Gabriel and Beelzebub, and once again, our wonderful ineffable duo Aziraphale and Crowley. And it's just so cute to me how there is so much that the show really explores without directly addressing. and how in its essence, Good Omens is just about the vastness of the universe and what it means to you when you love someone in it.

[myladym0rgue]

Burn With Me | GHOST AU

Papa Emeritus III x F!Reader

Cardinal Copia x F!Reader

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

WARNINGS: Religious symbolism, arranged marriage if you squint, allusions to sex, some chapters contain NSFW content but will be stated in warnings of said chapter. VERY slow paced and dialogue heavy.

DISCLAIMER: This loosely follows the lore of Ghost and is mostly just a story using Ghost characters. Characters written in a sexual nature are 18 years old and over. I have no ties to Ghost in any way and am writing this for fun. Enjoy! :)

Chapter Eleven

You can feel your legs threatening to completely give out, and Sister tightens her grip on you. Your gaze shifts to Cardinal, whose face has lost all color. The look on his face was completely emotionless, unable to process what he has just heard. Emilie is your eyes next target. Her face is completely red, and her eyes immediately well with tears, everyone around her going to comfort her, squinting their eyes in disgust at you. The rest of the people oblivious to the situation break into applause, cheering you on for your “achievement”. You look up at Sister worryingly, and she has a look of annoyance in her eyes. “Well go on, bow for everyone, Emprex.” She teases and lets go of your arm, and you step up and give a shaky bow, feeling like an animal on display.

“Cardinal,” she calls, and he stands up and joins you two up front, not even looking at you. “Escort her to Terzo’s room please, and nothing more,” she emphasizes, poking at the talk she had with you before. “Yes, Sister,” is all he can get out, and he grabs your arm coldly, almost dragging you out of the room. You can hear his platformed shoes click on the floor, and his exaggerated breathing as he tries to understand the situation on his own accord.

“Is this why you stopped talking to me?” He blurts out, tightening his grip on your arm. “Ow, Cardinal that hurts, please stop,” you try to yank your arm away, scared of the possibility of what he’s going to do. “You lied to my face to get that spot, didn’t you? You couldn’t help yourself.” Venom laces his words as he keeps walking, not even looking in your direction. “I did not! I was telling the truth!” You defend yourself loudly, almost begging him to believe you. “I didn’t want any of this! I’m too young to be an Emprex anyways!” He stops in front of the door, letting go of your arm. “To make decisions, yes. To be married? No.” He flatly says, watching as red splotches form on your skin from his merciless grip. “I hope you’re happy, harlot.” He spits at you, instantly seeing in his face that he can tell he has crossed a line with that comment. “I-I’m sorry. That was unprofessional of me.” You look down and say nothing, waiting for him to step away. “Good luck with everything.” He quickly says, and you nod. “You can just uh- walk in. No need to knock or anything.” He bows and you bow back out of obligation. “Good day,” he scurries off, leaving you alone in the empty hallway.

“Just walk in?” You quietly ask yourself, deciding against it. You hesitantly raise your hand up to the door, knocking gently enough to where it could quickly get lost against the ancient walls surrounding you. “Enter.” Terzo’s voice rings out, granting you access. You open the heavy door, it creaking loudly in response. “Oh, my apologies. I thought it would be Sister or someone else,” he explains, and you flash him a fake smile. “Well, come in. Don’t stay in that hallway all alone too much longer.” He moves to the side, giving you room to walk in.

“Thank you,” you squeak out, stepping in. “Your room is beautiful, Papa.” You look around at the luxurious setup. “What did I say about formalities, tesoro?” He closes the door behind you, giving you two privacy. “Terzo,” he gives his intro again. “Sorry, Terzo.” You continue to look around, never seeing a room like this before, let alone one with a single bed. “This room? Oh, no, no. It’s going to be renovated once everything is settled.” He sits on the edge of his bed, looking up at you. “You’ll get to help, of course.” You turn to him and furrow your eyebrows, “me? You want me to help?” You ask, keeping your distance. “Of course!” He reaches his hand out, asking for you to come closer. You put your hand out and grab his gloved hand hesitantly. “You’re my Emprex, remember?” He sweetly chirps out, the sound of it almost bringing you to your knees. “Oh, right,” you shyly say, not moving your hand. “You’re so tense,” he says, running his thumb over your knuckles in an attempt to soothe you. “It’s just us, no one is watching or anything. Relax, please.”

You feel like it’s a risk to take his word for it, but you decide to trust him. “It’s just so new, is all. I’m sorry.” You explain away, trying to generalize your thoughts. “You’re right, it is. It’s new for me as well.” He motions for you to sit down next to him. You look at the spot before back at him, his eyes practically begging you to sit down. You let go of his hand and sit yourself down, feeling yourself get even more tense. “It’s going to be alright, we’ll get through this process,” he rubs your back, already feeling comfortable enough with touching. “I was just about to have dinner, care to join me?” He motions to his balcony, and you look out and see a table. “Out there?” You ask naively, never eating anywhere other than the dining hall. “Of course! It’s beautiful outside, where else would we eat?” He asks, making your cheeks flush red in embarrassment. “I suppose so,” you laugh.

“Perfect, I’ll let them know.” He pats your knee and stands up. “Oh, also,” he points to a box behind you, “Sister left that for you, I think it’s an outfit? I didn’t look inside.” He says, and leaves quickly. You watch him close the door, and you turn back to the box. It’s a white box wrapped in black ribbon, a Ghost crucifix pin adorning the knot in the bow. You take it into your lap, popping the pin off and gently pull on the ribbon, it falling out of uniform. It’s a shame to have to unwrap it, it’s the prettiest box you had ever seen, let alone received. You gently lift the lid off and see what seems to be a top. You’re almost stunned by the embroidered detail along the neckline, and you gently lift it out of the box as if it’s ceramic. Fabric falls out of your hands as it unfolds to expose a dress of some kind. You stand up and hold it out in front of you, admiring the handwork put into it. There are crucifixes all along the material, with purple accents and roses along the side. The sleeves were lace, having a flower design at the end where your hands would be.

You hold it against you, almost feeling too guilty to wear it. You’ve never owned a piece of clothing this luxurious in your life, and you feel undeserving of the piece. You look around for some kind of restroom, feeling too exposed to change into it out here. You spot a door in the corner of the room, and you walk towards it. The knob is cold, and it has another crucifix chiseled into it. You turn it, and you open it to reveal a closet. You’re stunned to see that it’s filled with more of these dresses. You’re overwhelmed at the sight, and shut the door quickly. This leaves you no choice but to change out in the open.

You lay the dress on the bed carefully, terrified of messing it up in any way. You slip off your outfit carefully, leaving you vulnerable for when Terzo returns. You lay it out on the bed next to your dress, showing an obvious change in uniform. Your stomach churns at the thought of leaving your old life completely behind for this new one. It’s not like you had any choice in the matter, however. You turn the new dress over and unzip it carefully, picking it up and slowly sliding into it. The dress is a little too tight for your liking, but it fits nonetheless.

You approach the mirror in the corner, almost shocked to see yourself in such attire. You hear the door open behind you, and you turn to see Terzo with his hand over his eyes. “Are you decent?” He asks, and you smile at his gesture to give you privacy. “Yes, I’m dressed.” He moves his hand down from his eyes and looks at you, almost too stunned to speak. “You look breathtaking, tesoro. This dress was made for you.” He approaches you and grabs your hand, planting a kiss on the top of it. “Thank you,” you bow at his compliment.

“Dinner should be here soon.” You nod and look at his face, admiring the detail of his paint when it’s not smudged. “What’s on your mind?” He asks, letting go of your hand and letting it fall beside you. “Oh, nothing. Just hungry, I guess.” You brush it off, wrapping your arms around yourself. “Is there a washroom in here?” He points to the door opposite the closet. “Oh, I should’ve known,” you nervously laugh. “I’ll be back, excuse me,” you turn and walk to the door, opening it and stepping in.

You find the light switch and the big light in the middle of the room turns on. The bathroom is huge, the biggest you’ve ever seen. The shower sits in the middle, looking like it can fit at least 10 people comfortably. The sink sits to the left, a giant mirror sits on the wall above it.You feel honored to even stand in a bathroom like this. You should feel honored. You’re the Emprex now.

You’re the Emprex.

You.

You grab the edge of the sink to keep yourself balanced, feeling like you could fall over at any moment. This was all happening so fast, way faster than you’re capable of keeping up with. You feel like you can throw up the little dinner you had in the dining hall. You hear a gentle knock on the door, and you turn to it. “Tesoro?” You hear Terzo call out to you. “One minute!” You call back, looking in the mirror and seeing how frazzled you look. You straighten out your hair and outfit, grabbing the doorknob and turning it.

You open the door and see Terzo standing there waiting for you. “Everything alright?” He asks, holding out his hand to you. “Yes, of course! Just wanted to freshen up.” You raise your voice an octave to sound enthused. “Are you sure? Dinner should be-“ he is cut off by a knock on the door. “There it is.” He smiles to you and walks towards the door, opening it and seeing Cardinal. “The table is fine,” he bluntly commands, like he completely flipped a switch. Cardinal nods and starts walking with the cart, halting to a stop when he sees you. His eyes examine your attire, never seeing you in this kind of get-up before. “Good evening,” he clears his throat and pushes the cart out onto the balcony. “Hello,” is all you manage to say, not wanting to see him at this point in time. Terzo stands beside you, watching him place everything on the table. Cardinal turns the cart around and pushes it back into the room. “If you need me, you know where to find me.” He says as if he’s reading off a script, and bows to both of you. You give him a small bow and he leaves the room, leaving you alone with Terzo once again.

“Enough standing around, our food will be for the bugs if we don’t go out there!” He clasps his hands together. “I hope you’re hungry, I know the dinners in the dining hall are quite small.” He motions for you to walk out before him. You shyly smile before stepping out, feeling the evening air on your skin. You admire the breathtaking view while he steps up to the table to pull a chair out for you. You give him a smile as a silent “thank you” and sit down. He pushes your chair in and sits across from you. “Wine?” He asks, gesturing to the bottle on the table between you. “I think I’m too young, thank you, though.” You decline, and he lightly laughs. “You’re Emprex. That rule doesn’t apply to you anymore.” He grabs the bottle and pops the cork out, pouring some for himself. “I don’t think I’ve had wine before.” You say as he pours a little bit for you to try into your glass. “The “blood” Sister made you all drink during that strange communion ceremony she made us do was wine.” You smirk, shrugging at his response. “Well to be fair, I wasn’t paying attention to what it tasted like.” He places the bottle back on the table, raising his eyebrows. “Oh, right.” He sarcastically responds, grabbing the glass and holding it up to your lips once again. “Pay attention this time for me, yeah?”

Author’s Note: omgggg my flight I was supposed to go on like a week ago finally happened so I had a ton of time to write while just sitting there lol

TAG LIST: @secretfanficwrite @sirianisrock @dee-m0n1 @boreateo @charliegyo @xhorror-nerdx @synfuck @nymphadora000 @copias-girl

[meerawrites]

Character intro: Emilie

Inspired by: Emilie (source material), Harriet (Harlots on Hulu), the trope of impoverished but well intentioned, and 18th century shifting cultural views.

Character summary: she/her, Creole-French-black-biracial, bisexual. A courtesan who has a brief affair with the Vicomte de Valmont.

Fun Fact: approaching this character, I was broadly unsure how to help her lend to my message, as no one knows or talks about her. But now I’m really glad she’s in my cast of characters. She’s the only sane one.

As genre commentary: hell yeah black sex workers with adjacency who get an 18th century aesthetic!

[spiralcloudpassage]

What about SMT demons, give me a list of 10 of your faves

im gonna use non usable demons as well because some of them are too cunt to leave out but

1. MASTEMA hes i think probably the best law alignment demon though chiaki's whole schtick is a very close contender

2. baal avatar is so iconic. so legendary. so gamechanging. mastema admittedly is only above her because of his 60 black silky inches and because i have the canon url but baal avatar's reveal, her boss fight, her death..... no kingdom can have two kings, demifiend!

3. mem aleph. they have to bring her back SOON because every time she's on screen in sjr she's showing us how it's done i'm talking full mayhem miller realness with that face and hair. literally karmically assigned MILF progenitor you will never be her.

4. mother harlot no one is giving what she's giving and I'll be adding her to #Bayonetta soon enough rest assured. her fight is scary if you forget that she has 2 hp. i think about her hardtype fight always.

5. shekinah. #girl. if i put on her song i'm in shambles every time and just the metaphysical implications of her existence in sjr makes me dizzy.

6. metatron. hey girl. always a baddie who's fun to see

7. skadi because you know we're spamming mabufudyne once we hit level 65 every game. love that she talks to you in game when she uses skills i know she's spitting fire

8. shiva and we have GOT to get him on the big screen again soon he didnt serve enough pussy in smtv but he DID serve it. will also be putting him in bayonetta soon.

9. matador bc hes the funniest intro boss other than, like, maybe medusa in IV but even then hes meaner imo

10. archangels gabriel/raphael/uriel/michael its not a smt game if they dont show up to cause problems

[black-star-kunzite]

Deadpool 3 was interesting in that I finally see what white straight humor is, and it also had best corporate guy Tom Wambsgans which was probably the best thing in the movie for me. Intro sequence should’ve really had him do those fucking dance moves right instead of halfass them like I want to see boyband realness bitch or do some ice-spice shit

You really wouldn’t get much out of the movie unless you remember/liked/or are aware of Fox Studios Marvel entries. The jabs or corporate supported jabs at the Disney conglomerate were alright if you just disassociate. The “90 year one” was the funniest and this movie will probably not save the MCU but maybe just keep the lights on just enough to get those minorities (the WOKE-CU) out there lmao

Some jokes landed but most aren’t really funny for me (which is fine my brain is rotted) but like it was like Pansexual* Promiscuous White Man played by Time Magazine’s Straightest Man Alive and Straight White Man™️ in goofy sexual hijinks or various white characters doing hypersexual/gay acts or saying hypersexual/gay shit at moments meant to inappropriate which is cool I guess bc gay sex is cool but the gag (heh) didn’t really work for me except maybe the car scene bc that was a fun sequence overall. Also I just can’t see “this Logan” as queer (even if the character is like a Bi backwater harlot in comic text or subtext n shit) like this one in particular is like straightest man to me (No shade to Huge JackedMan bc that’s one of the gayest names a man could have and I don’t doubt he could play a Logan with sugar cubes in the tank)

The somber moments should’ve been interjected with a Bwomp sound effect and played completely straight.

The bald-head-hoe was british. I wanted to slap the shit out of her smooth bald ass head every time she got screen time like I blanked out on entire scenes she was in bc of a deeply troubling unfulfilled desire to smack that fucking chrome dome like those sphinx cats with lotion. Idrc what she was on about really or like hate her as an antagonist (I do but for other reasons) or whatever

Cool dumb movie 👍🏾 I thought the costumes were really fun and I never thought I’d need Wolverine with the cowl and bright ass suit on in live action.

The fights were really fun too

[ask-joachim-armster]

Lord Armster! I have few question for you:

I thought that Crimson Storne can turn a person intro a vampire. Is true that the Ebony Stone can also turn a person intro a vampire? (I suspected that.)

Did you and that hellish favorite Succubus where intro an argument at one point?

And lastly

Did that old bastard took avantage of cute boys as well in similar way as with innocent girls?

Joachim: As far as I know, all four Stones had the ability to grant immortality to a person. Perhaps the two lost Stones did not carry the curse of vampirism.

Immortality can be different.

But the Ebony Stone could gradually turn its mortal owner into a vampire, that’s true.

I often quarreled with her. She tried to sharpen her wit on me and just annoy me for fun. This hellish harlot had many sharp thorns under her tongue…

When I got used to it or did not pay attention to some of her caustic remarks, the Succubus came up with something new. Knowing that I couldn’t harm her, she took advantage of my position.

I hate succubi, but they scream so wonderfully when their wings break...

Joachim closed his eyes.

He was attracted only to handsome boys with a sophisticated appearance. It seems that only I received the «honor» of becoming his student, perhaps due to my abilities…

The rest of the boys became just as pawns in the old bastard’s games as the innocent girls…

[pxgeturn]

( JOSEFINE FRIDA PETTERSEN, 23, HOMOSEXUAL ) Did I just see ISABELLE THOMAS at the BAWDY house on COVENT GARDEN? The EARL’S DAUGHTER is known to be COMPASSIONATE but also OBSESSIVE, and comes from NORWICH.

Hello! Flint here, nice of you to pop by again. There are fewer paragraphs under the cut here and an all around much nicer person to be found; lucky you. Here’s a sweet bean trying to do good by the harlots and help them find better lives, which currently isn’t going very well. Entitlement aside, she’s a gay disaster waiting to happen, so check out those wanted connections if you want a snooty gal pal with access to aristocrat’s charitable pockets, and please like this post or send me an IM if you’d like to plot. Have a nice day!

MISS ISABELLE THOMAS

The youngest daughter of the Earl of Norfolk and the last of her five siblings left unmarried, Isabelle has never had a shortage of role models in her life. Most inspired by her eldest sister, Felicity, a girl of noble character who, from an early age, took it upon herself to play mother to the rest of the Thomas’ gaggle. This did not always cooperate with the rest of the flock, however, who would often prefer to cause havoc under the guard of their middle brother, Henry, who would see to it that the whole lot of them arrived home far too late for dinner and covered from head to toe in mud. 

Neither of these behaviours much pleased their parents, of course, who would have rather their children stayed inside, listened to their nannies and perhaps even attended to their studies once in a while, if that wasn’t too much to ask. Isabelle was perhaps the least flighty of the pack and altogether more in line with what Granville Thomas’ and his wife imagined of a child; generally quiet, will meaning and soft spoken, if a little prone to bouts of stress and curiosity. 

She always looked up to their strong nature, however, and as she tended more toward blending into the background, she took more to emulating the personalities of those around her, as though trying on personalities for sizing and picking the bits she liked the best. This resulted in her changing, sometimes drastically, over the course of a conversation to better fit the person she was speaking to, and often picking up their hobbies and causes in the same vein.

One such cause was as much to mirror her eldest sister as it was an excuse to get away from her family’s estate and visit London, a city she had rarely visited, but had quickly come to adore. With her sister at the helm, Isabelle began a spat of charity work in support of the women of the night. Though not the most noble of causes as some might say, it appealed to her more compassionate side. As far as she saw it, these women were some of the most down trodden of society, and fundraising and working with the women and their bawds to improve living and working conditions could only be a boon. 

Of course, as she spent weeks on this mission, she soon realised her noble intentions were not always appropriate. Kind manners were often taken advantage of and some of the women and - as it turned out - men, particularly in the more welltodo areas actually rather liked their work, thank you very much.

This quite marred Isabelle’s intentions, though her commitment was still too fresh to be abandoned. The world she had moved herself in to was entirely foreign to her; as loud and boisterous well into the night as her rooms had been quiet in the still light of morning. It was a lot to take in while still remembering it was her duty to be helpful, but gradually, she came to enjoying herself.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

Noble ladies; friends and acquaintances: A collection of Isabelle’s peers, either also involved with charity work for the brothels or generally in the vicinity. These relationships could span anyway from friendships to something antagonistic, but it would make sense for any (desperately misplaced) society ladies to know one another.

Bawds; in association: More likely to work to aid a matronly bawd than a pimp or anyone of bad character, but a good performance will easily sway her. The owner of the brothel most frequented by Isabelle would be more likely to take advantage of any incoming funds, donations or well wishes, be they for honest reasons or otherwise.

Harlots; supported and otherwise: While Isabelle is barely a bairn herself, she might come across as either a tremendous help or superbly patronising, but either way, she’d be sure to make herself known to those that live and work in the house.

How unexpected; a lover or seducer: There’s a great deal lying dormant in Isabelle that she’s never read in her lessons and avoided in gossip, but being surrounded by charming, attractive women, often in states of undress and usually with money on their mind will eventually lead her one way or the other. Whether that is toward someone genuine and caring or utterly taking advantage, or perhaps somewhere in the middle, will make all the difference.

[dkettchen]

Love to celebrate their reunion after 311 EPISODES of agony and educate the people on historical gay piracy while I’m at it

[eddysocs]

Introducing: Annabelle Barlow

Fandom: Harlots

Face Claim: Natalie Dormer

Full Name: Annabelle Olivia Barlow

Nickname/Alias/Pet Names: Belle

Age: 24

Myers Briggs Type: ESFJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Love Interest: Lydia Quigley

Occupation: Harlot

Collections: Ribbons and Lace

Style/Clothing: Brocade gowns, favoring various shades of green. Sometimes matching hats. Always wearing her garters. Adores any kind of lace.

Signature Quote: "I never could have foreseen this, but if I had, I would have saved you all the trouble of trusting me."

Plot Summary: With Margaret Wells intent on taking down her rival, Lydia Quigley, she recruits the help of her newest hire, Annabelle. And Annabelle is ready to take on such an enormous task, but she’s not ready for Lydia Quigley herself. Will her feelings get in the way of her mission? Whose side is she really on?

Forever Tags: @softgamerking, @vivis-ghost-wife, @randomfandoming1, @genius2050, @tinkerbellbleu, @puccasanluv, @perfectlystiles, @ocfairygodmother, @oreostars

Annabelle Tags: @tessstark, @zalera8310, @harlotwells

[hcrelegance]

[ NATALIE DORMER, SHE/HER , CIS FEMALE, 25 , 7-15£ depends on your social status and what you want to do with Aleksandra ] Aleksandra M. is a harlot  that makes their home on golden square. they are known to be SEDUCTIVE + COCKY, and originally hail from the Ottoman empire. you can find them working at the bawdy house. [ Kiki, she/her, 21, GMT+2 ]

Aleksandra moved to England (London) when she was 18 because she wanted to study. She soon realized that she would not be able to achieve her goal, so she found a job and started working in one of the best brothels in London. Although she is a harlot, she is very educated and with her culls she can talk about philosophy and literature, which makes her one of the most educated prostitutes there. She is an ideal choice for lords and people with royal titles.

[woos-lil-oreo]

Make It Right

Paring: Kim Hongjoong x Choi Jongho x Female!Reader (Reader is Plus Size and a bit insecure) (fic is a Hongjoong focus)

Word Count: approximately 2.9k - 3.1k words

Warnings: poly!relationship, light manhandling, marking, cumplay, oral (female receiving), choking, overstimulation, dom!Hongjoong (pleasure dom if you squint hard enough), dom!Jongho (soft dom if you blink once or twice), self-doubt/insecurities, reader is loud 👀, pet names, squirting, voyeurism (I think it qualifies...) slight dumbification, unprotected sex (plastic wrap your peenie weenies)

Author's Note: This fic is NSFW. If you are uncomfy, please don't read. I wrote this out of pure imagination, dedication, simp, two brain cells, and a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Please don't steal (let's start with the warning while we're ahead of the game ✨) There's a part two! It's a fluff entitled Promise to properly conclude this fic. With that being said, enjoy, you dirty harlots 😙

Taglist: @ateezappreciation @joongsprincess @lil-ghostieiv @pikacuuuuuuuu

Intro and Masterlist ✨

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Another night, another six hours wasted. You laid on the bed in your best scandalous attire. A simple black lace demi-cup bra that pushes up your already high-setting DD breasts and matching black lacy cheeky panties along with a sheer black boudoir robe and dependable Christian Louboutin pumps. Candles illuminate the room with a soft golden ambiance, and no one to share it. This is a recurring theme for the past month and a half.

~*One week later*~

Hongjoong was working in the studio, preparing the next album to top the charts and break records for the group. Jongho must have had to stay a little later tonight with the film crew for Imitation. You appreciate and admire the commitment they have to ensure that things that have ATEEZ™ written on them are of high quality and top shelf, and their pursuits are extraordinary. You are just getting a little lonely because of how busy their schedules are. It’s not even when they are not home, either. It’s like they are present but absent at the same time. Whenever they are home, they are either too drop-dead tired to do anything, or you are already asleep.

The average person would think that with this beautiful home Hongjoong has, you would be able to attend to and entertain yourself. It gets lonely here, and that’s when your thoughts tend to roam.

You stand in front of the full-length mirror in your room, only wearing your grey sports bra and matching boy shorts. Maybe they just don’t find you attractive anymore. With your thick thighs that always touch, no matter how hard you try to separate them. Your chubby tummy that moves every time you move, decorated with light-toned tiger stripes and a couple dimples here and there. Maybe if you look like these other female K-Pop idols, they would like to--

Your self-destructive thoughts are interrupted by a knock on the door and the turning of a doorknob. You quickly try to wipe the tears that threaten to spill past your tear ducts. “Baby, are you okay?” Hongjoong asked from the doorway. You manage to catch them, but Hongjoong isn’t stupid. Your slightly red eyes and puffy cheeks gave you away.

“Hyung, did you find her-” Jongho started to ask but stopped when he saw you on the brink of tears. He walked up to you and his Hyung and said, “Babe, what’s wrong?”

“Do you love me?” You ask shakily. “What do you mean?” They asked in unison while Hongjoong has his hands on your forearms, and Jongho’s are on your cheeks, wiping your tears. “Exactly what it sounds like. Do you love me? Why are you with me?” You ask with your heart rapidly beating. “Where is this coming from, Princess?” Jongho asked, confused. “There are lots of other women who are beautiful and-”

“I’ll stop you right there. Do you really think that you are not beautiful? We are in this for the long haul. You are a beautiful and kind-hearted person who always looks out for us no matter what.” Hongjoong interrupts your statement. “Your beautiful eyes twinkle whenever you made a new accomplishment. You are the best cuddler I have ever met in my life. And I can tell that every time I look at you, your heart always stays made of pure gold.” Jongho said with determination. Your start to cheer up from the fantastic things they are telling you.

“Move, Hyung.” Jongho pushes Hongjoong out of the way and grabs your cheeks, and kisses you square on the mouth. Your lips automatically move in sync with his, and you can feel the raw and pure love he has for you. He slips his tongue into your mouth, allowing you to taste the mint gum he was apparently chewing before they were looking for you. He finally let you go right before you had to pull away so you could catch a breath.

You were so enthralled by Jongho that you didn’t feel Hongjoong kissing and suckling on your neck, leaving love bites in his path. Jongho took this opportunity to place his fingers in his mouth, coating them with saliva. He then takes his slickened digits and slides them into your dripping heat. You moan at the feelings of his long delicate fingers doing what they do best besides splitting apples. He always knew what buttons to push to get you going. As Jongho continues to make you feel warm and fuzzy, Hongjoong was behind you, fondling your breasts (after he pulled the sports bra from over your head) and tweaking your nipples. Both of these actions help to tip you off to feel that small but powerful orgasm.

Once you managed to catch your breath, Jongho bends down to grab you behind your thighs and lifts you up with ease. “Jongho, put me down! I’m heavy!” You scream out while wrapping your arms around your neck, so you won’t flip over and break your neck. “Says who? You’re as light as a feather.” Jongho says as he roughly throws you on the bed, causing you to giggle. He slowly unbuttons his shirt and unbuckles his belt, tossing it along with his pants and boxers after he steps out of them. You just stare with a blank expression on your face, but your eyes tell it all: you were ready for him, and you wanted him to pick up the pace. Hongjoong is just sitting in the office chair watching the whole thing unfurl.

He proceeds to crawl on top of you in between your legs, his small light silver chain dangling from his neck. He leans down to leave small pecks along your face, and you wrap your legs around his waist, impatiently trying to get him to escalate his movements. “Impatient, are we? Can I take off your panties first?” He says with a chuckle. As he proceeded to do said thing, you look over to make eye contact with Hongjoong. He’s just chilling in the office chair in the corner of the room while sporting a massive hard-on, patiently waiting on his turn to show his way of loving you.

Your eye contact with Hongjoong is broken as you close your eyes and moan, relishing in the feeling of Jongho filling you up slowly to the hilt. He is touching every excellent spot inside of you. Jongho moans out at how tight you are, even after your first orgasm.

After he managed to catch his breath from how tight you are, he begins to slowly move in and out of you. “Oh shit, Y/N. You’re so fucking tight, baby.” He grunts in your ear. You savored the feeling of the hardness that is Choi Jongho, moving at a steady pace due to the slick heat you produced. You moaned out every time he hit that one spot while telling you how beautiful and unique you are. As Jongho feels his head spin from the combination of his pace along with the warmth and wetness of your core, you get increasingly louder until you just feel light and weightless.

Jongho comes with you, ejecting hot strings of cum that paint your insides white. He slowly pulls himself out of you and admires how his sperm drips out. He takes his fingers and gently rubs them down your slit, making the cum drip out more. He coats his fingers in it out of amazement (like he hasn’t done it before), collects what fell out, and shoved it back in. You squirm from the slight overstimulation when Jongho pulls from you. He places the dampened fingers in his mouth, tasting the delicious concoction of you and Jongho’s fluids. He hums out in pleasure and quickly leans over to kiss you. You hum in delight at the taste of your honeypot and his warm cum. “I think those actions were much better than words, baby.” He says confidently, and that makes you chuckle and agree with him, still feeling like you’re on Cloud 9.

“Alright now, you had your turn. I want to appreciate my girl too. I would like to agree on your last declaration, but I think she needs a bit more reassurance.” He says, a little too frustrated, probably from the huge print in his dark wash jeans. Jongho raises his hands in surrender and switches places with the oldest.

“Baby, we talked about doubting yourself.” Hongjoong says in a slightly condescending tone. “You are absolutely stunning. You exude beauty in everything you do and touch.” He says as he drags his hands down your thigh. “Do you understand me?” He slides his fingers easily into you when you try to answer. “What was that, sweetheart?” Hongjoong asks. “Yes, si-” You interrupted yourself with a moan as Hongjoong replaces his fingers with his mouth, directly on your clit. You screamed loudly at the contact as your third orgasm hit you fast and unexpectedly.

“Baby, you still haven’t answered my question.” You couldn’t really answer. Your mouth is agape, and your eyes are tightly closed in pleasure as Hongjoong teased your clit with kitten licks, drawing out your high. When you felt that you suffered enough with that movement, he stuck his long tongue into your sex. Of course, his tongue was not as long as his penis, but it always got you ready for what was to come.

He then replaces his tongue with his middle and ring fingers to be able to rise up and see your fucked out expression. Cheeks flushed and warm. Eyes tightly closed with tears on the brink of falling from overstimulation. Breasts bouncing as you huff in the oxygen your body desperately craves. Hands grasping at the sheets. Hongjoong feels that you are so close to coming, and he wants to just to oh so gently tip you over the edge. With his fingers languidly moving inside you, he takes his free hand and places it around your neck, squeezes, and kisses you. You loudly moaned into the kiss, feeling an intense wave of endorphins crash right into you. Thus, marking your fourth orgasm. Hongjoong glides his tongue on yours, allowing you to taste the mix of you, Hongjoong, and Jongho’s cum. He loosens his grip on your neck and leaves it there loosely. He also dramatically slows the speed of his fingers to draw out your high.

“The question is not answered, baby. I am really starting to think that you like this.” His fingers start to move faster again, causing you to close your thighs, but Hongjoong caught on to what you were doing. He caught one of your legs, straightened it, and placed it on his shoulder. Once that’s over yet, he looks at you and winks, then kisses your ankle. “The feeling of my fingers bringing to many orgasms, yeah?” Once again, you didn’t get to answer as he finger fucked you to a point where your legs were shaking, and you felt very wet downstairs.

“Oh fuck, Hyung. You did that?” Jongho says from the chair, rubbing his hard-on lightly to gain some sort of relief from the sight in front of him.

When you managed to come back to Planet Earth, you looked at Hongjoong, who was still looking down at your sex. His arm was drenched, covered with your liquids that didn’t manage to make his black t-shirt darker. The dark blue of his jeans was instantly a much darker shade of indigo. “Hongjoong, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean t-” You say in embarrassment as you think you ruined the mood. “Do it again.” Hongjoong interrupts you.

“Huh?”

“Do it again… with my dick inside of you.” He says as he quickly discards his wet t-shirt, boxer briefs, and jeans to get you to make it rain on him all over again. He moved so fast, it was like a primal switch in him was flipped.

“What are you talking abou-aahhh” You moan as Hongjoong’s dick drilled into you at an unforgiving rate. “Come on. Come on, baby. You can do it, babe.” That is all you hear in your ear as you feel your orgasm coming, and it’s coming fast. Hongjoong puts his hands on your neck, thinking that’ll help. The orgasm came… and it hit you like a truck. You came very loudly, screaming to the top of your lungs. This man really was out here having you tasting colors and seeing stars. Your legs were shaking again, and you grabbed onto the sheets like it was the last thing keeping you here. It didn’t really help, though; the harder you grabbed, the more you felt yourself slip into darkness.

Hongjoong managed to regulate his breathing once again, and he’s back to the fluffy soft boi/demon onstage that you know and love. “Baby, know you are absolutely precious and irreplaceable. You’re ours for a reason. I love you, Y/N.” He proclaimed but didn’t get a response back, “Princess.” He called, laying his head on your chest. He lifts himself up and looks at you. You are asleep with a blissful smirk on your face; just no good to nobody.

“Damn it, Hyung. Did you fuck her unconscious?” Jongho said with a hint of annoyance disguised under concern.

“Jongho, she’s still breathing. She’s asleep.” Hongjoong tells Jongho.

“Can you get her some fresh clothes? I’m going to clean Y/N up and change the sheets.”

“Why do you have to change the –” He looks at the big wet spot under your sleeping form. “Oh, okay.” Hongjoong makes his way to your closet. Jongho lifts you up and places you on the couch that no one uses on the side of the room. He steps out into the bathroom to run you a warm bath. After he proceeds to go to the laundry room and grab a spare set of sheets. He returns with your softest sheets. You usually have a problem with using those. Still, Jongho figured that you should feel special and comfortable when you wake up. He’ll deal with the repercussions later. He strips the bed, places the old sheets by the doorway, and puts the new sheets on.

Once that’s done, Jongho picks you up from the couch, goes to the bathroom, and steps in the warm tub. He easily situates you and him in the large tub. He grabs your loofah and thoroughly cleans you with your favorite coconut and shea butter body wash. You squirm a bit in your sleep from sensitivity and scrunch your nose like a bunny. He finds that absolutely adorable and dabs a tiny amount of suds on your nose. Once he’s done cleansing your body of all bodily fluids, he picks you back up with ease and sits you on the closed toilet lid. While holding you, so you don’t tip over, he grabs a big white fluffy towel and dries you clean.

Jongho proceeds to carry you to the bed, where Hongjoong has your favorite worn-out oversized shirt and sleep shorts. He leaves you with Hongjoong to get dressed while he cleans the water he tracked throughout the hardwood of the room and the bathroom tile. Hongjoong moisturizes your whole body with lightly scented vanilla oil. He feels a little bit bad that he put you to sleep the way he did, but he’s not going to say anything. He’ll fix it in the morning.

Once Hongjoong is done, Jongho has returned, dried and clothed in some cotton basketball shorts and a tank top. Hongjoong goes to take a quick shower, and Jongho puts the dirty sheets in the washing machine. You turn to snuggle in the blanket, but you can’t really do that since you are on the blanket. You manage to get the top half of your body covered, but your bottom half is still exposed. Hongjoong opens the door to reveal himself dressed in some black joggers and a white t-shirt. The boys meet each other at the bed and see you somewhat covered with the blanket diagonally across your body. They look at each other and chuckle softly to ensure that they don’t awaken you.

Jongho lifts you to allow Hongjoong to flip the comforter up. Jongho lightly places you back after he settles behind you, making you the little spoon. Hongjoong turns on the television just to have something playing in the background. He picks Moana and places the remote on the nightstand. He hops in bed, lying to where he is facing you. Jongho hits the desk lamp, and not even fifteen minutes later, the boys were out like a light.

*About 4 in the morning*

You slowly wake up to adjust yourself in the bed. You can’t, why? Because a giant teddy bear has you closely wrapped in his arms, close to your body, and head tucked cozily in your neck. Along with that, a sleeping Minion has his and your legs entangled to where you don’t know where you start, and he ends. You figured that you don’t want to wake them up. They probably have schedules tomorrow. You return to your slumber with a content smile on your face.

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And there you are ✨ i hope you enjoyed the read.