#ha ;;;;;;;

[shapeshiftinterest]

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girl: /casually walks by and slaps the dude facing away from her on his ass/

guy: uuuuuuuaaauuuggghh

guy: /close up/ you might have found that funny.... let's try it the other way around

/same scenario plays out but the guy is facing the girl this time and she slaps him right on the dick/

guy: OOUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!

[happinessstan68]

[emilyartstudio-s]

chainsaw dud e

[nattycat08]

In the name of the father, the son and the satanic nun Bambi🔥💕

[shapeshiftinterest]

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friend: bao-ge, what's going on?

bao-ge: there's a horse

friend: a horse?

bao-ge: it's brown

friend: are you listening to it?

bao-ge: 732 kg

friend: you can even discern that?

bao-ge: male

friend: how come i can't hear it?

bao-ge: it threw me off just now

friend: aiyoyo!

English added by me :)

[ace-o-hearts]

this is so good

[bothersome-bisexual]

I know everyone’s mad at Aziraphale right now because of how the season’s ended but I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that Aziraphale has been keeping a diary for centuries (based on the fact the entry we see is from volume 603) and he literally starts his entries with “dear diary, last month Crowley and I both happened to be in Edinburgh”.

[theeviljacksepticeye]

yeah that would be really funny eheheh

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[ddeck]

[pearlynia]

*texting*

Regulus: do you ever wanna take your heart out and squeeze the emotionans away and then put it back in your chest so you'll feel less emoticons

James: ...

James: I'm coming over

[gatoburr0]

Sigh,,,, new AU alert.

This is genuinely so fun though UGH I’m gonna do so many of these

((Pearl is an average sized orca))

If you’re wondering,,, yes,,, shark monster au,,, everyone’s a shark,,,, or like whales or whatever

Silly sea creatures

[malibuklaus]

which one of you lied that she was a good actress

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

[biggiesnails]

Me 5 minutes ago, weak: Nooo I can’t post non dca art on my tumblr people won’t care or will be annoyed

Me now, woke, intelligent, based: I can post whatever I want actually

Stupid stupid roblox stupid- I didn’t think I’d like Pressure but it’s shockingly fun

Fishe but I made him more of a stinky creature thing

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Oil paintings by Ksenia Buridanova

@buridanova on Instagram

[oobbbear]

recent gitm doodles

All character belongs to @venomous-qwille