#happy thanksgiving y'all!

[yokyoaaa]

That one moment where you're having a normal thanksgiving/family dinner and your dad dropped the hardest life lore out of nowhere

[mocksterling]

It's Christmas Eve and both Halloween and Thanksgiving are trending idk what happened but keep to going guys

[todayontumblr]

Thursday, November 23.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Oh, what might have been. It would have been full of pictures and gifs of Hank Schrader doing miscellaneous Hanktivities: looking very smiley, looking very fierce, laughing, wearing shades, pointing guns, wearing DEA jackets and badges and lanyards, and, of course, perching on the toilet. We would have called it Happy Hanksgiving. It would have been great. 

Sadly a decision was made. So, for those who would have enjoyed Hanksgiving, here's a Snoopy gif to make amends. For those who wouldn't, well, looks like it all worked out just fine. And there's more than enough Snoopy to go around. 

Enjoy the popcorn. And however you mark today, we can only wish peace, love, and lots of good folk and lots of good food for all y'all. Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate. 

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

And you feel like an ocean, being warmed by the sun.. 🧡❤️

[overnighttosunflowers]

Summary:

They were tangled together in rumpled sheets, Laudna cradled loosely in the crook of Imogen’s arm and tucked against her side. They’d been giggling and talking and relishing in the feeling of holding each other, reaching out to brush hair from the other’s face or trail a finger across the other’s lips and falling back, intermittently, into periods of simply getting lost in one another. Now the sun was starting to sidle lower in the sky and still they were here, together, letting the hours spend themselves only in each other’s company. It was unfathomable. It was real.

The last chapter of every thought's a possibility is here. I hope you love it as much as I've loved writing it. Thank you all so much for coming on this ride with me, for reading and commenting and being in this fandom. You're the best.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

paco: this thanksgiving, i'm thankful for tiktok e-thots.

dragona: i'm thankful for biden's woke inflation.

usagi: i'm thankful for computer websites with pictures of cat boys!

jodio: and i'm thankful for ski-bi-di toilets!

[rcmclachlan]

Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving

I would empty my bank account to have Leslie Jones yell at my uncle tomorrow

[sulkybender]

Celebrating Thanksgiving as I always do: with smol Izumi oversharing about ladybugs at Gran-Gran's house

Sometimes a future I've already had before

Izumi is telling them, animatedly, about a type of parasite (?) that crawls into slugs and kills them by mind-control (???). All of them look at her with undisguised horror, except for Gran-Gran, who’s always unshakeable and often unreadable.

“Maybe not before dinner, Zooms,” Sokka suggests.

“So after dinner?”

Hakoda rubs his face.

“I want a containment zone around dinner,” he says, spacing his hands out to demonstrate. “Three hours before, three hours after. No… cannibal bugs.”

“They’re not cannibals,” Izumi says, offended. “They’d have to be eating each other. And they’re not even eating the slugs. They’re exploding their eyeballs.”

“Excuse me,” Tenzin says. He walks, with great dignity, to the downstairs bathroom and closes the door. There's the faint but distinct sound of gagging.

“Can we talk about ladybugs?” Kya asks her grandfather.

“That sounds nice,” Hakoda says cautiously.

“Dad—” Sokka tries to warn him, but it’s too late.

"Ladybugs are cannibals,” Izumi says, triumphant. “She just broke the cannibal-bug rule.”

“They also bleed from the knees,” Kya says. “Defensively.”

“Bugs don’t bleed,” Izumi says, but she pushes up her glasses, intrigued.

"No, it’s called hemolymph,” Kya says. “Basically stink-goo. Like bug blood.”

“What in God’s name,” Hakoda says.

[blood-mocha-latte]

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Oops meant to post this last night and fell asleep!

[sir-buddy]

HAPPY TANKSGIVING!!! @atthispointeverythingischaos @iceeericeee @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @sliceocheese @sparrowsortadrawzzz @yalibrarian-ashelia-us @emdez @professional-termite @brediest-littleguy @ssluggishh @lemonwisp @night-at-the-musian @bgs-cave-o-thots @heartfall-syndrome @chapik123 @the-casbah-way @thatreallystupiddork @tinybitofart

Also, today is the perfect time to remind y'all of Free Birds, the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

Second reminder: take a look at the cast

[forgotn1]

I usually really look forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas, as it means my family getting together for big holiday meals. But this year feels different. Everyone's got their own families now and aren't getting together like they used to. My mom will likely be with her fiance, my nephew, and their friends. My sister will be with her husband, daughters, and in-laws. I don't feel like I have a place this year.

[dailyjimmybuffett]

Santa Stole Thanksgiving

Ooh, ooh Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled Pilgrims never saw him coming The Wampanoags they kept drumming That Thursday in November Gob-gobble about December

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a happy holiday No more laid-back relaxation It's Black Friday degradation Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall

Grandma made the stuffin' Said Santa he ain't bluffin' You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a laid-back holiday Now no more football and relaxin' When the harvest moon starts waxin' Santa, he's the turkey after all

Grandma made the stuffin' Said Santa he ain't bluffin' You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Nothin' lasts forever that's for sure This stick up is as shocking As stuffing in your stocking Kris Kringle Why did you mingle? Santa stole Thanksgiving Even he's got to make a living Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall

[shuicheese]

happy thanksgiving, y'all ~ 🦃

[misscrazyfangirl321]

"Actually, I just lied to you!"

"Oh, nifty!"

[campingwiththecharmings]

Was gonna write driver!Jake for wanksgiving but instead wrote desperate!Poe alajsksls lmao