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The Best Men’s Running Shorts: According to Runners
Choosing the perfect running shorts for men can feel overwhelming with so many options. Whether you're an avid marathon runner, a gym enthusiast, or someone who enjoys a casual jog, the right men’s running shorts make all the difference. At RageFit gym wear, we’ve got the perfect selection to suit every need. In this guide, we’ll break down what to look for and answer some common questions to help you find the best running shorts for men.
Why the Right Men's Running Shorts Matter?

The right running shorts men wear should be comfortable, breathable, and supportive. Ill-fitting shorts can cause chafing, restrict movement, or ruin a good workout. Choosing shorts designed for your activity level ensures maximum performance and comfort.
Features to Look for in Men’s Running Shorts
Material Matters: Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabrics like polyester blends are ideal. They keep sweat away and reduce the risk of irritation.
Length Options:
Short (3-5 inches): Ideal for long runs and races.
Medium (5-7 inches): A versatile choice for gym workouts or casual jogs.
Long (7-9 inches): Perfect for those who prefer more coverage or want shorts for cross-training.
Pockets and Storage: Look for designs with secure pockets for keys, energy gels, or phones. Zippered or hidden pockets are handy.
Liners: Some running shorts men's styles come with built-in liners, eliminating the need for separate underwear and providing extra support.
Adjustable Waistbands: A drawstring or elastic waistband ensures a snug fit, keeping the shorts in place during intense workouts.
Top Picks from RageFit’s Collection

1. Performance 2-in-1 Shorts
For those who prioritize both support and style, these men's running shorts feature a compression layer and outer lightweight shell. Perfect for weightlifting and sprints, these are available to shop online in multiple colors.
2. Lightweight Runner’s Shorts
Designed for long-distance runners, these ultra-light shorts have breathable mesh panels and are ultra-light. A must-have for summer runs, they’re now available to buy online at RageFit.
3. All-Purpose Training Shorts
Whether you’re hitting the treadmill or lifting weights, these shorts strike the right balance between flexibility and durability.
Benefits of Buying Men’s Running Shorts Online
Convenience: Skip the hassle of visiting stores and order online from your home.
Variety: Online shopping offers a wider range of styles, sizes, and colors.
Exclusive Deals: RageFit frequently features online-only discounts on running shorts for men.
FAQs
1. What’s the ideal length for running shorts?
It depends on your preference and activity:
For competitive runners: Shorter lengths (3-5 inches) are best for freedom of movement.
For gym workouts or casual runs: Medium lengths (5-7 inches) provide versatility.
For added coverage: Longer lengths (7-9 inches) are ideal.
2. Are liners in running shorts necessary?
Liners provide support, reduce the need for additional underwear, and prevent chafing. If you prefer more freedom, opt for linerless designs and pair them with moisture-wicking briefs.
3. How do I ensure a good fit when I shop online?
Check the size guide for measurements and read customer reviews. RageFit’s detailed product descriptions make it easy to choose the right size for your body type.
Why Choose RageFit for Your Running Shorts Men Collection?
RageFit is committed to delivering high-quality, performance-driven gym wear. Our men's running shorts are designed with athletes in mind, ensuring comfort, durability, and style. You can explore our range and order online today to elevate your workout wardrobe.
With so many options available, finding the perfect running shorts for men doesn’t have to be a chore. Shop with RageFit and experience the difference in premium gym wear.
#running shorts for men#mens running shorts#men's running shorts#shorts for men running#shorts for men#running shorts#guys running shorts#running shorts mens#ragefit
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Bruce Wayne had a child that was somehow kidnapped right out of the hospital just hours after being born. He of them ever stopped looking despite how cold the trail had grown.
Years later there is some rouge attack and a civilian child was injured and taken to the hospital. Bruce does a DNA test on the blood found at the scene and concludes that the child is actually his long lost kid.
Dani was planning to sneak out of the hospital the moment the doctors stopped looking at her. Then Bruce Wayne of all people comes in and claims that she is his long lost child. She knows that this is very impossible because she is a clone, but Bruce won't listen to her and she really doesn't want to explain the clone thing to a "normal" stranger.
This does brings up a lot of questions about how Danny ended up living with the Fentons though.
#I think Selina is the best choice for a mom here purely because I think she and Dani would be amazing together#They would get on like a house on fire. Danny is more Bruce's son but Dani? Oh she is very much Selina's daughter. You feel me?#For this plot to work either Danny or Dani needs to be trans because Bruce would notice if his missing kid is a different sex#I have no real preference which but if we make Dani the trans one we can explain why she is so short for her age (puberty blockers)#Damian is gender affirming for Dani by telling her that he is “still the only blood son.” Dani holding back tears “Thanks bro.”#Danny would be older than Damian. But Dani isn't Danny and thus isn't as old as Bruce thinks she is. She and Damian are the same age (kinda#BUT she is oh so willing to lie and accept this fake age PURELY so she can be “older” than Damian. which pisses him off#when the truth comes out he absolutely abuses the fact that he is actually the older one to be a little shit#Dani keeps trying to run away but even with her powers she somehow keeps getting caught and dragged back#The bats are trying so hard to figure out where Dani has been all this time but she refuses to give straight answers#How DID Danny end up with the Fentons? IDK but I think the LOA is involved somehow#How does Danny feel about this realization? I am not sure about that either. I think at first he wants not part in a rich guy's life#Maybe he changes his mind later. It depends on how good you want the fentons to be as parents i guess#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#danny phantom#dc comics#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dp#dani phantom#my post#dose this one exist yet? There are so many bio kind Danny fics but not enough with Dani interacting with the bat fam
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— yandere! shadow milk cookie x yandere! reader hcs
໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა ۪ ׂ CONTENT WARNING: manipulation, mention of cannibalism, mind break, physical abuse, emotional abuse, kidnapping, stalking, heavy obsessive and possessive behavior, vomit, codependency, potential ooc.

𖦁 oh, how shadow milk cookie loves—no, how he was so infatuated with you! he adores you; from the your waxen complexion, to your eternal devotion! It adds a stroke of layer to his already overflowing ego, bringing him beyond ectastic, of course you'd love him! there was no other way, it was just as fate concluded! but did he love you as much as you do? oh, he does. he does. he does. he loves you so much, it drove him to the escarpment of lunacy.
𖦁 although he admires your faithfulness to him, I'm certain you can forgive him when he takes advantage of it, don't you? oh, it's just too endearing to watch for him not to do so! more often than not, he makes use of your possessiveness towards him—purposely provoking you and intentionally flirting with other cookies right in front of you when he knows you have been trailing after him discreetly. your reactions afterwards only fuel his desires to do it even more! maybe if you weren't so cute, he wouldn't do it as much as he does but you were just too adorable for him. running his slender fingers along the strands of your hair, he cooes and whispers sweet nothings to your ears: all the while telling you that had you been better, he wouldn't have flirted with the other cookie. please kick him, thanks. oh, but don't do it back to him! getting you jealous is one thing, but getting /him/ jealous on purpose? my dear, he'd break your little legs and arms as a punishment, forcing you to cannibalize the cookie isn't off the table either!
𖦁 oh and your love for him... your love for him, oh, he'd take such a good care of it—a care to please himself with. he'd spur you on with motivating words even as you're on your wits end, a sickenly big smile blossomimg over his lips as your knees buckle up beneath you and your hands desperately clasp over your mouth as bile rushes up your throat, he'd chirp and inquire you if you're fine, and yet his calloused hand would press against stomach, urging you to vomit than you have. he'd hang you over the edge of high buildings, whether off the rooftop or over the window—he'd choke you, threatening to drop you, delightful of the fear creeping up your expression, oh, for your face to turn blue, for you to choke until foam builds up in your mouth... it gets him all giddy! how could he not when you're like that? you're just too cute! he loves breaking you apart, he loves seeing you cry, loves seeing you angry, loves seeing you defiant, and especially, he loves seeing you filthy, and despite how cruel he was to you, you would still stay with him no matter what for he was your universe; to you, to die, to fade and decay in the absence of his light would be the easiest task, a dandelion blown away in the wind, an inevitable demise in the foreseeable winter. but to rot within the earthbread with the lack of his presence, oh, It is an aberration! a blasphemy born into the world scraping, weeping, and aching for death, to live without him was a torturous sentence you wouldn’t commute on the worst offender, much less expect them to endure and thrive, a sickly, pale glowing, cave-dwelling weed devouring a pinlight of sun.
𖦁 however, regardless of how much you devote yourself to him, his distrust of you knows no bounds, and it certainly doesn't mean you're safe from abductions. he believes you're safer that way! being surrounded by those pesky, revolting imbeciles called cookies only brings you more harm! come to his realm, you're safer within his clutches! don't you trust him? he has more than enough gifts to shower you with! his manipulation is endless, every act is calculated to make you feel like you’re at the center of his universe, even as it slowly closes in around you, each made to fit into his script but surely, you musn't mind, you love him so much after all, right?
𖦁 shadow milk cookie is cruel and atrocious but he loved you, didn't he? he was a pentapod monster, but he loved you. he was despicable and brutal, and turpid, and everything, but he loved you, he Ioved you! kissing you was not enough. to become your god was not enough, embraces were not enough. love was not enough, he wanted to become bounded with you, to become as one.

a/n: surprisingly, the shadow milk cookie fics here are vanilla... i do adore it but i love unhinged shadow milk cookie.
#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#crk x reader#cookie run x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run kingdom x you#i want this guy hanged and executed on his own stage#extremely short but idgaf#i wrote this instead of sleeping
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I liked your art, you won🎉🎉🎉
WE WON NO REDEMPTION WAHOOOOO/silly


I'm still terrified of the redemption route for this clown though hdhghfg, I want his silly self to stay evil and wimsy and goofy and with redemption uhhh
We're like
I dunno I'm sooo scared devsis is gonna take away that aspect which is what makes him just so funnn. Please pretty please let him be god awful and rotten and rude and goofy if you take that route Devisis I want him to keep his funny wimsy qualities. Please please pleaseeee write him well y'all are doing sooo good with him don't fumble by taking the redemption route (And if they do it better be good and he better stay chaotic and goofy and sassy and condescending and all his "rotten rabid thing" qualities)
If they do him (And his fun aspects justice in this dreaded hypotetical) then I may be cool with it. Though the mean ass possum has grown on me so much I'd 100% miss that evil and unhinged part of him TONS, devsis have mercy pretty please/silly
[Longer more insane ramblings are in the tags hsfhfhhv]
#my view of these two is that these should still be some bitterness on both sides#Both on SM's rabid half and on PV's half#they should both hold some form of “fear” towards one another. just deep deep down considering everything#and SM being rotten AF shchshfn#just thoughts#speaking of...#I like to think of PV's “”friendship“” offer as leff of a “yeah let's be buddy buddies!!!” offer but more of a “I could show you a#better way. Fighting like this is pointless and things could be better if you let me show you the right path.“ kind of offer#I like the idea of PV not really being able to “forgive”/“forget” the horror of the spire of deceit. But compassion is his entire thing#(cough cough the guy's known for ending wars trough reconcilliation and civil conversation. With the occasional “we are cool now!!!” on bot#parties cough cough)#and so I believe he'd be the kind to understand what “explains the guy's sheer insanity” and all but withouth#seeing that as a justification.#TLDR the good old “I get where you're coming from but it isn't an excuse. I'm still condemning your actions.”#*LESS (i aint rewriting that y'all gotta stick with my embarassingly dumb grammatical oversights unfortunately)/silly#long story short I'm a fan of PV trying to do the whole civil convo approach but I want SM to be a stark contrast to that#he should be a HUUUGE challenge to get trough. And it'd be fun if he was simply too far gone#If he isn't though. I want them to have leftover tension#stuff's inevitable imo and it'd be fun to see some clashing#askbox stuff#beetle's ramblings#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#crk spoilers#beast yeast spoilers#awakened pure vanilla cookie
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IF FOUL LEGACY WAS A SKIN FOR TARTAGLIA IT WOULD BE OVWR FOR YA’LL
GOD YOU'RE TELLING ME I WOULD LITERALLY START SCREAMING AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO HEAR IT
also i had to do a little non-Melusine SAGAU snippet i couldn't resist okay
you've never bought one of the skins before, not at that price! sure, you picked up the free ones whenever there were certain events, but never the five-star skins. there just weren't any skins that appealed to you enough to incentivize you to spend money- they were pretty, yes, but an empty pretty. nothing you couldn't already get from the characters' base outfits. until, that is, someone came up with the absolutely brilliant idea of giving Childe a skin. specifically, a skin of Foul Legacy, and oh goodness, it was OVER for you. the Eleventh Harbinger was always one of your favorites, his final boss phase even more, and now you could walk around with Legacy in the overworld with just a simple skin. you groan, burying your head in your hands, the screen bright before you. Foul Legacy stares back at you, unmoving yet still as beautiful as when you last saw him
so obviously, you bought the skin
Foul Legacy blinks, the brightness of the sun momentarily blinding him- the sun? no, that's not right. he's only allowed in the Golden House usually, waiting patiently for the next battle. and yet it's true, that's the sun right there, and the sky and the clouds and the birds flying overhead. a chirp falls from his fanged maw, turning slowly in a circle to examine his surroundings in a field of lush grass, a lake and city in the distance. free and breezy along the wind
he hears someone, quietly, as if they're from a long distance. whispering tenderly to him, calling him the best monster in the world. the voice- you- wraps around him like silk, soft and shimmering like his wings. Legacy only hears you some minutes in the Golden House each week, and now you're here, his favorite, beside him in spirit
the Abyssal monster trills and croons in the middle of the wilderness, and the stars of Teyvat shine a little brighter that night
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#sagau#genshin sagau#HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY#HE WANTS LOVE#HE'S SO HAPPY NOW THAT HE GETS TO BE OUT AND ABOUT#LOVES RUNNING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS AND GRASS#short scenario#good evening#chit chat
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HIII chapter 3 :3
#AY(OYM)!!!#can you believe it guys! ay(oym)!!#sorry im gonna keep the tags super short again just because im running even later than i was with the 2nd chapter#update still glad i chose that picture. but moreso
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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything
had way too much fun with this one hahah
#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like#im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that#plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list#also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn#baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still#we'll just roll w it#anyway#we can name baizhu's snake smth else too#idk what#just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui#hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list#like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc#childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy#gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it#guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO#changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan#changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day#she approved the husband from day1
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Stabby stabby time 😌✨
(Original meme audio source can be found via this YouTube video!!)
#once again I’m so bad at putting silly short meme stuff onto my main channel without thinking it’s gonna humiliate me HELP 🥲#l’ll get over it this is my exposure therapy hour#it doesn’t help that I told classmates in college about my YouTube channel and didn’t think about how that would fuck with my anxiety lol#like ‘OH NO WHY DID I DO THAT THEY’LL KNOW I’M CRINGE AND WEIRD NOW’#listen if people can’t tolerate you at your cringiest and you feel like you need to mask around them 24/7 then it’s not worth#you gotta be your authentic self and enjoy your interests regardless of how people view it#trying to people please the masses is only going to wear you out and make you feel disconnected from yourself#‘fuck it we ball’ mentality saves lives tbh#….I don’t know I’m still trying to pep talk myself into it being socially acceptable to post sillies :’)#for now this will be a Tumblr exclusive until I stop being a baby about it✨#(also wouldn’t it be funny if my channel has a running joke of everyone not knowing what Puzzles age is? Just a thought)#(first Meggy asks him about it and now I’m asking too)#(no wonder the guy pulled out a knife people won’t shut up about his age lmfao)#mr puzzles smg4 meme#mr puzzles animated#smg4 girl how old are you I’m getting nervous meme#girl how old are you I’m getting nervous mr puzzles meme#hplonesome art
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always so funny to me to see ppl from the 60s wearing like hoodies and t-shirts and sneakers like people do now. if this was in colour it would be 2009
#except for mikes stupi- LOVELY sideburns#davy's dysphoria hoodie#also absolutely insane they wore shorts that tiny all the time . guys#also . mileage test???#actually quite cruel to make mike run anywhere. she's a bundle of sticks#the monkees#peter tork#mike nesmith#davy jones#trans davy jones#monkees yap
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What Makes the Best Men's Shorts for Running and Exercise?

Running is an exercise that requires a lot of thought as the goal is to last as long as possible while maintaining the peak condition. A men's shorts for running should be designed to provide the most optimal conditions for a long run. Are you planning on shopping online for gym shorts? Well then in this article I'll tell you what to look for in your chosen shorts.
The Fabric of the Men’s Exercise Shorts

The foremost thing that you have to look at while purchasing guys running shorts is the fabric. Now we know that synthetic fabrics are the best choice in any physically exerting activity and running is no exception.
Cotton ones would have made a great choice, too, since they are lightweight and provide good breathability. However, they simply retain sweat and take too long to dry. Instead, it's best to choose polyester and nylon fabrics, as they will dry quickly and are also lightweight.
Avoid Chafing and Discomfort
For most guys in running shorts, one key problem is the discomfort of chafing and skin irritation it causes. And that is what you should aim to avoid with a suitable selection of gym wear. So when you are shopping online for gym shorts, remember to look for those that come with inner liners or anti-chafing seams. They will reduce the friction between the fabric and your legs and allow you to avoid that uncomfortableness.
The Suitable Length for the Male Track Shorts
The length of the men's shorts for running can also vary and with that varies the level of comfort with it. Here I have gone through the various lengths that professional athletes suggest and what is generally the best length for men.
If you are planning on running short distances, doing gym workouts, or running in hot weather then choose short shorts. These sit well above your knees giving you a lot of breathability and are hence most suitable for short exercises.
If you are planning to participate in long runs like marathons or trying to combine both active and casual wear then go with the shorts of 6-7 inch lengths. They will provide you more cover and protection for the long runs and at the same time, they are more suited for normal wear too.
What About the Pockets?
For the guys in running shorts, the pockets are always a point of thought. Should they choose one that has pockets, they can't keep anything in it during runs as it will bounce about. However, most still choose shorts with pockets as they give more utility. Overall, it's a good idea to get a short with pockets just be more aware of what you keep in it.
Which Terrain Are You Going for?
Although its not always that you would be choosing some exotic terrain for your runs, it's a great idea to prepare based on that. If you are someone who commonly runs in the garden or the gym, then its best to go with a softer and more breathable fabric. For uneven areas like beaches or trails go for the elastic but durable fabric. It helps you maintain your temperature better too.
Time to Make Your Pick
Well, hopefully, the article has helped you decide on what type of running shorts you should choose. Remember the most important aspect while choosing any clothes has to be the comfort it offers. So always choose the short that fits you the best, is snug, and at the same time is breathable. If you are looking for the perfect men's shorts online, the large catalog of RageFit will suit you the best. Scroll through it and you can find the perfect short to buy online for sure.
FAQ’s
Why do men wear short shorts when running?
The main reason why men prefer to wear short shorts when running is both for comfort and style. These short shorts are lighter and more breathable hence more comfortable. At the same time, they are a style icons with many celebrities sporting them.
What is the best length for men's running shorts?
The best length for the men’s running shorts mostly depends on the type of run, season and even their personal preferences. However generally most men prefer 6-7-inch shorts that are neither too long nor too short, giving the perfect balance.
What do guys wear under running shorts?
Though it's mostly based on personal preferences, most runners wear shorts with liners and find that alone to be the best option. For some, innerwear or boxer briefs would result in chafing. While some prefer to wear one as they believe liners don't hold enough.
#gym shorts#gym wear#workout clothes#gym apparel#gym shorts men#workout#mens shorts for running#guys running shorts#guys in running shorts#male track shorts#mens shorts online#men's exercise shorts
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Toon Link is aiming through his skull.
I main as Young Link and Toon Link in ssbu and thought it might be fun to tweak their designs a bit based on the alt costumes I wear and how I play. Their names are Zip and Zop (interchangeably) with botw Link as Zap.
#ssbu#super smash bros ultimate#loz#the legend of zelda#loz fanart#zip zap zop#052823#012022#I have a handful of drawings of these guys to share so I'm going to be doing that over the next few days! (ideally)#insta's seen the last image years ago but it's a first for tumblr#this is not a links meet btw. there will be no longform comic or in-depth ssbu lore or gameplay analysis 'xD#buuut I do have a few short comic ideas for silly things I've encountered in game#I don't know if I'll get around to them because there are so many other things I want to draw! but they're fun to imagine 0v0#I'm not very good at ssbu BUT! I have fun running around as Link and bopping people!!! >:D#the lil guys!#almost won the marching band retreat ssbu game as toon link and then down-aired off the side of the stage 😔
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Phantasmagoria Short: Regular Week
Trigger Warnings: Blood/jam, mind control, Phantas
The moon hung high in the velvet sky, its silvery glow spilling through tall arched windows and illuminating the marble hallways in a serene, haunting light. The air was cool and still, steeped in quiet. Pure Vanilla walked carefully, his steps making almost no sound against the polished floors. His mind drifted in a pleasant haze, thoughts scattered like dandelion seeds on the wind. Contentment rested heavily in his chest.
He had been cleaning the grand chambers earlier. Dusting forgotten bookshelves, smoothing out impossibly soft blankets, and rearranging strange, elegant ornaments whose purposes still eluded him. His hands worked with practiced precision, driven by a deeply ingrained routine he didn’t recall learning but followed without question.
When the time came, he prepared a meal. The kitchen was a maze of dark stone counters and brass fixtures, its only illumination the soft glow of enchanted lanterns. He cooked methodically, savoring the familiar rhythm: chopping, stirring, plating. The scents of roasted herbs and sweet jelly filled the air.
He served the meals in the grand dining hall, where shadows were cast across towering columns and rich, midnight-blue tapestries embroidered with swirling silver threads. Shadow Milk was already seated at the far end of the long table, clad in his elaborate blue jester-like attire. His smile was twisted, his eyes aglow with an odd amusement.
Pure Vanilla set the plates before him, bowing low. He straightened—
Darkness.
…
Pain struck like a falling axe. His head felt as though it were splitting open, molten iron searing through his skull. He staggered, clutching his temples, breath coming in ragged gasps. A voice, familiar, alien, howled within his mind.
‘Remember! Remember! You have to remember!’ It screamed, desperation clawed at his consciousness like agonising rusted nails.
When his staff’s eyes snapped open again, he was standing upright. The dining hall was silent once more. Shadow Milk was still seated at the same spot, watching him. The plates before them were empty, practically licked clean. Pure Vanilla’s tongue tingled with an aftertaste he couldn’t place, a phantom sensation that filled him with sickening unease.
Shadow Milk tilted his head, gaze sharp, and dismissed him with a flick of his hand.
No words were spoken between them.
Numb, Pure Vanilla turned and walked from the room, each step heavier than the last. The pain in his head pulsed, a writhing, crawling sensation burrowing into his thoughts like squirming worms. His heart throbbed with something raw, something wrong, though he couldn’t grasp what it was. He didn’t dare look back.
The moment Pure Vanilla Cookie stepped out of the grand dining hall, the strength in his legs gave out. He stumbled forward, collapsing against the cold wall with a dull thud. His trembling hand shot up to his mouth just as a thick wave of scarlet jam spilled past his lips, staining his pristine robe.
He coughed violently, each convulsion ripping through his body like jagged claws. The metallic taste of jam coated his tongue, searing his throat with its sickly sweetness. His chest heaved as he struggled for air, the pain twisting inside him like living things writhing beneath his dough. He felt as though he was being hollowed out from the inside, as though something had ripped and torn his very soul apart.
Footsteps echoed softly down the corridor. He barely registered them through the haze of agony.
“Your Majesty.”
The voice was calm but laced with unmistakable concern. Pure Vanilla Cookie’s eyes snapped upward, wide and unfocused, meeting the emerald gaze of Wind Archer Cookie. His bow was slung across his back, though his hands hovered near it instinctively, as though ready to defend.
Pure Vanilla’s breath hitched at the title, something flickering in his mind—‘Your Majesty…?’—but the thought was lost almost as quickly as it came, drowned in the sea of burning pain and crawling nausea.
“I… I’m all right,” he whispered hoarsely, barely hearing his own voice over the pounding in his head. “I’ve… experienced this… many times before… in my years of service to Shadow Milk Cookie.”
The name left his lips like a confession, tinged with both respect and something much like resignation. His head throbbed violently, forcing him to bite back another wave of coughing. He pressed his trembling hand harder against his stained mouth, as though he could hold the rest of the scarlet jam inside.
Before Wind Archer Cookie could respond, Pure Vanilla turned and walked away, his steps uneven but determined. He didn’t dare meet the knight’s gaze again, couldn’t bear to see what might be reflected there…pity, suspicion, fear…
He didn’t see the deepening frown on Wind Archer’s face, nor the way his hand clenched tightly around the grip of his bow.
The cold hallway stretched endlessly before Pure Vanilla, its moonlit silence pressing down on him like a suffocating shroud. The crawling, burning sensation still writhed beneath his skin, and somewhere, deep within his fractured mind, something remembered. Something cried.
But he kept on walking.
The days bled together in a haze of quiet servitude.
Pure Vanilla Cookie moved through the grand halls of the castle like a restless specter, performing his duties with wordless precision. He swept vast rooms filled with cold, empty chairs, polished enchanted mirrors that never reflected his true face, and prepared meals he never remembered tasting.
His mind was wrapped in a soothing fog that dulled the edges of reality. The crawling ache in his chest never fully faded, but he learned to ignore it, as he did the lingering taste of jam.
And so a week passed, each day a seamless repetition. It was a carefully choreographed play where Pure Vanilla Cookie knew only his role as a servant. He existed only to obey.
Until the summons came.
His heart thudded faintly in his chest, though he couldn’t quite grasp why. He simply lowered his head, hands folded neatly before him, and stepped through the great double doors. They reminded him of the jaws of a great beast, waiting to swallow him whole.
At the far end of the hall sat Shadow Milk Cookie, draped across the silver throne in a far too comfortable way and his mouth curled into that ever-knowing grin.
“Come closer,” Shadow Milk laughed, words honeyed with amusement and a teasing tone.
Pure Vanilla obeyed without question, steps slow but steady, until he stood at the foot of the throne. His head remained bowed.
Shadow Milk Cookie rose fluidly from the throne and reached into the shadows at his side. From the darkness, he drew forth a crown. It gleamed gold, with twisted, curved points wickedly sharp like horns.
Without a word, he held his arms out and let it fall.
The crown struck Pure Vanilla’s head with a clang. Its jagged edges bit into his dough. His knees buckled as enchantment shattered like glass, unravelling his thoughts while shards of forgotten memories cut deep into his mind.
He remembered.
A throne of light, radiant and warm. A kingdom built on hope and kindness. The weight of responsibility and love, burdens he had carried willingly. Friends who stood beside him. A war. Betrayal. A silver tree, cut by his own hands.
His breath hitched, agony tearing through his chest. He collapsed to the cold marble floor, trembling. His hands clawed at the ground, trying to steady himself against the flood of memories pouring back with relentless force.
“I…” His voice cracked, hoarse and disbelieving. “I was… a king…”
Shadow Milk Cookie loomed over him, smile widening into something cruelly triumphant. He crouched down, tilting his chin up with a gloved finger, his gaze burning with cold delight.
“Yes,” Shadow Milk cackled, “You were.”
Pure Vanilla’s vision dimmed, exhaustion dragging his thoughts back into the pleasant haze.
“…This…this game of yours.” He mumbled, slowly pulling the parts of himself back together. “…How very cruel…”
“But it was fun~”
He did not have the energy to respond.
#crk#fyp#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#cr kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#vanillaverse#phantasmagoria crk#wind archer cookie#possesion has consequences#it’s soul stuff#a whole thing in the au#Phantas likes lobotomising Majesty for fun#the guy isn’t allowed a break smh#i couldn’t think of a better name for this short btw
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I finished my Karlach origin run last week and I'm missing it, so I drew the traveling party. Inspo drawing included :3
#myart#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 karlach#bg3 gale#bg3 astarion#bg3 shadowheart#karlach cliffgate#karlach#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion acunin#astarion#shadowheart#baldurs gate shadowheart#how much i miss these guys is crazy btw#ive had to stop myself from doing another karlach run its bad#also if anyone is curious i romanced gale! funnily enouhh both sh and astarion hit on me snd i had to decline#honestly everyone but wyll hit on me. me and my bestie!!!!!!#anyways i couldnt stand putting astarion in those neon ass shorts bc i KNOW hed hate them. i think sh would find them funny tho
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Arthur Carrway, lord of the manor | Rich Merril, his secretary | Rafael Caro, an actor
sometimes you just gotta stay up late and make moodboards for your characters.
we're getting close to done on the next full-length novel, Run Aground, and i'm hype as all hell.
(the michigan fleet series can be found here!)
#i say full length#i mean: it's like 400k#boat boys#run aground#we're probably gonna be releasing it webnovel style#short chapters regular updates gigantic goddamn run time#IM HYPE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE RAFAEL OR ELSE
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hii helloo so for tje tmnt mm request thingie maybe donnie listening 2 kpop !! with his headphones just vibin:3
kicking off the end of the year with donnie vibing 🕺🕺 !!
#do you guys think he played cookie run becuz of the BTS collab#mutant mayhem#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt mutant mayhem#tales of the tmnt#my art#did a standalone post since next request is prob gonna be short comic lengthy
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