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DEALER!CHRIS DEALER!CHRIS DEALER!CHRIS

I REPEAT

DEALER!CHRIS DEALER!CHRIS DEALER!CHRIS

FUCKBWIEJFNASLK

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THATS MY MAN :(((

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introducing…

EXECUTIVE!MATT x WRITER!READER

ㅤㅤin “HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS” —

•၊၊||၊|။|||| ↻ — YOUR SO VAIN , CARLY SIMON

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS : ANYWHERE YOU GO

Hearts aren’t just won; they’re maneuvered. Affection isn’t always real, but the consequences can be.

And in the end, someone always falls first.

EXECUTIVE!MATT : twenty-eight years old. marketing genius. vice president of advertising. crisp suits, sharper mind. effortlessly charming. lives for the chase. boardrooms and skyline views. old money attitude, new money ambition. espresso over sleep. cufflinks and designer watches. thrives under pressure. plays the game better than anyone. doesn’t lose—especially not to love. until her.

WRITER!READER : twenty-six years old. columnist. sharp wit, sharper pen. thrives on deadlines and last-minute inspiration. rom-coms and red wine. a heartbreaker for the story, not the thrill. notebooks filled with half-finished ideas. knows exactly what to say and when to say it. charm as a weapon, sarcasm as armor. city lights and subway rides. always chasing the next big article.

coming soon.. had this ideaaa for forever

This work is a fan creation completely inspired by How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I do not own the rights to the original film, characters, or story.

All rights belong to Paramount.

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i love the idea that this dream sequence was in the timeline where they made it to nationals

sooo Lilly P.

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this was my safe space wth man

Sigh guys why are THOSE sturniolo fans arriving on tumblr, I just read a whole paragraph about how we’re disgusting whores💔 and they don’t fw it

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Everyone moved on, but I...

I'm still here, dust collecting on my pinned up hair..

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IM PHYSICALLY SICKKKK

“I always prefer 5 guys”. A quote from Nick Sturniolo that I whole heartedly agree with, because I will always prefer these 5 guys, preferably in a star formation with me in the center.

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guess who just started planning her first au? MEEE

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i just lost my childhood stuffed animal at a hotel, im bawling my eyes out.

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all my masterlist photos have puppies in them because i want to make my life harder and i have no self control

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i think ive reread this a unforgivable amount of times, hes so cute.

A New Hope

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Popular!Reader

Word Count: 1K

Summary: After Stiles unexpectedly scores the game-winning goal in a crucial lacrosse match, his reputation at school shifts, and your friends start pushing you toward him as a potential date. What starts as a reluctant agreement leads to a surprisingly fun evening, where you discover Stiles' sweet, genuine side, and before you know it, you're seriously considering a second date with the awkward yet endearing boy.

The roar of the Beacon Hills High crowd was deafening, the stands alive with the kind of energy only a last-minute victory could bring. The lacrosse team had done the impossible—beating Devenford Prep in the final seconds. But the biggest shock of the night wasn’t the win.

It was who had secured it.

Stiles Stilinski.

The guy who spent more time warming the bench than actually playing had somehow been in the right place at the right time, scoring the game-winning goal. As the team hoisted him onto their shoulders and the crowd erupted in cheers, you stood on the sidelines with your friends, more baffled than anything else.

“Stiles Stilinski?” you muttered under your breath. “Seriously?”

But over the next few days, the school seemed to be collectively rewriting its perception of him. Suddenly, he wasn’t just the “weird” kid who couldn’t stop talking or tripping over his own feet. He was the underdog hero, the quirky player who’d saved the day.

That was how you found yourself sitting at your usual lunch table, staring blankly at Lydia Martin as she grinned at you like she’d just hatched a foolproof plan.

“Okay, hear me out,” Lydia began, leaning forward conspiratorially. “You and Stiles. It’s perfect.”

You blinked, fork hovering over your salad. “Come again?”

“Don’t make me repeat myself,” Lydia said with a dramatic roll of her eyes. “You and Stiles. A date. Trust me—it’ll be fun.”

You frowned, shaking your head. “Lydia, he’s… not really my type.”

Lydia’s grin didn’t falter for a second. “You don’t have a type. And Stiles is sweet. Funny. Smart.”

“And kind of adorable,” Allison chimed in, smiling. “In that awkward-but-endearing way.”

“He’s also the weird kid who used to do that thing with the Jello during lunch,” you reminded them, raising an eyebrow.

Lydia waved a dismissive hand. “That was, like, freshman year. He’s changed. And honestly? You need someone who’ll actually treat you well. Stiles is exactly that kind of guy.”

“And if I say no?” you challenged, though your tone lacked conviction.

“Then I’ll remind you that I covered for you during that Chem lab incident,” Lydia said sweetly, her smile sharp. “Remember?”

You sighed. “Fine. One date. One.”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

The day of the date came faster than you’d expected, and before you knew it, Stiles was pulling into your driveway in his blue Jeep. You hesitated before climbing in, giving yourself a mental pep talk. This was just a group hangout. You could survive one night.

“Uh, hi,” Stiles greeted when you got in, his nervous smile immediately betraying how much this meant to him. “You, uh… you look really nice.”

“Thanks,” you replied, startled by the sincerity in his tone.

The drive to the diner was mostly quiet, though Stiles kept stealing glances at you like he couldn’t believe you were there. When you arrived, the rest of the group was already waiting at a booth near the back.

“Hey, you two!” Lydia greeted cheerfully, sliding over to make room.

You took the seat next to her, and Stiles sat across from you, flanked by Scott and Jackson. It wasn’t long before the group began its obvious—and borderline embarrassing—campaign to talk Stiles up.

“He’s basically the reason we won the game,” Scott said casually, nudging Stiles with his elbow.

“Not to mention he’s got this, like, weird savant thing with math,” Allison added.

“And he’s surprisingly good at trivia,” Lydia said. “He’s the reason we didn’t lose that trivia night at Jungle.”

Stiles was practically squirming in his seat, his cheeks flushed with a mix of pride and embarrassment. You leaned back, taking it all in with a raised eyebrow. “You guys are really going all in on this, huh?”

Lydia grinned. “Just trying to make sure you know what a catch he is.”

For his part, Stiles seemed determined to live up to their praise. He opened every door for you, pulled out your chair before you could even reach for it, and insisted on paying for your milkshake—despite your protests.

“You really don’t have to—”

“I want to,” he said firmly, holding his ground. “It’s… I don’t know. The right thing to do?”

His earnestness caught you off guard. Most guys you hung out with didn’t bother with stuff like this, let alone insist on it.

At some point during the night, Lydia grabbed your arm and dragged you toward the bathroom, Allison and another girl following close behind.

“So?” Lydia asked the moment the door shut. “What do you think?”

You crossed your arms, shrugging like it was no big deal. “What do I think about what?”

“About Stiles,” Allison clarified, leaning against the counter. “You’re, like, actually having fun, right?”

“I’m not—”

“Don’t lie,” Lydia interrupted. “You were smiling when he told that ridiculous story about Scott falling off the roof. And you’ve been laughing at his jokes.”

“I smile all the time,” you argued weakly, though the flush in your cheeks betrayed you.

“Not like this,” Lydia said knowingly. “You like him, don’t you?”

“I—” You hesitated, looking between the girls as they stared you down. “He’s… different. I didn’t expect this.”

“And that’s a bad thing?”

You bit your lip, unable to answer.

Back at the table, Stiles was in the middle of an animated Star Wars discussion with Scott and Jackson.

“And, like, there’s no way anyone can say Greedo shot first. It’s just—”

“Actually,” you interrupted, your voice cutting through the chatter, “the debate exists because Lucas changed it in the Special Edition. In the original 1977 release, Han shot first. That’s why people were so mad.”

The table went silent.

Every head turned toward you, and Stiles stared at you like you’d just solved the world’s greatest mystery.

“You… know that?” he asked, his voice almost reverent.

You shrugged, trying to act nonchalant despite the attention. “What? Just because I don’t wear a Star Wars shirt doesn’t mean I don’t know stuff.”

Stiles blinked, then blurted out, “Marry me.”

The table erupted into laughter, but you couldn’t stop looking at him—or the way his face lit up when you smiled back.

“Maybe ask me on a second date first,” you teased.

The grin that spread across his face made it clear: he absolutely would.

Part 2

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i have weird maternal instincts for pre bite issac lahey, but also at the same time im like no thats my boyfriend.

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this post is all about meeee!

hi there! my name is orchid, i'm 9teen and welcome to my blog, happy to have u here <3, i'm doing this by sections cause i got a lot to cover, btw i'm pulling all this information about myself from a page in my journal!

𐦍 music

boygenuis, clario, the cranberries, fleetwood mac, jeff buckely, mac miller, the strokes, faye webster, the velvet underground, the marias, fiona apple, mazzy star, chappell roan, harry styles, mgmt, radiohead, cocteau twins, the go-gos, blood orange, radiohead, adrienne lenker and big thief, black box recorder, imogen heap, le tigre, linda lindas, the cure, frank ocean, bjork, billy joel, and finally grimes. i could go on, but maybe if you want i can link my spodify?

𐦍 movies

lady bird, la la land, sixteen candles, death becomes her, the goonies, et, perks of being a wallflower, 500 days of summer, call me by your name, bones and all, random french films i could never spell the names for correctly, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, juno, scott pillgram vs. the world, don't worry darling, 13 going on 30, 10 things i hate about you, and finally the linsey lohan version of parent trap.

𐦍 books

as a lit major ive read a lot of books and it one of my favorite hobbies, so these are my favorite either because they are really good, or they have some sorta of nostalgia attached to them!

the swimmers by julie otsuka, before the coffee gets cold by toshikazu kawaguchi, shark heart by emily habeck, the outsiders by s.e hinton, midnight library by matt haig, a little life by hanya yanagihara, a tree grows in brooklyn by betty smith, maze runner by james dashner, bridge to terabithia by katherine paterson, that was then this is now by s.e hinton, tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by gabrielle zevin.

𐦍 shows

my all time favorite shows are probably how i met you're mother, and bojack horseman (although i will never finish the last episode of bojack out of spite to my ex-boyfriend who recommended the show)

thats it!!

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STUNNAAAA

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blog guidelines!

hi! so these are just some guidelines to read before going on my blog! thank you <3

account rules and guidelines

this blog is 18+ and my content is not for minors at all! you are 100% responsible for the media you consume online so keep that in mind! id like to spend my time online in a safe and respectful environment for everyone, this means not involving me in any arguments or drama, i will also not tolerate any writing slander to me any other creators or people on this platform! please respect my and others writing boundaries with requests, if someone wont write something, im sure someone else on the platform will.

writing guideline!

i will not be writing for kinks that i find uncomfortable and like i said if i wont write for it im sure someone else will, they're are a lot of creators on this app! i am ofc against any copying or plagiarism. if a peice of my work has inspired you, i am flattered but make sure you message me before putting out said work, and make sure to tag and credit! thank you!

just to put it out there here are somethings i am not comfortable with writing! but always feel free to ask

daddy kinks ( personal preference im not comfortable with it!)

slut shaming/ dumbification and humiliation stuff ( again personal preference sorry!)

inset (pretty ovi why)

three sums (i have no clue how to spell that sorry!! again my personal preff)

grooming

age gaps (like BAD ones)

thank you for listening to my rant, love u bye bye

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