#hanakari jinta

[rdbrainz]

uncle grimm after this drawing my friend said he's probably very patient with kids just like a real cat. ururu would be his favorite methinks because she almost killed him one time and he also doesn't like redheads

[tossawary]

I was rewatching some episodes of Bleach a few months back and I still have a fondness for it. It's one of the first animes I ever watched at all, though I never got very far past that first big Soul Society arc; I used to watch episodes on TV as a kid with my family and I saw cool Bleach cosplays and other stuff frequently at anime conventions. I have a general idea of what happens later thanks to some fanfiction and other forms of Fandom Osmosis.

And I realized while listening to the episodes play in the background that I had... no idea where Urahara's kids came from??? Why are there two children just living with the former Soul Society captains??? I'd never gotten that far (if it was revealed in the main manga or anime at all) and had never come across the information in fanworks or on the few wiki pages that I'd browsed. So, I looked it up on a wiki, and it turns out that Ururu and Jinta are artificial souls like Nemu (this is revealed in one of the novels). Which made sense! I'd been expecting something like that or adoption of random spirit-sensitive humans (this was my guess) or whatever.

But it does make me wonder HOW something like that happened... and also WHY? It's very funny to me that someone in the Urahara-Yoruichi-Tessai throuple (non-canon to my knowledge, unfortunately) apparently decided that they wanted kids (with superpowers, of course) and Urahara just... made some. (Or Urahara was just experimenting and then decided to raise his mad science experiments properly. Maybe it was a "I can do ANYTHING better than that fucker Kurotsutchi and I'll fucking prove it" kind of thing.) Ururu and Jinta are Ichigo's younger sisters' age (uh, maybe, hard to know with artificial souls), so it kind of looks like this mad scientist babymaking went down after Ichigo was born.

My mind keeps going back to that "Text your partner: 'I want a baby'" meme from several years ago as a fic idea.

Tessai: I want a baby.

Kisuke: we already have the cat

Yoruichi: I'm baby

Yoruichi: fuck kisuke beat me to it

Yoruichi: kisuke this is your fault I told you not to let him hold ichigo

Tessai: He's very cute.

Tessai: I want one.

Yoruichi: where are you gonna get one? I'm not doing it

Kisuke: we are also exiled criminals, that feels pertinent to mention here as a consideration when family planning

Tessai: :(

Yoruichi: I mean we've done stupider shit

Yoruichi: still not doing it

Tessai: :'(

Kisuke: wait, don't ask another guy, I'll do it

Kisuke: give me a week

Kisuke: what color?

[stormsthatrage]

Tessai has to co-parent with Kisuke and Yoruichi. Like, damn. Take a moment to think about that.

How frequently do you suppose the latter two utter the words, "Just don't tell your papa?" How frequently do you think the former walks in on an absolute disaster?

How much have Ururu and Jinta done that is objectively terrifying?

[uraharashouten]

From Klub Outside:

2021.06.28

Q135. 「雨」と「ジン太」の謎を教えてください。彼らは何者ですか？ A135. 2人とも喜助の造った被造魂魄です。

Q135. Please tell us the secret behind "Ururu" and "Jinta". Just what are they?

A135. The two are Reconstructed Souls created by Kisuke.

A fan-translation renders Kubo's answer as "Modified Souls," but "改造魂魄" (Kaizō Konpaku) is Modified Soul. Instead, Kubo uses "被造魂魄", which is better translated as "Reconstructed Soul." "破造" implies he broke and modified them.

I have wondered for awhile whose DNA (body and soul) Kisuke might have borrowed to create them, but now I'm fairly certain it hardly matters. Whatever he started with, the implication to me is that he broke it down enough that it no longer retained much of its original characteristics. And honestly, the idea of reconstruction is incredibly IC for him.

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Sibling Smackdown Round 1

[zappobrien]

24. KisuJinta

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[shrkichigo]

BLEACH EDIT DOODLE DUMP

you probably don’t know bleach is my fav anime ever cause I post them but I will every once in a while before I watch the new stuff

OKAY WE GET IT YALL MARRIED!! GET A ROOM DAMN shunsui gripping the hell out them shorts..

I told my friend I shipped this as a joke because of that one scene but byaken….. it’s not a joke anymore

HAD TO DIG IN THE DEPTHS FOR THESE

I love this pixel PEICE so much

[irlkisukeurahara]

Haven’t touched BLEACH in a long time. Just haven’t been hyperfixated on it like I used to be. That will probably change when TYBW season 3 comes out. But, recently, I’ve been fixated on this really old self indulgent human AU that I came up with a bunch of lore for like 2 years ago and never got to write. So, I’ve started writing it out myself. Here are some miscellaneous happenings that have transpired so far in no particular order:

Ichigo and Jinta both called Kisuke a drag queen

Akon threatened someone with a screwdriver

A page long back and fourth teasing Shuuhei about how having a 69 tattooed on your face is very unfortunate.

Toshiro came out as a trans girl, and Ichigo offered her an old skirt from the school uniform that he owns. Toshiro is stunned and is genuinely grateful, that is until Ichigo ruins it by mentioning that she’ll have to pin it in the back, quote, “since you’re so small.”

Shunsui went to grab a bottle of beer from the fridge first thing in the morning and Nanao gave him such an intense stink eye that he just walked away and went back to bed

Shuuhei punched a mirror and then immediately regretted it. Kensei’s way of giving emotional support was to immediately call him a dumbass.

(Kensei then proceeded to drive Shuuhei to school on his motorcycle because he could tell he wasn’t doing well mentally)

Byakuya gets his son ice cream and tries to pretend it was just a one time indulgence for a job well done (In reality, Sojun-ko just asked for it and Byakuya cannot say no to kids for the life of him)

Rukia suggested throwing a party in the Kuchiki manor. Byakuya was fully caught off guard and said quote, “This is a noble manor, not some frat house.”

Rukia tells Yoruichi that she hesitated around her because Byakuya has a restraining order against her. Yoruichi tells her that it doesn’t matter because the restraining order is from Byakuya, not Rukia.

Shunsui almost cut his finger off trying to cut apple and banana slices. Then him and Jushiro’s sons Sogyono and Kotowari throw the banana slices at Jushiro’s face.

Akon was scolded twice for smoking indoors. Both times he slowly and deliberately stubbed out the cigarette on the furniture to annoy them.

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Beating a hard level for your kids is what father must do!

[brittscafe]

Okay first of all I LOVE your writing especially your Kisuke headcanons!! Could you possibly write more about maybe getting hurt in a battle and Kisuke comes to save you and stays with you while you’re injured and like even Jinta and Ururu and Tessai are worried about you since you’re part of the family and Kisuke is just so in love with you? Sorry this was kinda long lol but if not no worries I hope you have a great day!! 💚💚💚

omgggg I absolutely love this idea! <3 I hope you like it!

Jinta and Ururu were in serious trouble and so were you. The arrangers had infiltrated Karakura town and Jinta and Ururu were confronted by Yammy, luckily you were right by their side.

Yammy was a very large and strong man, but you were strong just like any other soul reaper.

Your heavy pants fill the humid air and the sun beams down on you. Your muscles ache and throb and sweat drips down your forehead. Your fingers are loosely wrapped around your heavy sword and you gulp.

"Y/N!" Jinta calls out with concern.

"Stay back!" you demand harshly,

"If you want them, you'll have to go through me first," you demand through gritted teeth, forcing yourself up onto your weak legs in front of Jinta and Ururu.

Suddenly the sword thrusts straight into your lower gut and your heart stops beating for a minute. Your stomach twists into uneasy knots and your eyes glance down at the sword sticking inside of you.

The blood starts to spill out from your gut and the fear fills your eyes. A tiny gasp leaves your lips as Yammy rips out his sword from your gut and the blood splashes onto the green grass, painting it a dark crimson red.

Pain shatters your body and you collapse down onto your knees. The sword clatters onto the grass and your chest becomes heavy. Your face twists with agony and you press your palms to the soft grass, trying to hold yourself up.

Yammy reaches down and wraps his large hand around your throat. He easily lifts your fragile body off the ground up to his eyesight and your feet dangle in the air.

The ground seems a million years away and Yammy chuckles loudly. His hand starts to squeeze against your throat and your eyes start to bulge out from your sockets.

You squirm and grunt as your lungs burn for an ounce of air. You kick your feet back and forth, trying to escape the monster. You dig your fingernails into his hand, but it's no use.

He won't budge.

Your throat burns as if a thousand needles had been jammed into it and tears burn your eyelids. Yammy releases his tight grip. He tosses you aside and your body thuds back onto the ground.

You gasp loudly, inhaling and exhaling ragged, short breaths. Your heartbeat starts to fade out as the tears stream down your face.

"Scream, Benihime!" a familiar voice rings throughout your eardrums. A red beam of energy shoots through the woods and strikes Yammy straight in the chest.

Your heart skips a beat as Kisuke emerges from the smoke created by Benihime. His blonde hair and green bucket hair sway in the wind and Tessai stands behind Kisuke.

Kisuke's eyes flicker over to you and his jaw slightly drops open. His eyes flicker with darkness and rage.

"Are you okay, miss Y/N?" Tessai rushes over towards your side as Kisuke charges at Yammy, swinging his sword like a madman.

You open your mouth to speak, but a loud screeching noise fills your eardrums. Your nose scrunches up at the horrid sound and the blue sky starts to open up.

Yammy starts to float up towards the portal and he roars out a deep chuckle, disappearing back to Hueco Mundo.

Kisuke strides over to you, putting his sword back into his cane. He kneels down beside you and carefully hooks his arms around you. He lifts up your body and a grunt escapes you lips.

You wrap your arms around his neck securely and rest your head against his shoulder.

"I'm sorry I'm late, sweetheart. I'll take care of you now," he whispers softly into your ear. Your eyelids become heavy and by the time Kisuke has taken you back to the shop, you're passed out.

Kisuke carefully undoes your soul reaper uniform and his eyes widen at the large wound below your gut.

Ururu and Jinta are in the kitchen, helping Tessai make a soup for you.

Kisuke's soul burns with a deep feeling of regret and guilt as he cleans the blood staining your skin. A frown tugs on his face and he carefully wraps the white bandage around your torso.

Your chest goes up and down with each soft breath you inhale and exhale. He tightens the bandage and ties your uniform back together.

Your body tingles as your eyelids slowly flutter open and Kisuke's heart skips a beat. His breath shudders as your soft eyes meet his and relief washes over his body.

"Hi," you mumble out with a raspy, weak voice. You hold out your hand and Kisuke grabs onto it, squeezing it tightly.

"Hey there," he greets you with a tiny grin.

"You saved me," you comment.

"I was too late," Kisuke lowers his head with shame, a frown spreading across his face.

"No, you were right on time," you reassure him, propping yourself up and wrapping your arms around his neck. You snuggle your head into the crook of his soft and warm neck.

Kisuke's hands slowly wrap around your waist and he lets out a heavy sigh.

Kisuke closes his eyes and relaxes for a moment, before giving you a gentle squeeze. You pull away from Kisuke and place your hand on his cheek, smiling warmly.

"Miss, Y/N! You're finally awake," Tessai voices make you jolt away from Kisuke. You glance over Kisuke's shoulder and your eyes lock onto Tessai holding a bowl of steaming food.

Ururu and Jinta are right by his side.

"Jinta and I helped Tessai made your favorite soup," Ururu softs speak and your eyes widen. Tessai holds the soup towards you and your mouth waters with hunger.

You reach out your hands to grab the soup, but suddenly Jinta leaps into your arms. A tiny gasp escapes your lips as Jinta grips onto you tightly and

"I was so worried about you," he mumbles out, his voice breaking.

"That's nice of you, Jinta," Kisuke comments, a grin tugging on his face. Jinta pulls away from you and shoots Kisuke a harsh glare.

"You're still a moocher, " Jinta comments and you scoff with amusement. Jinta grabs the bowl from Tessai and hands it to you.

You grab the warm bowl and inhale the sweet scent. Your lungs fill with the smell and Kisuke lets out a tiny chuckle.

"What?" you giggle out, shrugging your shoulders.

"I'm just glad you're okay," he assures you, grabbing onto your hand and interlacing your fingers. Kisuke smiles at you and you give him a reassuring nod.

"Ew!" Jinta scoffs out, crossing his arms over his chest. Kisuke and you glance over at Jinta, both laughing.

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[turnbackthependulum]

Kisuke: *sees Ichigo and Orihime together*

Kisuke: Aaaa~ They're so cute! I would absolutely put them on a boat~

Tessai:

Jinta:

Ururu:

Jinta: You mean... you ship them?

Kisuke: Is that what they call it?

Jinta: *nods head*

Kisuke: Then yes! I SHIP them!

Jinta, Ururu & Tessai, in unison: Totally!

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Sibling Smackdown Preliminary Round

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