#halloween spill 2022

[fisheito]

Crimson Phantom: the one that gfkion got me

Flashback to my old yakutier list: in the top tier, you'll notice that one of these is not like the others:

SO WHAT IS IT DOING THERE????????

Perhaps the reason Crimson Phantom R5 ranks so high is cuz of the PERSONAL HISTORY i got with it. The straw that broke the fish's back? the last drop of water that makes the cup run over and spill onto my socks MOST iRRITATINGLY?Hm. Maybe. Prepare yourself for the longest post yet:

Let me give you a timeline...

May 2022: start playing nuca during Mystical Banquet. First SSR is Endless Banquet Garu. I am intrigued by his musculature and adorable puppy eyes. July 2022: Idol Fest. I only care about Olivine. Captain Oli is the one SSR i get, and i am exceedingly happy. October 2022: Eerie Escapade. I pull for Garu, but get 3 Yakumos. I am bitter and ignore him entirely. November 2022: I don't have many SSRs, so I consider building my 2-star vampire yaku. This would involve unlocking his rooms for the stat boost. I ask Friend A, who also plays nuca, what his rooms are like. Friend A says "it was roleplay cringe but free' I respond, "i expected as much" and do not build up vampire yaku. December 2022: I get Friend B to start playing nuca. Since we live together, it is very easy to spark impromptu , impassioned nuca discussions in the middle of the kitchen. February 2023: Friend B discovers the main menu- Past Events and Galleria, most notably. Their eyes sparkle as they look thru the events they missed. "When did you start playing?" they ask. "Since THIS event." i say, pointing to the Mystical Banquet banner. "Can I see who you have?" I give them my phone. They express mild awe as they scroll. We continue life as usual. March 2023: Friend B gets Spring Chaos Edmond and i am JEALOUS. I say so- regularly and loudly. During one such griping session, this occurs:

Me: you JUST started playing . you cannoT be destroying me in the rolls like this!!! i'm getting NOTHING!! Friend: but you have so many units that I don't! That I didn't even have a chance to get!!! Me: none of them are Beautiful Bride Edmond??!!! Friend: BUT YOU HAVE VAMPIRE YAKUMO Me: ?????????? so??? Friend: GOD HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I'M SO SAD I MISSED HIM Me: you can have him. he's not doing anything over here. i wanted garu!! Friend: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN UNLOCKED HIS ROOMS? THAT'S NOT FAIR. GIVE HIM TO ME. I'LL TREAT HIM RIGHT Me: i wish i could dude i wish i could

Please imagine the utmost confusion on my face the moment my friend equated Bride Edmond's beauty to Vampire Yakumo's.

Because,, from the moment I started nuca, I had zero interest in yakumo's general aesthetic. I was long soured off the vibes due to an extensive history of dating sims shoving a Certain Guy into my face:

"Certain Guy AKA 1st potential love interest is imperious red/black guy who's also kinda the True Ending so we're only giving you the illusion of free will and you will be disappointed by the lack of care we give to other routes compared to this guy. You wanted a character that wasn't him? HAHAHA nah that nobody dies in a ditch offscreen. You were SUPPOSED to fall in love with the 1st guy we showed you and find his attitude problems attractive for the rest of your blissfully coupled life." (The freshest wound at the time was Nobunaga from that Specific branch of the ike series)

Butbutbut!! Yakumo is not imperious??? He's nothing like what you're describing??

Yes, dear reader, your assessment is fair. UNfORtUNATeLY, I'm a shallow ho and just the LOOK of his redblack skeleton embroidery was enough to repel me. The only thing that kept Yakumo in the Neutral zone was that his story self was Wibbly.

Looking at VAMPIRE yakumo, however... This was not wibbly. Here, with his hair slicked back and his torso seemingly widened and his generic bishonen-vampire-halloween-cosplay ...... it irked me. I did not like it. This look was everything I hated about those redblack domineering types haunting my past. The one interesting thing about yakumo (his wibble. his personality subversion of the aggro trope) and they GOT RID OF IT? Nah. I'm not into it. I refuse it out of principle.

I was steadfast in my dismissal of vampyaku for months.. But that was because I played alone- without outside influence.

Then that March conversation with Friend B happened.

SUDDENLY, SOMEONE introduces the POSSIBILITY that YAKUMO in THIS form can be attractive? Huh? Seriously? People think that?Legitimately never occurred to me. Unfortunately, my friend's words are in my head now.

During that convo (a convo which, unbeknownst to me, caused the first cracks in the healthy moderation i held for this game), i jokingly offered to unlock vampire yaku's rooms so my friend could watch them. A peace offering. "PLEASE!!!!!", they yelled,, with effusive sincerity.

Ah... well now I had to commit...

Determined to give my friend a Nice Thing, I threw excess knives at yakumo in my spare time. "I might as well unlock these rooms, and see how bland they are, and maybe sorta achieve vindication when I show them to my friend and they find out how Not Worth It vampire yakumo is compared to bride edmond" (I am fueled by spite and pettiness.)

thus, with time... ROOM 1 UNLOCKED!

Yakumo is wallowing again. Nothing new. He's handling the new cooking duties well, though. Good for him! Eiden is perceptive and wonderful, as usual... ah, eiden, beloved eiden.....i adore him and all the Sense he brings to these traumatised clan members ☺ Oop, there they go! initiating the cliche roleplay! Biting. Blood. Yep. Guess we're doing this.

AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ROOM 2

I was so self-satisfied when i unlocked R2. I mean, i wasn't going to show my friend until i unlocked EVERYTHING, but so far? From what I saw? this ain't it. this is SAD. this is... so very unsexy.

the only thing anchoring me to the present while watching this room was eiden's cheeky self. As Friend A remarked long ago, this was indeed cringe roleplay (but eiden is free).

I'm not very adept at voice reading/recognition, but i still felt something was up with yaku's voice. Meaning, it was different. he was REALLY laying it on heavy... It being the Role? Where was his tremulous soft voice? Naaaaaah, here in R2 we got yaku DROPPING octaves like they're on fire and affecting a drawl that...i think... is supposed to add to the seductive dangerous mood? i think? i'm really not good at parsing the horny from the Not fjkdrhgdu

with every extended vowel leaking thru yaku's fangs MY ANTI-NOBUNGA DEFENSES ARE BRISTLING yaku is REALLY playing it [Count Drakumo] up and he is NOT himself and, wait, he's spiralling? ooohhhhhh ok this is not good this is not fun he is not having fun

yes ok we've been over this my boner is dead killed by sadness that's just me not everybody is like me and i should let ppl like what they like MOVING ON

ROOM 3: OOOh Girl How they gonna react after THAT disastrous scene Woah!

Yakumo, angry???? Standoffish???? REfusing to be near Eiden? Interesting.... I mean. No! Not interesting! There's nothing interesting about vampire yakumo! Cliche as hell!!! Conventionally decent-lookin whatever-man is growling and hiding his face in a shadowy corner while saying things like "oh i'm a horrible monster .who could truly love me?!" and "stay away!! i'll only hurt you!!!"

Eiden: starts spouting truths about how the perception of "bad" and "undesirable" traits don't negate an entire person's positive traits and that someone's value can't be determined by such rigid thinking

Me: dammit eiden. stop making sense. i'm trying to hold a grudge here .............i'm starting to get hungry...

ROOM 4: OOPS I LOVE EIDEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU EIDEN AND READING THIS ROOM MADE ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE yakumo is, once again, spiralling in his self-hatred. i, on the other side of the screen, am getting weary. tbh, if you asked me to react to yakumo in real time, i would not know how to behave appropriately. i probably would have dismissed his concerns in some way (empty reassurances or bored ignoring).

but eiden??? ebeatutiiful emotionally UNconstipated FULL OF EMPATHY FIBRE eiden? candid... communicative... accepting yet not encouraging the dark thought patterns. . a self-aware king...

so when eiden gets in front of that mirror to demonstrate the self-talk "training":

I AM SO ENDEARED AND IM LO IBVE UHJIJM....

When Eiden gives yaku a chance to try, poor snakey doesn't know what to say. So Eiden whispers all these nice words and affirmations while standing behind yaku, expecting him to repeat them outloud THEN OF COURSE THE SILLY GUY ESCALATES TO HORNY AND I HAVE TO 🤣🤣🤣

ok, i'll begrudgingly admit... pretty cute interaction... and funny... if there's one way to win me over it's The Funny... how dare. how dare this room make me smile. I'm having a little giggle. Over a Yakumo room. THANKS eiden. For injecting humour into anything and making everything seem more tolerable...

After the practice run, Yaku ends up spilling his actual fears about his dual natures... but eiden insists that he can handle both.

yaku: if i think these dark thoughts does that make me a bad person eiden: well we all have layers n stuff so go wild yaku: if. if i. wanna lock u away all for myself and gnaw on your bones forever and keep u attached to my skin like an anglerfish absorbs mates into their flesh. will u hate me??? eiden: girl let your freak flag fly. i can take u ;););)

OKAY. SO MAYBE I CAN SORT OF SEE THE POTENTIAL FOR *NOT-AS-SAD* HORNY. THIS IS QUITE NICE (i comment mildly, gesturing to the emotional catharsis and deepening your understanding of another person). Now that yaku is emboldened in uh, being himself? all versions of himself? let's see how boinking is gonna go. hopefully it will be quite the departure from R2's struggle hours...

FUFIOKIN. ROOM 5: BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

The FIRST thing that strikes me when the room starts is

EIDEN YOU ARE SO HOT WHAT TH BRWOIJAOIEWFSKAESFKJLFEA?

INIPPL?

EIDEN'S HANDS? I'M BITING THEM? LET ME BITE THEM??? Yeah so i'm just staring at eiden displayed proudly in the mirror and a bird could probably land in my mouth with how it was hanging open, thinking, "yall know how to lewd your protagonist, nuca.... respect....." i'm distracted, but i need to move the room along so

.? ⚠! (ALERT NOISE) (ping!) the only yakumo room i've unlocked at this point is the OG SSR/Story H. i may have seen idol r2, too. so my current image of yakumo at this point is: -wet -crying -subby little baby

therefore, him saying he's GOING TO TEASE EIDEN causes my brow to upturn. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 really? really, yakumo? YOU? are you even capable of doing that? can you do more than one thing [be wet baby]? i doubt it. these games always choose one niche for a character and stick to it... you caNNOT drift into switchery. try it i dare u (<- famously lesser-known last words)

eiden, in line with "i can take all of you", responds that he likes both. and btw, this ain't one-sided. he warns that he's about to weaponise bottoming again. if yakumo thinks he can just lead eiden around, lolollololo l good luck. my boy's gonna squeeze him dry (seriously. i have zero faith in yakumo's ability to stay in control of any situation)

OK! so! they're fukin *mundane hand gesture. rollin it along*

yakumo slows his roll and is all, actually, part of the fun is looking at you confused and needy :3 so he's going at a super lax pace and adjusting his dick angle and some other tactical penis feint that's edging eiden into horny frustration

as if i'm cheering on my fave racehorse, i start YELLING when eiden ~~snatches back the reins~~~~

WEAPONISE! 👏THAT!! 👏BOTTOM!!!!!!!👏🏭🎬ATTABOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!📣📣📣🔊📢🔊🎖🥳📣🔊📢

wait what ........HOW HAS HE NOT LOST IT? if eiden went off on me like that, uhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha rest in pesis i'm losing immediately but... crybaby.... is holding it together? in fact, he somehow TAKES CONTROL AGAIN??????? THET F ????

idk guess i'm shocked with processing another side of yakumo that i didn't expect,, i avoided yakumo because his look served potential for "2000s toxic seme" energy. but i tolerated him because his ACTUAL personality was NOT That. yet... now he's showing that exact domineery junk and i'm ..ok with it? Is it specifically because i've only seen him be pathetic in every other room?!

i'm just gonna...a. take a moment here to... maybe sort of understand the predicament i'm in along with my growing . something. admiration? for yakumo. uhhh.... hmmmm..........

yeah ok whatever people can be freaks about nipples i guess

SHIT I FORGOT HE HAS COLD HANDS . SHIT. I FORGOT I LIKE COLD HANDS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M INTO THAT?

NOT THE NECK BITING AGAIN AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHA FOR REAL?????? VAMPIRE COSPLAY SERIOUS????? (<- my voice has gone an octave higher as i start panic laughing)

i don't know why i didn't expect that here. do i just not think ahead? it's stupid count drakumo. of course he's gonna suck blood. at least twice. maybe the rest of you saw it coming, and rolle dyour eyes. ahahaha, how very trite. how very standard.

did the active shattering of my preconceived yakumo.png weaken me THAT much? was i sudddenly swept up into the revelation thata game was Finally going beyond the yaoi dichotomy? to make someone subby AND dommy? Was i SO swept up that the "cringe vampire roleplay" bypassed my eyerolling sensor?!?!?!

i've got a single nervous bead of sweat making its way down my back and it's cuz of the very simple combo of hole/temperature/neck

so while i'm taking another impromptu wary pause , stewing at how DEVASTATED i may or may not be idk whatever it's not a big deal that the neck bite isn't shown on screen

LOGIC: that makes sense. animating and drawing that separate pose in this setup would be way too much work for 2 sentences. HORNY: TEAR INTO HIM. SUCK HIM DRY. LET ME

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeah for real. I'M feeling attacked right now. eiden trying his best not to splort from the three-pronged feel-up (struggling like an amorous salmon up a waterfall) when suDNDEnly

......?

*RECORD SCRATCH* ?!?!?!?!?!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!??????????????????????? ?????!?!?!?!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????E?!?FKFOO>>>>?VFF??A""????":??"??????!?!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

👆

WHAT WAS THAT?

*runs into the adjacent room like it's a reality tv privacy booth* *slams the door and stares incredulously at the camcorder* *points toward the room i just left*

IS THAT ALLOWED?

Is Yakumo legally allowed to say "fuck"?????

*falls into a hushed and baffled whisper* i don't have enough Japanese comprehension to parse exactly what yakumo said oh god i wish i had the comprehension is this a translator liberty? is it real? because if the original speech was actually more reserved but the translators were like "bro that ain't sexy. just write FUCK"?? i guess that wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility? but if yakumo legitimately said "fuck" ...... AND dropped the honorific from eiden's name?! .......... huh! ohhhhhhhh *ruffles my hair out of confusion* did he really say that? i mean ok he's a grown ass snan i shouldnt ' be scandalised like i hear d an infant say FUCK as its first word , 11 months out of the womb ....... *deep breath* ok. don't dwell on it. gotta return to the task at hand. *steadfastly turns the doorknob and returns to my previous location*

so eiden looks like what i feel right now (in the key of: !?!?!?) thankfully the surprise doesn't last long in the face of his shamelessness (blessed be eito), so he tries to repeat after yakumo but yakumo's drilling him so hard that brain mysgh muysh can't really... speak..prororperly

SUHUT THE FUCCK UP YAKUMO I'VE NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED BY SUCH A SHORT SENTENCE GO AWAY WITH YOUR THIRTY SHADES OF COUNT DOMKUMO PARADING IN HERE THINKIN YOU CAN DISH OUT ORDERS LIKE THSI WHEN YOU'R E NORMALLY A SOBBING MESS BY NOW=====----

*pinches in between my brows* uueugh...... eiden doesn't get to finish his task but they go at it until the screen goes white with that powerful SPLOOSH we all know and love

and yakumo FINALLY breaks character getting juiced released a bit of his control i guess we hear an "uhu" at last. he uses his pathetic wibble to ask eiden for more because he's still hard. of course he is...... mans is never done.......dick ouroboros with the way he never ends.......

BUT THEN EIDEN PULLS A FACE THAT GRABS MY ENTIRE BRAIN AND FLOODS ME WITH SO MUCH AFFECTION

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY JUST LOOK AT HIM SLUTTY BLEP i was having an out-of-body experience i was suddenly going over every BL i've ever played and how none of the protags were ever this unabashedly INTO IT (of course we are only here because we build upon the foundations of our gay ancestors THANK YOU GAYASS SPIRITS OF YORE , ) BUT! i'm experiencing a grand realisation of how far we've come and how eiden being a slutty versatile dweeb enriches my life to untold measures and his stupid cute little ;P thirsty look is going to sustain me for years and also i love it so much i'm going to screenshot it and keep it in my gallery just so i can look at it whenever i think about homophobia existing ever . i love u eiden get that dick and hole forever💖

now that yakumo is all vulnerable and Himself and freed from his edgy persona , he's just pounding into eiden liek �� i'm just a normal snokai right? 🥺😥 so it's ok to act the way i truly want to❓ you'll accept all of me? 😖 i'm not a horrible irredeemable monster ?? 😧💦 you still want me? here?? with you???🥺🥺🥺 i'm allowed to make you feel good??😢?😭?😥 of course eiden affirms all this with a big moany yes (in surprisingly eloquent words despite the state of his anus)

and to top it all off, the room provides a full circle of plot by letting eiden complete his failed "repeat after me" task from before..- with a horny addendum about how he can't get enough of yakumo's dirty expressions, because of course our boy has to get the last word.

ahhh,,, like an epic movie,, it all comes together. loose ends tied and fucklines affirmed. tasks fulfilled; pervert's journey complete;; we, the audience, can go home with satisfied closure.

after-credits sceNe: when the post-nut clarity hits yakuei, i am brick'd with overwhelming concern about eiden's leg. how has it NOT cramped this entire time, being held up like that.? what was that? at least 15 minutes?! of lifting up one leg and spreading it so wide? damn, boy, is ya potassium that powerful? no calf cramps? nothing? eiden your sexual athleticism is unrivalled. i am in awe.

Note!

When i first watched these rooms, I didn't have headphones. Months later, i finally got to watch the scenes WITH SOUND. and i was so very pleased to hear that yakumo's voice in R5 was a nice middle ground between his suuuuper drawly heavy cosplay mode R2 angstvoice,, and his regular uhuu soft voice. it's definitely more himself, but with the added confidence of roleplaying ehuehue so it's just nice!! to hear him being more secure in himself!! and enjoying the situation!! but also teasing eiden and enjoying the power plays?? yay! near the end he returns almost fully to his regular voice due to , you know, whiny pleady 🥺 feels-too-good things afoot and that just .... upped the affection for me.... ugh... so he CAN do both......

in future watches, i eventually take the time to look at yakumo's face instead of eiden's. . .

and i do NOT like where my subsequent thoughts go

oh no he's hot.......................

WE RETURN TO REALITY. IT IS SOME TIME BETWEEN MARCH AND MAY (2023). I HAVE AT LAST UNLOCKED ALL OF CP YAKUMO'S ROOMS. I AM IN MY ROOM AND I AM SHOOKETHED. Shortly, I seek out Friend B, the catalyst for this train of horror and realisation. I tell them the task is done. Eventually, i give them my phone so they can watch their beloved vampire yakumo rooms. I couldn't even hand it over with the derisive scoff I THOUGHT I would show. the look of absolute dismissal that used to appear whenever someone mentioned crimson phantom yakumo. No, i handed it over with thinly concealed amusement . perhaps even excitement, that someone would soon share in something that so pleasantly surprised me. A part of me wished for them to return my phone with a disappointed "tch". to tell me that, oh, that wasn't very good after all. you were right. i could have missed out on vampire yakumo and lost nothing. Unfortunately, they returned my phone later that evening . their eyes glittered with the glee of someone whose hopes were beautifully fulfilled. "OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW it was gonna be amazing!", they bubbled. "Yeah." is all i could say... . I spend the following weeks slowly falling victim to yakumo's charms. By June, I am putting up posters of him all over my room while talking about how much i hate him.

SUMMARY: like nuca itself, it started as a joke and now the quences have conned. i'm suffering the cussions, reperfully. eiden did NOT help. he was beautiful and amazing from every angle and that added to the positive associations with these rooms,, and by extension, yakumo. and now? now i hate this snakeboy for what's he's done to me. i'm p sure he's actively moving the goalposts on my preferences as i type. i'm scared. he has too much power . that this mushy noodle would subvert tropes by following the old kabedon-seme script then DO IT AGAIN by hitting me with the SUBVERT REVERSE BEAM #2 and now i dream about railing him under the moonlight.

it was all downhill from that accursed roleplay. eiden's a gayteway drug. he fkoin got me. and now yakumo's got me too

[judesbelligoal]

https://www.tumblr.com/judesbelligoal/756822867004555264/can-someone-spill-the-tea-about-emma-smet-and

Nobody knows, but I’m pretty sure they had something. Call it situationship if you want, but they weren’t just friends, that’s for sure.

They were close from 2018 to 2022. They were seen together in Halloween 2019 and after a while they were seen again last months of 2021. That’s when they used to hang out A LOT. Emma was everywhere Kylian went with his friends.

He even brought her to one of PSG’s matches, Kylian wasn't playing and they were seen in the stands. He NEVER did that with anyone. He wasn’t minding being seen with her, he didn’t keep it low-key like other girls he spent time with (Like Georgia)

And there’s a certain video from April 2022 I think it was, where they went with Hakimi and Tchaga to an amusement park. It was all closed for them. And in one video, they were on a roller coaster or something like that and Kylian was sat behind her while she was between his legs. And they were very close but Kylian seemed weird in that video to me because he was wearing a cap and looking down the whole time, they knew they were being recorded.

After that, they split out, they unfollowed each other on Instagram. Apparently, Emma was seen kissing a guy and it was published in some magazine.

Me, personally… I think Kylian was trying for a relationship, and she’s in fact they only girl who seemed to be his gf. All the other girls he was with, are escorts.

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[theparavoidgrey]

BLOOD MOON (10/31/2022)

"Frequently, I think back to my sister's passing—her final, writhing gasps with an arrow lodged firmly in her stomach and her blood spilling into the battlefield's soil. "Not tonight. Tonight, the Moon shall carry her blood and mine. For once, I felt freedom."

Old art of my werewolf mercenary character, William Barks, made for Halloween 2022. He doesn't get much use nowadays, but I've always liked writing about him when I could.

[whimsyswastry]

Oooh, ME: Leviathan? I'd love to hear more about that from the wip meme.

This one is my pride and joy!!! It's the WIP I've been working on most over the last couple years and is closest to being complete. I hope to have the whole thing edited and to start posting by Halloween.

I was trying to knock out the ending of another story during NaNo 2022, but it wasn't going anywhere. So I opened up a new document and just started writing the most self-indulgent drivel I could think of... and Leviathan was born.

It's a slight AU on the Leviathan DLC. It's how would the relationship between Shepard and Kaidan have progressed if they hadn't seen one another since Horizon and were then forced to investigate the possibility of a Reaper killer.

It's especially self-indulgent in part because exes to lovers is one of my favorite tropes (I love a happy ending), but also because when they land on Despoina, they don't crash land on a debris field of downed ships, but instead find an ExoGeni underwater research facility harboring a few secrets.

I initially started this fic to try and flex my romance writing skills (which are still pretty lacking), but honestly, Shepard's scenes with her bestie (Joker) steal the show:

She banged around in the cabinets, looking for something to eat to keep her hands and mind busy. She found a cast iron tea kettle and several flavors of tea tucked away in the corner cabinet. No telling how old the leaves were, but it was better than nothing. She chose a spicy-scented mixture and added some creamer that Steve had brought down from The Hastings. She took her time making two cups of tea, walking slowly to not spill any of the precious, warm liquid. "How are you doing?" Shepard prodded Joker gently, extending her second cup of tea to him.  "Did you ask anyone else how they were doing?" He snapped but took the steaming mug. Shepard smiled as he cupped it with both hands, savoring the warmth it brought to his fingers. "Not yet." She sat down on the couch, letting his calves fall across her lap. "It was a lot of stairs." She would've let the conversation end there; he'd never been one to complain, much less share about his struggles. But he relaxed against his pillows and sighed, saying, "One hundred and forty-four steps. Not counting the landings. You know what pilots are best known for? Their stair-stepping. We hold an award show every winter. The System's Alliance Stair Stepping for Pilots Who'd Rather Be Sitting on Their Ass Awards." Shepard chuckled and then cursed when the laugh jostled a splash of heat over her lip. "You'll be a shoo-in this year." "I hope so. I was robbed last year." The room was quiet while they finished their tea, only Joker's exaggerated sipping breaking the silence. After he placed the mug on the ground next to the couch, he placed his hands behind his head and asked in a dead-serious tone, "Do I need to hit him?"

[helloliriels]

'2022 The Year of the Crack Fic' Challenge

[Image description: John is struggling to pull the 2022 tiger off of Sherlock as he is 'Clueing for Looks' with a big thought bubble with expletives in a cartoonish fashion]

Skittles by FawnHickory - Part 2 of the Skittles series! 🍬🍭🍫

Do Not Microwave Him! by FawnHickory - Part 1 of the Skittles series! 🍬🍭🍫

Dinner Jackets & Deception by trillian_jdc- Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade are spies, sent to gather information from a target through seduction if necessary, but they find each other a bit of a distraction. 🍬🍭🍫

In Another Life by RiTheBiGuy_TileyTMR- My submission for the year of the crack fic challenge so enjoy. Also this just gets so ridiculous so yeah I have no idea how to prepare you all for that … 🍬🍭🍫

Love Potion No.9 by helloliriels - Sherlock pretends to be under the spell of a love potion to hit on John and see how he takes it? In which, Sherlock Holmes is a shy genius. And Mike & Molly are good wingmen. 🍬🍭🍫

Did You Steal My Penis? by FawnHickory- John is trying to have a nice cup of tea when Sherlock has a small crisis. 🍬🍭🍫

Love At First Bite by Fluffbyday_Smutbynight - “It’ll be fun,” Mike had said. Recently discharged John Watson has an… interesting night out. 🍬🍭🍫

Snow Angels, Baker Street Style by FawnHickory - John discovers a hole in Greg’s life experiences and remedies it rather creatively. 🍬🍭🍫

🍬🍭🍫 Hello? And She’s Got CRACK FICS made with Johnlock Candy! 🍬🍭🍫

A recipe for laughter on every chapter!

Vegetables by FawnHickory - Sherlock is accidentally exposed to a hallucinogenic substance. The comparisons his mind makes are interesting. 🍬🍭🍫

Sherlock Needs a Doctor … For His Writing by trillian_jdc - Sherlock tries writing up some of his own cases, but he needs some medical advice. Perhaps Mycroft knows a candidate? 🍬🍭🍫

Birdie Sitting! by FawnHickory - Part 3 of the Skittles series! 🍬🍭🍫

Zing and You’ll Miss It! by Raina_at - Every year, the monster community meets at Halloween for a big party. Sherlock is bored out of his mind as usual, when suddenly a handsome human stumbles into the monster party. 🍬🍭🍫

Do Not Download the Souls! by helloliriels - Sherlock ‘on-the-side-of-the-angels’ Holmes was not supposed to be a detective … John Hamish Watson was not supposed to be dead … We all have bad days. (WIP) 🍬🍭🍫

So You’re Like Me by Yuliares - The sun is going down, and John Watson is standing in front of a looming mansion with a delivery for one Sherlock Holmes. (aka “Homosexula” Twitter crack) 🍬🍭🍫

CPR by MutedSilence - Sherlock sings CPR by CupcakKe when he’s alone. What can he say, it’s catchy. 🍬🍭🍫

It Happens For Good by hey_there_buddy - “John, have you-” ... John stared at Sherlock, his blue eyes boring into the detective’s calculating one, waiting for Sherlock to finish the sentence. Which Sherlock never finished. 🍬🍭🍫

No matter the chase, it’s you by my side by Yuliares - “Jesus Christ!” yells John, nearly spilling his hot mug of tea over his lap. He glares as Sherlock bursts into the room. “What is it now?” ... “It’s Valentine’s day,” hisses Sherlock, stabbing the mantlepiece, face scrunched up in disdain. 🍬🍭🍫

A Tooth For A Traumatic Experience by MutedSilence - Sherlock loses a tooth and learns about the tooth fairy. 🍬🍭🍫

Speak Now! by Raina_at - Now is not the time to say something … Last chance. Make up your mind, Holmes! 🍬🍭🍫

I Will Go Down With This Ship! by helloliriels - Their ship was sinking. John & Sherlock hold each other. (yes, I rewatched Titanic) 🍬🍭🍫

Duet by PlantsAreNeat - Intimacy can be measured by how comfortable one feels with another person, even at moments when perhaps, one should feel embarrassed. 🍬🍭🍫

Why Are You Hiding In The Dark? by FawnHickory - Fill for a Tumblr prompt! Dialogue prompt “…Why are you hiding in the dark?” 🍬🍭🍫

Mrs. Hudson’s Crack Brew! by ChrisCalledMeSweetie - Mrs. Hudson is beginning to regret the part she played in bringing Sherlock and John together.��Not to put too fine a point on it, those boys are LOUD. Can she find a way to make things better? Or will she only make them worse? It all depends on your perspective… 🍬🍭🍫

Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit! by helloliriels - John wakes up next to Sherlock and isn't sure if this is real? 🍬🍭🍫

Sherly Boner and Jammy Hotson Investigate the Threatened Queens by MutedSilence - Sherlock never expected John Watson to be a great Drag Queen. He will have John in his bed by the end of the night - consensually of course. 🍬🍭🍫

I Love Lamp by helloliriels - It was a ridiculous whim … buying the lamp. And Sherlock just might lose his mind, trying to unlock it’s secrets … 🍬🍭🍫

What's Under the Kilt? by trillian_jdc - Mycroft and Greg think a kilt might make fooling around easier. I think they're right. 🍬🍭🍫

Uncover My (S)mouldering Heart by Asterisko - The mould in 221C might not be what it seems. 🍬🍭🍫

Human Urges by topsyturvy_turtely - John hated it. He utterly and truly hated it. He despised himself for it. It was going on his nerves. In fact it annoyed the fucking SHIT out of him. That stupid, always present, torturing urge to be kissed! 🍬🍭🍫

Sherlock’s Secret Laboratory Journal by meet_me_in_samarra - What does a helplessly pining but absolutely clueless Sherlock do in order to woo an oblivious John? He turns to the internet for advice on the art of seduction and notes the experiments in his secret laboratory journal … 🍬🍭🍫

At the Umbrella Shop by trillian_jdc - Mycroft visits the umbrella shop, where an attractive, silver-haired man is working. 🍬🍭🍫

Mind Palace Dream Tour by Yuliares - Even before his deployment—and the insomnia—John Watson had never been a dreamer. So it’s quite a shock when John’s head hits the pillow and he finds himself standing in the middle of an immense foyer, marble columns arching high over his head. 🍬🍭🍫

Gargoyles by trillian_jdc - Greg needs to reveal his secret -- he's a werewolf -- to Mycroft before they get any closer. Only Mycroft's got a secret of his own. 🍬🍭🍫

🍬🍭🍫 It's YOUR fic! Use as much CRACK as you want!!! 🍬🍭🍫

[zainclaw]

2022 fic wrap-up

I only wrote 3 fics this year, one for each of the last three months of the year, which I’m still very pleased about considering how busy I’ve been. One for Halloween, one for the ��to be found’ anniversary, and a Christmas one. I’m looking forward to writing more next year now that I’ve settled into my new life more!

Thanks for all the love this year 🙏❤️

Bitumen  (3,987 words) M, vampire!buck, blood drinking, first kiss

“So what are you saying, Buck?” He asks, voice quiet. He doesn’t want to jump to conclusions, wants to make sure he really understands what Buck is trying to tell him. “You’re saying you refuse to drink my blood because I— What? I’ll taste too damn good? And you think it’ll ruin others’ blood for you, somehow? Because we’re—” Eddie swallows, heart fluttering. “Because we’re best friends?” Buck licks his chapped lips. “I know it will,” he rasps. “You think,” Eddie reasons. “You don’t know. You don’t know for sure if this would even be a problem.” Buck doesn’t falter. He doesn’t even blink, his eyes somber. “I know,” he says simply. “How?” Eddie challenges. “You haven’t actually tasted me yet.” A muscle in Buck’s jaw twitches. “I have.” “What?” Eddie frowns. “When?” But as soon as the question is out of his mouth, cold realization sets in. And he can still see it clear as day — Buck standing in the street just a few feet in front of him, red blood splattering all over him. In his face. In his mouth. Something dark twists inside Eddie’s gut. “Oh,” he says.

to belong  (9,614 words) E, werewolf!buddie, established relationship, first time

“Where to?” Eddie asks once they’re in the truck.   And Buck thinks about the mountains. Thinks about stretching out on all fours, digging his claws into the earth beneath him and run. Thinks about the feel of the cool night air against his face, in his fur, as a million scents fill his nose. But that’s not what we wants right now. “Home,” he says, the word not yet familiar on his tongue. Eddie holds his gaze, something warm spilling into the brown of his eyes. “Home,” he echoes.

Christmas Lights  (1,249 words) T, canon, established relationship, cuddles

“What?” Eddie asks, smiling as he cups Buck’s cheek. Buck licks his lips. “You said— You said our. Our bed. Our couch.” The butterflies inside Eddie’s belly swirl. “Well,” he says, a little unsure. “Isn’t it?” Buck’s eyes are soft, glistening in the dark. “It is,” he whispers, as if scared to voice it outloud. “I mean— I want it to be. I just still can’t believe it sometimes. And it’s still so… new.” It is new. So new that Eddie still wakes up some days thinking the two of them getting together must have been a dream. “I know,” Eddie says softly, heart fluttering. “But it’s— This is it, Buck. This is it for me. For Christopher. You’re it for us. So. Yeah. Whatever you want to be ours, as a couple, as a family— I’m already there, Buck. Have been for a long time.”

[azucar-skull]

Halloween story from 2022:

I can't participate in trick-or-treat due to disability but I still like dressing up and eating candy. So that's what I did.

I dressed up a skeleton (duh) and bought whatever bag of candy was left at the store. As I left, I tried opening the bag while I walked and ended up spilling a couple pieces when I bumped into a kid.

I offered the fallen candy to the kid as an apology and then suddenly I was swarmed by a bunch of children and the world became a blur.

When I came to, I was walking home with like 10 pieces of candy left.

that bag was expensive ;-;

[alien-melissa]

The Australian Music Scene Is On Fire .✦

✶.•Babie Club‧₊˚✧

オーストラリアの友人が行っていて知った『Babieclub 』というパーティーコレクティブ。日本のホステスクラブを改装して作られたというメルボルンのクラブ。ポップでキラキラした空間に装飾され、そこにはそれぞれ思い思いの好きな格好で踊る人々。

アニメのコスプレ、ロリータ、フェアリー、ギャル、着ぐるみ、、日本のサブカルチャーの影響を感じるものからパンクやゴスファッションなど様々。

イベントの詳細には᭙ꫝꪮ ᭙꠸ꪶꪶ ꪗꪮꪊ ᥇ꫀ, babie?

wear that one outfit that's been sitting in your wardrobe. >> you know the one.

(グローゼットに眠ったままの服を着てきて、分かるよね？あれだよ)

音楽はHyperpop/Future bass/Nightcore/Anime meme music/Y2K pop...

なりたい姿で、好きな音楽で踊り、ありのままの自分を解放するピースフルな空間を共有できるパーティー。

同じように自由で自身を解放するパーティーコレクティブ他にもある..

꧁ celestia(天体) ꧂

多次元のクリエイティブ団。Artist,Visionary,Dreamerのためのスペース。

詳細には

「誰もがワイルドな面とそれを解放したくてうずうずしていることも知っています。あなたの中の反逆者と破壊者から逃れるため、星の光の中に足を踏み入れる時が来ました。宇宙の中で天国のように楽しんでくれることを願っています♡༉‧₊˚✧」

と書かれ、毎回テーマや世界観などが設定されている。日常から離れ非現実的な空間で自分を解放する場を作っているパーティー。「安全な空間であること」「誰でも受け入れる」ということが前提として挙げておりステートメントがアーティストや観客の中で共有されている。

初めて行ったパーティーでも疎外感を感じず音楽を楽しめた経験もあれば、音楽を楽しみに遊びに行ったはずがアウェイな雰囲気と誰かの不快な言動に嫌な思いをして帰った経験もある。ただでさえ生きにくい世の中で必死に生きているのに、好きな音楽を共有しているときくらい好きなように邪魔されず楽しみたい、好きなものへの愛に溢れて優しい空間であってほしい。と普段から思っていたからこそ、そういうイベントがあることに希望を感じた。

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BabieClubからは直接「オーストラリアへおいで！近いうちにBabies Clubと遊びましょう」とメッセージをもらい。リアルで日本と交流できる機会があればいいなと思った。

オーストラリアが英語圏であって、アジアでもあるからこそ生まれる各国のいろんなカルチャーが交わり発展しているシーン。

次世代を担う新進気鋭のアーティストたちを紹介したい

★Daine

メルボルンのエモポップスター、ジャンルに執着しないマルチジャンルなDaineのルーツはtrap、Midwestern emo,、hip-hop 、hyperpop 、メルボルンのハードコアバンドの影響などユニークなブレンドによって独自のハイブリッドサウンドを生み出している。オートチューンとDaineの声の相性は最高.....！！！

Charli XCXは次にビッグヒットする新人アーティストとしてDaineの名前を挙げており、MuraMasaのオーストラリア公演のオープニングアクトとしても選ばれるなど注目を集めている。

パンデミックの時期にはオンラインパーティー『Nocturne 』ホストしCharli XCX,Hannah Diamond,Oklou,Ericdoa,Golin,Hyd,Himera....など多くのアーティストが出演し、オンライン上でコミュニティを拡大させた。

↓Nocturne

★Cookii

Lucy BlomkampとRosebud Leachの2人組によるプロジェクト、姿や名前などを伏せ、謎めいた存在であったが匿名で活動することを辞め、2022年「so young 」のリリースと共に表に出ることを決意した。　

ミックステープ「popstyle」ではパンクなリフや歪みと2000年代のポップメロディーの融合。ポップかつトゲのある激しいサウンドでジャンルを超えたマッシュアップが特徴的！

最近では様々なDonatachi, Hearteyes, Lonelyspeck,など様々なアーティストとのコラボレーションによってさらにCookiiとしての音楽の幅を広げている。

★Donatachi

シドニーのDJ/プロデューサーのDonatachi、2022年リリースの『Donatachi.com 』ではレイブ、ジャングル 、ブレイクビーツなどノスタルジックな音楽からのインスピレーションと甘くて鋭いポップミュージックの未来への推進力と、圧倒的なエネルギーを放つサウンド。

Mallrat 、Slayyyter とのコラボレーションや、最近ではCowgirlCrueやCookiiなど様々なボーカリストと共作を行なっていて、インタビューでもDonatachi にとって誰かとコラボレーションすることはまったく別の視点を与えてくれて、曲のアイデアが湧いてくるのでとても楽しい。と話している。リリースされるごとにどんどん新しいスタイルを確立していくDonatachiのポップミュージックに今後も注目したい。

★Ninajirachi

オーストラリアのエレクトリックDJ/プロデューサー

熱狂的なビートと未来的なポップの白熱するセットを実現する私の大好きなアーティスト！！

私が特に好きなのはDoracodracoとStart Smallという曲

11月にはFlume やToro y Moiなどがラインナップに参加する、『Spilled Milk music festival』でのパフォーマンスを終え、大きな会場を熱狂させた。

Ninajirachi をきっかけに知ったDJやアーティストKenta204, Harvest, Laces、、も本当に素晴らしいアーティスト達なのでぜひチェックを！

CRACK Magazineに提供したMixが最高だったので聴いてほしい。本当に最高なので！

↓CRACK MAGAZINE pop zone series - Ninajirachi Mix

★Nuum

オーストラリア出身のシンガーソングライター/プロデューサー、実験的なサウンドを掘り下げ続けているNuum。日本のシューゲイズバンド、揺らぎの「While my waves Wonder」のリミックスや、玉名ラーメンの「aoluv」のプロデュースなど日本でも幅広く活躍の場を広げている。

2nd　EP 『nu world』ではNuumの新しいサウンドやテクスチャーを表現しつつも、カジュアルな音楽リスナーにも聴き入れやすく、実験的な音楽とポップスの境界線を曖昧にしたものになっている。

2023年(？)来日する可能性も？日本のアーティストとの繋がりも多く今後いろんなところでプロデュースやコラボレーションで目にすることになるかもしれない注目の存在。チェックしておいて間違いないです。

★Holliday Howe

シドニーを拠点に活動するハイパーポップ・プロデューサー＆シンガーソングライター

Charli XCX、Tove Lo、PC Musicなどのポップミュージックの影響を受け、ヘビーなバンガーときらめくセンチメンタルな要素を絡めた彼女の音楽！ロンドンのクラブシーンの影響を受けながら、独自のメランコリックなハイパーポップに磨きをかけてきた。

シドニーからロンドンへ移住し、世界中を渡り歩いた彼女のデビューミックステープ『My Friends Live in My Pocket』が11月にリリースされ、オンラインで築き、維持する友情への賛歌を歌ったものとなっている。

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このオーストラリアのピースフルで愛に溢れたコミュニティやクラブシーンの存在と素晴らしいアーティスト達のことを日本でも多くの人に知られることで、このコミュニティ周辺を交えてのパーティーが実現したときに、盛り上がればいいなと思っています。

確実に少しずつその日が近づいています（╹◡╹）♡

[steveshairychest]

I posted 4,786 times in 2022

That's 4,395 more posts than 2021!

1,411 posts created (29%)

3,375 posts reblogged (71%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@hotcocoaharrington

@nitro502

@babyboymunson

@stevesbipanic

@bisexual-cryptid

I tagged 3,092 of my posts in 2022

Only 35% of my posts had no tags

#steddie - 1,296 posts

#stranger things - 960 posts

#eddie munson - 832 posts

#steve harrington - 722 posts

#st4 vol2 - 396 posts

#steveddie - 213 posts

#stranger things s4 - 112 posts

#ronance - 59 posts

#robin buckley - 50 posts

#byler - 44 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i can just imagine nancy holding eddies hand at one point and then later wrapping herself around robin and everyone watching is so confused

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Self care is imagining Steve trying to propose to Eddie multiple times but each time something goes wrong and Steve never even gets to pull the ring out of his damn pocket.

It gets to a point where they're lying in bed, Eddie's got his dorky reading glasses on as he re-reads the lord of the rings for the millionth time. Steve tried to propose to him yesterday while they were out for dinner, but just as he was pulling the ring out of his pocket, Eddie managed to spill an entire bowl of soup on himself and they ended up having to go home.

He thinks 'fuck it', he's going to propose right now. He leans over the bed to reach into the pocket of his discarded jeans and pulls out the ring box. He doesn't even say anything, he just sits up and places it on Eddie's chest and looks at him expectantly.

"Babe, what's this?"

"Just open it."

"No, I don't want my birthday present early."

"For fuck sake." Steve groans into his hands before reaching over and opening the box, the gold band he'd spent weeks picking out now staring Eddie right in the face. "Do you want to be my husband or not? I've been trying for weeks!"

Eddie stares at the box in shock, his glasses slipping down his nose a little before he quickly recovers and fucking shrugs his shoulders. "Yeah, I guess, that sounds cool." He says with a shit eating grin. Steve would hit him but he can see the tears in Eddie's eyes as he picks up the ring box to admire the pretty, gold ring. "You're taking my last name though."

"Fuck off. I'm the one who proposed. You take my last name."

"Steve, I love you, but Harrington is an ugly last name. It would totally cramp my style."

"Fine. Give me back the ring." He holds out his hand and makes a 'gimme' motion.

Eddie smiles. "No way." And then he's leaning over to rifle around in his bedside drawer full of nerdy things and then he's placing a different box in Steve's outstretched hand. "You can have that ring."

8,620 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

#4

Steve asking, "What should I be for Halloween?" to the party, expecting Dustin to instantly demand they do matching costumes or Mike to tell him he's way too old for Halloween.

But the only reply he gets is Eddie saying, quite loudly, "My boyfriend." And everyone just turns and stares at him and it's in that moment Eddie realises he said that a lot louder than he intended to. Steve just stands there speechless, his face bright red as he just openly gapes at Eddie trying to figure out if he's being serious.

9,113 notes - Posted September 11, 2022

#3

thinking about Eddie and Steve's lockers being next to each other in high school and whenever he gets the chance, Eddie slips an anonymous love letter in Steve's locker so that the pretty boy thinks he has a secret admirer.

This goes on for a couple weeks. Eddie will slip a letter in Steve's locker and Steve will pull it out so gently, a smile tugging at his lips when he turns to Eddie to ask, "Munson, did you see who put this here?" And Eddie will just slam his locker shut and shrug.

"No, Harrington. Move." He'd shove past Steve, their shoulders brushing together, and he'd go about his day, ignoring the little voice in his head that tells him he has a crush on Steve fucking Harrington. Which is ridiculous, he hates Steve.

But then he starts to spend more time writing the letters. He starts to doodle little pictures of Steve on the back of the letter and he can't help the smile that breaks out on his face when Steve pulls it out of his locker and sees the drawings. "Oh my God, that's me!"

"It looks just as awful as the real you." Eddie says while peering over Steve's shoulder.

Steve jumps about 5 feet in the air and clutches the note to his chest. "Jesus, Munson, you need a bell or something." He flips the note over to read the writing, the little cursive letters had taken Eddie so long to get right. He couldn't write the note in his usual handwriting, everyone knows what his god awful handwriting looks like because the teacher shows it to the class as an example of what not to do. "Go away, you're ruining the best part of my day."

Eddie just nods dumbly and shuffles down the hallway. The notes are the best part of his day? Eddie pulls a piece of his hair in front of his face to hide his huge smile. God, he's screwed.

He writes the letters the whole time they are in school together and on Steve's last day of high school, he slips one final letter into his locker with a sigh. He's surprised no one has seen him do this over the years, he stopped being careful about it last year.

Steve opened his locker and carefully pulled the final letter out, a sad smile appearing on his face as he opened it and started to read. "Hmm."

"Hmm what, Harrington?" Eddie mused while pulling shit out of his locker. He knows exactly what caught Steve's attention.

He had signed the letter 'Love, E.' Instead of 'From anonymous.'

"Who do you know that starts with the letter E?" Steve was staring at the letter with a little frown, he turned it over to the back where Eddie had drawn a little graduation cap.

Eddie slammed his locker shut and pretended to think for a second, his heart hammering against his chest so hard it hurt. "Hmm... My name starts with an E." He said with a smirk, hoping Steve couldn't see how terrified he was.

Steve lifted his gaze to Eddie and he seemed to consider it for a moment before laughing. "Ha ha very funny, Munson." He said sarcastically as he shoved the letter in his front pocket. He pulled the rest of his stuff out of his locker and dumped it all unceremoniously into his backpack. "Well, see ya, Munson." And then he was gone.

"See ya, Steve."

**

(i have posted the first chapter of the fic !! Here's the first chapter for anyone that wants to read it! )

10,079 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

#2

I'm so used to being queerbaited that I have no idea how I'll react if we get a canon gay relationship in stranger things. It might take me a few business days to process that it is in fact real. Then I'll explode.

10,583 notes - Posted June 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Everyone saying that Eddie would stop selling when he gets with Steve is wrong. Steve would stand guard during Eddie's drug deals and be his body guard. Eddie's sitting there smiling and trying to cut a deal but whoever he's selling to just keeps looking at Steve, who is standing behind Eddie with his arms crossed and glaring like a scary dog.

12,889 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

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[sickbonezg]

Halloween

First fic. and since it's close to Halloween I thought I'd give Gee a stomach ache.

SUMMARY: Gerard eats too much Halloween candy and Frank gives them tummy rubs. WARNING: Gee pukes a lot in this fic - if that's not your gig the back button is in the corner!

PAIRING: None. Gee and Frank are just friends at this point in this fic, bc current and married.

Also, nonbinary Gerard (They/them) is in this so I guess, set in 2022-23.

RATING: **PG-13 for swearing and tummy issues. **

Gerard groaned in pain. Their belly was in agony. Frank had his birthday party and Gerard may have eaten too much candy.

"Gee?" Frank asked worriedly.

"I- my belly feels sick, Frank."

"Aw, sugar. Want me to rub it?"

Gerard nodded forlornly.

"Okay, my lord." He laughed, trying to make Gerard smile.

Gerard just whined in obvious pain.

Frank removed Gerard's Dracula costume and gasped at their round belly.

"Oh...sweetheart...no wonder you have a sick tummy! It's filled with candy and just feeling extra icky."

Gerard whined as they looked at their tummy.

"I- I...I feel so gross."

Frank cooed in sadness and started rubbing circles in their icky tummy.

"Ow...Frankie...the candy is making my belly feel so sick."

"How much did you eat?"

"Fuck if I know...my belly is all sick.."

"Gerard Arthur Way!" Frank shrieked as he looked at the *8 huge empty bags *of fun size candy bars in the trash.

Gerard moaned.

"No wonder your belly is so icky!!"

"It feels like there's a chocolate brick in my tummy!"

Gerard's stomach rumbled.

"Oh, Frank....I- I think I'm gon' - fuck, my tummy!"

"Do you feel like you need to throw up?" Frank asked gently.

Gerard nodded forlornly.

Gerard's stomach made a sound that worried Frank.

"Gee? Was that your tummy?"

"I feel sick, Frankie...."

"Do you want to go to the bathroom to puke?'

Gerard nodded, "My tummy fuckin' feels like it's gonna burst Frankie.....I don't think I will ever/ eat chocolate again."

Gerard felt their tummy rumble in pain.

"Ow, fuck!" They moaned as they pressed a hand on their queasy gut.

"C'mon. Let's go, Gee. Your face is turning green sweetheart."

Gerard stifled a belch and whined as their stomach flipped inside them.

Gerard stumbled to the toilet and Frank sat down beside them.

"Go.." They whimpered.

"Nuh-uh, Gee. Being sick is no fun - but being sick and alone is worse!!"

Gerard groaned and Frank watched as Gerard's body arched over the toilet and brown sludge spilled down the formerly pristine white Dracula shirt.

"Frank....I- I frew uhp!!" They sobbed.

"Aw baby, want tummy rubs?"

They shook their head.

"No?"

"Tummy hurts, feel queasy, Frankie."

"Gonna be sick, hon?"

They nodded.

"Ugh, my tummy's all full 'nd flipping 'side me..."

"Gerard? Do- Do you need help puking?"

They nodded tearfully.

"Okay... I- I've never made someone puke before intentionally but you're so miserable I can."

"Please.... My tummy feels so horrible, Frankie!!"

"Okay, I know this is really triggering for you Gee, but it's the only way to get that nauseous brick of chocolate out of your tummy....."

Frank pushed a hand on Gerard's stomach and put two fingers down Gerard's throat.

The singer whimpered and tears sprang from their eyes. Their stomach turned as Frank pressed on it.

A chunky belch came from Gerard as they vomited in the toilet and continued puking up brownish sludge.

Frank continued rubbing circles in their distended, aching tummy.

After thirty minutes Gerard coughed up the last dregs of vomit.

"Better?" Frank asked, smiling sadly.

Gerard shook their head, "Tummy's empty, but still hurts horribly."

"Yeah, eating 8 bags of candy and then vomiting it up is never not painful. Get some rest. I'll text Lyn-Z to bring you back home."

"Thank you..." Gerard whispered.

"You're welcome, buddy." Frank smiled as he led Gerard to the couch to lie down.

Hey, Lyn-Z. Can you come pick Gee up? They got sick from eating some candy that didn't agree with their stomach. Thanks. xofrnk

Frank put away his iPhone as Gerard whined in pain.

"Aw, is your tummy still upset?"

Gerard nodded.

"I got something for your icky tum. Just rest." Frank reassured them.

He came back two minutes later with tea.

"It's chamomile...It'll help your belly." Frank explained as Gerard whined.

"I'm... my stomach can't handle milk...makes me throw up..." Gerard said sounding absolutely miserable as they pressed a hand into their distended, sick stomach.

Frank shook his head.

"No milk?" Gerard said weakly.

Frank smiled and handed him the mug of the stomach-soothing tea.

Gerard drank a few sips as their tummy turned like a perpetual record player.

Frank's iPhone alerted him to a text.

"Lyn-Z is headed over, she's got a bin and a nice bed for you to sleep in, Gee."

Gerard didn't react as the chamomile turned their stomach inside them.

Gerard whined as they sat up.

"Gee? Oh, baby!" Lyn-Z gasped.

Gerard blinked and looked at Lyn-Z.

"Lyn-Z? My stomach doesn't feel well..."

"Too much Halloween candy in your tummy to handle?" She asked.

The nauseous groan that came from Gerard confirmed her suspicions.

"Oh, babe. Let's go home and get some medication in that sick tummy of yours!"

She led them to the awaiting car and sat down.

They drove home. Once they stopped moving, Gerard took off running to go vomit in the flowerbeds and in Bandit's Jack-O-Lantern.

Gerard gagged and vomited all of the chocolate into their daughter's jack-o-lantern.

The copious amount of brown sludge coming out of Gerard's mouth was astounding!

Lyn-Z led them inside and helped them lie down on the couch as Dawn of the Dead was on TV.

Gerard fell asleep as their stomach rumbled and tumbled inside them.

They knew they had no way to undo eating all that chocolate making them sick, but if Lyn-Z, Frank, and Bandit were around, they'd manage.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Explain the 3 drinks story

Once at a college Halloween party, my friend spilled her drink on me by accident, then another friend spilled her drink on me trying to help me, Then some random guy bumped into me and spilled his drink on me. Needless to say my shirt was soaked through by then

6 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

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#3

Not to be selfish on main but ooooooooooooooooo does it feel good seeing so many people praising Dress-Up Darling. When the 2nd episode came out i was digusted with the direction the studio took in devoting so much attention to Marin's body, and I was afraid that many would dismiss the manga as another deplorable weeb bait manga rather than the wonderful and wholesome story of friendship and understanding between passionate people. I'm glad so many were able to look past the gross moments of the anime and seeing some pick up the manga to continue just makes me really happy. I love it when people enjoy the things i enjoy. Even if we never interact, just having that shared joy brings my heart comfort

10 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

#2

10 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

With the news of One Piece officially entering its final saga (a collection of 1-6 arcs) this year, I want everyone to know that there is no better time to start One Piece than right now. 100% if there was ever a right time it is this very moment.

One Piece is one of those once in a lifetime pieces of fiction. Everything just works, and it works amazingly.

I urge you to please give it a chance. The first 100 chapters (which ik sounds like a lot) will give you a great feel for the series, while also serving as a floor for OP's quality (its still pretty good, but it gets so so so much better

Everyone I've introduced it to has fallen in love with the series. It's sense of Adventure, Mystery, and Fun are matched by very few other series. It's something special, and I hope you give yourself the chance to share in it

25 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

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n°5

Poly! Lost Boys x fem! reader

Her place was fairly quiet, which was a rare occurrence for an evening when the boys were at her place. The five of them had settled down in her bedroom, with the window open to let in the fresh air brought by the soft rain.

Paul had put on one of the mixtape with quieter rock songs, while Marko had went straight to her velvet couch , bringing the brunet with him so he could play with his hair. She had turned on her fairy lights for a cozier atmosphere, and soon joined David on her bed, laying on top of him. The blond male seemed satisfied with her choice, and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her body closer to him. Paul decided to join them and put his head on her belly. With a smile, she ran her hand through his hair, calming the wild blond so well that he started purring.

She laughed as Marko threw himself on her right side, nuzzling her neck. Dwayne joined them more quietly, and layed on her other side, as one of David's arms left her body to embrace their brunet boyfriend. Paul had already drifted off, and surrounded by her boys she loved it did not took her long to join him in his slumber. She felt like the luckiest girl in the world.

129 notes - publié le 15 mai 2022

n°4

College tiredness and Blood(bath)

Poly! Lost Boys x GN! reader

TW: blood, gore (the bonfire scene), suggestive content (sadly no smut as i'm a virgin lol)

It had been a while since you’d last seen your boys. You were really busy with college, and kind of stressed out by your classes, which meant that once you were done with your job and work, you’d straight up fall asleep on your bed, sometimes still fully dressed. So your night-owls boyfriends had decided to step out a little, to give you time to rest and get used to that rhythm that wasn’t sleep all day and party all night anymore.

But luckily for you, your afternoon class was cancelled, which meant that you had a free evening, and you weren’t even that tired, so you decided to go to the boardwalk to hang-out with your boys.

Wearing your coolest platform boots, and your leather jacket to keep you warm, you felt like it was summer again.

Once on the boardwalk, you started to look everywhere for your boys, but after a while of not finding them, you decided to look for them on the beach. After a little walking, you spotted a bonfire hidden behind trees. Shocked by what you saw, you stopped in your tracks.

Before you was a complete bloodbath. Shattered body, gore spilled everywhere on the sand. But the boys, your boys! Covered in blood, having the time of their life while drinking blood was really what had stopped you. You knew you should feel repulsed by this scene, but you did not. In fact, you found it… really hot. Which was not what most people would feel after discovering their boyfriends were vampires. But then again, you were not most people.

You were growing hot, feeling aroused at the sight of your lovers, bloodied and clothes ripped…

Too caught in your thoughts that were getting dirtier second by second, you missed the way the vampires froze, done with their carnage and having seen you.

Slowly, David walked towards you, trying to not scare you. When he was in front of you, he called softly your name. You got out of your thoughts. Looking up at his face, you got confused at his worried look as he asked you if you were okay. Maybe he thought you should be at home resting?

You started rambling about how you got there, while your other boys made their way, staying behind David. It was Dwayne who finally cut you. “I don’t think that’s what David meant, Princex.”

You tilted your head, confused. You tried to not stare at his bare chest, covered in blood, that brought up very naughty thoughts to your pretty head. Sensing something was up, David decided to read your thoughts, and chuckled when he realized where your mind was turned to.

You looked back at David, staring at his lips… Damn there was still blood on them. You gave up, connecting your lips together. The kiss was hungry, tasting like love, tasting like blood, and you only let go of your lover when you ran out of breath.

Turning to your boys, they seemed relieved. And… hungry. As Marko nearly tackled you, you were thankful that you did not have classes the next day because you could sense that you were not getting a lot of sleep tonight… And you were gonna enjoy every second of it.

137 notes - publié le 14 septembre 2022

n°3

A new Lost Boy named Eddie Munson - a Eddie Munson x male reader x poly Lost Boys fic

When I first saw Eddie Munson, my first thoughts were that he likes boys, and then that he would make one hell of a lost boy (like Billy, but that's for another fic)

Published for the 35th anniversary of the Lost Boys.

Words : 2294

My playlist I used to write this story

This story on AO3

Eddie couldn’t understand. One moment he was dying in this twisted version of Hawkins, and the other he was alive — and weak, but very much alive — and doing what he did best: running. The whole town was still after him, and as much as it broke his heart to leave his uncle like that, he knew it was for the best. So he found his van, managed to stop by his trailer and picked up a few thing — his guitar, his favorite pieces of clothing and cassettes — and left. At first, he didn’t know where to go, then he remembered his friend. You managed to graduate when he got held back, and he remembered you saying you would move away to a touristic town in Cali. A town where it was easy to disappear, useful for a boy who liked boys and wanted to get away from his family. Eddie tried really hard to remember where it was, after all he needed to disappear and maybe you would be there too, he had always liked you. After a few hours of driving to Cali, he remembered the name of the town: Santa Carla. So Santa Carla it is.  

The drive took him a few days, but he finally was here. A big board saying “Welcome to Santa Carla” shone in the sun, Bon Jovi’s Runaway blasting from his van.

It was nearly nighttime when you left your job, heading home to change clothing. You were supposed to meet your boys by the carousel for a group date, and you wanted to wear some nice clothes instead of the basic look who needed for work. Some tight leather pants, an Iron Maiden tee Eddie got you at the last show you saw together, combat boots. You pulled on a black leather jacket, applied some eyeliner, teased and copiously sprayed your hair before heading out.

When you met your boys, Paul was quick to engulf you in a tight hug and kiss you. When he finally let you go, claiming he missed you a lot even if you had seen him the night before, you greeted your other boyfriends with a kiss. You laughed as Paul placed his hand in one of your back pockets, and Marko put his arm around your waist from the other side. You had never felt safer than with them. No, it wasn’t the complete truth. Eddie… Eddie made you feel that way too, but he wasn’t here. No, he was in Hawkins… So if he was in Hawkins, who was the pretty boy, looking at this stall, on your right?

Your body tensed, and your boyfriends felt your shift of mood. “What’s wrong bunny?” You turned to answer Paul, saying how you thought the pretty boy you could see at the stall looked a lot like Eddie. His jacket, too looked oh so familiar. You didn’t know what they would think if it was really Eddie. Sure, the boys knew about your crush for your best friend, but the situation was that you were in Santa Carla dating them, and Eddie was still in Hawkins. So, they had no reason to be jealous. But if your Eddie was back… The possibility of you dating him was too.

And the boys were thinking about it too. Sure, it had been the four of them for a while, and now it was them with you. But with how you had talked about Eddie, and the memories David had seen of the two of you, he thought that if you wanted and the brunet was into it he could be one of them. Eddie seemed to have what it takes to be a lost boy. So if it was really him, he would be asked to be one of them. And he could picture them falling in love with him like they fell in love with you.

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157 notes - publié le 31 juillet 2022

n°2

Fic Preview : Poly! Lost Boys x m!reader x Eddie Munson

I have no idea where the fuck this is going or when this will come out (i work fulltime from tuesday to saturday as a librarian) but here's the first paragraph of my latest WIP ! Taglist open

Eddie couldn’t understand. One moment he was dying in this twisted version of Hawkins, and the other he was alive — and weak, but very much alive — and doing what he did best: running. The whole town was still after him, and as much as it broke his heart to leave his uncle like that, he knew it was for the best. So he found his van, managed to stop by his trailer and picked up a few thing — his guitar, his favorite pieces of clothing and cassettes — and left. At first, he didn’t know where to go, then he remembered his friend. You managed to graduate when he got held back, and he remembered you saying you would move away to a touristic town in Cali. A town where it was easy to disappear, useful for a boy who liked boys and wanted to get away from his family. Eddie tried really hard to remember where it was, after all he needed to disappear and maybe you would be there too, he had always liked you. After a few hours of driving to Cali, he remembered the name of the town: Santa Carla. So Santa Carla it is.  

Edit: the fic is available here !

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2022

Art Klaudt: Awful evil experience with US customs at Dublin airport

Anonymous 1: riding the bus

ava: having a phase where i went a little crazy for a few months and stopped talking to everyone i know and got really into the band manic street preachers and spent all my time researching them and writing thinkpieces about them to the point where i went to the emergency room for not eating or drinking enough and working too hard

kate: This was the second year I lived in that perfect apartment by myself. At work I had a lot of friends (who have since been laid off unfortunately) and a lot of them lived in the same area as me. We organized a couple "house crawls" between a few of our houses, one of which was mine and another of which was my neighbor who shared a fire escape. So everyone arrived at their house and then at a certain point stepped out of their bathroom window to walk across the fire escape to my kitchen, where I had made nachos for everyone. It felt amazing to have friends and be throwing a party. A similar crawl happened around Halloween and I get them mixed up in my head, but at one of these everyone ended up trying to solve the codes in this wooden puzzle book on my living room floor for hours. It was like my ideal social experience, I miss and crave it.

Anonymous 2: moving from my first apartment into my second apartment. had to heft a bunch of my shit up 2 flights of stairs alone & had to move most of it on my bike, & then i had to go to work shortly after and i felt very bad physically after that

Lucas: I remember a specific situation where my ex gf sent guys to my house, all the stress and the court case it caused

Anonymous 3: Lying in bed at like 1am in my attic room while someone played music from their car so loudly that I thought that it must be that, because the city I lived in was inbetween all these hills so each neighbourhood was like a valley, at least the whole neighbourhood if not more of the city was being kept awake. It kept going on and I got more and more furious and depressed at the thought of the person who was playing this music. The music was something with the kind of bass that makes my scalp crawl, almost like a phobic response to the particular frequency. There was nothing I could do to drown it out.  

Anonymous 4: Being falsely accused of sexual assault, going through trial and getting an "innocent" verdict

Anonymous 5: Happening upon and deleting a screenshot of a silly video call

superswag: I forgot

v0w0v: Leaving my abusive partner and finding a studio apartment for very cheap in a place far enough away that she couldn't find me. I was living alone for the first time in my life. I had a very intense manic episode once left to my own devices, for the first several months I kept my bathtub and the sink and an empty aquarium full of water because it felt lucky. Water gave me powers. I also collected dead animals and vividly remember unsuccessfully trying to scrub the meat off the bones of a half-rotted bird. I also began obsessively working on an rpgmaker game about mania that is still ongoing, albeit stalled now that I'm on sedatives.

Anonymous 6: Walking through a neighborhood in Gatineau while Photobooth played on a poorly made pair of earbuds and admiring the architecture as a pack of kids ran past me and then stopped and stood alongside me to view the sunset.

Anonymous 7: getting really shitfaced and put to bed at 4 by my workmates, then having a dream that i threw up on my friends floor. it wasn't a dream so i had to ask his sister for a mop. as an aside i was hit on by a gay man that night who asked if i belonged to the 'six inches or more club' before spilling his drink on my sneakers.

binnie: Pushing carts and shoveling snow

Anonymous 8: Student-teaching and becoming more confident with myself

April M. Mildew: Final weeks of the year. Getting invited to an internet artist's discord server because she liked my art and my "online presence". Just before that I was on her website trying to gather the confidence to click on an invite link to that same server. And then I get messaged out of the blue. It scared me very badly. I became paranoid that she was watching my computer somehow just like how I used to worry my dad was watching my cellphone somehow.

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👩🏻‍🎨 ͡ ꒱ STELLAS RELATIONSHIP WITH RUTGER

au masterlist — you can find asks under #💌stellahughes!

°. — asks about stella and rut are under #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨🩷୧˚ stella & rut!

°. — smutty asks about Stella and rut are under #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨💒୧˚ smutty stella & rut!

°. — STELLA AND RUTGER!

ᡣ𐭩 BASICS !

how did they meet?  It's cliché but they met at a halloween college party, during both of their freshman year (2022) Luke was the one to introduce them both. rutger was talking with a few of the umich boys when luke walked up to them with her. 

their first impressions? 

the first thing rutger noticed about stella was her smile. She had given him a shy smile as she stood next to luke, holding onto his arm so she wouldn't get separated from him as they moved through the packed house. She was shy at first, but she quickly got out of that as the night progressed. He really wanted to get to know her more but he sadly couldn't get her number because she was dragged away by ethan and mark. 

stella first noticed rutgers laugh, he was laughing loudly as he stood next to luca when she and luke walked up to him. He was very sweet and welcoming to her, his eyes were beautiful and they looked like they sparked as he talked to his friends. She really liked how expressive he was, and his humor was a great plus too. 

who confessed their feelings first?   rutger was not only the one to fall first, but also confess first. They were at the rink alone just shooting pucks, rutger was watching stella with a smile as she celebrated hitting the crossbar first and he realized in that moment that he can't hide his feelings for her anymore. Stella had noticed how quiet he had gotten and asked if he was alright, rutger said he was fine and that he had to tell her something. That's when he confessed his feelings for her. 

first date?   rutger was the one to ask stella on a date in late february. After he confessed his feelings towards her and her shyly saying she felt the same way, he had asked her out on a date. Stella was a little hesitant, but she said yes. rutger remembered how Stella mentioned that she loves aquariums, so he took her to this really nice aquarium and after they went to a diner for lunch, the said diner turned into their spot. It was an amazing first date, it left them both having stronger feelings for each other. (2023)

first kiss?  stella and rutger had their first kiss when they were having a movie date in her dorm. They were cuddling in her bed when rutger looked down at her, his eyes widening when he saw she was already looking at him. They both slowly leaned in, but Stella was the one to lock their lips in a kiss. The soft and slow kiss escalated into a passionate makeout sesh. 

who asked who?  stella was the one to ask rutger to be his girlfriend, after their first date they were practically dating since then. It was april 1st and stella was starting to panic and get insecure at the fact that they weren't official, so she texted him to come over. Rutger rushed over thinking something was wrong and he was happily surprised when the first thing she said when he walked in was “be my boyfriend…please?” . . . he of course said yes. 

first I love you?   rutger was the one to say ‘i love you’ first. Stella was having a hard day. Practice did not go well, she spilled paint all over one of her paintings, completely ruining it + plus a few more little things that just made it all worse. She was just really tired and felt awful and overwhelmed. As soon as her practice ended she locked herself up in her room, turning off her phone and just laying in her bed. Rutger used his key to her dorm to come in and check on her, worried that she hadn't answered him for hours. rut held her as she cried and just talked about her terrible day, he calmed her down with sweet words and reassurance. He said the eight letters without realizing it first, and he panicked as he watched more tears roll down her red cheeks, but he let out a breath of relief when she said those eight letters back 

how did everyone find out? 

family + friends: rutger had told his best friend cutter about stella as soon as it happened, while stella told her best friends, daisy, sunghoon, carmen, and lily. Their parents were also aware of the fact that they were secretly dating. Her brothers found out when Luke walked in on them kissing in her room. Their closest friends found out days following after the incident. While others found out because they stopped keeping it a secret.

the public: the public found out about them when stell posted a picture of him on her instagram story on thanksgiving, the caption being ‘most thankful for him’ 

ᡣ𐭩 DETAILS !

their tropes: sunshine x sunshine, brothers friend x friends little sister, golden retriever bf x orange cat gf, idiot bf x ‘hes my idot’ gf 

love languages: 

stella’s: physical touch, words of affirmation, acts of service, holding hands, quality time 

rutger’s: physical touch, gift giving, acts of service, back hugs, quality time 

pet names: 

stella’s (for rutger): lovey, baby, love bug, stud, handsome, hunk 

rutger’s (for stella): pretty girl, baby, babe, my girl, sweet girl, kitten, 

their favorite sleep position: 

stella’s: as long as she's touching him in some way she’s happy, he's her personal heating pad 

rutger’s: rutger likes laying on his back with stella curled up in his side, basically on top of him

songs that describe them: 

the only exception – paramore 

eyes don't lie – isabel larosa

treacherous – taylor swift 

free love – honne 

kiss me – sixpence none the richer 

about you – 1975 

say yes to heaven – lana del rey 

from the start – laufey 

die for you – the weekend 

glue song – beabadoobee 

something about you – eyedress

If we were a movie – hannah montana 

I see the light – mandy moore & zachary levi 

favorite things to do together: going to parties, ice skating, playing video games, going on trips, hiking, 

contact names: 

stella’s (for rutger): lovey 🩵

rutger’s (for stella): pretty girl 🩷

contact photos:

lockscreens: 

stella’s: stella took this picture of him, also attending the bauer combine. She loves the picture so much and made it her lockscreen. His smile, his hair, all of it was just perfect. 

rutger’s: rutger took this picture of stella when they went exploring so she could take some pictures for some inspiration for her art project. When Stella sent him all the pictures that were taken he had immediately set it as his lock screen, he finds her so enchanting in this picture. 

ᡣ𐭩 THEIR THINGS !

making out in elevators

playing footsies under every table they sit at

sharing the food they order

slapping each others asses

immediately looking at each other wherever they hear or see something outrages 

rutger helping stella paint her nails 

staring into eachothers eyes

sending each other a punch of pictures,tik toks, reels, memes, throughout the day 

shotgunning into each others mouth 

singing each other love songs during there late night drives

pulling each other close when they are in crowds

pulling each other close by there belt loops

building lego sets together 

having their hands in each others back pockets 

falling asleep in hammocks

always finding a way to mention each other 

binge watching shows together 

very long naps 

slumber parties 

study dates

drinking hot chocolate and doing crossword puzzles 

ᡣ𐭩 FUN FACTS !

they kept their relationship a secret for 8 months 

they both many to marry each other, have kids and grow old together 

they are the it couple of umich 

rutger is very confident about himself and there relationship, but he can't help but get jealous and possessive from about many people flirt with stella 

they are each others good luck charms

stella has a necklace with the letter R and a necklace with the number 2, both given to her from from rutger 

rutger has a superstition where he can't play a game without having her initial somewhere on his stick 

stella loves making playlists for rutger 

they have a great relationship ship with each others families, they love them together 

rutger loves driving stella around 

rutger loves when stella draws/paints him, he keeps everything she's made for him 

they love playing hockey together on the rink 

they love to play video games together, they could play for hours. They have there own minecraft world with a bunch of pets that stella calls their children

rutger rented a cabin for a week and the two of them went away

they love hot tubs…have been caught a few times making out in them 

they love making silly tiktoks together 

they are so clingy 

they have dinner that means a lot to them, they went there for their first date and are now regulars, the owner absolutely loves them 

rutger is very protective of stella

they have already planned their wedding, and how many kids they want and what they would name them 

they have weekly movie nights

rutger loves how sensitive Stella is ;)

on the off season rutger can be quite the stoner with stella

high makeout sessions are a must 

they are each other's biggest supporters 

are always being teased by his teammates 

most of the time they are in a room/closet making out when they are at parties 

they both have a high libido 

they love going to the drive inn for dates 

ᡣ𐭩 INTERNETS FAVORITE MOMENTS !

all the TikTok’s they make together, they always go viral

when her brothers mention stella and rutger

when they go to hockey games together and always get put on the big screen

all the pictures that are taken of the couple, especially the ones of them kissing after his games or her competitions

the pictures of rutger at her competitions

luke talking about his summer at the lake house and mentioning stella and rutger there 

when rutger was seen in the background of a umich video with his shirt off, a few hickeys were seen on his v-line 

How giggly and happy stella gets when she's asked about her relationship on podcasts etc. 

when gavin said on his livestream that he didn't get much sleep last night because the people next door were too loud, said with a winky face. Fans found out he was talking about stella and rut

when rut got into a fight during a game because someone was chirping stella 

ᡣ𐭩 MOODBOARD !

a/n ﹒ I really wanna make an n.sfw version ! I’d just need some ideas. If you have some, please feel free to send them in my inbox, please just clarify that it would be for the n.sfw profile !!!

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Pulled (In A New Direction) (Nathan Chen x Reader)

Title: Pulled (In A New Direction)

Pairing: Nathan Chen x gender neutral!goth!reader

Word count: 600

Warning(s): Mentions of bullying and depression

Summary: You've been a goth all your life. One day, however, a certain Olympic figure skater changes your life forever.

Author's Note: Inspired by the song "Pulled" from the Addams Family musical!

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You weren't the kind of person for having a sunny disposition, nor were you known for being too amused. Throughout your life, you grew up as if it was Halloween every day, and your style was almost all black. You were basically the goth kid.

All the kids throughout your school years had either bullied you or feared you for being goth. Even in adulthood, you would get occasional stares from other people, though you tried your best to be kind to them. Out of all the people you met and knew, there was one who was kind enough to become your friend, and it was no one other than Nathan Chen.

Now you were never a fan of figure skating, let alone sports, but you very much enjoyed listening to Nathan's passion of the sport and his other interests, such as data science. You even got the chance to see him perform on the ice. Your friendship with Nathan went on until one day in 2022, however, that he won the Gold Medal at the Beijing Olympics that it blossomed into something more than that.

Beside your feelings for the Olympic Gold Medalist, you suddenly began to develop new interests similar to his. You began to learn more about figure skating, and you got into Elton John's music. Your depression was even showing signs of improvement. However, you retained your goth aesthetic as it was your all-time favorite style, but you wanted to add some sparkles to it. You were feeling puzzled by all of this that you eventually realized, because of your crush on Nathan, you were being pulled in a new direction.

As Nathan returned home from Beijing, you were more than excited to confess your feelings to him. However, one obstacle that prevented you from doing so was the rumor that he was dating Mariah Bell. Hearing about it just broke your heart, so you spent most of the time suppressing your feelings. However, on the night of a Stars on Ice show in your city, you couldn't take it anymore, so as soon as you saw Nathan, you had no choice but to spill your guts out in front of him.

"So, um, remember me?"

"Y/N!" Nathan exclaimed. "So glad you could make it! How's it going?"

"Yeah, about that, I have something to tell you, but you promise you won't say anything."

"I promise," he nodded.

"Ever since you won the Gold Medal, I've changed... a lot. And do you want to know why?"

"What is it?"

"I... love you. Not as a fan, but as in 'I want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend/lover.'"

Nathan's eyes widened as he couldn't believe what you just said. "For real?"

"Of course," you nodded.

"Well in that case," he said, "I've got something for you." He handed you a bouquet of dead chrysanthemums.

"Dead chrysanthemums, my favorite!" You squealed as you held the bouquet close to your chest. "Nathan, you know me so well."

"Well, I know it's not much, but..."

Before Nathan could finish, your lips slammed against his, resulting in a kiss. As you pulled back from it, you spoke, "Um, sorry about that, I just..."

"It's okay," Nathan reassured. "I feel the same way about you, too."

Since that night, you and Nathan became a couple. The both of you would spend some afternoons together on a banana split date or picnic lunch, and the more dates you went on, the more you loved each other. Even when you and Nathan were apart sometimes, you were more than happy to be his. ❤

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SPILL HER GUTS

Hi Guys!

Welcome to “A Little to Gone” the Messy, Unorganized, and Complicated blog here on Tumblr. Now, it's been a couple of weeks since the Olivia Rodrigo fiasco but I still just can't get it out of my mind. I've been planning this blog for a couple of weeks, So welcome to the Olivia Rodrigo-Lore Episode. 

For those who do not know but also for those who do Olivia Rodrigo is a world-renowned pop star sensation who has dropped her sophomore album GUTS, to those who have not listened to it please do. I can't express how good it is, the obsession is just very real. Dont let me get too sidetracked, just with any album I feel like there are bits and pieces that you can decode or break open. Albums are like puzzles. We get insight into celebrities' lives.

The lore of this album is so much more. It's incredible

The storytelling of its lyrics reveals just how many people are involved in this story. To keep this blog constructed, Im going to analyze the songs that stuck out to me and left me questioning what, how, and who. 

The general theme of the album is the experience of a teenage girl. Themes of self-love, jealousy, beauty standards, and love. She expressed so much love but also heartbreak. That’s where Vampire, the single released to tease this album. Now, the song is essentially being exploited for love by an older guy. This boy used her over and over again until she finally received the courage to break it. The song’s title, lyrics, and cover art all make reference to vampires. Most often vampires are metaphors for an individual who drains the host of their energy and renders them helpless and depleted. The song discusses the value of liberating oneself from an unhealthy relationship. Further in the song it also talks themes of vulnerability and self-discovery. 

Zack Bia and Adam Faze. They are the suspected vampires in Olivia’s life. 

Adam Faze was her first boyfriend. Adam is a film producer, the speculations about how they met are unsure but they were seen out together in the summer of 2021, at a premiere, while some sources claim Olivia introduced him as her boyfriend, From their pictures of their semi-public relationship would surface on social media of them posting their scarface couple’s Halloween costumes. However, by February 2022 radio silence of the relationship cracked leading to an eventual split. Keep in mind that Adam and Olivia have a 6-year age gap, She was 18 when they first met and Adam was 25.   In the song “Vampire” she talks about how she felt exploited by a person much older than just using her for her fame, Olivia says “But you made me look so naive  The way you sold me for As you sink your teeth into me”

This age gap is pretty huge between Adam and Olivia. Adam is often told that his appearance is youthful. vampires are known for being ageless/ or fresh for example look at Edward Cullen, Adam is a man who has not aged. He looks pretty young for his age of 25. Also, the timeline when she announced her relationship with Adam lines up perfectly with the release of  the two years  before Vampire premieres

Now the next theory of who it might be is Zack Bia. Suspicions of them being a couple came out in February of 2022 when they were seen spotted going out… “In the night”, If you don't know anything about this man. He is a DJ, and he has to keep this night persona, thus to quote Olivia “You only come out at night”. Now If we are being honest, I just think Vampire is about Zack and not Adam, In Vampire she sings how it was “6 months of torture” Page six reports they broke up in August. Now if we look at that timeline it is exactly six months, As for the age gap, Olivia was 19 while Zac was 26.

From all this evidence I personally believe that the vampire is Zac. But what do you guys think? I look forward to hearing from you in the comments. Also, make sure to give the album a listen. It is definitely worth the time. Have a nice day! Hope to hear from you guys soon!