#hannah & brody

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

This is Hannah Brody and I've known her for 1 episode and I love her

[ecnmatic]

HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE (2009) dir. Peter Chelsom.

[bishopsbelova]

I just would like to personally think the NCISverse and their love (obsession) for ball caps - that is all.

There is just something about those NCIS agents and their hats

[crosseyedcricketart]

MET Gala 2024, "The Garden of Time"

[stuff-diary]

So, Heartbreak High has been renewed for a third and final season. I don't want it to end so soon, but I guess it's better than getting canceled without a proper finale 🙃

[beseeingyou]

lucas' burthday is coming up in 20 days (yeah i know im getting to this a little late 😭 im so sorry) and i have put together this project so we can show him how much we appreciate him!

https://forms.gle/mMXrfXMtxpRLPVCN

@boolger @cannibalisticcorpse @nursestardust @desparikon @rosieblogstuff

https://forms.gle/mMXrfXMtxpRLPVCN

[ash5monster01]

I'm Okay With That

Pairing: MacGyver x FemReader

Warning: little smut

Summary: Mac had been gone all week on a mission. Once he was finally back he got distracted with Phoenix stuff and was running late so you gave him the motivation to hurry up.

Masterlist

The clock ticked slowly as you sat at the kitchen counter. Mac was supposed to be home two hours ago. Once he had made it to town he promised you it would take an hour tops with Phoenix stuff until he could return to your arms. The catch was he was very easily distracted and that hour turned into three. The week without him had killed you and it didn't help knowing he was so close yet so far. It also didn't help that you had been sexually frustrated all day. You and Mac hadn't been together in two and a half weeks and the fact of seeing him face to face and being able to touch him soon didn't help your thoughts from running wild.

You: where you at?

Pressing send on the message you would hope his reply would be something along the lines of a minute away. Yet all hopes were shot down at the reply.

Mac: sorry got caught up. be there as soon as I can

Letting out a sigh you got up to lay down in your bedroom. There was no point in waiting on that hard wooden stool now. Yet upon entering the bedroom it didn't make the sexual frustration easier. The room still smelled like Mac and it was sending your senses into overdrive at the thought of him against you. He needed to hurry up.

Laying in the bed didn't help as the minutes continued to pass. The fan in the room blew lightly against you and you closed your eyes to let the thoughts of Mac fill every sense. His sweaty skin rubbing against yours, running your hands through his blonde locks as they curled softly around your fingers, and how he would breath heavily in your face. This could not go on any longer.

With this newfound frustration also came a few devious ideas so you quickly pulled out your phone. You had only been dressed in Mac's old flannel and your panties so undoing the first few buttons you sent your reply to Mac's text.

You: better hurry ;)

Mac had been sitting on one of the leather chairs as they sat in the briefing room. He fiddled with a paperclip as he listened to Jack annoy Riley when his phone buzzed. He hadn't expected what he saw when he pulled it out. Your chest was practically on display in the opened flannel but covering all the good parts. The suggestive look in your eyes made him squirm in his seat.

"You okay bud?" Mac looked up to see Jack giving him a confused look. Mac quickly snapped himself out of it and nodded.

"Yeah, sorry, zoned out" he said and Jack slowly but surely nodded. Mac set his phone down on his lap and tried to ignore your message. Matty had been taking a while to join everyone in the briefing room and he needed to make it until then. Your suggestive texts would not help him with that.

His phone buzzed again and he looked to see that the flannel was now fully unbuttoned. A darkness swept through his eyes at the thought of ripping his own shirt off you. Jack gave a confused look Mac's way but ignored it. Again a buzz sounded throughout the room. Mac looked to see that the panties were now removed and it was dangerously close to what he was trying to not think about.

"Is it Y/N? Is she okay?" Jack asked seriously as he turned to Mac. Mac quickly cleared his throat as he tried to contain his thoughts.

"She's fine" Mac spoke and Jack rose his eyebrows at the boy who sat across from him. He could easily see the uneasiness in Mac's face.

"Really because if she is texting you that much she's either mad or sending dirty pictures" Jack crossed his arms and Mac grew super uncomfortable under his stare. Jack noticed the redness flooded in Mac's cheeks and how he pulled at the knees of his pants.

"Holy shit Y/N is sending you dirty pictures" Riley's eyes widened and the phone buzzed again. Mac refused to look at it under this predicament he got himself into and Riley snatched the phone from his lap.

"Hey!" Mac helplessly reached for the phone as Riley walked away. She did not care because you two had been close friends and when she saw the photo you had sent of the flannel barely covering your ass that was all the confirmation she needed to know that Jack was right for once in his life.

"No way" she mumbled and Mac finally snatched the phone. When he saw the photo his stomach clenched with nerves and he had to get out of there. Jack started laughing out loud at this.

"Oh wow this is great. Little Mac here has to wait to finish work and his girlfriend is getting him all hot and bothered" Jack laughed and Mac struggled to keep his composure as another one came through that suggested you were using your hand for something he needed to be doing.

"Shut up" Mac grumbled but Jack continued laughing. That was when the last text came through that shoved Mac off the edge completely.

You: since your not replying I guess I'll have to finish the job myself

"Are you guys ready?" Matty pushed open the door to the briefing room and Jack continued laughing as Riley tried to keep her composure. She was glad Bozer decided to stay down in the lab. He would never believe Y/N did something like this.

"Mac isn't" Jack said with a chuckle and Matty looked to the flustered Mac who was trying to think of anything to keep his pants loose and help him get out of here sooner.

"Are you okay Mac?" she pressed and Mac tugged at his hair and then quickly pulled his phone out.

Mac: don't you dare, I'm on my way

"I'm sorry, I uh, I gotta go" Mac rushed out of the room and Jack was practically rolling with laughter from his friends sexual frustration. You smiled happily at your accomplishment and it didn't even take ten minutes until you heard the front door open. Deciding you weren't done teasing you rushed over and locked the bedroom door. Hopping back down on the bed was when you heard the desperate shove against it.

"Y/N this is not funny" Mac practically growled from the other side but you just sat there with a smirk on your face. You still wore only the flannel but the panties had long been removed and it was unbuttoned down the whole front. A few more shoves went against the door and then suddenly a click followed and Mac aggressively pushed into the room. You knew it wouldn't take long. He dropped the paperclip as he stared at your form.

"I still had work to finish. Your gonna pay for this" he told you as he removed each side of the leather jacket before pulling it off. Once it dropped to the ground he leapt forward and pulled you into his grasp.

"I'm okay with that"

[meeghanreads]

Top 5 historical fantasy rom-coms

Hello friends!! Welcome to Top 5 Tuesday!! This week’s topic is a freebie, but I am doing top 5 historical fantasy rom-coms!! So, you know how my fave specific genre is fairy tale retellings. Especially anything to do with Slavic mythology. Well, I might have just found a new genre to eclipse that. And no, I’m not joking. See, I’ve found myself gravitating to books that are a little quirky, and…

[daenystheedreamer]

Hey angelcake 🫶 you should do bran, Meera, and Jojen for 1, 2, 6, & 8 pretty pls

1-social media: meera and jojen are totally offline by choice, though i do subscribe to fanon artsy bran who does photography and takes aesthetic pics of them for instagram. bran is a gamer and. omg what if i make him a vtuber thats so funny to me. anyway bran is a gamer and so is jojen, meera isnt but she plays animal crossing with them :). meera and jojen DO have discord but only to chat with bran

2-animals that remind me of them: FROGS meera is so frogs to me... yes she eats them i also think she likes them!! i know she wears frog bucket hats ok. i know it. bran the raven of course but also robin red-breast... and jojen idk🫶 ooo maybe insects he's kinda insect-y in my head. like praying mantis and caterpillar (jojenpaste is his cocoon metamorphsis)

6-psychological hcs (eg favourite things/talents/emotions/etc): i love meera because i love how emotionally aware she is which is fucking RARE in westeros good god. loving and hating the mountains i know she likes hiking!! i think she's absurdly good at the harmonica. jojen is really good at chess and cards cos he's good at reading people and predicting their moves.

8- non-canon connections to other characters: i think meera would be friends with wylla manderly :) i think they would be in lesbians together. wylla green hair - meera green sigil. im connecting the dots. also kind of weird but i like the thought of a frey marrying into the reeds at some point in history... theyre canonically racist to the crannogmen but idk i feel like strategically it'd be an interesting match, since the neck and the twins are necessary to get in/out of the north. like a weirder bracken/blackwood deal and i mention this because meera being distant distant distant cousins with walder frey is super funny to me

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Hi! Is the jaws comic still going or is she dead in the water (heh boat joke) Love your art

So, uh. Hello, five years late-- to the point that I'm going to address this to @ryanhavethsnapped as well in the hopes you see it

Firstly, apologies for not responding-- a) I think this was during the period of time I wasn't on tumblr and b) I just today discovered that apparently I have like fifty messages tumblr never alerted me to 🙃

Secondly, thank you so much! The comic is old enough now (especially the first few pages) that I see a lot of things I wish I could fix in it, but I remain pleased with myself for having actually finished it (to answer your actual question) and proven to myself that I could.

So, to get to the heart of the matter:

Yes! I finished it back in 2021, and the entirety of it is posted on AO3 because I wasn't tumbling at the time:

So, assuming you still have any interest in something you asked about half a decade ago (I am so sorry. So so sorry), it is out there for your reading pleasure! (And there are boat jokes. It might even end with one.)

[pollsnatural]

Spin the wheel and get spn polycule.

All options from the wheel are under the cut.

Dean/Lisa/Cassie/Anna/Jo

Lisa/Dean/Cas

Cas/Crowley/Mick/Balthazar

John/Ketch/AU!Bobby/Mary

Cas/Mary/John

Garth/Bess/Dean

Cas/Dean/Benny

Bela/John/Azazel

Jody/Ellen/Bobby/Mary

Gabriel/Sam/Rowena

Mary/Linda/Kelly/Rowena

Sam/Eileen/Rowena

Kelly/Rowena/Charlie

Dean/Benny/Lee/Cas/Crowley/Victor

Garth/Cas/Bess

Bobby/Rufus/Crowley

Hannah/Abaddon/Meg

Cas/Bobby/Rufus

Donna/Jody/Bela

Ketch/Dean/Cas/Mick

Lisa/Mary/John

Linda/Rowena/Meg

Good!Charlie/Dark!Charlie/AU!Charlie

Bela/Anael/Rowena

Lee/Dean/Cassie

Mary/Jo/Eileen

Cas/Daphne/Meg/Kelly/Hannah

Amara/Billie/Naomi

Donna/Jody/Mary

Jo/Cassie/Charlie

Cas/Meg/Crowley

Lilith/Ava/Ruby/Abaddon

Garth/Cas/Benny/Dean

Cas/Dean/Dean Smith/Endverse!Dean/Huntercorp!Dean

Kelly/Dagon/Meg

Pamela/Anna/Ruby

Charlie/Cassie/Eileen

Dean/Victor/Bela

Billie/Rowena/Mary

Jessica/Sam/Brody

Naomi/Rowena/Eve

Ruby/Anna/Mary

Cas/Dean/Crowley

Sam/Cas/Ruby

Sam/Eileen/Ruby/Rowena/Amelia

Lucifer/Kelly/Dagon

Jo/Dean/Ash

Buckleming/Pellegrino/Robert Singer

[legendaryl0stpieces]

"Oh, yeah totally. But if you want we can split custody if that does make things easier for ya. But if you can't right now, I completely understand."

open to all (f 35+ for possible romance) connection: neighbor plot: brody and y/m are getting things for brody's new pupper that y/m got for him muse: brody o'conor

"not that i don't appreciate the gift, but are you sure another puppy is the best thing for me right now?"

[animusrox]

Golden Globes Nominations - TELEVISION

Best Television Series – Drama​

The Day of the Jackal (Peacock) The Diplomat (Netflix) Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Prime Video) Shogun (FX/Hulu) Slow Horses (Apple TV+) Squid Game (Netflix)

Best Television Series – Musical Or Comedy​

Abbott Elementary (ABC) The Bear (FX/Hulu) The Gentlemen (Netflix) Hacks (HBO/Max) Nobody Wants This (Netflix) Only Murders in the Building (Hulu)

Best Television Limited Series, Anthology Series or Motion Picture Made For Television​

Baby Reindeer (Netflix) Disclaimer (Apple TV+) Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story (Netflix) The Penguin (HBO/Max) Ripley (Netflix) True Detective: Night Country (HBO/Max)

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Drama​

Kathy Bates (Matlock) Emma D’arcy (House of the Dragon) Maya Erskine (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Keira Knightley (Black Doves) Keri Russell (The Diplomat) Anna Sawai (Shogun)

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Series – Drama​

Donald Glover (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Jake Gyllenhaal (Presumed Innocent) Gary Oldman (Slow Horses) Eddie Redmayne (The Day of the Jackal) Hiroyuki Sanada (Shogun) Billy Bob Thornton (Landman)

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy​

Kristen Bell (Nobody Wants This) Quinta Brunson (Abbott Elementary) Ayo Edebiri (The Bear) Selena Gomez (Only Murders in the Building) Kathryn Hahn (Agatha All Along) Jean Smart (Hacks)

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy​

Adam Brody (Nobody Wants This) Ted Danson (A Man on the Inside) Steve Martin (Only Murders in the Building) Jason Segel (Shrinking) Martin Short (Only Murders in the Building) Jeremy Allen White (The Bear)

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television​

Cate Blanchett (Disclaimer) Jodie Foster (True Detective: Night Country) Cristin Milioti (The Penguin) Sofía Vergara (Griselda) Naomi Watts (Feud: Capote Vs. The Swans) Kate Winslet (The Regime)

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television​

Colin Farrell (The Penguin) Richard Gadd (Baby Reindeer) Kevin Kline (Disclaimer) Cooper Koch (Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story) Ewan McGregor (A Gentleman in Moscow) Andrew Scott (Ripley)

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role on Television​

Liza Colón-Zayas (The Bear) Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) Dakota Fanning (Ripley) Jessica Gunning (Baby Reindeer) Allison Janney (The Diplomat) Kali Reis (True Detective: Night Country)

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role on Television​

Tadanobu Asano (Shogun) Javier Bardem (Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story) Harrison Ford (Shrinking) Jack Lowden (Slow Horses) Diego Luna (La Máquina) Ebon Moss-Bachrach (The Bear)

Best Performance in Stand-Up Comedy on Television​

Jamie Foxx (Jamie Foxx: What Had Happened Was) Nikki Glaser (Nikki Glaser: Someday You’ll Die) Seth Meyers (Seth Meyers: Dad Man Walking) Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler: Love You) Ali Wong (Ali Wong: Single Lady) Ramy Youssef (Ramy Youssef: More Feelings)

[wouldadepressedpersonmakethis]

HARRY and NICOLE ACKERMAN lived together after NICOLE'S divorce, but never married

COLIN ADAMS and ANNIE SIMMONS married and divorced; COLIN remarried CARRIE FINCHER

SETH CONNORS married REBECCA THOMPSON

TOM DARCY married JANE ADAMS

WARD EASTWOOD married ELAINE BURROWS

SAM IRWIN married RILEY SHARPE

KARA LARSSON as a single mom in a mama mia!situation -- does not know who the father of her kid is! #whoops

NICK MCLAIN married LIZ KANE

IAN PORTER was engaged to LIZ KANE. They broke it off and he never married.

LEX PORTER married and divorced NICOLE ACKERMAN. For a long time they were estranged and NICOLE half lived with HARRY. Their divorce wasn’t finalized until the death of LEX’s father, two years ago.

AIDAN QUINN married KAREN REID

JAMES SHAW married NATALIE CONNORS

WILL SELZNICK married VALERIE CONNORS

OWEN SELZNICK and CASSIE LLOYD had a one night stand and Cassie got pregnant as a result. Owen didn't believe that he was good enough for Cassie and ghosted her. Cassie found out she was pregnant and kept the child, but never told Owen that he was the father.

DREW WEISMAN married GINNY MONROE

current character list.

--- ACKERMAN (Timothee Chalamet) - son of Harry and Nicole

LILY ADAMS (Billie Lourd) - daughter of Colin and Annie

—— ADAMS (Sophie Turner) daughter of Colin and Carrie

--- ADAMS (KJ Apa) - son of Colin and carrie

--- ADAMS (Emily Carey) - daughter of Colin and Carrie

---- CONNORS (Suki Waterhouse) - daughter of Seth and Becca

---- CONNORS (Tom Holland) - son of Seth and Becca

---- DARCY (MILO VENTIMIGLIA) - Son of Tom and Jane

--- DARCY (NATALIA DYER) - daughter of Tom and Jane

--- EASTWOOD (Joe Keery) - son of Ward and Elaine

--- IRWIN (Jacob Elodi) - son of Sam and Riley

--- IRWIN (Mary Mouser) - daughter of Sam and Riley

--- LARRSON ( Sam Claflin) - son of Kara and ??

AARON LLOYD (Tanner Buchannon) - son of Owen and Cassie

--- MCCLAIN (Bill Skarsgard) - son of Nick and Liz

--- MCCLAIN (Willa Holland) - daughter of Nick and Liz

EDMUND ALEXANDER PORTER VI (Douglas Booth) - son of Lex and Nicole

ANNE PORTER (Phoebe Dynevor) - daughter of Lex and Nicole

SARAH PORTER (Hannah Dodd) - daughter of Lex and Nicole

SEBASTIAN "SEB" PORTER (Harry Styles) - son of Lex and Nicole

CHARLES "CHARLIE" SELZNICK (Jeremy Irvine) son of Will and Valerie (in a secret relationship with Hannah Dodd?)

— QUINN (Ansel Elgort) son of Aidan and Karen

—— QUINN (Taissa Farmiga) daughter of Aidan and Karen

--- SELZNICK (Maya Hawke) - daughter of Will and Valerie

--- SELZNICK (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) - son of Will and Valerie

---- SHAW (Liam Hemsworth) - son of James and Natalie

---- SHAW (Freya Mavor) - daughter of James and Natalie

--- WEISMAN (Florence Pugh) - daughter of Drew and Ginny

--- WEISMAN (Peyton List) - daughter of Drew and Ginny

[stanathanxoox]

Completed Masterlist Updated 3/1/2024 PART 1

NCIS

Abby Scuito Masterlist

Ellie Bishop Masterlist

Jimmy Palmer Masterlist

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Masterlist Part 1

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Masterlist Part 2

Timothy McGee Masterlist

Tony DiNozzo Masterlist

Tony and Ziva Masterlist

Ziva David Masterlist

NCIS LA

Densi Masterlist

Eric Beale Masterlist

G Callen Masterlist

G Callen and Sam Hanna Masterlist

Kensi Blye Masterlist

Marty Deeks Masterlist

Nate Getz Masterlist

Nell Jones Masterlist

Neric Masterlist

Sam Hanna Masterlist

NCIS NOLA

NCIS NOLA Team Masterlist

Loretta Wade Masterlist

Meredith Brody Masterlist

Meredith Brody and Sonja Percy Masterlist

Meredith Brody and Tammy Gregorio Masterlist

Patton Plame Masterlist

Raymond Isler and Dwayne Pride Masterlist

Tammy Gregorio Masterlist

Hannah Khoury Masterlist

Christopher LaSalle Masterlist

Chris LaSalle and Meredith Brody Masterlist

Sebastian Lund Masterlist

Dwayne Pride Masterlist

Sonja Percy Masterlist

Sonja Percy and Tammy Gregorio Masterlist

Hannah Khoury and Tammy Gregorio Masterlist

CASTLE

Richard Castle Masterlist

Castle Misc Characters Masterlist

RIZZOLI AND ISLES

Jane Rizzoli Masterlist

Frankie Jr Masterlist

Tommy Rizzoli Masterlist

911fox

Bobby Nash Masterlist

Eddie Diaz Masterlist

Evan Buckley Masterlist

BROOKLYN NINE NINE

Rosa Diaz Masterlist

Jake Peralta Masterlist

Amy Santiago Masterlist

Jake and Amy Masterlist

Raymond Holt Masterlist

The Team Masterlist

HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter Masterlist

Draco Malfoy Masterlist

Neville Longbottom Masterlist

Fred Weasley Masterlist

George Weasley Masterlist

Oliver Wood Masterlist

Cedric Diggory Masterlist

Hermione Granger Masterlist

Luna Lovegood Masterlist

Ron Weasley Masterlist

Percy Weasley Masterlist

Bill Weasley Masterlist

Seamus Finnigan Masterlist

Dean Thomas Masterlist

HOGWARTS MYSTERY

Hogwarts Mystery Masterlist

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Masterlist

TWILIGHT

Carlisle Cullen Masterlist

Carlisle and Esme Masterlist

Edward Cullen Masterlist

Emmett Cullen Masterlist

Jasper Hale Masterlist

Alice Cullen Masterlist

Demetri Masterlist

Jacob Black Masterlist

Seth Clearwater Masterlist

Sam Uley Masterlist

The Denali Coven Masterlist

The Wolf Pack Masterlist

The Cullen Coven Masterlist

[stuff-diary]

And since we're on the topic of Heartbreak High, please go and listen to Ayesha Madon's brilliant new song. I've been playing it nonstop since she released it, and it's easily one of the best songs I've heard this year.