#half-blood au

[slyvester101]

Percy Jackson au since I was listening to the soundtrack and rvb has made a permanent spot in my brain. This ended up much longer than I thought it was and it's really just the sparknotes. So uh, enjoy my rantings.

Carolina is the daughter of Athena. Her dad did not know her mom was a god and when she inevitably left, he thought that making his daughter the best of the best at everything would bring her back. It did not. Now Carolina has issues. Church is Carolina's younger brother but is fully human. He does, however, have the ability to see all the mythological creatures that come around chasing after Carolina and gets dragged with her to Camp Half-Blood since he's also being abused by their dad.

Connie is a daughter of Athena, but she became a hunter of Artemis and basically got disowned for it (which wasn't all that different from how she was being treated by her mom before). She's on good terms with most of the freelancers, but her and Carolina have a lot of drama since Carolina hates the fact that Connie left to be a hunter instead of staying to make their mother proud.

South and North are the children of Ares. South is a very stereotypical Ares kid who is all competitive and aggressive and ready to throw down for any reason. North is much calmer than his sister and his other Ares siblings and prefers to talk things out before beating the shit out of someone. He almost single handedly got himself and his sister to Camp Half-blood, so you know he's not to be underestimated. Maine is also an Ares kid but more of the silent and deadly type. Even before injuring his throat on a quest, he was very intimidating to most of the campers even though he's generally pretty chill.

York is the son of Hermes and has been at Camp since he was very little. He's definitely a trickster and likes to pull harmless little pranks around camp to get the other campers feeling more like kids instead of soldiers. He's the councilor of his cabin and is usually the one to give orientation to the new campers. Wash is also a Hermes kid but with more of the cunning and thievery part of his godly parent. He's a sneaky little shit with the wits of an Athena kid. Definitely traumatized, but underneath all his teenage angst is a good hearted kid who wants to protect his friends.

Tex is the daughter of Zeus and is the powerhouse of camp. She's been at camp almost as long as York has but been on twice the amount of quests as everyone in camp combined. She despises the fact that Church is at camp, but he's also the only kids brave enough to call her out on her bullshit so bluntly so he gets to stick around... for now.

Wyoming is the son of Apollo because look at this man. You cannot tell me he wasn't a theater kid in high school. Specifically the very annoying ones that ruin the production for everyone else because they have to be in the spotlight. He's got an annoyingly good voice and his jokes are subpar but everyone wants to knock this guy down a peg so bad.

Florida is the son of Dionysus and lives for the madness and chaos of half-blood life. He's got a bloodthirst that makes the Ares kids look tame and is infamous for that one game of capture the flag where he dislocated his shoulders to get out of a trap and then continued to play the game like nothing happened. He is scary and campers fear him (expect for Wyoming because they match each other's crazy).

Now the reds and blues!

Tucker is the son of Aphrodite and has the worst charm voice ever, cannot get anyone to fall for it ever. The only person he's semi-gotten was Wash and that's because that man is a simp and already acts stupid when he's around Tucker. That being said, Tucker hates using his charm voice anyways because, as an Aphrodite kid, everyone always assumes that they have free range to touch or drag him around like he doesn't have standards for the people he wants to kiss/date and he doesn't want to force others into that same situation. Luckily, his siblings are awesome and they all have each other's backs for shit like this and that especially goes for baby Junior that every child in Aphrodite Cabin would die for.

Caboose and Sarge are Satyrs, Sarge being a veteran in bringing kids to camp while Caboose's first trek with half-bloods was when he brought Carolina, Church, and Tucker to camp. Sarge was the one to bring Simmons, Grif, and Donut btw and I like to think that campers are all attached to the satyrs that brought them to camp so the whole Reds vs Blues rivalry is basically just them fighting over who has the better Satyr.

Freckles is a hell hound, nuff said.

Simmons is the son of Hephaestus and spends hours hunkered down making little inventions that often time explode, not always on accident. Sarge can often be found with him since Simmons helped make his assistant bot Lopez who is always malfunctioning since, y'know, it's a summer camp with limited supplies. Grif can also be found with Simmons but is much less helpful and is always getting food all over Simmons work desk! It's incredibly inconsiderate.

Grif is the son of Dionysus who is way too similar to his dad. He's grumpy, he's snarky, he has a tendency to mispronounce or straight up make up names for people when he doesn't like or want to talk to them, and he's secretly very fond of the people who annoy him the most (Simmons). He has also gotten in trouble because he refuses to offer up his food to the gods so instead he started making booze at camp and pours one out for them instead. Grif has burns on his hands from the first time he did that because he forgot that alcohol was flammable.

Donut is our third Hermes kid but with a knack for communication and language. He's all about getting to see the world and meet new people but is content to settle for getting to know the various people who come to camp. He knows everything there is to know about mythology and monsters and the like. He also likes helping out in the infirmary (mostly so he can hang out with Apollo kid Doc, but that's neither here nor there) and gets campers to relax before procedures by getting them to chat about their lives and likes and interests.

THERE THAT'S EVERYONE YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE WELCOME

[axe-of-ender]

2006. tell me abt 2006. i wanna know. tell me.

writing WIP game- send me an ask!

grins so fucking evilly at you. harp you know nothing of these silly fools but this fic feels like my magnum opus for this fandom

WIP title: winner takes it all | there is something wrong with me

premise: life series PJO/Camp Half-Blood AU.

2006 (GSM) is the year of Grian, Scar, and Mumbo's quest!

mumbo is given the quest by the Oracle. he is terrified.

grian owns a red magical cloak that spawns wings at the command Maia

scar has had powerful charmspeaking abilities since he was a kid, and it saves their asses many times on their quest

scar swindles, grian steals, and mumbo worries. that's the dynamic really

mumbo got the quest a week after getting to camp and was too scared to pick someone he didn't know, so picked the only people he had spoken to: grian and scar.

snippet below the cut! grian (who does not know how to drive) steals a car as they are chased by the minotaur

wooohoo! not very plot-y but it was fun to write. if someone requests 2006 again ill do a different scene! i had them swear because i saw it fitting for their age + scenario

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Grian yanked the wheel to the left and the car swerved, screeching around a corner at least twice the speed limit. Scar crashed forward into Mumbo’s seat and grabbed his shoulder to avoid hitting the window; the son of Athena instantly clutched Scar’s hand with his left, squeezing the blood from his fingers.

“Mumbo, if we die here-”

“Scar, don’t you dare say that! We are not going to die to Grian’s shitty driving skills!” he shrieked, voice trembling.

“I’m not gonna kill us!” Grian squeaked. “We’re gonna- we’ll be-”

Scar blurted, “If we die, I love you guys and I’m glad we were put on this quest together even though Grian killed us-”

“There it is!” Mumbo shouted, cutting off Scar’s heartfelt monologue and causing him to jump. “Exit- up ahead! Right lane-”

Something massive and bull-like ran out from the tree line and stopped in the exit’s offramp, and they all screamed at the top of their lungs.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Mumbo’s voice cracked. “GRIAN, SWERVE, SWERVE- WHY ARE YOU HITTING THE GAS?”

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[animusphere-goddess-of-chaldea]

[socvincjpeg]

Some concepts for a comic I’m planning from an AU of mine called metal to flesh!

[aprito]

(tw blood) the kids spend so much time with each other it's heartwarming

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[bamsara]

some scenes in my head for my fic. emotional support lamb.

[toxooz]

boyfriend shirt (its literally the only other clothes that will fit him)

🤠🥩

[antiquechatterbox]

feeling funny after eating the big anchovy ⚠️⚠️

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Whatever dude

[cubbihue]

What would Peri’s power level be if he didn’t have his inhibitor/stabilizer wand and just went apeshit?

While Cosmo deals with too much magic in his body, Peri suffers from a slightly different issue. Cosmo has the greatest amount of magic in Fairy World. Peri is incapable of regulating his magic.

Peri cannot, not then as a child and not now in the present, control his magic. Without his inhibitor, he can easily destroy an entire realm- just as he nearly destroyed Earth as a baby. This fact has not changed, although it is less plausible today than back then.

Peri's taken extra measures in the present-day to ensure it cannot happen.

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[wizard0rb]

cowboys and aliens

[slobstation]

james potter canonically being a white man should be illegal, actually it is illegal. get the fuck away from me.

(i’m coping)

[ohitslen]

*Vampirizes your Vashwood*

keep reading for more :)

If there needs to be much closer close-up please let me know!

[rubyfunkey]

exploring the toxic yuri angle for the half-maiden au

[balletbimbo]

remember when i said chilchuck gets eaten in this au