#happy. thriving. unbothered. in my lane.

[biologicalmage]

the type of shit i've been on lately

[kustar-ryumi]

im sorree, dont leave me.. i want you right beside me..

i am making one billion dookie jokes and editing unethically putting creatures into Places. u are not missing much i promith😹 dude ya wanna see my catacomb edits? bleh. u will get them regardless.

what is bro doin thare . . .

[gl1tched-g0th]

found a new unreleased Crane Wives song after finishing an animation. It's like a reward /ref

[cavettrobert]

Channel your inner peace and positivity for 2025 with this empowering mantra!

[importantcherryblossommentality]

no :3

my friend said jellyfish are fish bc it's in the name and hes always right so yeah haters gonna hate

me (unbothered, talented, thriving)

google "pinterest dowlander" > click link > paste pin link there > dowland, yuo dumb fuck

[utilitycaster]

Wizard Breakdown Tracker 2x09

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you saw the last of me. Except not because I said I might do this. And now I am.

As you may or may not know or care, the Wizard Breakdown Tracker began almost exactly four years ago (March 26 2021) and ran through the end of Campaign 2, including the Uk'otoa two-shot, echoes of the solstice, and occasional other appearances, covering the mental state of wizard NPCs. Because by the end of Campaign 2, we sure had amassed a cast of Wizard NPCs.

And it was pretty late in the game, is the thing, and the wizard NPCs begin quite early, and also when I was binge-watching The Pitt over the past few days I remembered the breakdown tracker, for obvious reasons* (spoilers for The Pitt under the cut lol) because really, what I love most in life and The Enjoyment Of Fiction is watching people who are really good at what they do have a little nervous breakdown so that I can experience catharsis. I'm very normal and being a high-achieving eldest daughter did not shape my psyche.

ANYWAY it is time for our wizard tracker, which is brief because we're at one (1) wizard NPC reveal so far, and while I know what they have coming for them, they don't.

Pumat Sol: Unbothered. Hydrated. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane(s). Flourishing. Fitter. Happier. More Productive. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. He is doing great and I cannot wait until he meets Yasha but that's in like 6 or 7 episodes. He's vibing and he's thriving. 0/10.

Until we Nein Again, this has been: The Wizard Breakdown Tracker.

Ok actually just to be transparent here, I believe we won't run into any more wizards or see Pumat for a couple more episodes so I may have to vamp a bunch or skip it until we've got a slightly larger cast or idk, include Caleb or otherwise get silly with it; this may not be a weekly installment. but it will be semi-regular.

bonus Main Cast Doctor/Med Student breakdown tracker for cool people because the wizard breakdown tracker is kinda thin and it's funny as hell to do this. to me anyway. in reverse order of seniority:

Victoria Jiavadi: she has already snapped and told her mother to read the fucking room however she is actually finding out that passing out aside (to be fair I did NOT look close at the degloving and I'm not squeamish and also not physically present and I know it's not real) she actually might have what it takes for emergency medicine! 7/10, I don't think she knows how to relax but honestly this is a downgrade for her

Dennis Whittaker: apologies to my mutuals who have been hearing me talk about the most sopping wet cat in the state of Pennsylvania all weekend but while Santos might give him a heart attack with her REBOA antics, he's also starting to realize that he might be cut out for this after all. 6/10 and it's gonna go down if Carmen gets an OR quick; he got his breakdowns out of the way early so honestly it's been an upswing for him.

Dr. Santos: her vibe is that she's got it all under control but I know how this works and things have gone too smoothly for her I feel her time is coming this coming episode or the finale. Or maybe not. She might not crack until season 2. But I'm going with an 8/10.

Dr. King: perhaps this is revealing things about myself but my gut check is that she's going to handle the remainder of the shift like an absolute champ, pick up her sister, go home, and once her sister is asleep, fall apart for precisely 23 minutes and then listen to some calming sounds and go to bed herself. 5/10 for the next episode at least.

Dr. McKay: She did just drill through an ankle monitor and her kid is here. Like emotionally she's tough as nails but nerves are fraying. also I did watch the previews and I think chances are we're at like 9/10.

Dr. Mohan: I'm going to admit I think she's great but also unsurprisingly I bounce off of her a bit because she's so good and like, kind of emotionally healthy, honestly. I'm here, as discussed, to see extremely competent people experience mental breakdowns and in doing so have some cathartic release. Anyway she's also crushing it during the MCI so I'm saying 4/10.

Dr. Langdon: oh boy, this could go like. 2-3 different ways, and since this show was renewed and he's got good chemistry with the rest of the cast I'm going to say 9/10, there's going to be TEARS and NARC-ANON MENTIONS and MANLY YELLING but he'll get his job back on probation I think. I don't actually know how this works but also as someone with family on both the provider side and admin side AND someone who has watched all of House MD AND Scrubs I think they're more likely to bend some realism re: letting a doctor who was skimming opioids come back.

Dr. Collins: I hope she listened and has her phone off and is taking a hot bath and having a glass of wine but if she is she is probably at least having a much-deserved cry while doing so, and if she's not, well, she's trying to get to the hospital during an MCI, so also 9/10.

Dr. Robinavitch: bestie did you see the episode. it's showtime. I do want to call out verisimilitude specifically for the Peds room on the Pitt, although in my personal experience they are more likely to be "under the sea" themed than "forest/jungle" themed. but yeah you'll be in like a pediatric x-ray room and there will be elaborate murals of fish, and I think the choice to set this breakdown and all the flashbacks in a pediatric room specifically is a great detail. This isn't about reviews of The Pitt from the perspective of "person who does things in hospitals" though; it's about Dr. Robby, the most divorced man of all time without actually being divorced, absolutely losing it in the corner of a makeshift morgue mid-MCI on The Second Worst Day On This Calendar Date he's ever had, Maybe The First Which Is Saying Something, 10/10.

[specialgradefckr]

oh, if you think the gojo kinnie being invested in clone gojo is funny, you’ll be tickled to death to know he PISSES ME OFF. stop fucking COMING FOR MY WIG YOU RAT YOU DONT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BEING ALIVE OUTSIDE OF PLAYING DRESS UP FOR YOUR MASTER. ROLL OVER AND BARK LIKE THE BITCH YOU A—

so sorry!! anyways :)

unfortunately i got the autism debuff where i have most of the jjk lore filed in my brain and held together by the most sensical, consistent, and altogether immutable points gege has presented (both in and out of fiction) while choosing to ignore him being a michelin-grade moron on the side

and yes, my sweet little strawberry son was the product of a heavenly restriction!! due to his connection to the sukuna bloodline, he was able to slowly adapt his energy output to sukuna’s presence within him, and eventually had what was essentially a perfect imitation of sukuna’s cursed energy signature embedded in his body by the time they got separated, and eventually managed to form his own expansion around his budding output!! i’m so proud of him :,)

anyways, i’m rambling again. bringing it back to the initial topic: i think that sexy fuckass in reader’s creepy basement could have a few reasons as to why he stole my eyes. one, it’s the whole restriction thing where it’s technically the same guy and the Eyes are a physical trait so why wouldn’t the DNA be copied exactly? two, maybe after the yada yada bond shit tengen went on about, the six eyes lost their limitation? and three, the least likely but by far the funniest possibility: there’s actually never been a clone this whole time and it’s just me hopping back and forth between my night work as a sex doll and my day job as the world’s most annoying iteration of superman <3

-🃏

see this is actually perfect bc clone!gojo would look at that rant and go "yeah, and??? i know how to make someone else happy, and i like it. you don't know about anything but being a sorcerer. you tell me how happy all of that makes you" like skdhflghdsfg

satoru truly reaches peak insufferable when he's no longer concerned with responsibilities. the clone is absolutely unbothered. moisturized. in his lane. thriving. if you're not, that's a you problem.

i respect the dedication to dealing with the lore,,, theorycrafting is super fun, and even though gege is fast and loose with the lore, that just makes it easier to justify bending things to make sense for your own ideas! i have sooo many curse technique ideas/concepts from my own personal headcanons kfhgjslhgd

anyone uninterested in spoilers for the clone!gojo series, this is your cue to stop reading!

any future spoilers will be tagged #clone!gojo spoilers if i get more asks and people want to avoid it!

fair warning, this might never show up directly or in as many words, but!

the reason that clone!satoru has the six eyes actually doesn't have anything to do with him, or the og gojo at all!

although him stealing the eyes from gojo would be extremely hilarious, it would take gege levels of "fuck gojo actually" plot bending to justify him being able to do that lmao. i'm not saying i wouldn't but with the clone not having the six eyes it's a kinda tough sell.

gojo moonlighting as his own clone though skhdjfglhsdg that's HILARIOUS and honestly... you know maybe he would. it would almost make sense in context.

but the actual answer is that you (the reader) are the secret sauce!

in the clone!gojo series, you actually do have a curse technique, although i haven't decided how consciously aware of it you are, if at all.

this is a pretty unique CT. this is how it works.

the curse technique will grant its user certain success in any given goal... provided that the user sacrifices the thing most important to them.

so if you can put the dots together:

you give up the thing was most important to you (having satoru gojo return your love), and in return you were able to successfully create a clone.

obviously, the drawback of this curse technique makes it more or less useless. a lot of people would just straight up die (because their life is their most important thing).

reader, however, has the power of god and yanderes on their side sdkjhfglshg and you're able to cheat this by giving up on "satoru gojo" while still getting a different satoru gojo to obsess over.

this is why none of the other clones work, and why the clone that does work is a perfect clone: your curse technique involves both an extremely taxing binding vow and (technically) a very long ritual (the process of working towards your goal).

the combination of those two factors makes your technique unbelievably potent, because the requirements are extremely steep.

i have other ideas for the reader's curse technique and its effects but skjdhflhdfg honestly i'm not even sure if THIS much info will show up in the series proper. i just thought it was neat!

[cyanide-sodapop]

NOT unbothered. NOT moisturized. NOT happy. NOT in my lane. NOT focused. and NOT thriving

[disparatemind]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Thriving.

Source

[dildopamine]

I’ve had a migraine for three days now, I barely feel human

[theartistimp]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

My boi is simply thriving ✨

[ask-elite-four-rika]

im so sorry for mixing up the names AAA I WAS JUST EXCITED. CLODSIRE IN A SUIT IS SO CUTE...... PANCAKE MY BELOVED

"It's all good! Don't worry about it! It can get confusing with so many clods around!" She smiles, doing her best to show there's no issue at all.

Pancake looks as happy as ever, clearly unbothered. moisturized. in his lane. The special boy is thriving!

[brightsuzaku]

So, I Have Space Freighters: Part 1

Oh, let's talk about something FUN for a change! It's a longpost about... space freighters. 

Ok, so in most of the stuff I've come up with, after years of role-playing science-fictional stuff with my best friend? For our stories?! Set in space! And, I'm one of the people participating here, so we've got "spaceships as people", too! Riveting! That's one of my favorite concepts! 

Well, an idea that has been a part of these worlds that we come up with includes Extremely Dumb Freighters. Like, they are not smart, and I mean they are intentionally not that smart. They really do not need to be, for how they work.

I am so sorry in advance to perfectly intelligent, quick-thinking, and hard-working heavy space boats that do the thankless job of Moving Stuff Around The Stars All The Time, but my first ideas were of specifically dumb freighters. And, it turns out they have their niche, and they fill it very well. 

So, it's like, we have these big slow-travel freighter ships that travel along preset "tracks" through general space, and they take special pre-set warp gates, along said tracks to speed along. Now, these occasional warp gates that are set along their tracks' are 2-way gates that only allow freighters through. And so, these ships normally pass through with zero issues, and trundle along their way all happy and undeterred.

But, as I originally explained it, the oldest in the fleet "aren't well-optimized and cannot adapt to setbacks". I'm talking about basic setbacks with basic solutions as simple as, well... Moving! Even slightly! In a different direction of some kind! To advance travel progress!

You see, because space allows movement along all axes it should be simple enough to move out of the way, right?

But no, no, I said poorly optimized, didn't I? They are not very maneuverable, and are trapped within their constraints, ostensibly for safety, I'm sure.

You see, most other ships that encounter these big freighters are gonna hear a monotonous "You Are Blocking My Route." repeated into all channels for the next measurable 4 hours (and counting). We'll get back to this, I promise.

Freighters will say "You Are Blocking My Route" regardless of what may be preventing them from progressing their travel.

So, imagine the most ideal un-ideal situation, where a route is being "blocked". A freight systems engineer could see that this was flagged, and intervene to change the track's checkpoints of each part of the route slightly. This would force freighters to "move around", but that kind of intervention requires LOTS of ships hitting LOTS of setbacks. It might even start to look like a queue!

Intervention, however, is extremely rare.

See, in a normal situation where a big hunk of rock is "blocking the route" the ship will complain about it repeatedly, until the hunk idly floats away. If MULTIPLE ships queue up for too long, someone probably does intervene, because that is rather unusual.

But usually, stuff floats back out of the way.

Every single track that these freighters move along has been specifically designed to allow passage with as few problems as possible. There should not be many issues with debris! Stuff rarely changes that much in space, unless something specifically happens! And, even if something does idly get in the way, usually a route is clear enough within an hour.

These freighters are big enough and strong enough that they could probably plow through minor problems with relative ease, even as they repeat "You Are Blocking My Route" the whole way through. 

So, unless it's an actual debris field that cannot easily be rerouted, and some horrifying freighter backup queue suddenly appears on Known Space News 655 or something, these small blips usually do not affect freight traffic. The freighters. Are just really stupid.

They do a great job of moving where they need to move! Going where they need to go! Unbothered! Thriving! In their lane! Literally!

So, for now, you know how my freighters work!

I AM SORRY TO EVERY INTELLIGENT AND HARD-WORKING FREIGHTER THAT DOES NOT NEED THIS SHADE.

These space freighters largely transport cargo that is being traded or moved all the time, and so the tracks are like a supply line. Faster freighters that need brains, personhood, and rights handle different cargo, including anything time-sensitive stuff. (GIVE YOUR SPACESHIPS RIGHTS.)

Also, PART 2 is up!