#halal daddy

[griffin-black]

(Context: the year is 1979 and Willy Affy is about to start his villain arc.) William: These damn kids have been playing the same exact song on the jukebox for WEEKS. William: Parents are complaining- William in a high pitched voice: OH! It's not APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY RESTAURANT! Oh, that's not KOSHER! Oh, that's not HALAL. William: Well, it's not my BLOODY FAULT IS IT? Tell your damn kids not to play the song. Elizabeth: *runs up to him* Daddy! Daddy! Can I have a nickel? William: *Absentmindedly* Sure. *hands her a nickel* Elizabeth: *Excited shriek and runs away* William: Anyway, as I was saying. That bloody song-- Who was it by again? Roger . . . Ryan . . . Elizabeth: *Puts nickel into jukebox* Jukebox: *starts playing song* William: Oh, right! Rod Stewart- That's the gu-- William: *freezes* Jukebox: Don't you just know exactly what they're thinkin? William: *still frozen* Elizabeth: *dancing* Jukebox & Elizabeth: IF YOU WANT MY BODY-- William: No. Jukebox & Elizabeth: AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY-- William: ELIZABETH. NO. Jukebox & Elizabeth: Come on sugar let me know, Ooh! William: *contemplates creating murder robots, killing 5 kids, and becoming the man behind the slaughter*

[fantasticallyfruity4]

Steve: having mommy AND daddy issues is kinda the therapy equivalent to getting the combo chicken and lamb platter from the halal cart. Most people think it’s like getting the mixed gyro, but now. The mixed gyro you get a smal serving of each, nah, this may be a few extra bucks, but you get the full potion of each. AND because it’s a combo you get rice. Which is like, the “multi parent abandonment issues”.

Robin: Jesus fucking christ.

Nancy: that’s… thats the most concerning thing you’ve ever said.

Eddie: I think it’s kinda funny

[rachmachaela]

Bukan cosplay punya pasangan ya, dek, ya… entah cosplay itu dalam bentuk atau istilah apapun (ex. pacaran, hts, fwb, anaknya sugar daddy, dsb) naudzubillah, naudzubillah, naudzubillah…. Tapi, pasangan yang betul-betul dalam ikatan hubungan yang halal 🤍

[uziraphale]

Oh, that's an easy question. The morning after the night in Job's basement, he definitely smelled of wine and sex, also more than a hint of BO (probably mine). Before he touched the first glass of wine, he smelled like goatskin, which is a very warm, earthy, wild and spicy smell, similar to fenugreek* mixed with hay. In short, he smells like a Greek goatherd in the sun.

Now I'm a bit dizzy …

@bil-daddy

*Fenugreek is believed to have been brought into cultivation in the Near East. It is uncertain which wild strain of the genus Trigonella gave rise to domesticated fenugreek. Charred fenugreek seeds have been recovered from Tell Halal, Iraq (carbon dated to 4000 BC) and Bronze Age levels of Lachish, and desiccated seeds from the tomb of Tutankhamen. Cato the Elder lists fenugreek with clover and vetch as crops grown to feed cattle.

In one first-century A.D. recipe, the Romans flavoured wine with fenugreek. In the 1st century AD, in Galilee, it was grown as a staple food, as Josephus mentions in his book, the Wars of the Jews. The plant is mentioned in the 2nd-century compendium of Jewish Oral Law (Mishnah) under its Hebrew name tiltan. Source

We of the Bildaddy Nation agree with Muppet Molly about our “firy” life bringing Megabitch!

*None of us believe that BO bullshit* 😘

@uziraphale can you confirm or deny any/all of the scents associated with @bil-daddy ?

[afacelesschampion]

Sarah Bolger in Halal Daddy (2017) dir. Conor McDermottroe

[crazyrichxplainr]

[puppetwoman17]

Tag Game!

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Last Song: The Door by Teddy Swims

Favorite color: 💜

Last book: Laat Hope by TheWasp1995

Last movie: Daddy’s Little Girls

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Taste bias: Sweet!🍭

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: Halal Hotpot spots near me

Current obsession: Billy Batson/Captain Marvel, Arcane, FNAF

Looking Forward to: JLU comic for more Billy content, and Arcane season 2 act 2

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Tag Game!

I’m a little late but that’s fine

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Favorite Color: Purple 💜

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Current Obsession: Billy Batson/Shazam/Captain Marvel and The Venture Bros.

Looking Forward To: 100 percent Batman: Arkham Knight and get my doctorate.

Tagging: @helps-the-writing-brain-go, @kyxhiin, @puppetwoman17

[antagonistenthusiast]

Sarah Bolger and Nikesh Patel being cuties behind the scenes of Halal Daddy

[moviechef69]

Halal Daddy

A Muslim guy recieved as his present for his birthday a run down cow factory. Now he must decide how to deal with that and also how to deal with a new girlfriend and her father that use to work at the factory. It's a comedy romance type of movie. But is a boring ass movie.

My Rating 2/5

[palestinianartist]

To all the Saudi’s men asking for memes. Here you go bro.

[pjisskullourful]

hey pj!

what's the best erotic audios or porn links you have???

omg yaaaaaaasssss pls let me talk about this🥰 cos i am a little bit addicted🥴

i find it easier to listen to porn than to watch it& rightnow i am all about the boys erotic audio offerings so thats what yall are being recommended

⚠️ PLEASE BE CAREFUL & MINDFUL OF TAGS COS THERES A LOT OF NONCON SHIT OUTTHERE& YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF YOUR TRIGGERS& HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF ENJOYING IN COMFORT

@soundsofpleasure is the best💛 or going through what you can on soundgasm.net[im still figuring that site out as i go]. p0rnhub does have some great erotic audios but i find the ads& all the other things trying to be as shocking/ott as possible in order to get your attention-- its distracting its annoying, i would rather not. r/gonewildaudio is really fantastic in how everything is laidout& you can even leave comments

i discovered this week that i like listening to MM4F audios-- basically, 3somes. idk why that had never occurred to me as something i would like, but i just genuinely stumbled upon it as a category & then i found an amazing find--- cute accents that got me thinking about chewing gum

hotel threesome(19:49)

technically halal(37:40) -- i cannot with the title but it makes sense once you start listening

i found a lovely boy lastnight, the asmr is outstanding!! so very dreamy. am i biased cos he uses the petname princess& that is legitimately my name? idk who cares

20minute ramblefap

ASMR Daddy is 1 who is a bit meaner[butoops i like it]-- routinely includes choking, very degradation kink prone. i wouldnt recommend him as a starting point cos it can feel very intense. but he is aussie- just like me cos we burn hotter than hell down here😝

i really like Benji2049 - he has some really sweet audios that make me feel safe& make me wanna float away[in myhead he is cast as my johnny depp]

i've talked about EndlessRoads before & imma talk about him again. i really love his audios. it seems that sadly he is nolonger recording but the stuff that is on offer is so glorious& gives me all the tinglies.

in particular I Want to Be Your Daddy cos wow-- that changed how i feel about my daddy kink& lowkey made me waanna cry the 1st time i listened to it

🎇❗❕‼️

i have saved the best for last!

@ lato-oscuro

his soundcloud

this is 1 that i can listen to his shit repeatedly in 1 sitting& not get bored. italian accent, the wettest of the wet-- i've had lots of fun listening to his stuff with a lil wand assistance & 10/10 would highly recommend. literally never fails to turn me on. probs my fav

yall gotta send me your recommendations!

[espressokiri]

Okayyyyy but Aizawa, Shinso, and Natsuo Todoroki with a Muslim s/o? 👀

Aizawa Shota, Shinso Hitoshi, Todoroki Natsuo x Muslim!reader

In which reader is a Muslim.

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Aizawa Shota

Listen, Aizawa is an adult who probably doesn't take dating lightly.

If he wants to date, it's for the long run, especially considering his busy lifestyle and weird schedules.

So when he sets his eyes on you, he was smitten and adamant about you being the one.

He doesn't express his feelings outwardly, it's more through actions than words.

Immediately researches about Islam and figures out that the best approach would be to ask you about your parents and plan to meet with them in order to have their blessing for the getting-to-know-each-other stage.

He's very respectful of your personal space.

Always asks Nemuri to chaperone as a third person, making sure your parents had met her beforehand and are well aware that he's taking this seriously.

Dinner dates? He'll either take you to a vegetarian based restaurant if he can't find any halal available ones or he would cook for you in his apartment.

He also stopped eating any meat that isn't considered as halal.

Is concerned when you message him one day in the middle of the night as he was out on patrol.

Calls you right away.

"Why the hell are you awake at this time?"

"It's Ramadan? I'm having my suhoor."

Is confused but understands when you explain it to him.

Another excuse to go visit you while he takes a break from patrolling in the middle of the night.

Brings you your favourite snacks when he does stop by.

He's aware he can't invite himself inside your house but if your parents are awake for suhoor they will invite him in to eat with them.

Wearing a hijab? This man will look at you in adoration when he does have a sudden plan to visit and sees you covering your hair with the hood of your jacket or a beanie.

He thinks you look so precious and domestic.

Is confused that you don't really need to go all out for a wedding as long as you have someone to bless and sign your wedding papers and have witnesses.

He's not complaining though, the less crowd the better.

He wouldn't hold hands with you if you were uncomfortable with it, would sometimes place a hand on your upper back to lead you through crowds but that's about it.

Fiddles with the threads on your hijab when he's focusing on something.

Yes, you have placed a hijab on him at some point because of his long hair.

He pulls off male traditional clothes so well for Eid!

Shinso Hitoshi

Love at first sight? More likely than you think.

You motivate him one time and this man is blushing around you non-stop.

He's his daddy's son, by daddy I mean Aizawa, I'm gonna shut up now.

If you're wearing a hijab, he'll shyly present to you pins and hair clips he found cute and ask you to put it on your hijab.

Fashion from Hitoshi <3

Will be flustered when you do put the clips or pins on.

You'll find a can/carton of your favourite drink on your desk often.

He's not a PDA kinda guy so you don't have to worry about him invading in your personal space.

He's very respectful <3

He loves Ramadan season because you'll be up with him and both your sleep schedules would be odd.

Matching eye-bags <3

Would facetime you when you're having your suhoor and probably have a small snack so you two would be eating together on call.

The day you're not fasting and are fast asleep, you'd wake up to a call from Hitoshi.

"Hello?"

"Were you sleeping?"

"Mhm."

"Don't you have to eat? It's almost time for Fajr!"

"I can't fast this week, 'Toshi."

"O-oh."

He would feel bad about waking you up but you'd ease his nerves by thanking him for waking you up for Fajr.

Would call you to wake you up for Fajr the whole week instead.

Your parents would give him Eidie (did I spell that right?) and he would be bashful but happy to be included in the festivity.

Tells his parents about Eidi so the next time they can give you it too <3

Todoroki Natsuo

Mans is looking for his happily ever after.

And he found you <3

Doctor in training? Oof your parents love him already.

Study dates are more common than you think because as a medical student the man is suffering.

Blushes when you take care of him by making him homemade food or treats, or even simply buying him a drink.

Fuyumi is already your best friend, Natsuo is salty about you spending more time with her than him.

One time you were in Fuyumi's room and the girl said its okay to remove your hijab since it was the both of you in the house anyway.

You get comfortable in her room, the door closed just in case.

Panicked glances when the room to her door gets knocked on and opened.

"Fuyumi, why are you smothering my partner with a pillow?"

"GET OUT! DON'T YOU HAVE MANNERS? SHE WASN'T WEARING HER HIJAB."

Mans immediately slams the door closed as he mutters apologies through the door, feeling a bit better as he heard your laughter through the door and Fuyumi's complains about having no privacy.

Insecure about what your parents would think of him.

"What if I'm not what they were hoping for?"

"You're a doctor in training with a handsome face, what more could they want?"

"Am I just reduced to being a doctor?"

"...Yes."

Ramadan time involves him texting you "have a good meal <3" every time it's breaking fast time.

Has a whole alarm for both suhoor and breaking fast time.

You're not feeling well? He will crack open his medical knowledge and assess you.

Doctor mode Natsuo scares and attracts you at the same time.

(I have a friend who graduated medical and she scares me when she goes all doctor mode on me lmfao.)

You blush when you go and drop off coffee one day during his internship and see him wearing his white coat and looking all professional.

This man will put a ring on it as soon as he's stable.

[ismahar]

PARTNER . You may go far alone But You will go further with partner Make sure you have one Appreciate and LOVE them! They will be your LIFE and #halal SEX partner Yehaaaaaa If you have 2 partner... . . . . #family #superdad #dad #daddy #love #happy #me #followme #tb #ootd #igers #igersmalaysia #youtubermalaysia #vlogger #youtuber #youtuberindonesia #jakarta #malaysia #drone #dji #mavic #arial #entrepreneur #kisahrumahtangga (at Mid Valley Megamall)

[anushay]

judging(?) you based off of your enhypen bias. also ignore if this is horrible i made this at 3 am while on call with two of my friends who were singing different songs at the same time. one bitch singing ukrianian while the other beautiful lady was singing english/spanish

idek if this is considered judging or not but this is all a joke cause i’m trying to keep it halal

Jake

jake stans are either whitewashed or really cultured. definitely had a wattpad phase and probably has issues with an older brother/cousin. wears makeup to hide insecurities. honestly y’all are chill for the most part, just really horny

Jungwon

jungwon stans has/had a ariana grande phase. they also seek academic validation just so their parents or whoever they look up to would notice them. idk why but honestly i feel like most of them feel weird with their gender, i just see y’all struggle with gender for some reason.

Sunoo

the only engene ik irl is a sunoo stan should be interesting. y’all honestly are underrated in every situation you’ve been in. super loyal to the point where it kills you. y’all genuinely struggle with your body image. Whether you’re skinny or plus sized you would just never be happy. ACTUALLY Y’ALL ARE NEVER TRUELY HAPPY. idk but i feel like theres this part of you that’s never satisfied,

Jay

I was a jay stan so this should be interesting. Y’all never know what you want and is horny asf. you either have 3 friends or 30 and probably wants a sugar daddy. that’s all i’m going to say. y’all are hot though

Heeseung

loml.

anyways y’all are chill. never know what you want like jay stans but you don’t really care about it. cares too little but suprisingly good with kids. can’t break peoples heart. impulsive as shit. distracts yourself alot on purpose. never stays in one place. y’all are also probably really similar to him in some aspects

Sunghoon

probably has chronic depression. if you’re from an area where hockey is popular, you’re a 100% into hockey boys. y’all are either lazy asf or athletic. lulu lemon freak or has a totally unique style. natural hair colors. the only “unnatural” hair color y’all would get is red. honestly probably was always left out as a kid. depending on your family situation, you’re probably that one kid who either had to take care of your siblings or had to gain responsibility and maturity early cause your older siblings won’t. if you’re an only child than you probably were a parent to your parents. if ur an orphan just leave. orphans shall be burned alive. nah jk, if ur an orphan sunghoon stan that’s just sad. like damn bro how do you expect a random kpop idol to want you when you’re own parents didn’t. loser

Ni-ki

genuinely i have nothing. y’all are mainly middle schoolers and i am not having beef with or am calling out 11-15 year olds (ignoring how i’m thirteen).

nvm, i have some ideas. scared of change, wanna be depressed, probably are those girls who wear a shit ton of highlighter on their nose and inner corners and calls it a look, childhood stuff animal that they cannot live without, victim complex, kins yuki from vampire knight, and if you aren’t japanese then you had a wannabe japanese phase.

[afacelesschampion]

Sarah Bolger and Nikesh Patel in Halal Daddy (2017) dir.  Conor McDermottroe

[duine-aiteach]

Irish Media:

Short Films:

A lot of Irish made short films can be watched on Screen Ireland's website or YouTube channel as well as both the RTÉ and TG4 players (though I do not know what will work outside of Ireland)

Cáca Milis (2001) [as G]

Chicken (2002) [LGBT]

Washed Up Love (2011)

Homemade (2012)

Sylvia (2012)

Alia (2013)[POC]

Breakfast Wine (2013)

The Last Days of Peter Bergmann (2013) [documentary]

Deadly (2014)

The Monk and the Fly

Lúbtha (2019) [mlm]

The First Saturday of May (2019) [trans]

Scene from the Men's Toilets at a Ceilidh (2019)[LGBT]

OUT (2020)[LGBT]

Candid (2020)[LGBT]

An Irish Goodbye (2022)[Disabled lead]

Homebird [trans]

Punch Line [trans]

Boxed In [trans]

Cailín Álainn [trans, as G]

Where Do All The Old Gays Go? [LGBT]

Films:

The Quiet Man (1952, U)

Secret of Kells (2009, PG)

Song of the Sea (2014, PG) [available as G]

Wolfwalkers (2020, PG)

Sing Street (2016, 12)

The Breadwinner (2017, 12) [not set in Ireland, available as G]

An Cailín Ciúin (2022, 12) [as G]

The Commitments (1991, 15)

The Field (1991, 15)

The Snapper (1993, 15)

The Van (1996, 15)

Adam & Paul (2004, 15)

The Guard (2011, 15)

Calvary (2014, 15)

Handsome Devil (2016, 15) [gay]

The Young Offenders (2016, 15)

The Cured (2017, 15)

Dublin Oldschool (2018, 15)

Halal Daddy (2018, 15)

Outitude (2018) [lesbian documentary]

Extra Ordinary (2019, 15)

Papi Chulo (2019, 15) [gay, Irish writer/director only]

Dating Amber (2020, 15) [gay, lesbian]

Pixie (2020, 15)

Banshees of Inisherrin (2022, 15)

Television Series:

Aifric [as G]

Ballykissangel

Dead Still

Derry Girls [NI, lesbian]

Eipic [as G, gay]

Fair City [soap]

Father Ted

Love/Hate

Moone Boy

Mrs Brown's Boys

Normal People

Ros na Rún [as G, soap, gay]

The Young Offenders