#happened to me today

[trzpiotka]

imagine walking into a flat and the first thing you see is a fucking portrait of mickiewicz above the double bed 

[baezhji]

this what it feels like to accidentally leave your script open around anyone and not knowing if they read it or not💔

[klapollo]

[trashkidzkomikz]

Blight: "Oh dear, these survivors won't Die By Daylight if they Sprint Burst into a good map! I must use my Sacrifice to Ward off any offerings!"

The dainty Hawkins Lab ID, destined to be the Chosen One:

[incorrect-incorrect-jump]

Airi, happily: I got stabbed!

Haruka: SORRY?

Airi: Gotta love vaccines.

[atomsminecraft]

Professor: So how is everyone doing with their magic assignment?

MC, who still doesn’t know how to do magic: I’m doing fantastic, better then I’ve ever done even

[bauhausluvr]

i feel like an universal TC experience is them telling you something that you already know about because you stalked them on social media......

[dr-amnesia]

hot take

the highest form of intimacy: sharing earbuds

bonus points if they're not wireless

[bisnes-socks]

[windwaver]

there is something really special that happens when you suddenly remember something obscure locked away in the furthest reaches of your brain. like you don’t even know the last time you thought about it but it just appears before you like a long lost friend or a bottle in the ocean. idk what to call this phenomenon but im completely here for it

[night-minstrel]

Sometimes you take part in a random quiz at school and you don't even expect a prize bigger than, let's say, a shitty keychain and then you suddenly get the info that you won a possibility to take part in some expensive course for free

[totally-correct-total-drama]

Izzy: I like your hair!

Leshawna: Oh, thank you! :)

Izzy: I am going to steal it (o^▽^o)

Leshawna:

[random-autistic-loser]

Okay, but like- When you have a shutdown from all of the noise and you can't ask to leave the room since it's too noisy, so you just wait until everyone else leaves. Then all of the sudden it's time for a break so you go outside and hangout with your friends but you're too tired to talk still, just recovering from everything and then when you get to go home your senses are really high and everything is overwhelming even without noise. So you go home and have a nap but then when you have to go to sleep for bed or whatever you can't since your mind is only focused on what happened earlier that day and now you're just wondering what to do.

[dabadoowop]

on my way to school, i listened to 3 songs. and 2 of them were the same song. and the other was i/me/myself.

[ilovelokifrootybooty]

Hi my name is BILLY

[willowedhepatica]

Every time I notice that I've gotten a new user subscriber I get surprised. It's like, damn, you want to subscribe to me personally? Specifically for what I write and how I write it? Well, I'm honoured. I don't see what you see but I'm honoured.