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Hello 👋 this is Montgomery lamontgommery 🌲🍀adventurer🐻🐗 of 😷🤕😷🤧 gath 🥴🫠😶‍🌫️ I’m stranded 🧶🪢 here at [coordinates] 😮‍💨😓 this message 💌 is for comfrey macleod ☁️ IM 😰😥🫣 SCARED😰🤢😨😵‍💫 IM 😫🥺😭SO 😵🤧🫠SCARED 😱🫢🫨🤢😭🥺 I- I- I found your power ⚡️��🌩️ station 🔋⚡️💡🚎🛰️🚙 at Ramansuuuuuuuu😭🥺😫😖😭🥺😰😥😭😫🥺 And I- I saw that “Montgomery 🐻🌲🏕️knows the way 🛣️🚦🚸🚏🚐🚴” I’m Montgomery🐻🦖🌸🦋🐐, but I cannot 🛑✋👎🚫⛔️find the way 😭🥺😫😰😖😥👎🚙���️😫 I’m on your old 👵📜🏚️ ship 🗝️🚢🛶🛳️⛵️ with a weak crew 👊🦾✨🐀🔫 they were the weakest😪🤧😷🤕😴 people I could find 😭😖😫 there’s one named Maxwell 🤵‍♂️🥸🕺gotch 👊💰🤑with the tiniest fists😈🤏👊🤜 😇OW 😖😫🤕sorry 🥺😭I’ve been bitten 🦷😬by a crab 🦀🐚🦞I have to pee💦😭🥺😫, I haven’t eaten🍔🍖🦀 comfrey ☁️🌦️🫵find me 😫😭🥺😖I have to peeeeeeeee 💦😫🥺💦🫛🫣😔I have to peeeeeeeee 😭😰😥😖😫🤢🫛💦🌊💧

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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

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Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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What's your favourite reason to feel the rain on your skin?

- No one else can feel it for you

- Only your can let it in

- No one else can speak the words on your lips

- Drench yourself in words unspoken

- Live your life with arms wide open

- Today is where your book begins

- The rest is still unwritten

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“It is August: the true ending of a year. I’ve grown sick from trying to love who I am.”

— Carlie Hoffman, from “High Bridge Park,” published in Gulf Stream

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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life hack! with depression, you can just have sleep for lunch!

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Kaitlin Olson as Morgan Gillory in HIGH POTENTIAL 1.01

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yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

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