#happened to me today

[moss-under-a-rock]

Being a witch is not casting a single spell in months but wake up one morning with a sudden urge and a full plan to make a magic wand

[50stressballs]

Apparently doctors are allowed to just

“Hey I’d like to become a patient here”

“Cool we’re excepting new patients gimme your records”

“Okay here”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. actually we don’t like you go away”

“Wait what? But you said you were accepting new—“

“Mmmmm yeah we’re accepting new patients, just not you :)”

“But you’re covered by my insurance, and you said—“

“Bye bye :) shoo :) no doctor for you :)”

[trzpiotka]

imagine walking into a flat and the first thing you see is a fucking portrait of mickiewicz above the double bed 

[honestlynervousnut]

Do you know how bad of an strict mother you have to have if when you hear the slight wiggle of keys from the OTHER side of the street your first and inmediate thought is "oh fuck there she comes"? 😀

[deathwaltz-ao3]

biggest jumpscare is when an artist you really admire follows u it’s like “wait you werent supposed to perceive me im just some loser”

[baezhji]

this what it feels like to accidentally leave your script open around anyone and not knowing if they read it or not💔

[dr-amnesia]

hot take

the highest form of intimacy: sharing earbuds

bonus points if they're not wireless

[klapollo]

[atrodev]

Blight: "Oh dear, these survivors won't Die By Daylight if they Sprint Burst into a good map! I must use my Sacrifice to Ward off any offerings!"

The dainty Hawkins Lab ID, destined to be the Chosen One:

[incorrect-incorrect-jump]

Airi, happily: I got stabbed!

Haruka: SORRY?

Airi: Gotta love vaccines.

[atomsminecraft]

Professor: So how is everyone doing with their magic assignment?

MC, who still doesn’t know how to do magic: I’m doing fantastic, better then I’ve ever done even

[bauhausluvr]

i feel like an universal TC experience is them telling you something that you already know about because you stalked them on social media......

[bisnes-socks]

[windwaver]

there is something really special that happens when you suddenly remember something obscure locked away in the furthest reaches of your brain. like you don’t even know the last time you thought about it but it just appears before you like a long lost friend or a bottle in the ocean. idk what to call this phenomenon but im completely here for it

[night-minstrel]

Sometimes you take part in a random quiz at school and you don't even expect a prize bigger than, let's say, a shitty keychain and then you suddenly get the info that you won a possibility to take part in some expensive course for free

[totally-correct-total-drama]

Izzy: I like your hair!

Leshawna: Oh, thank you! :)

Izzy: I am going to steal it (o^▽^o)

Leshawna: