#haikyuu fan stuff

[esbloomie]

pick a tulip🌷 (I)

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[prick-love-for-arting]

y'all think Fukunaga would do a good stand-up set?

[stargirl230]

Preview of my piece for the Seijoh Zine (@hqteamzines)! In which Oikawa fulfills his alien enthusiast dreams and takes the team to outer space, or at least as close as they can get 👽

Preorders are open from now until 10/6/24, so please consider supporting the project if you can!

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[kings-highway]

props to my roommate for unintentionally saying the most romantic thing about Daisuga

rewatching "senpai's true abilities" in s1 and she was really digging the way suga interacts with the third years and there's a moment where Suga starts to get overwhelmed and Daichi interrupts telling him to calm down and she says [about long term school friends]

"i like that he just knew he was about to spiral. like you've been around someone so long your hearts have synchronized."

and if that doesn't just-

[princessshanae14]

Are there any artists on tumblr willing to help a girl from Gaza?

If I need to depending on how time consuming it is I’ll pay

[toomiieimagiines]

“don’t come close, don’t stay ‘round

here, and please don’t phone, even that’s

too near.”

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im pretty flexible, but here are some basics! (^_^)v:

⋆ no suggestive requests for

underaged characters

this is pretty self-explanatory, just don’t be a creep. my only (kinda) exception to this rule, is if the media has a canon time skip!

⋆ don’t rush me

i have a life too, if you could believe it. this is a hobby. if i’m not doing an unpaid commission for you, please don’t send me rude messages/asks asking when i’m gonna be done with your rq! Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

⋆ be polite

this piggybacks off of my last rule, please just be nice!｡ﾟ(ﾟ´o`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ i’m a young student who also has a job and rehearsal, so i may go on hiatus sometimes! also, i’m not claiming to be the best writer! i do understand constructive criticism, but i am a person with feelings!

⋆ no insensitive things

this is also self-explanatory. i will write for dark themes, but i will never write them to be romanized. i’m very open, so i’ll decide case-to-case if i’m comfortable with something.

⋆ i have the right to choose what i

will and will not write

this is related to my last one again! i don’t owe you an explanation if i decide to not write something!

thank you for respecting my boundaries!

[ennoshitas-princess]

Elegant Angel

A/n: hey guys!! So I decided to write something completely different. So this is my own thing short story, and I hope you guys like it!!

Synopsis: She falls in love with him without knowing she did, until she touches his hand.

Word Count: 816

Genre: fluff + strangers ⇒ lovers

She danced for a living. She always felt the music flow up in her veins like a river uphill. Her frilly tutu swayed as she gracefully twirled and leaped.

He went to every show, but not for the reasons as the rich people did. His face covered in debri, hands with calluses with all the work he did on the stage. Bubbles erupted around as he scrubbed the spotlight clean for the next show.

In the back of the silky scarlet fabric, he would gaze at the angel, flying freely with elegance through the stage. The beam of warmth made a halo around her, skin glittering with a luminous glimmer.

Fascination plastered in his poor face. How could he fall for an angel like her?

She glanced backstage, her soft brown eyes meeting up to dark one. Her heart danced along with her in its cage. Her delicate feet landed softly like a pillow.

He stared more, with a hint of adoration in his glowing eyes. He couldn't resist how beautiful she was.

Thump, thump, thump.

Her heart thudded around her ribs. Sweat running down like honey, dripping away to patter on the stage ground she loved to dance on.

Thump, thump, thump.

He glance once more into her milk chocolate eyes, melting away his thundering drum.

She took her bow to the audience, appreciating her performance once more.

Walking behind the silk curtains, her shoulder accidentally brushed against his. The delicateness of the bump tickled goosebumps up their necks.

The darkness once felt, left the moment they grazed each other's shoulders.

As they bumped into each other, some of the cleaning supplies he carried along for after the show, splatted on the ground.

"I am so sorry." Her sugary voice ringed in his ear drum.

He stared into the angel's glittering eyes, waiting to be taken into heaven safely.

"Umm, hello?" Her cheeks turned rosy, following his.

Immediately the enchantment she had cast him broke, earning a clumsy grin in return to the girl.

"Oh, umm, yes. Sorry about that. It is my fault. I was busy mesmerized by your beauty- I mean by the beauty of your dancing."

He just stuttered along. A giggle escaped from her glimmering soft lips.

Bending over to the cold wooden floor, they picked up his things. His callous hands grazed against the softness of her palm.

"I am sorry, mademoiselle. I shouldn't have touch your hand like that." His voice shaky at the thought of the delicate touch.

"You are fine."

Her lips curved up to a soft smile. A hue creeped up onto her cheeks.

"Beautiful."

After the encounter, her heart boomed like thunder. Her feet wobbled like learning how to walk for the first time, making her look as if she didn't dance so gracefully just a few minutes ago.

"I guess I am in love with a simple man, even if my parents wish for me to marry a man I never met."

The following day, she woke up in her soft bed, welcomed by the sunlight shining in her room. Some dust floated around like a light snowfall.

She stretched in the comfort of her bed, yawning softly as she rubbed her chocolate eyes.

Getting up, she walked in the closet to change into her attire to get ready for a new opportunity given to her from the universe.

She headed to the stage to practice once more, glancing towards the brunet boy over and over again. A few strands of her chocolate locks kept coming back onto her face as she delicately kept on tucking them behind her ears.

"Hey there, mademoiselle. 'Tis I, again. The one that bumped into you last night." He grinned at her.

"Yes, I remember." Her cheeks grew warm.

"So, came to perform to your audience once more?" His smile turned flirtatious.

"Why, yes. I did so, if you are my audience?" She looked at the wooden floor of the stage.

"Well, m'lady I shall look at your spectacle, but first I must complete my job." He pointed at the huge theater, showing how much of a mess it was from last night.

"Ah, yes. I feel bad for you."

"No, no, 'tis fine." He bowed.

"Oh, tell me more." She told him with a giggle.

"Well, I am just an ordinary guy with an ordinary life like I said. I worked here for several years now. I can't afford much, but I want to be able to afford your love."

He quickly cover his mouth with his calloused hands, earning a snort from her.

"I actually feel the same. I have realized how much you mean to me, even if I didn't talk to you until now." Her glittering eyes met his.

"And I want to be your everything, angel." He whispered in her ear, sending a shiver.

"And I will make your dream come true."

A/n: thank you sm for reading this!! I didn't wanna include any names with this story bc I want all of you to pretend to be them with your s/o or crush. Change pronouns if you like, just like you can on my other works. Master List

Thank you for stopping by, darling!!

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[tiangouaway]

girl why do the nice people who compliment my work have to be pro/shippers like

[esbloomie]

May I should do an ushiten version I guess?

[prick-love-for-arting]

moniwa would rock an earthy tone wardrobe

[the-travelling-witch]

CUTE THINGS WITH HIM

summary: just some cute things they do in a relationship

pairings: atsumu :: osamu :: suna :: kita :: oikawa :: iwaizumi :: matsukawa:: semi :: akaashi :: kenma :: kuroo :: daichi :: suga :: sakusa :: komori :: futakuchi :: keishin x gn! reader (these characters just started adding themselves, i swear)

warnings: only my undying love for these characters

haikyuu masterlist || tokyo revengers version

Letting you stick your cold feet under his legs (with only minimal complaints) x Miya Atsumu

Atsumu is a whiny complainer at heart, so whenever you creep your frigid feet underneath his thighs while watching a movie, he’s doing exactly that: whine and complain. But he never pushes you away or moves his legs. Instead he drapes the blanket higher over you and tugs it in, his warm palms running up and down your calves caringly. He’s also bought you numerous pairs of fuzzy socks and cosy blankets, worrying aloud about your health and blood flow, especially in winter. Then again, it is a good excuse to pull you in closer and bundle you up in his comfy clothes, so who is he to complain, really?

Offering you his food x Miya Osamu

Osamu takes his food very seriously, still, he offers you the first bite without fail. You’re also his most important critic, always getting to taste test his creations, whether it’s for his shop or just for the two of you. He might roll his eyes playfully when you eye his food after saying you’re not hungry but he’ll still share. After all, seeing the content expression on your face as you chew your (or his) food is one of his favourite things.

Sending you stupid memes x Suna Rintarō

The fact that Suna has a near infinite amount of unflattering candids and other blackmail material of his friends on his phone is something you’re well aware of. So it shouldn’t be surprising either that he is digging up the most cursed reaction pics or posts to send them to you with nothing but ‘u’ following it. But, among all the weird stuff, he sends you cute animals cuddling and tags them with ‘us’. Every time you respond with ‘that could be us but you’re at practice’, his teammates come up to ask what he’s smiling about.

Buying flowers without occasion x Kita Shinsuke

Kita doesn’t believe in letting societally accepted commercial holidays dictate when he buys you flowers or chocolates or takes you out on a date. No, he prefers showing his love for you equally all year round. Oftentimes, that means you coming home to a bouquet of flowers or being told to keep your calendar clear for the weekend. To him, grand shows of affection once a year pale in comparison to a steady stream of adoration. After all, your relationship is built on the small acts of love you share each day.

Taking weird photos with his phone x Oikawa Tōru

There’s no room to argue that Oikawa and you trust each other blindly. Considering the circumstances of his career and the vigour of his adoring fans, you kinda have to. But Oikawa has always been very open and honest with you, even going so far as to outright tell you his phone’s passcode. And you use that knowledge wisely. No, not to go through his texts or social media. Instead you open his camera when he’s not around, taking a myriad of selfies or pictures of random objects near you for him to find later. After a night out with his highschool friends, Tōru might wake up to a pretty set of new wallpapers too.

“Helping” him work out x Iwaizumi Hajime

You’re not sure if you’re really all that helpful as you shuffle around your living room, handing Iwa water or a towel as he powers through his at home workout. Maybe ogling his biceps or the way his tank top clings to the defined pecs and abs underneath is what you contribute to this training session. Well, you’re good at that, anyway. But your time to shine comes as Iwa asks you to hold onto his legs as he does sit-ups, giving you an even better view. All your hard work is rewarded with the kiss he presses to your lips each time he leans up. 

“Is this guy bothering you” x Matsukawa Issei

Whenever you stub your toe on the edge of a drawer or bump your hip into the edge of a table, hissing at the shock and/or pain, Matsukawa is right beside you in seconds. Then, after assessing you’re not actually hurt, he turns towards the offending object with a glare. With his voice lowered by an octave or two, he’ll ask “Is this guy bothering you” before pretending to get ready for a fight with the big bad. It’s corny but you’d lie if you said it didn’t make you laugh.

Shared headphones and playlists x Semi Eita

Music is Semi’s passion, naturally he wants to share that part of his life with you. Not only does he play his own songs for you, he also shares his headphones with you, adding all the songs you like to your shared playlist. You’ve also started making recommendation playlists or playlists with songs that remind you of the other and swap them regularly. Driving with Semi is also the most fun, especially on late summer nights with the windows down, going nowhere in particular.

Understanding each other without words x Kozume Kenma

To outsiders, conversations between Kenma and you might seem a little court or even incomprehensible. He just happens to be the type that lets his actions speak rather than his words, unless he gets really fired up about something. Still, your communication seems to work perfectly - or maybe both of you just share a brain cell. Questions like “Have you seen my…” can just be left hanging like this as you’re already pointing out that his old Nekoma sweatpants are in the wash. But no conversations are clearer than the ones you can hold through eye contact alone. Sometimes rolling your eyes conveys more than a thousand words… or however that saying goes.

Letting you win x Kuroo Tetsurō

Despite his suit and tie career, Kuroo is still a playful guy at heart and he’s carrying that energy into your relationship. He also grew up around Kenma, so making a game out of ordinary stuff is normal to him. That said, even if he challenges you in a board or video game, he’ll let you win on purpose every now and then. Not enough to give himself away, but often enough to see your beaming grin. However, if it’s a physical contest like an arm wrestling match, he will let you win (or rather he won’t let you lose immediately) just to tease you over it. Aw c’mon, he knows you’re stronger than this, sweetheart.

Good morning/ good night texts x Sawamura Daichi

Daichi is a busy guy, often out of the house before you wake up or back in after you go to sleep. Depending on which shift he has to work and how your schedules line up, you might not see much of each other for some time. But that won’t stop him from being the sweetest partner, instead sending you good morning and good night texts as well as updates on his day/night, if he has the time. It’s something that came with the territory of not living together before, but the practice never really retired. Equally, it puts him in a good mood to see you update him on your day as well.

Bragging about you x Sugawara Kōshi

Suga is your number one fan, no doubt about it. Not only is he vocal about that to you but also everybody else, whether you’re there or not. Daichi and Asahi are kind of used to it already, but there is always some new unfortunate soul who gets to experience just how smitten he is with you. He never makes it uncomfortable but weaves his praise for you naturally into a conversation. And if it flusters you, that’s just all the better. Although, lately, the classes he’s teaching have picked up on it and are trying to stall for time by asking questions about you.

Writing notes x Sakusa Kiyoomi

This probably started out as something entirely practical. After moving in together, Sakusa just started labelling stuff, writing grocery shopping lists and sticking them to the fridge, especially on days where he left early for practice. By the time you pointed out he could just text you at any given time, he’d already gotten used to this little habit of his. But his messages had slowly turned from chore-related to reminding you to take care of yourself or informing you he prepped lunch for you to just telling you he loves you. The first time he wrote that last one, he blinked down at the note for a few moments before sticking it to the mug cabinet.

Midnight snack run x Komori Motoya

Obviously, Komori wishes his job wouldn’t pull him away from you as often as it does. Though that being said, it also makes coming home after an away game all that sweeter and he feels like the constant change of pace makes him cherish the moments you do get to spend together more than he already does. And he appreciates that you can indulge him, both in his lifestyle and whenever he gets a sudden burst of energy. So yeah, now you’re bundled up in one of his hoodies as you go on a late night snack run, your hand in his as you walk along the calm streets.

Remembering little things about you x Futakuchi Kenji

Futakuchi comes pre-installed with an attitude, no matter who you are to him, it’s his factory setting. And while he’s a lot softer on you as his partner, he’ll still give you a sarcastic quip or poke some fun at you when you complain about something to him. But he always listens carefully and commits it to memory. You offhandedly mentioned you’re running out of something? He adds it to his shopping list. You rant to him about a coworker who’s giving you trouble? Oh, he remembers everything you told him about that guy before (and he’s ready to drag him to hell and back if it makes you feel better). Whenever your birthday or an anniversary rolls around, he never has trouble picking out a gift for you; Kenji could list so many things you’re into or that you could have use for in your everyday life, it’s not even a challenge.

Getting into your hobbies x Ukai Keishin

Keishin has got to be one of the most supportive partners ever. Whatever you set your mind to or whichever hobby you dive into, he’s there to root for you. But he doesn’t stop there; he reads up on your interests, so he can actively participate in the conversation when you talk about them. Similarly, he also adapts to your lifestyle and tries to show up for you in all walks of life. You, on the other hand, also get involved in his life too; his parents were keen to meet you, considering they hounded Keishin to get married in his 20s already. He’d also be over the moon if you showed interest in his work as a coach and met the Karasuno Volleyball Club.

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[takes1]

ur blog is so pretty...

if you are okay with it, do you have any headcanons bout what type or p0rn the Karasuno boys would watch? 🌹

what type of p*rn would the karasuno team watch?

warnings. heavy nsfw under the cut. minors DNI

characters. suga. daichi. asahi. tsukki. kageyama. hinata. nishinoya. tanaka. yamaguchi. details. lots of kink discussion - just about anything you can think of

links. my masterlist. my ao3. more haikyuu. my imagines. requests open.

suga९᠀ - likes a good storyline video. loves a bad one. shitty acting gets him laughing, and he needs every chance he can get to feel as though he isn't sinning. won't say no to an amateur flick, but he likes the structure of 4k videos, and is a suuuucker for the 'oiled up' aesthetic.

asahi९᠀ - buddy has a rampant size kink that doesn't get much of an outlet. downside: most videos that cater to this are not what he wants, because of the unavoidable infantilization in most of them. so he opts for amateur vids with bigger guys turning out their smaller girlfriends, wives; extra props if there's some real, organic dirty talk, or if it happens to be super low-quality.

daichi९᠀ - has no shame about his oral fixation. face fucking. deepthroat. he's got any video with some lucky dude getting good head memorized by the title and the preview. his favorites are either: when the guy stays hands-off and silent, or when she takes a load down her throat. not much in between.

tsukishima ९᠀ - is a filthy animal with a porn addiction. will watch/has watched just about everything under the sun. he had a bukkake faze, a gangbang faze, but is now proudly serving his bdsm faze with specific interest in femdoms. shiny, black heels get him hard in an instant. has done the tried-and-true bdsm questionnaire in his spare time and does heaps of research on the community, usually as a pregame to jerking off.

kageyama ९᠀ - no particular preferences. but if he's got a crush on somebody, he will strictly watch lookalikes. it wasn't a conscious habit at first, but after the third time it happened, he couldn't articulate any other reason to look up seven descriptors in the search bar and get 0 results. how well/quickly he gets off is based on how well the actor or subject looks his crush. it's a long endeavor, too. he edges for as long as he can, and almost always does it twice.

hinata ९᠀ - can't watch porn long enough to build any strong preferences. has sensitivity/premature ejaculation issues, so he tends to just listen to whatever video he landed on. this has opened more of a pipeline to nsfw audios, instead. loves the sound of two bodies coming together, especially all the little pants and huffs in a video that aren't faked. has gotten insanely good at being able to tell if it's fake, too.

nishinoya ९᠀ - doesn't watch videos; similar problem to hinata. instead, yuu buys physical hentai novels. big fan of monster-fucking. tentacle stuff is a staple in his readable porn. he guards his collection with his life and would sooner lose a limb than have anybody go near the shelf that he keeps them hidden behind. once, asahi stood too close during a sleepover and -naturally- yuu bit him as a distraction, just to get him away from the area.

tanaka ९᠀ - wlw videos. solo-girl vids. he can't stand to watch something with a guy in it. it's huge turn-off, especially when the dude is too loud, or in the way, too soft, or straight-up ugly. learned to love the slow, women-catered stuff that's 40 minutes long and has plot to follow. also picked up a lot of tongue tricks from these vids, too. (congrats, kiyoko!)

yamaguchi ९᠀ - mmf threesomes. i think ya'll know what i'm getting at, here. either he 1: is poly and doesn't know it, 2: is gay and doesn't know it, 3: is genuinely very enticed by the idea of overstimulating a gorgeous girl, OR 4: can't see himself as enough for a potential partner, and this might be a subconscious way of evading that insecurity.

notes. i'm very sorry to any who were looking for ennoshita, kinoshita, or narita. i tried, but genuinely couldn't get anything going for any of them. they all seem like nice guys, but there's no material that i can properly make nasty.

taglist. @integers @paradoxicalwritings @yuchacco

links. my masterlist. requests open.

[yahabadabado]

More bands I think he'd like because I thought of more. Warning, some of them will be dad music because I love the headcanon of him getting his music taste from his dad.

-The Smashing Pumpkins

-Rage Against The Machine

-Audioslave

-AC/DC

-Weezer

-Muse

-The Strokes

-System Of A Down

-Limp Bizkit

-Queens of the Stone Age

-Artic Monkeys (Early music only)

-Arcade Fire

-Radiohead

-Beastie Boys

-Tyler, The Creator

-Run The Jewels

-Childish Gambino

-Jimmy Eat World

-Incubus

-Linkin Park

-Twenty One Pilots

-Fall Out Boy (Early music only)

I thought of a lot lol.

I think Kyoutani would listen to a lot of Green Day and that he's liked them since he was a little kid because he got a lot of his music taste from his dad. And I also think that the reason Kyoutani wears eyeliner is partially because Billy Joe Armstrong does and he was his inspiration.

Additionally both of them are gay therefore they're connected lol.

[airybcby]

It's Nice to Have a 'Friend'

( soft launching with the haikyuu boys )

a / n — these are fun to make so i thought i'd do one for my favorite boys. find the blue lock version here !!

content — haikyuu characters x gn! reader, takes place during timeskip, fluff, tried to make it as gn! as possible, but the photos have women, lmk if i missed anything!

synopsis — soft launching with the haikyuu boys <3

✿.｡. “ sun sinks down, no curfew, ” .｡.��

has a great following for being 'aesthetic' even though they rarely try. most things they post have photos of things they've done in the week like pictures of their food or them working.

their followers are used to aesthetic photo dumps with 10 photos each that have no rhyme or reason to them, so when they get online and see a post from their favorite account with only 3 photos and the caption

" my love " with the song 'my love mine all mine' by mitski attached? there was immediate reactions, some trying to find out who this mystery person is while others seemed to be happy with just these little snippets of the relationship.

theyluvmeee: OMG?? anyone know who this is??

↳ anon2001: it's a soft launch for a reason. that's like- common sense i fear.

they don't think of themselves as a 'content creator', they just like posting their photos. however, they did like how much strangers on the internet would stand up for them and your relationship.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ AKAASHI KEIJI, ennoshita chikara, ARAN OJIRO, daichi sawamura

has a decent amount of followers, mostly just people they'd known in high school and family, but there were a few hundred people who followed for the cute quotes that they would post before one of their chaotic photo dumps.

their usual feed was filled with the first picture being a quote that really made you think and then the craziest pictures. them face down in a puddle after a night out? yep it's there. pictures of them at a scenic dog park? also there

people began following them for the stark contrast that showed in every post they made, but when they posted something with no quote and it was a soft launch? their fans had immediately blown up the comments.

volleyballfreak: A SOFT LAUNCH? with who? omg.

and they had replied to almost every comment asking just who you were with...

' my lover <3 '

oh he was down bad.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ YAMAGUCHI TADASHI, aone takanobu, SUGAWARA KOSHI, osamu miya, NISHINOYA YUU, kita shinsuke, TANAKA RYUNOSUKE

so so so sooo many followers (that came with being a professional volleyball player you supposed) many people who didn't even enjoy volleyball followed them because of the silly stuff they posted.

their fans watched their stories where they would post memes and such, something that many pros didn't do on the daily...because they had a reputation to upkeep. to be fair, all of their followers never knew them to be the brightest, so nothing they posted caused up a stir.

until they posted photos they took with, what was supposed to be, some mystery person with the caption ' a soft launch on MY minecraft server ? '

and it would have been an AMAZING soft launch...if they didn't tag your PERSONAL ACCOUNT on every. single. picture.

you weren't a pro volleyball player, you weren't an actor, you weren't even a manager, nope! you were just some normal person who lives an everyday normal life.

they had the spirit, just not the execution, but that's why their fans (and you) loved them <3

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･BOKUTO KOTARO, atsumu miya, HINATA SHOYO, KANJI KOGANEGAWA

didn't get a chance to soft launch you before the paparazzi put out the tabloids of the both of you. the titles always saying something like "STAR VOLLEYBALL PLAYER WITH MYSTERY LOVER??"

the article was posted ten times over on every single social media platform there was, with many people with many different reactions replying to it

MSBYmomma: ur joking. he's literally mine

goofgoob: thank god one person on this team is in a loyal relationship.

the two of you hadn't even gotten the chance to open your own social medias before hundreds of texts invaded both of your phones. only from the people who knew of your relationship and were worried about the both of you.

so what did they do? reposted the photo on their story with two simple emojis...

"👍❤️"

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, kageyama tobio, OIKAWA TORU, sakusa kiyoomi

✿.｡. “ twenty questions, we tell the truth. ” .｡.✿

i love soft launches and haikyuu <3

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[twistedpink]

I fricking love this account aaaaaaa. Can you do Idia with a streamer reader? Like we know he wouldn’t want to be on camera but I would love to read about him being supportive to them behind the scenes. Always making sure they have the best streaming set up, buying their merch, banning creeps from their chat.

This prompt has been sitting in my brain since 2020 prime Haikyuu (iykyk)

Even getting kicked across the multiverse isn’t enough to stop the twitch grind, and you figure money’s money no matter what it’s called. All you need for this venture’s a sweet gaming setup and a dedicated mod- Lucky you know where to get both of those >:)

Mod!Idia that gets mega trigger happy when he goes on a banning spree,, Any other mods you hire down the line use his name like a curse when they go through the hundreds of unban requests. He’s that bad. “Gloomerai” wouldn’t take it any other way though, after all the chat is extra behaved when he’s online. The OG’s say he can taste fear..

Mod!Idia only wants to support your career :( He’s the QOL update! The meta support! It’s not like you need the sweats he’s banning (or doxxing), Idia “reinvests” by being one of your few merch collectors, and even out of those simps he’ll always be your #1 spender fan!!

Mod!Idia that’s obsessed with streamer!Reader,, After he becomes your first “henchhuman” (your lingo is all Grim themed, isn’t his streamer bias genius??) all he can care about is you. After a long day of anxiously checking your engagement, he waves your concerns by being the “stats guy”- It’s not like he’s making fanart yes he is don’t listen, so are you really gonna rip away his only hobby? All of his lock screens and pfps slowly become references to your content, and he’s a very active member of community blogs- but no one can know he’s your favourite mod, or else they’d come to him with their creepystalkerquestions!! (The only reason he doesn’t ask them is that it’s common knowledge to him. Yknow, the regular stuff like your favourite game or hip circumference in cm <3)

Please don’t fire him, there’s so much more for Idia to do!! What will the fandom say? He’s the famous “the hand” now! They’ll miss his cameos when he gets you water or holds your shoulder during scary games :( You could never in a gazillion years convince him to make his own channel, but he’s plenty willing to piggyback off your “extrovert buff”. Besides, he needs this job to monitor his social experiment. “The science of streamers on top of geeks” <3

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Fan Labor Golden Needles

At the time of posting, we still have 26 glorious fan labor auctions that have no bids. That means this could be your chance to make a small donation and get some help with beta reading, sensitivity reading, specialist expertise, or even some more unique offers!

astriiformes is offering Culture picking, Sensitivity reading, Specialist expertise, and Research for ANY fandom. They list the following areas of expertise:

Jewish & American culture-picking, sensitivity reading for Jewish, aromantic, asexual, transgender (especially transmasculine), ADHD, autistic, and chronically and mentally ill characters, as well as writing queerplatonic relationships. Specialist expertise: Archives and archival work, stringed instruments and orchestras, queer history, scientific & medical history, historical research

birbleafs is offering Betaing for Genshin Impact; Star Wars (Original Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy, The Clone Wars, Legends / Extended Universe) and Jujutsu Kaisen

Blue_Rose_1066 is offering Betaing, Sensitivity reading, Specialist expertise for Wheel of Time; Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson; and Good Omens. Here's how they describe their areas of expertise:

I am a Judaic studies student and have a good familiarity with ancient Jewish history, as well as WW2 German and USSR front. I can also provide knowledge about dog training, knitting, Hebrew Bible, Jewish practices, migraines and chronic paid. I can provide sensitivity reading for gender nonconforming (agender, nonbinary), Bisexual/ Frey sexual. I can provide any type of beta reading needed. I tend to ask a lot of questions, and notice small details.

BrowserET is offering Betaing, Specialist expertise for Avatar The Last Airbender; Legend of Zelda; and Any fandom they've created for before. Their expertise is in Camping/Hiking and Chess.

Chestnut_pod is offering to read a book or watch a ballet of your choice and give it a full-length review.

coslyons is offering Specialist expertise for ANY fandom

I am offering to provide myself as a resource for "ask an engineer". My expertise is primarily in civil engineering, but I have some background in other sub-types of engineering. I'm happy to provide feedback on any work, help with brainstorming and ideation, or answer general information questions.

donnadonera is offering Betaing and Translation (English to Spanish) for Dragon Age (Any); The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System; Tian Guan Ci Fu / Heaven Official's Blessing; and Steven Universe

fireandhoney is offering Translation (English to French) for Sherlock Holmes (Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock); Any fandom they've created for before; and Harry Potter (Marauders Era, Original Series)

Galwithalibrarycard is offering Betaing for 9-1-1 and 9-1-1 Lone Star; Les Misérables; and Stranger Things

griffindor111 is offering Betaing, Culture picking, Specialist expertise, and Worldbuilding for K-Pop (SEVENTEEN); and Haikyuu!!!

Culture-picking: Australian, as well as picking for 1st generation Asian immigrant in a western country Specialist expertise: Law (specifically Australian Law), coding (Python, HTML), violin and choir Worldbuilding: can help you worldbuild and finetune the finer details of your world

justtheblueberry is offering Typesetting for Genshin Impact; Haikyuu!!!; and any fandom they've created for before

Keladry is offering Betaing and American Culture picking for ANY fandom

Keladry is also offering Betaing and American Culture picking for Check Please!; Hockey RPF; and Marvel (Any)

kitkatkelly is offering Betaing, Culture picking, Specialist expertise for Good Omens; Our Flag Means Death; and Legend of Zelda.

Canada, English. Specialist expertise in music, especially singing, public service (government) work, modelling.

Lanterns is offering Betaing for Iron Widow; Gravity Falls; and Fruits Basket

Math-Is-Magic is offering Betaing, Sensitivity reading (ace and lesbian), and a unique offer to "Create/update Fanlore pages, stuff like that" for Mo Dao Zu Shi / The Untamed, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, Arcane and Dimension 20

Fanlore Pages: I'm happy to create a fanlore page on your choice of subject, or to overhaul an existing one. However, the less I know about the subject, the more I may need to rely on you for guidance and feedback. I.e. if you want me to create a page for one of your fics, you'd need to summarize the fic for me, or for a fandom I don't know, you'd have to point me towards the Big Things to know about the fandom and where I might get first-handed sources to read about it, etc.

Mouse9 is offering Betaing for The Magnus Archives/Protocol; Sherlock Holmes (Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock, Elementary, Enola Holmes, Sherlock & Co.); 9-1-1 and 9-1-1 Lone Star

multifandom-fanfic-writer is offering Betaing for Naruto; Hannibal; and Ace Attorney

obsidianbyten is offering Betaing for Bungo Stray Dogs; Naruto; and The Owl House

queer_drunk_dwarf is offering Betaing for Minecraft Youtubers (DSMP, Parkour Civilization, QSMP); and Original Work

ranichi17 is offering Betaing, Culture picking, Sensitivity reading, Specialist expertise, Translation for A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon; Good Omens; Sherlock Holmes: Arthur Conan Doyle stories, Granada Holmes, Robert Downey Jr Movies, Watson CBS, the KAJ Mycroft series

I am also a native Filipino still living in the Philippines so I can help with the culture picking and translations in Filipino.

schweet_heart is offering Betaing and Specialist expertise for Merlin and the Biggles Series by W. E. Johns

have some (slightly rusty) skills in Latin and Old English if you need help to translate short pieces for spells or other purposes.

ShadowSpires is offering Betaing for Call of Duty; One Piece; and Star Wars (Original Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy, Sequel Trilogy, The Clone Wars, Rebels, Rogue One)

tiltedsyllogism is offering Betaing, Culture picking, and Specialist expertise for For All Mankind

Yankpicking (both language and culture); Russia-picking (both language and culture)

Toshokanin is offering Specialist expertise for Interview with the Vampire; Mo Dao Zu Shi / The Untamed, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, and Tian Guan Ci Fu / Heaven Official's Blessing

I will nitpick your library or bookshop fic! Let me help you make the most of these fun fandom settings, while also ensuring that any variation from the reality of the industry is a deliberate choice you make for your story.

winchestered_again is offering Sensitivity reading for Stranger Things; Any fandom they've created for before; and It by Stephen King

I have experience with stigmatized disorders that are often/mostly demonized/sensationalized in media, such as OCD (bar O-OCD/Pure O-OCD or cleanliness OCD, the most well-known), BPD, NPD, and DID to name ones that are probably the most known. I can also help where things like those + disorders like Autism intersect with gender identity and sexuality, particularly with FTM or Non-Binary / Genderfluid identities and can also speak on the AroAce spectrum of sexuality.