#like i genuinely think kenma thinks fukunaga is so funny but is also like how do you know so much random stuff

[prick-love-for-arting]

y'all think Fukunaga would do a good stand-up set?

[lady-of-ocs]

*Through tears* hEY BESTIE GUESS WHO WATCHED THE MOVIE AGAIN (pt. 1)

OH GEE I WONDER WHO IT WAS. SURELY NOT ME In all seriousness, I watched it again! Not sure if anyone remembers, but the movie was actually the first Haikyuu content I ever posted about here on my blog. WAYYYYY back on November 7th (I think I posted it the same day that I watched it). Rewatching it took significantly longer (I watched it over the span of 3 nonconsecutive days) because I was just so emotional over it. This was the first piece of Haikyuu media I ever consumed! I was all sappy over rewatching it. So, of course, now that I'd watched the entire show, I knew I needed to rewatch it.

AND OH BOY I HAVE THINGS. I HAVE SO MANY THINGS. HERE WE GO BRACE YOURSELVES.

IT’S MY BABIES MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN I’M GONNA CRY

“My friend plays and he needs me, so I do it for him.” KUROKEN FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS -> I’m going to be squawking about them this whole time aren’t I (answer: yes)

I AM GOING TO CRY LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS MY LITTLE BOY IS

The animation style is just gorgeous. I don’t think I realized how beautiful it was the first time I watched the movie, honestly. It feels like a mix of the animation from the first three seasons, a dash of season 4, and a new thing

Taketora having to be the one to wake up Kenma lmao. Look at my sleepy boy. Me too, Kenma. Me too

My bed head baby

Meanwhile, me seeing Kuroo: MI AMOR ❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨❤️✨✨❤️✨✨❤️❤️

“The shrimp texting you?” I love when they call Hinata a shrimp lmao

DUDE IT’S THE BOYS FROM THE SUMMER TRAINING CAMP TALK ABOUT A GLOW UP HELLO

Bokuto and Akaashi are also here and I'm very happy about it!

The banter between Kuroo and Daichi is a delight to watch. “Kings of the diving drill” KUROO STOP BEING FUNNY I’LL KICK YOU

They’re so stupid I love them. Also the ref back behind them like “am I interrupting something?” AND HOW LONG HAVE THEIR HEIGHTS BEEN THAT FUCKING DIFFERENT???

I completely forgot that Daishou and Mika were in the movie, tbh Love Mika teasing her boyfriend, though. She’s my fav (not really, but I do genuinely like her character a lot!)

Okay so I was looking at the picture and immediately I zeroed in on Kenma like “he looks so small!!!” And then I kind of analyzed it. Kenma’s probably hunched down so that he doesn’t look very big, hence why he looks smaller than Yaku, who likely stretched up as tall as he could so that he didn’t look so short. And then you’ve got the towering man Lev in the back

I didn’t realize the difference between the size of Nekoma and Karasuno’s cheering sections either. Nekoma’s is fucking huge! Also, I will always love that Yamamoto’s little sister is leading the chants. This child is like 12 guys, surely you teens can cheer without her influence

Bokuto wanting to run down and play both Karasuno and Nekoma is not only on brand but also adorable. And I love Akaashi being like “dear god please don’t”

This is literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen Yamamoto do and I’m delighted. TORA I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING THE ONE TO DRAG KENMA EVERYWHERE

THE WAY HE DRAGGED KENMA’S HAND IN BY THE WRIST THAT WAS CUTE AS HELL

Kuroo and his cheesy science speeches god bless

I was going to gush about the starters as a whole but then I saw my springy boy and I was just like "you bring me unparalleled amounts of joy and I want to spread that to others" SO HERE YOU GO LOOK AT THE SPRINGIEST BOY IN THE WHOLE OF JAPAN (that might actually be Hoshiumi but YOU KNOW)

Huband #1 (WELCOME BACK TO MY HANDSOMEST BOY ❤️✨)

LOOK HOW PROUD GRANDPA UKAI IS OF HIS GRANDSON! Why is he in the hospital though? Or whatever this place is? It seems like a hospital

Husband #2 (Blowing kisses at my screen for you Kuroo)

Fukunaga genuinely has a cat face and that delights me. He’s so cute

BUT WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION OLD UKAI? WHY AREN’T YOU THERE? YOUR STUDENT IS THERE AND YOUR FAMILY IS THERE SO WHAT’S UP WITH YOU YOURSELF??

I already know the outcome to this game but that doesn’t mean I’m going to enjoy it any less

Watching both teams go full out in the first set alone was so on brand for both of them but no less of a delight to watch (I say like I wasn't lecturing them in my head like "CHILL OUT YOU COMPETITIVE IDIOTS")

Both of these teams are so strong and I love watching them play. Should this movie have been a season or at least half a season in itself? Absolutely! But for what it is, the movie does a good job and it’s the first bit of Haikyuu I ever got, and I remember it really made me feel better and know I wanted to dedicate myself to the show and actually sit and watch it

“No rematch, right, Kenma?” With so much enthusiasm. I love Hinata. AND THE FACT THAT THAT’S WHAT DROVE KEN KEN FOR THE REST OF THE GAME

I adore that Kenma’s the one leading the discussion because he’s the brain and has analyzed everything really carefully. I love Fukunaga’s “cat that ate a snake and then we ate a monkey” metaphor thing. I don’t understand half of what he says but he delights me OH WAIT THEY BEAT DAISHOU AND HIS TEAM (snakes) AND THEN MAYBE THE OTHER TWO TEAMS ARE THE MONKEY?

Me, looking at Kuroo: Shut up, sexy face

THEY BOTH USED SYNCHRONIZED ATTACKS BACK TO BACK. AND NEITHER SUCCEEDED BUT NEKOMA GOT THE POINT

I love him mucho

ALSO NOT DAICHI CALLING HIM A DICK I DON’T THINK I CAUGHT THAT THE FIRST TIME HELP-

“When it comes to annoying blocks, Kuroo is the king” SO REAL

The stupid hyena has come to bother the French fry

Kuroo sitting there giving advice to Tsukki just to get a rise out of him (it works because Kuroo’s good at getting under skin too)

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE ASANOYA ATTACK!!! NISHINOYA SETTING FOR ASAHI MY BELOVED. I LOVE WHEN THEY WORK TOGETHER LIKE THAT

I SAID IT ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN. NOW KISS <3

Yaku complimenting Nishinoya! I seriously love the Nekoma/Karasuno dynamic. Like, they’re rivals but they’re also friends with each other and can appreciate a good/cool play

THEY’RE SO FUCKING COOL EVERYONE GO HOME NO ONE CAN TOP THIS COOLNESS

“Let’s see…how are we gonna crush ‘em?” Kuroo I’m gonna need you to never do that sexy growl again for the sake of my sanity thank you bae ❤️

Yachi being so stressed from the sidelines is just cute. I love her. Also I just realized that she actually talks and I can’t remember if Kiyoko says anything during the movie (update: she does not)

Not Suga screaming from the sidelines. Suga is the encouraging mom we all deserve

Not Tsukki turning around and going “leave me alone” I love him. He's such a bitch (and I say that with the most affection)

Kuroo looking past Tsukki at Yamaguchi “and by that, you mean someone else is gonna kick my ass?” Because KUROO KNOWS

Had to include one of the big Tsukkiyama momests from the movie (they were sparse pickings but there were a whole two!)

”He’ll surpass me someday so I know he can beat you” HE HAS SO MUCH FUCKING FAITH IN YAMAGUCHI I AM FERAL OVER THEM

AND YAMS IS SUCH A GREAT PINCH SERVER I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HIM LET'S FUCKING GO TADASHI!!!!!!!

Akiteru getting all emotional over Tadashiiiii (it’s his future brother-in-law, of course he’s emotional) But in complete seriousness: it's really sweet. Akiteru obviously cares about Tadashi a lot and has a lot of pride. I mean, Tadashi's been Tsukki's only friend for YEARS. I'm sure he's practically like another little brother to Akiteru

Living for the fact that Kuroo gave Tsukki advice and Tsukki immediately thought of it on the next (shown) block Meanwhile, Kuroo knows it's his doing and is a smug fuck about it

Bokuto being like “that’s my boy!” about Tsukki and Akaashi’s like “he’s on a rival team, Bokuto!” AKAASHI JUST LET BOKUTO ADOPT TSUKKI COME ON Or, you know. Try to adopt Tsukki. Not sure Tsukki would be down with that

THE LITTLE COLLECTION OF TSUKKIYAMA MOMENTS INSIDE THE SILHOUETTES OF TSUKKI’S HANDS AND THEN BOTH OF THEIR HANDS/BODIES STOP IT

STOP THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME

“That block was sick!” “So was your serve!” YOU GUYS I’M GOING TO CRY The fact that we’ve literally never heard Tsukki this enthusiastic while praising Tadashi I am going to be sick

“Thanks to everyone here, sometimes, I’m almost having fun.” TSUKKI MY DARLING YOU HAVE GROWN SO FUCKING MUCH LET ME HUG YOU

The way Kageyama was all frustrated at Tanaka and scolding him, but then Nishinoya made a point and Kageyama’s frustration vanished and he was like “oh yeah guess you’re right”

Nekomata is so wise and I like listening to him analyze both the team and Kenma! He recognizes that Kenma’s not as invested in the game, but there’s still investment. He’s just waiting for his moment

I have a new appreciation (from the first time I watched the movie) for Daishou’s analyses of Nekoma’s play style. He knows because he’s played them before!

THE WAY KUROO HAS NO FAITH IN LEV’S TECHNICAL SKILLS BUT KNOWS THAT HE’S TALL ENOUGH TO FORCE IT THROUGH (in theory)

KENMA DID A FAST RUN!! NICE JOB, KENMA!

“He’s put a lot of work into this. It’s rude to compare me to someone like him��� why did I say aw.

He’s rethinking his limits and he’s making that sweet little face I give him little kisses on the face

HINATA’S LITTLE FACE WHEN HE RECEIVES AND LOOKS AT KAGEYAMA LIKE “did you see that, Kageyama?”

We already have a deuce in the first set? Who am I kidding? Of course we do. And then we have this: NOT ME GOING BACK TO MY NOTES FROM THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED AND REALIZING THAT KARASUNO LOSES THE FIRST SET -> I SPOILED IT FOR MYSELF OH MY GOD HAAHAHA

“I might actually be really good at this,” Kenma thinks to himself. CONGRATULATIONS BABE YOU’RE OFFICIALLY THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT THIS GAME

They’re all like “oh fuck, the ball!”

good job, boys. Good job

Kenma imagining all of the starters as Hinatas sends me every time. THEY LOOK SO SILLY

WHAT IS THIS GAY ASS SCENE WHERE KUROO IS JUST QUIETLY APPROACHING AND WATCHING KENMA, AND WHEN KENMA SMILES AND SAYS THEIR TEAM IS STRONG, KUROO GASPS ALL SOFT. LIKE KENMA JUST PROFESSED HIS LOVE OR SOMETHING

A cute kitty and his big spooky boyfriend (I love them)

The way they interact is just so cute to me. I ship them, of course, but even in the frame of friendship, their relationship is so sweet

Kenma is just so clever with his strategies. Having Fukunaga serve directly at Hinata so he has to get the ball is so smart. Suga says it best: they’re getting Hinata to bump the ball so that he can’t do his quick attack (or at least not as frequently) WELL THAT BACKFIRED HUH. LOOK AT HINATA RUN! HE’S SUCH A SPEEDY LITTLE GUY. HE BUMPED THE BALL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GOT UP AND BOLTED SO THAT HE COULD SPIKE AND GET THEM THE POINT WOOOOOO GO HINATAAAAAA

Kenma doesn’t have to say anything particularly threatening and Hinata still leaps back like a frightened cat (ha, irony). It’s Kenma’s smile. Sometimes it’s cute and silly. Here, it’s spooky

Bokuto don’t sneak up on my daughter like that

“Don’t rain on their parade.” Pause. “Wait, is that what rain on their parade means?” And Akaashi’s little nod and “you got it.” Bokuto, never change

DUDE I FORGOT THAT IT WAS ASAHI’S KILLER SPIKE THAT ALMOST TOOK OFF YACHI’S HEAD HOLY FUCK PRINCESS DID NOT FLINCH I AM SO PROUD OF HER

HAS GOSHIKI ALWAYS HAD SUNA’S ENGLISH VA OR DID THEY CHANGE IT FOR THE MOVIE SINCE IT WAS A SMALL ROLE? BECAUSE THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT HOW I REMEMBER GOSHIKI SOUNDING

I do, of course, have to mention the appearance of MY BOY. THE ONE AND ONLY TENDOU SATORI

NO BECAUSE I NEED TO TAKE THE WEEKEND TO RECOVER FROM THIS ONE SHOT. Tendou with his head on the table while Goshiki shares his iPad with him despite Tendou annoying him literally ten seconds ago

I love Tendou sitting here giving commentary too. Especially as someone who’s played Karasuno and knows their play style well (analyzing them is what he DOES as a blocker). Also him calling out how one-sided the commentators are when talking about Nekoma and not Karasuno

SPOOKY BUT SO COOL

”That’s why I hate those guys” oh Tendou. I love you dearly

Tanaka and Asahi are all worn out meanwhile Hinata and Kageyama are like “no way we’ve got so much energy”

They’re purposefully wearing down Karasuno, but they’re also wearing themselves down. So there’s that

YAMAMOTO BACK WITH SHOWING THEM GUTS AND KENMA DESPISING THAT WORD. I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC IT’S SO SILLY

Lev actually scared Hinata! LEV! I know he’s like 7 feet tall but come on. He’s like a huge puppy

Those kids calling Hinata “Sho” is so fucking cute. I cannot cope

OH THEY REALLY SHUT HINATA DOWN WITH THAT ONE. FULL ON WALL. IRON WALL, EAT YOUR HEART OUT

Kenma is really good at this. Like really good. He knows how to shut Karasuno down

I noticed they were leading Nishinoya up front in that play before it cut to old Ukai too. It blocked Hinata from dashing, which stopped any potential quick going that direction. I love seeing Nishinoya notice it too! He’s a total airhead except when it comes to volleyball

FREE MY BOY HE AIN’T DO NOTHIN WRONG

KENMA CAN BE SO SCARY AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM. His quiet demeanor makes him feel very small and nonthreatening, but when you see his intelligence, it becomes very clear that he could be scary if he wanted to. And I feel like you only get this side of him when it comes to volleyball, which makes the whole thing all the more interesting

BABY KUROKEN YOU’VE RETURNED TO ME

HE’S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE SWEETIE. HE JUST WANTS TO SHARE SHRIMP CRACKERS WITH KENMA AND MAKE SURE HE’S EATEN

No seriously Kenma is scary. He planted a seed of doubt in Hinata’s head and now Hinata’s in a downward spiral. Remind me not to get on Kenma’s bad side because I think it would kill me

Lev is so fucking loud. Like girl stop screaming in my ears. I know you're happy but YEESH Lev fucked up his serve and that makes me happy

Honestly I love how they created Hinata’s feelings of powerlessness and overwhelm in visual/audio form. The static noises and intense music paired with things he’s said to Kenma or vice versa is a really good way of doing it And the fact that he was so locked into those insecure feelings that he was kind of close to crying (it felt like that to me, at least) and Nishinoya had to call his name to snap him out of it

SUGA’S IN I’M SO EXCITED “We can’t pack up the party after only two sets” PREACH, SUGA! WE LOVE A MOTIVATING SUGAMAMA! I’M SO GLAD HE’S HERE

A phenomenal dig from Hinata!

It’s honestly kind of heartbreaking to watch Hinata keep trying and trying but not getting sent the ball and not being able to do anything because of what Kenma’s done with the team’s strategy. He’s been made completely irrelevant when it comes to attacks (that was a great save when he dove, though). And it kind of solidifies his mental state when he slips on the sweat. I just can’t imagine doing that. I’m not mentally or emotionally tough enough for it

I was watching him clean up the sweat on the floor and he looked so small that it actually made me want to cry. I don't think you realize how tiny he is aside from "haha tiny" until he feels small

Ah yes, forgot about that bit. Kenma’s actually disappointed that he’s crushed Hinata like this. It’s not fun anymore Meanwhile: STOP IT WITH THE FOND LOOKS, KUROO. YOU’RE GOING TO DESTROY MY HEART

NOT HINATA FLASHING BACK TO WHAT SHIRATORIZAWA’S COACH SAID TO HIM AGAIN. HONEY YOU ARE HURTING ME

SUGA COMING IN TO MAKE ME EMOTIONAL AND MAKE ME FALL MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM SUGA. SUGA PLEASE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE SUGA

No but seriously. Suga is such a comforting character. He’s so kind to his teammates, especially the underclassmen. And he knows what to say when he needs to say something. He makes me want to cry and I wish I could hug him

I know Kenma is like. Generally a good person. But in volleyball he is cruel and unrelenting and I am vaguely terrified. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "keep struggling"?! I AM NOW ACROSS THE ROOM FROM YOU COWERING IN A CORNER

GOD HINATA YOU’RE SO RESILIENT AND INSPIRING. FLY LITTLE CROW FLY!!!!!!!

GOD I LOVE THIS MOMENT Hinata’s big jump and that spike is just such a fantastic, incredible moment. You love to see it. I’d watch it over and over

I AM OVER HERE SOBBING LIKE A PROUD MOM

AND THE TEAM LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIM TOO I AM BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST MY DESK

KAGEYAMA DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT PRAISE AND THAT MAKES ME LAUGH

KENMA’S LITTLE KITTY SMIRK PLEASE- kitten you’re meant to be a devious little imp in this match, stop being adorable

I KNOW INUOKA THIS TIME! WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THE MOVIE I WAS LIKE “oh who’s that guy???”

Okay so I said "part 1" in the post's title because uh. I reached the 30 picture limit and I have more screenshots. So I'll post the other half of my reactions tomorrow. K THX LOVE Y'ALL BYE

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Haikyuu manager headcanons!!

Okay so these adorable teams all have the softest spot for their tiny little manager-chan, and here's how they all treat her.

[Ari's note: okay manager fics and headcanons are my absolute favourite and I love writing them]

*.` | Karasuno

They are extremely laid back with you, compared to some of the other teams. They give you your space, at the same time listen to you when you have something to say.

Respectful simps. Similar to how they act with Kiyoko (ugh yes queen-chan) they're in tears whenever you do things to motivate them, like cheer at their practice matches or give them good luck charms.

They still have the good luck charms you fastened on their bag before one of the matches.

Tanaka and Noya would literally worship the ground which you walked on. Like wow how did they get so lucky as to have three?? Cute managers?? On their team??

Yachi and you would probably subtly simp over Kiyoko with them too ngl.

Hinata and Kags would probably see you as an older sister, eventho you're their age because you're so caring and responsible.

Suga is literally your mom and Daichi is your dad. They make sure you're all healthy and you're doing well in school.

Asahi gives you hugs whenever you're sad or upset! Fite me but I think this gentle baby gives the best hugs ever >:( he's like your comfort senpai and you'd do the same for him, especially when he's feeling insecure or down.

Yams would probably be very shy around you, but he'll warm up in time.

Ahhh the best part. Tsukki! He'd find you annoying and simply not get why you're so Mcfreaking happy at first (shut up u salty beanpole, manager-chan is just a ray of sunshine, okay?) But he soon finds it endearing and slowly gets closer to you.

You walk home with Yams and Tsukki every day since your houses are close, and Tsukki walks you to your door to make sure you're safe!

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita all see you as a little sister and often help you with your managerial duties.

The team cares and respects you so much, and are so thankful you've joined them!!

Meat buns at Ukai's are your hangout spot, and everytime you see them chilling you're so thankful to have such great friends.

*.` | Aoba Johsai

Aaah we're at the team of one of my favourite characters!! I'll start with Oikawa (can't you tell I'm so biased omg)

Oikawa absolutely adores manager-chan because although she's tiny, she's very strict, and doesn't let his fangirls near the gym when he's practicing, which he appreciates.

"yn-chan, you're so good to me, can I take you out as a thank-you?" Cue Iwa-chan's ball which comes flying at Oikawa's head. "Stop flirting with the manager, shitty-kawa"

Iwa's very fond of you too, but he doesn't let it show too often. Sometimes he picks up your favourite coffee from the vending machine and claims that he bought it by "accident". (How believable<3)

Kunimi probably sends you weird tiktok videos and tags you in funny memes. Very wholesome 10/10.

Kyotani just?? Doesn't understand you?? Like wow, she's small but the team listens to her?? Why?? He later finds out you're the manager. Mad dork here didn't know you were managing the team for the past month, and thought you just came to the gym to watch them practice. Smh.

Matsukawa and Hanamaki give you headpats and like taking selfies with you, much to Oikawa's dismay. He wants to be the only one taking pictures with you.

Like no manager-chan. Stop. Get away from them. My phone's right here I wanna take selfies with you :(

Kindaichi is cool with you. Y'all are bros and you game together sometimes.

Watari and Yahaba join too, and they're surprised to know that you're so aggressive when you game.

Cue a jealous Oikawa who struggles learning how to game just so he's invited to play with you. Simp smh.

They're all very gentle with you, and since you're their first female manager, they make sure to never make you feel uncomfortable.

You guys like grabbing ramen together and having eating contests. They really bring out your aggressive side but you love them for it.

*.` | Shiratorizawa

Can I just say Semi bsf material? Yes? Yes. Semi Eita is best friend material.

Makes you cute little Spotify playlists and you help him write lyrics to songs occasionally. You play an instrument too and you guys can just jam out for hours on end together.

You get the idea of applying to be the manager because of him, and it all took off from there.

Goshiki loves you. You're fond of your kohāi, and you genuinely just give this touch-starved future ace a lot of hugs and cuddles, which he's SO grateful for.

Like wow, y/n-chan isn't just pretty?? She's also so sweet? And smart? And capable? Semi why have you been hiding her for so long??¿ >:(

Goshiki is just so protective of you, he'd commit murder if he had to.

You have to earn Ushiwaka's respect, yk? And slowly but surely he comes to realise how dependable and responsible you are, and treats you like an indispensable member of the team.

He's got your back. And if he ever senses you're upset, he's trying to cheer you up as best as he can.

"do not feel upset, those grades will mean nothing to you in the future. I doubt you will be able to remember what you got in your second year, third monthly test." You think he's being sweet, and yes he is (in a way), but he's also trying to be reasonable and logical.

Tendo loosens you up and you tend to play pranks on the others with him.

The funniest was when you tried to prank Ushijima by adding wasabi to his onigiri and he?? Didn't get it??

Like "y/n-chan, Tendo, why did you add wasabi to this onigiri? It would've been so much better with tuna mayo??" And he has no reaction whatsoever?¿?

Cue Goshiki who tries the onigiri because he wants to prove he has spice tolerance like Ushijima, eventhough you can low-key see him tearing up.

Shirabu is your voice of reason and you and him often study together. You also have deep and philosophical conversations at 12 a.m. over text, and it is just so wholesome.

He respects you so much, not just because you care for him, but because he finds your brain so fricking smexy.

These eagle babies bring out the best in you and you're always eager to push them forward and bring out the best in them.

*.` | Fukurodani

First thing's first, besides Akaashi, you are the only other person who can cheer up an emo-mood Bokuto.

Just say "Hey Bo, you're gonna look so much cooler when you spike the ball like the true ace that you are" and his hair's all perking up and his eyes are shining.

Akaashi thinks you are an angel sent from heaven.

You're very soft on your baby owls, and they genuinely just love getting positive affirmations from you.

Akaashi always blushes when you compliment him on his sets. And you can hear him murmur genuine words of gratitude.

The other members do too. They're glad because sometimes people focus on Bo too much and forget to give them recognition, yk? It's easy to get overlooked :(

But thanks to manager-chan who's so attentive with all of them, and who's aware of all their quirks and moods, they're all so touched and so so happy.

You have a habit of getting cold pretty often, especially since practice finishes late and it's pretty chilly by then.

Konoha always lends you his jacket and walks you home, since your home's are the closest. There's just something about you that makes you soft.

You get along really well with Kaori and Yukie, and you'd definitely consider them your best friends, considering y'all are in this thang togetherrrr!!

The Fukurodani team are just all a bunch of crackheads, but they're your crackheads and you wouldn't trade them for the world.

You're a very tight-knit family, (like ugh I just get lots of comfortable, safe vibes from Fukurodani :(( <3)

You guys hang out at the store near your school pretty often to recharge after grueling days of practice together.

*.` | Nekoma

My second favourite team, Nekoma!! They are precious, gentle, soft babies and I love them to bits and pieces >:(

I'll start with Kuroo. You've always had a tiny soft spot for Kuroo ever since you've become his lab partner in chemistry class.

His notes are immaculate. I mean, cmon we're all hoes for pretty notes

You think he's so incredibly smart and talented, so when he suggests you become the Nekoma manager, you just agree right away.

You guys grow closer since you've started spending more time with him, and you banter around more often than not with chemistry pickup lines.

"hey kitten, let's form a covalent bond"

He's so whipped after you retort back. Like wow she called me sodium fine and said I'm like an exothermic reaction? Permission to simp??

(Ari stfu this isn't a Kuroo fanfic)

Kenma and you definitely play animal crossing together, and he even lets you try his switch, after you guys grow closer.

Kuroo is so insulted, he's never even touched Kenma's switch before >:(

You also push Kenma to do better during practice and he starts to care more about volleyball, since you seem so enthusiastic about it.

Yamamoto isn't even subtle about his simping smh T-T unlike Kuroo, he shamelessly flirts with you, and can't wait to show you off to Tanaka and Noya at the next camp.

"we have such a gorgeous manager now, Nekoma is ThRiViNg" he says in his head with this ridiculous dopey ass smile on his face +_+

Since deep down inside, you're a huge baby, you, Lev, Shibayama, and Inuoka get along so well. They're just happy energetic kittens, and they make you feel so happy.

y'alls energy just match, yk?

Although Fukunaga is shy to tell jokes, he tells them to you, because he knows you'd never judge him, and you actually kinda enjoy laughing along :) he's so touched.

Momma Yaku!! Yaku always lends you his jacket and makes sure to carry snacks for you in his bag. He knows you care so much about the team that you often neglect your own health, which is why he's always there to make you're feeling healthy and good.

Kai and Teshiro help you with your homework and like talking about their favourite singers with you.

They're all just such amazing human beings who treat you so well, and you feel so blessed to be a part of their team. You adore them so much, and they adore you back tenfold.

*.` | Inarizaki

[Ari's note: Ello there luvs, you've made it to the bottom of this sweet hc post and just get ready for Inarizaki :( they're my favourite team of all time, and I'm just so biased, I'm sorry ;-;]

Inarizaki's entire team just adores you so much, they think you're the light of their lives.

They're all super touch starved babies, and once you realized that, you've made sure to ensure they never feel that way.

Aran is kinda like your protective senpai, and his heart flutters ever so slightly when you call him that senpai kink oops and give him headpats, and he loves patting your head in return.

The twins are so incredibly soft for you.

Their fangirls are sometimes pretty mean, but one glare from the duo is enough to shut them up.

Osamu cooks bentos for you and gives you the warmest hugs when you ask for them, burying his head in the crook of your neck.

Your hand is almost always in Atsumu's because he's so slick?? Like y'all, this mf would be like "y/n-chan, my hand has been aching for a while now" and when you go to observe it, he just pulls your hand into his and pulls you to follow him.

His entire body heats up when you kiss his cheek after a particularly good game, and his brain literally goes "grrrr empty", when he's usually so sly.

The twins are your bodyguards, they follow you everywhere and protect you all the time.

Enter Suna Rintaro, your meme king. He definitely records funny moments that happen during practice and send them to you, just to make you laugh, or memes of the members.

He also definitely takes pictures of you when you aren't noticing, simply because he likes the way your hair looked, or because you looked so beautiful.

Like the twins, his eyes widen whenever you kiss his cheek or ruffle his hair, and it's literally like suna.exc has stopped functioning.

Congrats manager-chan, you broke the kid -.-

Omimi might come across as stoic and cold but he's actually a huge softie, and you often give him positive affirmations.

He's also definitely a huge lover of your hugs, and looks forward to them as motivation to play well.

He'd never tell you though, he's shy™.

My baby Kita compliments you all the fricking time.

"y/n-chan, I mean this is the most sincere way, I think this hairstyle looks stunning on you"

Or "you're so capable and you work so hard, I'm so thankful to have you by my side"

And he has the most genuine expression on his face, his eyes are so earnest and shining so bright.

And when you smile at him, he's like oh shit I made her smile, depression whom? I only know serotonin.

Ginjima is usually rash but with you, he takes his time and weighs everything he says.

He doesn't wanna accidentally hurt you and regret it since he was being careless and not thinking at all.

You calm him down when he's getting too hotheaded with gentle words and he's suddenly a blushing mess.

Unlike some of the other teams that tease you a bunch, Inarizaki treats you so gently. Their little princess, as they think of you.

So mf-ing protective, like if someone looks at you wrong, you can totally bet Atsumu's going for their ankles, sangwoo style, or Osamu is trash talking them to their knees.

Would drop anything and everything to help you if ever needed.

They think you're they're entire world because you go above and beyond for them, and they genuinely love you. Like actually LOVE you to bits and pieces.

—*.`

[Ari's note: AHHH so the manager fic is done this was literally such a joy to write!! I hope you enjoyed it

Big big hugs <3 have a beautiful day, luvs!!]

[hajimewhore]

☾ɴᴇᴋᴏᴍᴀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ

➸Part two of Haikyuu boys and their sleep habits ➸gn!Reader, fluff fluff fluff, a lil humor, sleep time💤

[Masterlist] [Karasuno]

✰ Kozume Kenma ➸ Kenma of course games dusk till dawn, but when the two of you started dating he’d set his game aside to curl up with you in bed, until you fell asleep stroking his hair. ➸ Initially, you found it sweet that he’d sacrifice late gaming time to cuddle and fall asleep with you. Until you woke up one night and saw him playing away at his switch, blue light illuminating his intense face in the late hours. ➸ Turns out, he kept whatever game console he’d been playing under his pillow, and waited till you fell asleep to resume gaming. ➸ It’s still sweet that he didn’t want to keep you up or make you worry about his gaming habit, but you still want him to get his sleep. ➸ When you pluck the game from his hands (provided it’s at a good saving point), he jumps and eyes you cautiously. “Get some sleep, Kenma.” ➸ He sighs and nods in agreement, curling back up to you.

✰ Kuroo Tetsurou ➸ The way Kuroo sleeps with pillows mashed on either side of his head is honestly baffling, and you’re genuinely surprised he hasn’t suffocated in his sleep yet. Seriously, who taught this cat to sleep like that? ➸ Though it is how he sleeps the most comfortable, so you let it slide when you spend the night. You get your fair share of pictures, documenting his odd sleep habit for your (Adorable) Photos To Embarrass Kuroo collection. ➸ Kuroo only decides to stop his pillow ear muff sleep method one night when he realizes he can’t see your face when he falls asleep. ➸ It starts genuinely upsetting him because he can’t lean over and peck your nose, or brush your cheek, or tuck your head into his shoulder, he can’t even cuddle you properly! ➸ And your face is definitely a face he desperately wants to kiss with soft and sweet goodnights. He also really wants to wake up in the early morning to your gentle countenance, as you snooze away without a worry (and not wake up to all these damn pillows). ➸ Now when you spend the night, he’s learned to fall asleep without the mess of pillows glued to his head. ➸ Funny enough, he gets roasted more by his friends for not having his iconic bed head than when he has his bed head.

✰ Yaku Morisuke ➸ No way in hell is Yaku gonna be caught being back hugged, or worse, LITTLE SPOONED. ➸ The guy is 5’5” and ALWAYS wants to be the big spoon. He refuses to be the little spoon. ➸ Though, eventually, through trial and tribulation you lowkey train him into loving it... ➸ Every time you hug him from the back, you press a kiss to his cheek and tell him something you love about him. Though initially tense at the action, he of course preens at the attention you’re showering him with and turns to presses kisses all over your face. ➸ He’ll kiss your nose, cheeks, forehead, lips, chin, anything with a surface area on your face, Yaku just loves to reciprocate your affection 10x over. ➸ If he’s had an especially rough practice, you give him a massage before bed, pressing kisses to his back as you lay behind him and wrap your arms around his middle. Yaku gives in with little complaint to being the little spoon, a content smile on his face. ➸ You’re not saying you Pavlov dog trained him or anything, but Yaku does wind up loving being the little spoon a tad more than he did beforehand.

✰ Haiba Lev ➸ Lev isn’t an easy person to sleep with by any means. He’s 6′5″, his long legs take up a lot of space, and he’s a crybaby that always wants to be the little spoon (but is too scared to ask). ➸ He always tends to stretch in his sleep, long limbs somehow growing longer as he nearly pushes you off the bed. In some cases, you actually wind up waking up abruptly on the floor. For this reason alone, you purchased a plush rug for the side you sleep on. ➸ He doesn’t mean to of course, but he sometimes accidentally smacks you in the face when he tosses and turns in his sleep. You’re thankful he doesn’t practice his spikes in his sleep at least, so you make sure to snuggle as close as possible to avoid any sleepy foul play. ➸ Lev steals the covers! With all that leg and height, he really can’t help it if he ends up pulling the sheets off of you in the night, curling up comfortably in his makeshift cocoon. ➸ You’ve learned he’s a heavy sleeper though, so if you wake up with a chill you don’t hesitate to steal back your share of the sheets. After comfortably situated, you warm up again by wrapping your arms around his middle (knowing in the morning he’ll wake up eagerly to being your little spoon!)

✰ Yamamoto Taketora ➸ He always wants to watch a movie before going to bed. He’ll sling his arm around your shoulder, and get nice and cozy as you set up your laptop. You lean into him comfortably, and lay back in the pillows to find something trending on Netflix to watch. ➸ As it turns out, he never finishes anything you watch, he always falls into a dead asleep within the first 15 minutes. You were surprised the first time you heard his soft snoring next to you, and chalked it up to a long and tiring day. ➸ Except, it happens every night. You’ve started to realize it’s not so much that he wants to watch a movie, it’s that he wants to fall asleep to a movie. ➸ Yamamoto is definitely the type to need background noise to fall asleep, always twisting and turning tirelessly if there’s too much empty noise. ➸ You love watching movies together with him though, so you learned to put on movies you don’t plan on finishing together. ➸ It’s cute seeing how invested he is to start. Yamamoto is always eager to spend more time with you and end your night together, but he inevitably starts nodding off with his head slumping on top of yours. ➸ You close the lap top each time, and shimmy yourselves into the covers, completely content with the routine you’ve found.

✰ Kai Nobuyuki ➸ He snores, so, so, so loudly. ➸ You don’t want him to feel bad about it, because you love to sleep over and don’t want him to feel guilty about something he can’t help, so you don’t mention it to him. ➸ But your lack of sleep due to the earth shattering snores is driving you mad. So instead, you look up ways to to quickly fall asleep. ➸ You start your days early, try to be active when you can, test a myriad of teas and snacks that supposedly induce sleep easier, and it turns out to be quite fun experimenting with different methods. It starts to be a little game to see if you can fall asleep before Kai does. ➸ And eventually, it starts to work! You fall asleep before him, and conk out through the night. ➸ In actuality, it turns out that Kai once saw an open browser on your laptop, googling ‘ways to fall asleep’. He also happened to notice your habit of drinking sleep time remedies. ➸ He kind of figured it must’ve been due to his snoring, he remembered his teammates teasing him about it at camp in high school. So, at night, he started to force himself to stay awake and listen for the sound of your even breathing. ➸ Though he doesn’t mind one bit, kissing your forehead when you’re finally asleep, love is compromise!

✰ Fukunaga Shouhei ➸ Fukunaga is a comedian by day, and comedian by night. The guy does not stop. ➸ He Is a chronic sleep talker, and often sleep walks (sleep acts, more like). You find yourself staying up some nights just to see what he’ll do next. ➸ You caught him in the living room once, doing what you can only assume was pitching a tent. Was he camping in his dreams? ➸ Depending on what he does, you’ll sometimes casually suggest what you should do for your next date, like camping. “How did you know I wanted to that, babe?!” (He’s convinced you’re a psychic). ➸ It’s insane to you how long the acts go on too. He never flits between dreams, always one routine. You think he kayaked to an island once, judging by the way he mimed it on the couch, sleep talking about the dolphins and the birds. ➸He’ll sleep talk his comedy routines also, “Thanks for coming everyone!”, and you have to stifle a laugh so not to wake him. ➸ You always let it run it’s course since he’s not hurting anyone or himself. You sigh contently when he finally returns to bed after whatever wild adventure he was having, and he always tucks his head into your shoulder muttering about his love for you.

✰ Inuoka Sou ➸ The biggest, love struck, dork. Always, always, always wants to cuddle, and it’s the cutest thing ever.  ➸ He follows you around all night before it’s time to sleep, not unlike a puppy would. He brushes his teeth with you, and even learned to do a skin care routine just to spend more time with you in the bathroom. And he only did so because he spent entirely too long pouting in bed, tossing and turning, while waiting for you to finish. ➸ Cuddling with Inuoka is always warm and wholesome... until it isn’t. On hot summer nights, you can’t stand to be wrapped up in his body heat. It’s perfect for colder weather and winter nights, but not the scorching summer. ➸ Despite being the heaviest sleeper, always snoozing past his alarm and snoring away when you try to wake him, he instantly wakes up when you try to move away from his arms. ➸ You only wanted to get a air and rid of all the heat, but Inuoka looks up at you with the sleepiest puppy eyes you’ve ever seen, “Babe, where are you going?” ➸ Every time, you give in, “No where baby.” ➸ It’s just once a year, for the entirety of the summer, right? You can withstand that much (and maybe invest in a better fan).

[Masterlist] [Karasuno]

[mxtcha-tea]

useless love letter with oikawa & kuroo?

Useless Love Letter.2

✎desc; when he receives a love letter from someone else and you’re unphased by it.

✎pairing[s]; kuroo x gn!reader (let me know if i miss any)

✎genre; angst, unrequited love (not proofread)

✎language[s]; english

✎chef note; I ran out of ideas so I can't do Oikawa's part (my motivation istg smh)

It’s always been you, Kuroo and Yaku. You three all became friends a lot more quicker than anyone could’ve expected. And the friendship started the same way, from Kuroo annoying you two and becoming enemies when you first met.

Kuroo’s the one who bands you all together into this lump of mess and y’know, he’s glad that he did. High school couldn’t be even more exciting with both of you by his side.

But the more time passed, the more his feelings for you took a slight turn. It was the end of summer when Kuroo started realizing it. You came to his house because you forgot to do the homeworks they’ve given before summer starts.

Sure, it was a pain in the ass having to deal with your complaints and groan echoing every corner of his room. He thought about kicking your out right that instant but something in him told himself to just let you stay there longer.

Watching you from the corner of his eyes, freezing like a statue while squinting your eyes at your exercise book, a pen between your upper lips and nose. It’s not the prettiest image, he had to admit, but you look the most beautiful when you’re doing the most random poses.

Then, his mind drifted to every key memory of you, the way his cheeks would turn into a rosy color when your skin met or when his mind malfunctioned when you held eye contact with him. You drive him insane and Kuroo has no idea if it’s a good thing or not.

But it sure gave him butterflies and made him feel at home. So, maybe it is a good thing. He’ll always have sleepless nights where he can’t think of anything else other than you. He hates it when it happens because it made him feel like a creep.

Kuroo wondered if you felt the same. When he blushes, would you react the same? When he stuttered out, would you do the same? He wasn’t entirely sure, so he tried his best to be as close to you than he’ll ever be.

Even if it may take forever to let those 3 words out from his vocal chords, it’ll be worth it, he knows it.

The bell rang, signalling end of the 3rd period. Yaku sighed, cracking his knuckles before walking towards your desk. Kuroo can be seen sitting in front of you, probably annoying you yet again, “Hey, [y/n], have you written any notes during class?”

Yaku asked, reaching for the nearest chair and sitting on it, leaning his arms onto your desk, “A little,” “Only a little? I honestly thought that you’re not going to write anything,” You tch’ed, holding out your middle finger at Kuroo while the bedhead just snickered,

“It’s none of your business, Mount Fuji hair,” But at that, Kuroo snapped. Yaku tried to hold in his laughs and hitting the desk a little, “Oi, stop coming up with new nicknames for me,” “No, I think that nickname suits you the most, Mount Fuji hair, Mount Fuji hair,”

Now it’s your turn to snicker at him while mockingly pointing at his hair. Yaku finally releases his laugh while holding you for support. For some reasons, that action pissed him a lot more.

Who did he think he is to just touch you like that? But he managed to calm himself as he points at you, trying to figure out a better remark to counter your insult,

“How ironic hearing it from-” “UM, SORRY,” He got cut off as he looked to his left, finding a girl, probably from a different class standing next to him with a nervous face.

Both you and Yaku stopped laughing and also took your attention on the girl. With shaky hands, she holds out a letter to Kuroo. All three of you went wide eyes at that as the same exact words run across your minds,

‘A CONFESSION LETTER?!’

“Please accept this!” He slowly takes the letter from the girl’s hand, nodding, “Oh, um, okay,” And with that, the girl ran out from the classroom, face visibly red from being nervous and probably embarrassment.

It was silence before all of you looks at the letter in Kuroo’s hand, you look up at his face, who’s also looking at you and the same thing with Yaku,

“HAH! Look at who’s Mr. Popular right now,” Kuroo stated, pointing at you with a smirk plastered on his face, “Ugh, you’re so annoying, and so what? It’s only a letter and not tons of them,”

And after that very statement of yours, you hold Yaku’s face in between your hand like a sandwich with a small smile on your face, “But honestly, Yaku can get more love letters than you, I mean look at him, isn’t he handsome?”

Yaku blushed at that, slowly gripping your wrist and pushing your hands away from his face, “Hey, don’t do that, it hurts,” “Oops, sorry Mr. Handsome,” “Seriously, what’s with you and giving random nicknames?” “But that’s not random? I genuinely think you’re handsome, Mori,”

His blush deepened as he lightly hit your head, “J-just shut up,” “Ow! Fine fine, yeesh,”

Kuroo just stays quiet, staring at you two acting...oddly lovely with each other from his seat. He wanted to punch Yaku so bad but he can’t, he knows he can’t. But it doesn’t matter, cause you like him right? He’s sure of that, it’s just like a frenemies to lover trope.

He coughed, taking back both of your attention, “But I don't really see him receiving any, didn’t he? Then, I guess I’ll just keep being Mr. Popular, or even Mr. Handsome,” Yaku cringed while you snorted,

“You? Who in the world would even think that? You’re ugly, ugly baby, maybe that girl’s delusional or something,” “As if you’re anywhere pretty, and who’s even getting a love letter right now? I bet you’re jealous that you got none,”

You sighed, resting your head onto the palm of your hand, “Sadly, I guess no one noticed my beauty, “ Kuroo chuckled, “But serious talk here,”

That caught both Kuroo and Yaku attention as you continue, eyes looking down on your finger hitting the desk, “I don’t really mind getting a love letter from someone, whether it’s a prank or whatever, I think it’s neat,”

You look up at both of them, a small smile decorating your face, “ It makes me feel special,”

Kuroo could feel his heart beating faster, cheeks burning up at nothing but those simple words. It’s funny how the love letter in his hand doesn’t give him any reactions at all, but your mere words does,

“Stop saying it in that tone, you’re making me feel bad,” “Pfft, I don’t need your pity,” “Oh really~? Maybe I’ll write a letter for you to make you feel better then,” “Ugh, no thanks, Mount Fuji hair,” “Yeah, I- OI! SERIOUSLY, STOP WITH THE NICKNAME,”

You and Kuroo kept on arguing with each other, spitting profanities and so on. Yaku can just sigh, shaking his head and watching you two with a small smile.

“I’m going home now!”

Grabbing his bag, Yaku waved his hand as he walked towards the gym door, “Okay, stay safe!” Kai said, waving back at him, Kuroo joined his side, “I hope you don’t get chased again by those dogs,” “SHUT UP MOUNT FUJI HAIR!”

And with one last glare at the ravenette, Yaku stormed out from the gym after accidentally being reminded by that horrible and embarrassing memory,

“Mount Fuji hair?” Kai looked at Kuroo with a confused look, “Ah, It’s a new nickname [y/n] gave me, it’s stupid to be honestly,”

Kuroo explained, scratching the back of his head as he followed Kai to grab a broom and clean the gym.

Behind them are the 2nd years helping to clean the gym. Kenma sitting on the floor while rejecting Yamamoto’s request to put down the net with him and Fukunaga’s just watching them from a distance, sweeping the floor while snickering to himself,

“Kuroo, I hope you’re planning on confessing to [y/n], because you’re delaying a lot of time,” Kuroo pursed his lips, sweeping the floor a few meters away from Kai, “Nah, I think after a few more days then I can confess to them,”

And from that, Kai stopped sweeping as it caught Kuroo’s attention. Kuroo looks at him, his eyes show nothing but urgency. And somehow pity,

“I’m serious right now, Kuroo. You’ve what? Said that 3 times already and you still haven’t done anything. And…”

He stopped, sighing quietly before continuing, “...If you don’t take actions right this instant, [y/n]’s gonna be sweeped away by someone else,” Kuroo’s eyes went wide at that, “You...you don’t mean,”

“[y/n]’s going to be confessed by someone else today, at this time. I’ve heard it from a friend of mine,”

The broom in his hand falls down, echoing through the now empty gym and catching the attention of the 2nd years, looking at Kuroo with confusion. The male isn’t doing any better, he’s visibly shaking but he can’t move or do anything.

But then, his instincts started kicking in as his legs made the first move. He slammed open the gym door and started running towards the place he would think you would be at. Kai watching him with pity lacing his expression, taking the broom from the ground,

“I’m so sorry, Kuroo,”

‘I’m going to confess to [y/n] today and give them a letter because you know that I can’t tell everything inside my mind when they’re in front of me, they’re too pretty and it makes me nervous y’know. Oh, and also, keep this a secret from Kuroo, okay?’

His mind is going everywhere, his thighs burning from the amount of running he did from the gym all the way to the hallway of the first class. Kuroo has no idea where he’s heading to whatsoever but at the same time, he knows where it is.

The world around him started spinning as a pain shot to his head but he paid it no mind as he huffed, beads of sweat falling from his face and covering his cheeks.

And suddenly he stopped.

Kuroo watches from a distance, chest rising up and down. He can’t feel anything right now, he can’t hear anything. But the pain is still visibly there when he watches Yaku handing you a letter.

Your eyes went wide as you bowed to Yaku and took the letter from him. He can’t hear what they’re talking about, but whatever it’s about really makes you happy huh? And before he could process anything after that, you two kissed.

It was just a few seconds but it felt like an eternity to Kuroo. The way your lips touch Yaku’s, and not his. God, he dreamed of feeling it against him but now, he doesn't even have the chance to taste it.

Now, he’s thinking back to what Kai had said. Why did he wait to confess to you? The answer is quite simple,

Because he’s afraid. He’s afraid of rejection, he’s afraid that it’ll ruin the relationship you have with him now, he’s afraid of showing his vulnerability to you. It’s a simple task but a hard execution, and now Kuroo can’t do it anymore. Not now, not then.

Yes, he regretted not doing it earlier but it’s even more painful that he has to watch both of his friends fall in love with each other without him noticing. Actually, no, he did notice it.

Kuroo did notice how Yaku look at you, it’s also the way Kuroo looks at you too. But he didn't mind it because he can’t face the reality. That you like Yaku better than him.

So, he had to live in a fantasy world where you fall in love with him instead. How funny. A part of him wanted to stop it, just stop the painful visual that he had to watch, maybe that’ll be an interesting twist to the story.

But he didn’t, because he’s still scared.

And before Kuroo even knew it, you two are gone now. Probably going on a quick date or something. He weakly leaned against the wall, slowly falling down to his knees as he covered his face with his hands.

A few sniffles came out from him as he choked on his tears, each droplet falling down to the ground and soaking his sweaty hands. And now, he knows why Yaku asked to go home early today,

Kuroo hiccupped, a small smile appearing on his face as he laughed quietly to himself, “It’s okay, they’re a cute couple anyway. You’re strong, and you can find...better,”

It’s always been you, Kuroo and Yaku. And now, it’s only Kuroo left.

[oikawas-bae]

Can I get some hcs for kuroo with an s/o from karasuno? Like what it would be like maybe how they met and how the team reacts? Thanks bb 💞

You were a secondary manager so it wasn’t mandatory for you to come to training camps but Daichi insisted since Kiyoko couldn’t make it to this one and Yachi would likely be a mess without someone to guide her.

You weren’t all that excited for the camp since the beds weren’t the highest quality and to have to devote your whole day to tending to such needy boys? Not exactly how you wanted to spend your weekend but then you saw him.

Kuroo Tetsuro, the tall hunk you damned Daichi for not telling you about.

He made the practices worth it by not only just standing there and looking outright gorgeous with those toned biceps but also by occasionally straying your way as he walked off his exhaustion and he would joke with you. He wasn’t funny for shit but he was a dork and the attempt at humor had you doubling over in laughter. He felt good about himself.

He had to ask for your number, well aware that you’d be leaving in a few days. He tried to be subtle about it, “I need it just in case we want to plan one of these training camps with Karasuno again, ya know?”

You thought Pffft, yeah right! Like he’s in charge of that stuff! But you gave it to him anyway because he was attractive and you couldn’t lie that you weren’t the teensy bit interested in seeing where this goes.

Fast forward to two months later and you’re dating!

He clears up his weekend for you and drives all the way to Miyagi, picks you up, only to drive even farther out to have your date in some yeehaw place where you’re sure you wouldn’t see anyone from Miyagi or Tokyo. But car rides with him are everything!!! You’re singing off-key and showing him your music taste. And he’s such a good driver too, don’t even get me started-

You’re always texting him during class and he’ll check up on you daily, you go to bed on call with him and he lulls you to sleep with that intoxicatingly deep voice

But no one knows of your relationship because god forbid your Karasuno boys find out and lecture you for 40 hours on why it is absolutely, positively wrong to date someone from Nekoma.

It slips out on Kuroo’s end first, he’s texting you his daily ‘I love you, good luck today with your baby crows <3’ message just when Lev was planning a surprise attack from behind on him and he saw it all.

Lev being Lev, he cannot keep his mouth shut and within minutes, the whole team knows. Kenma guessed as much because he would go MIA during the weekends. Yaku is in disbelief, “you are dating (y/n)? (Y/n)? You’re kidding me. You? You, Kuroo?”

“What’s so hard to believe about that? Actually don’t answer that.”

Taketora is hyping up his captain, claiming he saw the sparks from the beginning, he’s gloating. “In fact, I’m probably the reason you two are together!” Fukunaga and Shibayama have to drag him off because he won’t stop talking but they’re also very proud of their captain for taking initiative and dating someone. These two will really look up to just about anything Kuroo does but you’re so beautiful and they think it’s just a match made from heaven. Oh the power you and Kuroo Tetsuro exude as a couple…

It’s tragic that no one told Lev shut up about it because he spread his knowledge of your relationship with Kuroo to Hinata the next day.

You got to the gym blissfully unaware of why the third years were shooting you dirty looks. You joked, “listen, I know you’re jealous of my stunning looks but can you make it a little less obvious? Wrinkles won’t look good on you.”

They’re not phased by your words when they’d usually have a snarky retort prepared. And just as you’re about to ask what’s wrong, Hinata and Nishinoya spearhead you straight onto the freshly waxed floor.

“You’re commiserating with the enemy!” You cannot take them serious when they can barely pronounce ‘commiserating’.

You look to Suga who laughs nervously, “yes, I told them to say that but the emotion is genuine.”

Tsukki and Yamaguchi are watching from the other side of the court. Yamaguchi isn’t particularly concerned, he’s just happy if you’re happy and you’d been glowing lately.

Tsukki doesn’t care, he’s known for a while since Kuroo let it slip through text one day and he can’t help but tease you about it every time he crosses paths with you around school. “Can’t believe you fell for that wannabe geezer’s charm.”

Tanaka is surprisingly calm about it, his attitude is just, “I knew it would happen sometime. Though I think you made a mistake in the guy you chose. Tora is way more manly than Kuroo.”

Kageyama has no idea what’s going on and Hinata and Nishinoya are trying to make him aware of the situation but he doesn’t see what’s so serious about it.

The third years are the most hurt. Their precious (y/n) has fallen victim to Nekoma’s spell and it’s not even just your average joe, this is the captain and greatest rival team for Karasuno.

Daichi and Suga sit you down for an interrogation, Suga much more interested in how romantic Kuroo is with you (which you go into great detail and Suga is sitting there engrossed while Daichi wants to pull his hair out) and Daichi wants to warn you about how arrogant Tokyo guys can be. He’s obviously trying to get you to reevaluate Kuroo as a boyfriend so you can find all his flaws and run into the arms of some safe Karasuno boy.

But after the 3 hour lecture that Asahi was just staring daggers at you for while Suga and Daichi spoke delusions, it was all good.

You were able to finally bring up Kuroo in casual conversation, though the team never grew fond of it.

The opposite would be said at Nekoma though. They loved listening to Kuroo talk about you and the fun things you did on the weekend or what you talked about on the phone. The way he talked about you made you seem like a goddess and to him, that’s what you were.

[sortavibing]

what the haikyuu!! boys/girls favorite songs/bands are📼

hello! this is my first post so i hope im doing it right :P anyways enjoy!

karasuno💾

daichi: Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey. he’s such a typical dad holy shit so yeah he 100% listens to this i don’t know what else to say like- 🤠 yeah he probably sings it in his minivan (you cannot convince me that he doesn’t drive a minivan)

sugawara: WAP by Cardi B. yes we stan this bad bitch. he LOVES this song like he can do the dance and everything and he pulls it off like the baddie he is please someone animate this i NEED it anyways yeah he doesn’t really sing it but he 100% has done the dance in front of daichi.

asahi: Lullaby by Johannes Brahms. this baby hes such a slut for classical music and he always listens to it before a big game to calm his nerves. he pretends that he’s listening to something “tough” but everyone knows that he listens to classcial, they just pretend to not know.

nishinoya: Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. yeah, he hasn’t gotten out of the old town road phase and he unironically sings it and does a yeehaw dance. no one can stop him because everyone (except tanaka) is too embarrassed to be around him when he sings and dances, so he thinks it’s ok (honey, no), also, tanaka sometimes joins in and it’s painful to hear and see.

tanaka: GOOBA by 6xi9ine. he thinks it’s “badass” and tries to rap it whenever it comes on, and he fails horribly, but nishinoya always hypes him up saying that he did a good job, causing him to start singing again please save karasuno from hinata, nishinoya, and tanaka’s singing

ennoshita: Cough Syrup by Young The Giant. though it may not seem like it, but this man has got music TASTE like- yes. anyways yeah this song is a vibe and he really likes it. he once tried to introduce good music to tanaka and nishinoya, but they said it was “boring” and “sappy” and he never wanted to beat them up more than he did then.

kageyama: he listens to like play by play volleyball games or podcasts that talk about improving your skills because he’s a hoe for that volleyball shit try and prove me wrong i dare you

hinata: Red by Taylor Swift. he has terrible music taste and he literally just listens to what’s popular and like what his sister listens to. he likes to sing outloud and his voice is worse than oikawa- like karasuno cannot handle hinata singing at all it’s literal earrape.

tsukishima: Fancy by Twice. tsukki is a hardcore kpop stan, and he 100% listens to twice religiously, like that's the majority of his playlist, and he refuses to play his music out loud, and everyone thinks he listens to like rock or some shit like that. only yams knows that tsukki listens to it and he was sworn to secrecy.

yamaguchi: Sports by Beach Bunny. he likes to hum it quietly to himself because he really likes the beat and the lyrics. tsukishima has this song saved on his playlist just for yams and he plays it whenever they share headphones.

kiyoko: Body by Megan Thee Stallion. i dont know what to say, she is just a baddie who loves the confidence boost she gets from listening to this song as she should kiyoko is amazing she even learned the tiktok dance to this song and she performed it to yaichi yaichi.exe has stopped working but she won’t show it to anyone else anyways shes just a baddie and we stan.

yachi: Green by Cavetown. yeah she really likes the calming peaceful vibes this song has and she likes to sing it quietly when she is in a public place, like a bus or a subway to calm herself down and she also plays it when she studies.

aoba johsai 📼

oikawa: Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA because it just raidates that “i’m hotter than you” energy (just like he does our twink king). he prob sings it in the locker room while everyone is changing and his singing bursts everyones eardrums omg the whole team hates oikawa’s singing so much

matsukawa: Toad sings WAP he’s such a memer like- yeah so he and makki probably obsess over these toad sings video because 1. they are funny as hell like it’s some god tier comedy and 2. they say oikawa sounds like that when he sings it’s true tho

hanamaki: Toad sings Sweet Home Alabama. he and mattsun have a running debate about which one is better, and they ask the opinions of literally everyone they meet about it. so far more people have chose maki’s favorite song and he’s a little smug about it.

iwaizumi: Ride by twenty one pilots. this is probably like one of his secret pleasures. most people think he listens to like rap or something like that, but he really likes this song. he hopes that oikawa will never find out about this, because he will never hear the end of the teasing, so he just listens to this song while he is by himself, or just without the team.

yahaba: Walking On A Dream by Empire Of The Sun. idk this just feels right, like i really have no explanation why i think this works it just does🤠

kindaichi: Wake Me Up bye Avicii. this man is borderline bad taste, but we will let it slide for now, so yeah again, he just gives me the avicii stan vibes, he probably thought he would like rap more, but one day he heard avicii playing on the radio and he was hooked. he still pretends to like rap because he has a “reputation”

kunimi: Advice by Cavetown. this man gives absolutley zero fucks about everyone’s opinions you bet your ass he listens to this song. he 100% puts headphones in to listen to this while someone is talking to him because he just doesn’t want to have a conversation with them. everyone hates when he does that, but again, he doesn’t give a shit.

kyotani: We Will Rock You by Queen. yeah this is probably his pump up jam and he always listens to it before a game to get hyped up. if anyone dares to talk to him while he has headphones in, he will not hesitate to bite their head off i know this for a fact.

nekoma💾

kuroo: Yarichin Bitch Club OP. ever since kenma introduced him to anime OPs, he’s been obsessed, and he loves the yarichin op becuase 1. it’s dirty and he thinks that’s funny and 2. it actually slaps like why does it go so hard i’m in awe- anyways yeah he always sings it in the most public places just to get attention bc he’s a whore for the spotlight like that 😌. he also sings it with bokuto whenever they are together bc we stan the dumbass duo.

yaku: Arms Tonite by Mother Mother. yeah he is kinda obsessed with mother mother but this is hands down his favorite song. lev once heard yaku listening to this song and made fun of it, and let’s just say lev got the ass whopping of his life, yaku takes no prisoners- anyways yeah he just vibes with it and it’s great.

yamamoto: Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men. the whole nekoma team HATES his music taste, and they never let him play any music becasue- it’s just so bad i’m sorry this man has no taste like have you seen his hair? (the slander is real :))

kenma: Hikaru Nara (Your Lie in April OP) kenma loves to listen to anime ops while gaming bc they are highkey all bops and he says they help him concentrate. he tried to get kuroo to listen to the songs with him, and kuroo started to like listening to anime OPs, so they usually listen to them together.

fukunaga: he listens to like john mulaney comedy shows becuse he’s a little dork like that and (timeskip spoiler) he becomes a comedian later on so it just fits 🤠

inuoka: Roar by Katy Perry. again, it’s just the vibes that i get from him, i can’t explain it, he just seems like a big dork who would like this shit. so yeah, he probably sings this song really loudly when it comes on and the whole nekoma team just has to tolerate him when he does it.

lev: Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M. he probably started listening to this song as a joke because he’s Russian, and the songs about Russia, but he genuinely started enjoying it and whenever it comes on, he starts singing. his voice isn’t actually that bad but yaku still gets annoyed as hell when he does it and beats the shit out of him.

fukurodani 📼

bokuto: Mr. Brightside by The Killers. he gets really excited when this plays and always gets up to sing it really really loudly, and do a really energetic dance. akaashi calm your child please he’s not a good singer, but he’s not a terrible one either, so the team has just gotten used to it.

akaashi: This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory. eep akaashi the hopeless romantic we stan- anyways yeah he found this band in like his first year of high school and has been addicted ever since. he doesn’t really share his taste in music with others, but the one time he let bokuto listen to music with him, bokuto got way to excited and accidentally dropped akaashi’s phone and cracked it.

konoha: Spirits by The Strumbellas. idk i just feel like he would listen to this song. he would never play his music out loud though, because bokuto always takes the aux cord/ speaker before anyone gets the chance to.

shiratorizawa💾

ushijima: he doesn’t listen to music. like if tendou offers to play music with him, he’ll accept, but like he’s just confused why people like listening to music so much, so he will just listen with that face he always makes (😐) while tendo is jumping around, dancing, and going batshit crazy.

semi: All I Wanted by Paramore. he is flat out obsessed with this band and he learned how to play this song on his electric guitar and has went to a couple of their concerts. semi 100% makes fun of his teammates music taste as he should

tendou: Yoda CBT remix (i linked it if you want to listen), ok but seriously, i think money machine by 100 Gecs. tendo is so chaotic and i think his music taste reflects that. he cannot listen to music without dancing or singing, and he always plays his music on full volume (hearing? what’s that?) tendo never gets the aux cord, because the last time they gave it to him, the speakers almost broke.

goshiki: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. this little dork omg i really don’t have an explanation for this, it just fits and i take no criticism on this because y’all know it’s true.

shirabu: Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott. semi introduced him to this song and he pretened he didn’t like it but he’s secretly obsessed. i think he generally doesn’t like music but this song- this song is such a vibe that he has to like it. (anyways yeah go listen to this song its so good)

inarizaki 📼

kita: Animal by Neon Trees. he isn’t really open about listening to music, he only listens to his songs when he is alone and when he has earbuds in, and if someone walks up to him to talk, he takes his earphones out (we stan a respectful boy). so yeah, he isn’t a big fan of music, but he still likes to listen from time to time.

aran: You Know It by Colony House. he will never listen to music in front of anyone because whenever he hears this song, he has to sing, and he doesn’t like singing in front of people (the miya twins are annoying he can’t do anything in front of them🙄), but yeah, this songs really good we stan this man’s music taste.

atsumu: Girls in the Hood by Megan Thee Stallion. this man LOVES this song like- he is obsessed. if you ask him something, he will literally reply with “can’t talk right now, doing hot girl shit” and he just walks away and ur just like- what the fuck bro. anyways yeah he thinks he’s a bad bitch but he really is just a dork.

suna: 505 by The Arctic Monkeys. yeah, the basic choice would probably be “why’d you only call me when you’re high”, but i feel like he would like this song better because it starts off kinda vibey, and then it goes into this great guitar bit, and just- the v i b e s so yeah i think he really likes this shit.

osamu: cooking podcasts. like he literally doesn’t listen to music, just shit about cooking. atsumu makes fun of him for it and he is just like “bitch shut up and go do ur hot girl shit 😐” and just walks away and keeps on listening to his cooking shit. (we stan this petty bitch)

others💾

saeko: E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! by CORPSE and Savage Ga$p. this is self explanatory, she just is a bad bitch and this is what bad bitches listen to 😌 she def has played this song while getting it on with someone.

terushima: Bust It Open by Lil’ Wil. we all know terushima listens to these thirst trap songs and tries to do the tik tok dances that are associated with them. he probably posts videos to these songs on tik tok and they get a good amount of likes (cough cough he has a following of many thirsty girls).

sakusa: 24 hours of nothing yeah he doesn’t listen to music he just puts this on with headphones so people won’t bother him. he finds the silence relaxing and hates it when people interrupt him (cough cough atsumu)

btw: for some of the songs that aren’t on basic streaming services, i linked the youtube video for them.

anyways, i hope you enjoyed my first post [eep finishing this made me really happy]! have a nice day!

bye for now🌊

[mxtcha-tea]

haikyuu as my pinterest content

⊹genre; crack, slight fluff? ⊹warnings; cursing lmao

⊹flight details; I don't need to explain this one

Karasuno

Hinata: I do not have a fake social media personality. I am genuinely this fucking stupid in real life

Kageyama: why can't we end essays with "so yeah" instead of writing a conclusion??

Tsukishima: why would i face my problems when i can just listen to music instead

Yamaguchi: if you don't see me in 24 hours...I'm in my room pretending i'm at a ballroom with my enemy then suddenly became lovers

Yachi: "u okay?" nah, mf, I can't express my feelings without feeling embarrassed

Tanaka: i suffer from lip biting emoji syndrome

Noya: *gets a math problem right* BITCH I'M A BIG GANGSTA

Ennoshita: the sexual tension between me and smashing my head against the fucking wall

Daichi: I'm going insane, does anyone want anything

Suga: my therapist can't help me

Asahi: sick of being nervous all the time

Kiyoko: who will make spotify playlists with me tonight

Seijoh

Oikawa: I will be in 3 moods today, 1. crying, 2. acting like i'm the hottest person alive, 3. staring at the ceiling wondering where i went wrong

Iwaizumi: I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING

Matsukawa: what if we kissed on the communism bench

Hanamaki: Girl you are crying over a guy who literally has no swag. please seek help

Yahaba: do i have social anxiety or am i just an attention seeker

Watari: fuck being cheated on, you ever woke up

Kyoutani: shut the fuck up

Kindaichi: do ya'll also hug a blanket and pretend it's a person

Kunimi: maybe i have a personality. nvm, that don't even sound right

Nekoma

Kuroo: fast replies are so attractive like damn, I got your attention like that

Kai: the moon is proud of you, and so are the stars, and so is the sun. the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too

Yaku: show me where i asked *holds map*

Yamamoto: FUCKEJDJWJSJW I STUBBED MY TOE

Fukunaga: i don't feel like dealing with my mental problems so i'll just shit post online

Kenma: my brain be so happy and then boom, life and school

Lev: sometimes i think, but then i forget

Shibayama: mfs think i got options but the only options i got are the 10 voices in my head

Inuoka: when they compliment something you're insecure about <3

Teshiro: you may consume 3 beans but no more. they will know if you consume more

Fukurodani

Yukie: how do i stop unironically say bro, bruh, dude

Kaori: physically i am human, but mentally i am a frog guitar

Washio: "you're so quiet" THANKS, i've actually been talking this entire time, none of you have listened to anything i've said

Konoha: I have to keep reminding myself that not everybody thinks i'm funny. they're wrong for that tho

Bokuto: do you ever just russian doll? *multiplies*

Akaashi: life's fun until you have no motivation to do anything

Komi: normalize being stupid

Sarukui: I'm fine until i see a group of people my age

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima: *still uses pinky promise as a legitimate foundation of trust*

Tendou: what part of "you have two weeks to do this assignment" didn't I understand. i get on my nerves

Semi: do you ever kin a song

Yamagata: sick of people who walk slow in school hallways

Reon: people with clean handwriting are pretty, people with messy handwriting are pretty. no, i do not compare, everyone's valid

Shirabu: not now sweaty, mommy's cyberbullying

Kawanishi: hot pockets sandwich, 427 sandwiches, other hot pockets, hot pockets with more fucking hot pockets, 100% more hot pockets

Goshiki: shit, i got cyberbullied

Inarizaki

Kita: sick of people valuing grades over mental health

Aran: i got 99 problems and being able to focus could solve at least 73 of them

Akagi: that feeling when you, you're just a doormat

Oomimi: mfs be like "ass or tits", mf, some affection

Atsumu: Atsumu asks you on a date, do you accept? say yes

Osamu: if you want to kiss and dance in the rain with me, marry me

Suna: maybe i won't wake up tomorrow. yeah, i hope not

Ginjima: bitches be like "just be yourself" bitch, i don't know who i am