#haha soccer

[fadedstarsfms]

Luckily Maia was close enough to her beat up truck she got for a good price, read: practically free. So she was just throwing loose groceries in the back of her pick up truck to deal with later. It wasn't worth it for her to go back and get a new bag and frankly she just assumed this was going to be a regular occurrence if she was to just go back and get another bag.

Maia was still on the ground when the woman in front of her found the runaway soup can. "I mean I guess it is all about how hard you want to kick it. If the soup can survived the initial fall I'm sure a kick or two isn't going to break it open." She smirked and looked up at the other before standing up and taking the can from her. "Thank you though. I guess this just goes to show I was right to hate shopping and hold it off as long as possible."

the thing that phoebe dreaded the most was grocery shopping. that’s why she always insisted someone else do it for her, but of course she was low on food and desperate. she only needed a few things, so in theory it should have been a quick trip in and out of the store. but of course, it seemed like there were a million people in the store and half of the registers weren’t operating properly. that would be her luck. phoebe didn’t know why she didn’t just get carry out, or even have food delivered to her house. that would have been much more preferable. but there was no turning back once she entered those automatic doors.

but after thirty minutes too long in the store, phoebe made it out with her two bags of groceries. in her own cloth bags because she’s not a monster, advantage law firm cares a lot about the environment. at least when it benefits them. she was almost in her car when a rogue soup can hit against the side of her foot and she grabbed it, extending her hand out for the other to take it. “i don’t think playing soccer with your dinner tonight is very wise.”

[doghowto]

No one can stop the four-legged Messi! ⚽ Follow me for more funny dogs!

[stinkrat-aleks]

Happy birthday to the soccer au twins, they'd be 31 today if soccer au lined up with real life, they grow up so fast,,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIETRO AND WANDA,

This guy’s always crying and getting sentimental in his late age

[pernillecfcw]

The moment bjorn realises she still has her warm up top on 🤣😭

[machveil]

GirlDad!Simon Riley that lets his daughter sign up for whatever she wants. ballet, choir, band? “Course, angel, wan’ me to practice with you?”, he’s brushing her hair while she babbles about how her little friends want her to join with them. football, hockey, track? “We’ll show ‘em what Riley’s can do, sound good?”, he’s hyping her up, getting her little knee pads in place

GirlDad!Simon Riley that’s not afraid of anything, not for his little girl. there’s a spider in her room? “Go to your mum, baby. Daddy’ll get it.”, he’s already grabbing a shoe and a tissue. there’s a monster in her closet? “Really now? Is it scarier than daddy? S’what I thought, angel, let’s get ‘em.”, he’s got her on his shoulders - their combined height is very intimidating if you ignore the little giggles

GirlDad!Simon Riley that will be the prettiest princess for his daughter's tea parties. is he happy to be sitting crisscross applesauce, holding a plastic teacup with lukewarm water? for his daughter, he absolutely is. he’s less ecstatic about the plastic tiara digging into his scalp, but he’s been to war and this is significantly better, “‘Nother cuppa for your old man, princess?”

GirlDad!Simon Riley that is a riot on the playground. his daughter is tugging at his jeans, dragging him around to all the little play equipment. he’ll watch her go down the slide, and strong man that he is, he’ll pick her up and set her at the top again. he’ll push her on the swings, cracking a smile and obeying when she cries out ‘higher!’ - nearly has a heart attack when she lets go of the chains and falls back first to the ground, “Bloody hell— ssh, ssh, it’s okay— you’re okay, angel. S’just a scrape— don’t tell your mum—“

[sunkissedlouis]

LOUIS IS PART OF THE LINEUP FOR SOCCER AID 2025!!!!!

[evercelle]

i love you, partner! bachisagi charm for next shop drop :)c 

[blank-house]

oh winter sports! any favorite? or how did Percy come to like them? is it because of family or did he just practice a lot when he was a kid? i guess he doesn't have the opportunity to practice very often now TT i didn't picture him as the type to be into any sports at all lol

Haha Percy’s pretty sporty tbh just not as much as Elio— like there’s a reason why in the first version of the Spring Demo he and Elio would double team to kick you and your friends’ asses lmaoooo

But in terms of winter sports— he’s into snowboarding! It’s mostly because when he was really young his dad would take him out to the slopes every Winter. It’s admittedly one of the many things Percy missed once he moved to the states.

Speaking of Percy and sports— I also had it jotted down somewhere that he’s into soccer! It grew on him after he moved but I think he navigates himself well on the field. Shows off too— *grumbles* that fucker and his cool trick shots

[scampthecorgi]

Scamp is having one more round of biscuits with the boss in honor of Ted Lasso!

[stinkrat-aleks]

i’ve been wondering about the soccer au 🤔 did Charles ever feel jealous of Magda for being a more active parent than he was?

i know Erik was also pondering that question in the latest chapter 😭

honestly Magda should’ve just taken all of cherik’s children and raised them herself so cherik could figure out their shit before reflecting their problems onto the children 😔 sighh

Yes absolutely!! Charles in Lorna’s chapter is upset Magda goes to all the kids’ IEP meetings while he’s out of town; I think in Pietro’s chapter he has a bit where he feels Erik saves all his good moods for Magda iirc?

Charles, to an extent, knows he’s not doing as much as Magda is, and that’s why he’s mad. At both himself and for Magda setting the bar so high

Magda has a limited idea how unhinged these two actually are together bc otherwise im sure she’d be like “ok ur done im taking custody now” LOL. Like I doubt they fight-fight in front of Magda. I think Erik complains the most about the marriage to Emma, not Magda, which skews her perspective even more

[pernillecfcw]

Poor Aggie 😂😂

[mtreebeardiles]

A pair of mages

Not pictured: a certain Crow who is starting to question why he agrees to go with the mages on a mage outing

[alt-wannabe]

[humble-humbler]

BEAUTIFUL ......... referees ......... for the .......... BEAUTIFUL .......... game?!!

If only the male ........... referees ......... were ........ as ......... BEAUTIFUL ..............?!!

"Dream ON" ............. I hear you say!!!

[fortune-maiden]

Thank you Bridon Ep 4 for answering a question I had just thought of at the start of the episode

If CXS dives into the body of an English speaker, would he be able to speak/understand English himself?