#guzmabuglord

[goldenrodchef]

What sorta cookin do you get up to, PUNK⁉️⁉️

…and you got any tips to get back into it?? I ain’t cooked anythin proper for a while now…

Um. Hi.

Uh, I cook lots of different things. Ramen, okanomiyaki, curry, burgers, and so on.

Your first attempts at cooking after not doing it for a long time aren't going to be very good, but don't give up. Keep cooking. Before you know it, you'll be back to where you were before.

I recommend starting with something simple, like a grilled cheese sandwich or a quesadilla.

[number1houndoomfan]

PUNK! realized I asked ya for tips but I never asked bout your own Scolipede!!

That’s fucked, yo!!! My bad‼️ You mind tellin me bout her as compensation??

YOURE FINE YOURE FINE DW

barb is a bitch /JOKING she’s got a mean streak and is moody and i’d chalk it up to her age but she’s always been like that. she’s sweet though she just doesn’t let anyone annoy her and tbh? i strive for that. complimentary pic.

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

YO, PUNK! It ain’t worth bein champion in Alola, it sucks here and I’M the champion of Alola, yo! Technically, anyway… guess the spot is open if you squint… some kid did it a while back… shit’s WEIRD AND BAD HERE, is what I’m tryna say!

But uh… if you still wanna go for it, get a Golisopod, yo! That guy’s what you need to be the best, trust me‼️

But I'm gonna be champion of every region!

I can wait for a while on Alola, though! I found a house with a bucket with a bunch of bent metal sticks, and when I posted about that, everyone kept telling me to run away fast, so I did, and I haven't been back to Alola much since.

[whimsyc0tt]

AY! You’re a bond professor, right, yo? You ever look into shit around Z-moves? Just askin for research…

I've heard a lot about them, yeah! A combination of the wills of both trainer and Pokemon... so incredible! I haven't witnessed them in person yet, but I have every intention to go to Alola and get a proper look at them. It would mean the world to me!

Do you use them??? I gotta know everything

[piers-official]

Yo, someone asked me bout Lokix lately and I’ve been thinkin about the bugger since. Got any dark-type tips if I end up gettin one for myself, punk⁉️⁉️

((ooc note: land of moomoo milk and honey! hi!))

Oi, I know you! From one punk t'another, it's nice t'meet ya!

I actually got a lokix as a surprise gift, and so far it seems t'be more dark-type than bug-type, but that may jus' be mine.

Rollins is very protective and loyal, so it may come off as stand-offish or territorial to strangers. Usually though if the other person is nice, an' not complete a knobhead, it'll be cool around them after a bit. Dark-types are usually like this though, most of 'em have a pack mentality, ya know?

Anyway. Rollins also likes to jump around and bounce off of walls, furniture, other pokemon ('specially my sis's heracross) anything he can reach, and he can reach a lotta high places. I assume this is from his bug-type nature? S'what my Uncle Bee says at least.

I suggest gettin' a nymble first, I believe they're just bug-type at that stage, so it may help it become accustomed t'ya better. M'sure ya know that though bein' a bug-type expert an' all. Other than that, I don't think ya should have too much trouble. Ya got the personality of a dark-type user in my opinion, so trainin' should be easy for ya.

[officialheartbreakercharles]

I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR BIKE, YO 💯‼️

Thanks Guzma, dude…

She’s my pride and joy…an authentic Unovan chopper.

💔

[weaving-queen]

YOU GOT A GOLISOPOD TOO, YO! I GOTTA HEAR ALL BOUT HIM. Demandin a rundown, punk!!

uh… that aside, though, what’s it like bein a bug gym leader? People always tend to take the type for granted, yo, or think that they’re weaker than other pokemon. You provin em wrong out there?

Ah-ah-ah, I'm no punk, it's Ms. Demetriou to you. But I'll let it slide just this once since you seem oh so excited and I'd hate to snuff that out. ❤️

I found Zale wounded on a beach just outside my childhood home the night I returned from studying abroad at Naranja-Uva Academy. He was a tiny little wimpod back then, I imagine he was horrified of me in the moment, but the poor thing had no strength to evade me scooping him up and stowing him away to nurse him back to health.

After I rehabilitated him, he was stuck to me like stubborn glue and the rest is history.

Zale has flourished under my care, becoming a formidable foe to all who we face, though he still finds comfort in me and his teammates. He's a true gentle giant and I wouldn't have it any other way, it's much too endearing.

And as for being a bug gym leader: why wouldn't I be proving them wrong? If my placement in the lineup doesn't clue them in to how strong bugs can be, it'd be their fault for underestimating me.

[flowerandjewel]

Who’s your favorite battlin Mewtuber? I ain’t watch that stuff much myself, but my crew taps into streams on our movie nights sometimes and it looks real fun 💯💯

Oh! I watch a lot of “top ten competitive moments” and “most iconic battle moments explained” type mewtubers. I especially like this one who’s doing a whole series on all the world championship matches year by year, it’s how I’ve picked up a lot of my knowledge on how move interactions and type matchups and stuff play into things- and how sometimes the biggest thing is knowing your Pokémon’s individual skill and trusting in that, like that one year a pachirisu was the cornerstone of a championship winning team! The video on that was like five hours long and I made my sister watch it with me. She fell asleep halfway through though. 🌸

[weather-ball]

Any clue when it’s gonna start gettin cooler in Alola this year? It’s DAMN hot and I never got any idea when the temperature’s gonna change, since weather’s so odd out here.

Hmmmmmm .. let's see .. my intuition says somewhere around October? Late September? Take that with a grain of salt, lmao. But I feel you about the heat- it's been pretty warm here in Hoenn too 😭

But yeah! You're so right! Alolan weather CAN be really wild! It's super fascinating :D

[wingsofachampion]

YO, TROPIUS GUY! yknow what? Been a while, but what’s your favorite thing about POKEMON, huh??

YEAH, yeah, damn curveball, right? 💯💯💯

I'm not sure. Humans are so much cooler than us!

Maybe that we're all so different? There's so many different species of us!

[galactic-mermaid]

Okay Goober inspired me so fuck it I'm following in their footsteps

Basically any of my RP blogs are available to interact with, however my one of my OC blogs, @thetravelingymleader is technically dating a different Guzma, so I don't know how comfortable you'll be interacting with them. Uhhh more than likely Nox'll just be shy around your Guzma, since he knows about multiverse shenanigans. Just thought I'd give you a heads up

Other than that check out my pinned for my other RP blogs, I have a lot of muses~ I also love Guzma, he's one of my favorite pokemon characters!

OOC POST! i wanna get into the habit of sending more asks, so REBLOG if you want an ask from THE HATED BOSS WHO BEATS YOU DOWN AND BEATS YOU DOWN AND NEVER LETS UP, GUZMA 💯💯

[number1houndoomfan]

Yo. Your punk ass friend Burgundy told me to ask you bout any other venipede/whirlipede/scolipede shit… so SPILL IT! I already know a lot from askin someone else, but if you got anything to add…

GAH uh ok so firstly they need a lot of space just because they’re so large. make sure your scolipede has active space to run and move around outside otherwise they won’t get adequate exercise and be more prone to health problems and depression.

this might not go for every scolipede but barb needs a lot of room and is defensive of her personal space. i see you got a venipede and idk how defensive it is of its space but monitor its behavior as it evolves to see if its a maturity thing or if barb is just cranky /lh

i feel like she was more hormonal as a whirlipede and was a lot more i don’t wanna say aggressive per se but she was more wild than she was as a venipede (or even now for that matter). be prepared for that, be patient, stick it through.

this is a bit of a no-brainer but make sure they get enough vitamins! if they don’t get enough vitamins their chitin can get weak and that’s basically setting up a trip to the hospital if they get injured and it breaks. scolipedes are still omnivorous but they shift to a more meat oriented palate, keep their diet balanced and make sure they get large enough portions. gotta support their big bodies somehow.

DON’T PULL THEM BY THE HORNS i see people do this and it makes me SO angry. it’s painful and uncomfortable for the pokemon plus you’re liable to get gored (though if you’re yanking your scolipede around by the horns you deserve it tbh). also don’t try to ride them unless your scolipede is comfortable with it. barb lets me ride her just because we’ve known each other for nearly a decade at this point and we trust each other.

SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS RAMBLE 😭 i know a lotta this stuff is probably obvious but yk. good luck with your little guy!

[1v1-muri]

hlo. my name is muri. he/him. adult (22)

im just on here for fun. i work at pelmail transporting heavy goods. im happy to answer any questions about work. company doesnt care

here are my coworkers arent they cool

i dont really keep a lot of pokemon myself. i have three. murkrow is just what i use as my persona i like them all

im the 3x international challenge cup 1v1 champion + international metronome battle championship finalist.

if youre part of that community: hlo. happy to answer any questions about that too. :). i like talking about it and i like everyone in this niche field

currently training for i.m.b.c again. hoping for the win this time ~

contact me if you want a private moving job

thats it bye

((OOC UNDER THE CUT!!))

hiiii!!! its ya boy from @guzmabuglord and @eclater-de-lys back at it again with an oc blog this time!!!

this is my boy muri!! he has some history with team rocket/galactic/plasma… my fucked up fella. please send him plenty of questions!!!

involved with oculus shared universe :3 (my friends!!)

muse is adult but writer is a minor!! nothing 18+ is allowed

everything is on btw (pelipper mail, musharna, etc)!!! i just won’t reply if i don’t fuck with the ask. anon hate is NOT tolerated!!

have a bugterful day <3

[skitter-smack]

drew some people I’ve talked to recently

@coal-the-gym-leader @porygon-supremacy @wingsofachampion @harteofthehart-ayyy @ask--lysandre @number1houndoomfan @guzmabuglord

[gildedgaggle]

told ya colress wouldnt win, delino

-Ta Writeer

Asking this here too.

-Delino

[sillydex45]

(Universe connected accounts: @guzmabuglord @number1houndoomfan @lab-sycamore @burgundy-twice @geosengespiral )

GREETINGS, IT IS I, YOUR POKE-SAVIOR,

ALPHONSE!

[pt: Alphonse! end pt]

*waves at U* I AM A COMPLETELY NORMAL. and average. ROTOMPHONE. Do not regard the fact i am a PORYGON. That is UNIMPORTANT! I am a ROTOM IN MY SOUL! AND I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THAN ANY OF THOSE

LITTLE FREAKS.

[pt: Little Freaks. end pt]

CAN!

FQA:

ALPHONSE MY DEAR GIRL, WHAT CAN YOU DO?

ANYTHING YOU HECCIN WANT! PARTICULARY I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN EVERY LAST ARCSHDANG SECRET IN THE WORLD! INCLUDING THE LITTLE CRITTERS WE CALL POKEMON! (im not one im built different 😏 even though i AM a porygon/rotom im just better than everyone)

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

SOME firey freaks MADE ME IN A LAB AND THEY FUCKED UP BAD BRO! THEY FUCKED UP BAD! I’m just a little lab baby won’t you give me a chance? 🥺

PLEASE STOP CONTACTING MY FAMILY!

STOP HAVING ONE THEN.

IF YOU WANT INFO ABOUT A LITTLE CRITTER JUST ASK ME! I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! EVEN WHEN YOU DIE FOREVER AND GO BYE BYE! *glomps you* *gets up dazed* *runs away*

[ooc note: I hope that was as painful to read as it was painful to write. Ooc info below]

First and foremost the entire point is that Alphonse is annoying and rather insufferable. Feel free to look at my other blogs (@lab-sycamore, @burgundy-twice, and @geosengespiral ) if you want more serious less annoying characters. Don’t hate on me for Alphonse i do not control her she’s actually completely sentient /JOKING

Also just check out everyone in my shared universe they’re all my friends and they’re very lovely writers and would be most likely estactic to interact with you unless their blog says otherwise :] @guzmabuglord is my brother and @number1houndoomfan is one of my best friends and they deserve so much support !!

Pelipper mail is ON! Magic anons are off. Sentient Pokemon and legendaries free to interact! Although i might be picky depending on how much info you give about the world to my character.

Character is a shiny porygon z, their name is Sillydex or Alphonse, and they go by it/they/she pronouns!

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