This just popped into my head!
Chris going with Sonic on his storybook adventure in the game SATBK?
I can’t stop imagining sir, Lancelot’s reaction to Chris calling him Daddy and calling Sonic (aka his king) papa!
Also would the knights, the lady of the lake and Kalibern all see Chris as a Prince after excepting Sonic as their king?
SATBK is my favorite Sonic game and I got curious about how the events would play out if Chris was there as well.
The idea of Chris getting sucked into Camelot with Sonic is both hysterical and terrifying in its own right. Not only does Sonic have to save this world but also keep Chris safe at the same time, which is an already daunting task.
Lancelot would panic at Chris comparing him to Shadow, cuz that would imply that Lancelot would have.....those kind of relations with his King.
Everyone would be stunned by Chris referring to Sonic as his Papa, but they eventually got used to it because it just seems in Sonic'a nature to care for children.
I'm not....sure if they'd see Chris as the Prince. Percival most definitely would, but the other two knights and Caliburn..? I'm not sure.
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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seventeen year old creature-boy Light Yagami, who is Totally Interested In Women And Definitely Not A Serial Killer, looks at porn magazines (porn magazines is generous; he's looking at scantily clad women, really) in the privacy of his own room and is so supremely weird about it that L, the man that has been Intently Observing Him Through Hidden Cameras, sees him doing it and goes, "oh. something is wrong." meanwhile, Light is internally monologuing himself into a frenzy. "ha!! take THAT. what're you gonna do now, L!? I look SO normal!!" but he doesn't. he never has. he never will. he's just used to everybody around him being too distracted by his artfully styled bangs and extensive collection of soft knitwear to notice his incredibly off-putting demeanor. he is So used to it, in fact, that he doesn't quite grasp that someone might find the image of him lounging around on his stomach and kicking his feet in the air while he stares at breasts to be. a little different. maybe even. disingenuous. oh no. shock and horror, shock and horror.
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Finnick one-of-the-most-stunning-sensuous-people-on-the-planet Odair
Katniss: 😒🙄
Gale good-looking, You-can-tell-by-the-way-the-girls-whisper-about-him-when-he-walks-by-in-school-that-they-want-him Hawthorne
Katniss: 😐🤷🏽♀️
Peeta not-entirely-hopeless, once-the-stylists-get-hold-of-you-you’ll-be-attractive-enough Mellark
Katniss: 😏😍
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I have a gripe about the Star Trek mugs...
Picard's teacup is a delicate, fragile little thing held by a strip of plastic and a dream. That thin glass will break if you look at it sideways. And where do they put that ridiculous tiny cup? On the Enterprise, which is always being dragged into conflict
The DS9 raktajino mugs are hefty, wide-based things that are meant to not tip over. They're called no-spill mugs. They have a foam piece on the bottom so they don't slip. They're incredibly sturdy – meant for ships and traveling! Where do they put them? At the station, which is arguably the most stable place they could be cause DS9 rarely gets knocked about.
Far as I'm concerned, Janeway's the only one doing practical space mugs correctly. Come on, a metal travel mug that's as strong as her coffee is black? Takes a beating through 70,000 light years of bridge shakes fighting off the Borg and the Hirogen and still holds a hot drink? Now that's a space mug
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vi is a lot smarter than she gets credit for and it’s kinda weird to see that ppl genuinely write her off as “haha punch and angry”. i mean, yeah, that's def a part of her but that clearly isn't her entire character, just like jinx obviously isn't only "haha bomb go boom". at first i thought it was just a joke and it was funny but ppl… actually think that??? 💀
i'm not saying she's some fuckin super genius or anything but i've seen some ppl talk abt vi like she's genuinely stupid and has never displayed any intelligence whatsoever and i find that so strange.
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