#habit bakes vinnie cookies

[pagodazz]

it's 3 am sorry. so rant time

ppl act as if habit is abusing vinnie 24/7 and Is constantly torturing him AS IF VINNIES WHOLE ISSUE WITH HABIT IS THE FACT HABIT DOESN'T EVEN ABUSE HIM ENOUGH. He wants to be killed by habit but he KNOWS habit isn't gonna do it. he even pushes habit specifically to get a rise out of him. I saw hcs that made habit like physically cruel to Vinnie as he's getting with the reader and I was like???? not canon at ALL...

do people just ignore this part.. the whole "I'm not scared of you." and the fact habit is SOOOO GENUINELY BOTHERED BY THE FACT THAT VINNIE THINKS HE'S STALE. (LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER THIS VIDEO HABIT GOES "NEW YEAR NEW ME" like that is not a coincidence)

Vinnie and habit are supposed to be domestic, Vinnie is supposed to rely on habit for everything, he's supposed to think about habit when he thinks about comfort and safety bc that's what habit WANTS. Habit literally continuously tells Vinnie that he's protecting him and to never leave him. I mean it's literally to the point where Vinnie thought the world would LITERALLY COLLAPSE if he left habits side. like they have A FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP ALREADY!!! there's no need to make habit do more shit he never did.... like we have this information right in front of our faces...

Like idk guys when you write x readers you WILL have to deal with the fact that habit and Vinnie have a weird codependency thing going on and habit literally does not want Vinnie going anywhere and only wants Vinnie with him. that demon you want has a very special pet human and you should show him some RESPECT

[incorrectslenderverse]

HABIT: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Vinnie: HABIT that’s NOT how you bake cookies

HABIT: FLOOR IT?

Vinnie: NO

HABIT: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Vinnie: HABIT YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

HABIT: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

[fekst-fucker]

What do the emh dudes do with their s/o on Halloween?

I still gotta watch this show huh

Vinnie

- has to do all the grand Halloween stuff. Visit the scariest horror houses, get the biggest pumpkin from the patch, make the best fucking fall stew

- even if he’s terrified in that haunted house, he is Not Going Back

- he fares a little bit better at a Halloween movie marathon, except he doesn’t quite like slashers

- he brews a mean apple cider. Where did he learn to do that

Jeff

- goes through the motions of Halloween tbh. Pumpkin patch, apple picking, fall gumbo, Charlie Brown movie

- so you have to egg him into going off the path- let’s try and bake galettes this year! Let’s do mulled wine instead of cider!

- he’s NOT for it but he has to admit you getting excited for fall is cute

- this Halloween he’s very excited. You can’t go anywhere! You’re stuck inside! Perfect for strict traditions

Evan

- he LOVES pumpkin spice season. The downside is he has to make everything health food so all his fun pumpkin stuff ends up gross >:|

- this is also his annoying vegan season. He’s always going on about how good pumpkin and squash is for you

- at least he’s pretty good at cooking. And he makes the BEST damn roasted pumpkin seeds

- you are going to have to force feed him one of those pillsbury cookies as you guys watch movies

Honorable mention: Habit

- likes to scare the children

- and also intimidate the haunted house employees

[mariposalass]

Fam Bunch Gifts List (Present)

This is Day 16 of @silentlyfangirlingselfshipper​’s A Very Shippy Christmas event and time to talk about presents, the main theme of the day. I’m going to share to you all what gifts I have in store for my fam bunch, but please don’t tell them that.

Philip: Gift certificate to Barnes and Noble

Harry: A newly revised copy of Quidditch Through the Ages

Kairi and Issa: ‘Sisters for Life’ matching shirts (I also got one for myself)

Marina, Karina, and Moana: Friendship Bracelets and perfume samples

Sora and Riku: New Keyblade Key Chains

Ahk: New lesson plan notebooks for him to use for the next semester and the new school year at the high school he works at and a gold polishing kit for his magic tablet

Hermione and Ron: Baby stuff for their soon to be born baby

The Doctor: Guitar picks (he seems to have a habit of losing these too often at home)

Uncle Maui: Puka shell necklace

Uncle Gru and Auntie Lucy: A new picture frame to place their wedding day picture with the Girls into

Margo:  A new scientific calculator (her previous one was accidentally ruined by the Minions spilling orange juice all over it)

Edith and Agnes: Frozen II Merch (namely dolls and outfits)

Auntie Diana: A gold olive wreath hairband I found in a thrift store, newly polished

Belle: A copy of Q and A (the book Slumdog Millionaire was based on)

Michiru: Violin care kit and a Sephora gift certificate

Vinny: New safety googles while making wild concoctions for homemade explosives

Kirby: Home baked Cookies

Scooby: A Coward’s Guide to Facing One’s Fears book

Marie: A new kitty grooming kit

Piplup, Torchic, and Rowlet: Onesies based on their mid-level (Prinplup, Combusken, & Datrix) and final evolutions (Empoleon, Blaziken, & Decidueye)

Scorbunny: Carrot-shaped Poketreats and onesies based on her Raboot & Cinderace evolutions

[juniperhillpatient]

Habit baked Vinny cookies I’m Living

[pagodazz]

when your dog (grown man you've held captive) runs away 💔💔💔

sorry this is so messy I made it so quickly HSHSHHD

ref below

[pagodazz]

thinking about habits dumbass maple bacon cookies. listen, I know people like those BUT THEY SOUND. GROSS. TO ME. anyways.

I need to know if habit baked these himself?? he says he made them so I'm gonna assume so. BUT THIS MAKES ME WONDER??#!!#!#?#(#(#

did he LOOK UP a recipe and then bake the cookies for Vinnie, OR did he already??#!@!# know how to make maple bacon cookies.... HOW OFTEN IS HE BAKING COOKIES??@!]¢ HOW OFTEN IS HE THE ONE MAKING FOOD FFOR VINNIE?.#!@!

Vinnie doesn't even question it so it makes me think that this can't be the first time.

Vinnie and habit have made burgers together before, (usually accompanied by playing video games together) So maybe that's why there's no surprise. BUT I'M JUST.

Man kinds bad habit bakes cookies for some loser he's keeping trapped and FOR WHAT

[pagodazz]

habit hcs when?

HABIT hcs RN!!!!!! :D

Like Vinnie I think HABIT is an avid music enjoyer, But unlike Vinnie, HABIT prefers to play his music out loud and he likes to play it LOUD.

I personally think he invested in (or stole) really good speakers so he would be able to really feel the music. Even if it shakes the house.

He definitely plays heavier music when he's drowning out the sounds of the screams of the people he's torturing, but I think when HABIT comes home after a long day of that or, just a long day of doing WHATEVER he does, he plays softer music.

yk like Frank Sinatra, The ink spots, Nina Simone, nat king cole AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!

it's something calming y'know.

EVEN AN ENTITY LIKE HABIT!!!! LIKES TO UNWIND GUYS!!!

he needs something to kick back to. Something to have in the background as he sharpens his knives, or cleans the blood off his boots.

(Songs he canonically likes + silly ones bc yeah. & ones I think he'd like/remind me of him)

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I think that HABIT really enjoys cooking. And I personally believe he's really good at it. like freakishly good at it.

Now, In canon we already know he's capable of cooking (Ex: Making burgers w Vinnie, Baking Vinnie cookies) But I think hes just Weirdly good at cooking.

Like I think he's probably made the best food Vinnies ever had, And I wouldn't even say HABIT would trick him with human meat or anything.

He wants Vinnie to stay on his side, he needs Vinnie to wanna stay so he's not gonna fuck w him like. (He probably kinda wants to tho.)

view it as almost like a Hannibal thing??? but WAYYYYY less fancy. HABIT is just NOT that kind of guy and I doubt him and Vinnie would even like to eat fancy meals.

He's just really talented at alot of things I think. But I like the idea of this HORRIFICALLY TERRIBLE VIOLENT ENTITY enjoying a nice homemade meal he made for him and his roommate that he's holding hostage.

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I think one thing alot of people don't seem to remember about HABIT is that he likes to draw things out, he doesn't like to RUSH things.

He wants to draw out his victims suffering for as LONG as he can, that's the reason he even made a deal with slenderman at all. he wanted to keep his victims alive longer so they could feel and see everything that was happening to them.

I think HABIT is a very precise man, personally. I know a lot of people see him as almost sloppy, but I could NEVER. He may get BLOODY or MESSY but that doesn't mean he got SLOPPY. He knows exactly where to stab to paralyze a person but not kill them, and I KNOW he can list of the names of your bones as he breaks them.

I believe HABIT is a big perfectionist, and I know that has to be practically canon because how could it NOT be??? he needs absolutely EVERYTHING to go his way the WAY he wants it to. He feels a sense of pride knowing that NO ONE would be able to identify his victims once he's through with them. He gets a small feeling of pleasure at the power he feels when he sees the life disappear y'know?? why wouldn't he want that all to turn out PERFECTLY.

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I think that HABIT has genuine interest in keeping Vinnie around personally, and wether it's just for his own selfish gain, the fact Vinnie is the collectives favorite part of the machine, or maybe Evans love for his friends just bled into HABIT after inhabiting him for so long.

But I think he (wether he even wants to admit or not) WANTS the company.

After Vinnie summons him, HABIT talks about needing friend's about about he doesn't have many companions other than slenderman and the rake. HABIT wanted someone he could have a functioning conversation with, (WHICH. IS THE SAME REASON VINNIE SUMMONED HIM. HABIT CAN TALK!!! SND GIVE ANSWERS!!) he also wanted someone to stay around and document him as well.

one of the parts that I think kinda shows that HABIT views Vinnie as a partner/companion/friend/a being HABIT can tolerate being around is from the video "Breaking the lease."

The fact HABIT seems genuinely very excited to show Vinnie that he not only 1. Got himself a camera (like Vinnie), but he was 2. able to turn it on by himself. (which previously is something he struggled to do. See in the video "Lexi".) is SO fascinating to me because RIGHT AFTER when Vinnie doesn't give him a positive reaction, making me assume that Vinnie typically praises HABIT for things like that, HABIT INSTANTLY is asking Vinnie what's up, and then he's trying to immediately trying to distract, or make Vinny feel better from whatever was upsetting him by offering to make burgers or play some video games.

Which, then Vinnie declines, and HABIT follows him and continues to try to make things better but he fails bc he's well, HABIT. And then he's very upset to find out Vinnie wants to leave and he seems literally almost hurt and betrayed LMAAOOO.

which he literally loses his shit every time Vinnie asks to leave and just had a break down both times ESPECIALLY in "sleeping dogs lie".

so there's at least smthn there that makes their relationship a little more different than anyone else HABIT interacts with. It's not healthy obviously but, you can clearly see he hasn't fucking eaten him.

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I also like to think HABIT has a collection of human bones from his countless victims.

And in my head. HABIT only ever eats flesh and meat right off the body FRESH.

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anyways YAYYYY so much shit that PROBABLY NO ONE WILL AGREE WITH BUT!!!; THERE WE GO!!