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extrasexyoliveoil · 2 years ago
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wire mother
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extrasexyoliveoil · 3 years ago
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extrasexyoliveoil · 3 years ago
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extrasexyoliveoil · 4 years ago
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you gonna dive and get it? AHKFHSJD
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extrasexyoliveoil · 5 years ago
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extrasexyoliveoil · 5 years ago
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extrasexyoliveoil · 5 years ago
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hmmm
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extrasexyoliveoil · 5 years ago
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I thought I was the only one…
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extrasexyoliveoil · 5 years ago
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!
Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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I have died.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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Teachers marking your paper F is just their way of paying respect to your dying grades
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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Jody: Anything related to Kaia, Claire’s a powder keg.
Sam: Hmm.
Sam, thinking: That’s just like how Dean was when we lost Cas last year.
Jody: First love strikes quick.
Sam: Oh.
Sam:
Sam:
Sam, thinking: OHHHHH.
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.
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extrasexyoliveoil · 6 years ago
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