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they both wore layers in summer i mean cmon
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#part 3 of how many times can i get away with drawing dipper without the hat#i swear its not bc i cant draw hats#haha jk im lying#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#trans!dipper#to me#art#bumbleboyart#artists on tumblr#gif#animated gif#pride 2023#lmao idk dudes this is just silly lil art
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some doodles
#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor 😭its in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt#exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep#adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms 😋 (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria#fom balor#sona#im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland#fom adeline#fom elsie#fom farmer#my art#guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of#we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal#have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret#like oughh hes hitting so many marks#i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur#i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice#sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even#gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best
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nctzens are so unserious istg
WHO PUT DOYOUNG
for context this is for like a subscriber special thing for my yt channel lol (subscribe.) but like IM SERIOUSWDSLDYE LAUGHING PLS
#same username as my tumblr pls im throwing bread crumbs on the floor begging u#jk i dont beg#i only make other people beg for me#actually i do beg#thats a lie i love lying haha ultimate liar like a true nctzen#i think i need to sleep#16 hours of sleep wasnt enough for me#📢: london yaps
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guys i found this thing lying on my pc what if you send me characters haha jk unless.......
(list of fandoms if you're lost on who you can ask me about: rain world, wuthering heights, homestuck, warrior cats, splatoon, hello charlotte, ib, omori, my little pony, pjm if you're insane, cooking companions, genshin impact, a secret option some know im into, another one (haha only my friends can actually unlock them)...im probably forgetting something)
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yeah im not sad anymore. im mad again 😐 ohhhhhh just the thought of jk putting gabrielle first before oc……im livid!!!!!!! i am so angry that he did not even fight for oc, that he just gave up right away and didn’t want to save what was left. i don’t fucking care if he made a promise to some ex… he disappointed me in the last chapter i didn’t think he’d do it again. oc truly doesn’t deserve this. im holding onto the hope that jungkook has some plan up his sleeve, that he’s not giving up but atp idek anymore. that letter didn’t even make me feel a thing. it’s like he’s just giving up, and putting the blame on her. “you told me not to call you that anymore…” “but as you said there is no us anymore…” ohhh he’s such a coward and a lying prick and he does not deserve oc one bit. his reason for keeping a secret from her better be a damn good reason but atp i don’t think there will be one good enough. i hope oc doesn’t chase after him. i hope jk grovels and grovels some more. he better fix this!!!!! ugh god im so mad at him. seeing how he reacted to this whole situation just tells me he never truly loved oc in the first place. he’s really unredeemable in my eyes.
Honestly yeah I get it. I was really anxious about posting this series, especially the angst, bc I felt like I wrote it bad. I guess you still have a few chapters left to read to judge but yeah if you find Jungkook to be unredeemable atm, I’m telling you it won’t change. So you don’t have to read the rest if you don’t want to be disappointed!!🥲
But yeah I’m realizing with asks like this one that I should have made JK fight more for her, especially in this chapter. I just thought his character is so deep in self hatred that he’d believe OC is better off without him and wouldn’t fight.. but hey maybe I was wrong!😅 my bad haha I hope you still managed to enjoy reading the fic to a certain extent tho
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Big fan of drunk you, for the record. The typing style is exquisite.
god. i love you now
i lovex you befoe but now extra. thank you
#normally i try to keep it levgi al#levhobal#legible#bit i have realized i DO NOT care. its too much effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#instead i cohld have fun#i do this qeird thing where i assume any time i show symptoms of anything effecting me im like#Not Really. not really. Actualky experiencig the Thing. an im just performing the action on purpise to Get Sympathy#but it turns out if you have a tummy ache and so you hold your tummy#or are dunk and make typis#you arent being manipulative or lying!!!!! youre just doing the thing your body is doing#and thats ok. so. drunk typos!!!!!!#you arent manipulative for makig them!!!!!!#whoaaaaaaaaaaaaasassaa its new info. but only to me. im the only one suprized by this.#unlesss....... im manipulating eveyone right now. oh noooooooo#(haha. jk. i know i am not bring manipulative. my silly brain just worries abt it!!!!!!!!!!)#anyway im sorry to ramble. youre the best person
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ladies i have strep throat and a 38 degree fever but i gotta work at the bakery tomorrow n theyre really counting on everyone cause its new years eve ...... whos with me on showing up lookin a mess and hoping u get sent home cause ur too anxious to call ur boss now as she might not believe u 😳
#i did work yesterday n i talked to her abt only having slept five hours n feeling rly shitty so ive planted the seed .........#everytime im sick or generally hurting im like everyone thinks ur lying .... maybe u are . jk haha ... unless#*
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not me genuinely considering moving bcs i feel like my friends here don’t like me all that much lmfao
#im being dumb and mentally ill dont listen to me#haha jk unless#having many thoughts about the fact that the most recent person to compliment me was my THERAPIST and that neither my friends nor family#really compliment me much ahahaha#this definitely doesn't affect my self worth :))))) (they were lying)#max.txt#delete later idk
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tokrev characters when you did the “i told you to look good today” prank to them
lol this trend is quite old but its been on my mind lately but yall can request sum goods to me😁👍
tw: heavy swear words and grammar errors
characters: draken, mikey, mitsuya, baji, chifuyu, hakkai, takemichi.
gn reader
DRAKEN
the moment those words came out of your mouth he just stared at you
while you’re smiling idiot
he will literally just stare at you
“yea same to you” showing a annoying smile
he get the situation, HE KNOWS HE LOOK GOOD SO THIS AINT GNNA WORK
you guys just laugh it off, you didn’t even told him that it was just a prank because he already knew it but will still ask you in the middle of your date
“hey is my style in clothes really aint that good? were you serious? i mean its not that bad…..” he said while looking himself up through his phone camera
“nope, i thought you get the joke but oh well……ken, you look so good everytime yk even if u wear nothing u still can pull it off” you told him and smack his bald head playfully
“yea yeaa i would’ve gone feral if u went and bash my hair instead of my clothes so thats a relief” he respond with a smile
“ken why this hair-”
“aight im leaving”
“no hakahajwlwbsha”
took the joke very well
MIKEY
he spent hours looking for good clothes for this date, there’s clothes everywhere in his room and still “damn…..there’s nothing to wear”
AND WHEN U TOLD HIM THOSE WORDS???
he just pout, told you that he’s sorry, and he spent hours looking for something to wear to match your style and many more reasons
pls apologize to him
but when you told him that its a prank he just pout and said “not a good joke y/n i know you were lying because i really look good, i knew its was a prank”
just agree with him lol
will think of pranks that he could do to you for revenge, literally stressing about it while on the date with you
he wants to say the same thing to you but he can’t because you look beautiful today, just for him, and will smile just looking at you
while walking to the park he will even ask himself “does my style really match them?” “should i be the one to adjust and put my taste on clothes higher?” “i should ask mitsuya about fashion things” his mind is just filled with questions
“mikeyyyyyyy, you look good today i was just doing a silly prank im sorry if that made you feel bad, not gonna lie you’re drippy as fuck”
“i know i know im gonna prank you next time real hard” he said “if i catch you we’re gnna switch wardrobes” he said as he started to chase you around the park
in the end he came over to your place and explore your wardrobe and tried your clothes, he even stole some of your hoodies and shirts.
MITSUYA
overthinks
this mf thinks he looks good no matter what
duh he’s a designer
“well y/n i think you’re right, and i should style you sometimes dont you think?”
your hand went to your mouth so fast
he laughed at your reaction and hug you
“just kidding you look good, we look good i know that trend damn thats old” he said
you smack him playfully for that, his reaction is normal but because of that he wants to be more stylish
he can take a joke yk
after a lot of overthinking he suggests to shopping with you
even though he have some knowledge about designing and how to look good he thinks your taste in clothes is so good
will think that he’s right for you and you’re right for him
he’s your 4lyferss😩
BAJI
he will give you that “excuse me” face with a hand oh his chest because he’s offended as fuck.
“babe stop fooling people, and yourself we both know i look good”
“you dare to bash my drip hell no baby”
will brag his clothes for like 15 minutes just to prove what you’re saying is wrong
“this shirt i brought this online with a nice fabric its not cheap mf”
“my pants, you see this huh? see those sutffs on tiktoks where they style their own pants i did this shit its so cool”
“now now, baby see this shoes? oh dont even get me started but hey you look nice today hehe can i take you on our date now?”
he went from being defensive and screaming proving his shit right to his signature smile
by just that he already made your day, you really cant out keisuke baji
because he is baji, he will look good for you, and you look good for him, he will joke you around, tease you a lot, you will also do the same to him.
100% can take a fucking joke. and it will be like a competition to him.
CHIFUYU
confused baby
im sure you feel a lot of guilt rn
because baby panicked
will suggest to go back to his house and change his clothes if you want
pls apologize 😭
almost cried because he thinks he’s a bad boyfriend again lol
will spat a lot if reason like, he’s in hurry, he’s been overthinking this date since last night.
but boy he look good actually he has drip
“nononono baby, you look good i just saw the thing on tiktok so i thought it will be funny but damn im sorry i-” you didn’t even finish when he laughed
“ohhhhhh yeaaaa that trend fuck, how could i forget, nice one you got me there god dammit ill take revenge sometimes” he said laughing slightly
well he’s always on tiktok, have some few vid too, actually some went viral bc of takemichi being dumb
just like mitsuya too, will suggest to just go shopping with him and tell him what kind of clothes that you’re interested in
would love to buy your clothes for you but he’s just a broke middle schooler but he promised you that both of you will shopping someday
he took that prank seriously but when he knew that it was a joke its fine
life goes on for him
HAKKAI
oh my god please y/n why
you always complement his style because its true he has some style
after you told him that he will just scratch the back of his neck and said
“my other clothes are still wet haha…..i mean i dont look bad i mean……”
apologize, drop on your knees and do it.
nah jk
u gave in a small laugh and said sorry to him
he know about this trend actually but he never actually expect you to have the guts to do that to him
he knew about his shy personality and he knew that you know about this
he’s not offended just taken by surprise that you actually did that to him
“well anyways i dont care about me you look good today y/n”
you immediately regret saying those stuffs to him bc he’s sweet hot and respectful
but its a joke anyways he enjoyed the silly joke
he knew he look good lmao
yuzuha will be hearing this
she will prolly scold you for doing that
are you gnna repeat the silly prank again?
TAKEMICHI
💀💀💀💀💀
he will run
run back to his home attack his wardrobe and find a good clothes
ofc you feel bad so you followed him
you saw him looking for a new clothes to wear
you told him its a prank but he still didn’t want to go out looking like that
so you just decided to style him yourself
he thinks you’re right
he looks bad, his style is not it
but overall happy for pranking him and making him realize that he need to be as your same style
“takemichi, look i dont care…..whoever told you that you look bad i will kick their face, to me what ever you wear your fun personality and the reason that i fell inlove with you wont disappear” you put a hand on the top of his head and he just
cried.
“im sowwyyy- i- i cant look good- fuck ughhghuh- please dont leave me i-” he’s crying mess on your chest
“STOP CRYING DAMMIT YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD,”
you will never prank him again
no pls dont do it again
#tokyo revengers#draken#mikey#mitsuya#hakkai#chifuyu headcanons#takemichi#baji#tokyo revengers x reader#lol imma edit this when i feel like it#this trend is rotten but i cant stop thinking about it#baji’s reaction is funnier in my mind akowhdkan
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HELLO I FINALLY GOT TIME TO READ THIS MASTERPIECE (also imma keep my reactions in the tags hehehe)
sweet girl ; ayakashi ⇁ kun [three]
⇁ word count: 13.2k
⇁ warnings: violence, cursing
⇁ extra info: heavily based off yet another otome game, ayakashi: romance reborn ; bc of this, all the lore used in here is inspired by/based on/taken from the lore of the game, not the actual lore of traditional ayakashi/yokai stories
⇁ DISCLAIMER: some aspects of plot and character traits are directly lifted from the otome game ayakashi: romance reborn and utilized in the character equivalents in this story; the base lore, plot, and characters were heavily inspired by the game, but it has all been transformed into my own story. there are no spoilers for the game by reading this series
⇁ [prologue]* ; [prev.] ; [next]
*you need to read the prologue before reading any of the individual routes so you know wtf is going on
Keep reading
#Jeno and Yuta 😭 i still miss that one scene where they made up and you made me CRY#Wait are we getting a Sicheng route ever bc 👀👀👀 I have the tiniest crush on him#PLEASE IM A SUCKER FOR DOMESTIC SHIT TOO#If this was a show I’d love to see sicheng’s powers in like action#👁👅👁#so do oni have high sex drives-#Okay but like maybe I’ve been hurt by fics before but I feel like something bad is going to happen#HOLD ON “THERES SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU” hell no to the no no no hell to the no#oh#jk Mel still love you#STOP A PLAYLSITNSNDND#Why does kun give me anxiety each time he gotta say somethign kansnfjf#SUGAR DADDY KUNNNNNNNN#a stuffed animal 👉🏽👈🏽 okie 🥺#Sicheng??? annyeong??? WHAT IS THIS HATRED FOR IM SCARED#what if like idk his family was killed by ogres haha jk unless..#WAIT SICHENG IS GONNA HAVE A STROKE WHEN HE LEARNS ABOUT THE POWER AWAKENING THING#“What are your intentions with my daughter” PLEASE I ALREADY LOVE IT JAMEISNFNFJFJSJD#JAEMIN PLEASDEED#I CANTTVELIVE WE HAVE THE SAME SUGAR DADY#DADYWKDNDJJSJDJJETJFJNTHDNE STOP MEL IM GOING TO CEY LAIGHING#Mel comedy queen omg#PLEASE MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING#Yuta and Yonggie 🥺🥺🥺🥺#LMFAO YUTA I LOVE IT#Yuuuuuuuuuta 🥺 supportive older brother >>>>>#KUN DID WHAT#You could be Fiona I’ll be you’re shrek 😎 please if you know the song reference Mel-#Wait... is mark lying#THE WHAT OF WHAT GENOCIDE
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SREEDY !!!!?!???? I SWEAR I WAS JUST ASKING MYSELF WHAT IF YOU POSTED NEW CHAPTER AND I JUST WASN'T NOTIFIED AND AT THQT SAME MOMENT I GET GHE FUCKIN NOTIFICATION ?!!!??!! I'm would be lying if I said that i didn't scream a little
okay so about the chapter!!!!!! it was really sweet to see sokka and zuko just talk and be buddies and be worried about each other and zuko is again an actual person?!!?!! fuck yeah
loved the fights they were greatly written!!!! i usualy don't understand written fights but I'm this i could picture each movement in my mind so kudos to that, you really have a way with words.
im gonna admit it, fuck jet, i was trying to be the better person and give him a few chances but he's just not taking any of them. it was really fun reading zuko give him what he deserves even though (and I'm gonna be honest here) i started giggling and kicking my feet when zuko got protective, like, yes zuko, go defend your boyfriend!!!!
and shen, oh shen, i actually love him, teasing sokka and zuko all the time and just being real, no talking shit!! you wanna know if your son is in love with zuko? idk but they DO act like a couple...
ughhh this chapter felt so good, I'm not gonna promise anything but I'll try to draw some fanart for this fanfic bc some scenes really inspired me!!
oh, almost forgot, FUCK YEAAAAAHAA GAY BATO!!!! love him for that, I'm gonna take a guess and at some point in the history he's gonna talk to sokka about the whole liking men think and relive some of sokka's anxieties
I'm starting to feel like a broken CD but amazing chapter, loved everything about it and really excited for the angst in the next chapter!!!! thanks for this masterpiece of a fanfic!!
I knew you wanted a chapter so I posted it just at the right time ;) <3!!
Ugh I know Zuko is being an actually person again which means it’s about time we do something about that.:. haha jk, kind of. :D
thankyouthankyouthankyou
I always use references when writing fight scenes and I try to write them slow so I can make them legible because I too get lost when I read some fight scenes so I appreciate you saying that because I give them a lot of effort.
Zuko has been so chill it’s good for him to remind people he is dangerous haha, especially to protect Sokka.
FFFFFAN ART???! don’t tease me I will cry if you do that. I am obsessed with fan art it’s my kryptonite.
YOURE THE BEST DONT WORRY WE GET LOTS OF BATO CONTENT NEXT CHAPTER YIIIPPPWOEEEEEE
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#you’re amazing#& yes!!! there will be some gay bato content#he isn’t super chatty about it#but like I said#things are going to get a weeeee bit angsty#nothing CRAZY#but don’t worry we have plenty of time to get CRAZY#I am a little too excited to write this chapter#I already have 7k done#I had an insanely good writing session yesterday#until the C in my keyboard was like NO…. I REFUSE#so idk maybe I’ll charge it and it’ll fix it??#I have another one but ehhhh#& JET IS A BABY WUV HIM ANYWAY#alrighhhtttt I’ll see you next chapter or before if you decide to pop by again#garfieldsmilk art#liab#ria#ask
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Ok after watching S3 how are you feeling?
I'm honestly still shocked, about the cliffhanger I never thought Ben and Devi would get together in the end well I sorta did. After S1 it was kinda obvious that he'd still have those feelings in place for her. Also they could of gave Devi and Paxton more time with their relationship but I've now come to an understanding that maybe it was for the best Devi let her insecurities and other gets to her. I hope he has helped her understand that and focus on herself a lot more.
Do you think Ben and Devi will go further with what happened in the end of S3?
Also how did you find Devi this season?
What are you predictions on S4?
I'm good after s3 watch, considering my Daxton heart broke and currently feels 6 feet under at the moment.
What's a dramady without a bit of heartbreak right lol. Are we Daxtons just feeling the pain that B*nvi did in s2? Lol.
I feel that as soon as they announced s3, that is when my stages of grief began, and by the end of watching s3 I had come to accept Daxton was 99% not going to be endgame. Even though we only got 3 eps after 2 seasons of build up, I wasn't angry because they didn't trash Paxton's character for Des/Ben. So for that I am grateful.
Call me a bad Daxton stan if it feels like I've given up, but I'm just in self preservation mode so I don't go into depression over fictional characters. I'm sure future me will have posts that go through waves of denial and bargaining haha.
I love them so much, but if MK and LF won't give me Daxton endgame, I know that I can write it for myself.
I haven't had much thought for s4 B*nvi and probably won't post anything as I find these attract unsolicited opinions where people feel the need to argue with me. As you know, I love Ben's character arc and I am 100% Team Devi, but I'm Daxton first, and any time I make a comment regarding Ben, it's often taken the wrong way. And nobody got time for that.
S3 Devi was ... a dream? Lol jks.
I loved how she was a better friend to the girls. I loved the growth of her relationship with her mum. I loved her quick wit and banter all boys. I loved that she still made some rash decisions but nothing crazy as previous seasons. Like umm yes girl, throw that drink in your lying ex-boyfriend's face.
I'm sad she let her insecurities affect her relationship with Paxton, but I 100% relate and have been there, so I felt very seen.
I feel like im rambling so I'm gonna leave s4 predictions for another post and will tag you bestie x
#nhie asks#never have i ever#never have i ever netflix#paxton hall yoshida#devi vishwakumar#daxton#nhie#nhie s3
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ive been really struggling lately and here feels like the only place left where im allowed to not end things with “haha jk” or “but im fine” or “sorry i made it about me whats new with you?” ive been really struggling and its difficult for people to hear that when the only solution is to deal with it. if i can just survive my life should be drastically different in a year, but until then i live in a house where its pretended that i dont exist if im lucky and if not then im a burden, my friends hardly talk to me, and the only person that tells me they love me anymore is a man i let fuck me even while i know we are nothing more in his eyes anymore while he’s still the world in mine. i still have to live with this body and this health and in this debt, i still have to live in this estranged family and this poverty and this house that im pretty sure is slowly killing me and there is absolutely nothing that can be changed immediately all i can do is endure. like usual. all i can rely on to be here for me, all i can look to for help all i can count on is me. and im so lonely and sad and angry but all i can do is deal. i left one abusive house for another kind of cage. i go from one trauma to the next, i heal only to be broken and learn im all alone all over again. i have nobody but as soon as i say so people that havent spoken to me in weeks suddenly appear, people that ignore me otherwise suddenly are the ones that are “always here for you if you need anything”. i do need something. i need a different life i need to be a different person i need different friends that actually feel like friends and dont get bored of me i need a significant other that actually loves me and means it. i need people to stop lying when they say they wont leave because they always do, i need people to stop jumping the gun when they say im not too much. i need a retry i need to stop feeling like this i need out of this rinse cycle but i cant. i cant have anything, i dont ever get anything. all i can have is me and deal with the hardships the universe decides to dump onto the unneeded me. because no one needs me, no one loves me no one even knows me—but me.
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Crayola marke-I mean wizard markers?Glitter pen? No no,she uses traditional liquid glue and glitter as the natural order calls.
💖guts+choco, yeah no one see this one coming I know WOW not even i🤡🙈
AHEEHEE woah whered that come from.... weird....
a relationship of running free and the subsequent wrangling. he doesn’t understand how she keeps finding herself in so many of these situations, and he doesn’t understand how he keeps managing to find her a way out of it.
i think guts’ overall gruff and distant demeanor is gradually wearing away the more they talk, just because it feels wrong to guts to shove her away just because of something as stupid as his own self-imposed suffering. sure, he does have the tendency to unintentionally shut her (and some others) out at times, but he’s quick to try and remedy it once he realizes what he’s done.
guts has always been one that’s tough to get close to, but strangely easy to talk to about things (hes a good listener and he has very grounded and sound advice) but here we see guts actively trying not to distance himself and to let someone in! he still can’t really bring himself to talk extensively about himself but, there’s been attempts to open up just a little bit more.
he’s a very considerate lover and does his best to cater to choco’s more reasonable whims (but he’s honestly a pushover, so. he can be convinced) — he doesn’t really have a lot of demands or standards when it comes to himself or how he should be treated, so he’s not particularly huffy about anything she does. as long as she’s happy, he’s happy.
he tries to make as much time for her as he can in his schedule — of course, that cant always happen, so whenever he manages to see her! it’s a nice reprieve!
he doesn’t really call her nicknames or pet names, her name is cute enough as it is. but ! on the off chance he feels like messing with her, he’ll probably call her shortcakes or gerbil
he personally doesn’t like his tattoos but he doesn’t mind when choco wants to trace over them with her finger or if she wants to color them in with Wizard-(Not)Crayola Markers™️ or, glitter pens. he’s glad she likes them, at least
choco’s tendency to start to go on word spiels, to go on tangents, or just say strange things? all fine to guts! he takes them in stride! he knows her pretty well and what she means anyway (even if it was complete gibberish at the time anyway)
#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#only and if only when she doesnt have it will she not use glitter n clue#THERES NO CHOCOGUTS NATION (butthankusomuchforansweringmyclownshowstimeiSCREAM😭💖💖💖allow me-)#A GERBIL IM LAUGHING#you have shorkcake to absolutely destroy her ans then u have gerbil to rile her up#choco:ITS DORMOUSE..D O R M O U S E#guts: its the sa-#choco: NOOOOOOO /cue to comical screaming like a child#prolly cant find her in the mall n he calls her gerbil n she just 👁👄👁🔫'como me llamastes?'#hes not particularly huffy how hes treated but she sure will keep asking at the start she trying not to be to pushy or timid about affection#then again she later on starta getting comfy and her usual theatrics start /cue winning about not getting boo boo kisses when she doesnt-#even let herself be kissed unless she does it/ its the most stupidest n funny whining#dontletanyoneknowoncesheknowsgutsokaywithherbeingaffectionate/guesstheresnoholdingbackfromgenuineaffection#anyways#i wont be lying if i say i dont feel like wr winning bcuz we are hes making the steps to open up my heart im-#😭💖🙈😭stupid guts 🙌🙌🥺ily haha jk...unless?#bro idk how u manage to pull her out of situations but then again u understand her gibberish which???hidden unique magic i guess comprehend-#-language because she sure isnt speaking english neither spanish#guts ask what she was doing in the horse stable as a mouse in the middle of the night n she speaks cryptic gibberish and hes just 'ah got it#guts not looking behind while he cooks:'i feel like your doing something stupid'#choco quite accurately doing something stupid while she waits: i havvvve nwho clwue what are u intwelling#guts open his mouth to say something minimal about him and choco just UH HuH🌟💕👄💕 🌟 n then if u call her out for it she u know..'JSKWW'#him pushing people away but going back to remedy it when he realize he receive one kissy for effort..#....#no kissy nvm he gets gold star sticker 😳🙈#stilli👏🏽#okay bye no more clowning vy dont read any of this fucking delete its absolutely rambling my thoughts pls eyes close Vy queen i wuv u dont#remember this#🙈🙈🙈
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look im going going crazy out here over dk’s latest ig post HIS HANDS ARE MAKING ME GO CRAZY??? AND HIS POSE DONT LET ME GET STARTED WITH HOW HES TILTING HIS HEAD UP AS IF HES GETTING HEAD i just want to worship him and have him choke me
Ngl the content I signed up for w/ this blog (ps it's me under that table giving him head haha jk unless) 🥴 no bc lort istg I WASNT LYING HES SCULPTED BY THE PUSSY GODS 😭 I MEAN WHAT ELSE ARE HIS HANDS AND ARMS SO BUILT UP FOR OMFGNKEPWPWPE also so tempted to kiss up his neck 😭 and don't get me started on his thighs....
Anyways you and me both, anon. I don't mind sharing. He'd prolly enjoy it hehe
#Thanking his parents for making a beautiful specimen#They earn my utmost respect#ez.thots#seok.thots#nonny 🎭#svt.thots
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ALL I COULD EVER WANT
ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴄ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴋᴘᴏᴘ ɪᴅᴏʟ...ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴍᴀᴛᴇs ᴘᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ..
ᴀʟʟ ʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴠsʟᴀᴛᴛᴀᴇ
Paring: Taehyung x reader
Warnings: angst like a mf (im sorry :( ), mentions of alcohol, fluff ( bc tae cares about y/n) mention of cheating, literally y/n becoming a mess, soft kisses, groping, breast worship, dry humping and yeahhh-
( welp...the first actual smutty chapter..so soon? and this is unedited asf i’m sorry)
chapter 4. Things change..and sometimes it’s nice.
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Once again the you feel the car stop and the light goes on in the car. Opening your eyes you find everyone getting out, jimin wraps you in a blanket with him to fight off the cold.
“ jiminnn it’s so cold why did we stop driving?” you shiver and whine at the same time. “ remember? ryujii needed to get off at the next town so here we are” he said stretching his arms around you attempting to keep you warm. Jungkook finally gets out of the driver seat making his way towards you his sleepy sister and manages to keep you and jimin warm.
Haru and Jin finally emerge out of the car, flashing a wink at you. “ hello sleeping beauty..boy do i have news for you.” she says giggling. Pulling you to the front of namjoons car... “well what is it..?” you looked at her while you yawned.
“ Well first off to start off the drive ryujii was whiney the entire time because tae made her sit up front...and he just kept babbaling about some amazing girl that he likes.” oh that made your heart flutter for sure but as yourself you deny any connection to you and laughed. “ okay good joke...” you scanned her face trying to find out if she was lying or not.
“ y/n...i’m not kidding.” she smiled.. “ but you on the other hand you look like a mess what happened?” she chuckled “ jhope drooled on pants so i have to change them but like i’m surrounded by guys.” she looked down at your pants to find out jhope really did drool on you-
“ come on sleepy bug change in our car..taes in there but he’s passed the fuck out.” she laughed. You hesitatly went into the car poking tae..
“ tae...psttt” you poked his cheek. “ hmm?” he opened his eyes slowly shocked to see you in the car. “ can you hand me a pair of sweats jhope drooled on mine” you pouted. chuckling he nodded “ yeah i can’t find your bag so you can borrow mine only if you come back in here so i can sleep good.” he pulled a pair of his sweats out and handed them to you. “ okay now no peeking.” you scolded him.
pulling the hoodie down to cover your ass, you slid off your jhope drooled sweats and replaced them with taes. “ okay i’m done...” tieing the sweats and slipping your vans back on... “ okay well i have pee y/n so let me get out.” nodding you both hopped out of the car letting tae go to bathroom and joining the others.
“ hobi you drooled on my pants so i had to change.” you whined again. “ oh my i’m sorry y/n...but haha were putting you back into jins car there more room. we were crowded although you were quite a nice pillow” he laughed. Taehyung coming back noticed how much you were shivering so he threw his arms around you so you’d stay warm. Haru and everyone else took note of that smiling there cheesy ass smiles.
“ so where the fuck did ryujii go..?” haru spoke up. “ she went home i guess i don’t fucking know” tae laugh. “ how many hours are we away id much rather sleep in a bed than sleep in a car.” you closed your eyes for a second as taehyung a head fell on your shoulder.
“you look so cute in my pants...” he whispered in a low voice. “ shhh don’t want to kiss you again t.” you whispered back.
“ alright everyone. it’s like 2 hours left let’s get back on the road.” Jimin said. “ jungkook sleep i’ll drive. you get the whole middle seat to yourself” jin said smiling opening the door to let haru in and getting in the driver seat. sitting in the back of the car again with taehyung his hand pooling over your shoulder... “ kiss me again..” he looked at you.
“ tell me about ryujii first than maybe i’ll kiss you again.” you smiled sleepily. “ you’ve met her you know how she is...i found her sleeping hooking up with a guy outside of our apartment.” he said pushing a few strands out of your hair behind your ear.
“ why didn’t you tell me that part?” you pouted at him. “ because you were so busy barking up my ass about flirting with you.” you giggled “ that cannot be true...i don’t always yell at you..” you smiled at him. “ that’s not a true statement either love..now where’s my kiss?” he cooed at you.
“ oh no that’s not how this works...” you layed your head on his shoulder closing your eye lids finally drifting back to sleep. As soon as he knew you were asleep he kissed the crown of your head smiled and fell asleep as well.
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Finally arriving at your vacation home which by now it’s around 6 o’clock in the morning everyone piling there bags into the house and picking out rooms...there was just one teeny problem...stepping into your room that you had just found out tae was in as well there was only one bed. and there was only one person to blame for that. haru.
“ i’m going to take a nap no one please disturb me thank you” you smiled plopping yourself on the bed.
Haru walked in and looked at you. “ hey y/n how about a little bet” she smirked and boy did this cause trouble. “what” you yawned looking at her with half lidded eyes. “so we’re going out and seeing as someone is a little sleepy tae decided to stay here with you...so i’m giving you until the end of the trip to confess for aroundddd i dunno whatever you want me to buy for you” she smiled at you.
“bet easy as pie you know” you giggled back at her. “ alrighty night night princess” she turns off the light and you finally toss over pull your hoodie off and roll over to sleep on your stomach.
About 2 hours later Taehyung comes to check on you..only to find you shirtless...curled up in a ball and lightly tossing and turning..he chuckled and kisses your cheek repeatedly.. “ y/nnn wake up watch a movie with meee” he whines.
“okay okay i’m coming..give me like 2 minutes.” you rubbed your eyes and jumped out of bed. “my goodness you made you so needy tae, i thought i told everyone to not disturb me..” you went into the closet to grab another hoodie. Taehyung noticed how you were still in his sweats, they looked a little baggie on you but you still remained the cutest short girl that he undoubtedly had feelings for.
Running into the living room tae was settled on the couch laying across it, while you came and sat on the floor. About half way into the movie you heard tae whine. “well what’s wrong?” You set your head on the couch peering at him like a little three year old. “I absolutely don’t get this movie it’s tragic.” he starred back at you. “Of course you don’t get it” you laughed throwing your hands to hit his hand lightly.
Taehyungs phone rang, he got up and answered.
“hello?” he looked at you watching the movie in awe as he continued the listening to his phone call.
“what. you still love me?” he walked back and forth.
“listen you know what happened so please don’t try and save yourself...you fucked up.And Do Not, i repeat do not bring her name into this shit thank you but you do indeed still have these so called feelings sort your shit out thank you and goodbye.” he hung up and made his way back to the couch sighing in frustration.
“so that was ryujii i take it?” you turned around to look at him. “No okay don’t worry about it okay?” eyeing him you ask him again.... “then who was it.”
“Didn’t i tell you not worry about...jesus christ y/n can you back off my shit for once?” you paused. What the fuck...frustrated you stood up and walked back into your room “you know tae..for once in my life i tried to be nice and let you in, especially after kissing you for crying out loud, I thought i really actually liked you..but turns out i know your still whipped for that ryujii bitch huh..” You spat that out and closed your room door.
You sank to the floor trying to calm yourself down, half of you wanted to just get up and leave but...you on the other hand had other plans. Getting off the floor you change your clothes into a hoodie and a pair of jeans and walked out of the room.
“y/n where are you going it’s the middle of the god damn day..” he looked at you eyebrow cocked as if he was testing you. “out i’m going for a walk.” you walked out of the house and somehow manage to climb the tree and neared the waters edge. The branch was stable as far you could tell, you just needed to think things out before turning back and slapping taehyung in his god damn perfect face. You didn’t even know how you liked him, you knew him all to well, he was the kind to get drunk on his off days and pull the prettiest girl at the bar while you sat in the apartment along with everyone else managing to block all the whines and crying of the girls he brought over.
Meanwhile in the house taehyung replayed that last part... ‘i thought i actual liked you but your still whipped for that bitch ryujii’ He had to admit that was the harshes you ever gotten with him especially for such a sensitive subject for him..
Returning home everyone came back and haru went to check on you only to find that every room you would have been was empty or filled with everyone else. “where the fuck is y/n” she perched up and asked taehyung. “she went for a walk she yelled at me because of ryujii and left. Jungkook waltz in and noticed that a bottle of soju was missing and he began to frantically search for his you everywhere.
Everyone rushed outside looking for you...
“y/n?!” “where the fuck are you!” jungkook yelled out fearing that maybe a fucked up person actually kidnapped you until he noticed your dangling figure up in a tree, bottle of soju in your hand and it seemed that you were just fine.
“i’m fine jk...expect...i cant get down.” you laughed. “Why on earth are you up there in the first place. you know your afraid of heights jesus.” he worriedly looked up at you trying to figure out why the fuck you were up there in the first place.
“well..” you laughed “i came out here to figure shit out...i just told taehyung that i liked him and he doesn’t even want me jk...he so focused on ryujii so i left the house and came up here because...” you started to sniffle. Yoongi took matters into his own hands climbing up the tree to fetch you off. “jesus y/n...you scared all of us to death no more tree climbing for you okay” he said in a monotone voice to make it seem like he was panicking either.
Once you were safely on the ground jungkook rushed to you and searched for any cuts that tree would have gave you. “i’m fine jk honestly” you handed him the bottle of soju and started stumbling into the house. You spotted haru and she ran up to you. there was a knock on the door...
“I’ll get it” you giggled and wobbled to the front door opening it. There she was..and how the fuck did she know where you guys were. “taehyung it’s for you” you walked back into the room as haru ushered to sit on the counter and watch what happened outside. It seemed like they were arguing...until she kissed him. For the first time you were honestly hurt.. “Shit” haru tried grabbing you before you could open the sliding door to the backyard. Taehyung looked a little taken back...dazed on what the fuck just happened.
“Is there a reason your here or what the fuck are you doing” haru went to look for jungkook before you broke something. “Is there a reason why the fuck you aren’t inside?” ryujii peered at you “I came here to have a nice time with my brother and my family and here you are. It’s like you can never leave ryujii. I honestly don’t know why the fuck you are here.” you spat out at her.
“please tend to your brother and stay out of my shit y/n...god you always ogled over taehyung and now your pissed because of what? Because i’m here?” she scoffed. Now everyone was outside listening to the conversation.
Jungkook finally rushed out to your side. “ you what’s fucked up? You wanna know why i’m pissed ryujii.?” she nodded smiling but soon that smile was gonna disappear in about 0.22 seconds.
“I was there when I saw you kissing that other guy while you were dating taehyung. I’ve kept it to myself for the longest time..he lost his smile because of you hell i was the one that came over in the middle of the night because jk rushed me over because god he was so drunk and was weeping over a stuck up bitch like you. He didn’t do anything but while you sat there and toyed with his heart for no god damn reason ryujii, and here you are back again for no god damn reason. You act like showing here is gonna give you another chance with taehyung but it’s probably never gonna happen. is that hard to figure out he doesn’t want a cheating whore like you.” Your eyes glanced towards taes. and there it was...the eyes half closed trying to forbid the memory. Everyone went silent hearing you ramble on but in the inside jk was screaming along with haru because your actually protecting the ones you love.
“God i’m so touched y/n after all these years you finally got passed the stage of annoyance from taehyung and your actually in love with him aren’t you?” you laughe booming the outside and you had to admit that it was starting to hurt your ears.
“Now to protect you from getting hurt I suggest you to leave now.” Your eyes starting to get a little misty from all the pent up rage that settled in the pit of your stomach. “Oh well...you wanna know something too y/n...while your heart ached for taehyung..i was still the bitch blowing his brains out he even told me how much he missed me...you can pile those feelings down-” Her sentence was cutoff due to taehyung pulling her through the house and kicking her out through the front door followed by you almost punting the chick thank god jungkook had a hand on you because woozy y/n is strong y/n... “please refrain from ever contacting me again ryujii and i mean it and yeah...everything y/n said is correct please stay out of my life and i mean that, goodbye.” he slammed the door in her face and walked into the bathroom.
Haru looked at you. “ god since when is drunk y/n such a bold bitch?” she giggled and pulled you into a hug. “ i’m proud of you especially from refraining to any violence acts you know.” for the first time in a long time you cried...you cried because you could finally let everything go the hiding your feelings and the guilt that built upside you, it felt like the monster that was sucking the life out of you was finally gone. or so you hoped she would never return..
Everyone surrounded you and made sure your okay. “hey goober.” jungkook looked at you. “if this means your fucking tae...gross” he laughed. “ew gross..” you scoffed. “anyways i’m still tired and i’m going to lay down okay..” you smiled at him. “go shower first..we still have a week here before we have to go back to the company i just want to enjoy my time here with you and everyone else okay.?”
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Around 10 o’clock is when everyone settled down getting ready to go to sleep..tae peered in at your sleeping figure. “you know how hard it was for me to not beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend.” you sat up “you know how long it took you to figure shit out” he laughed a little. “tae i’m sorry about yelling at you-” he cut you off.. “ it’s fine i just wanna take things slow..i’m sorry for being a dick i should have kicked her out when she showed up.” his face inched out closer to yours.. “ i do believe you owe me a kiss still..” his lips ghosting your ever so slightly.
“you want it now or a few more months later.?” you looked up at him admiring his face once again. he layed down next to you rolled over..
“heyyyyy what are you doing” you whined “ giving you a taste of your own medicine” he chuckled. turning over you climb into his lap. You put all your weight on him “stop teasinggg i’ll give your god damn kiss tae-” His lips pressed against yours, you sighed at the feeling him tugging against your bottom lip. “is there any other girls i should worry about orrr” his hands wrapped around your waist. “ will you just shush and enjoy this moment please.” he placed his lips on yours again tongues intertwined as he rocked your hips back and forth on him..
The feeling was erotic...and somehow you never thought that all this time here you were on top of tae doing gods knows what. A tiny whine came from your lips as he pulled your hoodie off to admire your top half of your body.
“beautiful..” he whispered out and there was his boxy smile again. “god your so weird..” you giggled at him as his lips attacked your collarbone pouring down until it reach the valley of your breasts. God this image of you eyes rolled back as his hands dug into your hips to attempt to get you off. Placing one hand on your soft skin he told his mouth and kitten licked your nipple rolling it his mouth back and forth.
“tae” you whined, “come here i just want to get you off you deserve it after all.” he looked up at you gnawing on his bottom lip. Placing you off his lap and pulling you underneath the soft comfort of the blankets, he slid off your shorts. “open your mouth” he told you softly and doing so he placed two fingers in your mouth for lubricant. “sorry to ask this haha but do you want to do this?” smiling and nodding you guided his hands down to your aching core.
Sliding your underwear to the side he came back for another kiss as he lightly pushed his fingers inside. “god your so wet baby..” he huffed out. “your lucky..i- fuck” pulling his face back to you his hand movements sped up whimpering at the pace he was thrusting his fingers into you. “Tell me how it feels baby” he placed his forehead on yours.
“so good...so fucking good” eyes rolling back as the spring in your stomach was about to pop your hand locked on his wrist as you continue to tell him how good it feels. He knew you were close when your whines got a little louder and your need to kiss him so you kept quite.
“let go y/n...it’s okay baby” he murmured in your ear. with a soft whine and your muscles tightening around his fingers, arm tugging at tae hoodie sleeve you relaxed. He slid his fingers out and placed them in his mouth tasting you. “sweet here taste come here” sticking out his tongue you placed it in your mouth and twisted your tongue with his tasting the juices that came from you, it tasted sweeter maybe because of the hint of strawberry’s taehyung ate earlier.
Finally in a sleepy state you pull your pants back on and curled up against tae. “so..you wanna tell me what that was about?” he kissed the top of your head intertwining his fingers with yours. “oh about the whole feeling thing” he nodded pulling you closer. “Hm...Let’s just put it as...i know i’ve been a dick to you only because i know how you are with girls tae, i’m sorry to say this but your kind of a hoe” you chuckle out.
“well that’s a bad way to put it y/n...lucky i don’t think i remember the last guy you dated, until jk knocked him out remember?” he laughed quietly. “ Yeah yeah i know...he was an ass, but anyways back to the topic...i guess you could say i don’t find you annoying all the time.” you gaze into his eyes seeing warmth and happiness that bounced off of him.
“hey i know that plus i know you enjoy my little pick up lines” he whispered slowly closing his eyes. “ your right i do sometimes...just promise me one thing?” you divert your attention to his hand on yours. “hmm?” he hummed out. “i swear to god you find another one of your ex’s gf show up...i swear i’ll kick you out with her so no more okay?” he chuckled sleepily. “as of now my little pipsqueak your the apple of my eye and i don’t think that’ll change anytime soon okay?” nodding your head you closed your eyes and drifted into a deep sleep wondering how this whole thing would go.
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a/n: woooooo the first smutty chapter is done. and tae isn’t that bad i guess but ryujii can suck y/ns toes :) anyways lmk what you think or if you wanna be on the taglist :) ♡︎𑁍
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