#hannibalspenis

[willgrahamscock]

I associate u with hannibalspenis when the fandom on here used to ship you guys back in 2013ish

!!! god we were insane, may hannibalspenis RIP, they're not dead they just escaped this hellsite years ago

[rhythmthlef]

FOR BOTH, I FORGOT TO SPECIFY BUT WHY NOT BOTH

NICE GOOD

10:What are you listening to? I’m FaceTime-ing with my boyfriend right at the moment, but as far as music goes, for the next few weeks I will only be listening to the Hamilton cast recording. 

12:Do you like hickeys? I like getting hickeys, I don’t really like having them. But I don’t really get them that often cause usually by boyfriend just bites my neck and doesn’t really suck on it that much so there isn’t generally a big mark. 

27:Do people ever call you by your last name? I’ve only ever had male gym teachers and my driver’s ed instructor (who was also a male gym teacher) call me by my last name. my last name is Wittbracht (pronounced “wit-brock”) and the driver’s ed called me “whut-brock” which I thought was pretty funny

35:How many more days until your birthday? about 193. my birthday is April 17. so I’m just about 20 days away from my half birthday. 

59:When was the last time you took a long drive? My boyfriend and I went up north over the summer which is about a 4 or a 4.5 hour drive, but the last like REALLY long drive was when my parents and I drove to New York in 2013 which we did in like 1 long chunk which was probably like 8 or 9 hours and one short chunk

69. Picture of yourself? 

82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? Yeah I suppose so.

[rhythmthlef]

10, 35, 82, 12, 27, 59 annnnnnndddddd 69 c:

10. What shoe size are you? Usually a 7, but I can fluctuate between a 6 1/2 and a 7 1/2 depending on brands

12. What was your last dream about? Shit, I just was having a dream while I was napping earlier what was it? Oh yeah I remember now. It was really boring. Honest to god, I was literally just in a radio shack looking at phone cases. And I was looking at other Otterbox symmetry cases even though I already have one of those and I put a cute sticker version of my blog’s sidebar image on it so I do not need a new phone case and I told myself that in the dream and then I left the store without buying the new phone case that I didn’t need.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Definitely not. I would maybe like to be a minor celebrity like an internet star or a Broadway star with a small but devoted fan following, but I could not hande being a huge celebrity with people being all up in my shit all the time. that would suck.

35. Have you ever tried archery? I have not, but it sounds like fun!

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I suck them until they get smaller and easier to bite and then I bite them off the stick and chew them up.

69. Extrovert or Introvert? idk? kind of both? it depends on what kind of a mood I’m in. sometimes I’m good at like striking up conversations with strangers and stuff and being outgoing, but usually I’m just in my apartment by myself. so I guess I would say that I’m more of an introvert? but yeah I’m kind of both sometimes so that question is hard for me a lot of the time.

82. How fast can you type? I’m pretty good at typing I can type pretty fast. It’s been a while though since I’ve taken like a typing test to get an actual WPM count, but according to the test I just took I scored 57 WPM which, it says, beats or equals about 80% of all the people who took that test. I’m kind of proud of my typing skills lol

[louisdulac]

hannibalspenis replied to your post:hannibalspenis replied to your post:i didn’t get...

Only if we sell animals that are from pounds at adoption prices c:

dude that’s perfect let me google how we’re suppose to do this. i’m down.

[louisdulac]

hannibalspenis replied to your post:i didn’t get the job i wanted at the pet store so...

THE AMOUNT OF RELATE I CAN DO TO THIS POST IS ASTOUNDING

let’s start our own pet store or something literally fck this.

[imaginehanniballecter-blog]

In regards to your why so few people watch hannibal ask, I also find that many people aren't ready for the level of gore in the show and, the mental fuckery that happens to Will Graham. My friend had a mental breakdown watching the show because he related to Will and could only make it through a few episodes

yeah thats also valid 

because of how devastating the subject matter is its definitely not for everybody 

[spodiddly]

hannibalspenis replied to your post:hannibalspenis replied to your post:e: your tags...

I HAVE SEEN THE DRESS AND DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL- WHO CARES??? I LIKE SUITS BETTER

I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE CAN BE WEIRD

[spodiddly]

hannibalspenis replied to your post:e: your tags the dress meme isnt a troll tho? its...

WHAT. DRESS. I HAVE SEEN NO DRESS.

Good. Save yourself while you still can.

[idontfindyouthatinteresting]

. u. what about #MiriamLives

i know its not renew hannibal, but itd still be a good trending tag u vu

I think the sponsorship tag this week is about Miriam because it's for Verizon.

I dunno what to do :/

[licensetocannibalize]

hannibalspenis

[flyawaynowlittlestarling]

Well well well, Hannibal...

((Why you should follow this blog: http://hannibalspenis.tumblr.com/ )

[idontfindyouthatinteresting]

a,b and c u vu

A - DONE

B - DONE

Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior? 

I'm an atheist, I try to be as tolerant of religion as I can, as long as someones religious practice doesn't interfere with anyone elses lives I won't actively seek to put them down.

If they asked me whether I think they should be religious? I would say no.

It's a difficult thing for me, I find religion interesting, I have studied it, I want to study it more, but only to ensure my own arguments are solid.

If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors? 

Yes. 

[extrasexyoliveoil]

What a time to be alive.

[idontfindyouthatinteresting]

Hannibalspenis

Dont think we've interacted properly but they're great, another fantastic presence in the fandom!

[idontfindyouthatinteresting]

hannibalspenis reblogged your post:warrioromen: lecter-starling: You know I feel...

but now its fannibal friday D:

YES YES YES!

[licensetocannibalize]

i only get on my knees for hannibalspenis