DNI IF YOU ARE UNDER 18馃毇 MAGA 馃毇 TRAASH 馃毇 RACISTSShe/They"We're all Mad here."US-based eclectic witch, brat, kitten, stoner, gamer, bookworm, writer, fandom nerd, cat and human mom, and bisexual disaster in therapy. I love water of any kind, Autumn and Winter, and pretty much anything fantasy related.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Something I need to be reminded of often. Yes, I'm very lazy and also have executive problems up the wazoo (the difference? laziness is fun), but the cultural expectation of being productive every waking moment isn't healthy either. And the business of feeding ourselves is especially fraught these days.
30K notes
路
View notes
Text
Sips An Chalsa

Reblog with the star wars character(s) based on your last meal or snack
2K notes
路
View notes
Text
its okay to be fat! unless you are on purpose. unless you've never tried dieting before. unless you're disabled. unless you're not actively trying to be the healthiest person in the room. unless you sit down. unless you drink soda. unless you aren't fashionable. unless you aren't white. unless you get off on it. unless you exist.
10K notes
路
View notes
Text
I don't care if I'm oversharing this. Anyone within the violet area around Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, Meridian, Jackson, Hattiesburg, and Selma could experience catastrophic damage from tornadoes, wind, and hail. The Storm Prediction Center does not play around with the "High" risk category. LINK If you plan on being anywhere within, really, the "Enhanced", "Moderate", or "High", risk areas please go ahead and make a plan for shelter, check in with family and neighbors, and have a way of receiving information if the power goes out.
848 notes
路
View notes
Text
This looks so cool!!

Close-up of a Fresnel lens
The Fresnel lens is a compact compound lens developed by the French physicist Augustin-Jean Fresnel during the 19th century for use as a lighthouse lens.
771 notes
路
View notes
Text

I am slightly concerned about the headline for my birfday

Mine is "Florida Man Impersonates Security to Get Into Taylor Swift Concert."
143 notes
路
View notes
Text
my general position on public nuisance is "you should do your best not to irritate or inconvenience other people unless there's a good reason" and then litigate the "good reason" on a case by case basis. i think that's the best anyone can do. the definition of "good reason" varies wildly depending on context, your background, culture generally, what data you have as a participant or a bystander, and local laws, and all three of these things are relevant factors
for example it really does lower my level of reactive, irritable stress with my neighbors to know their names and general schedules. i don't know why but it really does bother you less if Kyle Upstairs is having a party a little too late and you can hear Bulletproof through the ceiling, as opposed to if you're on year three of living underneath some anonymous fuckhead you want to kill. it's like oh Kyle's cousin is visiting and they're just chilling out maybe they lost track of the time. this makes all the difference. as usual the best advice is to form community with the people around you no matter what, even if you are entirely self-interested it will benefit you in the end. well that's all I got
5K notes
路
View notes
Text
For when you're a few Senators short of a full stabbing
....but.... why?
106K notes
路
View notes
Text
A proper salad consists of three divine components:
ingredience (vegitable of all kin)
indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)
violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)
11K notes
路
View notes
Text
caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
168K notes
路
View notes