#half of these are terrible im sorry :(

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[this-is-a-person]

Horrible chnt headcanons because im just a little bit crazy bout them (just a little bit out of my miiiiinnnd /ref)

Elijah's tea is flavored with fake sugar he stole from the mess hall. A lot of it.

He also uses river water so that doesnt help

If he saw a bug get into it he would not react either, just continue making it.

You could spritz soren with water and he would hiss and run away like a cat

Sydney heterochromia? Is this anything?

Sydney has, miraculously, kept up with the entirety of warriors. (I have never read warriors)

Probably because it’s the only thing Lucille knows he likes so she just… Kept buying them for him (shes really proud of herself for this)

[lesbianoctoling]

Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion (June 13, 2018)

Alt Text in image.

[elizabeth-mitchells]

There's a world out there where the yellowjackets did have a weird ceremonial orgy right before getting rescued, shauna got pregnant, she immediately got together with jeff after the rescue to hide this, and callie is 25 years old and lottie was right, she's their baby, the real wilderness baby

[whos-hotter-jjba]

The Hottest Italian BroJo has been crowned!

Congratulations to Gyro Zeppeli and his voters! My condolences to Bruno Bucciarati and his very hard working voters <3 and my deepest condolences to anyone that voted for Caesar. This match was all pretty much like this terrible drawing I made:

And congrats to Gyro for securing a position in our very expected hottest JoJo vs Villain vs BroJo match!

[scarlet-sam-chaos]

the urge to give up on EVERYTHING and disappear >>>

[risingsunresistance]

my bag may not be as ✨aesthetic✨ as some people's but IDC IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! all my little things on display yayyyyy

wouldnt be complete without my "nether star" on the side :3c

[shitouttabuck]

wip wednesday

tagged by @try-set-me-on-fire @rewritetheending @devirnis @eowon @jeeyuns <3

xmas fic...... shall we just say nonspecifically-dated holiday fic.......

Buck slouches a bit behind him, enough to rest his chin on Eddie’s shoulder even as he smiles enquiringly at Brie. And listen, Buck has never really been an outwardly jealous person. Not towards any of Eddie’s previous partners, before he and Eddie got together. If anything, Eddie’s the one who has historically behaved more than a little possessive when it comes to Buck. And it’s not like he wants Buck to do the whole insecure laying-claim-to-him thing; he likes that Buck’s so secure in who they are to each other that he’s never felt the need to make a public point of it. But since they’ve gotten together, Buck—he hasn’t drastically changed in this regard, per se, but it’s like now that he knows he’s allowed to have Eddie in this way, that Eddie is his, he’s more than happy to play it up as obnoxiously as possible, given the opportunity. Any single parents trying it on at PTA bake sales are briskly shut down by the way Buck will holler a baby, did you forget the gluten-free labels at home? across the schoolyard, and Bobby had to spend an hour berating him after that one victim made a comment about Eddie in the harness and Buck cheerfully told him that however serious or irreparable his brain damage was, at least he could still appreciate the simple beauty in life, even if this particular simple beauty happened to be Buck’s boyfriend’s ass. It doesn’t feel like it comes from any root of insecurity, these days, and Eddie would be lying if he said he didn’t love every moment of it. He’s never needed it, but it’s fun and it’s hot and the way Buck is kissing his shoulder and murmuring, “Hi,” in his ear does make something warm curl in his gut and scratch a deep, horny itch.

tagging @onward--upward @housewifebuck @transboybuckley @eddiebabygirldiaz @chronicowboy @zahlibeth @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @anakinfallen @buckactuallys @athenagranted if u have anything at all <3

[bogkeep]

complaining about gender clinic again

mid-may: coincidentally finds out that the gender clinic offers [resource] they never informed me or nearly anyone else about, gets help from one of the nurses to order [resource] except she's going to send me more info over email first :)

(late july: my GP can also order [resource] for me and does so, it's different than the one i ordered through gender clinic because i wasn't sure if gender clinic was going to send me the [resource i ordered] or not. GP order goes through immediately)

early august, back from travelling: well i haven't received any emails nor word about [resource] so i'll shoot them a message

mid-august: well i haven't received any replies to my message so i'll call them even though their call times are a scarce two hours every weekday. i'm told they'll call me back over the week

this monday: over a week has passed and i received no call. i will call them again! the lady on the phone says i should contact the regional centre because that's where they send [resource orders] :) and if i don't want to do that i should call [different number that has call times only twice a week]

today: "hello special gender clinic number i really want a follow up about this thing one of your nurses promised but i have been completely unable to get a single word about despite contacting you multiple times"

"oh no!! i see you sent us a message weeks ago and nobody answered it! this isn't supposed to happen!"

"one would think"

(and then she actually emailed me!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TIME IT BETTER GO THROUGH I SWEAR TO GOD.)

[borom1r]

ooooooo i have leftovers for dinner tonight :3

[fishparasite]

i've been saying shit like "next time ill try to improve my time management skills" since i was about eight years old maybe we should all just accept that i cannot manage my time well and this is something i simply cannot improve. i'm still gonna keep on writing it in reflections though

[ninjafuuzz]

Hoffstrahm AU kinda thing idk

CW for mental health issues and su!c!de

OK LISTEN

What if post-glass coffin Hoffstrahm AU where Hoffman spares Strahm bc he pussies out at the end and couldn’t bear seeing Strahm die after his arm was starting to snap. Hoffman fixes him up (does a lowsy job at it ofc), Strahm miraculously survives the injury , he gets kidnapped and thrown in some cabin in the countryside where Hoffman feeds him and stuff, keeping him alive. Peter, still shell-shocked and helplessly incapacitated, stays with him. So Strahm lives but is so PTSD-ridden he can’t even function normally, he gets paranoia and panic attacks and practically depends on Hoffman like a little child.

LIKE okay I know this is kinda another typical “Strahm-survives” kind of premise for a fic but listen. While Hoffman, who is, at the time, still the cold-blooded selfish murderer that he is, initially treats Strahm like a dog and lets him live out of mere pity, he SLOWLY realises, through his actions, that he actually wants to care and protect this utterly broken man who’s a result of his doings, and inevitably falls in love. (cue the florence nightingale effect) Hoffman begins cooking him meals, from imprisoning him inside the home to walking with him everyday when the sky’s clear, washing his hair, showing him his favorite films or music, letting Peter sleep in his arms whenever he has a nightmare.

I suppose we could imagine Strahm being so traumatised and wounded he’s drained of his usual rationality and temper and that’s why he lets Hoffman baby him. But of course Strahm isn’t COMPLETELY broken. His symptoms lessen, he gets better but still has frequent attacks. After some time he regains his usual wit and nature. At one point of course he simply realises what’s been happening and goes batshit angry. Hoffman sympathetically and patiently works it out with him. Strahm resists at first, perhaps by trying to kill Hoffman and escape or even attempting k!ll!ng himself. After trial and error and lots and lots of blood sweat and tears, Strahm starts realising that Hoffman genuinely cares… and not out of pity, but love. His mental instability and wanted status leaves him crawling back to Hoffman whenever he tries to run away.

Eventually Hoffman stops killing and cuts ties with Kramer. All his resentment and vengeance now replaced by his attachment to Peter. As for Strahm, he takes a tad longer to give in, and to accept the fact that he’s actually content and at peace when he’s with Hoffman and break through the moral boundary(aka the fact that Hoffman used to be a reckless bloodthirsty killer). Hoffman pretty much retires and wants to pursue a different way of living with Strahm.

And after everything, they end up becoming two runaways living in a wooded cabin surrounded by forests and mountains, secluded from a tiny town where they work together among the locals, indifferent to the past they’ve left behind. They’d go hiking and fishing, watch all the shitty films Mark would bring home, plant a garden, cut lumber, play-fight and cuddle in grass fields. Mark tending to Peter whenever he gets a panic attack, Peter learns to get used to receiving such solace. Slowly it becomes this usual, domestic thing between them. Perhaps one day one of them would propose to the other. Perhaps they’d grow old together, too.

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P/S i was listening to The Bug Collector by Haley Heynderickx when I had this thought. i suppose i kind of saw this poetic analogy between “the bug” and Strahm’s chronic issues and inner conflicts that Hoffman wants to get rid of while Hoffman is the “bug collector” so to speak??.. idk interpret it however you will but this song truly inspired the whole mess. kinda fitted the misty earthy mountains vibe i was going for with this prompt too. really suggest you guys give the song a listen its beautiful. i also suggest checking out the genius annotation of the lyrics

[captain-squid-knuckles]

Jesus christ trump winning is actully such tragedy on a human level

[yurrimoo]

An attempt at pixel art:

[honeyxmonkey]

will there be any douxie angst in book 2(is there already some? haven't finished chapter one yet ifnrnfn)

Oh my dude there's gonna be so much Douxie angst in this book

Like, prepare yourselves

Because you know how much Carter angst there was in Book 1? Imagine that but like ten times worse for Douxie

[s1llycilantro]

Normalize blocking ppl for the most mundane reasons. Just saw someone say that drv3 is a horrible unplayable game and immediately my finger just flew to the block button. I don't need that negativity in my life and not from an sdr2 ELITIST. I LOVE ALL OF THEM 🙁 THEY HAVE SO MANY CUTSIE PATOOTSIES HOW AM I MEANT TO CHOOSE.