#hamburg sv

[thommi-tomate]

Ruhe in Frieden Kaiser

[dweemeister]

January 9, 2024

By Gabriele Marcotti

(ESPN) – For those who saw him play – even just in grainy videos – there's a single image of Franz Beckenbauer that stands out. Striding out of the back, ball at his feet, head held high, eyes scanning for things only he could see, while worry builds in the eyes of the opponents: that was "Der Kaiser" who passed away on Monday, on the pitch.

But there's far more to him than that.

You could say Franz Beckenbauer was a fortunate man. Most of us get just one act in our professional lives; he achieved GOAT candidate status as a player, made history as a World Cup-winning coach, helped his club consolidate its status as a juggernaut, organized a World Cup in his native Germany and ended his career as a member of FIFA's executive committee. (That last one left him tarnished: more of this later.)

Along the way, he was a central part of the biggest soccer-related U.S. phenomenon pre-1994 World Cup, joining the New York Cosmos in their pomp and playing alongside Pelé, Carlos Alberto and Giorgio Chinaglia.

Most of all, with Pele and Johan Cruyff, he was part of a triumvirate of phenoms that defined an era during which the world shrank, TV proliferated the game and superstars became truly global.

Beckenbauer also redefined a position: center back. He wasn't the first sweeper, nor the first central defender who could play a pass and step into the midfield, but nobody did it as effectively and on such a big stage (arguably, before or after). The skills formed in his early years as an attacking midfielder never abandoned him.

The ability to move into the middle of the park, create man advantages or simply spray the ball with accuracy all over the pitch are things we take for granted today, but they were pioneered by Beckenbauer. So too was the idea that a center back wasn't just a destroyer, but a creator, a guy who could illuminate a side; it may not have started with him, but nobody took it to a higher level.

In many ways, Beckenbauer was the first "modern" defender, which is why this commercial ahead of the 2006 World Cup, in which two kids fantasise about putting together a star-studded lineup of contemporary players, is so apt: even though he retired more than two decades earlier, he would not have been out of place among Zinedine Zidane, Kaka, Frank Lampard and the other stars of that tournament...

[daring-youth]

“Studying and volunteering do not make you proletariat. Live the working class, instead of just talking about it!”

Hamburg SV ultras roasting pink hipsters like that is awesome.

St. Pauli - Hamburg SV 2019

[llumimoon]

@feymarche’s Pokémon AU designs and partners they chose for the teens were so cute and charming I had to draw something for it !! :D

[acrazybayernfan]

October 29th 2014 : DFB Pokal second round, Bayern-Hamburger SV (3-1) (part 4)

[bundeslihaha]

Bundeslihaha 2023/24: Bundeslihaus #1

(also posted on my instagram, FeuerVerse)

Here's a Bundeslihaha comic set in the "Bundeslihaus", a reality/variety show where the clubs are put in a mansion to play games and have drama! It's a silly AU concept that might just be canon soon, post-reveal, since they're already doing weird PR shit anyway.

Where some clubs enjoy the spotlight, reclusive Freiburg and "unremarkable" Bochum escape the cameras.

Notes and Transcript below the cut.

Notes

VfL Bochum and Hamburger SV had a fan friendship in the 70s (I'm speculating that it continued at least until the 80s, thus Bochum and Hamburg's 80s hair and HSV's title wins). In Bundeslihaha, they were in a QPR (queer platonic relationship).

Freiburg's reclusiveness comes from the club's lackluster social media presence, as well as its general understatedness.

Bochum may be "die graue Maus" but she is an underground band punk (thanks neonmice for the Bochum music info) who is also a futch/butch lesbian, so she balks at the establishment and publicity.

Not gonna lie, 1980s Hamburg is kinda 😳

Transcript

PAGE 1

In the Bundeslihaus kitchen…

Bochum expertly does all steps of baking a pizza. Freiburg is left looking in awe and is ordered around by Bochum.

PAGE 2

The pizza is done, laid on the counter. There's Fiege beer on it too. Bochum is eating a slice. Freiburg is grinning while pouring Badenian wine into his glass.

Bochum: (thinking) "How'd he fit that wine in his luggage?"

Freiburg: "You seem really used to baking, Bochum. I barely had to do anything - that's rare, usually I have to do the bulk of the work because no one else would step up. You know how it is with these Bundesligists…"

PAGE 3

Bochum: (leans forward on the table, holding her Fiege beer) "Oh, I know. When you're the oldest club and the only girl, you learn this shit. Most men are shit at cooking, no offense to you."

Freiburg: "None taken."

Bochum: "When I dated Hamburg, basically, I taught him everything he knows."

PAGE 4

Bochum: (pissed, like she's been repeating this a lot to other people, waving her beer around) "I know, I know! 'But Bochum, Hamburg is gay and you're a lesbian!' I know. But we were more than 'just friends'."

Freiburg: "That's cool, it's okay, I don't judge." (then it sinks in that Bochum was with HAMBURG of all people. He's dumbstruck, imagining old Hamburg and Bochum with long hair in a kiss) "Please go on."

PAGE 5 (flashback)

A younger Hamburg, with a huge mullet and a mustache, has one hand around Bochum's shoulder. He looks at her affectionately but with the cockiness of a successful club. Bochum, who has short, spiky hair, smiles at Hamburg.

Bochum: (narration) "He was young, rich, spoiled, and high on titles. Can you imagine?"

[player-1]

So how's everyone doing with the SV dlc trailer? 🙃

[goldensunset]

was ev training by killing lotads and got absolutely JUMPSCARED by a shiny one randomly appearing right in front of me

[spieltagslyrik]

Riese fällt!

Hamburg (ich schreibe, wie es ist) spielt gern mal gegen Kleine Mist Unter der Kaiserlinde Schoß geriet der Mist besonders groß

Kleiner als Elversberg geht's kaum gibt der Blamage weiten Raum Rochelt trifft, nett eingeladen Schnellbacher zieht den zweiten Faden

Tief in die Haut des HSV Heyer zirkelt dann punktgenau Zum Anschluss, doch kein Ausgleich fällt Denn Kristof wird am Schluss zum Held

Den Saarländer in mir freut's ehrlich Weil Riesen fäll'n wir hier nur spärlich

[theoniprince]

"Schalke desolat" - da muss man nichts hinzufügen

[jc]

Kommentar #HSVFCN: Punktgewinn oder Punkteverlust?

Hamburger SV 1:1 1. FC Nürnberg

⚽️ 1:0 Elfadli (15., Karabec) ⚽️ 1:1 Emreli (63., Knoche)

In der ersten Halbzeit präsentierte sich der Club im Volksparkstadion sehr engagiert und entschlossen. Gleich zu Beginn gab es eine große Chance durch Emreli, der nach einem Fehler von Heyer alleine auf das Tor des HSV zulief. Leider fehlte es am entscheidenden Abschluss. Diese ausgelassene Gelegenheit wirkte sich aus, denn kurz darauf nutzte der HSV eiskalt die sich bietende Möglichkeit durch einen Treffer von Elfadli. Danach übernahmen die Nürnberger zunehmend das Kommando und schnürten die Hamburger teilweise in deren Hälfte ein. Es waren jedoch die kleinen Ungenauigkeiten und der stark haltende Heuer Fernandes, die verhinderten, dass der längst überfällige Ausgleich noch vor der Pause fiel. Besonders bitter war die Nachspielzeit der ersten Halbzeit, in der Tzimas zweimal hauchdünn scheiterte.

Den zweiten Durchgang dominierte der Club den HSV fast komplett. Immer wieder konnten wir uns in Szene setzen. Der FCN spielte geduldig und belohnte sich schließlich in der 63. Minute mit einem fulminanten Schuss durch Emreli, der den Ball scharf im Winkel zum hochverdienten Ausgleich unterbrachte. Nach diesem ersehnten Moment blieb der Club am Drücker, während der HSV nur vereinzelt zu Entlastungsangriffen kam, die kaum Gefahr ausstrahlten. Insbesondere ein Schuss von Selke wurde souverän von Reichert pariert. In den letzten Minuten entwickelte sich ein offener Schlagabtausch, bei dem der Club dem Sieg deutlich näher war. Trotz eines späten Pfostenschusses seitens des HSV blieb es beim 1:1-Unentschieden.

Angesichts der gezeigten Leistung fühlte sich dieser Punkt etwas unglücklich an, denn der Club hätte an diesem Tag mehr verdient gehabt. Andererseits hätten wir vor ein paar Spieltagen einen Punkt in Hamburg noch mit Kusshand angenommen. Es kommt also auf den Blickwinkel an. Festzuhalten ist, dass die nach oben zeigende Formkurve weiterhin stabil bleibt. Manche sagen sogar, das Spiel wäre die bislang beste Saisonleistung gewesen.

Aufstellung FCN: Reichert – Jeltsch, Knoche, Karafiát – Villadsen, Castrop (71. Lubach), Jander, Soares (71. Yilmaz), Justvan – Emreli (68. Schleimer), Tzimas (84. Goller) Letzte 10 Pflichtspiele: U–N–S–N–N–S–S–S–🏆N–U (BL-Saison: 5 S, 2 U, 4 N) Tabellenplatz: 6 ↑8 (17 Punkte, +4 Tore) Relegationsabstände: ↑ –3, ↓ +8 Nächstes Spiel: Freitag, 08.11., 18:30 Uhr, gg.

1. FC Kaiserslautern (H)

(Original unter: https://1ppm.de/2024/11/kommentar-hsvfcn-punktgewinn-oder-punkteverlust/)

[thommi-tomate]

Oli Baumann joins top 5 goalkeepers with most assists in Bundesliga history

1. Jaroslav Drobný 🇨🇿 : 202 matches 4 assists (2 for Hertha Berlin, 2 for Hamburger SV)

2. Jens Lehmann 🇩🇪 : 394 matches 4 assists (3 for Schalke 04, 1 for Borussia Dortmund)

3. Frank Rost 🇩🇪: 426 matches 4 assists ( 1 for Schalke, 3 for Hamburger SV)

4. Oliver Baumann 🇩🇪 : 435 Matches 4 assists ( 1 for SC Freiburg, 3 for TSG Hoffenheim)

5. Manuel Neuer 🇩🇪 : 478 matches 4 assists ( 4 for Schalke)

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[daring-youth]

“We, the blue-white-black mass, represent Hamburg’s working class.”

St. Pauli - Hamburg SV 2019

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[acrazybayernfan]

October 29th 2014 : DFB Pokal second round, Bayern-Hamburger SV (3-1) (part 1)

The first assist from Thomas Müller to Robert Lewandowski