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How about Deadly Captives and/or When Legacies Rot? For the wip game
Thanks for the ask @banana-pancake5 ! The wip game in question.
šŖ± šŖ± šŖ± what is that? Oh itās the worms spilling out of the can you just opened hahaha (Iām so funny :)) this might get long so buckle up.
Deadly Captives is basically an au of my friendās story that she wrote when we were in junior high (so several years ago at this point). The story included characters (just her self insert and then inserts of all the people in our friend group hahaha) who got abducted by this mysterious spaceship and were trained to be a team of teen assassins bc why not. They eventually escape and then take down the organization who did this to them and have a found family situation (if everyone in that family was dating another member of the family hahaha) Long story short, this (and another story my other friend wrote) became my special interest for at least three years. The story only lasted three google docs tho bc eventually it had to end (technically it has yet to be finished but it was basically done and I doubt it will be finished completely). Deadly Captives is me taking that story, maybe swapping names so I donāt feel incorrect or something, and just making things I wanna happen, happen. I was the maker of all canon and I didnāt have to attack my friend with a literal list of questions regarding the most minor of details. At the moment itās just a Pinterest board and I assume it will stay that way bc itās pure self indulgence, but hereās a peek at the board (blood, violence, and captivity warning? Idk how these work so sorry if I did it wrong):
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So yeah fun stuff :)
When Legacies Rot is actually an original idea of mine that was started when I had to make a paper city for a school project. There had to be a theme so obviously I just created an entire civilization with worldbuilding and characters and such. It was an underground matriarchal society that was magic and was run on these crystal things. The story would follow the prince of this world as he learns to accept consequences or something? (I got stuck here and donāt know why that was his themeā¦) The main theme of the story was supposed to be about how mindless tradition without reason can be harmful. I think the main character ran away bc he used magic and men canāt use magic only women just because. So he ran away and met this group of people who didnāt do that type of traditional thing and then he had a friend and then they discovered the villains were trying to kill the queen his mother and idk what was going on with that. I also believe there was a theme about accepting peoplesā differences. I do have some sketches of main character and his friend tho so here hahaha
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#hahaha this was a ramble#thanks for the ask tho#revisiting these is fun#feel free to ask anything else#wip game#story wip#art wip#jadetheblueposts
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This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?
Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.
I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.
Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfectā
He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.
[27.12.24]
>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.
[13.01.25]
>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.
[24.01.25]
>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.
Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frameā
There. Your license plate.
Got you.
#he soooooooo has a damsel kink you cant convince me otherwise#also no-one ask me how i ended up down the rabbit hole of car trouble kink#anyway yeah he's gonna arrange a kind of 'meet cute' while youre filming to try and see if youll accept his help#or if youll stutter your way through an excuse about your filming#either way youll not be posting the video ā he'll have you in his car driving you home#this is nonsense but it's on my mind haha#price#bĆ”irseach rambles#bĆ”irseach writes#john price x reader#price x reader#john price/reader#cod imagine#cod mw2#cod x reader#cw sex work#cw stalking#certified flop post hahaha
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EA's leaves are kind of dull, and I personally think TNW's are too bright, so here's my spin on a leaf default + a new mod :-D
Leaf variety mod
There are 4 different leaf textures in the game files but only one is used. I talked with @shastakiss some years(?) ago and she mentioned an unfinished mod Neder started working on to make the leaf use different textures. Unfortunately, Neder couldn't get it to work. Shasta kindly sent me said mod and I handed it over to @lamare-sims last year who of course managed to fix it (thank you so much once again, you're a legend!!)
Note #1: worth mentioning, this mod will only affect leaves that spawn after you've installed the mod! the same goes for my mesh fix included in the default below. Note #2: if you already have this mod in you dl-folder, delete that file and use the one from this download if you're planning on using my default (otherwise my uv-map and texture edit will not work).
Defaults
Replaces all 4 leaf-textures with new, more colorful and less blocky textures. I also edited the "effect"-textures of single leaves (the ones falling from the trees). This default can be used without the mod mentioned above, but then only the "original" texture will be used - see second image.
The leaves that spawns under the tree (the one sims can't rake), it was impossible to make it look good with any of the four textures, so I re-mapped it and gave it it's own texture (256x256px). There's also an optional default for the rake included, I edited a tiny error in the mesh and gave it a texture makeover. I made a separate LOD90-default for the leafpile (meaning: the mesh in neighborhood view) and instead of replacing the textures I repo'd them, meaning that the LOD90 default works with any leaf texture default you might use (it will only be showing one texture in neighborhood view).
Texture sizes are all the same as EA's:
Leaves: 512x512px x4 (my default +1: 256x256px)
Rake: 128x256px
Leaf effects: 32x32px x3
Edited leaf-related cc
I edited Sophie-David's leaf pile pet bed (the mesh) and repo'd it to leafpile_txtr, meaning the mesh will now pick up my default (or any other default you might have for leafpile_txtr, and if none - EA's original texture). The mesh now needs seasons + pets, since it's repo'd. Their recolors are not included, so be sure to download them from the link above if you want them and replace their mesh with mine!
I also edited Shakeshaft's leaf cover mesh (warning T$R) , I repo'd it to one of the leaf textures and made recolors - also repo'd - to the rest of the textures. This mesh and recs now need seasons, this also means that the mesh and recolors* can be used without my default.
*with the exception of rc4, which is repo'd to my custom leaf texture, found in my leaf default.
Recommended mod
I recommend simler90's Gardening Rake Leaf Pile Mod or jfade's leaf pile fix (I have no idea what the difference between those two mods are, they edit the same thing so choose one of them).
Nothing in this download is dependent on each other* so feel free to pick and choose what you want :-) remember you can only have one default for the leaves, meaning that if you have any other default (1, 2, 3, 4) or Shakeshaft's/Sophie-David's original meshes, make sure you remove them before installing my files. Everything has been compressed to reduce file size, as usual. Do let me know if I messed up anywhere!
*with the exception of rc4, see above.
DOWNLOAD: SFS | MTS
Credits: Neder, @lamare-sims (many many thanks!!), @shastakiss, Sophie-David, Shakeshaft and lasty EA.
#ts2cc#sims 2 custom content#sims 2 default replacement#dl: default replacement#dl: object default#dl: mod#dl: object recolor#dl: mesh fixes#omg I ramble so much im so sorry#the funny thing is im really quiet irl and so afraid to be a bother#but on my download posts? i TALK#i just have to explain everything and in great detail#my brain just says i have to do it#it's hard to explain#everytime i make a post here on tumblr i always think back to that one anon - saying they miss my posts#that's literally my most treasured ask hahaha you anon are the reason i dare to post#i swear to god even in the tags i ramble
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Did Peri tell Timmy that he was planning to become a Fairy Godparent/that he was assigned a godkid? When we first see the fam reunite in the series, Cosmo and Wanda didn't seem to know.
Timmy had known Peri might pursue becoming a godparent, because Peri had consulted with him about career tracks!! And like. Being the only one invited to Peri's college graduation tends to give Timmy more insight than his parents. Special older brother privileges.
As for being assigned a Godkid, Timmy sorta... Stumbled into it. He found out long before Peri was told he had been given an assignment!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Peri's Assignment: [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop timmy#fop jorgen#asks#itty bitties fop au#YAY YIPPIE WE'RE REACHING THE LIL MINI PLOT FOR PERI AND DEV#this one is VERY short. like 4 parts total. i already have the asks for it#straight and to the point.#ALSO#timelines are a bit confusing bcs the posts are sporadic across the timelines#so i might need to make a post to clarify it a bit#but peri like. went to babys spellementary. then boarding school. and then college where you specialize in trade/jobs#cosmo and wanda have NOOO idea peri went to college#absolutely none#(in this world fairy college is free btw <33)#so peri only invited timmy to his graduation ceremony#ALSO SINCE IM ALREADY RAMBLING IN THE TAGS#jorgen's door has a SMALLER door meant for pixies!!!!#because he is humongous and they are so tiny.#and also timmy's ears wiggle and flap when hes excited#i like to imagine pixie ears as a bit like cow ears hahaha#bcs i love cow ears i think theyre very soft and they should flap#ears should be expressive me thinks
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being small and playing a big instrument is funny sometimes cuz when i go out i just look like a case with legs from the back
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#kyuu rambles#music stuff#that front view is a bit exaggerated .. im not THAT small lol#but the back viewā¦ the case is slightly wider than my width so u cannot see me at all hahaha#is this what its like to be a turtleā¦
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#sami rambles#im not scared at all hahaha why would you say that#no seriously why would you even think i was scared lol why#anyway. EDDIE MY BOYYYYY#911 spoilers#911 show#eddie diaz#thank u oliver š
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messy concept feeding off of my last post of a horror + mystery spinoff warriors series
#this is just a fun little doodle#im really bad at making landscapes#hahaha so this was sort of fun practice#warriors#warrior cats au#warrior cats#wc au#wc ocs#wc oc#it would be 6 books about ghost hunting!!!#and each book would focus on one clan (book 6 would be like a gran finale)#i was thinking about it#it would be seasons after the clans left the old territories#two kittypets against spirits!#maybe even like a starclan cat joins them for each book#like a specific starclan cat for their specific clan#the two kitty pets would be apprentice age#one is named cupcake and the other tuna teehee#ok im rambling a lot runs around
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ā³ļø[ "Nemo" - Dorm Uniform ] [SSR]ā³ļø
"Out of the way BOZOS!!! Your local friendly Nameless Jester has finally arrived!"
A loud entrance fitting for a loud fellow... Be still, for there is a strange individual.
The spaces of Diasomnia, although eerie, can be quite welcoming to its visitors. However, this doesn't come across easily due to its dark, uninviting atmosphere. Thus, it's necessary for the presence of comic relief to lighten it all up.
All it takes is one obnoxious fool.
[ -.+ VOICELINES - TBA!! +.- ]
#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#twst card#twst nemo#[š] nemo#diasomnia oc#my art heh#[rambling ughfg ->]#nobody talk to me this took wAYYY TOO LONG...#head in hands sobbing#groovy who?!?! hahaha i dont see it#too tired to make the voicelines... prolly adding that if i ever make her live2d model *explodes*#i give you a brick if you got the reference#OH YEAH THERES A ''HIDDEN'' MICKEY SOMEWHERE [WINK WINK]
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Thinking about how the narrative of The Magnus Archives can be traced in the pattern of Jonās scars, the way the apocalypse was triggered by the marks that had been carved into his skin, a legacy of violence and trauma.
Thinking about how Gerry was torn from death and kept as a tool long after his heart stopped beating.
Thinking about how Daisy tried to cut ties with the Hunt, only to experience withdrawal and starve half to death.
Thinking about how Melanie was forced to mutilate herself to escape the Eyeās ownership.
Thinking about TMA as a story about ancient and omnipresent concepts; embodiments of fears and uncertainties that both directly and indirectly enact violence against and exert ownership over (primarily queer) bodies.
Thinking about how, despite all of this, there are moments of joy. The characters laugh and talk and smile and fall in love. And if some die alone, even more die together.
Thinking about how, against all odds, against incomprehensible forces of violence and terror, against the end of the world, some of these characters do the unthinkable.
They survive.
#thereās more to this; this has been rattling around in my head for weeks#but for now this is the best way I can write it#just. so much horror in TMA is the loss of autonomy and control over your body#hahaha I wonder why Iām thinking about loss of bodily autonomy in 2025 hahaha oh stars ok I canāt#yes the TMA death rate is high#but there are survivors#there is hope at the end#and part of the tragedy lies in the fact that Jon could no longer see it#hmā¦#I need to do more TMA analyses itās eating my brain#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tma meta#madbard rambles
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just imagine the sheer chaos of this combo i bet akito's gonna be like "oh shit there's two of them now"
#this is gonna be so damn funny#i imagine the area convo starts with tsukasa and chiaki both going 'HAHAHA! ā'#chiaki morisawa#tsukasa tenma#akito shinonome#ensemble stars#enstars#ććććć¶ćć¹ćæć¼ćŗļ¼#ććć¹ćæ#project sekai colorful stage#project sekai#prosekai#prsk#pjsk#mo rambles into the void#chiatag
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moon 0, page 7
>air thick with dread.
PREVIOUS || NEXT FIRST
#boughmoon#boughlore#clangen#clan generator#warrior cats#warriors#warrior cats art#clangen comic#art#ill be honest. this page was a pain in the ass and i htink its easy to see how rushed it is haha#i learned a lot about perspective against my will =v=#next time i will use a grid.#and i was really. hyegh#i did a dumb thing where i warmed up by designing one of the other clan leaders and it turned into a design i didnt like at all so i was#feeling discouraged when i started working on this page#but this is all for learning so it did what it needed to do#including learning how to push through the feeling of really hating the particular page youre working on hahaha#and accepting that some of the things you do wont be your favorite#i do like the perspective! i just wish i'd filled the background a little bit more#but i can't bring myself to do it at this moment#still kinda struggling from the holidays as well so i'm sure thats contributing#anyway sorry for hte ramble. honestly i hope no one reads the tags hahahah
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hi cora!! if you have any thoughts to add to karasu taking a liking to you wearing loafers, i would be most glad to hear themā¦ š«£ otherwise please feel free to ignore this ask!! wishing you a pleasant day, friend! šš
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hi lovely!! i just think karasu fits with a bit of a good girl reader sooo well (he can fit w other types of ppl too but thatās for another post)
i do think he has a little bit of a corruption situation too but not in the same way as oliver at all also he genuinely feels bad about it
like youāre ordering a drink from a cafe and the barista says something that makes you giggle and heās like awh youāre so cute. and at the same time heās also like god i wanna have her over the counter. and then he catches himself thinking it and heās like what the fuck internally to himself LMAOO youāre just being you and his mind is spinning bc he wants to treat u right but also everything else
heād treat you so right tho like i imagine your first time w him is like. heās always checking your reactions the whole time. asking if youāre okay. making sure youāre not hurt and itās not too much like heās so considerate and careful because he wants this to be good for you i think bc of this it also takes a bit of getting to know each other before he starts to show how much of a freak he really is LMAO LIKE heās a little afraid to show you. like he's tryna hide so bad that he wants to make you come over and over again in succession with just his mouth. not just because it might be intense for you but also because you'll see how insane it gets him when you look at him and how badly he needs it like he does not think he'll be able to hide how he feels once it's happening.
takes a little coaxing. like a session thatās more intense than usual and heās apologizing and you have to tell him itās okay and that he can keep going. or bringing it up to him upright that u wanna try something. then you start getting into like real kink sex with him with overstimulation and denial and bondage. he is KING of aftercare though like always making sure youāre okay, if you need anything, preparing water and food and creams to ease any pain or abrasions and helping you in the shower/bath
yeah veryyyy considerate man with his good girl just tryna do right by you
#the kind of reader i imagine in this scenario is like. other weirdly specific things you might wear HAHA is like a long cardigan w pockets#or even a plaid skirt. maybe even a beret. HAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY WEIRDLY SPECIFIC THO like this is how i picture you/reader w karasu#in this particular situation ^^ but ofc all the blue lock charas love whatever you are wearing even if it's like a trash bag bc they're all#freaks like that. HELP this is just like scenario specific#idk if these are the kinds of thoughts u r looking for so feel free to pop back into my ask box if u r looking for smth diff!! /gen#THANK YOU NONNIE UR SO SWEET I HOPE YOU also have a fantastic day/night/week hehe <33#i love to ramble so dont even worry HELP#message in a bottle: ask#karasu#bllk#x reader#karasu x reader#karasu tabito x reader#fragments of memories: fun post
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I still can't get the unused concept art of Wish out of my head so I've been reading a lot of rewrites and looking at a lot of Wish redesigns...
So... I got inspired. I'm currently conceptualizing my own Wish "rewrite/redesigns", but with a twist. It's gonna be a spiritual "prequel", cuz idk I feel like being meta since we'll be using the original concepts before the final concepts/decisions made for the final movie XD
Many of my "prequel" characters will be stand-ins for the canon characters! So "Asha" will be renamed "Amala", "Magnifico" will be called "Mamoun", and so on. Think of Pokemon Legends: Arceus regarding the relations of these "OCs" with the canon characters.
Anyway, here are the designs I have so far! I only have the designs for Amala and the Star for now. Hopefully, I can get to draw the other characters soon, especially Mamoun and his wife.
The story will be called "Once Upon a Wish"
Here's an overview of what I have so far... Some details may change if I feel like my other choices serve the story better. (Also, small disclaimer, this is just a veryyy self-indulgent AU made by yours truly, so some details may not be accurate with the canon lore present in Wish)
The story takes place on the same island of Rosas, but from many years ago. If my research is right, canon Wish takes place in the 1200s, so maybe my "prequel" can take place in around the 900s-1000s. Rosas definitely wasn't called Rosas back then, but I'm still figuring out what to call it so I'm just gonna refer to it as "an island".
Amala is a shy, meek, but hardworking apprentice of the island's head sorcerer Mamoun (hence, her color palette looks similar to Mickey's outfit from The Sorcerer's Apprentice). Despite all her hard work in her magic studies, she doesn't really excel at using magic, making a lot of accidents during training. If there's anything she really excels at, it's the act of storytelling (She can draw/animate, sing, and write stories like fairy tales).
Amala also has a little sister Ayah, who I can imagine is the Lilo/Anna to Amala's Nani/Elsa. Ayah is spunky and cheerful, but she has an illness that makes her disabled. The sisters are orphans, but they live under an old family friend they affectionately call Grandpa Dabir. Dabir is a retired bard turned doctor who was part of a troupe with 6 other former bards, all of whom he and the sisters still interact.
That's all I can share for now. Feel free to ask me any questions about stuff about this AU!
#ryl rambles#rylxdraws#wish#disney wish#wish 2023#wish concept art#starboy#asha#wish redesign#wish rewrite#wish au#once upon a wish#idk if I ever do make a fic of this#ill probably try to make it in screenplay format#i just wanna try if i wanna go into the animation industry#if im motivated enough to write it of course HAHAHA
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apologies if youve had this asked before but i struggle sooooo fuckin hard to draw matts hair and you do it so well how do i do this arugh
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for reference this is how i draw his hair and its just not great
(IGNORE THAT ITS HOMESTUCK IM ON MY KNEES IGNORE IT PLEEEASE)
MATT HAIR TUTORIAL!!!
ok first off I'm taking liberties with his design, obv his hair in canon is not as curly as i draw it. but ive gotten a couple asks like this so here is How I Draw Matt's Hair!!
Step 1: Bald Matt.
its always good to have a base to work off of. i cant imagine drawing the hair first lol
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Step 2: Give him brain freeze
the general shape i like to use for matt's hair is like.. a cloud. or some ice cream. this is probably about what matt would look like if he didnt style his hair (ice cream drips nonwithstanding)
Step 3: tug
with the general shape language down, its time to shear it (in the mathematical, graphical, transformational sense). basically the hair goes up and forward, but still retains the fluff.
Step 4: misc
then its just the bonus bits! the puff on the back of his head, the semi-mullet, and the cute lil sideburns!
aaaand there you go! you look beautiful, matt.
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....if it wasnt obvious, i tend to do most of the posing and visualizing in my head and just get straight to the lines. but ive also spent a lot of time just figuring out what shapes combine to make everyone, both for body types and their heads. everyones just made of shapes. thats how 3d objects be. including hair!!
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also. you know i cant.
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#hahaha i ramble#sketch#ask#is it obvious i havent found a way to stylize lips yet#every time i draw any character with visible lips i get ick#idk why#hiding my homestuck shame at the bottom of this post#ew matt#yeah sure ill tag her#FR THO I LOVE UR HOMESTUCK AU....#i swear i remember drawing them as trolls in high school#but i have not found it.#....probably for the best
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getting to episode 8 of malevolent like. oh so hes slightly insane
#have a feeling that slightly is gonna evolve very quickly#tbh if i was blind and possessed by an eldritch horror i would also go ma#'hahaha- fuck you.' SKGNND#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#not equipped for rambling
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Imagine that there's this person whose whole thing is being without fear and the fandom decides he's afraid of a dude in a fursuit.
Fandom Logic (tm)
I think it comes down to primarily two reasons, one being because people think it's funny
They think it's funny that this character without fear can suddenly be afraid of this human Bat guy. If it was just a few people in the fandom doing this, it wouldn't be nearly as bad; people are after all allowed to do whatever they want, even if we don't like it. The problem lies in where the actual comic writers start adapting this as canon as it's a huge disservice to Hal's character
The second reason is just basically these people legitimately think Hal should be afraid of Bruce because he's ~The Batman~ (which, again, you're allowed to think that, just know that's not really in character for Hal....like at all)
The whole deal with Bruce is that, both in universe and in real life, he's designed to terrify low level criminals: thugs, crooks, any unsavory person who wanders the Gotham alleyways. That's the environment Bruce works the best in. Where he can easily slip into the shadows, where he can become the night and make himself out to be a monster he wants to be. The only people who should be afraid of Batman are the ordinary hoods and criminals that infest cities
But when you suddenly stick him in a brightly lit room like the Hall of Justice next to all these colorful superheroes, that's where his effectiveness pretty much stops. All his tactics and methods to scare people don't really work here. Suddenly, he's just some guy in a bat getup with a scowly mask on. And these are seasoned superheroes, they don't scare easily, especially the ones with powers like speedsters or Kryptonians. Bruce is out of his element. Everything he does to try to act scary should look comical and silly at best
And as for Hal, I think we can all agree that Hal has definitely seen some shit. He goes off into deep space, for months up to a year or so. Who knows what kind of unimaginable horrors he's had to deal with?? Going a bit into headcanon area, but I think that if Hal wasn't desensitized before, he definitely is now. He's not afraid of space Cthulhu and he is not gonna be afraid of a bat furry who furrows his eyebrows really hard. Hal isn't scared of anything--physical, that is. And I feel like Hal is definitely the kind of person who sees straight through Bruce's BS posturing, Bruce's whole act just doesn't work on Hal.
Unfortunately, just like a tornado, any character who comes close to a Bat gets dealt major damage and we're still picking up the pieces and trying to set things straight again OTL
#LOL sorry kinda got a little rambly there oops#But yeah to clarify--there isn't a person that Hal is scared of#āOh he would definitely be scared of Cass-ā Hahaha nope#āWhat about Damian-ā Guess again sweetcheeks#If there was one person I had to pick for Hal to be genuinely afraid of#It would probably be Martin aka the abusive version of him#And if you reeeeaallly wanted to stretch it#I guess you COULD say that maybe at a certain angle and tone of voice Bruce could remind him of his abusive dad#But I still wouldn't say he would be quaking in his boots or visibly frightened#It'd be a lot more subtle#Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts! XD#thanks for the ask~!#dc#dc comics#hal jordan#green lantern#I'm not tagging the Bats I don't wanna whack the hornet's nest lol
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