#happy time to have a shark phobia

[the-hopeless-fanboy]

two of my moots got into jaws at the same time

my dash is all sharks

[yanderecrazysie]

Galeophobia (Kirishima)

Please don’t request any phobias. I just felt like making this for fun.

Be kind to me, I'm still not good at writing NSFW

Title: Galeophobia

Pairings: Kirishima Eijirou x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, mershark Kirishima, pirate reader, marking, NSFW, NON-CON, belly bulge, excessive cum

Phobia: The fear of sharks

Normally, the setting sun is something that makes you smile, its beautiful pink-and-orange hues are a feast for the eyes. Here and now? It feels as though it is taunting you as your water sloshes over the deck of your sinking ship.

How can nature be so beautiful, yet so cruel?

The storm is completely gone- there’s no sign that it ever happened. No sign, save for one wooden ship taking on water. The jolly rogers above you wave feebly in the light wind before crumbling in on themselves as even the air falls silent. You sigh wearily.

After all the danger you’d put yourself in to get rich, sinking serenely in the middle of calm waters, all of your comrades having fled on lifeboats. Leaving the captain to go down with the ship.

It’s a dumb tradition that the pirates of your country take part in, you thought dully, so why did I bother following it? You wished you weren’t quite so honorable. 

The water ripples below your lazy perch on the ship’s front railings, now reaching past the deck and slowly inching towards you. Somewhere off in the distance, you see something shimmer in the sunset’s pink-tinged water.

You squint, confused, as something bright red begins rising in the clear water right below you, on the end of your ship and the open ocean. Water breaks at the surface as the crimson object reveals itself to be spiky hair on the head of a handsome tan-skinned man with equally-red, intense eyes.

At first, you think he must be dead. After all, how else could there be someone out here in the middle of the ocean, unless they were from a ship already sunken below? But no, the man gazes at you with a lively expression, smiling brightly at you as though he’s never been so happy to see someone else. 

The next conclusion fills you with hope: there must be land nearby! Surely he had swum from an island to your ship. But how far away was it? You look in every direction and see nothing but water.

“Where do you come from?” You ask urgently, “It’s not too far is it? I’m not a strong swimmer.”

The man laughs loudly, “Don’t worry, I got you, babe.”

You wrinkle your nose at the pet name but hold your tongue. After all, this redhead was the only thing between you and the bottom of the ocean.

He holds out his arms as though he’s ready to catch you, “Come on down, babe. I don’t bite. Much.”

He flashes you a smile and you gasp. His teeth are unnaturally sharp and triangular, nothing like a human’s. For the first time, you feel a sense of foreboding and your heart pounds in your chest. 

Your gaze falls below his bare abs under the water and you’re shocked to see that instead of bare legs, there’s gray and white smooth skin that ends in a sharp fish tail. From the shape and the earlier glance at his teeth, you surmise he’s some sort of shark merman. Not human, in any case.

“What are you?” You shriek, wrapping your arms around your legs protectively, all too aware of how close the water was to you now.

The shark-man grins, flashing those sharp teeth at you once more, “My name’s Kirishima. What’s yours, babe?”

“Stay away from me, you fish freak!” You seethe, pulling your compass from your pocket and heaving it at him as hard as you can. It bounces off his chest with a thunk but he doesn’t so much as flinch. “Wait until after I’ve drowned to eat me!”

Kirishima sighs, a soft pout to his features as he tells you, “List babe: you’re either coming down on your own or you’re going to sink.”

The reality of the situation dawns on you just as you feel water licking at your toes. You were going to be eaten by this half-shark, half-man creature. All that would be left of you would be your bones on the bottom of the ocean, alongside your trusty ship. 

Hot tears prick your eyes as you let yourself slide off the railing into the water. If my death is coming, then let it be quick, you thought sadly.

Kirishima blinks in surprise before a smile spreads across his face. This time, his lips are pulled over those vicious teeth, and you can’t help but think it’s a little cute. He reaches his hand out to brush away a few stray tears, but that just causes more to spill.

Strong arms wrap around you and you close your eyes, ready for death. It doesn’t come. Instead, Kirishima nuzzles into your neck, cooing softly into your ear as he holds you close.

He pulls you away from the sinking ship, most of which is already underwater. Your first and only ship- you feel more tears slip down your cheeks. It’s gone now, there’s no getting it back.

“Shh, it’s alright, babe.” Kirishima shushes you softly as he swims farther away, tugging you along through the water. You shiver in his grasp and he takes notice, stopping immediately to run his hands over your body, “Oh man, you’re cold all over.”

The grin that cracks across his face is mischievous and predatory at the same time, “I know how to fix that.”

Something cold and hard brushes against your butt and your heart stops all together before it starts up tenfold again. Don’t tell me he means…

Incredibly sharp teeth pierce through the skin on your neck and you let out a scream. Warm blood pools on the surface as he sucks gently before releasing with a pop. He takes a look at his handiwork- at the wound swelling on your neck- and has the audacity to look proud. 

Kirishima presses against you as he begins peeling your clothes from your skin. Something very large and very hard pokes against your thighs and, although you cannot see it, you already have an idea of what it is. Curiosity has you briefly wondering if it looks like a human’s or not.

You don’t have a chance to look down at it from the angle he’s holding you but, once he tears your pants from your body in a violent, eager motion, you quickly get to know what it feels like. It seems to be shaped the same as any human male’s dick, but it’s much larger than what you thought was possible. 

The bulbous head pushes against your unguarded pussy, pressing and pressing until pop- it forces its way inside. You expected unimaginable pain, but you’re instead overrun with pleasure.

The cock fills you out with each inch shoved deeper. It stretched your insides out and, when you look down, you see a visible bulge in your stomach. He’s crammed into you so much your little human body can barely take it.

Kirishima holds you still while he forces his shark cock deeper and deeper. The bulge in your belly is bigger than ever when he comes to a stop. Unconsciously, your hand moves and puts a hand over the bump in your stomach and you hear the man behind you moan with pleasure as you accidentally massage his cockhead.

The thrusts begin, more brutal than you could ever anticipate. Kirishima uses his arms to keep you in place while he fucks into you, tearing apart your vagina and womb easily with his monster cock. 

You writhe with pleasure, barely able to move from your positioning but trying all the same. It’s all too much- his dick is pressed up against every nerve and pleasure spot you have, each thrust hits all the right places.

Kirishima grabs your hips and bend your body a little, moving you into a position where he can fuck you even deeper and harder. It isn’t long before you come undone on his cock, twitching and spasming from the intense pleasure he’s giving you.

Your pulsating walls prove to be too much for the redhead, and he follows you shortly after. His cum floods your insides, inflating your belly a little around the bulge and filling you so completely that some escapes around his cock and into the water around you, making the water turn more milky than clear.

Your eyes roll back in your head as he rolls his hips, getting out those last few drops of cum. His giant cock finally softens and slips out, dirtying the water even more with the cum that escapes your stuffed-full womb.

“Yeah, I’m keeping you.” Kirishima says, grinning widely as he pulls you close. You don’t bother fighting it as he gives a kick of his tail and takes off swimming with you snug in his arms. 

You can feel cum still rushing out of you as he whisks you away to wherever it is he plans to keep you.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Teen Reader Masterlist

Blue Days

School Stress

Band Leader

Saving you from your Abusive Ex-Family

Father x Daughter Dance

Wanting Relationship Advice

Soldier Reader

Sneaking Out

Blind Reader

Cheating Boyfriend Comfort

Got into a Fight

Y/N being in a Terrible Accident

Rushing out for a Date

Drunk Teen Reader

School Stress: Ghosted

Determined Fighter Reader (with a potty mouth)

Injured but got a Smoothie

Coming Out

Teen Reader with Scholar Phobia

Bi-Bi-Bi

'This is my boyfriend!'

Terminally Ill Reader

Protecting from Ex-Boyfriend

Part Time Job

Delinquent Reader

Gamer Reader

Gacha Reader

Valentine's Day Haul

Bunny Girl Collector

Metal Head

Drugged Reader

Trip to Disney

Water Park Headaches

Safranin Waltz

Bury me in Satin

Paparazzi

New Dad, Who This?

Lead Singer Reader

Senior Quote

Street Racing Reader

Dead by Daylight

Red Day Panic

I've Got a New Dad Now

Broken Arm

Homework Sleepy Time

Daddy's Darling Daughter

A Father's Comfort

Gentle Eyes

Valentine's Daddy Daughter Date

The Talk

Missing Teen

Teenage Affections

Active but Sickly

Active but Sickly Part 2

Emo Phase

Graduation Speech

1st Crush

Stuffed Animal User

Needing a Gentle Touch

Adoption Hesitance

Bully Defense

Teen Thief Reader

Papa Knows Best (Jack x Teen daughter)

Pregnancy Prank

Happy Halloween

Wisdom Teeth

Hurtful Words

Past Pain

First Crush!

Papa’s Little Brawler (Shiva x teen reader)

Breaking Points (level-headed teen reader)

School Dance Trauma

Haunted Houses

Cooking Dreams

Time to be a Kid

Apocalyptic Generation Reader

Hail Satan

Traditional Anger (Hispanic teen reader)

Still Worthy of Praise

Different but Loved

Window Romance

Teen Reader x Toddler RoR Cast

Genius Pianist

K-Pop Fan

Trust Issues

Tension

Monster Reader

Bake Sale!

That's My Big Brother!

Friday the 13th

Lullaby

Sibling Privileges (Jack x younger sibling reader)

The Favorite

Only Soft for You

Feral Teen Fighter

Very Mature Pre-Teen Reader

Naughty Teenager

Shark Week Hoo-ha-ha!

Child of Loki (Percy Jackson Universe)

Scrawny Male Teen Reader

My, How the Tables have Turned

Bad Influence Friend

Blind Reader- Heightened Senses

Bad Influence Friend- New Family

Bad Influence Friend’s Friend

Bad Influence Friend- Boyfriend

Bad Influence Friend- Nightmare Comforts

Secret Addictions

True Fighter

Red Flag Rescue

Running Away from Happiness

I’ll Never Give Up!

Pain Unlike Any Other

Hiding a Body for Reals!

Dyslexic Teen Reader

Scared of Needles

Balancing Issues

Getting Caught Cuddling

BF Earning their Trust

Violent Teen Reader

Wounds that will Never Heal

Quiet but Smart Teenager- First Crush

Genderfluid Reader

Death to All Bugs

Knife Challenge

[theexaltedbride]

Dead Island 2 Slayers X Reader Headcanons (Part 4!)

Amy:

-You once caught Amy playing with a small puzzle piece on a string. When asked about it, she was very shy about it at first. But after thinking it over she decided to open up about it. It’s actually a little gift from her twin sister. Amy’ sister actually has the other half of the puzzle piece and the two of them fit together. Since meeting you she’s actually started considering getting a third piece for you to have. *

-At the theater she tried to sneak away with a few Romero Awards that were left lying around, because when would she ever get another chance at holding one? Plus, she planned on gifting one of them to her sister as a souvenir. 

-You and Amy sometimes share gum via a kiss, which grosses out some of the other survivors. Which Amy finds kind of BS, because they are all regularly covered in zombie guts.

-Amy once wanted to go back to her old school where she taught her students, but was afraid of what she would find. You promised to be there with her the entire time when she felt ready to go back and clear it out.

-Amy has been floating the idea of scavenging one or two arcade machines for the Gameroom back at Emma’s mansion. You’ve tried to tell her that this will be a lot of work and you could just play all sorts of other games. But the fun of playing on an actual arcade machine is worth it, nothing beats the classics. Looks like you might have to raid the pier at some point to give her a nice surprise when she comes back from a supply run.

Bruno:

-Loves talking about his grandfather now and again, and genuinely appreciates when you let him do so and don’t get annoyed or tired of him geeking out over his family. 

-Hated visiting the Santa Monica peer and fighting the Autophage Apex Clown there. Bruno isn’t afraid of clowns, but that freak there almost gave him a phobia of them. When one shows up he might hide behind you because you are braver than him against them.

-Would absolutely clear out the Theater for you so that the two of you could watch movies there and take selfies with the various Hollywood stars on the Walk of Fame. 

-Has started thinking about setting up playlists for you and the group that can be broadcast over one of the radio frequencies to give you all something to listen to when going around Hell-A saving people and fighting Zeds.

-In his free time Bruno has started teaching you some concepts of Tarot cards and asking Lady Luck to look out for you.

Carla:

-Unironically loves blaring Daddy Yankee’s “Gasolina” when driving around, and will get so excited if you sing along with her even if you don’t speak any Spanish. Tell anyone else about it and she will punch you in the arm (but since she loves you, you get only 5% of the normal force she’d use).

-She got pretty mad at the Santa Monica peer when she played one of those rigged claw games and tried to get herself a stuffed shark. Spent almost five dollars worth of scavenged coins to get one. She nearly smashes the machine open, but she really wanted to win one fair and square, to prove her skill to the machine.

-Would absolutely steal one of the walk of fame stars for you and bring it back to the hideout as a nice gift to you. Might not be the best plan in the world, but it’s the thought that counts.

-On the boardwalk by the beach she showed off just how much she can actually lift, and trying to bring some of it back to Emma’s mansion.

-For as much as an adrenaline junkie she can be, she doesn’t like the rush she gets when you are in danger. It feels terrible, full of fear and anxiety, rather than the world spinning rush she normally loves when doing something dangerous. 

Dani:

-When the Clown Apex roared at you both and made you jump, Dani actually roared back at it to establish dominance, but also because she didn’t like seeing you so freaked out by any kind of zombie.

-While she is more than happy to do everyone’s hair, she does not let anyone style her own hair, not even you. 

-While she’s a skilled drinker she’s not actually good at doing some of those shot glass tricks you sometimes see on the internet. She’s actually trying to learn how to do them just to impress you.

-Sometimes when you both sleep together she utterly becomes a cuddle bug and refuses to let you get up and out of bed for at least another thirty minutes in the morning.

-During days off from zombie slaying, she will sit back in the pool and drink while listening to music, though whenever you join her she spends a significant portion of that time watching and admiring you.

Jacob:

-Jacob can sometimes be a little sensitive about his damaged right eye (both because it aches in sunlight and because of how much it stands out). So you sometimes make it a point to gently pull off his sunglasses when you are alone together at night, to look at his eyes as they are and show him it doesn’t matter, you still love him.

-Likes to share his smokes with you, and its becoming common for the both of you to just pass the same one around whenever you’re nearby. 

-He shows you some of his old stuntman tricks in areas you have cleared out of Zeds, so that you can better move and fight across Hell-A.

-Has been eager to show you off to his mother, and actually changes his style of dress and hair style when taking a more ‘official’ looking photo for his mom to send to her when you can all finally get a signal out of Hell-A.

-Assures you that hanging on to the tire of a plane in midair was absolutely not the wildest or most dangerous stunt he’s ever done. But that he’d do it all over again because it meant he got to meet you.

Ryan:

-When it was your birthday, Ryan had a special surprise for you by showing you just what he used to do as a male dancer. It was a private show, but everyone knew what was going on just from how much effort Ryan put into cleaning himself up, and how loud the music was during the dance.

-You both actually found the costume shop where Ryan got his fake firefighter helmet and he went into detail about how many costumes he tried on before he was confident enough to try and pull a fast one at the evacuation zone, so of course you ask him if he’d be willing to try some of them on again just for you, and you ended up doing the same for him. 

-You found out that his brother has some teasing names for Ryan, and you have become desperate in trying to guess them. Yet he still holds strong in keeping them from you. I guess you will have to find new names to tease him with.

-If you don’t know how to dance Ryan will be more than happy to teach you. Don’t laugh! Of course he knows how to do more than just stripping. Knowing different kinds of dance styles is paramount to being the best dancer at his agency.

-When Ryan found out you always had the hots for an old 90s Pup Action hero he actually went out of his way to find a costume of it and a fake moustache. Surprisingly he can really pull it off. 

All Purpose Headcanons:

-After you evacuated Sam, Emma and Patton on the chopper your lover, and the other Slayers stood together as one force. Utterly wiping out the swarm of infected, cutting through them all like a scythe through wheat. Seeing all of you working together, the Eschaton Group realized that there was finally someone out there who could challenge them. For the first time now there was something which stood in stark opposition to their ‘Survival of the fittest’ policy, and instead put forth a ‘Survival of the United’ ideal.

-With all of the people you’ve been saving, your reputation amongst Hell-A’s survivor communities is starting to get serious, and more people are actively calling on the radios for ‘The Slayers’ to come and help them. You’re becoming the saviors of Hell-A.

-Given how big Hell-A is, and how many people need help, you can’t always move together as one massive group, and instead have to split into teams to help where you ae most needed and best suited. But when you are all together into one badass zombie slaying mob, there isn’t a single Zed out there who can stand against you.

OOC:  (*So, according to an AMA by the devs it turns out that what Amy had around her neck was a puzzle piece that matches one her twin sister also has. All this time I thought it was a little cross she prayed to or kissed when she was afraid. I never got a good look at it and kind of wish the puzzle piece aspect had gotten more focus in her cutscenes.)

[justrainandcoffee]

Oc asks!

Thanks for the tag @capnmachete ❤️❤️.

I'm going with my last OCs Hannah and James (different fandoms and worlds), because it helps me to create a better personality for them. And because I did others similar for Rose during this time, so...

Answers and blank questions below the cut

Do they have any pet peeves:

James: Probably people chewing loudly.

Hannah: Unpunctuality. If the meeting is at 10am, then don't arrive at 10:15, it's fucking rude.

What uncommon fears/ phobias do they have:

James: I don't think he has one. Or at least I can't think one now.

Hannah: Small animals. Mice and rats, especially. It's more fear than phobia.

What do they notice first in people:

James: mmh... People's height maybe? He's tall so he's used to see people from above 😂. It couldn't work with Aveline because shes taller than him 🤭

Hannah: Hands! She's a professional pianist so inevitably, her eyes always go to people's hands (and that's why she loves Tom's hands)

What is their pain tolerance on a scale from 1 to 10:

James: 9 or 10. Really high. He's not just a gangster but also his father was incredible cruel, so, he learnt to tolerate pain.

Hannah: Her level of tolerance is moderate, sometimes low ... Probably 4 or 5. She's suffers from chronic pain and sometimes she can't ignore it. But learnt to live with it

Do they go into fight or flight mode under pressure:

James: Fight! 100%.

Hannah: Fight, too. Around 85% maybe. Quite high.

What animal represents them best:

James: Difficult. But maybe a cheetah.

Hannah: A lyrebird.

What is a smell they dislike and like:

James: Likes the smell of the sea. Dislikes the smell of the cities.

Hannah: Likes the smell of rain. Dislikes the artificial smell of coconut.

Have they broken any bones:

James: No.

Hannah: Eeeehhh... Something like that.

How would a stranger describe them:

James: Tall, good-looking and less intimidating that he really is.

Hannah: Dark haired woman with some imperfections. Honestly I can't say a lot without spoiling but there's something about her that's impossible to ignore.

What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love:

James: He loves oranges or any other citric and hates extra spicy food.

Hannah: loves strawberry jelly and hates onions.

Do they have any favorite hobbies:

James: photography!

Hannah: writing new songs.

Boom! Surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises:

James: not very fan of surprises, but he's not an asshole, so he'd very glad to celebrate and spent time with his brothers and friends.

Hannah: she'd be very happy!! Hannah craves love, so if her friends remember her birthday that could be awesome!

Do they have neat or messy handwriting:

James: something in between messy and neat.

Hannah: Neat.

Do they have any Favorite Fabric:

James: Cotton, maybe. Also silk.

Hannah: Cotton. And those woollen sweaters Tom have.

What kind of accent do they have:

I know nothing about English accents, I can't separate one from another but because I'm not an English speaker. So, he's from Dublin and she's a Londoner and hopefully they don't sound the same 😂.

No pressure tag

@call-sign-shark @evita-shelby @mischievouslittlecreature @cillmequick @peakyswritings @lunarubra

Here you have the questions:

Do they have any pet peeves:

What uncommon fears/ phobias do they have:

What do they notice first in people:

What is their pain tolerance on a scale from 1 to 10:

Do they go into fight or flight mode under pressure:

What animal represents them best:

What is a smell they dislike and like:

Have they broken any bones:

How would a stranger describe them:

What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love:

Do they have any favorite hobbies:

Boom! Surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises:

Do they have neat or messy handwriting:

Do they have any Favorite Fabric:

What kind of accent do they have:

[pseudowho]

HIHI I can’t remember if I already asked more questions but I’ma assume no cause my brain says no? SO HERE WE GOOOO

Favourite book? And most recommended book? (I’m asking for both because for me it’s different)

Planes, Ships, or Cars? Which is the worst and why?

What is the one song that could make you happy no matter how sad you were?

What is your party trick?

FUN FACT: Elmo and Cookie monster are ambush predators. For context: ambush predators and categorized by the placement of their eyes (on top of the head) some popular examples are: tarantulas, great white sharks, crocodiles, hippos, etc etc….

Hiiii! I've had trouble answering your asks, for some reason they just won't process? I'm not sure why. I answered your last one as a screenshot and post yesterday.

Let's see if this one works...

All time favourite book: Goodnight Mr.Tom by Michelle Magorian. It's one from my childhood that sticks with me. My most recommended book I, The Watchmaker of Filigree Street by Natasha Pulley

Planes; I am mostly deaf in one ear with significant internal scar tissue, that prevents my eardrum from popping. This makes the changing pressure caused by air travel agonisingly painful for me.

Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows

I can dislocate my thumbs

Retaliatory fun fact: although I can tolerate The Muppets and Sesame Street, I have a terrible puppet phobia. I dearly wish I loved classic movies like The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, but I see the puppets in my nightmares.

Thanks for fucking up Elmo for me though

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[tdvotes]

Total Drama: Counting the Votes

Welcome to... Total... Drama... Counting... the Votes!

On this series I will be analyzing every Total Drama vote ever, and for the first time ever, I have finally revealed who voted for who every time!

This is absolutely my original idea. You have never seen this series before. You may have seen other people try this concept before, but this time I went all the way.

You may have noticed by now, but some episodes say Final count, some say My final verdict, and others say My final guess. This is an indicator of how certain I am of how many votes were cast for each person:

Final count means we are given the number of votes in the episode.

My final verdict means we are not given the numbers directly, but I am sure that that's what it is.

And my final guess means that I am very unsure of at least one vote.

You may have also noticed that I always list the person who went home first, with the word votes, and then everybody else without the word votes, in order of most votes to fewest.

Once every 13 episodes, we will do a different series called Ranking the Votes, where I will rank how hard it was to determine the votes for each elimination. After each Ranking the Votes, I will add links to each post in that set to this post.

Stay tuned next for a different kind of tournament!

I will update whenever I feel like it.

Links under the cut!

Not So Happy Campers, Part 2

The Big Sleep

Dodgebrawl

Not Quite Famous

The Sucky (or Not So Great) Outdoors

Phobia Factor

Up the Creek

Paintball Deer Hunter

If You Can't Take the Heat...

Who Can You Trust?

Basic Straining

X-Treme Torture

Ranking the Votes s1a

No Pain, No Game

Search and Do Not Destroy

Hide and Be Sneaky

Wawanakwa Gone Wild!

Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon

Haute Camp-Ture

Camp Castaways

Are We There Yeti?

The Very Last Episode, Really!

Ranking the Votes, s1b

Alien Resurr-Eggtion

Riot on Set

3:10 to Crazytown

The Chefshank Redemption

The Sand Witch Project

Full Metal Drama

Ocean's Eight - or Nine

Million Dollar Babies

Ranking the Votes, s2a

Super Hero-Id

The Princess Pride

Rock 'n' Rule

2008: A Space Owen

Top Dog

The Aftermath IV: Who Wants to Pick a Millionaire?

Ranking the Votes, s2b

Walk Like an Egyptian Part 2

Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan

Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better

Slap Slap Revolution

The Am-AH-Zon Race

Can't Help Falling in Louvre

Jamaica Me Sweat

I See London...

Greece's Pieces

The EX-Files

Picnic at Hanging Dork

Ranking the Votes, s3a

Niagara Brawls

Chinese Fake-Out

African Lying Safari

Rapa Phooey!

Awwwwww, Drumheller

Hawaiian Style Punch

Ranking the Votes, s3b

Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er!

Truth or Laser Shark

Ice Ice Baby

Backstabbers Ahoy!

Runaway Model

A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste

The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean

Grand Chef Auto

Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon

Eat, Puke and Be Wary

The Enchanted Franken-Forest

Ranking the Votes, s4

Heroes vs Villains

Evil Dread

Saving Private Leechball

Food Fright

No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition

Suckers Punched

You Regatta Be Kidding Me

The Obsta-Kill Course

Sundae Muddy Sundae

The Bold and the Booty-ful

Ranking the Votes, s5a

So, Uh, This is My Team?

I Love You, Grease Pig!

Twinning Isn't Everything

I Love You, I Love You Knots

A Blast from the Past

Mo' Monkey Mo' Problems

This is the Pits!

Three Zones and a Baby

Hurl and Go Seek

Ranking the Votes, s5b

Meet the Victims

Pirates of the Cabbagean

Drown Town Abbey

Numbskull Island

Jurassic Fart

The Launchback of Notre Game

The Wheel of Vomit

Paddle Field Earth

The Truth, The Pole Truth and Nothing But the Truth

Tortoise Rigamortis

Caved by the Bell

Ranking the Votes, s6a

The Pink Painter Strikes Again

Taking It to the Rim Reaper

You Poor Saps

Choosin' For a Bruisin'

Ice to Beat You

Canoe Believe It?

Fun Fight at the O'Cake Corral

Haulin' and Ballin'

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Circling the Drain

Working K9 to 5

Off the Hook!

Ranking the Votes, s6b

Note: if you're wondering why I didn't add links for the reboot seasons, it's because Tumblr only lets you put up to 100 links in a single post. But don't worry, each episode is linked at the top of the Ranking the Votes post.

[dorkus-maximus-god-of-weird]

Controversial opinion time. I'm autistic and I don't like bugs or sharks.

Have I gotten you in closer with the rage bait? Good.

I don't like bugs or sharks, but I don't actively hate them. I appreciate bugs and sharks. I love seeing other people love them, it makes me feel not guilty that I don't. I have a phobia of spiders, and they just give me the heebie jeebies. But I always hate it when people step on them. I adore all the work they do for the environment, but that doesn't change the fact I get anxious and panic around them.

I can appreciate things without needing to love them.

So the next time you encounter something you don't like, maybe a bug, a shark, or an opinion or point of view, appreciate it. Appreciate that it makes someone happy and it doesn't harm anyone. Appreciate that someone else likes it. And you can do that without needing to like it.

Appreciate that the thing that you might not like still deserves appreciation. That it makes someone happy. Then go run and ask for someone to put it outside.

[shhh-secret-time]

7, 29, 30 for Jean

Thank you for shark attacking my inbox! Here we go again!

7) What's your OCs biggest fear and why?

Besides being alone and not being good enough for anyone? You all know that! That's boring!

Jean actually has a fear of driving, she's terrified she's going to hurt someone and get into an accident!

As for phobias, Jean's actually got a small phobia of the silence. It drives her crazy, that's why shes always humming or drumming her fingers on something!

29) What's a secret about your OC that no one knows about? Something you couldn't quite fit into your story or character sheet.

Ah see I really liked this question! Even though I need to update Jean's sheet!

In addition to basketball, Jean loves hiking! Absolutely adores picking a direction and just going for walks.

But this means she gets lost a lot. I can't imagine South Park has the best signal out in those woods, so her phone is useless. So there have been times where she was out there for hours wondering around lost.

She never learns and ends up doing it again, swearing she's got the path memorized. (She doesn't)

30) Say something nice about your OC, brag a little. Why do you love this character so much?

Ooo uh...usually I do the opposite and insult my OCs.

Jean's design is fun, I think she's the first oc where I've put different outfits on her. It was fun doing different hairstyles too! I adore that punk style so I always get happy when I see it.

[ourlastpage]

[ freddy carter, cis man, he/him. ] ✧･ﾟ is that [ cyril warburton ] who just stumbled into town? rumour has it that they’re the [ twenty-seven ] year old child of [ ileana and karsh ] from [ twitches ]. i’ve also heard that they’re [ generous ] but [ misguided ] and have [ one ] sibling. i could almost swear i heard [ sharks - imagine dragons ] playing when they appeared.

being born during a time of peace always gave the false hope that life would always be peaceful and fine. despite all they’d been through, ileana and karsh thought the same thing when their first baby boy was born – the kingdom of coventry was safe and thus their children would grow up without any danger. and, for the most part, cyril had a happy, carefree childhood. but, it all started to change once he reached his teenage years.

he started to hear whispers in the darkness, unable to understand what they were saying. at first, it scared him. after telling his parents and their search coming up fruitless, he started to get used to it. in fact, after some time, he didn’t feel right if he didn’t hear the whispers. his behaviour started to change slowly as well. he grew more distant, irritable, and aloof. considering his age, his parents believed it to be some sort of teen phase. of course, cyril didn’t believe it was – he fully believed it was simply who he was. which, he knew would disappoint ileana and karsh, but he couldn’t find it in him to care to even pretend to be his ‘old’ self.

one night, close to his sixteenth birthday, the whispers became deafening. and then something inside of him clicked. his head felt clear. thoughts that were not originally his own felt like they’d been his making all along. he knew now why he’d become as withdrawn as he was – it was because he’d known without being truly aware that he didn’t belong in coventry. he knew that those in power were corrupt, and all those that supported them were just as corrupt – including his parents and sibling.

he stole his parents’ wedding rings – a source of their combined power – and fled the dimension, vowing that he was going to either become its ruler or its destroyer. despite many attempts, ileana and karth have failed to retrieve their boy or cure him of the curse that had been place upon him. they’d learned that it was created by thantos himself – though it was originally thought he was gone –  whispering it over the years to cyril to ensure that it would completely consume him. cyril has heard them say it was a curse, but he doesn’t believe it to be. he believes it would have happened all along and that it was just a moment of clarity for him.

         basics:             full name:  cyril warburton             nicknames:  n/a             gender:  cis man             pronouns:  he / him             sexuality:  bisexual             age:  27             occupation:  wizard             species:  human witch

         appearance:             faceclaim:  freddy carter             height:  6′0’’             eyes:  blue             hair:  brown             piercings:  n/a             tattoos:  n/a             other distinguishing features:  n/a             style:  formal, slightly eccentric

         personality:             traits:  generous, resourceful, misguided, bitter             likes:  rare books, tea, salty foods             dislikes:  rough fabrics, bright colours             fears:  failing his mission             phobias:  n/a             hobbies:  spell making, historical record keeping             skills:  spell casting, research, combat             quirks:  very dramatic flair to things he does             pet peeves:  useless questions

         family:             mother:  ileana             father:  karth             siblings:  one             birth order:  eldest             spouse / lover:  n/a             children:  n/a             pets:  crow familiar named ‘creature’             notable close relatives:  n/a

[ben-talks-art]

Thoughts on Chainsaw Man

I talk a lot about this series on my Tumblr so I felt I might as well share how I overall feel about the manga and the anime.

I was planning on doing just a review of the anime at first but the more I thought about it, the more I realized I don't have really much to say.

It's just the manga animated. Sometimes it looks really good like the latest fight with Katana Man or, still in my opinion the best-looking fight, the one with the bat devil, and then sometimes it looks kinda stiff and robotic like against Zombie devil or too muddy and hard to see like Eternity devil. It's a show with some high points and low points but overall I do feel they did a good job bringing the manga to life and am excited for season 2.

So, how do I feel about the manga?

This might come as absolutely no shock but Chainsaw Man (is it Chainsaw Man or Chainsawman? I never know...) is probably one of my all-time favorite mangas.

There are so many things about this thing that I just adore in ways I didn't know I could. It's right up there with "Zatch Bell", "Claymore", "Fullmetal Alchemist" and "Grand Blue" as series that felt like hit me in just the right way because it manages to do a bunch of things that really appeal to me and the amount of things in it I like grossly overshadow the things I don't like.

For those that don't know the story, our main lead, Denji, is a teenage boy that leaves in a world filled with devils, creatures that come from hell that are powered by people's fear and blood. Each devil represents a different type of phobias like sharks, guns, spiders, ghosts, divorce, marriage, school, Mondays, and even the scariest thing of all... The future. The more people are afraid of a thing, the stronger that devil representation is.

Due to some somewhat complicated and overall dark events, Denji ends up becoming the chainsaw devil after making a contract with it, and after that, joins a group of hunters that go after other devils and sending them back to hell until they escape once again.

Most of the story is just following Denji as he beats up some really well-designed creatures alongside the supporting cast of characters who at first all feel like they're either gonna be boring or annoying but the more you get to know them the more you get to like them.

While that is going on we keep getting a few hints that Denji's boss, the leader of the devil hunters, might not be exactly what she seems and part of the fun is slowly finding out just what her deal is and what she wants with him.

Okay, so, what do I like about this series?

The thing that really sold me on this thing is the combination of two elements, its confidence, and its style.

What I mean by confidence is, you can tell that the author is thinking first "What do I find cool? What do I find interesting? What do I want to talk about? What would be fun to explore and show to other people? What kind of series would I want to read?"

Chainsaw Man doesn't feel like a series made to sell, it feels like a passion project. It doesn't try to force your usual tropes and cliches, it doesn't try to copy what's popular, it doesn't try to tell the same old stories we've seen billions of times before, it just feels like it's a combination of a bunch of things someone likes meshed together in one place.

You can tell that this author likes crazy monster designs, wild and fun action scenes, badass female characters, conversations and discussions about what it means to be human or what it means to be happy, and tons and tons of juvenile humor as well as what I can only describe as an attempt to de-glamorize the feel of being a shounen protagonist by presenting lots of misery, lots of disappointment, lots of gross moments, but still trying to show that this life is something that is necessary for the world.

On top of all that, he's confident enough in his writing skills that he knows he can use all these elements in a way that can be appreciated by other people. He knows who he is and what he likes and he knows how to make what he likes look fun.

But confidence only gets you so far. There are some things that even if you write in the best way you can you still won't be able to sell it to most people if it just so happens to not be their thing.

For example, this author has another series called "Fire Punch" which has quite a few similar beats. Weird designs, wild action scenes, silly humor, a depressing but necessary tone, interesting messages to think about... But it just didn't hit the checkmarks in the way I wish it did.

You can still feel the confidence and there are honestly some themes in it I feel are stronger than Chainsaw Man, but the style was one that didn't particularly appealed to me.

It's the same problem I had with this manga called "Blue Lock." I feel the writing in it is phenomenal... But I just can't for the life of me enjoy the idea of a series about football, so while I can say it's good, I can't say I like it.

Meanwhile, in Chainsaw Man, everything just clicks.

I love these designs, I love this idea of weapon-people fighting each other, I love the idea of monsters powered by fear and being defeated by facing that fear. I love how freaking metal Denji looks when he is transformed!

I also adore this cast of characters. Makima and Asa are two of my all-time favorite characters ever, Power I think is one step away from starting her own religion because she's just that popular with people, Kobeni is the ultimate "must be protected" while also being the ultimate "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" character, and of course, I just love Denji and his complete braindead way of thinking in how he approaches his problems. He's the definition of simple but efficient.

I also love how this author approaches writing the female cast, like, my God, I am so freaking sick of women and girl characters whose entire personality starts and ends with "I am the male lead's 'something', and I have basically no purpose in my existence without the male lead." I like how all these women feel real, and on top of that feel cool.

Then there is also the fact that I really like how this series explores misery and struggles.

I love seeing miserable people- ... Wait, that came out wrong... I love seeing different explorations of people's struggles, what is their struggle, why they're struggling with it, how I can relate to that, and how they overcome it, and this manga is just a myriad of different and unique struggles.

Wanting revenge but being powerless to obtain it, wanting to get someone you love out of danger but unable to because that's what they want, being forced to do a job you hate in order to please your family, or even basic stuff like wanting your cat back.

Each character is moved by their motivations and shaped by their struggles, and they all have cool struggles and motivations.

Denji's main struggle is that he wants to feel alive, wants to feel human, because his childhood and innocence were taken from him so now he is trying to discover again how to enjoy life by seeking basic things like food, company, and intimacy.

You just look at him and go "Aww... I hope he finds happiness in life!", and then get upset at how this happiness is constantly kept from him. And the reason it's kept from him is handled in a very interesting way that makes you wonder how much do people often seek what they think they want instead of seeking what they need and how much are they missing or giving up in the process?

It raises questions but it doesn't handle them in some pretentious way. It feels more like it just wants to talk about it while leaving you room to reach your own conclusions.

I don't know what else to say aside from "It just appeals to me!"

The humor appeals to me, the visuals appeal to me, the characters, the story, the themes, this just feels like one of those series I always wished someone would make, and I'm glad someone did made it without trying to be every other series ever and instead just having enough confidence in trying to be its own thing.

[thecglcatalog]

Hear the Sweet Sound of a Well-Trained Little

Build a library of educational sounds for your baby slave to fine-tune training and conditioning.  These Mini-Records are color-coded, laser-labeled, and practically indestructible, and they fit right into our Baby Training Headset.  Records will auto-repeat for the duration set on the headset controls, whether that's a few minutes for naptime or several days in the nursery-dungeon!

Music Mini-Records

Femininity Enforcement.  A must for petticoat discipline!  Delicate covers of nursery rhymes like "Polly Put the Kettle On" and "Little Miss Muffet" join a playlist of girly classics like "I Feel Pretty."  18 tracks, 52 minutes.

Diaper Nursery Rhymes.  Help your slave remember the importance of Mommy and Daddy controlling bodily functions with these nursery rhymes updated to reflect full-time diapering.  Tracks include "The Diaper Bee Ditty", "Little Miss Crinkle", "Humpty Lumpty," and more!  10 tracks, 24 minutes.

Piano Lullabies. Soothing big-band ballads and old-time sleepy songs are rendered as gentle piano melodies.  From "The Connemara Cradle Song" to "Nights in White Satin," this versatile mix tells a slave that it's night-night time.  17 tracks, 68 minutes.

I Listen to Mama.  Cheerful tunes about obedience and submission to female caregivers.  12 tracks, 39 minutes.

I Listen to Papa.  Real sex slaves sing this happy little dozen about doing what their daddies, papas, uncles, and grandpas tell them to do.  12 tracks, 39 minutes.

Little One's Headspace Library.  Carefully selected for potential to get stuck in baby's head, these catchy tunes are covered by singers with unusual voices to maximize the torment of a long night in the headset.  From "Barbie Girl" and "Yellow Submarine" to "Baby Shark," "Wheels on the Bus," and the catchiest cartoon theme songs we could find, these shrill, repetitive, sing-song tunes remind baby that they must embrace their simple, childish tastes.  19 tracks, 84 minutes.

Story Time Mini-Records

Little Girls and Little Squirrels. Charming fables in which various woodland animals learn important lessons about wearing their diapers, behaving in the car seat, and letting caregivers wash everything in the bath.  41 minutes.

Potty Training Fairy Tales.  Classic fairy tales re-written to have accidents, pull-ups, and trips to the potty as plot points.  Each story has a different voice actor for a varied experience ideal for bedtime.  39 minutes.

The Very Scary Potty.  Spooky stories about bad things happening to babies who sit on the grown-up potty.  A narrator gives brief guided meditations after each story, helping induce "potty phobia" in diaper-resistant slaves.  58 minutes.

Exercise and Meditation Mini-Records

Baby's First Chair Dance.  An hour-long guided exercise routine asks slaves to perform diaper-displaying warm-up stretches before learning a series of aerobic exercises that double as erotic dance moves.  62 minutes.

Twerk and Twinkle.  A dancercise record for baby slaves, this exercise walkthrough teaches a routine that incorporates basic ballet, jazz, and striptease with instructions from a cheerful female dance teacher.  As a bonus, all movements can be performed in ankle cuffs.  30 minutes.

Baby Slut Exercise Time.  Peppy, upbeat guided aerobic routine emphasizes movements that baby can do on her back while getting her accustomed to being addressed as "slut," "fuck dolly," and "toy." 45 minutes.

Puppy Baby Meditation.  Professionally voiced mindfulness routine emphasizes the pleasures of tail-wagging, associates joyful feelings with instant obedience, instills pride in the experience of peeing and pooping outside, and creates a craving for praise.  84 minutes.

Kitty Baby Meditation.  A relaxation routine that normalizes the presence of belled collars and the litter box, while associating calm, happy feelings with presenting and being in heat.  91 minutes.

Doll Meditation.  Breathing and visualization routine invites slaves to conceptualize themselves as high-end toy dolls.  Seamless start/finish makes the record feel continuous to the listener, no matter how long you play it.  21 minutes.

Therapeutic Age Regression.  Methods developed by award-winning psychologists for exploring childhood memories are repurposed to help your slave drop into littlespace and stay there.  36 minutes.

[ebbarights]

with open eyes liveblog

i'm not ready for this. i haven't pre-grieved enough it turns out. i feel sick

on the bright side the only spoiler i have is that shiv did something controversial? which isn't a spoiler i would say but i'm actively avoiding reading the post currently greyed out behind this open tab

stewy not on kendall's side??? that's a fucking first. it's not but it is

okay so this is just like 1x06 right. literally a repeat?

last intro :(( i'm soo fucking sad. im sad. sadsaddsad oh yay arian. saaaaaaad

EBBA

shaved matsson cursed. hate that

matsson as shiv's puppet i don't think he's gonna like that. if their deal goes through i would be really surprised

theories about roman running to mommy literally right. love that though

tomshiv is making me want to rip myself in half like rumplestiltskin. specifically the shiv part obvs

i'm sure smart people have already made posts about this but. caroline called shiv.

NEW JESS NO

"let's bag him and tag him" dog (gone rogue) motif? idk anything about hunting

roman looking beat up in a normal t shirt wearing bracelets these are my dreams come true

caroline is so real. eyes ARE disgusting. face eggs

LAWRENCE YEE

kendall looks like a fucking disney villain driving up in his range rover in a suit sing-songing roman's name

SHIV TITS

okay tomgreg scene time to think about other things. everything revolving around roman is my dream finale <3 i want him to be okay but i also love it when he's not okay. you can't lose when you play both sides

shiv is way too sure of winning so she's for sure not winning huh

tom said grinder like- [i am shot in the head before i can continue]

fully flexing my swedish here

caroline is so right. get out you guys

wait sib alliance back on?? can this be real

i hate to say it but i think kendall's right he should be the one to take over

them talking about roman's breakdown while he's hugging himself is exactly what i wanted but it will make me want to kill myself forever

noo guys don't go in the waterrrrr don't you know about the motif

roman talking about sharks in the water is literally me but this time for real for real because i do have a debilitating shark phobia

if succession genuinely has a fucking. shark attack in it. (once again on my birthday) like that's legit fucking personal. jesse armstrong has read my diary and wants to ruin my life

i just googled 'succession shark' that's how paranoid i am lmaooo

kendall don't. DON'T go in the water

i know it's ridiculous i don't like the killing kendall conversation. this is the finale please don't play me with rn

okay the music is starting which means this scene is over and they can get out of the water right please get out get out right now

are they gonna actually accidentally kill kendall. or will it be on purpose and that was a double bluff

they are spending wayy too much time on this scene for a series finale that's already pretty long so. something's definitely gonna happen with the fucking smoothie. i feel sick

okay scene is over i feel like an idiot but relieved lol. maybe just a last happy siblings scene? if that's the case i'm glad we got that. i'm happy that scene was so long

wait shiv hasn't done anything controversial yet. is this like. a double bluff? i don't know how that would work i don't think that's the case

connor's peepaw slay

hope this isn't the only time gerri shows up but if it is i'm glad she's there at all

krank real

okay tom told shiv i know what's gonna happen and i think i'm okay with that kind of betrayal

i LOVE that greg's fucking parasite both sides shit finally came to bite him in the ass. if greg has a bad ending succession has a good ending

matsson screaming for ebba that's me.

yeah that's what i thought. i'm okay with that. like i wanted more for shiv and for the sibs but that was never gonna happen

living for the karoline hugo rivalry

STEWYYYY

okay stewy queer confirmed <3 like we all knew but still. also that line is gonna sustain the kenstewys for months

GERRIII and immediate zoom on roman lol

noo roman he seemed so weirdly okay until now. the pill scene is coming up huh

jesus i. i can't think of anything to say. poison

so my guess right now is. kendall is becoming logan but he also loses the vote. so he did That for nothing

it's literally 1x06. kendall sitting where logan sat, frank doing the notes

they're 4-4 and roman's next. 1x06 babyyyyyy

you could argue he made a different choice because he voted for kendall this time but. just like 1x06 he was pressured into that vote by a guy who uses physical violence against him. still with the parallels

they just said 6-6? did they count votes we didn't hear or am i an idiot

please don't threaten suicide right now ken. now's not the time

i think lying about the waiter is the worst thing kendall has ever done and that includes the scene with roman just before

i hate that roman said iverson and sophie aren't kendall's kid (real 'just playing devil's advocate' move) but i loooooove that he defended shiv <3

living for disillusioned roman. he might make kendall kill himself but he knows what's up

yeah i don't see an ending where kendall lives

tomgreg final breakup <3 i hope greg dies in a ditch

gerri's safe <333333

the romelukas ao3 potential though

good ending because ebba wins. can't believe i have the url of someone who won succession

roman drinking a martini :((((

roman drinking a martini :))))))

jesus christ kendall and colin

don't go near the water kendall. kendall listen to me.

okay think i'm gonna do a round-up post

[mamawasatesttube]

AND THATS A WRAP!!!!! WOW nearly 600 votes. thank you all for playing!!!

so....... what were the lies?

He very briefly bore the "Flamebird" mantle during the New Krypton saga.

and

He wasn't affected by red sun radiation until the TT03 retcon.

congrats to the 27.3% of you all who got it right!!!! :D

the real flamebird during new krypton era was thara ak-var! as you can see here she had some VIBES going on with kara.

supergirl (2005) #45

as for red sun: "what?" you may ask. "but i thought he wasn't a real kryptonian until the tt03 retcon, so red sun shouldn't have affected him!"

this is a common misconception, but is not actually entirely true!! from midway through superboy (1994)'s run onwards, the editorial mandate that kon could not be kryptonian got relaxed more and more, and we went from things like final night not impacting him to him being vulnerable to kryptonite, recharged by solar energy, and being depowered by red sun, when some giant filters got put up in space to turn all sunlight reaching earth red (...yeah, i know. comics, man.):

action comics #803

as for the rest, here's citations and explanations below!!

He has a phobia of needles.

adventures of superman annual #5

yup! canon and established during kon's origin story. whether it's because of cadmus lab-related trauma or just an irrational fear, he's terrified of needles!

His name ("Kon-El") came from a cousin of Jor-El's.

superboy (1994) #59

he also was so happy to receive this name that he cried. i love this issue.

A villain named Repo Man once attacked him for being too pretty.

action comics #823

not only is it true but also its one of my favorite facts. this wasnt even in his prettyboy curls era. repo man would Never be able to handle kon when he's at his full strength (out of geoff's hands)

John Henry Irons once had to stop him from shooting himself in the head.

action comics #767

this one is true and makes me go AUGH all the time. during an arc in which superman is poisoned by nanobots, supergirl, steel, and superboy get shrunk down to go inside him and deal with it (i know. comics. skjdhf) and at the end, time is running out to get out safely, and rather than risk killing superman by going back to normal size still inside him, kon elects to commit suicide. with his last words being "set phasers on frappe" to boot. and he only doesn't because john henry finds him and stops him. can someone help this guy.

He taught Supergirl to play Magic: The Gathering.

action comics #716

i saw a lot of people skeptical about this one because surely dc comics couldn't use the actual name "magic: the gathering", but you see... they simply didn't name it! but a card game referring to "mana" and "tapping"? that's 100% what kon is teaching mae here. (this is from the trial of superman arc, which is another one i love and would happily rec to everyone reading this post, btw. superfam space adventures i love uuu)

He didn't know about Peter Pan until Superman mentioned it to him.

adventures of superman #506

this is one of the kon & clark issues of all time. i like to think superman mentioned peter pan here and the first second kon got, he looked it up so that he could promptly absorb it into his personality on the molecular level <3

King Shark originated in his rogues gallery.

superboy (1994) #9

this one's pretty straightforward! sb94 #9 is king shark's first full appearance (his first cameo being in sb94 #0).

He has complained about his rogues gallery to Superman at least once.

adventures of superman #533

kon has canonically bitched about scavenger to superman at LEAST once and i think that's beautiful. (this issue is superman and impulse on an adventure together btw. its delightful.)

He can correctly pronounce "Mxyzptlk".

supergirl (1996) #76

he sure can! unlike linda. <3

He is the member of the Superfamily that Superman says he feels closest to.

superboy (1994) #70

"it's like you're my... younger brother. the one who gets to have all the fun. of everyone who's ever worn the s-shield, i feel closest to you. there's no one i would rather've had by my side today, kon-el. if you didn't know that before, never doubt it in the future."

i will admit, full disclosure, i put this option on here to bait the people who think clark doesn't love kon. and it apparently worked! 99 people picked it! oof. well, clark loves him SO MUCH. he's the favorite!!! read it and weep!!

i feel like playing kon-el-themed eleven truths and a lie again!!!

[dr-piper-fulton]

Intro

BIRTH NAME :  Piper Fulton

ALIAS  /  NICKNAME :  Pi, pipes, doc

AGE : 37

DATE  OF  BIRTH : 

PLACE OF BIRTH : New York City, New York

HOMETOWN : New York City, NY & Chicago, IL

TIME IN EAST HAVEN : 2 months

RESIDENCE : Maple Hills

TW : Divorce, medical issues, malpractice, criminality

EDUCATION : BS in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology, MD

OCCUPATION : General Surgeon

GENDER : Female

PRONOUNS : She/Her

SEXUALITY : Pansexual

FACECLAIM : Sophia Bush

HAIR COLOR : Brunette

EYE  COLOR : Green

HEIGHT : 5′4”

LANGUAGES : English

TATTOOS : None

PIERCINGS : Ears

POSITIVE  TRAITS : Diligent, intelligent, compassionate, and resilient, 

NEGATIVE TRAITS : Guarded, cynical, opinionated, and reticent, 

PHOBIAS : Sharks, clowns

FEARS : Letting down a patient or not being a good parent

HOBBIES : Playing violin and piano, knitting, reading, tennis, tv-binge watching

HABITS : Biting her nails, clicking a pen, shutting her eyes tight when thinking hard

FATHER : Lewis Fulton (estranged)

MOTHER : Antonia Russo formerly Fulton (estranged)

SIBLINGS : TBD

PARTNERS : None

CHILDREN : None

PETS : TBD

INSPIRATIONS : Dana Scully (X-Files), Caitlin Snow (The Flash), Chloe Decker (Lucifer), Jemma Simmons (Agents of SHIELD), Sam Griffith (Good Sam), Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park)

BIOGRAPHY

A child of divorce, Piper hardly remembers a time when her whole family was living under one roof. She was barely three when Antonia and Lewis Fulton finalized their divorce. To hear her mom tell the story now, the custody battle was tedious and drawn out but eventually their lawyers were able to come to an agreement. Piper grew up spending her school years in New York City and summers and holidays in Chicago. From a material perspective, the young woman had her every need and want cared for without a second thought. In many ways both her mother and father tried to use gifts and bribes to try and curry her favor against the other. By the time she turned 18, Piper was more than thrilled to leave and go to college to spend as much time away from them. She was accepted to every school of her choosing through some combination of strong applications and an affluent background. Her mother was thrilled when she chose Yale, seeing it as a win that her daughter would be staying closer to her than her father. But Piper’s attitude once at school wiped any smile off Antonia’s face as she made sure to see her mother no more than was absolutely necessary.

Entering college, Piper, like many kids, wasn’t completely certain what she wanted to do with her life besides build something for herself and by herself. Taking an anatomy class the second semester of freshman year, she fell in love with the medical field. It would take another two years and the experience of her roommate and best friend getting acute appendicitis unexpectedly for Piper to settle on surgery, particularly general surgery. Her parents were confused at best and appalled at worst. Why pursue something so difficult and service focused when she had plenty of inheritance and support to fall back on? But despite their objections and concerns, Piper continued forward with medical school (remaining at Yale) and then her residency at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. Having impressed her mentors and superiors, Piper was offered a job at Cedars upon completion of her residency. She happily accepted and continued building a life of her own full of friends and found family that left her parents on the outside.

It finally seemed like her path had fully unfolded. She was settled and happy in LA and in love with her work. But whoever or whatever controlled destiny apparently had more ideas in mind. Quite by accident, Piper stumbled on a wide-scale malpractice scandal. After wrestling with her choices for several days, She went to hospital management. To her disappointment several key figures suggested they simply make the issue go away by offering those impacted money and NDAs. Realizing that her bosses simply wanted to sweep it under the rug, she went to the authorities. Before Piper knew it the federal government was involved and the entire thing had become more massive than she could’ve initially imagined. But, she did her part and helped investigators in every way she could, including wearing a wire. When charges were finally filed after nearly a year, Piper found herself in the middle of a firestorm. Her contributions were supposed to remain anonymous but one way or another her name got leaked. Half the hospital was on her side, but the other half and many on the outside in the media and the rest of the medical community began to give the cold shoulder. Exhausted and eager to leave the entire chapter behind, Piper resigned and took a job at a small hospital in East Haven, Maine.

[untimelytales]

[ freddy carter, cis man, he/him. ] ✧･ﾟ is that [ cyril warburton ] who just stumbled into town? rumour has it that they’re the [ twenty-seven ] year old child of [ ileana and karsh ] from [ twitches ]. i’ve also heard that they’re [ generous ] but [ misguided ] and have [ one ] sibling. i could almost swear i heard [ sharks - imagine dragons ] playing when they appeared.

being born during a time of peace always gave the false hope that life would always be peaceful and fine. despite all they’d been through, ileana and karsh thought the same thing when their first baby boy was born – the kingdom of coventry was safe and thus their children would grow up without any danger. and, for the most part, cyril had a happy, carefree childhood. but, it all started to change once he reached his teenage years.

he started to hear whispers in the darkness, unable to understand what they were saying. at first, it scared him. after telling his parents and their search coming up fruitless, he started to get used to it. in fact, after some time, he didn’t feel right if he didn’t hear the whispers. his behaviour started to change slowly as well. he grew more distant, irritable, and aloof. considering his age, his parents believed it to be some sort of teen phase. of course, cyril didn’t believe it was – he fully believed it was simply who he was. which, he knew would disappoint ileana and karsh, but he couldn’t find it in him to care to even pretend to be his ‘old’ self.

one night, close to his sixteenth birthday, the whispers became deafening. and then something inside of him clicked. his head felt clear. thoughts that were not originally his own felt like they’d been his making all along. he knew now why he’d become as withdrawn as he was – it was because he’d known without being truly aware that he didn’t belong in coventry. he knew that those in power were corrupt, and all those that supported them were just as corrupt – including his parents and sibling.

he stole his parents’ wedding rings – a source of their combined power – and fled the dimension, vowing that he was going to either become its ruler or its destroyer. despite many attempts, ileana and karth have failed to retrieve their boy or cure him of the curse that had been place upon him. they’d learned that it was created by thantos himself – though it was originally thought he was gone –  whispering it over the years to cyril to ensure that it would completely consume him. cyril has heard them say it was a curse, but he doesn’t believe it to be. he believes it would have happened all along and that it was just a moment of clarity for him.

         basics:             full name:  cyril warburton             nicknames:  n/a             gender:  cis man             pronouns:  he / him             sexuality:  bisexual             age:  27             occupation:  wizard             species:  human witch

         appearance:             faceclaim:  freddy carter             height:  6′0''             eyes:  blue             hair:  brown             piercings:  n/a             tattoos:  n/a             other distinguishing features:  n/a             style:  formal, slightly eccentric

         personality:             traits:  generous, resourceful, misguided, bitter             likes:  rare books, tea, salty foods             dislikes:  rough fabrics, bright colours             fears:  failing his mission             phobias:  n/a             hobbies:  spell making, historical record keeping             skills:  spell casting, research, combat             quirks:  very dramatic flair to things he does             pet peeves:  useless questions

         family:             mother:  ileana             father:  karth             siblings:  one             birth order:  eldest             spouse / lover:  n/a             children:  n/a             pets:  crow familiar named ‘creature’             notable close relatives:  n/a