#happiness was never an option

[your-mom-i-guess]

Charles being there for Carlos and watching him one last time in red from a distance 😭

[suegikuapologist]

I just feel like soukoku is bound to be written as a tragedy because I was going to write this one shot inspired in the lakes by taylor swift, which is a lovely song. and I thought "ok, I'm going to use a trope roulette to add something more to this". It gave me:

• friends to lovers!! ♡

• BETRAYAL

so the cute one I was going to write is a little tragic now

[sillylanzhou]

think about how yoohyun spent yoojin's first birthday since awakening at their old house alone while yoojin spent it in his mandatory service waiting for yoohyun's call all day, one that never came...

[dieclownschaft]

OFFSIDE??????????? KILL YOURSELF

[guinevereslancelot]

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

[kaiserouo]

"Huh."

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[gafurtle]

ART to MB: I would defer to your expertise in shooting and killing things. You should defer to mine in data analysis.

Also ART: I have...debris deflection capabilities.

Also ART: Oh hey I armed my pathfinders

Also ART: Let's bomb them!

Also ART: I call it...Operation Fiery Destruction

Also ART: Literally does kill invaders on its ship

[moeblob]

can I have a Welt Yang from Honkai Star Rail? he's my grandpa and I love him.

I firmly agree with "he's my grandpa and I love him". He's also the reason I even started to play HSR! (bonus Himeko)

[lloydfrontera]

i also like to think that as children javier and og lloyd got locked in a toxic cycle where javier felt like he had to. make up. for og lloyd's bad behavior. like a part of him recognized that his presence in the household was causing og lloyd to act up even worse than he already did normally and he tried to make up for the trouble he 'caused' by being as good of a kid as he could. and this in turn made og lloyd hate him even more because he saw it as an attempt to make him look like a worse son by comparison and that made him act up even more. and then the cycle repeats.

[simvanie]

7 Sins Legacy - generation 4 (pride)

Ravi got caught making a mess on the floor for the third time, so Supriya took another approach of punishing him. Instead of telling Ravi off for it, she put him in time-out.

[moonleey]

Happy Xmas everyone!!!

[stood-onthecliffside]

swiftie gift exchange for @catastrxblues

[weewooshow]

on a date: so what’s your dream quangle cast and location?

[koffieplease]

Hey other autistic (and otherwise neurodivergent) peeps, I need to share this tip with you.

If you are (same as me) always searching for new comfort objects or things that make daily life less harsh, try and look in the baby section.

Baby stuff is made to be gentle, to be safe, and (usually) to calm them down. I always skipped it since I haven't been a baby for a very long time and also hope to not have a baby for a very long time, but I have found now multiple items there that helped me with my sensory issues.

I recently found a starprojector there, which gives off the perfect amount of light if I am overstimulated. (And has pretty stars!) I now use it every night as a night light before I go to sleep, and I love it so so much. And I bought the softest plushie, like super super super soft, who has been my comfort in quite a stressful time.

[favoritebatfam]

Okay, I can’t be the only one who has a picture in my head of child Bruce being adopted by a fae, and almost stolen.

In my head, Bruce is like 9 or so at the time. I read somewhere that the fae tend to take kids sometimes to raise them or to have them as pets. So I’m imagining this super powerful fae who got attached to a child of like a witch or something, and is raising this kid in this weird in between place between the fae realm and human world.

So the kid probably explores and ends up finding Bruce and befriending him.(Maybe there’s an entrance to that dimension in the cave that becomes the Batcave, and Bruce is exploring.)

So Bruce is unceremoniously adopted by this sort of fae child and it takes a little while for either of their respective adults to notice. The fae notices and is debating whether or not they should take Bruce, but then Alfred notices.

Alfred is British, and the British have so many myths and stories about the fae, so there’s no way Alfred doesn’t become convinced they are about to doom his kid to a life as a slave.(Bonus points if this leads to Alfred having a tiny crisis about being Bruce’s father figure and not wanting to replace his parents)

I’m not 100% sure about the rest of the au, but I can clearly picture in my head the fae kid sitting with Bruce at a table, eating cookies, while Alfred and the Fae being have a ‘conversation’(I’m imagining that thing where character a is oblivious to character b and character c having a full out brawl.) Bruce and the Fae kid eat cookies while their respective guardians duke it out.

Years later, Bruce is asked by the kids about the iron brass knuckles in the cave, covered with something.