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Clarice: If you had to eat the same food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Hannibal: Too easy, it would be yo- Jack: Don't you dare finish that sentence.

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Hannibal: Is something burning? Clarice, slightly panicked: Just my love for you. Hannibal: Clarice, the toaster is on fire.

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Clarice, drunk: Hannibal is so cute. Jack: Hannibal who?! Ardelia: Lecter?! Clarice: Yeah, he's like a cute little cat. Ardelia: The Hannibal Lecter aka Hannibal the Cannibal who kills people and eats them? The serial killer?! Clarice, sobering up rapidly: ... Clarice: We all have our faults.

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Hannibal: I will now torture you. Clarice, smirking: Kinky. Hannibal: I think you are strong and beautiful. Clarice, tensing up: Wait... Hannibal, moving towards her: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others. Clarice, backing away: No. Hannibal, leaning forward, trapping her against the wall: Your feelings and needs are important and deserve to be heard. Clarice, holding up her hands: I need a safe word!

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Ardelia: We all know you're in love with him. Clarice: I'm not in love with Hannibal, shut up. Ardelia: I never said who. Clarice: Clarice: Shit, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

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Clarice, holding a large box: Hey love, what would you say if I came back home with four puppies? Hannibal: Clarice: Hannibal: What's in the box, Clarice? Clarice: I think you know.

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Clarice: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. Hannibal: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations. Clarice: Except in the universe where it does. Ardelia: I'm having an aneurysm.

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Chilton: Are you friends with this criminal? Clarice: No, absolutely not. Hannibal: Yes, absolutely. We're in love. Barney: It's a layered relationship.

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Clarice: Hannibal! Hannibal: Oh no, Hannibal in B-flat. You're disappointed.

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Clarice: Well then, I suggest you sleep with one eye open. Hannibal: Now Clarice, what did we say about making threats you can't keep? Clarice: Oh no, I will keep it. Hannibal: Well, you heard her. One eye open.

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Clarice: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense and then get mad when they don't.

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Clarice: I wish I could buy this cool thing. Hannibal: How much does it cost? Clarice: I can't just make you buy it for me. Hannibal: But I have money. Clarice: You should spend it on things you want! Hannibal: And I want you to have nice things! Clarice: I can't just mooch off of you all the time! Hanibal: Let! Me! Provide!

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Ardelia: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Lecter out. Clarice: Why not? Ardelia: Because he is terrifying.

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Halloween night Clarice: Darling, we need more candy. Hannibal: But there's only been four children? Clarice: Yeah, but one told me she loved me, so I gave her everything.

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Hannibal: What'll make you feel better? Clarice: *Shrugs* Hannibal: Do you want a cookie? Clarice: *Nods*

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Jack: -Flirting with Clarice- Hannibal: -Staring silently- Ardelia: You're really quiet today Doctor. Hannibal: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Hannibal: Do you remember when I told you that I maybe had some feelings for you? Clarice: Yeah. Hannibal: Well, I don't. Clarice: Really? Hannibal: It's more like an obsession.