#kurou hasegawa

[nyewclear]

re: kurou's insanely strong urge to get married to his partner feat. yvonne, @_heartcarver's cryptid coffeehouse oc!

[hadraws-11]

New ship just dropped 💚💥❤️

This is Kurou's frenemy- Blake Leo (they/he). Is a "pleasure" to them to meet y'all :P

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[renaissaniccatherine]

i heart cross platform posting anyway play the kurou connect demo xoxoxo

[wyzelock]

mr nasty himself 🗣️🗣️

kurou hasegawa belongs to nyewclear on twt! // he’s also in their game : cryptid coffeehouse! go play it!

[nyewclear]

scribbles of mr nasty ^o^ his star abdomen tattoos are one of my favorite things about him... <3

[nyewclear]

rest in peace curiouscat i'll never forget that you allowed me to get this gem of an ask

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i love you mister nasty i love you! (more doodles of kurou)

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was asked a bit ago if kurou's tail emoted at all so that obviously prompted me to actively spread the kitty kurou agenda. i like to believe that he has the exact same tail gestures as a cat. kittyrou... nya!

[nyewclear]

In the ask about kurou being inlove with mc it was mentioned that he doesn't want to weird them out. Why does he think they'd be weirded out about his feeling for them? Is it because he's been mean to them to hide his feelings?

there are a couple of reasons that he feels this way. the biggest one is that he really doesn't want to be that guy friend who meets someone, is friendly for a while, and then suddenly is like "hey... i need to tell you something..." because that's really icky and awkward. another big reason is that in whatever context you put his feelings into, he's been friends with you for a long time now and his feelings have been slowly developing over that time. he wouldn't want to ruin a good(? lol) friendship by bringing romantic feelings into it... and also like i've said before, he definitely doesn't want to fuck up the friend group. imagine that y'all break up after trying dating out and then the friend group is never the same. that would be lowkey humiliating for him.

but it's because of these reasons that he's mean to you to hide his feelings. it's an elaborate scheme to make sure he doesn't make a fool of himself. besides, he would never make a move unless you gave him some sort of sign that you were into him as well, no matter how hard it is to hold his feelings in.

[nyewclear]

Has mr nasty had any wet dreams about mc before the events of Kurou connect? If yes what was his reaction?

specifically in the timeline of kurou connect? this is a really interesting ask because it actually depends on what route you take within the game. obviously i haven't written the bulk of it, but there are two particular routes that occur depending on the things that you do during the course of the first half of the game. there's a route where you find out that he's always had a crush on you, which is why he acts like a total dick (in order to hide his feelings), and there's a route where you flirt with him enough that he's really curious about what your deal is that he comes onto you (or the other way around).

i think if we consider these scenarios in this context, we have to think about kurou's sexual personality. he has a high sex drive and has a tendency to get off on pretty much anything that turns him on, and he's canonically attracted to all of his friends in some capacity because he doesn't really see the point of having friends if he's not lol. but i don't think he would have a wet dream about one of his friends unless they did/said something that REALLY turned him on and he couldn't stop thinking about it. i've frequently discussed the wet dreams he's had about artemis in my discord server and it's talked about in this fic quite a bit.

okay now that we've covered that, i think we can break down this ask hahaha. the context is important!

if we're in the scenario where he comes on to you as a result of you flirting with him, it's out of curiosity and not because he's had feelings for you beforehand, despite thinking that you're attractive or whatever. so he wouldn't have had a wet dream about you in that case. however... if we're in the scenario that he's had a crush on you for a long time and has been trying to hide it for the longest, then absolutely yes he's had a wet dream about you before. when he has a crush, it kind of consumes him and all he can do is think about you, and he spends a lot of time ogling you when he thinks you're not looking. being alone together is torture because he's hyperaware of everything. like his thought process goes like, gods, you smell so good and you look so good and you're so close and fuckkkk he's going to beat off so hard to the memory of this when he gets home LMFAO

i don't think he would even try very hard to have a wet dream about you, because honestly, i think his big feelings realization would be BECAUSE of a wet dream about you. he would wake up all sweaty and gross and be like, "okay, well, fuck i guess i like them then. whatever. fuck me."

[nyewclear]

Sad that Halloween is over! How would the cc cast react to going into a haunted house with mc?

artemis is such a scaredy-cat LOL they would really not want to go. they would try to get out of it so many times and would probably cry while at the haunted house hahaha. you’d have to hold them in the backseat on the car ride home because they’d be like Ó_Ò; for the next several days.

kurou loves haunted houses and scary things and horror movies… he would have so much fun. he’d probably be the one to suggest going!! mordags is kind of the same way, except she likes everything a bit less than kurou does bahahaha. but she’d still have a really good time!

odina and kolia are similar in the sense that they’d both have fun going but they’re easily spooked, so they’d be running on adrenaline the entire time. perhaps a good excuse to hold hands on their way thru the haunted house…?!! 👀👀

[nyewclear]

piggybacking off the previous anon, are the cuties down to smash if their partner is on their period? 🤔

artemis would be a little hesitant to make a mess— and to make you uncomfortable— but they'd get into it if you encouraged them. kurou, on the other hand... to say that he would just be down with having period sex would be a radical understatement LMFAO. he doesn't give a fuckkkk he's about to do something about those cramps, that's for damn sure!!

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In the kurou connect demo mc says something about kurou having it out for them since the first time they met. Is there a reason for this? Or is it just because he's kurou being kurou?

he's just a massive stinker. he's honestly always a little mean to people when he first meets them because he's trying to scope them out, even though that's lowkey not the best way to go about scoping people out lol (recall the weird way him and kolia acted when you talked to them at the house party in cryptid coffeehouse)

in the case with the kurou connect timeline, the kc mc is a lot more confrontational than the cc mc, so they don't really let kurou's shitty attitude fly. saying that he's "always had it out for them since they first met" is a bit unreliable, though, because the fact that the two of them don't get along is half mc's fault... but of course they're not going to admit this.

[nyewclear]

what are the cuties like when their partner is on their period? do they cook, bring snacks, etc?

kurou used to have the worst periods of all time before hrt eventually stopped them, so he knows what that shit is like. he's got that ibuprofen/hot tea/weed combo ON LOCK and also he's more than happy to cook you whatever random food you're craving. he's also the type to go to the store for pads and call you all like, "what pussy size you have?!" LOL

artemis has a tendency to see you like a sad little kitty that needs to be pampered when you're grumpy on your period, so they'd be content to spoil you. lots of cuddling too if you're up to it!

[nyewclear]

HI NUKES!! I hope you’re having a lovely day 😋 cutie little question here what spending a morning with the coffeecast be like [like waking up with them getting ready all that jazz] feel free to answer with any characters you want it doesn’t have to be all of them <3

Love ya 🫶

hi anon!!! i'll do the main coffeecast for this one, starting with artemis :-) odina, kurou, kolia, and mordag are under the cut!

artemis is a slow riser and really likes to stay in bed for as long as they can. they’re the type to hit snooze repeatedly and have alarms for every five minutes. they’re horrible to try to wake up lol because they’re like a log. if you’re sleeping in the same bed as them it’s soooo hard to get them to get out of bed because all they want to do is spoon and stick their face in your hair. once they’re out though, they can get ready pretty quickly, with the exception of doing their hair (they always spray it down and comb it out and it takes ages to dry). they have a tendency to skip breakfast or eat really lightly (granola bar, apple, toast with jelly, etc…), but they’ll always make sure to grab something for you too hehehe.

odina wakes up on time but always runs behind because she loves to scroll on her phone when she wakes up. you’ll often find yourself woken up by her yelping because she dropped her phone on her face BAHAHAHA she also takes ages to get ready because she curates her outfits very deliberately and she likes to spend lots of time doing her hair and makeup. i mean, she works at a salon… who would she be if she wasn’t looking her slayest at all times! she always makes smoothies at home and then grabs breakfast pastries at a local cafe by her job. when she’s off work though, she makes full breakfasts that look like meals straight off of pinterest boards, then eats them right in front of the television.

kurou also always wakes up on time but he’s a GROUCH until he’s either (a) kissed awake or (b) fed breakfast… whichever comes first hehehe. he showers at night after work generally but sometimes when it’s cold out he’ll take a scaldingly hot shower before he gets ready for the day. he wakes up pretty early because he always cooks breakfast, often times also for mordag and artemis. he also likes to make sure he has time to smoke a joint after breakfast lol, and he typically takes a walk around the block as he does it, but that’s only on his days off because he typically works super early. however if you’re spending the morning with him, all of this kind of goes to shit because he’ll expend most of his effort trying to keep you in bed rather than getting out of it ;-)

kolia’s also a grumpy riser but it’s solved with a morning cigarette and a cup of coffee. she works a 9-5 office job so she always has to be very timely, plus she drops her youngest brother thadri off at school in the morning when kixis works opens at the department store he's employed at. she lives at home with her family, so mornings are typically very busy and noisy, but she's also the type to skip breakfast and opt for eating snacks at her cubicle until lunch. she generally doesn't bring people over lol, too much going on, and kixis is way too nosy for her to spend the mornings with anyone but the rest of the family.

mordag is very leisurely waking up because she works afternoons & evenings. she’s kind of spoiled lol— she eats whatever breakfast kurou makes, goes out into the backyard to read a book and drink tea until she feels like going back inside or needs to get ready for work. on her days off she rides her little moped to the farmers market!! she's definitely a brunch girl. very fun to have a sleepover with her hahaha :3

[nyewclear]

hhow would the cuties react if they had a mc that does little noms to show affection . .

(i do little noms to show affection irl so..)

artemis would think it's very cute, just as long as you ask them before nomming on them particularly hard hehe. kurou is actually a big affection biter though, y'all would have that in common.. CUTE!!!! however, kurou doesn't do "little noms." he'll bite you as hard as he can because he loves you. what a weirdo lmfao