#hale-yaps

[hale-powiyewe]

Stancest brainworms got to me so bad I started doing them in cozy simulation games 😭 (2)

They deserve to be domestic your honor!! 💥💥💥🦹

[hale-powiyewe]

Stancest brainworms got me so bad, saw this on my feed and immediately thought it was Little Ford AU coded 😭

Somebody needs to sedate me omfg 😮‍💨

Tiny Ford.... Stan is so angrily like 'You couldn't leave me be could you, what? What do you want from me? What could you possibly want from someone like me?' and giving Ford the silent treatment while also cooking tiny pancakes for him and making up a tissue box bed for him and getting him a bowl to bathe in. Ford is like 'can we talk' and Stan is like 'No, now step into my hand so I can carry you to the kitchen for your comically small breakfast'

YESSSS EXACTLY ford is literally soooo tiny and easy to squish stan has no choice but to baby him so much even tho hes sooooo mad and annoyed that ford undermined him AGAIN. all that while he lets ford hit on his shoulders and sleep on his chest and carries him everywhere in his breast pocket and cuts tiny portions of his own meals for ford so ford is just forced to "🥺 plssss forgive me stanley plssss can we talk can we make up plssss🥺🥺🥺" at him the whole time. stan knows if he looks at him too long he would forgive him already hes so mad about that dhfjdhdhdhd

god ford feels SO BAD and yet he enjoys the pampering and the way stan just loves him so much his instinct is to tale care of him. that stan still loves him sm even tho stanley is mad. hes such a free loader who cant let stan have this one thing. ford's obsession and entitlement over his brother will literally never shrink I love his pathetic ass sm

[madisunivrse]

currently thinking about men. as always. i need to be hospitalized immediately. x reader fics are the only thing keeping me going. about to go to sleep PLEASE let me dream of men lord.

[disturbedwoodelf]

We don’t talk about Nick in this photo as much as we should. He’s so pretty.

[cervinae-canine]

god you're such a fucking idiot (affectionately)

[hale-powiyewe]

I'm already one of them LMAOAOAO got me fired up to learn Mandarin all of a sudden 😭😭😭

When it comes to the possibility of TikTok stealing privacy, there are two types of people in this world:

I saw a lot of jokes about TikTok refugees on REDnote today, which inspired me to draw this.

[c00lkldd]

Hey guys as a fat trans guy would like to say shoutout to tumblr for making me feel awesome about myself. Seriously. For every post centered around fat trans men, an angel gets its wings.

Seriously I’m so tired of the whole “hairless, androgynous, slightly feminine!” stereotype most other queer spaces have when it comes to trans men. It’s so fucking annoying to see people go “all trans men transition goals!” And then it’s a pale, black haired skinny boy wearing a pink skirt. Like hey buddy. Let’s not make those generalizations?

Like no hate to feminine trans men YALL DO YOU. We were a feminine trans man for a looong time. If you wanna look like that, that’s all for you. Im proud of you for living your life.

Now what I DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH IS WITH PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS ALL TRANS MEN.

No, actually. I’d rather be SAXTON HALE.

TLDR ; fuck generalizations, no one can tell you how to be trans. Be cool to feminine trans men.

[hale-powiyewe]

Stancest brainworms got to me so bad I started doing them in cozy simulation games 😭

[mattiesforestfetish]

These chai Matt’s are so obsessive y’all. I’d IMMEDIATELY get the ick irl wtf 😭😭

[aggravateddurian]

WIP Whenever

Tagged by @ghostoffuturespast, and I just realised @gloryride. Thank you!

I made new headers for my WIP Whenever posts! As you can already see, they're inspired by the display of the Pip-Boy and computer terminals from Fallout 3 and 4.

WARNING! LONG AND DETAILED POST AHEAD! MANY PICTURES INCLUDED!

Full post below the cut

Mostly VP related for Cyberpunk. Working on a 'fan novella' related to the changes going on with the crew, esp. with regards to the impending departure of Trey on his new journey, and the addition of Jakey to the crew. A lot of costuming updates and fixes for new and old characters alike as I work through and modernise NPV files and such with new knowledge.

VALERIE OCAMPO-GONZALEZ - APPEARANCE AND LORE UPDATE

I've given Val her glowing yellow iris rings back, as I believe that they're an essential part of her character design. I've also settled on her accent, it's somewhere between that LA Chicano accent and a general Filipina-American English accent. Val has a tendency to code switch mid-sentence, and subconsciously shift into Cebuano in high-stress situations.

DORIAN BAUTISTA - APPEARANCE UPDATE

I've also finally updated some of Dorian's appearances. It's been just over a year since I first made Dorian as an NPV and he's due for an update. I believe his 'Corpo Tactical' and 'Fixer' outfits are a lot better suited now. I can actually imagine Dorian as a background fixer NPC at the Afterlife, and not think he's out of place.

"mfw Meredith hits me with that 'enny store employment termination."

Dorian has crossed the Rubicon and gone full fixer. I've resurrected a plot point from the original Brother's Shadow storyline where Dorian is fired from Militech due to Meredith's machinations, and he and his colleague Kaylee Anderson end up going out on the edge, working for Nightowl, the always illusive and unseen man behind Val's crew.

JAKE McCORMICK - APPEARANCE UPDATE

Jakey's finally bought some new clothes! I thought one day he needed some Aviators, and from there I thought that he also needed a jacket. Hence, two new casual appearances. Then there's his 'business attire.' Jake found this surplus NCPD vest and duty belt, and now it's his standard 'work' attire. The Militech eyepiece was a gift from Nightowl for 'good work performance.'

Since I came up with the Buckeye Wasteland idea, I've since put that to the side as my thoughts about my Fallout OCs evolve. Firstly, let's talk about Laura West.

LAURA WEST - APPEARANCE AND LORE UPDATE

"The Volunteer"

The protagonist of my Fallout fanfic, Laura West is probably the last person you'd expect to become a wasteland adventurer. She's not particularly strong, she's not a crack shot with a weapon, and she's not particularly lucky. She has passable charisma and endurance, but where she really shines is her Intelligence.

Before being sent on an important mission to save Vault 53, Laura worked as a computer technician in the vault, a job she was fairly well-suited for. However, she was the last pick to be sent to find a reactor regulator for Vault 53's damaged fusion reactor.

Ezra, the Overseer's son, was better qualified, but the Overseer couldn't bear to send him out into the wasteland, so Laura volunteered to go in his place, to Ezra's horror, because Ezra has a thing for Laura (a feeling not reciprocated by our heroine).

EZRA JOHNSON - APPEARANCE

This is Ezra. Ezra's father is the Overseer of Vault 53, and as a consequence, he gets away with way more than most vault residents could ever hope to. He's not very intelligent, strong or charismatic, but he's a crack shot, has excellent endurance and the luck of the Irish. He could accidentally kill a deathclaw and be none the wiser.

Ezra works in the maintenance division in Vault 53, a vital position, given that everything in Vault 53 was designed by Vault-Tec to fail constantly, as part of the experiment to test how residents would respond to the constant stress of having to constantly work to keep the vault from failing. He is also a massive bookworm, and has memorised just about every volume of the Vault Dweller Survival Guide.

Ezra also has a thing for Laura, a feeling that Laura doesn't reciprocate.

Moving swiftly on...

I've been working on a short story set in the Freerunners universe, elaborating on our favourite definitely not Judy Alvarez-inspired space ranger starship pilot, Zoe Alvarado, and her past as a Confederation of Free Settlements Ranger. I really need to get all the Freerunners characters drawn, because I feel that just telling people about how they look isn't working. I will probably end up using Cyberpunk 2077 to visualise their faces for y'all, at least.

Cyberpunk RED: 2077 Edition - The Old Blood

Remember my Cyberpunk vampire shit from a couple months back? I know some of you remember that, before I took my hiatus and recovered from yet another work-related stress issue. Well, what I haven't shared is that it's been running as a Cyberpunk RED campaign!

My players have learned the dark secret of the Consortium Sanguinis, and one of them has been kidnapped! It's a race against the clock to save him (and his AI brain ghost) from the machinations of literal vampires who walk amongst us!

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That's about it. Thanks to all who actually read my yapping.

I'd like to tag three people, as I always do:

@chevvy-yates

@gloryride

@streetkid-named-desire

Feel free to join in if you want.

Thanks everyone.

[haleswallows]

not sure if youve answered them yet but 2, 14, 19

thank you for this ask!

2: a character whose POV your exploring

uh, Tim. So much Tim. So so so much Tim. But I'm having a lot of fun!

14: Where do you get your inspiration?

Prompts, things I watch, things I read, music. Sometimes my brain pops out a fully formed creature, like I'm Zeus and Athena is crawling out of the mush that lives beneath my skull.

Also, I take long rambling walks when I can't go for bike rides. Usually, when I'm riding for walking, my brain is spinning. A lot of my thinking of fic ideas and paintings happens then.

And 19 was answered earlier 😊

[hale-powiyewe]

You can slap the Soulmate!AU on anything and I'd eat it up every time 😩💜

I have a stancest drabble that I should be working on buuuuuttttt- saw this in my drafts and thought; why not?

As much as I love free will, I love a good soulmate!AU and there’s not nearly enough for stancest. Think about the pining and angst, 30-40 years of it. It could be any kind of soulmate!AU. I like the thought of soulmarks showing up when someone turns 18, and it’s a faint outline representing their soulmate appears, and when they touch for the first time the outline becomes a defined and detailed image with what best represents their soulmate.

But that with Stancest? Their soulmarks didn’t manifest together since Stan was 17 when he was kicked out, so they just go a decade basically ignoring a soul mark because it’s a useless distraction for Ford, a hopeless endeavor for Stan. And the first time they touch each other since their marks manifested is during the portal fight, so neither notice until after Ford goes through the portal. Stan’s taking a shower for the first time since and notices the solid mark on his right peck, the hand in Ford’s stupid book. Ford’s wrapping up a new wound when he sees a deck of cards, an exact copy for Stan’s favorite back in high school, on his left hand chest, close to his shoulder.

And they have to spend 30 years wrangling and repressing the knowledge that their soulmate is their twin brother. The one who’s life they had ruined (Stan because he cost his brother his dream school and he pushed Ford through the portal. Ford because Stan’s words about prison and chewing himself out of a car finally hit him days into his portal travels.) is the one whose soul they are inextricably tied to, who they belong to and vice versa.

[darkcloudsatnight]

It's obvious what you're favorite ship is, but what is your favorite rarepair?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Idk if Saxton and Bidwell is a rare pair bc if not uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh prob Cheavy and Gray Mann BC OF AN OLD FRIEND AND I WANT TO REMEMBER HER PRESENCE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[hales-ask-blog]

◇I think I really need to start getting some sense knocked into me because I only just now realized that the one coworker who jokingly flirted with me probably did not get demoted and moved to a different sector.◇

[disturbedwoodelf]

Someone please tell me why people on sturniolo tumblr think it’s okay to write threesome fics ab matt and chris??? Like hello?? It’s actually fucking foul and you immediately lose my respect as a writer. Sorry not sorry. Go to therapy.

[hale-powiyewe]

It wasn't explained in the movies too but I agree with the popular headcannon that in Canterlot High, Sci-Twi has wings because she's a direct parallel to Princess Twi but when she gets to Equestria where the real deal is actually there it doesn't carry over. Especially since you can't just be an alicorn willy-nilly and alicorn magic originated in Equestria, I'm sure magic won't confuse who is who they granted alicorn-rights to 🤔

I didnt watch the whole equestria girls so maybe it was explained somewhere, But why does sci twi have wings durings these ponyfication transformations while she is unicorn