#gwen: idk what this is stop
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On their way to go annoy Miguel <3
(Ft. Meows Morales, Guin Stacy, Rabbitr Prabhakar, Margo Kestrel, and Yotie Brown)
#across the spiderverse#atsv#spiderman across the verse#miles morales#gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#hobie brown#margo kess#meows morales#spider byte#spider punk#spiderman india#this took an ungodly amount of time to do#Margo especially#speaking of which stop excluding my girl Margo out of the spiderteens#don't know what to call this...universe? ...au?#maybe meows n friends or something like that idk#myart#edit: got rid of some negative space
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I know it's hypocritical of me since i've said i hate that Gwen and Margo scene but the idea of Hobie being jealous of Ganke is so fucking funny to me.Obviously he wouldn't be a dick to him because that's unpunk but i'm just imagining it like:
Miles and Ganke:*Happily talking in Btsv and casually showing how close they are*
Gwen,raising an eyebrow at Hobie:What's with you?
Hobie:*Eye twitching violently through his mask*I don't know.But i don't like him
Gwen:You mean Ganke?Why?
Pavitr,who knows damn hell Hobie has a crush on Miles and that he's being sincere that he dosen't know he's jealous:
#i know for a fact he'd have a crisis over it.because idk about comics hobie but movie hobie RADIATES rarely gets crushes energy(aspec swag)#so he wouldn't know what romantic jealousy feels like.he's heard descriptions from his friends but has never experienced it himself#and when he does he's just wondering what the fuck is going on.he'll be fine though miles and ganke stopped crushing inbetween movies#punkflower#t4t punkflower#hobie brown#miles morales#gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#spiderband#ace hobie#team dad hobie#trans hobie brown#unlabeled hobie brown#autistic hobie brown#bi miles morales#autistic miles morales#trans miles morales#mirasol morales#< tagging that because i was thinking of my transmasc4transfem verse for them specifically when i came up with this#trans gwen stacy#black gwen stacy#autistic gwen stacy#transhet pavitr prabhakar#adhd pavitr prabhakar#atsv#btsv#spiderman#💌#summerposting
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Now marvel you knew fully well what you were doing with this
#Like hello?#You can't tell me there's nothing between them and that Gwen dont feel something towards her#Cause look at this#Homegirl is distressed that emjay is leaving#“Em jay we were finally-” FINALLY WHAT#Yeah they're treading on the edge of it#Only to rip her away from emjay and 65 AGAIN for some fuckass 616 which nobody wants#Ohhhhhh by god I hope that ongoing gets canned and marvel puts her back in 65 and gives her another story#Gwenmj#Gwemj#Gwen x mj#Giant sized spider gwen#No hate to Stephanie buuuuut#Melissa really did her thing#Maybe she'll do gwen right maybe she won't do nothing bad but...#Idk#Just pleeeeeeeeeeease put gwen back in 65 and leave her there#Stop with the 616 don't nobody want it
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oh I love reading bad takes so early into a show's life (sarcastic) (I'm dying) (god save me)
#ramblings with major#can we not can we Not. do the mean lesbian thing in tmagp. please.#also people being like 'ah yes alice so down for violence' what gave you that impression#out of the 3 women in the oiar why is She the most likely to commit violence. more than gwen? GWEN??#discourse#idk if ive ever used that tag before but we're early enough in the game that i feel it needs to be mentioned#nip it in the bud and whatnot#i suppose most of the discourse is in the tags but nonetheless#im not eloquent enough to put it in the body of the post but yeah <3 plz stop doing the mean lesbian thing <3#i can already see it <3 you stop that now <3 ya silly geese <3
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The last two days of my life have been wholly consumed by me finally playing spiritfarer. Good game yall good game
#spiritfarer#I may or may not be 13 hours deep after only ~36 hours since download#just about sobbed having to say goodbye to Alice only to come back to fucking Atul asking about fried chicken#like bro idk how to tel you I haven’t found cooking fat yet#my fav npc just got dementiaed can you wait a sec#where was Alice’s mini game? does only Gwen get that?#finally completed Summer’s gem quest too and now she’s starting to act like she’s Ready To Go if yknow what I mean#stop taking my old ladies first#happy to see I’m only 1/4 through the game tho I worried I was blowing through it too fast
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I hate miguel I acc despise him. how about you’re the anomaly u little bitch dorito looking weird ass why r your legs twigs and your arms and shoulders canons do leg day and stop being mean to literal children. miles is 15!!!! 15!!!!! selfish fucker have u thought of the possibility that worlds r only getting destroyed bc U keep getting involved?? hate him so much
#hope he explodes#like next movie explode#idk in a glitchy colourful boom#hate him hate him hate him#also he’s ugly and I will die in this hill#anti miguel o’hara#full disclosure I hate him bc he’s mean to miles and gwen#and u know what that’s a good enough reason#fully grown men being mean to children is just bad full stop#spiderverse 2#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman atsv spoilers
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Gwen is not only a woman, but a woman that is the obstacles of the main gay ship. No way they would ever treat her well
when will we ever learn 🫠
#oh and then when people call out others for their treatment of Gwen they will call you homophobic!#hooray!!!! what a great idea to do instead of maybe doing some introspection on your internal misogyny and racism :)#and then to overcompensate others will make Gwen in a way that she was never in love with Arthur and such#this is coming from someone who ships merthur btw:#please please PLEASE stop treating gwen as if she doesn’t exist in your fics or just hands Arthur over the Merlin#tho many of those fics i read are a lot older so idk how prevalent they are in current ones but my point still stands#there’s a way to ship merthur AND not treat Gwen like shit#it’s not that hard tbh#got a lot of mutuals who love her and ship merthur so :/ i don’t understand why some ppl can’t#like dw anon i know all about the Gwen discourse and it looks like none of the conversation has changed since the beginning#which honestly sucks bc this show’s been over for more than ten years now#but yeah! this is precisely why i don’t touch that discourse bc it’s just full of misogynoir and i just block ppl like that#asks#bbc merlin discourse#this btw isn’t merthur bashing bc i do ship it and to be fucking honest you can uplift Gwen w/o bashing merthur#and vice versa bc wasn’t that the criticism of merthur fans who bash Gwen? bc you can uplift merthur w/o bashing on her#anyway
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i may know it’s healthy to interact with people and be social, but that doesn’t mean i find it easy in any way
#like i don’t actually mean to isolate myself i just get lost in doing my own thing#which isn’t bad in itself#but then i find myself feeling sad and idk why#bruh you haven’t spoken to your friends in quite a while#if i was a sim my social bar would be red#but i still don’t wanna talk to people sometimes#like i have to physically force myself just to say ‘hey!#everyone pray for gwen’s social life bc it sucks and isn’t really getting any better even tho i’m trying my hardest#i do wanna push myself more and talk to ppl i’ve always wanted to talk to#but my stupid brain won’t let me#i’m trying to push past it though#it would be nice to make new friends that i then neglect bc i’m bad at friendship#idk maybe that isn’t fair#but i still wouldn’t say i’m great at it#idk i just feel dumb for begging people to talk to me#or even just sending messages to new people#or even my friends who i know won’t judge me but still#idk i’m still sensitive after my episode and i just feel embarrassing and annoying and like i’m bugging people#and i believe them when they say i’m not but it doesn’t stop completely me from feeling that way#literally ‘hey’ feels like i just pissed on the floor in front of them#like god! way to be annoying gwen!!#yes i know it’s my brain talking but literally i use up so much energy trying not to feel it#and so much letting myself feel it#and i only have so much energy as it is#not that it matters#bc most ppl don’t care as long as i check in sometimes#but again i repeat my earlier statement#don’t wanna check in i feel cringe#need friends and communication but cannot maintain them#like the 100th post i’ve made but it’s what my thoughts are currently
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im trying to respond to people on my post who have questions or are confused but theres just so many 😭 i dont know how to explain the intricacies of classism or how hard it is to get a lawyer to start and WIN a discrimination case. especially since i dont know australian laws. but like... this behavior, denying someone a job for their outfit, is really common across the world. classism is pervasive and it's dangerous and it costs people their lives. we would have to change the capitalist system, change policies across the globe, and work on our internalized classist beliefs for the rest of our lives.
#i think a lot of people are sharing the post in shock and horror. not knowing that this happens to people every day. which is really sad.#like. this is an issue that is literally ignored and swept under the rug. to the point where people dont think about it. even though like.#when you hear about Interview/Business Culture you know you have to dress well. everyone knows that's like step 1. but people havent#actually stopped and asked what the purpose of that is or what that means. people haven't considered what happens if you break that rule. or#why that rule is there at all... emily gwen said that they can't afford new clothing. and couldnt get the words out in the moment. but like.#imagine this from the interviewer's perspective. she saw someone who was 'unprofessional' because of their clothing. and that's fucked up!#WE know the situation because of their post. but they shouldnt need to justify their attire like that to get a damn job. we dont need to#know someones circumstances to treat them like a person. and i want everyone to really think about this. how many times in your life have#you seen someone with worn out clothes. dirty clothes. clothes with holes in them. clothes that are 'too casual' for their setting. and how#have you treated those people? how have you thought about them? and think about this in media. how many people with bad clothes are seen as#irresponsible? or treated like shit? this happens every day. and it's not australia specific or america specific either. it's everywhere.#so please show others compassion. this experience is traumatic and alienating. it's hard to reach out. its embarassing to talk about.#and it's even harder to get legal defense for this stuff. you need money and you need solid proof. oftentimes people have neither.#other things to consider clothing-wise: clothes that dont fit. too big or too small. modified outfits. clothes that dont match the weather#(like wearing a sweater in the summer or thin shirts/shorts in the winter). like. these are things people judge all the time idk.#what happened to emily was horrific. but it's not new and youre not immune to thinking the same way.#anis gaymer moments
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I have written sm lore involving how amber got spider powers and how she decides to become a hero but I feel like half of it doesn’t make sense
#by written sm I mean I’ve rewritten it like three times#also I think hee first villain is gonna be doc ock#but I feel like what I’m trynna do makes no sense#also in trynna decide if I should make her become gold silk before or after the first like idk doc ock attack ig#bc bc ok my idea was#she gets bit and immediately tells her friends cuz I feel like she would do that#hee friends are like variants of Gwen and Peter but with slightly different names#and my idea was that doc ock was the one that made the spiders and since he lost one he’s trynna find it idk how tho idk the power of#bullshit science ig#and then one day amber and her friends are in this place when doc ock breaks in cuz he tracked the spider down to being here (how he traked#amber? no idea) and while this happens the building starts sorta collapsing killing Pietro (peter variant) and so right before he dies he#tells amber ‘with great power comes great responsability’ cuz yea#and then after that she decides she should be a hero and ofc gwanda helps her (but not before trying to stop her cuz dangerous)#y pues that was my idea#but idk if I should keep it#help#spyder’s chaos#gold silk#amber alvarez#ocs
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i feel like atsv was pandering to the marvel fans a little. itsv remains superior.
#like what was the reason for so many live action references#also in the beginning when gwen was having her Action Movie Opening Chase Scene the one liners were so... marvel core?#like hes behind me isnt he core. which was annoying for me lmfao and i dont remember itsv being like that#also i signed up for a miles film not a gwen film. not that im complaining but when SPOILERS uncle aaron appears and we meet prowler miles#i was like OMFG yes finally. and then. to be continued??#that was the biggest plot twist in the movie tbh. i didnt expect it at all tho i was like ive already been in this theatre for who knows how#long where are they gonna find the time to wrap it all up#and the time is another 2hr movie???#idk i think movies should be self contained#i think they did a bit too much#maybe they should have made a second miles film ABOUT MILES that was complete both in plot and themes closing out a great duology#and this could have been the third film??#like kathyrn han doc ock is still running around ny right.#idk i feel like this movie was very far from the spiderman core values abt saving the little guy#and you could argue that that was the point w miguel trying to stop miles from saving his dad and everything to do with the spider... team#or whatever theyre called idk#but it never really get back to that#bc its not its own movie lmao#in this movie things happened so they can be wrapped up in the third movie#it suffered massively from second in a trilogy syndrome#all that to say i think story wise i was a little disappointed#for a movie i waited 4 years to see#and after itsv i mean i obviously knew they wouldnt really be able to repeat what made it unique but still...#the animation was excellent though#the soundtrack was immaculate#and i think they did a rly good job making all the spiderppl unique and their worlds having different styles#but yeah#itsv
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve read a comic where Peter and Logan spend years living together with a woman who was introduced in that comic for the express purpose of being Peter’s love interest, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right?
#why does this keep happening…. what does this mean……#talking to myself#the astonishing spider-man & wolverine has so many moments where their dynamic is just… 🤌#like logan saying he’ll kill peter if he shows up again but then the instant peter appears he’s just ‘hi….’#or Logan instantly taking Peter’s place in taking down that doom planet and Peter rushing to stop him#or peter desperately searching for a way to bring Logan back to life for who knows how long…. he gets a bushy beard#or Logan over taken by the Phoenix and peter just… talking him down. like he just says ‘hi pls don’t kill us I just met someone 🥺’#AND IT WORKS#and then the whole campfire scene where Logan is praising peter and Peter is acting all bashful….. and then the blood brothers thing….#LOGAN SADLY STARING AT HIS HEALED HAND HAUNTS ME#the what if of spider-man vs wolverine I did not care for#Peter going from ‘no killing!!!!’ to an assassin happens so fast and feels very ooc#and I disliked the mj bashing to prop up Alex who is essentially a less experienced version of her sister but looks like Gwen#but I’m still fascinated that Logan just like…. stuck around with them#he went on picnic dates with them. Peter could guess what he would say or do bc they knew each other so well#the bit where it’s stated that Logan really likes it when Peter takes the lead?????#idk…… much to think about…….#god the spideyclaws brain rot is real rip to me#sorry I will eventually shut up about them. just not yet#spideyclaws
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There's something about the tmagp characters' motivations, and who they're willing to sacrifice, and how the people or things they prioritise act towards them, and how it goes for them.
Because
Celia is willing to sacrifice Sam, who loves her and who she genuinely does care about, to stay with Jack. And then there's a moment where she isn't sure she can go through with it, and she loses him anyway without having to act, and she'll probably never know exactly what choice she would have made in the end, even though she's consciously planned this for weeks.
Alice straight up abandons Teddy and Colin, who are both Not Doing Well, when they are explicitly asking her for help, to go and protect Sam, who has told her not to come after him. It's barely a decision for her - she quite clearly stops thinking about anything or anyone else.
Sam finds out that Celia betrayed him and STILL puts himself in danger to protect her. And ends up falling through the gap to another world, which is exactly what she was planning to do to him.
Gwen throws Lena under the bus the moment the opportunity comes up, purely for the sake of her own ambition, which is part of a broader pattern of decisions. And it's immediately obvious when she gets what she wanted that it's only going to go badly for her.
Idk idk it's the love and the need and the want of it all, and the ruthlessness that can come out of it, and the way they make or don't make their choices, and the consequences of it aaaaaa
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30#the magnus protocol#samama khalid#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#celia ripley#h
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bestie
spider squad x black cat!fem!reader
request?: yes
request: “hi! okay i love your works and my brains been rotting thinking abt this lol. i was wondering if i could request a black cat variant! reader that somehow (idk how sorry ), she's apart of the spider-society? Given that black cats backstory isn't all that nice, maybe she has a deal W miguel to let her stay if she makes sure she uses her skills to help the society instead of stealing? and how the squad(miles, gwen, pav, hobie) meet her in the society?”
requested by: anon
word count: 2.1k
genre: platonic and chaotic LMAO
Warnings: language, stealing, bad Spanish, slight Gwen crush if you squint but also like not really
A/N: STOP I LOVE WRITING PLATONIC AND CHAOTIC THINGS!! i did change up the prompt a bit as they didn’t meet her in spider society necessarily (even though the did, they just didn’t know it lol) i hope you enjoy this anon! also if anyone wants to knows some of the specific songs that gave me black cat 2099 vibes lemme know 👀 i’ll make a post
pt ii - becoming hobie’s bestie
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Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie were called to “the principal’s office” as they started calling it. So here they are, in front of Miguel, waiting to be reprimanded for something they did. “I have a mission for the three of you,” he says, pointing to Miles, Gwen, and Pav. “Hobie, you’re not needed.”
“Like ‘ell I’m not,” he says, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall. Miguel subtly smiles to himself. Reverse psychology. Works every time.
“Wait, what?” Miles asks, eyes wide. “You aren’t gonna yell at us for existing?” Gwen asks, equally as surprised. Miguel rolls his eyes. “For existing? When have I ever…” he trails off as Pav, Hobie, and Gwen point at Miles.
And Miles points at himself.
“Dios mío,” Miguel mumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose. “No. I’m not doing that. This time.”
“What’s the mission then? Are we going somewhere new? Oh! Can I bring back a souvenir?” Pavitr asks, excitedly. “No, but I’m sure you’ll end up with some sort of souvenir regardless,” Miguel grumbles, and Hobie raises his eyebrow. “Well, what do you mean by that?” Gwen asks and Miguel types into his computer. A picture of a girl pops up on the screen. “I need you to bring me her.”
“Uhhh what? You want us to bring you a… civilian?” Miles asks, and Miguel nods. “She’ll respond to you all better. You’re the same age,” Miguel says, and they all glance at each other. “Can you not be secretive for like, a couple of seconds? Is she an anomaly?”
“No, Gwen. Just bring her to Spider Society, please. She’s from this universe, so I’m just sending you to where I need you to go,” Miguel says, opening a portal for them to go through. They all glance at each other before Gwen shrugs, walking through the portal. Miles and Pav follow her, and Hobie rolls his eyes following the three of them. They find themselves… at a show? They’re on top of the catwalk in a stadium show, looking down at the audience. “What the hell?” Gwen mumbles and Hobie is intrigued when he sees the instruments on the stage. “Now why did he send us to a concert?” Miles asks, and Pav shrugs. Right at that moment, the lights go down and everyone starts to scream. “So, you think she’s in the crowd? How are we supposed to find someone in all of these people?” Miles asks, and Pav shrugs. “I can do it, easily,” Pav says, and Miles and Gwen give him a Look™. “What?! It’s simple you just look for her face! Miguel showed us a picture of her.”
“Aye, ‘e’s right. Found her,” Hobie says, and they all look at him. He’s pointing, and they follow his finger. “SHE’S THE SINGER?!” Gwen yells as the music starts. “Yeah. Guess we gotta wait for the set to finish,” Hobie says, shrugging and sitting on the catwalk, “Gettin’ a free show outta this shit at least.”
“Oh, please, every show you’ve ever been to has been free,” Gwen says, sitting next to him, taking her mask off. Hobie, Pav, and Miles all follow suit. “What does Miguel want with a singer?”
“I like her outfit,” Pav says, ignoring Miles’ question and sitting next to Gwen. Miles quickly slips between Pav and Gwen, shooing him away slightly. “Not my style. Lyrics ain’t bad,” Hobie says, leaning back and observing the performance, “She can sing, I’ll give ‘er ‘at.”
“I fuck with it. Lyrics speak to me,” Gwen says, and Pav nods. “She seems angry.”
“Yeah, that’s why I can respect what she’s doin’. Threatenin’ and angry music is cool,” Hobie says, bobbing his head up and down. Gwen nods. “Okay, guys, seriously, what does Miguel want with a singer?”
“Maybe she’s a scientist or something? Miguel needs her help?” Gwen suggests, and Miles shakes his head. “Nah, I feel like he’d just meet with her then.”
“He did mention she was close to our age, though. And her songs make it sound like she has an issue with authority,” Pav mentions, and Hobie nods. “I fuck with ‘er.” They all look at him. “Oh, I get it. She’s Hobie’s age,” Gwen says, and Hobie raises his eyebrow. “What does ‘at ‘ave to do with anythin’?”
“You two are the same age, both have a problem with authority… whatever she is, she needs someone she can relate to to actually come with us,” Gwen says, and Hobie nods. “Guess ‘at makes sense.” The four of them continue watching the concert. Even though it isn’t necessarily punk music, Hobie loves the lyrics. And Gwen loves all of the songs because she understands the lyrics more than the other guys. Miles is enjoying it because Gwen is enjoying it, and Pav is enjoying it because other people are enjoying it. However, neither of them would probably listen to this after this mission. When you’re nearing the end, Miles slips his mask back on. “Alright, everyone. What’s the plan?”
“We need to get backstage,” Gwen says, slipping her mask on as well. “‘ave a gander down there,” Hobie says, pointing at some marks on the stage. “What’s that?” Pav asks. “Pyrotechnics. When they go off, we go in,” Hobie says, and they all nod. “Hope they’re big enough that no one sees us,” Gwen mumbles and Hobie scoffs. “Gwendy, it’s a stadium show. It’s ‘bout to be big,” he says. The four of them prepare, running along the catwalk and getting ready to web back to where you would disappear to. Sure enough, the pyrotechnics go off and Hobie was right. They’re big. It gives them the advantage as they slip undetected backstage. They hide high up, watching as you run offstage after your encore. They silently follow you to your dressing room and Miles points at an air vent. Gwen nods, quietly yanking it off of its hinges. She crawls inside, taking a glance to make sure you’re still clothed, and then motions for the boys to follow.
Meanwhile, you’re wiping your makeup off, sipping on some water to soothe your throat from your performance. You walk away from the giant mirror to go grab a snack in the corner of the room when, suddenly, you feel like someone is watching you. You subtly unsheathe your hairbrush, which doubles as a dagger. Just in case. You take a deep breath, turning around, and throwing it. Miles leaps out of the way, and the other three’s eyes are wide. The accuracy with that throw was a little too good. “None of you are Miguel,” you say, on edge still. “Ay, don’t compare me to that bloody bloke. I’d rather die than be called ‘im,” Hobie says, and you give him an amused look. “I can arrange that,” you say, and Gwen clears her throat. “I just wanted to say your concert was like, totally, awesome.”
“Aw, thanks! Did you pay to watch?” you ask and she looks around. “Well uh… I, um—” She gets cut off by your laugh. “I’m kidding. I don’t give a fuck if you didn’t. In fact, I would prefer you didn’t,” you explain. “Oh! Then no. Too cool to pay, you know?” Gwen rambles and Miles turns his head to her, giving her a look that translates into ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ You chuckle. “Why are you four here, then? Señor O’Hara miss me?” you take a bite of the snack you picked, leaning against the wall. “How do you know Miguel?” Pav asks and you snort. “Long story. Oh! He finally find out I took something from him?” you ask, tossing your food to the side and crossing your arms. “I… we actually don’t know. He just said we had to bring you back to—”
“Wait he’s actually inviting me into his super secret spider society?” you ask, a look of excitement spreading across your face. “Uh. Yes?” Miles says, and you squeal. “This is so exciting! My first time being invited, okay, great, hold on,” you say, quickly running off and behind the changing room divider. “Uh… you’re just gonna come with us?” Gwen asks, and you yell a quick ‘yep!’ They all look at each other and shrug. “No offense, sweet’eart, but I thought it woulda been ‘arder to convince ya. Wasn’t aware bein’ invited by a stuck-up wanker like ‘im was all it would take,” Hobie says, and they hear a giggle from behind the screen. “Oh this isn’t my first time in his little fanclub,” you step out from behind the divider, garnishing an all-black catsuit with shiny black gloves coming to claws at the fingers. A small eye mask adorns your face, and you smirk. “It’s just the first time he’ll know I’m there.”
“Holy shit, no way! You’re Black Cat!” Gwen says, and you do a little curtsy. “Pleased to make your acquaintance officially, Gwen Stacy,” you say, and her eyes get big. “How did you know—”
“Like I said. Not my first time there. Surprising since you all have that spidey sense or whatever, but guess I’m just that good,” you say, pulling out a dimension-hopping watch. “When did you—”
“Do I have to say I’ve been to your Spidertopia already again? Come on, I’m sure your pendejo of a boss is waiting for us,” you grin, and Hobie shakes his head. “Not my boss. I like you, though. Gettin’ fuck the establishment vibes,” he says, and you wink at him. “Thanks, Hobie Brown. Appreciate it. Also, Pavitr, you need to tell me what your haircare routine is,” you walk through the portal, and the four of them follow after you. Sure enough, you step out of the portal and stand right in front of Miguel’s desk. “Hello there, Spider-Boy,” you say, and he sighs. “(Y/n). Give me the device back. Now.”
“I’m good, actually. Been having too much fun with it,” you say, placing it on your wrist. He mutters something in Spanish as the four of them appear behind you. “Wait, if you’re Black Cat, why are you like… a superstar?” Miles asks, taking his mask off. “Was told at a young age to never settle for second best. So, I never did. Also if you want to steal from the big leagues, you have to be in with the big leagues,” you say, shrugging. “Damn, she is… so cool,” Gwen whispers. “We have an agreement, (Y/n),” MIguel says and you groan. “Miguel! Big guy, amigo, can I call you that?”
“No.”
“Don’t care, when have I ever stuck with an agreement?” you ask and he frowns. “This is all because you want to be able to come here whenever you want, isn’t it?” he asks and you grin. “You’re so smart, bestie,” you say and he groans. “You’re impossible.”
“I know. So can I come here and not have to worry about multiple spiders biting me all at once?” you ask, and he sighs. “Yes.”
“YE—”
“BUT!”
“Fuck, there’s a but,” you groan, as he continues talking, “No. Stealing.” You feign offense. “What makes you think I would ever steal something from here?” He points to your wrist. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. This was gifted to me.”
“By who.��
“Myself.”
“Esta maldita chica,” he mumbles, and you grin. “Well, thank you so much for approving my breaking and entering of your little arachnid club. I’ll be sure to return everything I’ve taken in hopes that you would notice I wanted to be invited,” you grin, and he clenches his jaw. “You step one toe out of line—”
“I woooon’t! Promise! Before I return everything though, I kinda have a heist planned in Earth-42,” you shrug, pulling up a portal. “I’ll tell Miles you said hi, Miles,” you give him a smirk, but before disappearing into the portal, you hear Miguel. “When you’re done come back here. I actually might be able to use you for something.”
You smile at him. “Say less, Spider-Man.” Then, you disappear. “We’re about to see a lot more of her, aren’t we?” Miles asks, and Miguel sighs and nods. “Dude! She is so cool!” Gwen says, and Hobie nods. “She don’t take shit from no one. Respectable.”
“She’s funny! And she was able to shut you down, Miguel, that never happens,” Pav says, laughing a bit. “She seems kinda crazy,” Miles says.”
“What, like we aren’t?” Gwen retaliates and he shrugs. “I am perfectly sane! Most of the time…”
Miguel runs his hand through his hair in frustration as the four of them continue discussing you while walking out of the room.
He was not looking forward to the friendship the five of you were about to form.
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Uh update she hasn’t answered or sent any tiktoks (typically she sends like 100 a day) and so today I just started texting her and sending her tiktoks like normal and she hasn’t responded so 😗
Sometimes I think I’m normal but then I go head and do something like ripping my friend to shred for saying she’s a gwiles hater and that they’re “to fast paced and doesn’t flow well”
#I wasn’t mean#so idk why she won’t answer#she’s the type to go back to her other internet friends when someone else pisses her off but like I thought we were past that point#we’ve been friends for four years but me expressing a diff opinion is what stops her from talking to me ??#wild#spider verse#spiderman into the spiderverse#ghostflower#miles x gwen#gwiles#gwen stacy#miles morales
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head in hands, on my freaking knees. the running theme of dopplegangers and other selves in protocol both textually and metatextually is going to send me to an early grave. like. beyond it just being cool as hell, its such an interesting way to take a sequel/side-quel/whatever of a story where even the most minor character has a whole fanbase behind them because yes! we’re all waiting to hear from our faves after so long and here they are! but not really. the voice is the same but the person is not, at what point do you stop being you and start being someone else? is that you?
and ! ☝️ id argue that sam and alice as characters play into this theme because they are both completely different from jon and martin but also exactly the same (sam being very friendly and personable in a way that hides his obsessiveness, alice being loud and sarcastic to hide her loneliness/jealous streak) (also erm. theyre actually canonically south asian and trans this time. win.) (we also get this with gwen (literally a bouchard) and celia (literally from tma)) the whole team is meant to ring the archives alarm without any fire. similar but not the same yknow?
idk man playing with expectations and familiarity like this is so cool to me. like yes ill trust the voice in my computer telling me to dig myself deeper! it sounds like my friend jon!
#text!#magprotocol#i need a tag for meta actually sorry everybody i love writing it#spooky’s creative writing degree#thinks about ‘some of him’ and dies one thousand deaths#tl;dr the people need a jmart/samalice queen out session#and if i said this lays the groundwork for sarchivist next season ? ☝️
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