#hannibal in the office

[allis-tblr-i-guess]

Clarice: Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Ardelia: No, girl.

Will: Sure.

John: Only when I'm drunk.

Jack: I suppose by definition anything can go on a pizza.

Clarice: Anything...?

Hannibal: ... no.

Barney: *brings a chicken and waffle pizza*

Hannibal: WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!?!?!

[nerd-elf]

I’m tagging all my favorites here, feel free to do the same

[avriion]

Alignment Chart of Shows I’ve seen

I will maybe take input if you so desire

[gayspacemonk]

so funny that at one point Hannibal and Will were both trying to manipulate each other into killing Mason but Hannibal was about to fold first bc he was Extremely Down Bad and Mason was just that infuriating to him

[ghostforwhat]

i think will should have gotten to see hannibal in his stupid little speedo at least once

[suchawrathfullamb]

i'm glad hugh dancy is not a normal human being like imagine walking around the mall and he's like idk buying ice cream or something. just some guy. that looks like that. I would perish. I would be forever changed. by "THIS GUY I SAW ON THE MALL ONCE AND EVERY SINCE THAT DAY--"

[tomboxed]

hannibal crossing is very real to me

many thanks to my will graham :33 @bainesy141

[zombie-jed]

Nightmare blunt rotation (autism edition)

[pesky--dust]

I'm rewatching the office and Hannibal (and heu) really destroyed me because I cannot stop thinking that John Krasinski's facial expressions particularly remind me of someone

(Yes, Hugh Dancy's expressions)

[byronfucks]

Adding a trip to Florence just because of my new hyperfixation to the list of things that ruin my bank account

[allis-tblr-i-guess]

Jack: Alright, gang. It's time to have a little chat about office PDA...

Clarice: Oh no... (Throws glance at Hannibal)

Hannibal: (wink) Sure, and afterwards we can have a chat about Bella's little "lunch" visits - 2 HOUR visits?

Everyone else: °~°

Hannibal: >:]

Jack: ... Aaaand that concludes our meeting. Thank you, everybody - back to work!

Later...

Receptionist: *knock* Mr. Crawford, your wife is here to see you?

Jack: *blush*

Hannibal: Hehe.

[incorrect-clannibal]

Jack: -Flirting with Clarice- Hannibal: -Staring silently- Ardelia: You're really quiet today Doctor. Hannibal: No one plans a murder out loud.

[unripe-lemon]

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[gallavichsreddie1128]

Welcome

Hey everyone! My name is Alexis! I’m 21 years old and I write Fanfic (x reader) Below is my masterlist:

Masterlist (Will not be updated)

Hannibal Masterlist

The Boys Masterlist

Challengers Masterlist

Marvel Masterlist

OBX Masterlist

Star Trek Masterlist

(Other fics I have can be found in the first Masterlist until further notice)

Requests

I take requests on different types of Shows/Movies. If you would like to see the list please check my bio. If you don’t see a fandom on there just ask!

I currently have written for:

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Baz Blackwell

Dean Winchester

Castiel

Homelander

Billy Butcher

Soldier Boy

A-Train

Obi Wan Kenobi

Art Donaldson

Patrick Zweig

Wolverine

Deadpool

Rafe Cameron

Data Soong

Spock

Q (Star Trek)

Lore Soong

FAVORITES

These a few of my personal favorites that I have written:

I Fucked Your Wife (Hannibal Version)

Hannibal’s Innocent Friend (Will Graham)

Bully (Homelander)

Forget (Homelander)

Used (Billy Butcher)

Want (Patrick Zweig)

Trapped (Art Donaldson/Patrick Zweig)

[psyxakia]

So,

I watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday (ik.) and the amount of times I said "this is so Hannibal-coded" should warrant a luxury all-expenses lifetime visit to a psychiatric facility, so I shall be unloading my AU idea inspired by the setting:

Hannibal, office worker of high status obsessed with work and an avid participant in workplace social politics.

Will, the latest in a long line of Hannibal's secretaries (that he drove to quitting, or worse) who doesn't beat around bushes, keeps exclusively to himself and does what is needed of him, not more, not less.

Hannibal is obsessed.

How the rest would play out? I'll leave it to the imagination ;) (can't be arsed)

[chronicroderick]

Will Graham is a southern boy and a dedicated handkerchief user, which drives Hannibal up the fucking walls. Will tries to keep it in his pocket most of the time, but even then Hannibal can smell it.

"I will never know why you insist on using this thing." Hannibal, picking it up with the very tips of his fingers off the floor.

"Says the guy that has handkerchiefs to match every suit." Will, who didn't realize it fell out of his pants.

"Those are for aesthetic purposes and they are washed every evening. This," Hannibal is holding the handkerchief away from him like it might bite, "thing, on the other hand has its own ecosystem."

"It does not have its own ecosystem," Will air quotes, "I throw it in with my laundry once a week."

He takes it from Hannibal, whose hand is now trembling, eyes glued to it in horror, as Will blows his nose in it and folds it back up.