#hahaha my teachers going to kill me

[an-animagi]

me: ugh its time to do some work

also me: opens the genshin launcher

[vaguely-concerned]

another really interesting thing in our man bashir to me is that I think this is the point where garak finally mostly relinquishes his self-appointed role as bashir's teacher. he seems to have taken it upon himself early on, for inscrutable but probably partially horny, partially cultivating a promising (and lovely) contact reasons of his own, to imbue julian bashir with some spysmarts and basic bastard thinking literacy skills, in the hopes that he won't go get his bright beautiful excitable ass killed at the first opportunity. there's a lot of mentor/protege undertone there in the early years. (if you want to get into asit stuff, very much in the same vein as palandine and garak's relationship in the beginning.)

but in omb garak really only has one of his little lectures, and it's basically about The thing about being a spy (and a person) that has most shaped his life: That's something else you've yet to learn, Doctor. A real intelligence agent has no ego, no conscience, no remorse. Only a sense of professionalism. There is no joy, no magic, no real delight to this, no winning, no recognition, and most importantly no connection; the reward for work well done is only ever the work itself. You don’t kiss the girl, get the key — you simply get on with turning yourself into nothing as best you can. and julian, who had just been trying to momentarily imagine a world where secrets can be cool and glamorous and for good, meaningful reasons that empower him to help the world rather than shameful and isolating and alienating and like a damocles sword hanging over him and everything he cares about, shoots back with 'well, but what if not that, though? that's the whole point of this game! this is my story not yours, trust me to know it better than you do. (I have more things to teach you too, if you’d just listen. And once he gets shot a little bit, garak does listen.)'

(somewhere beneath all this is almost exactly the same debate they will have explicitly later on -- "Sentiment is the greatest weakness of all"/"If that's true, that's one lesson I never want to learn". Something something the freedom to imagine and play around with different worlds in your head, no matter how cringefail james bond LARP nonsense that world is as long as it brings you hope and joy and new perspectives, kill the part of you that cringes etc. Garak you're allowed to get out of the closet in your head now, Tain is gone, you can imagine different things than what has been and no one will turn it against you. Im… sad)

through most of this episode garak is observing, and when he's not simply bitching about everything from the sidelines (<3), he's tentatively trying to throw in comments to play along, to figure out how the flow goes like he's learning a different language, and he's BAD at it hahaha. he barged in there to put himself in a position to learn something about julian bashir's ~*hidden inner psyche*~, but UH-OH spiritual uno reverse card time he's having to face some shit about his own psyche and the immense barrenness it's been forced to operate under for so long.

The learning between them has of course always been two-way (that’s partially what the whole relationship is built on), but in giving up the more ‘formal’ role — mask — of teacher, garak is also opening up space for realer emotional intimacy, letting one layer of artificiality fall and allowing more realness to shine through. even so he doesn’t let go of control completely until he’s faced with irrefutable (horny) proof that julian’s sentiments and ideals are backed by real conviction — julian knows (possibly better than garak does) what is a game, and what is real, and where he draws the line between frivolous and deeply necessary is different from where garak would and by the end of the ep I think garak trusts julian more, enough to leave the story in julian’s hands without trying to steer or form him even indirectly/sneakily. And to top it all off, the way julian uses his last dramatic speech to signal that he did also listen to what garak told him… augh.  

the teacher role, along with the lies (ever his swiss army knife god bless), has helped garak keep a sort of fine-tuned control of the level of emotional intimacy possible between them, stay in control of what narratives are even on the table. and I think finally letting that fade more into the background transforms their relationship in ways that can pay off big time down the line, for all that it leaves things a bit strange and tentative in the meantime. by garak standards he’s being positively transparent in this episode. for the first time he talks about his time in the order without any coy prevarication, he states his hunger for knowing julian better right down to his ~*hidden inner psyche*~ almost pathetically openly (<3<3<3<3). And this is just my headcanon and definitely not what was meant at the time of airing, the unplanned nature of the augment reveal being what it is, but in context of the whole show as it became it feels a lot like garak offering some of his own authenticity to signal that julian could trust him with his. It feels like garak has figured out at least the rough outlines of what julian has uh got going on and tried to make this gambit, having… perhaps underestimated the extent of the defenses julian has internally/psychologically against Being Known, quite aside from the practical real world consequences of his secret getting out. Anyway. Lots in this episode. Many thoughts.

[quinnyundertow]

Your writing has made me absolutely fall head over heels in love with Yuta! You write him so well that I look at him in a completely different light now in the manga/anime. Also, I'm very excited for the Toji sequences upcoming in WICYG! xoxo

This made me so damn happy you have no idea! I adore him to know it made you love him more just- BE STILL MY HEART!

I’ve always wanted to write out my Yuta!head-canons and this made me go all in hahaha (Sorry bestie but I hope you enjoy them)

If you forced me to pick a fav from JJK it would 100000% be Yuta. He’s so complex and yet simple as a character. He experienced so much abuse/neglect (from parents, classmates, teachers, even Rika) as a young child due to seeing/having Rika in a non sorcerer environment. Gege said Yuta doesn’t have a close relationship with his parents but is close with a little sister. That’s so easy for me to imagine.

Yuta! Head-canon: His parents are both working full time when the tragedy with Rika happens. They feel so guilty but relieved that their son survived. As time goes on however Yuta won’t stop crying at night about this monster version of his dead best friend haunting him. At first they would pour everything into trying to get him medical help but as the years go by and psychiatrists say he’s seeking attention the care turns to frustration. Probably culminating in a, “Get over it! I don’t want to hear about her ever again!” Type of argument.

Yuta!Head-canon: His little sister would have been a safe person to him. Maybe five years younger than him so they really never talked about that girl Rika who “moved away” when they were little. Rika wouldn’t feel as threatened as she’s his sister and a younger child so I could see her allowing him to form a relationship with him. At least at first. Deep down Rika is kind but she’s still a curse jealousy would crop up or a normal sibling fight could have ended with Rika hurting his little sister only for Yuta to further isolate.

Yuta!head-canon: He is hyper aware of others emotions and if there are changes to someone’s regular personality. He remembers tiny details of everything because that’s how he had to survive growing up. He had to monitor Rika constantly for little changes that could indicate she may explode or cause issues. This aspect also causes him to empathize deeply even with those who may not deserve it. He doesn’t want Rika to kill his bullies because he’s seen the kid menacing him is getting bullied by upperclassmen and understands what that means. That said if they fuck with someone he cares about all that empathy goes out the window and he’s going to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Yuta!Head-canon: Yuta has a circle of people very close to him and once you’re in that circle he is a true ride or die. Ask him for anything and trust that shit is getting done no matter how sketchy it sounds. He is the true definition of unconditional love (We all saw how Rika got and he still deeply loved her. ) and would support and trust you totally once you have proved worthy of it by actions.

Yuta!Headcanon: He is quick to fall in love and quick to let them go. If you give him even the littlest bit of praise or extra attention he’s going to get a crush on you. He can’t help it. He’s always held everyone so far away from him so any sort of domestic or doting affection would make him melt. That said he has always had to create firm boundaries around himself and others to protect people so if you told him you’re not interested or not to text you he would abide by that completely.

Yuta!headcanon his personality is that of self sacrifice. He could never be a yandere. He understands and thinks that your life would be better without him in it. How could he try and force someone to be with him? He accidentally did that to Rika and it plagued his mind constantly and was willing to die to let her rest in peace.

I had so much fun writing these out and sorry I hijacked your post!!! I’m so happy you enjoy the story and Toji’s entry should be fun!!!! Thank you for the ask love!!!

[fantasy-relax]

Ineffable Plan

Bela Dimitrescu x g¡p reader

Part 5

You didn't know what hurt more your head or your stomach, a full day of work without even having breakfast was killing you and you oversaw directing more than carrying the bricks.

What the hell those maids have in their heads to blow up the wall?

And where the hell did they get the dynamite?

If you found them, you would shove a brick up their a-

*BAM*

A pat on the back send you to the ground

“Oh shit, sorry,” Relia helped you to stand up “what a day huh?”

“Ugh” You responded showing unmatched wisdom.

“Hahaha be glad that at least you're going to have a delicious dinner, Thea is…”

The words of the Master carpenter went in one ear and out the other, was it rude? Yes. Did you have the energy to care? No.

Maybe after eating.

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“Why did you decide to stay in the castle after your contract ended?”

You were supposed to be more subtle, but your brain didn't cooperate with you, in the kitchen there were only you, Relia and chef Dorothea, the others had already retired to their rooms.

“With your experience you could help the village with constructions and repairs, fences have been created to protect against the Lycans but they are easily destroyed, it really needs experienced labor I’m sure that even the most stubborn man would have to listen to you”

To your surprise Relia burst out laughing which offended you a little, it took her a few seconds to calm down and the offense you felt vanished when you noticed the melancholy in her eyes despite her smile.

“Everything comes back” seeing your continued confusion “Years ago I asked my predecessor and teacher, Daria, the same question when I found out that she was going to give up her body and blood voluntarily instead of living in the village”

What? voluntarily?

Dorothea, who was heating water on the stove, answered your questions.

“The meat I receive to serve the Ladies doesn’t only come from intruders who enter Dimitrescu’s territory or maids who break the rules too many times, if it were to be like that it would be too little to feed the whole family for the entire year.”

Now that you think about it, the deaths of the workers are few compared to the rumors, in the four months you’ve been here at most there have been 6 or 7, which is almost nothing compared to the dozens that are spoken of in the town. The maids disappear for two or three days before returning to work, paler and more obedient; and in the worst cases without a finger or two, but they come back.

“The blood mostly comes from the donor maids, they receive better food, better pay and some protection in exchange for their services.” The chef came over and poured three cups of tea, you thanked her. “When they die their body will be served or buried, they have the last word as a sign of respect for their work to House Dimitrescu” Dorothea put down the pot to sit next to Relia “Daria chose to live in the castle as a donor until the end of her days”

“And she decided to be buried, she designed her coffin, and I built it, was the most elegant one in her family’s plot even in death she wanted to make it clear how much she had triumphed over those fucking bastards” Relia replied with a proud smile.

“I guess she didn’t get along with her family” You said adding a sugar cube to your cup.

“They were the ones who manipulated her into coming to the castle in the first place” The carpenter said with hatred in her voice “and when the contract ended, she returned only to be attacked for not continuing to work to pay off the debts they had gotten themselves into after spending everything she sent them; when she returned, she no longer sent them a penny.” Relia took a sip of her tea. “At least that’s what she told me when I asked her the same question”

“And what was your reason for staying?” The tea didn’t help keep the sleep away.

“My parents are dead, and I was never close to the rest of my family. I don’t think they’ll accept me with open arms. Most likely they’ll force me to marry or throw me out on the street, master carpenter or not. Besides…” Relia took the chef’s hand to kiss her palm. “I’d miss my wife too much.”

Her what?!

Dorothea smiled fondly and kissed her wife’s cheek.

“I could say the same.”

You had really dissociated yourself from the conversation with Relia in the hallway.

With more information than you expected to obtain, you say goodbye to the couple to go rest.

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Greta congratulate you for your good work on the repairs and informed you that due to the incident your request would have to wait, which you accept without complaint. After all, the conversation with Relia and Dorothea revealed more details than you imagined.

Although life in the village was hard, it never crossed your mind that someone would choose to live in the castle or donate their blood willingly. The rumors were terrifying, coupled with the fact that the women who went to work at the castle rarely returned, and if they did, they were scarred or with fewer body parts. It was hard to believe that someone would choose to live with monsters instead of returning home.

Monsters. Were the Dimitrescu really monsters?

You had witnessed firsthand that they were capable of feeling and acting like any other human.

So, what made the Dimitrescu monsters?

Were they monsters because of their violence?

The most common punishment you've seen inflicted on your fellow girls is being whipped on the hands, ankles, or back after breaking something while cleaning or when something went missing in the rooms they cleaned. But that was done in the village too, parents disciplining troublesome children or thieves being punished.

You'd been lucky enough not to witness any deaths, but you hadn't been spared the cleanup that followed, blood and sometimes bits of flesh left on the floor and walls, which needed to be cleaned up quickly before it dried and soaked into the carpet and wallpaper.

Were they monsters for their indifference to suffering and death?

While in the village the Lycans were the number one killers, sometimes fights between the inhabitants reached a point where blood was spilled in such quantity that death from wounds was to be expected, drunks and gamblers were the most hated in the village if they found their death at the hands of the collectors or in a fight people turned their faces away, giving condolences out of obligation to the family and continued with their lives living with the murderer among them. There were men who had killed their wives or children after having beaten them savagely, some were hated but tolerated and others were welcomed with open arms; there were also cases of healthy men who died from a sudden illness (Poison) despite the care (Different poison) of their wives.

Cruelty and violence existed both in the village and in the castle.

Were they monsters because of their diet?

One of your neighbors couldn't drink milk without suffering from stomach pain for days, a child died from eating a nut that made his throat swell, the tailor couldn't eat chicken because it gave her rashes, there were several people who couldn't have a normal diet and had to adapt.

Is it the same for the Dimitrescu?

Was human flesh and blood the only thing they could consume?

Their body was not the same as a human's, it was to be expected that their diet won’t be the same.

Were they monsters because they were cannibals?

One of the elders had told you that decades ago the harvests were horrible and the winter atrocious, the food shortage was such that many had no other option than to eat the flesh of their neighbors to survive. Grandparents letting themselves die so that their children and grandchildren could eat, teenagers tearfully devouring the organs of their siblings who couldn't bear the cold, man eating man.

And this act was considered necessary.

Wasn't it necessary for them too?

Were they monsters because of their different anatomy?

That won’t make you a monster too?

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Two weeks had passed since the incident and thanks to it you had forged a friendship not only with Relia and her team, but also with Dorothea and her kitchen staff; it was great to have someone to talk to; while you were fond of Daniela you didn't forget that she was from a different world than yours there were things she couldn't understand not out of malice but out of simple ignorance.

Since her confession you haven't spoken to her due to the staff rotation that caused the "dismissal" of the maids involved in the explosion.

You still had no idea where they got the dynamite from.

Greta's voice calling you took you out of your thoughts.

"Greta, what do you ne-" The older girl grabbed you by the shoulders with a frantic look.

Deja vu.

"You know how to read, write and basic math, right?" You nodded with slight fear to which she sighed in relief. “Come with me.”

“I haven't finished cleaning yet.”

“I’ll send someone, this is more important, hurry up.”

You left your bucket and rag to follow her.

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You had seen Jenica a few times in the hallway, the woman always walked in a hurry with papers and folders in her hand. Like Greta, she was always busy and had a professional demeanor.

“January, quadrant E, row three, produced a quantity of…”

Compared to that image, the woman in front of you looked like she was one step away from jumping off the roof.

The desk, the coffee table, the chairs, the couch and even the bed were full of papers, folders and books; in the middle of everything was Jenica reading a book while frantically writing in a notebook.

You turned to look at Greta for answers that she was quick to give you.

“Someone broke into her office today to start a fire, thanks to Zina passing by at a good time the fire was quickly extinguished, the filing cabinet protected the documents however some of this year’s files were outside for review, some just need to be transcribed but most have to be recalculated and as you can see…” Greta pointed at the poor woman who acted more like a crazy old woman mumbling in the street than a scholar. “It’s a lot of work for Jenica, Lady Dimitrescu is in a meeting with the Lords and Lady Bela is reviewing the other documents to see if anything is missing”

First an explosion now a fire, what was going on?

“Do you think you can help her?” The head maid took one of the papers placed on the table to hand it to you, the letters were barely visible, but you could understand it.

“Yes, I worked as an accountant at my mother’s bakery and at the town bar, this is pretty similar.” Despite the bad reputation that alcohol and consequently the bar had, Darius was a smart and honorable man when his poor eyesight worsened her hired you to take care of the bar’s accounts and teach his son Leonard how to do it, who luckily for you was just like his father.

Upon hearing your answer Greta nodded before touching Jenica’s shoulder who let out a surprised squeal.

“Don’t do that, you’re going to give me a heart attack!”

“What will give me a heart attack is the aberrant amount of coffee you drink, I brought someone to help you.”

Jenica turned to look at you and to demonstrate your skill you read what the paper in your hand said. In a moment the woman stood up, removed a stack of books from the sofa and moved another from the table.

“Perfect!” She said as she pushed you towards the empty seat and then placed a notebook and pencil in your hands, she took a huge book from her desk and placed it in front of you “Take care of transcribing this, when you finish, pass it to me to redo the calculations for the report”

“Wouldn’t it be faster if I did it?” The maniacal smile she put on told you that you should have kept quiet.

Jenica took a stack of papers and put them on the floor next to you.

“Don’t worry if you make a mistake, we have plenty of paper”

Sometimes it’s better to be ignorant.

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Jenica had only given you ten minutes to go eat in the kitchen and to go to the bathroom.

Two hours had passed since the clock struck its twelfth bell and one since Jenica left to deliver the documents they had managed to finish to Lady Bela.

Without her permission to leave you had no choice but to wait for her to return, the room was still full of paper, there was still a lot to do, but your brain couldn't handle it anymore, no matter how many times you read the book the letters floated without meaning.

Concentrated and tired you didn't notice the door open until a familiar voice echoed in the room.

"What do we have here?"

The adrenaline woke you up enough to realize two things:

1. Lady Dimitrescu had returned from her meeting.

2. Jenica's room was off limits.

"It seems that a little mouse is snooping around where it shouldn't."

"Lady Dimitrescu I j-just-

The distinctive sound of her claws being unsheathed caused you to choke on your words, your tongue weighed like lead in your mouth and cold sweat ran down your palms.

A thought repeated itself to the rhythm of your accelerated heartbeat.

*I'm sorry mom, I love you*

[wontshutup]

"Not even if they were the last people on earth"

Megumi Fushiguro x Reader

HI! It has been a fairly long time since I've written something, anything, I was stuck in a years long writers block but I've finally decided to write a small Megumi x reader one shot.

Enemies to lovers kind of situation, very cliché hahaha.

Hope you enjoy

Warnings: none I guess, probably a swear word or two, I don't really know. Reference to violence, not very explicit.

Word count: 1356

English isn't my first language.

“Aaand here we go again” you said pouting mockingly towards your partner as he gave you an irritated look. 

“Shut up” he gave you a side eye while pressing an ice pack to his head.

“You know, you could’ve avoided that if you actually listened to me instead of going all with this treasure I summon at the slightest inconvenience” you then flinched in pain as a sharp pang in your rib cage made you fold. 

“Yeah right, because you had the situation all under control there” he rolled his eyes, gritting his teeth at the strong headache he had, unable to pin point if it was due to his injuries or due to your nagging. 

In the front seat your teacher, Gojo Satoru, listened amused at your arguing. He knew the two of you wouldn’t get along even if you were the last people on earth, aside from that you were his strongest and most experienced students, knowing your dynamics as classmates was very different from your dynamic when on missions, your usual banter turning into calculated and effective analysis and strategies with a high success rate, which is why he had been deep in thought all the ride back to Jujutsu Tech as to how was it that your mission had been more challenging than predicted, that was until one of you started to point out the flaws of the other throughout the mission.

“Now now, stop it you two! You need to save your energy to heal!” he said more mockingly than caringly. “Tell me, what happened?”

As much as you felt the need to prove your posture right about Megumi’s reckless actions you acquired a more serious posture and gave your outlook on the matter “turns out the intel was actually not precise, that curse was at least a grade 1 and the intel said it was barely a grade 3” you started

“There also wasn’t any sign of evolution in the course of the mission which means this had been it’s grade since the beginning, so either the intel was wrong..”Megumi continued

“ Or planted” finished Gojo, nailing exactly the point the two of you were getting to.

“Good thing you managed to get out of there alive” he continued, his tone being more serious 

“Barely” you added, earning a glare from Megumi as he knew you intended to put the blame on him.

“Yeah, barely” Gojo took your remark as a point to take on account “you listen to me, as far as we know by now, if the information was planted and sent from the higher ups that means you by now have a target on your back. Not really surprising considering you both have remarkable techniques and names, making you both notably dangerous, not to add, you’re under my tutoring and well, we know they’re not very fond of me either. Whoever did this knew how things would go and what they wanted” he adjusted the rearview mirror for you to be able to look eye to eye “you can’t tell anyone about this ok?, as long as we don’t have the identity of whoever did this, better to lay low and don’t let anyone know that we know, understood?” 

You and Megumi nodded, a deep silence settled between the three of you as you arrived at Jujutsu tech and the infirmary. 

Shoko tended to your wounds and walked out the place to talk to Gojo, knowing she would be a trustworthy person, as you tried to listen in what they were saying you could listen to Megumi groan in annoyance

“So nosy” he referred to you as he rolled his eyes, getting a similar reaction

“At least I care enough to not get killed in the future, not that you know anything about valuing your own life” you poked at how he always seemed so eager to give his all without caring for his sake when a mission got harder than expected.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about” His tone had raised now, anger clear in his voice “not that you know anything about sacrificing yourself for anyone in a mission, you selfish coward” he was harsh with his words, knowing you had struck a chord he attacked back.

You widen your eyes at his remark, stepping closer to him “sorry for wanting to get out alive! What good would my death bring to anyone anyway huh?” you were now gritting your teeth together “what good is a noble sacrifice if that is your last noble act?”

His eyes didn’t falter from you, you were right in your words, he knew you had won this argument, but now he wouldn’t dare to back off, towering more at your stance, inching his face near yours 

“Idiot” was the one thing he could mutter as he knew you had the upper hand, your expression turning smug at noticing this.

“What is it Fushiguro? No righteous argument to shoot back?” you raised your eyebrows at him, being able to see each of his reactions due to your proximity. 

Not ever had you been so close to each other, except when sparring sessions came around, also ending up having the upper hand over him most of the time. “And once again you’ve lost”

“You” he hissed as he clenched his fist, now getting closer, both of your breaths mixing with each other, making you slightly blush at the feeling, a tingling sensation. It seemed that you were noticing for the first time how beautiful his eyes were.

He too was feeling a certain anxious feeling rise within him, a feeling he had felt multiple times when he had you press on top of him while after defeating him in hand to hand combat. His eyes traveled to your face noticing how your cheeks were a soft pink hue. He still held his body tense but now more due to the proximity, his anger now forgotten. 

At noticing how the atmosphere had changed you pulled back, much to his dismay, both your faces heated up as you turned your back to him.

“We should leave you know” you didn’t look back at him, trying to calm down this weird feeling you had experienced. Out of anyone on campus Megumi Fushiguro was the last person you wanted to feel that way towards, the thought alone had made you squirm in distaste at times but now…you weren’t so sure.

“Y-yeah, I guess we should” Megumi was snapped from the daze he was, a lot of different thoughts had run through his mind. No, he refused to give in to acknowledging what just happened. He didn’t like you, he couldn’t like you. You and him had done nothing but jab at each other since the day you met, there was no way he would just forget about all that due to some closeness with you, then again, it wasn’t the first time he felt that but honestly he had just attributed it to “teenage rushes”.

“Happy to see you two managed not to kill each other while we were gone!” said Gojo in his usual cheery tone, his six eyes telling him what had really been going on but refused to put you in that embarrassing spot, on the other hand, he would talk about that to Megumi later, he couldn’t wait to see his annoyed reaction.

“Ha- ha real funny sensei” you said, still cooling down from what had happened.

Megumi rolled his eyes at them.

“Anyway, the both of you get some rest. Shoko and I will get on today’s little incident, we will keep you updated as soon as we can get some information” he kept going

“In the meantime rest and do as your teacher instructs you” completed Shoko, giving you both a sympathetic smile

“Understood” you said as Megumi just nodded and left for your rooms unaware of the way Shoko and Gojo shared a complicit smile.

“Yeah right, not even if they were the last people on earth, don’t make me laugh” Gojo scoffed earning a laugh from Shoko.

A situation neither you or Megumi found funny.

[gayuu-the-necromancer]

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Roger: "Oh, about that."

Harrison: "First of all, why didn't you say anything about knowing them?"

Roger: "Because you didn't ask me."

Harrison: *sighs*

Roger: "Besides, I don't have a very close relationship with them either."

Roger: "So, it's hard to say whether they can be trusted."

Harrison: ".....So, how did you know each other?"

Roger: "Just a doctor and patient relationship. Jude's got weak bronchial tubes to begin with."

Roger: "They used to come to my parents' house sometimes, when my dad was a town doctor, because they said my dad had good skills."

Roger: "When he was a patient of my father's, I knew him, but....."

Roger: "Then one night, he rolled in, saying he had been stabbed with a knife. Not to my dad, but to me."

Harrison: ".....Do you know why was he stabbed?"

Roger: "All he said was he got stabbed because of a grudge."

------FLASHBACK------

Jude: "I won't say anything more than that. Don't ask me anymore."

Roger: "Oh, really? Well, I can't believe you're asking me instead of my dad just because you didn't want to make it public."

Jude: "You wanted a training ground for your techniques, right?"

Jude: "You can practice on me without a medical license."

Jude: "In return, we won't tell anyone about how I got treated to keep the reputation of your father's hospital intact."

Roger: "Good for both of us, huh? Well, guess that's true too."

Ellis: ".....Will he be okay? Mr. Roger."

Roger: "Ah, don't worry. He's a valuable training ground, so I won't kill him."

Ellis: "Thank god. I can't have him dying now."

Roger: "What's that? Then when would you let him die?"

Ellis: "When he's at the happiest moment of his life...."

Roger: "Oh? Then there's a long way to go if you keep hurting yourself like this everyday."

Jude: "Hey you quack! Either stitch me up or pull out the needle. I'm gonna die anyway if you leave it like that!"

-----FLASHBACK ENDS-----

Harrison: "....So you treated him before you got a medical license."

Roger: "Hahaha. Isn't the statute of limitations now?"

Harrison: "Anything else? You know about them?"

Roger: "Hmmm? Well....Jude is an early bird and Ellis isn't a picky eater."

Harrison: "I don't wanna know about that."

Roger: "Jude doesn't go down easily and can drink at the same pace as me. But Ellis gets drunk easily."

Harrison: "No. Not that.....I don't want their unnecessary profile information in my head."

Roger: ".....Like I said, my story won't be much of a help to judge whether to trust them or not."

Roger: "There are things they're keeping from me too. I heard they're doing a research that costs a lot of money or something."

Roger: "Well, I don't know if you can trust them, but I at least am sure that they are people who won't do anything half-heartedly."

Roger: "Was that helpful?"

Harrison: ".....Well, sort of. At least the information I got from you wasn't false."

Roger: "Then I'm glad."

...........

Liam: "Found you."

Harrison: "Hm? .....Ah, how did you know I was here?"

Liam: "I heard from Will. Are you working?"

Harrison: "I wanted a distraction from the report. That's all."

Liam: "Oh. I wanted to report something. Is it not okay now?"

Harrison: "It's fine. I lost concentration anyways...when you called for me."

Harrison: "So, what is it?"

Liam: "Okay. First, Jude..."

Liam: "I heard that he enrolled in a public school through a doctor or....was it a scholar, I think?"

Liam: "Isn't that surprising? I bet it must have been hard for him to fit in with all those aristocratic kids....I'm curious how it was like for him?"

Liam: "Ellis on the other hand, he never went to school."

Liam: "His father used to be a teacher at the church, but they split up a long time ago."

Liam: "Ah...I also promised to go skating with Ellis by the lake next time."

Harrison: "Wow. How did you manage to get those two to talk about themselves....? I didn't see you at the castle last few days."

Liam: "I just went invisible and followed them, found out what they have been doing over for the past few days."

Liam: "All the way home?"

Harrison: "....You went that far?"

Liam: "I thought Harry would be happy. Well, half of it was simply my curiosity as a cat."

Liam: "If I didn't follow them and tried talking to them directly, I think they'd say, 'I can't trust you'."

Liam: "I feel like it's a bit inconclusive...."

Harrison: "That look on your face, you're up to something...."

Liam: "That's my evil buddy! You know me so well!"

Liam: "So, why don't you give them a try?"

[moon-mage]

heaves a heavy sigh because fucking crap I am in LOVE Okay so. This was not meant to even go this far but here I am. Absolutely far gone. My INITIAL plan was to try to come up with a big bad villain to write a TWST fanfic about because I love taking all my favorite characters...throwing them in hell...and then orchestrating the drama and chaos while going: "why would anyone do this to these poor innocent peoples?" and "hahaha this is SO fun their suffering fuels me!".

One of my all-time favorite movies growing up was Anastasia. The 1997 animated Don Bluth film. So, I was like "oh boy what if I did a twist on that version of Rasputin?" Which holds promise considering he is a powerful lich sorcerer coded in death, ghosts, limbo...all my favorite tropes that I cannot get enough of. But Rasputin aint shit without his sassy bat familiar, Bartok. Their dynamic is interesting considering Bartok spends the entire movie telling Rasputin to get a life and stop trying to kill Anastasia. So, I thought on twisted Bartok more and....it just...it hasn't stopped. It hasn't stopped.

Now we got Sashmir Magnifico. The twisted version of Bartok AND Anastasia. Originally, he was just going to be twisted Bartok, but I ended up adding in elements of Anastasia to him as well and I liked it.

Sashmir is a bat beastman and a lot of people assume he is an albino bat, but his lack of pigmentation is a side effect of his Unique Magic; "Together In Spirit". He doesn't go further into details about it other than 'the adults around him growing up were not knowledgeable of magic and forced him to use his magic for the benefit of others without thought of the consequences on him'. Only a few people know his UM and its capabilities, and he wants to keep it that way. The incantation for his UM is: "I am the key...that unlocks your potential...I promise we shall stay...TOGETHER IN SPIRIT." Sashmir is a 2nd year student at Night Raven College in Ignihyde dorm. He is interested in biology and the combined use of magic and science for enhancing and healing the human(oid) body and mind. He also has a passion for music, having learned how to play most instruments to a passable degree and he taught himself how to write sheet music. He does so with popular songs and makes them available to the public while recording himself playing them online. He loves teaching...and tutors for free on Monday and Wednesdays at 12AM in the Ignihyde dorm lounge. He had hoped to one day become a music teacher but decides the more practical route would be to continue magical medical sciences. He doesn't like shoes and has lost his shoes when taking them off and leaving them places. One of the first time of magics he had learned was levitating as it felt natural for him to not be on the ground all the time. Personality wise, he is rather chill and easy going. He speaks in a Romanian accent and isn't afraid to clap back with the sass or defend himself if challenged. Sadly, Sashmir is under the thumb of a powerful and dangerous sorcerer...and the days are numbered until his master makes his grand appearance and destroys the "peace" of NRC. All according to plan and...all that evil jazz. I have a LOT MORE THINGS TO SAY but I will make a post specifically for his info dump I guess. I'm sorry I love this boy... Also you see the candy and coffin...if you know...you know.

[1970sgothfreak]

Echo : Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Tony : What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Sam: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Natasha: Guys.

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Steve: Hey Echo , wanna third wheel on my date with Tony tomorrow?

Echo : Sure.

Steve: Bucky ! Wanna third wheel on my date with Tony tomorrow?

Steve: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Echo &amp; Bucky : ...

Tony : Steve...

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*Trying to cheer Tony after a break up*

Peter: You broke up with them for a reason.

Tony : I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called?

Steve: Maybe because you told them not to.

Tony : What are you, the Memory Person?

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Steve: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Echo ?

Echo : Tony , easily.

Tony , laughing: What the fuck, man.

Echo : Well, Bucky would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Bucky, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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Bucky : Who would you swipe right for? Tony or Steve?

Echo : I would delete the app.

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Tony : Why are your tongues purple?

Bucky : We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Echo : I had a red one.

Tony : oh.

Tony :

Tony : OH.

Peter:

Peter: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Echo : ARE YOU-

Natasha: Fucking.

Echo : KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Natasha: Fucking.

Echo : IDIOT!

Tony : …What was that?

Natasha: Steve banned Echo from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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tony: Everyone synchronise your watches.

natasha: I don't know how to do that.

Steve: I don't wear a watch.

echo: Time is a construct.

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tony: Those darn tall old people.

Steve: Darn em' indeed.

natasha: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.

echo: * sharpening knife* Yes.Dead.

The Squad:

echo: Hahaha.

echo: ...Is this self- destructive behaviour?

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natasha: echo isn't answering their phone

Peter: I'll call

natasha: tony and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

echo: Hello?

[zephtheduck]

Stuff I've heard at school: Part 15

He didn't lose a braincell he lost the entire brain

So throughout the game he kept going 'you don't want my chunky dick?'

I do not care about your bowl movements

No one cares about your asshole

Strawberry twink

He would taste like strawberry mochi

It would look like someone exploded

P1: Those tasted like my gandmas house

P2: why are you eating your grandmas house

P1: "My grandpas not dead. The other one is, but this one isn't"

P2: "Give him time"

Teacher: yeah that's right! lower your head in shame! lower! lower!

Student, doing a walk of shame for overdue work: any lower than this and I'll be crawling!

Quebec French just, SOUNDS like they're cursing you out

This guy's hiding the fact that he, like, ties a kite to his phone

I was just going to say he has really child bearing hips

P1: "Debrah (a rifle gun) would be happy"

P2: "What's debrahs beef with me"

P1: "She doesn't like you because you've used her one too many times lol"

P2: "…is that a terrorist joke?"

P1: "yeah"

P2: "haha okay cool just checking hahaha"

Please lets refrain from calling teachers twinks

P1: "Guatamala"

P2: "That says Gujrat"

P1: "Guatamalaaa"

P2: "I guess I'm guatamalan now? lol"

P1: "Yeah you're guava"

P1, to P3: Yeah, well, I'm not Indian P2, distracted by his phone: You mean Indigenous P1, gesturing to P3, who is Indian: No I mean Indian P2, not looking up: Yeah, the proper term is Indigenous P1, aggressively gesturing to P3, who is waving awkwardly: No, I mean INDIAN P2, finally looking up: OHH! I thought you were talking about Indigenous 'Indian'! My bad, my bad.

what the hap just fuckened

P1: "Drank perfumes?"

P2: "What?"

P1: "All I heard was you went to bath and body works to drink perfume"

Do you know how balls deep I need to be in a story to be effectively begging my screen to kill off a character?

That is the sauciest look I've ever seen someone give me

Because when they're going out to no-mans land that what they're thinking, 'I want a really nice tank, very visually pleasing tank, I don't want that Mark One'

"Yo, FUCK him I'd smash his mom"

+ "Yeah and after we're done I'm going to look him dead in the eye and say 'I fucked your mom'"

P1: "Thank you for violating my (oc) characters"

P2, in an uncomfortably eager voice: "I can violate them even more if you want"

"It's the cummie water from school" sips "oh yeah, that is cum"

"Where did you get these genes from"

*looks down at his jeans* "Old Navy?"

"and he goes 'My body is my resume!' and takes his shirt off, and I showed it to my manager because I had no idea what to say"

They literally pickled a baby! (in reference to Ares mythology)

You can either be gay or funny, choose one

I identify as out of this-world

The G in LGBT stands for God

OoOoh, I don't know what I did, but I am learning SO MUCH.

Dionysus is his tumor then!

This is my tumor, he's a drunken little shit who we decided to banish to earth for a while

Blowjobs, for anyone who isn't a sex worker, should be called blowhobbies

What do you call two Jewish stoner in a car? A gas chamber

It's not because you're a rabbit, it's bc you're black!

I inhaled a piece of cheese and it won't get UNINHAILED *coughing*

Who needs their liver anyway

We're the testicles

Why did you give me that look? You look like a child seeing their father for the first time after getting the milk

UM NO. I think that's YOU little miss toe-socks

Even your writing looks dyslexic

Lycan we're both failing math, I don't need this right now.

Reverse racism, but not like, in a racist way

Wow, you even SOUND dyslexic

[anachilles]

Oh you’re totally safe regarding the accuracy of the American school system, I’m not a teacher in America so I’m completely clueless about it. But kids truly are the same everywhere, I work with my best friend, same department and everything, me raging lesbian, him bisexual happily engaged to the male biology teacher!

Do these kids want us to get married and repopulate the earth? Oh yes they do! Has another faction clock us and are totally trying to convince the others that they are wrong and they should actually be looking somewhere else? Also yes!

In regards to shenanigans involving school trips I have so many … but on that 4 day trip we went with every single 12 grader, it was their farewell trip, so it was an all hand on deck type of deal but because they are almost adults they had some freedom and so did we … let me just say we lost a bus driver, we broke two bunk beds, the math teachers got locked in a bathroom, money was lost during uno and the principal got send an audio message saying “the kids are fine but we don’t think the insurance will cover this”…

Teacher life is insane so if you think you are going overboard you are probably not

Hahaha awwww, this is so cool/interesting!

"I work with my best friend, same department and everything, me raging lesbian, him bisexual happily engaged to the male biology teacher! Do these kids want us to get married and repopulate the earth? Oh yes they do! Has another faction clock us and are totally trying to convince the others that they are wrong and they should actually be looking somewhere else? Also yes!"

^ this part killed me, that's totally the vibe I'm going for with the teacher!AU, lol!

Are Mr Cleven and Coach Egan shacking up? Is Coach Egan even gay, because half the school are convinced there's absolutely no way? How does the previous, admittedly more minor, rumour from a little bit ago about Mr Cleven and Ms Spencer factor into it all?

It's nice to know schools actually can be that 'incestuous' when it comes to teachers dating each other. But honestly, when you think about it, it's really not that hard to believe! It being such an intense/full-on but also sort of insular environment? With the whole 'school community' sort of thing? Like I can see it taking up a lot of peoples' lives way more so than any normal 9-5 job, so it's no wonder when you're looking to date you naturally end up looking at your options within that community. Someone who Gets It.

And omg that story!!!!!!!!

Well you've definitely given me some inspiration for a future chapter lol.

[honeymochibubbletea]

Helloooo dearies~♪ long time no see, huh? I’m back~!

I came here to explain (as promised in my previous post) better my bingo!

1° “phantasmo is going to kidnap Daisy and Squirt a lot, a whole LOT”:

Well, i guess this one is self explanatory, right? Hahaha! i just like to imagine Phantasmo doing your average villainous shenanigans.

2° “☆~T-oby and Squirt are secretly besties or are going to become secret besties~☆”:

I just think it would be cute and adorable these two being friends 🥹, that’s it.

I think they deserve each other, as friends, of course.

3° “there is going to have a woman who will hit on Carter… and Daisy will get MAD”:

I imagine Daisy being a very, VERY jealous person. (Especially of her man hahaha) Although i believe she tries her best to control her jealousy.

+ bonus points if said “woman” who hits on Carter is actually Phantasmo, lol

+ bonus points if Phantasmo didn’t had the intention to hit on Carter at first but then decided to do it just to piss Daisy off, lol 2x

+ bonus points if Daisy beats the shit out of Phantasmo

4° “There is going to have an EP where Phantasmo will be able to shrink Charlie… but he will also accidentally get shrunk in the process too”:

I dunno, i just really think shrinking Episodes are neat, i mean: imagine the shenanigans these two can get themselves into while being shrunken!

+ bonus points if these two bond, even if just a little bit, while being shrunken

5° “Phantasmo will somehow end up as Cortney’s science teacher”:

This one i would imagine (if it ever happens, of course) happening after Phantasmo have tried to kidnap Cortney (and having his ass beaten by Charlie, cough, cough). And, this would be another one of the his ideas: become Cortney’s teacher! And why you ask? So he would have a “slight” chance to discover Charlie’s weaknesses by trying to become “friends” with Cortney.

6° “Phantasmo will probably kidnap Barron’s niece (Cortney) and hold her hostage to get more information on how to defeat Charlie at some point in the story”:

This one was the first idea of the mad scientist. If this happens, i will scream and kick my feet in the air happily! :D (poor Cortney though)

7° “Phantasmo and Charlie will switch bodies and Phantasmo will 100% take advantage of the situation to cause chaos”:

I also guess this one is self explanatory, right? lol + Bonus points if Phantasmo steals various coffee sacks as “Charlie” and drinks it all, since, you know, as a ghost he can’t do that soooo… (give my poor guy a taste of happiness, he deserves it)

8° “Charlie is going to get very sick or will have her leg broken (thanks to Phantasmo, probably) and will need to recover… and of course, Phantasmo is either going to take advantage of that to try and defeat her or he will cause mayhem across Telltown while Charlie isn’t around”:

There’s nothing much to say here other than… this:

+ bonus points if Phantasmo eventually tries to take care of her… with ill intent, of course: like for example, try to poison her or amputate her leg. Hahaha! I even have an idea of the dialogue:

Charlie: Phantasmo, if you’re going to try to kill me then get out of my house.

Phantasmo: pfft, nonsense! I would NEVER try to do anything like that in your current state~ Charlie: Hmpf, as IF i would believe in you…

Phantasmo: Alright, now stay still~ *Phanta proceeds to pull out a chainsaw while laughing sadistically*

Charlie: CARTER! *Proceeds to roll out of the bed and crawl underneath it*

9° “Phantasmo will catch a cold (somehow) and will annoy Charlie to make her take care of him”:

This one i like to imagine that it would happen after the 8° one: after all, it is only fair that they take care of each other… right…? WRONG, and here’s why: + bonus points if Phantasmo was actually pretending to be sick so he, you guessed it, can strike Charlie when she least expects it! Hahaha

Aaaaand that’s it! I will continue the rest of the bingo on my next post! ;3

[empressofthesunwriter]

Kill La Hero: 06

In the lottery of Quirk’s Michi got on really special and annoying one. A living, sarcastic ribbon named Ares, who puts her into superpowered revealing outfits. But this won't stop the girl from fulfilling her dream of being a hero! Just watch her!

(But not too closely please!)

MHA MEETS KILL LA KILL!

Chapter 6: Welcome to the U.A.!

A week later…

Izu-Chan: Did he write you?

No, unfortunately not. And you asked me that before dinner.

Izu-Chan: Sorry, Michi-Kun, I'm just so tense.

I know Izuku, I’m sorry too.  I'm annoyed with All Might that he hasn't called us back yet. What is he doing all this time?!

Izu-Chan: Well, he's still a professional hero.

Sure, but he used to make time for us, what's up now?

Izu-Chan: Maybe he's thinking about how he can gently tell me that I can't get to the U.A. and that it was a mistake to trust me with his Quirk.

Izuku, we've already gone through that, he won't do that!

Izu-Chan: I didn't score a single point!

You helped that nice girl, this alone has to count for something. And All Might like you, Izuku, he won't let you down.

Izu-Chan: Remember me when you go to U.A. and become the next All Might.

***

Furiously Michi was tipping an answer on her phone to lift Izuku's spirits when her mother called her.

“Michela!”, she shouted from behind her bedroom door. “The letter from the U.A. has arrived!”

WHAT?!

Fast Michi tipped Izuku how her letter had arrived, so his must come also before she opened the door to find her parents and grandparents.

Her whole family was nervous, you could clearly see it.

Mother shook as she handed Michi her letter.

They all hoped she and Ares made it.

Playing her nerves down, she thanked her mother and told all she would open it first alone.

With that, she closed the door and sat down on her bed.

“Well, this is it.”, mumbles Ares from his standard place on her head.

“Let rip the bandaid off, ne, Ares?”

“Let’s do it, whirlwind.”

So  Michi opens the letter. 

A small device comes out, and a hologram appears.

It’s All Might!

“I am here as a projection!”, greets the Number one hero them. “Young Massaro and of course Ares I’m sorry I didn’t reach out sooner to you or young Midoriya. You must know I’m starting as a teacher for the U.A. and had a lot of paperwork to do.”

Michi and Ares just blinked.

Did this mean All Might would become their teacher?

How cool!

“But this is not important what is important is if you, young Massaro, have passed the Entrance Exam. Now the writing test you passed without a problem. Now we come to the battle exam.”

All Might turns on a TV beside him.

A ranking is showing.

As she reads it a happy shout and tears spring into Michi's eyes.

“Young Massaro, we don’t only give villains points but also rescue points. You have shown a formidable performance in both areas and it’s my great honor to congratulate you on the First Place! Massaro Michela 70 Villian Points and 55 Rescue Points!”

Another happy shout leaves Michi's lips and even Ares is celebrating hard.

“We did it, we did it. We are even before Bakugo!”, they shout and Michi dances around her room.

Hahaha, in your face, bastard!

“Come, Young Massaro.”, called All Might from the projection. “This is your hero academia!”

Smiling bright like a child on Christmas Eve Michi salutes the hologram.

She can’t wait to tell her family and Izuku!

***

In April…

Humming happily a little song Michi waited on their intersection for Izuku.

Now they wouldn’t go to Aldera but to U.A.!

It was incredible.

A real dream come trough!

“Michi-Kun, good morning!”, called Izuku for her.

The boy smiled brightly at her, only in the next moment to turn red as a pepperoni.

Michi looked so beautiful in the U.A. school uniform and the black with one red strip on the side stockings.

They made her legs look incredible.

The girl smiled at her best friend/crush, he looked so cute in his uniform and embraced him.

“Morning Izu-Chan! Can you believe it, we are going to the U.A.! Finally!”

A squeak like a yes came from Izuku which made Ares laugh.

“What’s up with your necktie?”, mussed Michi after she stopped hugging Izuku. Smiling she fixed it for him, which turned Izuku even more red. “There, now you are handsome as a prince.”

Ares nearly fell from Michi's head as Izuku imitated a teapot.

God, the boy was so red and the sounds he made.

The ribbon couldn’t anymore!

Michi ignored her laughing ribbon and took Izuku's hand.

Together they walked to the U.A., even if Izuku was still rattling like a teapot.

After taking the tram, they reached their school and searched for classroom 1A.

This was the first time they would be even in the same class.

It made the two happy. 

No more waiting for the lunch break to be together, they could even sit beside each other.

Just awesome!

“Man, this thing is huge.”, pointed Izuku at the door of their classroom. “Are there giants here?”

“Well, who knows what Quirks our classmates have, it could be.”, said Michi, ready to open the door.

Only she stopped as Izuku made a little whine sound.

“Izu-Chan, all good?”

“I’m just worried a bit…what if Kacchan and the boy with the glasses from the exam are in our class?”, he admitted shy.

He knew he could tell Michi his deepest fears, she never would laugh at him.

Surprisingly before Michi could say something, Ares spoke first: “Boy, even if they are there, you aren’t alone anymore. Michi and I are with you. We are a team, did you forget?”

“And we protect each other.”, added Michi.

Then she gave Izuku a big hug. 

He hugged her tightly back, fighting with his tears.

“You can do it Izuku!”, whispered Michi in his ear. “We believe in you. I believe in you, my hero.”

“T-Thanks, Michi.”

“Now let’s get inside!”, proclaimed the girl, raising a hand in the air.

Ares raised one of his flaps and Izuku copied Michi.

“Let’s go!”

So she took with one hand Izuku's hand, and he squeezed it as she opened the door.

Only to be met by a loud shouting match between, oh how wonderful, Bakugo and glasses from her Shit List.

Michi made a face, Ares deadpanned and Izuku hid behind his best friend's back.

Bakugo and glasses squabbled over Bakugo having his feet on the table.

At least they learned the name of the glasses, Iida Tenya from the Soumei Private Academy.

“An elite.”, grumbled Ares.

“No wonder he has a stick up his ass.”, grumbled Michi back.

Izuku just looked shyly around from behind Michi's back.

Which was a stupid move since Iida zeroed in on him. 

And the rest of the class looked at them too.

The glass-wearing girl got ready to protect her Izuku.

But it wasn’t necessary because Iida just introduced himself: “My name is Iida Tenya from the –”

“Yeah, I-I know!”, interrupted him Izuku stuttering. “Uhh… I’m Midoriya Izuku and this is Massaro Michela and Ares. It’s super nice to meet you…”

“Massaro Michela ?”, repeated Iida and all the class stared now at her. She just raised an eyebrow. “You are the one who took the first place!”

“Ares and me.”, corrected Michi, as Ares waved: “We are a team.”

Their classmates started to murmur. 

They never saw a Quirk like that, while Iida made chopping hand moments.

“What an incredible and rare Quirk. I never saw a living and breathing ribbon.”

“And you won’t I’m the only one with one.”, deadpanned Michi.

Silence occurred and someone coughed.

Then Iida recovered, turning to Izuku: “Midoriya… You realized that there was something more to the practical exam, didn’t you? You must be very perceptive, and I completely misjudged you. I admit as a student, you’re far superior to me.”

Okay, this pleased Michi. She would take Iida Tenya from her Shit List.

Everyone who said sorry to Izuku and complimented him was all right.

“Hey, I recognize that messed up hair! Falling boy!”, called a female voice from behind them. “And the beautiful girl with the cool ribbon. Of course, you would be together.”

They turned around.

“Oh, it’s the cute girl with the gravity quirk. How are you, cutie!”, greeted Michi, while Izuku waved shyle.

Cutie giggled and blushed.

“I’m Uraraka Ochaco, I’m fine…erm?”

“Massaro Michela or just Michi. The ribbon is Ares and the boy behind me is Midoriya Izuku .”

“Yes, he is the one who saved me at the mock exam. Thank you, your punch was incredible.”

This made Izuku just stutter and turn red more, while the girls smiled at him.

Unknown to them Katsuki watched them and felt the familiar anger in him rise.

He remembers the day their old school principal congratulated him, Deku and Massaro for entering the U.A.

Katsuki can’t believe that he is standing here before the principal with Deku.

He had a feeling Massaro would enter the U.A., he recognised her strength, but that she even took first place from him.

Yeah, Katsuki was not thrilled.

The two idiots who had the hots for each other, yes even he could tell, smiled at the principal.

“I can’t believe we have not one but three students from our school heading off to U.A.!”, said the principal proud. “And to think you’re one of them, Midoriya. It’s a miracle.”

Deku just smiles brighter like the idiot he is, while Massaro pats his shoulder proudly.

No, this was not right. Katsuki knew Deku had to use a trick to get into the hero school.

However, which one?

Massaro couldn’t have helped him, she was in her own battle zone, far away from him.

So how did Deku do it?

When the principal made them go, Katsuki turned to the pair.

“I want to talk to you.”, he simply said.

Massaro's red eyes burned him and her ribbon was flapping around.

“Whatever do you want to talk to us?”

“Not with you, Massaro. Deku, I want to talk to you.”

Before Deku could say something Massaro stood protetiv before him.

“Whatever you want to say to Izuku, you can say before me. I know you just want to beat him up if I’m not around.”

Well, she wasn’t wrong.

Annoyed Katsuki growled to Deku: “What did you do to pass the exam? You must’ve cheated somehow, right?”

Deku just stutters.

It pissed him off!

If Massaro wasn’t there he would slam him against the wall.

“I already know I had to share with Massaro to be the first students from this crappy school to get into U.A., but you, Deku, had to go and screw that all up! I warned you not to apply!”

The girl opened her mouth to surely defend her crush, but, unbelievably, Deku stepped before her and stared him down.

Him, Katsuki!

The nerve!

“Kacchan…Someone I look up to told me… that I can become a hero. That’s why I applied. That’s… why I’m going. Like it or not, you can’t stop me!”

Then Deku took Massaro by the hand and the two left him.

Well, Massaro ribbon made a raspberry in his direction, but this wasn’t important.

I’m gonna ruin that little bastard… right after I figure out how he got in.

Meanwhile, Michi and Ochaco talked with each other like they were old friends.

Izuku was a tiny bit jealous, okay.

He knew Michi liked girls also and Uraraka was way prettier than him.

It made him feel even more inferior than normal.

“What do you think we’re doing today besides orientation?”, wondered Uraraka. “I wonder what our teachers are like! I can’t wait to meet everybody!”

Before Michi could respond a male voice from the floor declared: “If you’re just here to make friends, then you can pack up your stuff now.”

Everybody looked at the man on the floor in the yellow sleeping bag.

“Is this a hobo?”, whispers Ares quietly to Michi.

Unsure she shrugged her shoulders.

“Welcome to U.A.’s hero course.”, said the possible hobo, unzipping his sleeping bag and sucking on an energy jelly pouch. “It took eight seconds before you all shut up. That’s not gonna work. Time is precious. Rational students would understand that. Hello, I’m Aizawa Shouta … your teacher.”

Every teen and one ribbon thought the same: That was their teacher?!

A wannabe hobo?!

Aizawa-Sensei pulls out a tracksuit from his sleeping bag.

Uh-Oh, what now?

“Right, let’s get to it. Put these on and head outside.”

Oh dear Mary, already?

Michi had to sign.

When they took her measure for her tracksuit and uniform she had informed that she needed to transform with Ares to use her Quirk.

It turned out Ares's eyes in the supersuit form were too big to put on the gym jacket.

So Michi got permission to only wear the pants since this was the only piece of clothing that fit over her Ares supersuit.

Amazing all would see her half-naked self already!

Stupid Ares and his stupid pervert supersuit.

Grumpy she followed the girls to the locker room, where they started to put on their tracksuits.

With a huff, Michi transformed which earned her confused looks.

Even more confused as she put only the pants on.

She explained the reason.

No one said anything, till a girl who looked like an alien said: “That’s rough, buddy.”

This made Michi smile.

“An Avatar reference, nice!”

“You are welcome, I’m Mina!”

“Michi!”

Well, at least she made some friends.

When the girls walked out to the sports field, what Michi thought of course happened.

Nearly all boys, especially a tiny one with round balls as hair, got nosebleeds.

Surprisingly, besides the little pervert who stared, the other boys looked away quickly and did as if it were nothing.

Huh.

Seems like nearly all the boys in her class were gentlemen.

Meeting a nice boy was rare.

She always thought Izuku was a special case.

Speaking of Izuku, without saying anything, he stood before her to cover her up.

He only reached under her chin, but it was the thought that contended.

“Thanks, baby boy!”, she purred in his ear and gave him a little cheek kiss.

Her best friend did his best teakettle and pepperoni imitation.

So sweet and innocent, Michi couldn’t wait to corrupt him.

One day soon hopeful.

Anyway, Aizawa-Sensei said they would do now a  Quirk assessment test.

Surprised all repeated it.

“But orientation… We’re gonna miss it.”, remind Uraraka.

“If you really wanna make the big leagues, you can’t waste time on pointless ceremonies.”, was Aizawa-Sensei's dry answer. “Here at U.A., we’re not tethered to traditions. That means that I get to run my class however I see fit.”

That sounded like trouble.

Their teacher continue: “You’ve been taking standardized tests most of your lives… but you never got to use your Quirks in physical exams before. The country’s still trying to pretend we’re all created equal by not letting those with the most power excel. It’s not rational. One day, the Ministry of Education will learn. Massaro, you managed to get the most points on the entrance exam.”

“Yes, sensei.”

“What was your farthest distance throw with a softball when you were in junior high?”

“Eh, 70 meters, roughly.”

“Right. Try doing it with your Quirk.”

A bit unsure Michi walked up to the circle, where you threw balls.

“Anything goes. Just stay in the circle.”, told Aizawa-Sensei. “Go on. You’re wasting our time.”

“Alright, alright.”, Michi huffed.

She took the ball into her gloved hand.

“Ares, ready for some action?”

“Let’s throw this ball into the sky!”

Grinning Michi put all her strength into throw. 

The ball, flow and flow and flow, till it was only a little twinkle in the sky before it came down again.

“All of you need to know your maximum capabilities. It’s the most rational way of figuring out your potential as a pro hero.”, said Aizawa-Sensei. 

He showed them Michi's result. 

999 meters!

Michi and Ares formally preen on their classmate's shocked and aww-ing sounds. 

Oh yeah, they were badass!

All get excited to use their Quirks and test them, however, Aizawa-Sensei reminds them that this is not a game and who failed all eight tests will be expelled!

Of course, protests are heard, however, their teacher doesn’t care, telling them life is unfair. 

So they should go beyond, Plus Ultra to prove they are worthy to be in this school.

Oh, Michi would, show him!

She was worthy!

But…

She stared at Izuku.

He can’t still regulate his Quirk…oh Izuku how are you going to pass? I wish I could help somehow!

***

The first test was a 50-meter dash, Michi managed to complete it in 5,01 seconds and Izuku in 7.02 seconds.

The record for this test took Iida Tenya with 3.04 seconds, which put Izuku in the era of the last places.

Then the second test was the grip strength test.

Michi deforms the device with her grip, for which the girls cheered on her and some of the boys got scared.

She made the record and Izuku again was more average with his 56.0kg.

The third test was the standing long jump and Michi managed to jump over the sand pit, like Bakugo and another blond guy with a navel laser Quirk, as poor Izuku landed in the sand.

The fourth test, repeated side steps, starts, again no problem for Michi, but Izuku, again average.

The little pervert Mineta Minoru, who kept on staring at her, made the record since he bounced between his hairballs fast as lighting.

Since she already did the ball throw Michi can now look on.

She applauds Uraraka who gets Infinity and makes the record.

No one could bet infinity, this was clear.

Then it’s Izuku's turn and Michi prays for him.

He needs at least one good result!

The girl feels formally how her best friend uses One For All, but strangely he only reaches 46 meters.

What?

As it turns out their teacher is no one than the famous Erasure Hero… Eraser Head, who stopped Izuku from using his Quirk.

He chest the young boy.

Does he want to break his bones again? Does he wait for someone to heal his body again?

When their teacher grapes Izuku with his scarf, only Ares hissing Don’t stop Michi from helping her love.

Aizawa-Sensei chest Izuku some more, comparing him to All Might and how reckless he is.

Then he gives him his Quirk back.

Now it was the moment of truth.

Would Izuku manage to at least use his Quirk without breaking all his bones like their teacher doesn’t want?

Michi can’t help herself and starts to pray quietly.

Izuku needs to manage this!

Her prayers are answered since Izuku somehow managed to channel One For All in one finger and can throw so the ball to 705.3 meters!

A quiet yes comes from her lips, while Izuku tells Aizawa-Sensei cool how he was still standing.

[fluffypotatey]

Pounding my fist on the floor, 1) you KNOW most of tumblr is going to be obsessed with Macky’s stage voice. He’d be an icon for it, YouTube commercials want him voice acting for them and video game trailers like Nevercake. 2) Hilarious how Macky was all LMAO you thought you were the other guy? And how we’re all ruffled over fandom reading wrong, and then Macky gets to experience ALL of that he didn’t intend with fanonizing The Fool. Sorry bud, welcome to fandom! Also bro really thought these Swk moments would prove something and were important enough to include- 3) the mortifying ordeal of Swk talking to you but also complimenting you then insulting you and offering to collab?? 4) oh my gosh not the voice actor theories Mackey is insane, like we been knew how extra he is for the bit but if fandom caught a whiff of that things can go wildly controversial conspiracy for him, stuff like how he’s treating the voice actors/paying/crediting them properly, linking to socials, etc (but if he ever exposes the voices as done by himself they would explode) 5) Wukong persona ship reminds me of the Onceler x himself ship thing tumblr had going on. 6) Macky hears of shipping discourse and wonders what the heck is up with package delivery. 7) Stop that question is so funny, I’m going “Aw lol” at them defending their favorite silly guy but real, going mad with power XD on his way to making the next Antigone (Greek play the terrifyingly large classics fandom on tumblr calls the blueprint for tragedy, we lost a war to them and it resulted in a crack ship because fandoms are that crazy) if fandom is that picky about the tragedy. 8) the memes about Macky and PLS I’m crying this is so funny I’m gonna sob that’s his comfort character!! His self insert blorbo you’re so right he is that author who WILL complain that the curtains were blue for a reason! Literature students hate him and teachers are vindicated! You gotta interpret it correctly hahaha, this kind of behavior would baffle anyone from a whole grown man (his ass does NOT have a degree in the performing arts) didn’t go to school at all, can’t even pay his taxes don’t even got his own house he lives in Swk’s walls. But rlly being protective about who can relate to your comfort character is like, mentally ill tween behavior he gonna be under so much scrutiny

Bestie they would be on him like fucking vultures (get it? because he’s dea—)

he doesn’t get why the fandom is misinterpreting his work. like why are they focusing on some star and cloud when the real themes are centered on the sun and moon like that is his motif, how are they able to be so wrong—

ngl i dont think i would react any differently if i was in Macky’s shoes and my ex/enemy/the guy you wanna kill is gushing about your artwork while giving you a compliment sandwich and WHY IS HE ASKING TO COLLAB WHAT IS HAPPENING????

new video essay just dropped: ISPP’s creator is problematic actually and benefits off of employee abuse (followed by another essay in Macky’s defense and the concept of privacy and how fandom culture has evolved into a space where the privacy and comfortability for actors and production crews is seen as a bad thing vector “deprives the fandom from X”)

yes, i too thought of the Onceler fandom and they also apply as a reference

Macky on his thought over shipping: “I know it evolved over the years and became such an efficient tool. more efficient than i ever dreamed, but i dont see how that relates to my stories???”

the power of the ISPP compels him….to what path? that’s up to him

there would be sO many memes that come after a VA Q&A like so many (“was anyone going to tell me…” and “yeah, yeah the [bombshell of the fandom] we all know that”)

Macky would struggle so, so, sO hard with ppl misinterpreting his work 😂 he is absolutely at that level where he’ll go at arms for his characters (specifically his self-inserts) and talk about how if you watched the films THIS way them MAYBE—

[bw2]

Tyler was like “I’m definitely going to get a part time job for a month to make some money before TFA starts” and I was jokingly like “work with me hahaha” since he’s worked at a daycare before and one of the pre-k teachers might’ve quit yesterday and another is moving near the end of the month and he was like “honestly I might consider it” and the mere thought of the love of my life working with my babies is enough to kill me slash pos

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23.5 Episode 9

Last week: sapphic teachers, Aylin and Luna being adorable and confessing in morse code, kisses!

I dunno man. Eight hours a day could mean that we work two of them. I feel like I could handle that.

I say this every episode, but Sun and Ongsa really are cute.

Latte is still best dog.

I would snatch up the chance to do an exchange program if I were Ongsa. I did not have the opportunity as a teen but man, that would have been so great.

Oh Aylin. I love her. Those awkward smiles i'm dying.

Ongsa absolutely can't ride a bike.

I am so glad that Sun decided to start with a bicycle instead of a scooter.

Okay I know they gotta do their advertising thing so I'm not gonna say a word about the makeup ad. I'm not.

Okay one thing: I do think it's cute that Aylin wants to look cute for Luna. Not that she need the makeup for that, but you know.

Hahaha Sun I love you. I love that she's like "well my girlfriend moves faster than you two, I'm so lucky."

...is that not how it went?

Aw poor Alpha. I bet she feels so out of the loop.

I do love how concerned they all are for her. This show is so damn cute and lovely.

I'm sorry but can they just keep putting Ciize in those sleeveless shirts? Please? For me?

Aw that advice was good.

Okay this looks like an intervention though.

Dammit, Alpha! What did your teachers just tell you? Although to be fair I get her feeling cornered.

Oh my gosh this girl is so cute. Is she making octupi out of the sausages? ADORABLE.

Aw this family stuff is so great.

LOL okay this is hilarious. I think it's great Ongsa isn't going to have more time than one day to prepare. Girl is gonna stress herself into a heart attack if she gets any more time.

Ton is killing me with the second hand embarrassment my god. I am beginning to think that he only wants what he can't have. Or that he deliberately pursues girls that he knows aren't gonna ever take him seriously. I read a theory that he might be ace (or aro, or both) and my goodness I'd love that but I'm trying not to get my hopes up because I still feel like TonCharoen is gonna happen.

Welp that went well. I don't think Ton was being malicious because he's just not that type, but also Aylin just isn't comfortable. I don't think that Luna is in the wrong to want her to open up to her friends a little, but poor Aylin must feel so pushed.

Although a part of me does wonder if part of Aylin's thing is that she does want friends, but she's so used to being treated like shit for just being herself that she's ultimately decided not trying at all is better.

Oh hey this is very sensual for this show. Good for them!

I'm sorry I just got all caught up in my Aylin feelings again. She's hands down my favorite, I feel for her so much.

Next week: MORE NIDA AND BAMBAM. Bambam please get hit with a clue by four before this show is over I am begging you.

[purplesurveys]

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What is your favorite breakfast food? Fried rice with eggs and hotdogs, or tapsilog :) Such comfort breakfast food. I like Eggs Benedict and Monte Cristo too, but let's be real I never have either for breakfast and only get them at restaurants when I feel like having breakfast food on a non-breakfast hour.

Who do you (romantically) love? Nobody.

Have you ever considered yourself dirty? In a few aspects, sometimes. Like how I have a bad habit of putting trash in my handbag, and end up having a pile of papers and wrappers after a few days.

What do you do to relax? Playing with the dogs eases my worries more than anything, but I also like turning to YouTube.

Do you enjoy kissing? Sure, but I haven't done that in a couple of years. That's okay with me though, I'm not a very sexual person in general.

What about making out? ^ Eh, just about the same.

Where are you most ticklish? My tummy and waist. I don't like even getting hit in that area, no matter how lightly, cause I'll end up squirming hahaha.

Have you ever been to an arena concert? Yes, most of the concerts I've attended have been in arenas. The only exceptions were One Direction (which was held in outdoor concert grounds) and Se So Neon (happened in a large indoor tent).

Where was the last place you kissed someone? It may have been outside my house, right by my car. Memory's hazy.

Do you know anyone who is expecting? I know someone who was due in like a couple of weeks when I first met her, so she has likely given birth by now. As for currently expecting, I don't think so.

What does your third text message say in your inbox? Just my bank telling me there was a recent transaction on my card.

Do you use speed dial? I never used that.

If so who is number 5?

Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.

Where do you want to get married? I've always wanted a hotel wedding just so everything - or at least most things - can be set for us lol. They have the ambiance, they've got catering, the sound system, some hotels already have their roster of hosts...considering how all over the place I can get, that much would be a big help.

Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? If I ever get married, of course.

If you could visit one person right now, who would it be? No one, I like being alone right now.

Do you like school? The social part of it was really great; some of the best years of my life. I liked learning too but only to an extent, as there were some subjects I found to be a waste of time + some teachers didn't have the best attitude.

What is your all time favorite subject that you have ever taken in school? History. < Mine too :)

Do you have a current teacher who you wish taught all of your classes? Not current, but I wish my high school music teacher had been my teacher for everything.

What has been your favorite part of this calendar year so far? Being able to save as much as I have.

Are you going on vacation any time soon? No plans currently. My parents are planning this huge party for my grandparents in June so that will 100% kill off any vacation plans; Reena just came back from a trip to Thailand so I'm sure she'd want to save for the next few months; Angela's super busy with boards review. In any case I plan on going to Seoul next year for when BTS are back, so it'll be smart for me to not book anything for now.

Do you catch yourself staring at inappropriate times? Sometimes.

How many times have you been fall-down drunk? Less than 10 times.

Has a friend ever really hurt you and you never told them? Sure.

Where would your most romantic getaway spot be? Somewhere remote in either Palawan or Baguio.

Have you ever stayed on a ride at a theme park to ride it again? I'm sure I did this during the school fairs. I was in the rides committee so I had a few perks lol.

Have you ever used your sexuality to get you something you wanted? I'm sure I have, but only with a partner.

What do you count as too spoiled? Anyone who overreacts/makes a fuss over the smallest things. It can be very telling of how they've always had everything handed to them that they're incapable of handling the most minor of inconveniences.

When you don’t feel good, where do you want to be? Just my room, or the café we have in the village. It's never crowded and is fairly hidden, so it's a nice quaint little place to escape to.

Have you ever set an alarm on your phone to remind you to do something? Sure.

Where do you want to raise your children? The city. The stimulation and sensations would be good for them, I feel.

What is your favorite Crayola scented crayon? Idk I was never around them much.

What is your favorite childhood TV show? Hi-5!

Do you ever look at yourself and not believe it’s you? Eh, sometimes. I try not to get existential like that often.

What’s your favorite hideaway place? That café I mentioned. Not a lot of people in my circle know about it or would travel to get there + the signal in that area just so happens to be weak, so it's literally a place you can 'escape' to.

Do you have a secret you have kept from your family? Sure.

Have you ever slow danced to a song you didn’t know? I'm sure I have.

Where do you study? I don't anymore.

Do you study at all? Nope.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I wanted to be a journalist, but I've since gone a little west of that – I'm currently a PR practitioner.

Has someone ever dedicated a song to you? I don't think so?

How many people have you kissed this month? None.

Do you like do have your hair pulled? Sure.

Are you close with your parents? We're on much better terms now but I still prefer to keep some kind of wall up.

How much do you wish/ hope for something before you give up? I can be very passionate and will fight for things/people, but if I feel like I'm not getting the same energy back I slowly let go.

Have you ever hung out with a complete stranger? Sure!

Do you work any holidays? No.