#happy birthday to my FUCKING BOYFRIEND
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He’s so cute and silly :( I wanna squeeze his littele face so bad :((
I like howsparkly his eyes are /!&@ he’s so sweet ughgf
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For gabriel, do you hate V1 or... Are you guys just friends?
i dont know why this is worded like i'm an ask blog but i think they're insufferable boyfriends
[me and the machine i pulled by being a traitorous heathen.png]
#ultrakill#sallyandmichael#ask#gabv1el#ultrakill fanart#v1#gabriel#art#gabby is one of The homosexuals ever. and v1 is his little bug boyfriend who kicked his ass so hard (twice) it made him question#his devotion to god. like. that's such a funny fucking dynamic#they cuddle but they also beat the shit out of each other for enrichment. and blood#they're kind of deranged and i love trhem#i havent had someone confuse me for an ask blog in years. kinda nostalgic tbh#chat its my very awesome brother's birthday today can we get Happy Birthday Atlas in the replies#you'd better wish him a happy birthday or i'll blow this whole building up
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIRD BASTARD!!! 12/12 ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) [Hatofuru Camp - Hatokare fangame released]
Have this fangame I made for you!! ⸜(ˊᗜˋ)⸝ Itch.io link: Hatofuru Camp by AkaruiAkiki
#hatoful boyfriend#iwamine shuu#kawara ryuuji#miru and kaku#papaiwa#happy birthday to my favorite character ever to exist#thrive you fucking poultry/pos
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he makes me feel so high school 🥰
#glen powell#love of my life#happy birthday#husband material#love#i need him#boyfriend#baby#manifesting#beautiful#man of my dreams#the man that you are#texas boy#texas longhorns#save a horse ride a cowboy#a girl can dream#one chance#maybe one day#needy girl overdose#i need his hands on me#beautiful boys#falling in love#hot as fuuuuck#fine as fuck
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it’s jean day!
#mullet daddyyy 😍#everyone say happy fucking birthday to my boyfriend!#I love that man jean… I don’t talk about him enough!#— harmoni rambles#— (.jean)#jean kirstein#jean kirschtein
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Happy Birthday Colin Farrell !!
#icon#icons#colin farrell#colin farrell icon#happy birthday#colin farrell icons#i love my boyfriend#gif isn't mine and i didn't find its owner but i'm really thankfull for them because of this gif#you won't believe how much i am obsessed with fright night colin farrell#IRISH SUPREMACY LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!#two loml and their May birthday#5 days are crazy coincidence
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WAIT ITS TREYS BIRTHDAY????? I TOTALLY FORGOT
#FUCK SHIT ASJHDFAJSHHDFAJSGFSAJHD#HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONORARY HUSBAND#boyfriend?#idk#HAPPY BIRTHDAY MNAN THAT EXISTS IN MY HEART SOMEWHERE#ILY <333333#auburn's rambles <3
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I'm just always a bitch to everyone apparently and I'm told to go upstairs... certain people wonder why I stay in my room all the time
#el speaks#delete later#this is about my mother lol#I just can't be exhausted#she needs to learn that I just sound like a bitch all the time seriously I just talk like this (especially tired)#god I'm sorry I'm not always happy and feel comfortable talking to you or your boyfriend#he can't even talk to me face to face he always runs and hides behind you#“I asked her something and she was grumpy :(” like omg dude seriously? did I hurt your fucking feelings? oh gee I'm so fucking sorry#“things never go my way” -my mother#oh yeah? how do you think I feel? oh you don't#I try to care about you all the time but you never give me the same treatment#god you have no idea how much I wanna speak my mind fully#I try to fucking spend time with you even in small ways like going grocery shopping but that was still impossible#I can never get a word in about anything you're a broken record#“my job sucks and my boyfriend won't be here for my birthday :(”#sorry but shit happens sorry my presence isn't enough#I really do try... but man#also I think I got triggered or something? dogs get to me man#maybe I am just a bitch and if so? all well#wonder why
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Man this is the first birthday I've sat alone in my room and sobbed on
#this fucking sucks#my dad called me to say happy birthday and i started crying because i got so bummed out#he was going to come up and visit and we had to postpone because i got covid#and then 20 other things went wrong already this morning#and im sick and exhausted and sad#and then i got dizzy while walking the dog im pet sitting#and i got stuck behind bikers taking up the whole lane#and then behind a pickup truck full of mulch going 20 under#and i had to cancel my birthday party#and my mom is at the beach without me spending time with her racist loser boyfriend and bragging about it to our family#and this was supposed to be the year i finally did something for myself on my birthday like it was supposed to be different this year#and im alone in my room#tired and sweaty and sad and lonely and miserable and sick and awful#and i just want to hibernate until this is over
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what kinda of idiot dream I had in this short nap💀💀..
#Like the fuck who ever is my boyfriend... Tries to get me one of my fav sat in dress that i really wanted on my birthday but i had money#Issue.. So he's buying it for me.. And I'm so happy now to celebrate my bday with him in that dress#Wtfffff#Nd boom my mum called me and whole dream shattered 😭😭😭#p
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it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful
i’m so successful
listen listen listen
i have a CAREER, i’m making that SCHMONEY, i’m with the man of my DREAMS, i have so many good friends, i’m READING again, i’m being ARTISTIC again.
i am FLOURISHING
man im so thankful for it all
#i turn 27 in a few days and i’m just reflecting a bit#two years ago i had no idea what would unfold for me. i’m just so happy with where how the universe has aligned things for me#like i’ve never had so many friends love me just as much as i love them. i’ve always given way more than the other party. but this time#i’m being MATCHED#i’m gonna be gross about my love for my boyfriend so continue if you dare#i’ve never had a man care for me as much as T does.#like seriously none of my previous relationships would have gone out of their way to set up a birthday party for me. THEMED AND ALL#HES LITERALLY MAKING SIMPLE SYRUP FOR MY FAVORITE DRINK ON SATURDAY#FROM SCRATCH!! LITERALLY GONNA JUICE A BILLION LIMES FOR MOJITOS ON SATURDAY LKKE WTF HES PUTTING FORTH E F F O R T#MADE AND SENT OUT INVITATIONS!!!!!!#MADE A KARAOKE THEMED PARTY. I DID NOTHJNG!!!!! didn’t even ask for this party but he wants to CELEBRATE ME#what the fuck#he makes me feel so many things#personal#i DESERVE GOOD THINGS#i really am so lucky
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It is almost one in the morning, I’m only just having dinner and I’m gonna draw my friend and I passionately making out for her birthday
This is a weird way to start December but I’m down for it, let’s keep this unhinged vibe going
#ya boy rambles#ok so some context#my best friend and I tend to joke with each other in a very flirtatious way#mostly with me just intensely but very much jokingly hitting on her#it’s something we’ve been doing for most of the time we’ve known each other#and todays her birthday so I said jokingly that I’d drive down to her house and kiss her on the mouth#and then her brother got into a spat with her boyfriend over who gave the best happy birthday#and I said that I did#and her brother said that it only counted if I actually came over and did it#now of course I wanted to continue the joke (and I’m too stubborn to back down)#but she’s also in a monogamous relationship and we’ve never kissed and idk how comfortable she or her boyfriend would be with that#and I don’t wanna actually push it too far and make it not funny anymore#so I decided to say fuck it and draw us kissing instead#and I got approval to do that so now I have a very weird day ahead of me
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#i am having a very difficult time being alive#surprise surprise i have been cuffed by bionicles man and it’s been going smoothly except for like#i’ve gotten to the point where i want to like live in his skin lol so we are spending like i’d say 3-4 days of the week together#but then also since i’ve been single for a long fucking time my friends have gotten used to me being like Extremely available so i’m trying#to keep up the same level of social interaction that we used to have and it seems like everything is slipping and no one is happy#if it’s boyfriend 3-4 times a week and then maisha 1nce a week and then sarah 1nce a week that’s almost the entire week#and both last week & this week#the 1 day i save for myself got overrun with something else#(last week it was a tertiary friend’s birthday party and this week it was cousins i don’t really care for but feel#obligated to keep up with that flew in from#arizona)#and idk man i only have like so much time#to give#they’re mostly understanding about this but it makes it hard for me#to be a friend who they can need and rely on#like if i’m only granting sarah 1 day a week#i saw her on saturday so i physically do not have the stones to see her again but now she’s stressed and anxious about cisco layoffs and#thereby wants to hang more and i do not have any more cushion room#like i’m going insane bc i’m#trying my best to sustain everything and people#are still unhappy w me man
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Happy Birthday to me! 🎂
Best birthday yet bc while my family has mostly forgotten my birthday (the usual), my coworkers and clients were VEHEMENTLY AGAINST me brushing my birthday off as just another day. It was really touching!
Also my former coworker remembered my birthday even though its been over a year since we worked together. 💜
#the disappointment speaks#a day in the life of the disappointment#happy birthday to me!#Also my boyfriend my former coworker and I are all going 🤝 day being weird bc of our clients doing shit#bless to everyone who remembered my birthday#fuck off to my family who forgets I age though. lol
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katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.
at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :
“happy birthday, moron.”
“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”
“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”
“❤️”
he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.
so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”
“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”
n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.
he’ll just take it out on kaminari.
#help this is so funny to me#hell keep doing it afterwards too#hes stupid very veru stupid#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#cash speaks <3#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#cash is just talkin'#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki x y/n#katsuki bakugou drabble#katsuki bakugou x female reader#katsuki bakugou x you#bakugou x fem!reader#bakugou x you#bakugou x y/n#def is dramatic too like#and here i am stayin up for you an shit.. this is how you thank me ?? fuckin cruel.. tsk tsk#I HATE HIM#I HATE HIM LEMME AT HIM
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jeon jungkook fics that had me going feral
hi guys, here's a part 2 to my favorite jjk fics on tumblr! note that many of these fics contain 18+ content. you are responsible for the content you consume! as always, if you enjoyed any of these fics as much as i did, please take a moment to send some love to the authors! part 1 | other bts members
➺ cold nights & blurred lines - by @awrkive
summary: jungkook and you have been in a sexual relationship with each other for four months now, and it’s casual for the most part. but as time passes, you can’t help but feel that some of the lines suddenly got blurred in the process. is it a cliché to blur the lines with your fuck buddy? it definitely is. will you do something about it? both of your emotional constipation have a hard time saying yes.
➺ night crawlers - by @alphabetboyluvr
summary: jungkook’s always been good at running. track, field, red lights, shit outta luck. drugs, now, too. but he doesn’t expect to run into you. in your shared lecture halls, sure. maybe. but not down the back alleys of daerim at ass o’clock in the morning. there are only three types of women he ever sees in daerim: hookers, sugar-babies and addicts. you aren't any of those; you're a trust-fund baby who can get percocet on private repeat prescription, if you really want it. he's sure of it. so it then further begs the question: why the fuck are you here?
➺ this is how you fall in love - by @jeonqkooks
summary: after years of drinking and clubbing most days of the week and leaving every gig with a different girl on his arm, jungkook feels what it’s like to want someone with his entire being.
➺ the dilf installments - by @mercurygguk
summary: this series follows jungkook’s life as a divorced father. but wait, how exactly does one balance being a father, a boyfriend, a friend, and a respectable boss at the same time? read the installments below to find out!
➺ ultimatum - by @parkmuse
summary: your pervy, idiotic boyfriend just so happens to also be your friendly neighborhood Spider-man (in bed).
➺ a hero's journey - by @hansolmates
summary: jungkook and jisoo are the mightiest power couple. however, one drunken confession and that whole facade fades in an instant. you realize that maybe you need to break from your unvaried life for a bit and be the hero of your own love story
➺ tempest - by @kooktrash
summary: you’ve always considered your life to be more mundane than you would like to admit. it was a constant cycle of the same things over and over again that when you meet jeon jungkook at a bar, of all places, you didn’t expect to see just how much he would change your life and those around you. he’s got an air of mystery around him with his charming good looks and a violent past that you slowly begun to unravel when it feels like everything is going perfect.
➺ by its cover - by @gimmesumsuga
summary: the one where Jungkook makes a horrifically bad first impression.
➺ slow dancing - by @yoonia
summary: when your countdown appeared on your wrist right in the morning of your eighteenth birthday, you had thought that perhaps the universe was on your side, especially since the final seconds were already ticking so soon. You just never expected to have your first meeting with your soulmate to be the day when you had to let him go. But hope was not lost when you still found love without the bond, and Jungkook showed you that it was possible to find happiness beyond the system that was written for you. Except that the universe doesn’t seem to have enough of its game, when your past sacrifice comes back hitting you straight in the face, just when you had believed that you had written off the perfect ending to your bittersweet tale.
➺ e s p r e s s o - by @joonberriess
➺ hold me closer - by @ahundredtimesover
summary: when you're asked to look after your parents' house and meet them before they go on vacation, you, Jimin, and Jungkook take the trip to your hometown of Busan and relive memories of your youth. While your new relationship has you feeling like a lovesick teenager with all the affection that Jungkook shows you, you're still you - a professional trying to make it in the corporate world, and an eldest child trying not to disappoint her parents. And that turns out to be your undoing, as a little blunder causes a rift between you and Jungkook, resulting in a trip that you might as well have messed up… Not if your brother can help it, though.
#bts fic rec#fic recs#bts fic#bts fanfic#bts x reader#bts x oc#bts angst#bts smut#jungkook angst#jungkook smut#taehyung angst#taehyung smut#jimin angst#jimin smut#yoongi angst#yoongi smut#bts fan fiction#fic rec list#namjoon angst#namjoon smut#hoseok angst#hoseok smut#seokjin angst#seokjin smut#bts masterlist#jungkook x reader#taehyung x reader#seokjin x reader#hoseok x reader#namjoon x reader
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