#happy birthday sexy 😉

[i-love-def-leppard]

happy birthday viv!! (vid by me from this yr when he said hi to me 😝😝😝)

[infictionalwonderland]

the big bad birthday — h.lewis

SUMMARY, it’s your birthday and amidst the wholesome birthday posts, everyone’s entertainment comes from the chaotic and completely drunk off your tits content!

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faithlouisak, to the girl of my dreams, my sugar plum baddie pookie boo bear, the big spoon to my little spoon, the sugar in my tea, the absolute fittest fucking person on this planet with the best tits ive ever seen (soz wroetoshaw). HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SPEND EVERY FUCKING BIRTHDAY WITH YOU UNTIL WERE BOTH CRIPPLED AND ROLLING ABOUT IN OUR WHEELCHAIRS IN ALL THE SKATE PARKS LIKE THE COOL KIDS WE ARE XOXOXOXO tagged—@yourusername

view all 23,506 comments yourusername FAITH STOP IT.

yourusername I LOVE YOU SO BLOODY MUCH MY HEART IS LITERALLY ACHING AND UGH YOURE JUST MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER COME KISS ME

-> faithlouisak don’t have to feckin ask me twice sexy bum

-> behzingagram @wroetoshaw

-> yourusername YO YO YO FAITH UR BOYFS TRYING TO HATE CRIME US?????!!!?????

-> faithlouisak AHHH HOMOPHOBE

bambinobecky the cake is so true 😋😋😋😋😋😋

mrskelly THE PHOTOS OF THEM I CANNOT THEYRE ACTUALLY SO CUTE BRO! THEIR FRIENDSHIP MAKES ME SO HAPPY 💕💕

mummy_behz wishing the beautiful beautiful birthday girl all the best! 💐💐

-> yourusername thank you so much ruth 💝

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taliamar LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WILL YOU PLEASE STAND BC IT IS THE FUCKING BIRTHDAY OF MY LOVVERR! yn i love you so much i genuinely cannot put it into words (can put it into our songs tho xx) you’re the most amazing person that i have ever met, you make me laugh all the time, you keep a smile on my face always, your energy alone is enough to make me feel all bubbly and giddy inside. with you, i feel safe and happy and loved and i feel like im a little kid again and i can conquer the world. you’re truly the very epitome of perfection, lover 😉 tagged—@yourusername

view all 30,561 comments ksi bro harry’s birthday post better be outta this world 😭

-> tobjizzle honestly, he’s got hella competition

yourusername STOP IT TALIA YOURE SO CUTE AND I ADORE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE WORLD BABY. MWAH!

-> taliamar stop i shouldn’t be crying it’s YOUR birthday

-> miniminter and she’s crying now. @wroetoshaw ?

-> wroetoshaw balling mate

gkbarry birthday lass looks so hot drenched in rain xxxx

-> yourusername eat me out 😘😘😘😘

-> gkbarry 🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️

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freyanightingale YN YN YN! from the day that i met you i was amazed by you, by your beauty, your kindness, your wit and your literal intelligence - to this day, that amazement has only increased and i know that as i stay by your side until the day we both die in our cute little hospital gowns in our hospital beds with rooms next to each other, i will die still being amazed by you and your very being. i love you so much and you deserve the universe, and even more. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL 💕💕

p.s yes i am lying on her arse in the 8th slide it was a true life experience tagged—@yourusername

view all 16,993 comments zerkaa i feel cheated on

-> freyanightingale cry about it

-> taliamar literally no one cares

-> faithlouisak omg piss off u HOBO

-> tobjizzle flabbergasted.

yourusername FREYA!!!!!!! BRO IM ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY, luv u ari, AFTER ALL THESE MESSAGES AND YOU BET YOUR FAT ASS WE’RE GONNA HAVE HOSPTIAL BEDS NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER???? WE CAN WEAR OUR MATCHING HARRY POTTER SOCK SETS AND GET MATCHING ACRYLICS XXX

-> freyanightingale you’re my favourite person ever xx

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nellarosee happy birthday to the most stunning, happy, loving, genuine, funny & gorgeous gorgeous girl that i have ever known, you are truly one of a kind my girl! tagged—@yourusername

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gkbarry dear sexiest bitch in the entirety of europe, wishing you the best birthday there ever was. we need more people like your fantastical self in the world, cheers for sticking around this long 😘😘😘😘😘

p.s come to mine later, wear ur red set 👅 tagged—@yourusername

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r0sielewis happy birthday to the best girl i’ve ever known, the first genuine friend i have ever made and who i know will always be there for the rest of my life! happy birthday to my role model, my makeup artist, my hair stylist, my therapist, my personal stylist - happy birthday to my everything. i love you so much yn, i hope you know that! all of us lewis’ do (especially mum.. & harry ig) 🤍🤍 tagged—@yourusername

LATER. . .

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[cuteandhughesy]

You Are In Love | Matthew Knies (instagram edit)

summary: you and matthew are finally out to the public, and your both so excited to share your love through your instagram posts

warnings: none <3

face claim: tessa brooks

a/n: hey yall! it’s my birthday so as a gift from me to you is this insta edit! i’m so obsessed with matthew knies it’s not even funny - so here’s this lil gift 🥳

link to you are in love

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yourusername the past few weeks <3

tagged torontomapleleafs & matthewknies

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user1 you’re so cute

user2 hi pretty!!! 🤩

torontomapleleafs bow down to the queen

user3 thriving 😍

matthewknies make it saucy

yourusername sauce forever ♾️

imjustkojokin actually obssesed with you

yourusername hi i miss you

user4 you’re so cute

user5 dream job

user6 🍝🍝🍝🍝

alynntavares amazing honey bunny 🤍

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yourusername date night 😏

tagged matthewknies

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user1 holy moly 😍

user2 that DRESS!

user3 never misses

alynntavares holy crap girl 🤩

yourusername your shoes made the fit honestly ❤️

user4 gorgeous

user5 kniesy is so lucky 😭

stephmarner need you to wear that dress all the time

yourusername anything for you 🙇‍♀️

matthewknies never get tired of you

yourusername 😉

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yourusername happy birthday baby 💙🤍 looking forward to another year of loving you (hopefully the wind doesn’t blow out your candles this time 😉)

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austonmatthews happy bday big boy

user1 this is so cute

matthewknies my mouth is still salivating thinking about that cake 🤤 I love you 😘

yourusername the cake was tooo good ❤️

johntavaresfdn happy birthday matthew !

user2 he’s so handsome

user3 the perfect couple

user4 happy bday kniesy

josephwoll birthday boy

user5 my parents 😎✨

alynntavares you two are so cute! happy birthday matty ❤️

marner_93 the GOAT

user6 love you both

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yourusername the grind never stops 😏

tagged matthewknies, mapleafs & tiktok

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user1 this is giving 😍

user2 you’re so beautiful

user3 🔥🔥🔥

stephmarner okay business savvy ✨

yourusername the blazer is the only thing business savvy about me 😉

user4 something about matthew rolling both suitcases is so UGH 😩

matthewknies the grind never stops 😏

yourusername perv

user5 😍😍😍

user6 work slay

tiktok the admin queen 🙇‍♀️

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yourusername had to show my niece how cool her aunts job really is (uncle matty has nothing on me)

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user1 two cuties

brodeniem okayyyy jacket 😍

gabemccabe_ I wanna put u in my pocket

user2 nothing like a leafs win

user3 I was at this game 😎

user4 even from the back you’re slaying

matthewknies that’s not what she told me…🥶

yourusername she’s trying to soften the blow

user5 you’re that girl 🔥

user6 where are jace and axton

yourusername they wanted to ride with matthew 😭

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matthewknies smiling at the admin girl behind the camera (she’s cat calling me)

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user1 my goat

user2 you’re my favourite leaf

user3 😍😍😍

bobbymcmann I was also behind the camera so

yourusername bitter ? 🤭

user4 💙💙

yourusername you’re so hot I can’t do this anymore 😩🤩

user5 i’m obsessed with this relationship

user6 y/n so lucky bro

torontomapleleafs king

user7 the best 💪

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yourusername my absolute favourite time of year. ft; my beautiful gingerbread house setup, reading my nieces and nephews xmas stories, my sexy man, and my beautiful sis in law and brother 💌🎄

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user1 happy holidays guys 🎄

user2 ❤️❤️❤️

alynntavares my littles 🥰

user3 merry christmas!

matthewknies it’s giving baddie

josephwoll it’s giving xmas

yourusername who taught you guys to talk like that ?

user4 the little baby pjs 😭

user5 mother 🔥

user6 so obsessed with this family

johntavaresfdn merry christmas to the fam

user7 you’re an angel

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yourusername nathan phillips square weekend🤍

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tessavirtue17 lovely 🥰

user1 this is everything

user2 your shoes are eating

torontomapleleafs was looking forward to this post

user3 a walking angel ✨

stephmarner those SHOES 😍

imjustjokin missing you

user5 just blessed my feed 🤩

matthewknies i’m such a natural beauty

yourusername …

user6 they are both so hot life’s unfair

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yourusername spring turning into summer 🌷 although the hockey season ended earlier than expected, we are still enjoying and loving this time of year. I love summer ☀️

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user1 you’re glowing

alynntavares we love you 😘

amberdeb yasssss !

user2 bathing suit details ASAP

user3 ☀️☀️☀️

user4 summer content is superior

matthewknies the golf is subpar

yourusername ☕️

user5 so obsessed with you honestly 😩🔥

imjustjokin need this everyday with you 😎

yourusername i’m gunna miss u 😢 😘

user6 this is your look !

user7 HOT STUNNING AMAZING

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matthewknies summer with my favourite people🌊☀️🤍

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knies67 love it 😎

simon_benoit11 looking fly

yourusername back off

user1 king of the north

user2 goat behaviour

user3 i already know y/n is going to hate that sleeping pic 🤣

josephwoll golf stance goes crazy

matthewknies jelly ?

user4 😍😍😍

bobbymcmann omg I’m a favourite 🥳

user5 can ur girl fight? 😍

user6 to be in love with y/n ….

yourusername the sleeping picture - you’re praying on my downfall

matthewknies you look cute

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a/n: not spell checked currently.

I do not own any of these photos - full credits to original owners.

[parkersbliss]

if the crows had instagram

pairing; kaz brekker x female!reader, crows x platonic!reader warnings: cursing, I think that’s it? slight ooc bc they don't actually have social media lmaoooo a/n: I love the usernames guys it's my favorite part Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt List

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(Y/U/N) we take our job running the streets of ketterdam very seriously 😉

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kbrekker please do consider this a formal threat to any of our rivals out there.

inejsknife we WILL take you out

→ gamblingaddict2 on a date?

→ wylanvanew to ur grace 🪦

→ (Y/UN) grave?

→ wylanvanew bro I’m dyslexic stfu

xoxonina guys i look soooo sexy after killing somone

→ matthias.helvar 🤦‍♂️

→ xoxonina 😻😻 I don’t hear an argument

→ (Y/U/N) u do look so sexy babe

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(Y/U/N) girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter and get stupider 😘

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wylanvanew @/gamblingaddict2 she’s talking bout u

→ gamblingaddict2 I didn’t get stupider

→ kbrekker Yeah, you got a gambling addition and that’s so much better. 🙄

→ kuweimayo OOOOH HE CLOCKED YOUUU 🫵🏼🫵🏼

→ xoxonina ain’t no way we get a kuwei comment before gta6

→ matthias.helvar You don’t even play gta?

→ xoxonina no one does ITS NOT OUT

→ (Y/U/N) we can just play gta with the carriages wdym

→ inejsknife y'all talking about gta when we should be playing assassins creed

→ xoxonina you play that everyday in real life inej 🤨

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(Y/U/N) late happy birthday post to the guy who has the whole city at his feet. may you grow wiser and we get richer 🩷

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kbrekker Where did you get this photo.

→ (Y/U/N) 🤭 my collection

gamblingaddict2 HE SMILES???

xoxonina guys this doesn’t feel real

→ kbrekker It’s not.

→ (Y/U/N) it is

inejsknife kaz smiling before gta6?

wylanvanew nah this is fake af

→ (Y/U/N) as fake as ur dyslexia

→ wylanvanew omfg

matthias.helvar he doesn’t look so demon like here 🤔

→ kbrekker I AM a demon. 🙂

actuallynickfr yooo happy birthday my guy!! 🥳

→ kbrekker Thanks.

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(Y/U/N) the beauty of Ravka awaits...

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inejsknife she’s so peaceful when she’s not threatening someone

→ (Y/U/N) stoppppp 🥰🥰🥰

→ matthias.helvar I don’t think it’s a compliment.

→ inejsknife no it is

xoxonina BABES COME BACKKK we miss you!!!

gamblingaddict2 no seriously @/(Y/U/N) Kaz is like SO mean now

→ kbrekker You’re all just stupider now.

→ gamblingaddict2 SEE

wylanvanew bring back gifts. expensive gifts. 😊

→ (Y/U/N) with what money?

→ kbrekker The money I pay you?

zo.nav CANT WAIT TO SEE U

→ (Y/U/N) I have so much tea for you

actuallynickfr we are so excited to host you!

gamblingaddict2 guys pls let her come back tho like kaz is gonna kill me

→ inejsknife ^ last night he threw a painting at us 😔

→ matthias.helvar he is angry without his misses

→ xoxonina he ate my waffle 😭

→ kbrekker will you all shut up

🏷️ taglist: @navs-bhat, @alexxavicry @thelaststraw3, @smol-book-nerd @pinksstrawberry @cwritesforfun @metzz @renaissancewhxre @guacam011y, @d-a-r-k-s-w-a-n @black-rose-29

[pedroshotwifey]

*slaps more money on the table*

👀 So basically, I can’t seem to finish any WIPs with this man, he is a ball of lust but I can’t write him. 😭😭😭

Javier Peña you and your sexy self frustrate me! But I also want to request a Drabble for my birthday (Sunday 3/31 - which I should have requested this earlier this week. 😖)

Anyway whenever you finish it is fine.

I would like some sweetness and smut from Javi because if there’s a time to be completely self-indulgent, it’s on your birthday. 🥳

Thank you in advance love! ❤️

*Gives money back*

This one's on the house. 😉

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NERDIE!!! 🥳🥳🥳

As requested, here is your birthday sweetness and smut:

Pairing: Javier Peña x fem!reader

Rating: Explicit

W/C: 1.3k

Salty Sweet

*****

“Javi, are you home?” 

You take a step into your dark and too-quiet apartment, looking around for any trace of your boyfriend. You know, despite the fact that you couldn’t get your birthday off, Javi was able to stay home so he’d be here when you got back. But so far, it looks like he might be out. You frown, more curious as to where he might be than upset though. 

You sigh and slip your shoes off, exhausted from the day you had. It seems like you didn’t get a break at all on top of having to stay late. You love your job, but they really don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s your birthday or your last day on earth. If you want to keep up with the competitive pay, you better do what they ask, no matter how many hours of overtime you may be working. 

You’re taking your coat off when you hear a sudden clatter from the kitchen, and then a whispered curse right after. You can’t help the smile that creeps up. This idiot is trying to surprise you. If you had to guess, you’d say he probably just slammed his foot into one of the chairs in the dark.

“Javi?” you try to keep the amusement from breaching your tone. He doesn’t answer, of course, so you make your way to the kitchen. You reach to turn the light on but stop in your tracks at the sight that beholds you.

The entire kitchen is decorated. There are fairy lights hanging on the walls and around the table, ribbons and balloons in your favorite colors spread tastefully throughout the room, lit candles on every surface, and a cute birthday banner hanging on the back wall. And in the middle of it all is Javi, standing next to the table which holds what might be the most beautiful little cake you’ve ever seen. 

“Happy birthday, sweetheart,” he says through his beaming smile. He knows he did good. 

Your eyes start to get misty as you walk toward him and throw your arms around his neck. “Thank you so much, Javi. You didn’t have to do all this.” 

He tuts as he embraces you and presses a kiss to the side of your head. “Of course I didn’t have to, but you deserve it, hermosa. So much.” 

You lean up and press a kiss to his lips, a tear slipping down your cheek as you do so. You hadn’t realized how overwhelmed you’d been all day. Just as you deepen the kiss, Javi groans against your lips and forces himself back. 

“One more thing,” he breathes against your mouth before moving to the fridge. You watch with peaked interest as he swings the door open and pulls out a can of whipped cream. He shuts the door and smiles devilishly as he shakes the can. You open your mouth to ask what the hell that’s for at the same time he pats the table. 

“Hop up, cariño.” 

It’s not until you see the mischievous glint in his eye that you understand what he wants. You immediately feel a throb between your legs. The two of you had talked before about doing something like this, but you hadn’t realized it would be happening so soon. Not that you complain as you quickly follow his instructions and clamber onto the table. 

He smirks wildly at you as he pops the top off of the can and rucks your skirt up. You sit up and allow him to bunch it around your waist. A small shriek escapes your lips as Javi brings your panties down as well, leaving you bare for him. 

You can already see the bulge pressing against his pants. When you look at his face, his expression is almost pained as he looks between your thighs. 

“Gonna taste even sweeter now, baby,” he practically moans. His eyes flick up to catch your stare and he flashes you a smile. “Lay back for me,” he instructs. You obey quickly, laying down until the back of your head touches the table. 

The first spurt of the cold cream comes unexpectedly, making you yelp as it lands on your clit and starts to slide down. Javi only laughs. “Always so sensitive,” he teases. 

You whimper in response as you stare at the dimly-lit ceiling. Even though you’re not watching him right now, you know that Javi’s getting on his knees in front of you. He gently parts your folds with his thumbs as the melting whipped cream travels to your hole. Just as you feel it land there, he leans forward and scoops it up with his tongue, so gentle that it makes you shiver. 

Your hips chase his mouth as he pulls away, but his hand comes up to push one of your knees. 

“Javi, p-please,” you beg quietly. You’re almost surprised how quickly this has gotten you pent up. 

He chuckles as you let your eyes drift to his kneeling form. “Patience, baby,” is all he says. He keeps his eyes on yours as he lifts the can again and squirts some whipped cream into his mouth and then sets it down again. He just winks before leaning forward and putting his mouth on your cunt. 

You moan as he starts to spread it with his lips and tongue, making a complete mess out of you. The sensation of both the heat and cold makes you dizzy, delirious for more. It’s unlike anything you’ve ever felt before, the cold and softness of it mixed with his strong, warm tongue as it begins to lick up and down and inside of you. 

He holds your thighs open as he swirls your clit with the tip of his tongue before going lower and dipping it into your hole. 

“God, you taste so fucking good, hermosa,” he praises through a groan. 

“Feels good,” you moan in reply. 

Suddenly, you feel his tongue push into you again, fucking you with the muscle as he reaches for the can again. He curls within you as he puts another squirt on your clit. When he comes back up to envelop your clit with his plush lips, the cream sloshing between the two of you,  your hands find their way into his hair. You tug on the strands as he sucks harshly, flicking his tongue as he does so. He drinks up the cream and alternates between pressure as he swallows. 

It doesn’t take long for you to start to feel your body warming in suspense of an orgasm. Javi continues to tease and suckle your clit, and when he takes a hand off of your thigh to slide a finger inside of you, you know you’re done for. He hooks his finger as he pumps it and you’re immediately clenching around it, moaning as you pull his hair harder. 

He helps you through it, growling and sending vibrations to your twitching clit before removing his finger and licking up the mixture of your release and the whipped cream. He keeps licking and sucking until there’s barely a trace of the sweet dessert left on your cunt. When he’s done, he licks his lips and sits black to look at your face. 

You’re panting, covered in a thin sheen of sweat, and looking utterly gorgeous. He finds himself smiling as you shoot him a grin, already knowing what the next words from your mouth are going to be. 

“Your turn.” 

As much as he would like that, he knows it’ll have to wait a bit. He still has a pile of presents to give you and your favorite dinner to make. Tonight is about you, but he certainly won’t object if you still want to return this favor a little later.

[rocknrollbabe14]

Professor Quinn teaserrrrrr

Ratings: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!

Professor Quinn forgets your birthday…..or does he?

Ratings: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

Your alarm clock went off, immediately causing you to slam your hand on it to silence it. A soft groan escaped your lips, but quickly faded when you remembered what day it was. Today was your 23rd birthday and that instantly made today a little better. It was not unusual for you to set four alarms in the mornings. You had never been a morning person—except today that is.

Peeling the covers back, you sat up and began to stretch. You’d fell asleep in your usual attire—tank top and panties. Your phone dinged, causing you to immediately unplug it from charging.

-Good morning beautiful. Can’t wait to see you in class. X

You had not saved his number in your phone and didn’t plan on doing it anytime soon. But you couldn’t help the smile that curved across your lips.

-Good morning. And thank you. ❤️ Can’t wait to see you too.

You tried to ignore the ping of the disappointment that creeped into your chest upon realizing that he hadn’t wished you happy birthday. A week ago, you were in his bed—maybe even cuddled up to him after mind-blowing sex and you remembered explicitly mentioning that your birthday was this week. Maybe he was going to surprise you. Or maybe he had forgotten.

-Can’t help but think about what you’re gonna wear, love. Wanna show me or tell me?

Quickly, you typed back a response.

-Thinking I may just surprise you. 😉

Dropping hints much?

-Aw. Want to make your professor wait?

Your stomach twisted and ached at his words. Biting your lip, you texted back again.

-No but doesn’t everyone love a good surprise? I can show you what I slept in last night….if you want……

You laid your phone back down, closing your eyes for a moment. Until you heard thing ping of your phone again.

“Someone’s popular this morning!”, Tori chimed in from outside of your door. “Was just making sure you’re up for your morning anatomy class.”

“I’m up.”, you responding through a laugh, picking your phone up again.

-FUCK YES. PLEASE. 🥵

You smirked lightly before laying back in bed, making sure there was a good angle of you. For one, you were usually never confident enough to take sexy pictures of yourself. You didn’t really consider yourself “sexy” but he was quick to reassure you that you were indeed both sexy and beautiful. It was nice to hear it, something you would never grow tired of. The guys you had dated before had never made you feel the way he does.

You pulled your tank top up lightly to give a good angle of your lace panties, leaving little to the imagination and snapped a few different pictures, and wasting no time sending them to him before getting up out of bed and slipping out of your tank top and putting on your push-up bra, adjusting it lightly. Professor Quinn—or Joe as he had asked you to call him convinced you that you didn’t need a push up bra to make your boobs look good. It had been a hard adjustment since you all had began to see each other more and more.

It started with you being drunk at the party, a decision you were originally embarrassed of but had led you down the path you were on now. It was also originally very casual sex or so you’d thought. It began happening after class, in his office, eventually leading to his house. He had offered to make dinner for you one night after he got off work and how could you say no? He was a woman’s dream—great personality, sexy looks, great job, a great house, great car. He had done well for himself and that only made him more attractive.

A smile spread across your face as your stomach flipped.

-FUCKKKK, you’re killing me baby. Only thing that would make it better is for you to be naked and in my bed.

-And just when am I getting that chance again? 🥺

-Let me check my schedule and I’ll let you know soon, love. Be careful coming to class. See you soon. X

You frowned lightly at his response, clearly disappointed with his cryptic answer. Tossing your phone lightly, you finished getting ready. All you could think about was the possibility of him forgetting your birthday and if he did, it would hurt you. You knew that sounded stupid. Sighing, you took one last look in the mirror at your outfit before doing your make up. You had decided on a black long sleeve shirt, a plaid skirt, black tights, and black knee length boots.

For once, you felt confident. You did look sexy in this. If this didn’t grab his attention, you weren’t sure what would. Grabbing your backpack weighed down with your books and laptop, you decided you would grab coffee on the way.

“Have a good day in your sexy professor’s class.”, Tori winked.

You winced lightly. You had hoped she would lay off the comments about your “sexy professor.” It was easy for her to make those jokes before you had entered a relationship with him.

Shall I continue???? 🫠 comment and let me know!

[thesargasmicgoddess]

1. What’s your favorite place, other than a bed, to have sex? 16. Do you have a favorite erotica/porn trope? 18. What kinds of music do you think are the sexiest? Are there particular artists you like to have sex to? 47. What kind of lighting do you like to have sex in? Happy birthday, hope 42 is good for you!

1. You may have noticed that I find the mix of proper and naughty quite sexy. Something about the juxtaposition of curated discipline on the outside and explicit intent on the inside just pushes my buttons. (I could go on and on about the psychological and societal constructs of this for me, but I'll spare you🤣) That's a roundabout way of me saying that I love to be naughty in proper places. Office desks, dining tables, kitchen counters, country clubs 🤭 But office naughty time is definitely fun, hence my entire category of office/work inspired smut 🤣

I wouldn't even have to have sex, the idea of just making out in an office or somewhere proper is quite hot. It's not the physical act per se, but the intensity of it all that turns me on. I still want to make out in an elevator, but I need to find an elevator ride that lasts long enough 🤣 Speaking of which, The Shard in London is a very tall building, @thecheekyenglishguy any thoughts? (poor man gets so much shit from me lol🤣😈)

16. I love that term "porn trope" 🤣🤣. It really is very mood dependent. I'm quite well-versed with porn (Looking at you @whosthisfkingguy 🤣) so there is a wide variety of stuff I've seen. But my "go tos" would probably be the Deeper series because I love how they try to capture the mental intensity in sex. I love power exchanges and the intimacy/vulnerability of them. Although I have to say bespoke porn from tumblr mutuals is quite a lot of fun too. Especially when you get to see things that require trust 😉😈

18. I've never listened to music during sex. I make plenty of noise 🤣🤣🤣 Sexy music....hmm, there's a lot. But here's a few I'd strip to 🤣

47. I like all the lights on. I want to see EVERYTHING. Even better if there are mirrors 😉😈

Thanks for asking!

[hotchshands]

fave cm eps

* these hit different

a list of cm eps with my reactions/comments about each and the occasional pic of hotch

s1 e6: LDSK

- i’m a whore

- hands on the hips😫

- the suit, the fluffy hair, the sunglasses🥵

- him teaching spence to shoot🥺

- him being a bully to spence to get to the unsub 😓 but like it’s hot…

s1 e7: the fox

- “is this your daddy” lol yes he’s my daddy😩 (9:30)

- derek in a suit

- 😳 why gideon screaming like that (14:11)

s1 e10: the popular kids

- reid i beg you please stop putting that much sugar in your coffee😭

- derek in a suit again😩

- hotch and elle 😳 they are the reason for my bisexuality😭

s1 e16: the tribe *

- the way he pulled out his baton…🥵 (38:28)

- him without his blazer/suit jacket on!!!

- i want him to toss me around like that and throw me on a table😩

s1 e19

- happy birthday daddy🥳

- …marriage troubles 👀 👹

- lol him sitting on the plane pouting like a baby🥺 (6:30)

s1 e21

- they go to the CIA😩

- princess diana’s death was definitely not an accident… penelope’s right

s1 e22

- hotch in a pirate hat🏴‍☠️

- him & haley 🤢 THAT SHOULD BE ME😤 smh

- smily hotch tho🥺

- spence and his mom🥺

- i’m just gonna pretend that that’s me being all lovely dovey w hotch and well you know😉

- i can see his right boob😮‍💨

- not her showing up at the BAU

s2 e1

- hotch sitting like a whore… sir i will come over there and jump you😩

- he did the tie thing😩

- not spence having his mom to help them on the case😭

- spencer’s mom >>>>

s2 e2

- spence with glasses🤓

s2 e5

- hotch standing like a whore (30:10)

- elle said fuck the law

s2 e9

- emily arrives!!

s2 e10

- imagine waking up next to hotch😩

- sir-😳

s2 e12: profiler profiled

- reid being a goofball

s3 e14: damaged

- 👁👄👁

- sir-

- ooooh divorce 👀 rip

s3 e19

- i hate to say this but i feel like that blonde lawyer and hotch probably had some 🌶 but for the stake of my sanity… i’m paranoid and they did nothing together☺️

- derek calling penelope babygirl for the first time🥺

- hotch calling out some lawyer for wearing a fake rolex 😭

s4 e16: pleasure is my business*

- megan kane my love🥰

- “how am i a whore?”

s5 e6: the eyes have it

- his tan skin with that suit🥵

- his hair has finally grown a bit thank goodness

- his face is so pretty 🥺🥴

s5 e10: the slave of duty

- hotch helping jack with his tie🥺

- lol not the bau carrying haley’s coffin rip girlie

- also emily i can see your boobs😩 i’m looking respectfully

- his voice is so sexy🥵 daddy? i’m sorry daddy? 🥺

- spence’s long hair… a flop🤢

- i know he’s talking about his dead ex-wife but god damn sir😩 i beg of you

- jack looks so sad😭

s5 e22: the internet is forever

- “what did you do, join a boy band?”

s6 e6: devil’s night*

- dad!hotch

- jack is soooo cute🥺

- i wanna crave pumpkins and go trick or treating with them😭

s6 e9: into the woods

- he’s wearing his quarter-zip😩

s6 e22: out like a light

- soccer coach! hotch 🤪

- 💦💦💦💦

s7 e1: it takes a village *

- beard!hotch 🥵💦

- bark bark woof woof grrrrr 🥴

- his hair grew 😩

- him sitting in front of the chairman in court 👀

s7 e2: proof *

- cooking lessons🍝

- i wanna be mad at him but he too sexy🥴

- is it just me or did he lose weight??? he looks skinnier 👀

s7 e4: painless

- jack + hotch 🥺🥰

s7 e6: epilogue

- he looks so sudjbdjd this season🥵

- ARMS

- rolled up sleeves 🥴

- “hotch rocket” 😭 yes penelope!!!!

- please shot me sir 🥺🔫

s7 e10: the bittersweet science

- not beth🙄

- smily hotch🥺

s7 e11: true genius *

- saw a gif of hotch’s hand from this ep so i’m adding it to the list🤰

- ok but his hands!!! 😩 oh and don’t forget the rolex🥵 (8:06)

- spencer speaking at some event lol he looks so cute — oh and emily’s there too for some reason

- spence girlies come get y’all’s juice

- he’s so socially awkward… me too😔

s7 e13: snake eyes

- derek and penelope 🥰

- ok but like derek… 💦💦💦

s7e14: closing time

- smily hotch 🥺

- …beth again🙄

- valentine’s day!!!

- date night things

s8 e10: the lesson

- he’s so pretty🥰🥰🥰

s8 e12: zugzwang *

- the way he just pushed reid into that hallway😩 that should be me!!

s9 e5: route 66

s9 e22: fatal

- hotch with kids👀

- not that teacher having a crush on him but like i don’t blame her cause bitch me too… however imma find where she lives 👹

s10 e5: boxed in *

- 🌧🌧🌧☔️☔️

- 🎃🎃🎃🎃

s10 e13: nelson’s sparrow *

- cabin in the woods🪵

- rip the best founding father of the bau

- he looks so BIG🥵

- 🥹🥹🥹🥹

s10 e19: beyond borders *

s10 e20: a place at the table

s11 e9: internal affairs *

- hotch sitting in a chair

s11 e22: the storm

- hotch gets arrested rip

[ruminate88]

Emotional Baggage and Self Respect: Objectified 12/11/24

I feel bad for my current man cuz I feel he’s getting the brunt of my emotional baggage… Just, men are pigs. Men in my past just wanna use me up and don’t care if I’m happy or sad.

my first birthday as a married woman, my husband buys me sexy lingerie for my birthday 😠😠😠 like wtf?? It’s my birthday and yet it felt like his birthday instead…. My own mother told me it was “kind of romantic” 💀😝😕😕 dude no…. I cried. I felt so insulted like, my husband knows I’ve been in bad relationships and hurt yet, you use my birthday to buy yourself outfits that I’m gonna wear for you…. My husband said how excited he was at work buying me all these “outfits” and paid a lot of money for them… grr….

I tried to make sense of it all. Why was I so insulted??? My husband acted like he had good intentions. He also bought me a digital picture frame that year too but … I was upset for sure. Men ONLY think of themselves. Now, my husband is the only man in my life who has finacially supported me or ever bought me stuff. My first boyfriend let me pay for every thing. Then all my other relationships were online but all they care about is seeing my boobs. They ain’t buying me a nice steak dinner.

my husband however, would buy me a steak dinner without question. My husband would spend money on me without question and he has just…. I don’t wanna be ANY MAN’S SEX TOY 😠😠😠 I WANT RESPECT!!! Obviously my husband never bought me a sexy outfit again when he seen how upset it made me so, not sure he was ever doing it to hurt me but…. Ugh I was so so so scared, like, you gonna be toxic like my exes and treat me like an object too??? 😭😢

my husband was super gentle when we were dating and I did not feel he was abusive but then for my birthday you buying me all these outfits that is basically serving YOU!!!! One outfit was a school girl costume and it didn’t even fit right. 🤪😝💀 I wore it anyway and he loved it. Just…. At some point, I stopped wearing sexy outfits altogether like you gotta earn that boy. You want me to be slutty??? Prove to me you got my 110% best interest at heart and then I’ll show you my freaky side 😉😉😉 cuz I got one deep down…. That’s been my problem all along. Before in the past, I was freaky with these toxic men and they abuse it. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!! I’ll pleasure my own self instead. No man gonna abuse me again.

[pintsizeninja]

Writing Update

I have a bit of exciting news to share - my birthday is later this month, so as a birthday present to myself, I commissioned a really fantastic artist to create an Odin/Zane piece for me! They'll be starting work on it this month, and I'll be writing a spicy one-shot to accompany it. The tentative title is "Hello, Happy Birthday" and it will take place sometime between Gods in Disguise and Ragnarök.

I'm also hard at work revising and expanding the first fic in the series, Talented Voice. It was the first piece of fanfiction I published in over 10 years, and while I'm still proud of it, I wrote it on a whim and had no idea it would spawn an entire 5-part (and counting!) series. There are some aspects of Odin and Zane's characters that don't match how I ended up writing them later on, and since it's the first time they get together, I want it to align with the rest of the sexy scenes I've written. I hope to share that will you all soon!

Warriors, Poets and Elder Gods Update:

This was a bit of an awful week for me personally, so I didn't make a ton of progress word-count wise (still over 5k words, but not as much as last week by far) - however, I did finish the first chapter, and the second chapter is just a few hundred words shy of being finished as well! I actually had to split what I'd originally envisioned as the first chapter into three separate chapters. In other words, this is going to be one long-ass fic. It's already sitting at about 15K words and I haven't even gotten to the first canon event (the sparsely detailed AWE in 1978) yet! Turns out I have a lot to say about Odin's life, who knew. 😉

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You

The Most Radiant & Mysterious Dutch👩 🇳🇱❤ Actress & Former Model In Hollywood & Former Sexy Telepathic Redheaded👩‍🦰 X-Men Of The X-Men Movie Franchise 🎥

Famke Beumer Janssen was born On November 5th, 1964 in Amstelveen, the Netherlands. She has two sisters, director Antoinette Beumer and actress Marjolein Beumer.

She is a Dutch actress and former model. She played Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye (1995), Jean Grey / Phoenix in the X-Men film series (2000–2014), and Lenore Mills in the Taken film trilogy (2008–2014). In 2008, she was appointed a Goodwill Ambassador for Integrity by the United Nations. She made her directorial debut with Bringing Up Bobby in 2011. She is also known for her roles in the Netflix original series Hemlock Grove (2013–2015), FX's Nip/Tuck (2003–2010), and ABC's How to Get Away with Murder (2014–2020). Janssen starred in the 2017 NBC crime thriller The Blacklist: Redemption & Many Other Films 🎥 & TV Shows 📺 After That In Later Years.

Please Wish This Radiant & Mysterious Dutch👩 🇳🇱❤ Actress & Former Model In Hollywood. A Very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

YOU ALL KNOW HER, AT LEAST ALL THE MEN DO 😉 IN HER YEARS IN ACTING

YOU SEEN HER AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IN X-MEN FILMS 🎥 AS MUCH AS HUGH JACKMAN & SHE GOT POWER UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU SEEN

& SHE STILL HAS THAT RADIANT DUTCH BEAUTY THAT STILL TURNS HEADS 😍

THE 1 & THE ONLY

MS. FAMKE BEUMER JANSSEN👩🇳🇱❤ AKA JEAN GREY👩‍🦰 OF THE X-MEN FILM FRANCHISE 🎥

HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MS. JANSSEN👩🇳🇱❤👩‍🦰 & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME

#FamkeJanssen #JeanGrey #XmenMovies #XmenSaga #XeniaOnatopp #007Goldeneye #LenoreMills #Taken

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

Yo you had a Joong dream? Tell me why I had a San dream. Specifically(here comes the delulu) I woke up several times bc I’ve had a migraine for two days and it’s been miserable 🙃, but when I fell back asleep this morning and woke up from this dream was at midnight(on his birthday) in Seoul.

The dream was a cute date, I can’t remember much but there was cuddling I think. I distinctly remember we were walking side by side outside, and he put his arm around my shoulders and I leaned in and put my arm around his waist. I leaned in further and wrapped my other arm around his waist from the front so I was like side hugging him while we were walking. I remember him being so warm and cozy(literally physically felt how warm he was) and very solid(?) if that makes sense. I just felt so safe and warm and cared for kinda. Like he was being very sweet, duh it’s San 🙄. And it started raining and he grabbed my hand and we started running to get to cover. And we did and ya ya blah blah we were soaking wet and laughing super hard and he was being cuddly while we waited for a ride so I didn’t get too cold. (That’s when I woke up) He was just so fucking warm and like solid and strong? Like big arms around me and like hugging him like just solid is the only word I can think of.

Annnyyywwaaayyysss now I want that gross cute shit and cuddles but I’m ALONE

But imagine you get under the cover after running through the rain and his tshirt is wet and stuck to him and yours is too and you’re freezing and he’s cuddling you but you can’t help but notice how fucking hot he looks because he’s being so so affectionate and caring and at the same time I can see his “rippling pectorals” through his shirt and his hair is wet and he just pushed it back with a couple pieces hanging in his face. So you get in a taxi and go back to his place and dry off. He changes into dry clothes and gives you a dry hoodie and sweats of his. He starts making you some tea and some soup, but you can’t shake the way your skin lights up every time he touches you. You decide sneak a cheeky little kiss on his kind of neck/shoulder and then he kisses you back on the forehead and tells you how beautiful you are in his clothes. He then strokes your cheek and asks if you’re still cold. You say yes so he pulls you into his arms. When you look up at him, the tension in the room could be cut with a knife. He leans in to kiss you and you accidentally let out a lil whimper. He pulls back to look at you quizzically and read your face but your pupils are blown out. You don’t even notice but you have a death grip on his shirt sleeves so he turns off the stove and says he’ll worry about the soup later and picks you up by the backs of your thighs and carries you to his room and proceeds to really warm you up and kisses every inch of your skin and then devours you like the good service top he is.

*sigh* yeahhhh….

Happy Sannie Day(and Sunday or whatever day it is for you) thank you for continuing to feed us romance and filth and I’m obsessed with your page. Keep being amazing and wonderful and stay thirsty 😉.

Xx,

🖤Anon

Babygirl, thank you so much for the DETAIL!!!

You left an entire bakery here for me and I ate ALLLLL THE CRUMBS AND PASTRIES!

I have nothing but appreciation to contribute to how beautiful your mind works and how romantic and sensual this moment feels.

San with dark, wet hair hanging in his eyes just does SOMETHING! ALOT OF THINGS TO ME!

The man could wear a potato sack and still look sexy and he's so talented and has such a soft soul and sparkling personality!!!

San honestly shows more care and nurture into Atiny's than I see some men do in their REAL-LIFE RELATIONSHIPS with their REAL PARTNERS!

I think that's why parasocial relationships with the members of Ateez are so severe because their paid fanservice is more fulfilling than most situationships and casual partners now.

They also need us as much as we need them which I didn't realise until I saw so many of fancalls with San where his face genuinely lights up at atiny's remarks and compliments.

So, I feel like the parasocial relationship on their end is more than what I was anticipating.

Anyway, I got my attention diverted but thank you for this beautiful piece of work, I will dream well tonight.

PLease keep commenting, sharing your thoughts, supporting and just being you :)

[socialfakes]

start to finish- milo manheim

[milo won the poll so here it is. also, this social media thing is runoff from a fic i was working on back when i had my iphone so the'y/n' in this situation is 'abby'. enjoy! ps; reads better on desktop]

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milomanheim | we like dancing in the rain 🕺🏻

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megdonnelly this > anything 😊

defaultedabby wow the timer finally worked for you? | milomanheim yeah, finally 🤣

jspencermac she’s a keeper 😉 | defaultedabby you’re a keeper ❤️

fanuser1 who is this, milo? We need to know 😫

fanuser2 NEW RELATIONSHIP ALERT?!?!

curlysuede you and who? Who is this?  | milomanheim my best friend, of course

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defaultedabby | celebrating a special day today so i thought y’all should get to see the most adorable photo in the world milomanheim happy birthday bubs. i looooove you 🥰

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milomanheim so happy i get to celebrate with you every year. you’re the best 😊

fanuser3 he’s a cutie

milosbiggestfan milo my love. you’re luckyto be his friend. i’d give anything for that

manheimfan wow what a cutie

megdonnelly he used to be cute. What happened? 😂 | defaultedabby he became handsome  | milomanheim yeah. and now i’m sexy, right? 😉

jspencermac that’s the face of someone who certainly knows how to get what he wants 😂  | milomanheim well who could say no 😂😂  | defaultedabby ^ 👍🏻

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defaultedabby | 🍕🥰 milomanheim

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milomanheim rather have pizza with my squid than with anyone else 🥰

megdonnelly the greatest duo there ever was 😂  | defaultedabby i disagree. i believe you and i are superior 😉  | milomanheim rude ^  | megdonnelly awe i think you hurt his feelings

fanuser4 how is he so cute???  | defaultedabby 🤷🏻‍♀️

jspencermac this trip was fun  | defaultedabby still got lots of pizzerias to try 😊

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defaultedabby | quite literally the most perfect person in the world & an even more perfect prom date 🥰 milomanheim

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fanuser5 are you guys dating or something? it really seems like it 🤔  | milomanheim no we are not. i can assure you  | defaultedabby no we are not. i can guarantee you

megdonnelly perfect prom AND prawn date 😂😉

milomanheim why did you crop yourself out of the pic?  | defaultedabby needed to focus on the perfection here and i looked weird in the pic  | milomanheim false. you never look weird  | jspencermac i agree with milo  | defaultedabby ❤❤

fanuser6 well hello there 😉

zaddisonforlife damn

fanuser7 hottie alert!

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milomanheim | christmas with squid 🐙🥰 defaultedabby

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jspencermac she’s a beaut, my friend 😉 | defaultedabby ❤🥰

defaultedabby love you, puff 😉

megdonnelly the cutest :D  | defaultedabby love you ❤

peytonelizabethlee you guys went for coffee without me?!?!? I am offended 🥺  | defaultedabby tomorrow?  | peytonelizabethlee yes!

fanuser8 so this is your girlfriend? wow. way to go, milo. she’s so pretty  | milomanheim i know right? but she’s not my girlfriend 😊  | defaultedabby not his girlfriend but thank you 🥰

fanuser9 you guys have gotta be dating 🙃

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defaultedabby | christmas with puff 🐡🥰 milomanheim

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milomanheim the best present 😉

camrynmanheim puff and squid, together again. makes my heart happy 😊  | defaultedabby i love you ❤  | milomanheim ❤

fanuser10 hes cute  | defaultedabby the cutest 😉

defaultedabby before anyone asks, we are NOT dating

jspencermac you’re welcome for getting him home 😊  | defaultedabby forever grateful for you 🥰😊

fanuser11 as much as i want you two to be dating, i’m actually convinced the actual couple is you and jspencermac  | jspencermac nope  | defaultedabby deffs not 😂  | jspencermac ^ ouch 😢

fanuser12 are you sure you guys aren’t dating?

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defaultedabby | so proud of Puff 🐡🥰 wally couldn’t have been more perfect & that jacket? wow 🔥😉🤤 milomanheim paramountplus

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peytonlist best scene partner, obvi 😊

milomanheim the jacket is coming home 😉  | defaultedabby good 😉  | fanuser13 mhm definitely not dating 😂

addisonraee 🔥🔥  | defaultedabby ^👍🏻

megdonnelly oh milo i miss you ☹  | milomanheim miss you too meg ☹  | defaultedabby you don’t miss me? man i sure feel offended 😭  | megdonnelly of course i miss you. i miss you the absolute most 😯❤  | defaultedabby we come back home soon. can’t wait to see you 😊

fanuser14 did you go with him to film? that’s some couple behavior right there  | milomanheim no it’s best friend behavior. plus it was a surprise  | defaultedabby his mom couldn’t be there so she sent me to support him, just like i always do 😊

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defaultedabby | who knew that a slytherin & a hufflepuff would have such a great friendship? Ps; the only slytherin i like 🤗

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fanuser15 ‘friendship’ my ass. you guys are totally dating 😂

milomanheim you are the only hufflepuff i like 😊 | defaultedabby ❤❤

fanuser16 he looks good in glasses

jspencermac never seen a better friendship  | defaultedabby so what do you call ours? 😂  | fanuser11 i believe it would be called a relationship | defaultedabby you again? 🙄

wizardingworld he could be harry potter if he wanted to 😊  | milomanheim if he was a slytherin 😂

megdonelly slytherins suck. ravenclaws are the best  | milomanheim you take that back. we do NOT suck  | defaultedabby slytherins do suck but milo is the ONLY exception ❤  | milomanheim i’ll take it 😊

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milomanheim | surprise 😯   ive learned a lot in my teenage years but the main thing is to never let anyone you truly love get away defaultedabby is not only my best friend but she is also the squid to my puff and i honestly could not love her more ❤

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defaultedabby i love you way more than i could ever EVER express milo ❤♾

fanuser 3 I FREAKING KNEW IT!!!

fanuser12 I knew this the entire time 😂 but congratulations

jspencermac my favorite couple  | megdonnelly x2  | peytonlist x3  | peytonelizabethlee x4  | defaultedabby I love you all tremendously  | jspencermac but obviously not as much as milo 😉

fanuser14 anyone want to talk about that ring she’s wearing? 🤔  | camrynmanheim it means nothing…yet 😉 maybe in the future though

camrynmanheim 21 years in the making 😉❤

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defaultedabby | love of my life, platonically 😊 just kidding. milomanheim ;the love of my life, literally. ever since we were in diapers, i had a feeling this loser would hold the biggest piece of my heart forever. Not only my best friend, but my person entirely and the puff to my squid. milo has taught me so much and i could not love him more ❤

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milomanheim we said puff and squid forever when we were 6 and we truly meant it, huh? ❤

peytonlist omg you two are seriously too cute 😊 can’t wait for the wedding 😉  | milomanheim relax, dude. we are just dating rn  | peytonlist for now 😉

megdonnelly never saw anybody cuter than you two 😊  | defaultedabby we love you ❤  | milomanheim 😊

camrynmanheim i am so thankful for you 😊  | defaultedabby i am so thankful for you too & thank you for giving me the opportunity to love your son ❤  | camrynmanheim thank you for making him so happy ❤

fanuser11 my favorite couple 😊

fanuser9 i really knew about this the whole time & nobody believed me 😂

[soulaanadelrey]

Happy Birthday!

But don’t you always look cute and sexy?

You right 😉😉

[spookyserenades]

So so so much to say about this chapter and yet so little organization in my brain but we're gonna try anyways:

First of all Namjoon being just so protective and sweet?! Could get down on one knee for this man I swear🥰🥰 Also him being so irritated over her not looking after herself properly OMG?! HIM NUZZLING HER NECK AND SITTING HER DOWN ON HIS LAP ?!?! LOVE HIM I SWEAR😭

Jimin and Hoseok being so serious and concerned?! Jimin lightly scolding her cause he's worried but also being so soft and understanding about it?! Could die😫 Hoseok taking the time to have a serious conversation about it and then MARK her?! UGHHHH😫😫

YOONGI AND JIN BEING SO SO SO CONCERNED AND PROTECTIVE?! FALLING APART AND YEARNING FOR HER SAFETY AND RETURN?! IM GOING FERAL!!!😫😫😫 Yoongi's soft moment when he's opening up about his mom?!🥹🥹🥹 Them teaming up to comfort her and keep her safe while they sleep?! MY HEART😭😭😭 also Jin, I see you, com'ere *daddy*😏😏😏

JUNGKOOK NIPPLE PIERCINGS AND BACK TAT?!?!😩😩😩 ALSO HE MIGHT NOT SHOW IT BUT HIS FIRST PRIORITY WHEN THEY WERE UNDER ATTACK WAS TO GET HER THE FUCK OUT HE CARES SO MUCH😭😭😭

Tae and I are no longer on speaking terms.

The ghosts are getting fucking scary, I dunno how the trio deals with it cause I'd be shaking and crying in a corner in fetal position😭😭😭

IM SO HAPPY FOR ALL THE HYBRIDS, THEY'RE FINALLY BEING ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY AND STARTING TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMAN BEINGS TOO😭😭 #HybridRights✊

LOVED LOVED LOVED THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH, I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE GOT SO MUCH ATTENTION AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY COMPOSED❤️❤️❤️❤️

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HELLOOO CHERRY!

UGH Joonie bug 😭 I just am so excited for his protective wolfish instincts to get stronger and stronger with each update (and as he falls in love 😉) AH like he's done so much growing over the course of the series, going from more wild and distrustful to really attempting to get used to more human emotions. He's really starting to watch over Y/N and it's not only super sweet but also VERY sexy... Ooof like when he nuzzled into her neck yeah I'd fold. And when he tenderly helped her with her nosebleed :( down bad horrifically.

Jimin scolding her was very much needed IMO. I don't think Y/N would have shown the others the audio otherwise, which would have caused a total fucking shitstorm if the other hybrids found out she kept that from them. He was nice about it though, which I think was sweet of him-- he was the best choice to convince stubborn Y/N. Hoseok toooooo he was probably not only worried about her but also his bestie Jinnie, who would literally become a shell of a person if something happened to Y/N. AH but when he marked her... such a stark difference from the first time, when he was so rough. EEE nice to see a serious side of Hoseok!

!!!!!!! YOONJIN! They literally were fighting for their LIVES when they listened to that audio. Call it hybrid devotion! I'd say they both consider Y/N to be their mate, so hearing something like that totally sent them into panic mode. 🥺 But that part where they both hold her to sleep the night after the investigation is everything to me. Both set their pride aside for her, just to keep her feeling safe 😭

I've been sitting on that part of Yoongi's backstory for a while, his history with his mom. He's one of the only (besides ONE other!) That came from a natural birth, not from a lab. We'll see how this makes Yoongi different from the others as time goes on! And I can't wait to write his birthday scene, it'll definitely be vvvvv intimate 💕

Don'tttt get me started on soft dom Jin. I literally had to take like five water breaks writing that scene until I was like fuck it and cracked open a vodka seltzer LMAO 🥵

As for Tae.... we're all very upset with him rn, even if we can't blame him for trying to move on or distract himself 😭

Hehehehehhe I love to spook y'all with the paranormal scenes!! I too would be shitting bricks if that happened to me but also I wanna investigate hauntings sooo bad so I'd probably stick it out!

I'M HAPPY FOR THEM TOOOOOO LIKE OO I CAN SEE JIMIN TAKING SOME UNI CLASSES AND HOSEOK COACHING HIS LIL TRACK TEAM 🥺 Hopefully more laws will be passed, like banning of hybrid sport hunting 😡

AHH THANK YOU SO SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY YOU LOVED THIS CHAPTER!!! I'm glad you think everyone had a little moment, too, we love balance ❤️ Love u cherry!!!

[mybiasisexo]

Technically, it’s still the 11th here in the United States, but….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEHUN 🎉🎂🎁🎊

Damn I can’t believe that all of exo are officially in their 30s. I feel so old, even tho I’m younger than them lol 😂. But I hope sehun is celebrating his birthday with the people he loves and cares about and he has fun. I mean, u only turn 30 once 😏😉.

Woot woot 🥳🥳🥳

It is so crazy. A group of 30 yo 🤧🤧. What rain say? Sexy 30???

But yes I hope he’s enjoying his bday and isn’t freaking out too much. I can’t see him doing that, but it’s a hard pill to swallow for a lot of us lmao