#pavy talks

[parvulous-writings]

Any of the gods in Hades could very easily pick you up and use you like a fleshlight, regardless of what you had to say about it, tbh.

I've had this one sitting in my inbox for a couple days, pondering it. Because. It's correct, objectively. I could be picked up and used like a fleshlight - to be honest, I may even like the experience, who knows?

I'd go "[insert character here], one chance!!!" but, there's so many of them they wouldn't fit in the sentence and have that same, nice flow.

So naturally, I will list them. In no particular order:

Ares

Dionysus

Thanatos

Nyx

Aphrodite

Hypnos

Charon

Chaos

Athena

Hephaestus

Chronos

Meg

Achilles

Mel

Artemis

Apollo

Nemesis

Hecate

Circe

Medea

Tisiphone

Zagreus

Alecto

Eurydice

Hera

Hermes

Asterius

Odysseus

Patroclus

Narcissus

Polyphemus

Raw, next question.

I don't think I missed anyone?

[parasitic-saint]

i personally believe all of the Largo siblings are addicted to the knife in different ways

[ali3nboyfriend]

so by random chance when we took latke in for her annual last week a woman was there with her litter of adoption-age puppies (and oops litter, apparently a male dog got into the yard w their dog who they’d intended on breeding With Purpose later) to get their next round of shots, so uh

this is Pavlova (Pavi)

latke is. tolerant.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

You know how Miguel is like 'Thanks Lego, you're one of our best' - Like Miguel has favorites and stuff

For some reason, I think Miguel would like... Really Enjoy having Pavitr around

Like Pavitr is so friendly but also REALLY good at his job (karma's favorite) and LOVES being Spider-man, he probably loves hanging out with the other Spider-people on campus. Probably loves using the training rooms, and is there all the time

Pavitr may be a bit bright for Miguel's 'big bad boss' demeanor but over time Pavi grows on him, and they start having conversations, inside jokes

Pavi brings him empanadas sometimes and Miguel always thanks him. Then one day Pavi brings him some of his Auntie Samosas and Miguel has to try not to big softy about it cause this kid is standing there watching him eat going 'DO YOU LIKE THEM???'

BONUS POINTS if Miguel is Pavi's mentor

They're built the same, buff as fuck, except Pavi is half Miguel's height

So when Pavi stands next to Miguel arms crossed like him he looks like a little Mini-Migs

That's what Lyla and Jess calls him. Mini-Migs - except he's happy and talkative

And the same way Miguel tries to tough it out in front of MayDay, he tries to do that to Pavi but Pavi is a ray of sunshine even Miguel can't resist

So Miguel let's him hang in his office all the time, one of the only people Miguel won't ever raise his voice with

A buff kid with perfect hair having a buff guy with perfect hair for a mentor Isn't that cute

I WANNA SEE PAVI AND MIGUEL INTERACT SO BAD IM SO MAD THEY DIDN'T

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Sometimes I think about ATSV Pavitr's design, and I just. man thought an integral part of his costume is to have his hair out. like it's just there, a full mane of hair, perfectly styled with 0 effort, out in the sunshine for all to see.

He's so full of himself, to think that his hair is an important aspect of his presentation. Narcissus-level of self-love. You know I'm right, that the top portion of his mask is open so that his ego can just ooze directly out of his brain to moisturise his scalp and oil his hair

[thegeneticopera]

hi, any idea if there's any way to see more of the myspaces than just the front page? and/or any confirmation about the whole pavi using the accent to cover the stutter thing, i've heard it was confirmed on the myspace but can't find it. thanks!!

no, thats not really how wayback links work. its just snapshots of the way the page look at the specific time a snapshot was taken. you can however flip through different dates.

and yes the pavi thing is canon, I cannot for the life of me remember where to find the confirmation for that because its one of those things that's just always been universally known.

we do have luigi's twitter and this is from a QnA that took place on myspace so perhaps this is the origin:

[j4zz4lop3]

I have seen a lot of largocest posts in the repo community. Like way more incest than any other fandom I’ve seen, some people are grossed out by it, and some are not, but i think something just clicked in my brain, so i want to say:

you can put incest in fiction, without outwardly having any of the characters condemn it, while still personally condemning incest. I have a pair of ocs for hazbin hotel (yes hazbin posting with repo again how kewl of me) that are twins and got sent to hell for among other things concerning cult activity having an incestous relationship. None of the other characters condemn it. Why? Because it’s hell. That’s the world they live in. If it were in the show it would be occasionally played for laughs in a dark humor kinda way, but i wouldn’t think anyone would go off at them for it, or maybe even acknowledge it’s wrong. This works with repo aswell because the world they live in? Fucked. Morality? Practically obsolete. Ethics? Never heard of her. So, practically, just like hell. The largo siblings were never meant to be good people. Actually they were always supposed to be horrible people. Like to a point you wonder if they’re even actually still people. You’re allowed to like them, they are BAD people and no matter how you cut it you can’t magically make them good and it’s supposed to be very difficult to humanize them. And looking purely at the source…I’m sorry but largocest makes sense. I don’t like it, i have my own ocs i ship with them but you can’t exactly say it’s ridiculous or out of place. The actual essence of repo I’ve learned over the time i interact with it is actually that we are all animals with hair and sweat and blood and we vomit and shit and piss and we keep trying to distance ourselves from it because we think of ourselves as better than our biology, we WANT to prove that we have something that differences us from animals, but deep down we are just as disgusting and horrible and all, to some extent, bad. Trying to apply fandom-typical moral puritany to repo does nothing except completely making the message pointless. If you want characters who are completely morally in the right, I’m sorry but…you might want to watch a different movie…

[roadkill-dreaming]

[milf-lover42]

This is niche as in literally only a thing in my house niche, but everyday I wake up and have the instinct to check ao3 for Esmé Squalor and Pavi Largo fanfiction,,, of course it doesn’t exist so that’s a stupid thing to look for. If you understand these words… seek help!!! If you don’t understand, keep it that way for your own sanity :)

[burning-chaos-goat]

I wish people would really put in more thought behind Hobie instead of who to ship him with or not. I just feel like he deserves better than that

[parvulous-writings]

Been having a shite time of it recently, drew a Zag

He is round

That is all

[thebrideofreanimator]

i think the fact pavi speaks in his fake ass italian accent just to cover up a stutter is so so silly

[coyotecollects]

I noticed when I brought home the Larpras plush Foreman seemed a little worried ((possibly they they'd be replaced by them)) but after they spent some time.together they really seem to enjoy each other. This is good.

Lapras' calm nature helps I bet 🤔

[bidoofenergy]

if i had a nickel for every time an indian character got a nickname that was actually the feminine version his name i'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right

[centaurivee]

Contrary to popular belief, Bella and Pavi DO hang out on occasion. Always to do something Luigi thinks is the stupidest fucking thing on the planet.

[cosmosluckycharms]

Bug Like Angel

Valentine

You had spent the last few hours making your special Valentine's Day cookies.

After years of attempts at them, you had finally perfected the recipe.

You were so excited to finally give them out to your friends!

Each cookie was decorated as a heart in their favorite color.

Red for Miles, purple for Gwen, pink for Peni, etc.

You were practically jumping for joy as soon as they were done.

You started to pack each one in their respective packaging, along with a little sticker of their name on the plastic.

As soon as you started putting them into your container to give them out, you felt your phone buzzing and ringing.

You put the cookies down and checked the contact.

It was Pavitr!

You picked up the call

"Hey Pavi! What up?" You asked while finishing up putting the cookies into the container

"Y/N! WE HAVE TO GO HELP MILES AND GWENS DATE GO WELL!"

Oh yeah. You forgot you and Pav accidentally both got Miles and Gwen to ask each other out for Valentine's.

Miles had called Pavitr for advice on how to ask "a girl out".

He was trying to hide how it was Gwen, despite everyone and their moms knowing how bad of a crush he had on her.

Pavitr ended up telling him to draw Gwen a portrait of a picture of the two sitting next to each other you had taken secretly and get her some flowers.

☆You were helping Gwen, who was also trying to ask Miles out.

She called you, very jittery, and told you she wanted to "get it over with" and just ask him out.

You helped her make a poem for him and compose him a song. You also helped her make a bouquet of paper flowers made from little pictures of them together.

You and Pavitr bonded over how you both were practically playing Cupid for Gwen and Miles.

"Alright, gimmie a sec though, where are we going to meet?" You asked, putting the container down and rushing to your room

"Meet me at Miles' universe, we have to watch over them and make sure nothing ruins today! I've been waiting for this for so long!"

You could hear his excitement over the phone, it was clear he was practically jumping up and down.

"Okay, I'll be there, bye Pavii!!" you hung up the phone and started getting ready.

You didn't know your family was home.

You didn't know how they'd been eying them all day assuming they were being made by Alfred.

You didn't know they couldn't wait to eat them.

All your brothers (?) decided to eat your cookies without bothering to ask anyone if it was theirs.

Sure, they forgot about you, but if you saw individually wrapped cookies tied up with a bow wouldn't you ask about it?

After they ate it, they even left the wrappers! They didn't even clean up their mess!

And sure, you didn't have to clean it up, alfred noticed the names on the wrappers and recognized one of them as one of your friends that you would talk about.

He called down the boys and asked why they ate the cookies. They didn't even deny eating them.

Their stomachs sank when they found out you had made those cookies for your friends.

They spent hours trying to remake the cookies from scratch. They didn't know when you'd be home.

They ended up finishing with them being messy and kind of gross tasting, nothing like how you made them!

Maybe you wouldn't notice?

The date was going well! You and Pavitr ended up fighting Green Goblin while trying to keep Miles and Gwen's date safe, clearing the streets of people trying to mug them, and setting everything up perfectly, but by the end of it, everything was perfect!

You managed to take a cute photo of Gwen and Miles kissing in the sunset, too!

You were sure nothing could ruin today!

You just had to run home and get the cookies so you could give them out, and then you could go to bed! You were exhausted!

You told Pavitr to walk into the kitchen with you so he could see how cute they were!

Your brothers saw through the camera as you and your friend walked into the kitchen and you handed him a cookie.

You saw as pavitrs face shift as he took a bite of it. Like he was trying to figure something out.

"What's wrong, Pavi?" You asked while taking the rest of the cookie and holding it in your hand.

"It tastes...Off. Like usually your cookies taste.... differently? I can't put my finger on it, though." You listened to him and then took a bite of the cookie as well.

You immediately spit it out.

It was so gross, nothing like how you made them!

"What the hell? I could've sworn these tasted better when I left them!" You started going through your mental checklist on how you could've messed it up.

It wasn't until you looked at the cameras around the kitchen on your phone that you found out your brothers ate them, rebaked them horribly, and tried to play it off.

You profusely apologized to Pavitr, he didn't deserve to eat that hot mess!

"It's okay!" he rubbed your back as you had your hands in your hair.

"it's not okay it's not, you know on Roblox-!" he hit you playfully on the back of the head for making a dumb reference.

It took him promising no one would be mad at you for something that wasn't your fault. He also told you he would bake them again with you.

You believed him.

You always did.

THIS WAS SO BAD AND SHORT IM SORRY

i needed to get this out

pavitr and reader bonding time woo

sorry this was so bad oml

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