#halal daddy

[soupedepates]

Tyr belongs to @hel-phoenyx

Leonova belongs to @noa-de-cajou

Oli belongs to @thal-ent

Meili belongs to @azeler

Kaizarz and Sigi belong to @corneille-but-not-the-author

I spent some time during the holiday period at the hospital - to see my little brothers beating all odds. Those kids just can't die. Like, alright, Egill's good for chemo due to skin cancer, doesn't help to have xeroderma pigmentosum, and... welp, doctors can't figure out what is wrong about Sigsteinn. They are talking about Lou Gehrig disease now. It's just the seventh diagnosis of a terminal disease my baby brother got, so he is kinda chill about it.

And Egill would outlive me just to have the last word.

Oh, and I met Qamar here. We had a great time. I love my sister, you know. She is beauty, grace, brains... Everything I am not. She's going to get married, in May I think. The planification is taking a long time. Of course she asked: "So you're getting freaky with the mayor's son? Does he know you're..."

She made that gesture before her face.

"Because the mayor Warsowar isn't the most minority friendly man on Earth, you know."

"Come on, Sigi isn't like that. Like, at all. And that's not just because I'm the most white-passing of the bunch. He is just... so kind. And wonderful. And..."

"She is still head over heels for Kaizarz, Oli, and Tyr, Qamar", Egill smiled snarkily. "There's just a new guy in her heart. It's a very big heart for such a small brain."

"Go back to dying", I replied.

"On it, boss", he giggled.

But when I was not getting bullied nor worried about my baby siblings, I was pretty preoccupied by preparing a huge Christmas feast for the gang. And I invited Meili. For... I don't know, old time's sake. Big stuffed turkey, with everything I could imagine as side dishes. Oli helped me hang the custom tinsel with "Halal Christmas" written on it. She chose the most ridiculous plant to be our Christmas tree and decorated it herself.

Tyr brought the good and expensive champaign, as expected, and Kaizarz brought his adorable face I just wanted to kiss all dinner long.

And Meili brought three bottles of wine. Which is very much appreciated.

We drank a lot. We laughed a lot. And fuck, so much leftovers. Perhaps because we started talking about politics and, because I was too drunk to be offended, I just said "Yeeeees, wallah, too much Arabs yeaaah, ya'Allah please be Le Pen in 2027 for the good Frrrrrench". To which Oli answered: "Inch'Allah".

And me, the Lebanese, and Oli, the visibly brown kid, had had the delicious pleasure to see confusion among our friends after that speech. Meili lost his fork due to it.

And then we drank again.

The gifts were tasteful, as always. I gave scented condoms to Tyr, a dick-shaped pan to Meili, and a Miku body pillow to Kaizarz. For Oli, I found a dildo looking exactly like a tentacle.

I am a great friend.

Or not. But that was so fucking funny.

I also texted Leonova to wish her a merry Christmas (hoping you haven't broken up with your girlfriend again cuz right now my legs are closed).

Moving on to New Year's Eve.

The plan was, with Oli, to crash as many parties as we could. The queer bar I am working in? Check. Had a blast. We danced on the table. Meili and the alt-right? WE EVEN BROUGHT COUSCOUS! Tyr and Kaizarz? Checked. We played Smash Bros. With us inebriated, it was hilarious.

Then I said: "let's crash Sigi's party. He is at his dad's."

"The mayor? You sure about that?"

"Positive."

So we went to the City Hall, beer in hands.

It was closed.

"What do you mean the mayor doesn't live here."

"Domhildr. Have you. Have you heard yourself?"

"...Mayhaps????"

Oli swallowed whole her beer.

"So you don't know where your new guy's daddy lives."

"I THOUGHT IT WAS HERE??????"

They laughed and put their arms around my shoulder. It felt warm. And right. I hugged them just after I heard "let's go home".

We played Just Dance. We had a litte karaoke. And drank a lot. I baked cookies for Sigismund, for tomorrow.

We shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" at midnight or so.

A hug.

A kiss.

Two kisses in his arms.

It felt safe.

Black out.

I wake up naked snuggled against Oli. Also naked.

Wallah?????

She sleeps tight. And I don't feel bad. Not at all. Just. Confused. I sit in my bed, thinking about last night. It was soft. Tender. I liked it. It felt safe. It felt... fuck, I'm crying.

"Domi...? Wha..."

"Nothing. I'm..."

The only word coming is "happy?".

I pursue: "It's so weird. I never feel happy or just... just good after that. I feel happy." Which makes me sob even more. Oli comes to hug me really tight. In a warm embrace. They stroke my hair while rocking me slowly, until I calm down.

"Thank you so much for..."

Making me feel safe.

Making me feel wanted.

Making me feel... loved?

I don't even think I am disgusting, cradled in her arms. That's. That's so strange...

"Thank you."

And I ask: "I have to do something this morning. But before I leave... can I kiss you?"

"Of course", Oli smiles.

This is an all at sea Domhildr wobbling on her legs who's going to the police station, with the ugliest cookies in the world on a box. They were better when I was wasted.

I pass the door. Ask for Sigismund Warsowar. People start to know me at the station soooooo they don't even ask to see my ID anymore.

My Knight in shining armour arrives, as hangover as I am I suspect, but he gathers the strength to give me the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

"Hi Domhildr, I wasn't expecting you today. Did you have a good New Year's Eve?"

I smell worry in his voice.

"I had sooooo much fun. With Oli, you know who she is we live together, we tried to crash as many parties as possible! We tried to crash yours but I really thought your father lived at the city Hall and... DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I KNOW I'M NOT VERY SMART!"

He can't help but chuckles.

"Anyways due to that splendid failure we went home and I baked those cookies and... " I can feel my cheeks burn. "And we had a blast! So anyways, here's my little treat for you cuz you definitely need more flesh on those bones. Happy New Year Sigi!"

He has the most adorable giggle I've ever heard.

"You're really a piece of work, Domhildr", he smiles with what I hope is tenderness.

[griffin-black]

(Context: the year is 1979 and Willy Affy is about to start his villain arc.) William: These damn kids have been playing the same exact song on the jukebox for WEEKS. William: Parents are complaining- William in a high pitched voice: OH! It's not APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY RESTAURANT! Oh, that's not KOSHER! Oh, that's not HALAL. William: Well, it's not my BLOODY FAULT IS IT? Tell your damn kids not to play the song. Elizabeth: *runs up to him* Daddy! Daddy! Can I have a nickel? William: *Absentmindedly* Sure. *hands her a nickel* Elizabeth: *Excited shriek and runs away* William: Anyway, as I was saying. That bloody song-- Who was it by again? Roger . . . Ryan . . . Elizabeth: *Puts nickel into jukebox* Jukebox: *starts playing song* William: Oh, right! Rod Stewart- That's the gu-- William: *freezes* Jukebox: Don't you just know exactly what they're thinkin? William: *still frozen* Elizabeth: *dancing* Jukebox & Elizabeth: IF YOU WANT MY BODY-- William: No. Jukebox & Elizabeth: AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY-- William: ELIZABETH. NO. Jukebox & Elizabeth: Come on sugar let me know, Ooh! William: *contemplates creating murder robots, killing 5 kids, and becoming the man behind the slaughter*

[thebookofnehemiah]

"The Davidov." From the Book of Nehemiah, "the Exploration of the Mysteries of the Lions that Lay," 11: 3-6.

This section of the Book of Nehemiah explains the Third Shekel, the obligations of the people to the House of Royalty. We discuss their obligations to the people in great detail but within constitutional monarchies the people have great obligations as well. The exercise of "privies" as they are called by the sovereign are legally required.

One might ignore Joe Biden if he says jump! And everyone does, but if the Nsh says jump, everyone has to jump or they can be arrested.

The power of privilege has been deemed indispensible by Monarchs but it is perennially misused. I recently mentioned Charles Mary likes to "slam" little boys, gives them IV methamphetamine among other things, and then perform sexual acts with and upon them. He is quite open about this as an exercise of his privies.

This is completely legal in the United Kingdom due to the legally protected right of the sovereign to use his privies, but it violates international law in too many ways to count here. So I stated the fucking fowl assed thing and his sons, who do it too should be sent to the Hague to undergo criminal proceedings.

A seal, 116, kitachu "the kitchen" then is an agreement between parties that confers rights and privileges, but one cannot agree to a seal that does not contain a moral code. A kitchen that "cooks up" immorality is not a very good kitchen.

We have started doing this in America. Numerous politicians in America use drugs and have sex with minors but "those records are sealed". Now we have a pandemic of problems here. One does not seal to protect the evil, one seals to protect the greater good.

So to motivate the US Gov to attempt to comprehend the difference I have publicized to the press as many of the cases the government sealed as possible to teach it a good hard lesson about right and wrong.

The individuals harmed by Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, George W Bush, Mitt Romney, and Big Daddy Momma, Kevin Jonas and the rest need to be treated well not like scum. The Administration needs to pony up the truth and reassure the world it is not confused about any of the implications of these issues or those peripheral, like combatting poverty, climate change or ending all the wars that are appearing like acne all over the surface of this planet.

The people, according to the Nsh have a right to expect better, what is called Judah and Benjamin in Judah, "the company of intelligent enlightened men who are in good standing with the rest" within their communities and governments. A seal, the Nsh says should be coming soon to a town near you. The result is what is called a "province":

3 These are the provincial leaders who settled in Jerusalem (now some Israelites, priests, Levites, temple servants and descendants of Solomon’s servants lived in the towns of Judah, each on their own property in the various towns, 4 while other people from both Judah and Benjamin lived in Jerusalem)

From the descendants of Judah:

Athaiah son of Uzziah, the son of Zechariah, the son of Amariah, the son of Shephatiah, the son of Mahalalel, a descendant of Perez; 5 and Maaseiah son of Baruch, the son of Kol-Hozeh, the son of Hazaiah, the son of Adaiah, the son of Joiarib, the son of Zechariah, a descendant of Shelah. 6 The descendants of Perez who lived in Jerusalem totaled 468 men of standing.

6 The descendants of Perez who lived in Jerusalem totaled 468 men of standing.

Before we conclude the Mishnah we must define the words that are not displayed in English:

Athaiah son of Uzziah= the ornament of Yah, is an agent of refuge

the son of Zechariah=ponders and remembers God

the son of Amariah=what God said

the son of Shephatiah=governs the ordinaces and the codes, every custom and manner

the son of Mahalalel=especially the Great Halal.

a descendant of Perez= and demilitarizes

Maaseiah son of Baruch=pays homage to Adonai,

The verb חסה (hasa) means to take or seek refuge. Noun חסות (hasut) means refuge of shelter, and noun מחסה (mahseh) means place of refuge or shelter.

the son of Kol-Hozeh=and brings to completion the finished product, "all the eye pines for."

"Verb כלה (kala) denotes the bringing to a completion of some process, and that usually but not always in a negative sense. Noun כלה (kala) mostly describes complete destruction or complete annihilation. Adjective כלה (kaleh) describes a failing with desire and noun כליון (killayon) means either a failing or pining of the eyes or annihilation. Noun מכלה (mikla) means completeness (and is identical to the word meaning enclosure or fold). The noun תכלה (tikla) means perfection. Noun תכלית (taklit) means end or completeness. The very common noun כלי (keli) describes any kind of article that (possibly) took a while to make but is now finished, or a vessel that was designed to hold some finished product; a holding pot."

the son of Hazaiah= leads, who is in front...

"It may be that the verb חזה (haza) originated in the idea of being or looking forward, which would explain the noun חזה (hazeh), which describes the breast of an animal. It may also be that this noun derives from a second verb חזה (haza), to be in front."

the son of Adaiah=an ornament of God

the son of Joiarib=a gentile fighter

the son of Zechariah=remembers God

a descendant of Shelah=descends from the truth

The descendants of Perez who lived in Jerusalem totaled 468 men of standing. "who break away to live in Jerusalem" total 468, דוח "are reporters."

Reporters are persons that do not tolerate the bullshit, who do not allow others to break the law and spew nonsense in every direction, do not accept violations of the Hillels, who are willing to say they expect the fucking White House to enforce the law and protect the people, and the people need to expect the White House not to act like a freak show.

This applies to the Kremlin, to Tehran, to London, Paris, anywhere the seats of power converge to protect and feed their people, there must be integrity. Integrity is the Seal.

A Nsh without integrity is a greedy 911 widow whore.

The Values in Gematria are:

v. 3-4: These are the leaders. The Number is 14466, davidov, "one who will be his friend."

= leaders who understand propriety, not the military is the key to proper governance of a province.

v. 5: The Number is 7697, ז‎ו‎טז‎, "do it quickly."

v. 6: These are the descendants of Perez, "the breakthroughs." Persons who are sealed do not run around getting their brains schcrewed out, then tell the world ten million helpless persons are going to be shipped out like used returned mail order merchandice. This is unholy.

God has commanded us to use the bounty of this world and our time to help persons who cannot help themselves. This is really the sole preoccuppation of all civilized persons. I swear to God if someone doesn't tear Donald Trump's asshole right out and wrap it around his neck until he is dead, I am going to get a gun.

When something "descends" it "occurs" to one that God's precepts are correct and they are in our best interests. This is not happening and we are going to be sorry.

The Number is 4679, דועט‎ ‎, "saggy". Everyone is acting like a saggy penis. The Law and the laws say our conduct is not earning us an A Plus. This is because our lawyers are all fucktards. They need to start doing their jobs and the people need guidance as to how to react, legally and appropriately to the immoral conduct erupting all around them. This is the only way to honor a seal.

As for Channing Tatum, Milo Ventimiglia, Josh Rush, Kevin Quinn, the Kooks, Geoff Johns, etc. all the people and young people Donald Trump and the rest sexually assaulted, I am sorry the Department of Justice did not find your time and well being worthy of their attention. God knows I tried to change their minds.

Trump and the rest were open about the fact, bragging, they were raping people who did not fill the mold. I have been struggling to get justice for the people they hurt for over a decade, ever since Trump cheated in the 2016 election and his friends starting doing the same thing to me, but nothing has been done. Perhaps now the police will pull their heads out of their asses.

This frame explains how the opposite mold will be filled. Of all the persons that believe God will choose an heir to the fortunes of the people only a few will be called a Nsh Prince of Israel. Like the tallest most fertile palm trees near the shore where the Walker Along the Beach makes landfall, their countenance shall be obvious. The peak crest of these, the Idov will one day be the King of All Israel.

[candy-floss-crazy]

Over the years we have come across a multitude of questions about candy floss. Some are quite sensible, others belong in a joke book. We are going to look at, and try to answer some of our favourites. Can Dogs Eat Candy Floss Candy floss in itself isn't harmful to a dog. It is basically pure sugar. However it will lead to a blood sugar spike, then subsequent drop, which isn't the best thing for your pet. Because most breeds tend to be smaller than humans this will be more pronounced, and because dogs aren't used to a sugar intake that high it amplifies the effect. So we wouldn't recommend giving them more than a pinch of floss. Who Invented Candy Floss A dentist. No really, it was a dentist. To be fair, he wasn't just a dentist. He was a political activist, invented a method to purify Nashville's water supply, wrote children's books and invented a lard substitute. William J Morrison really was a dentist. He didn't invent candy floss per se. Cooks had been making spun sugar for hundreds of years. What he did invent was the electric candy floss machine. Or as he called it then fairy floss. This enables large quantities of floss to be made very quickly. Previously making spun sugar was a tedious affair, suitable for topping small cakes and the like. He debuted his machine in 1904 at the St Louis World Fair. It was an instant success, he sold 68,655 boxes of the stuff at $0.25 a pop. That's the equivalent of selling $500,000 worth allowing for inflation. Why Do Some People Call It Cotton Candy If you call it cotton candy you are most probably from North America. Which is a little strange, because they originally called it Fairy Floss. Sometime after thew switched to Cotton Candy. The Australians and New Zealanders still refer to it as Fairy Floss. Us Brits Candy Floss, The South Africans Tooth Floss, though the Afrikaners call it Spookasem (Ghosts Breath). The French barbe a papa (Daddy's Beard), Dutch Suikerspin (Sugar Spider), and the Persians Pashmak (Wool Like). So the name all depends on where you come from. Is Candy Floss Bad For You We once read that there are no poisonous substances, just poisonous doses. For instance, water is widely regarded as one of the healthiest things you can partake of. However drink too much and you die. Candy Floss is the same, sugar, pretty much all it is made of, other than a minute trace of colouring. Is one of the basic requirements for life. No sugar in your body and you end up dead. So a little candy floss won't do you any harm. If you eat nothing but floss, then you will become really fat, lose most of your teeth, and can trigger sugar diabetes. So our tip is everything in moderation. Can I make Candy Floss At Home You certainly can, chefs have been making it for hundreds of years. A simple recipe is available here. You can also buy cheap little electric machines that make it in the same way as the commercial machines do. Truth be told they are not very good, but they do work well enough for a kids party or similar. Does Candy Floss Go Off Not really. Bacteria, which is usually responsible for food spoiling, doesn't like sugar rich environments. This is why throughout history sugar has been used to preserve food. You can't get much more sugar rich than candy floss. Additionally the heat generated to make the floss, around 186 Celsius. Makes sure that the floss is pretty much sterile as it is being made. However, what does happen, is that the floss gradually absorbs moisture. This leads to it shrinking back into its sugar form, so after a while you end up with a coloured sugar lump instead of a bag of floss. Happily popping it in the freezer means it will last months. The best bit is, you can eat it straight from the freezer as it doesn't actually freeze. The cold air doesn't contain moisture so it extends the life. Is Candy Floss Halal It can be. The ingredients are sugar, and basic colouring flavourings. Now sugar is just pure sugar so no problems there. The flavourings and colouring depends on what exactly is used. Red colour tends to contain the powdered shell of a species of beetle. Called cochineal it is a species native to North America. Alternatives are available, but if you want to be 100% sure then just eat white candy floss. That is made with nothing but sugar, and Silver Spoon brand is both halal and kosher. Where Do I Buy Candy Floss Near Me Any local funfair will sell floss. Many supermarkets have small tubs available. Or there are mail order sellers. How Is Candy Floss Made A band of happy pixies live in the bottom of the machine, merrily knitting the sugar in to candy floss and pushing it through the little holes in the centre of the machine for the operator to collect with a stick. Of course some people claim there is a scientific explanation, personally we like the one above, but if you are one of those boring grown ups who think magic isn't real, here is an alternative explanation. The sugar mixture is poured into a rotating drum. The high speed of the drum forces the mixture against a wire mess around the perimeter. This mesh is heated to 186 degree celsius. This heat breaks the bonds of the constituent molecules (carbon, oxygen and hydrogen C12H22O11). The hydrogen and oxygen atoms form molecules of water, which instantly evaporate due to the intense heat. This leaves only carbon behind, which burns and begins to caramelise the sugar. As it caramelises the liquid sugar is forced through the tiny holes in the mesh and solidify as they meet cooler air. As this is happening thousands of times a second. You get a mass of candy floss composed of these filaments which are just 50 microns in diameter. Why Is Candy Floss Pink Actually it isn't. Pure candy floss is white. The only ingredient is sugar. For other colours of candy floss you add a tiny amount of colouring. So it can be pink, blue, green, orange, yellow, purple and so on. It tends to come out as pastel colours, so you dont really get a deep red, it comes out pink. Does Candy Floss Have Gelatin In As a general rule no it does not. But, you would need to know the food colouring ingredients list used to change it's colour. There are literally hundreds of different food colourings out there, so some may contain gelatin. To be absolutely safe, eat white candy floss, as this is entirely pure sugar. What Goes Well With Candy Floss Far and away the most popular is popcorn. The two can be combined on a single cart and are ideal for weddings, parties or events. Victorian Catering Cart Read the full article

[uziraphale]

Oh, that's an easy question. The morning after the night in Job's basement, he definitely smelled of wine and sex, also more than a hint of BO (probably mine). Before he touched the first glass of wine, he smelled like goatskin, which is a very warm, earthy, wild and spicy smell, similar to fenugreek* mixed with hay. In short, he smells like a Greek goatherd in the sun.

Now I'm a bit dizzy …

@bil-daddy

*Fenugreek is believed to have been brought into cultivation in the Near East. It is uncertain which wild strain of the genus Trigonella gave rise to domesticated fenugreek. Charred fenugreek seeds have been recovered from Tell Halal, Iraq (carbon dated to 4000 BC) and Bronze Age levels of Lachish, and desiccated seeds from the tomb of Tutankhamen. Cato the Elder lists fenugreek with clover and vetch as crops grown to feed cattle.

In one first-century A.D. recipe, the Romans flavoured wine with fenugreek. In the 1st century AD, in Galilee, it was grown as a staple food, as Josephus mentions in his book, the Wars of the Jews. The plant is mentioned in the 2nd-century compendium of Jewish Oral Law (Mishnah) under its Hebrew name tiltan. Source

We of the Bildaddy Nation agree with Muppet Molly about our “firy” life bringing Megabitch!

*None of us believe that BO bullshit* 😘

@uziraphale can you confirm or deny any/all of the scents associated with @bil-daddy ?

[afacelesschampion]

Sarah Bolger and Nikesh Patel in Halal Daddy (2017) dir.  Conor McDermottroe

[crazyrichxplainr]

[puppetwoman17]

Tag Game!

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Looking Forward to: JLU comic for more Billy content, and Arcane season 2 act 2

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Looking Forward To: 100 percent Batman: Arkham Knight and get my doctorate.

Tagging: @helps-the-writing-brain-go, @kyxhiin, @puppetwoman17

[antagonistenthusiast]

Sarah Bolger and Nikesh Patel being cuties behind the scenes of Halal Daddy

[moviechef69]

Halal Daddy

A Muslim guy recieved as his present for his birthday a run down cow factory. Now he must decide how to deal with that and also how to deal with a new girlfriend and her father that use to work at the factory. It's a comedy romance type of movie. But is a boring ass movie.

My Rating 2/5

[palestinianartist]

To all the Saudi’s men asking for memes. Here you go bro.

[candy-floss-crazy]

Over the years we have come across a multitude of questions about candy floss. Some are quite sensible, others belong in a joke book. We are going to look at, and try to answer some of our favourites. Can Dogs Eat Candy Floss Candy floss in itself isn't harmful to a dog. It is basically pure sugar. However it will lead to a blood sugar spike, then subsequent drop, which isn't the best thing for your pet. Because most breeds tend to be smaller than humans this will be more pronounced, and because dogs aren't used to a sugar intake that high it amplifies the effect. So we wouldn't recommend giving them more than a pinch of floss. Who Invented Candy Floss A dentist. No really, it was a dentist. To be fair, he wasn't just a dentist. He was a political activist, invented a method to purify Nashville's water supply, wrote children's books and invented a lard substitute. William J Morrison really was a dentist. He didn't invent candy floss per se. Cooks had been making spun sugar for hundreds of years. What he did invent was the electric candy floss machine. Or as he called it then fairy floss. This enables large quantities of floss to be made very quickly. Previously making spun sugar was a tedious affair, suitable for topping small cakes and the like. He debuted his machine in 1904 at the St Louis World Fair. It was an instant success, he sold 68,655 boxes of the stuff at $0.25 a pop. That's the equivalent of selling $500,000 worth allowing for inflation. Why Do Some People Call It Cotton Candy If you call it cotton candy you are most probably from North America. Which is a little strange, because they originally called it Fairy Floss. Sometime after thew switched to Cotton Candy. The Australians and New Zealanders still refer to it as Fairy Floss. Us Brits Candy Floss, The South Africans Tooth Floss, though the Afrikaners call it Spookasem (Ghosts Breath). The French barbe a papa (Daddy's Beard), Dutch Suikerspin (Sugar Spider), and the Persians Pashmak (Wool Like). So the name all depends on where you come from. Is Candy Floss Bad For You We once read that there are no poisonous substances, just poisonous doses. For instance, water is widely regarded as one of the healthiest things you can partake of. However drink too much and you die. Candy Floss is the same, sugar, pretty much all it is made of, other than a minute trace of colouring. Is one of the basic requirements for life. No sugar in your body and you end up dead. So a little candy floss won't do you any harm. If you eat nothing but floss, then you will become really fat, lose most of your teeth, and can trigger sugar diabetes. So our tip is everything in moderation. Can I make Candy Floss At Home You certainly can, chefs have been making it for hundreds of years. A simple recipe is available here. You can also buy cheap little electric machines that make it in the same way as the commercial machines do. Truth be told they are not very good, but they do work well enough for a kids party or similar. Does Candy Floss Go Off Not really. Bacteria, which is usually responsible for food spoiling, doesn't like sugar rich environments. This is why throughout history sugar has been used to preserve food. You can't get much more sugar rich than candy floss. Additionally the heat generated to make the floss, around 186 Celsius. Makes sure that the floss is pretty much sterile as it is being made. However, what does happen, is that the floss gradually absorbs moisture. This leads to it shrinking back into its sugar form, so after a while you end up with a coloured sugar lump instead of a bag of floss. Happily popping it in the freezer means it will last months. The best bit is, you can eat it straight from the freezer as it doesn't actually freeze. The cold air doesn't contain moisture so it extends the life. Is Candy Floss Halal It can be. The ingredients are sugar, and basic colouring flavourings. Now sugar is just pure sugar so no problems there. The flavourings and colouring depends on what exactly is used. Red colour tends to contain the powdered shell of a species of beetle. Called cochineal it is a species native to North America. Alternatives are available, but if you want to be 100% sure then just eat white candy floss. That is made with nothing but sugar, and Silver Spoon brand is both halal and kosher. Where Do I Buy Candy Floss Near Me Any local funfair will sell floss. Many supermarkets have small tubs available. Or there are mail order sellers. How Is Candy Floss Made A band of happy pixies live in the bottom of the machine, merrily knitting the sugar in to candy floss and pushing it through the little holes in the centre of the machine for the operator to collect with a stick. Of course some people claim there is a scientific explanation, personally we like the one above, but if you are one of those boring grown ups who think magic isn't real, here is an alternative explanation. The sugar mixture is poured into a rotating drum. The high speed of the drum forces the mixture against a wire mess around the perimeter. This mesh is heated to 186 degree celsius. This heat breaks the bonds of the constituent molecules (carbon, oxygen and hydrogen C12H22O11). The hydrogen and oxygen atoms form molecules of water, which instantly evaporate due to the intense heat. This leaves only carbon behind, which burns and begins to caramelise the sugar. As it caramelises the liquid sugar is forced through the tiny holes in the mesh and solidify as they meet cooler air. As this is happening thousands of times a second. You get a mass of candy floss composed of these filaments which are just 50 microns in diameter. Why Is Candy Floss Pink Actually it isn't. Pure candy floss is white. The only ingredient is sugar. For other colours of candy floss you add a tiny amount of colouring. So it can be pink, blue, green, orange, yellow, purple and so on. It tends to come out as pastel colours, so you dont really get a deep red, it comes out pink. Does Candy Floss Have Gelatin In As a general rule no it does not. But, you would need to know the food colouring ingredients list used to change it's colour. There are literally hundreds of different food colourings out there, so some may contain gelatin. To be absolutely safe, eat white candy floss, as this is entirely pure sugar. What Goes Well With Candy Floss Far and away the most popular is popcorn. The two can be combined on a single cart and are ideal for weddings, parties or events. Victorian Catering Cart Read the full article

[pjisskullourful]

hey pj!

what's the best erotic audios or porn links you have???

omg yaaaaaaasssss pls let me talk about this🥰 cos i am a little bit addicted🥴

i find it easier to listen to porn than to watch it& rightnow i am all about the boys erotic audio offerings so thats what yall are being recommended

⚠️ PLEASE BE CAREFUL & MINDFUL OF TAGS COS THERES A LOT OF NONCON SHIT OUTTHERE& YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF YOUR TRIGGERS& HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF ENJOYING IN COMFORT

@soundsofpleasure is the best💛 or going through what you can on soundgasm.net[im still figuring that site out as i go]. p0rnhub does have some great erotic audios but i find the ads& all the other things trying to be as shocking/ott as possible in order to get your attention-- its distracting its annoying, i would rather not. r/gonewildaudio is really fantastic in how everything is laidout& you can even leave comments

i discovered this week that i like listening to MM4F audios-- basically, 3somes. idk why that had never occurred to me as something i would like, but i just genuinely stumbled upon it as a category & then i found an amazing find--- cute accents that got me thinking about chewing gum

hotel threesome(19:49)

technically halal(37:40) -- i cannot with the title but it makes sense once you start listening

i found a lovely boy lastnight, the asmr is outstanding!! so very dreamy. am i biased cos he uses the petname princess& that is legitimately my name? idk who cares

20minute ramblefap

ASMR Daddy is 1 who is a bit meaner[butoops i like it]-- routinely includes choking, very degradation kink prone. i wouldnt recommend him as a starting point cos it can feel very intense. but he is aussie- just like me cos we burn hotter than hell down here😝

i really like Benji2049 - he has some really sweet audios that make me feel safe& make me wanna float away[in myhead he is cast as my johnny depp]

i've talked about EndlessRoads before & imma talk about him again. i really love his audios. it seems that sadly he is nolonger recording but the stuff that is on offer is so glorious& gives me all the tinglies.

in particular I Want to Be Your Daddy cos wow-- that changed how i feel about my daddy kink& lowkey made me waanna cry the 1st time i listened to it

🎇❗❕‼️

i have saved the best for last!

@ lato-oscuro

his soundcloud

this is 1 that i can listen to his shit repeatedly in 1 sitting& not get bored. italian accent, the wettest of the wet-- i've had lots of fun listening to his stuff with a lil wand assistance & 10/10 would highly recommend. literally never fails to turn me on. probs my fav

yall gotta send me your recommendations!

[fantasticallyfruity4]

Steve: having mommy AND daddy issues is kinda the therapy equivalent to getting the combo chicken and lamb platter from the halal cart. Most people think it’s like getting the mixed gyro, but now. The mixed gyro you get a smal serving of each, nah, this may be a few extra bucks, but you get the full potion of each. AND because it’s a combo you get rice. Which is like, the “multi parent abandonment issues”.

Robin: Jesus fucking christ.

Nancy: that’s… thats the most concerning thing you’ve ever said.

Eddie: I think it’s kinda funny

[espressokiri]

Okayyyyy but Aizawa, Shinso, and Natsuo Todoroki with a Muslim s/o? 👀

Aizawa Shota, Shinso Hitoshi, Todoroki Natsuo x Muslim!reader

In which reader is a Muslim.

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Aizawa Shota

Listen, Aizawa is an adult who probably doesn't take dating lightly.

If he wants to date, it's for the long run, especially considering his busy lifestyle and weird schedules.

So when he sets his eyes on you, he was smitten and adamant about you being the one.

He doesn't express his feelings outwardly, it's more through actions than words.

Immediately researches about Islam and figures out that the best approach would be to ask you about your parents and plan to meet with them in order to have their blessing for the getting-to-know-each-other stage.

He's very respectful of your personal space.

Always asks Nemuri to chaperone as a third person, making sure your parents had met her beforehand and are well aware that he's taking this seriously.

Dinner dates? He'll either take you to a vegetarian based restaurant if he can't find any halal available ones or he would cook for you in his apartment.

He also stopped eating any meat that isn't considered as halal.

Is concerned when you message him one day in the middle of the night as he was out on patrol.

Calls you right away.

"Why the hell are you awake at this time?"

"It's Ramadan? I'm having my suhoor."

Is confused but understands when you explain it to him.

Another excuse to go visit you while he takes a break from patrolling in the middle of the night.

Brings you your favourite snacks when he does stop by.

He's aware he can't invite himself inside your house but if your parents are awake for suhoor they will invite him in to eat with them.

Wearing a hijab? This man will look at you in adoration when he does have a sudden plan to visit and sees you covering your hair with the hood of your jacket or a beanie.

He thinks you look so precious and domestic.

Is confused that you don't really need to go all out for a wedding as long as you have someone to bless and sign your wedding papers and have witnesses.

He's not complaining though, the less crowd the better.

He wouldn't hold hands with you if you were uncomfortable with it, would sometimes place a hand on your upper back to lead you through crowds but that's about it.

Fiddles with the threads on your hijab when he's focusing on something.

Yes, you have placed a hijab on him at some point because of his long hair.

He pulls off male traditional clothes so well for Eid!

Shinso Hitoshi

Love at first sight? More likely than you think.

You motivate him one time and this man is blushing around you non-stop.

He's his daddy's son, by daddy I mean Aizawa, I'm gonna shut up now.

If you're wearing a hijab, he'll shyly present to you pins and hair clips he found cute and ask you to put it on your hijab.

Fashion from Hitoshi <3

Will be flustered when you do put the clips or pins on.

You'll find a can/carton of your favourite drink on your desk often.

He's not a PDA kinda guy so you don't have to worry about him invading in your personal space.

He's very respectful <3

He loves Ramadan season because you'll be up with him and both your sleep schedules would be odd.

Matching eye-bags <3

Would facetime you when you're having your suhoor and probably have a small snack so you two would be eating together on call.

The day you're not fasting and are fast asleep, you'd wake up to a call from Hitoshi.

"Hello?"

"Were you sleeping?"

"Mhm."

"Don't you have to eat? It's almost time for Fajr!"

"I can't fast this week, 'Toshi."

"O-oh."

He would feel bad about waking you up but you'd ease his nerves by thanking him for waking you up for Fajr.

Would call you to wake you up for Fajr the whole week instead.

Your parents would give him Eidie (did I spell that right?) and he would be bashful but happy to be included in the festivity.

Tells his parents about Eidi so the next time they can give you it too <3

Todoroki Natsuo

Mans is looking for his happily ever after.

And he found you <3

Doctor in training? Oof your parents love him already.

Study dates are more common than you think because as a medical student the man is suffering.

Blushes when you take care of him by making him homemade food or treats, or even simply buying him a drink.

Fuyumi is already your best friend, Natsuo is salty about you spending more time with her than him.

One time you were in Fuyumi's room and the girl said its okay to remove your hijab since it was the both of you in the house anyway.

You get comfortable in her room, the door closed just in case.

Panicked glances when the room to her door gets knocked on and opened.

"Fuyumi, why are you smothering my partner with a pillow?"

"GET OUT! DON'T YOU HAVE MANNERS? SHE WASN'T WEARING HER HIJAB."

Mans immediately slams the door closed as he mutters apologies through the door, feeling a bit better as he heard your laughter through the door and Fuyumi's complains about having no privacy.

Insecure about what your parents would think of him.

"What if I'm not what they were hoping for?"

"You're a doctor in training with a handsome face, what more could they want?"

"Am I just reduced to being a doctor?"

"...Yes."

Ramadan time involves him texting you "have a good meal <3" every time it's breaking fast time.

Has a whole alarm for both suhoor and breaking fast time.

You're not feeling well? He will crack open his medical knowledge and assess you.

Doctor mode Natsuo scares and attracts you at the same time.

(I have a friend who graduated medical and she scares me when she goes all doctor mode on me lmfao.)

You blush when you go and drop off coffee one day during his internship and see him wearing his white coat and looking all professional.

This man will put a ring on it as soon as he's stable.

[afacelesschampion]

Sarah Bolger in Halal Daddy (2017) dir. Conor McDermottroe