#handcuffed guy

[stockholmgf]

you truly haven’t lived until you’ve watched someone moan and dry hump the mattress while going down on you

[sketchy--akechi]

Handcuffed (3/?)

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

Reading chapter 112 and ignoring all the Problems. HOW does terukane keep ending up in these yaoi manga ass positions

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was relistening to the "Carter in a pit with a spike in his leg" episode because I remember finding Carter deeply annoying at the time and wanted to see if he would annoy me the same way now that I have actual feelings towards him (he did not, less annoying than some of Wilde's antics actually) and Wilde just stoled a fancy pen for like no reason at all wich is extra funny to me because it means that Wilde got more loot that Howard in the "Howard Carter tries to comit a robbery" episode.

[adgp35]

The Wonder of Duct Tape

Elizabeth Sachs, kidnapper, cat burglar and occasional freelance industrial spy, breathed a sigh of relief as she stood up after she had placed several strips of duct tape over the mouth of Adam, who until then had filled the room with the sound of his whingeing, begging and pleading. “I’m not sure who it was, or when, that saw the potential of duct tape to shut up irritating prisoners!” she said to herself with satisfaction as her hogcuffed victim writhed on the ground, “mmmmphing” helplessly, “but it sure was a genius discovery!”

Elizabeth wandered over to the TV, stepping over Adam as she did so. “Now to watch Killers in peace!” she smiled, placing her gun on the table next to the sofa after clicking the screen into life with the remote. Adam continued to grunt feebly. The female kidnapper looked over her shoulder at the young playboy. “Save your voice for the video, sweetheart,” she advised and turned up the TV volume.

My interpretation of the story behind another example of ira9087’s marvellous fm bondage digital art. He used to post on Deviant Art.

[ms-spkhd]

the gator tillman tag here is so funny like why tf are you guys so surprised that he’s written as a confederate sympathizer and not an uwu loserboy angel with daddy issues. hes a fucking cop in rural minnesota.

[igiveupmiss3]

“But you have got a nice ass, ma’am!” protested Billy sadly, completely mystified by his arrest and handcuffing behind his back for harassment by the curvaceous and leather pants-clad policewoman - a statement that only got him into more trouble with her…

Source: FemaleCopWorld on Pinterest

[socks1965]

[chronicowboy]

fuck it friday!

tagged by @alyxmastershipper <333 i hate you for all the wound cleaning extracts, i feel like an exposed nerve

okay not actively writing any buddie right now, doing my goddamn best to write my original stuff (😭😭😭😭😭) but you can have some of my favourite ideas from my buddie au letterboxd list. most of these aren't really aus so much as loosely based on's but hey.

tagging my usual babes @diazass @try-set-me-on-fire @shitouttabuck and @butchdiaz (bc i'm greedy and i want more fleabag au and dog buck fic but no pressure obviously <3)

[hide-your-bugs-away]

WHEN I FIND MAGAZINES WITH THEM ON THE FRONT COVER... IT'S A GOOD DAY... 🥹🐾✨️

[flymeandtiememaam2]

Trouble On Board, Part 4

Meanwhile Jamie had found that Jane was more than willing to try her luck in subduing him. In a couple of seconds, the arrogant young man found himself hauled to his feet and both hands twisted together behind his back by the woman. “Ow!” he cried out. “You can’t do this! I have rights!”

Jane smiled as she pulled out a pair of handcuffs and clicked them onto Jamie’s wrists, securing them together behind him. “You have the right to shut your mouth while I arrange for you to be arrested once we touch down!” she told her infuriated prisoner calmly. But just as the senior stewardess was about to walk the cuffed Jamie down the aisle to the rear of the plane where he would spend the rest of the flight, she heard noise of a kerfuffle in the adjoining compartment. “Amy!” Jane breathed. And then she roughly pushed Jamie back into his seat, and strapped him in. “Don’t go anywhere, sir.” she told the struggling man breezily and then hurried down the aisle, a serious expression on her face.

To be continued.

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[gloucesterroad]

obsessed with how L and Light just beat each other up and then get back to business

[arrowpunk]

Okay I know this isn't how it works at all but I want so badly to be able to have two Inquisitors at the same time, like not 2 separate playthroughs I mean they both survived the conclave and have the anchor on one of their hands. Personally, I think it would be funny.

[latestdreamgirl]

also last night i had a dream about harvey. Did not realise i missed him That much..!

[submission4]

The Bad CFO

Chief Finance Officer John Forsyth, the youngest financial director of a FTSE 100 company ever appointed, wondered where it had all gone wrong as he studied his handcuffed wrists. As the smartly- suited Head of Internal Fraud Investigations who had apprehended him, sauntered over to his own telephone, he remembered. Firstly when his friend, dodgy property manager Ferdinand Chance, offered him a never-to-be-declared “retainer” of £300,000 per year in order to provide untraceable insider trading information and second, when his boss appointed the beautiful Emma Motion to look into financial probity among the top team. Suffice it to say the redoubtable Ms Motion soon traced the untraceables..

Swinging her crossed nylon-clad legs at the contemplative John provocatively as she sat down and went to press the buttons on his phone, the investigator gave him a beaming smile. “Who do you think I should call first, Mr Forsyth?” Emma asked him sweetly. “The Chairman, the CEO, or should I just go straight to the Serious Fraud Office?”

AI image created via Microsoft Bing.