#guys please i'm dying

[mostunloyalbamtori]

New milgram content I wonder what it is!

Oh...

[wistfulwatcher]

in a n o t h e r life

[cheesehambu]

I survived another russian missile attack(again again and again)

[thiziri]

Two portraits of Her Royal Highness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal by Hermione McCosh.

[sleepy-merchants]

literal first time ever attempting to draw literally any one piece character hi chat

tired exhausted brick wall of an old man i love you

(i am only at episode 116)

[danyvhell-writes]

General Ais headcanons (Touchstarved)

GN reader | The obsession with this game is real guys :') I can't get away

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• Cat boyfriend like, bro will fall asleep on you (your chest, lap...) but if you dare to move just a little tiny bit the magic is over ! He will wake up instantly and go somewhere else to take a nap :')

• He's not gonna tell you but he likes when you touch his hair. Caress him, touch his horns, ruffle his hair even ! He's down for it and the moment you discover his little secret he'll give you endless opportunities to do so

• ↑ Scratch his head, please. Weak spot is right at the junction of his back horns, tug softly on his hair and the boy will melt.

• Ais is a man of few words but he really enjoys talking with you. Most of the time he'll annoy you just as an excuse to interact with you so you can start talking with him (and 99% of the time it works). He finds your little conversations entertaining and relaxing somehow.

• Btw, this guy will listen to you rambling. Talk about your latest obsession, stuff you like, things that seem unimportant : he will listen. He's curious to know more and especially if it's related to your fascinating person. Sometimes he'll just sit next to you and lean in your space just to have a better hearing of what you're saying. It might feel like you're monopolising the conversation but no no, he'll respond with snarky comments, laugh if you say something funny or ask you to keep going with your story. And also, he really likes your voice so...

• You remember when he said "I got eyes in the back of my head." ? (something like that) Well yeah ! His eyes are on you, always. His gaze will follow you wherever you are, with or without him. I'm sure this man uses the Groupmind to spy on MC ! Like bro come on, stop crushing this hard.

• If you have pets, they're not yours anymore. He WILL adopt them. Could be any animal or magic creature really, he will offer them absolute love in just two seconds. "Oh, this is my cat ! Her name's Nori, you can pet her if you want, she's super friendly." *pets her* "Oh yes you are !" *lifts her up so he can take her in his arms like a baby*  "Look at you, you're gorgeous. Such pretty eyes, cute little face, kitty kitty~ !" 

• He loves seeing you close to his soulless but he's also a tiny bit jealous to see that you sometimes prefer Princess' company rather than his. He'd be like "Uh hello I can do tricks too if that's what you like ??"

• He likes tea. That's it. That's the headcanon. No more seriously... I feel like he could be a tea amateur and genuinely enjoys a good cup of tea. If you don't know alot about it, he'll teach you the different types, how to infuse them correctly, what dishes you can pair them up with ! Want to learn how to make a real exquisite matcha tea ? He'll show you with much pride ! 

• ↑ Chit chat with him around some tea he made and he's yours. Bonus point if you ask for more. Extra bonus point if you're able to guess which tea it is.

• Has a special cup he keeps just for you when you visit him. He remembers your favourite drink and makes sure to always have a bottle/the ingredients when you come.

• If Ais is an oni, he might be japanese, so, this man speaks japanese. Most people think that because of his appearance he'd be super rude but oh no no no, the boy is polite. People assume he'd use 'ore' but nah ah, full 'watashi' user over here. You know that thing when your voice and demeanor changes a little when you switch languages ? That's him. His voice tends to go softer when he speaks japanese, he doesn't even realize.

• We know he likes learning about new languages, teach him some stuff. Of course he'll remember the curse words & insults quickly but pet names and romantic nouns are his favourites. If you're polyglot, show off a little, he likes it. Talk in your native tongue, even if he doesn't get anything at first, he will crush even harder. "Eh t'savais que les girafes avaient le même nombre de vertèbres que nous ? C'est juste qu'elles sont plus longues. C'est ouf ça !" "You make French sound so attractive and I'm sure you're not even saying anything particularly sexy..." "Yep !" "God, I want them so bad." he thinks

• After some time, you'd both start to naturally use words or phrases you've taught each other/you've heard from each other. He'd flex on you just to show how much of a fast learner he is, he wants to see you proud of him.

• Cracks his joints. A lot. Also stretches a lot.

• That guy who asks you to pull on his arms or whatever to help him stretch as hard as possible. "More." "What do you mean more ? I'm gonna break your bones !" "I said more, I"m not fragile you know." until you hear a big 'pop' and he sighs with contentment.

• If you burp in front of him, he'll make it a competition. "You think this is a big one ? Oh sparrow... you're a little player." And then proceeds to traumatize you for the next decade. "Do you have the fucking devil in you ???" "Nope, just my friend Ocudeus. He's gross, I know >:)"

• Traces small patterns along your skin when he's bored. He's really gentle when it comes to touching you.

• That type of guy who's obsessed with your hair, especially if it has a different texture than his. You could be doing anything and this bastard (affectionate) will twirl your hair, put clips in it, try hairstyles if you let him. He'll let you do the same to him if you want ! Go on, have fun with your new doll lmao

• Give him the silliest clothes and accessories, he will wear them. The bimboest crop top ? Yeah cool. Bat hair clips ? Cute. 

• Would joke about eating you to scare you but strangely you're always the one ending up biting him ! (not that he minds)

• 100% asks you if you want to fight. Like not in a threatening way but to test you out, he wants to see if you can handle a little sparring. 

• If you're someone who enjoys working out, he proposes to train with you. It sometimes follows to some sparring which might end up with you guys kissing... weird uh

• Has a particularly good memory. He remembers things that even yourself forgot, like really he’s your second brain (and often you’re glad). Everytime you’re asking him “How do you even remember that tf ??” and he’s just “Don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️“

• You're the type of person who calls any guy 'bro' ? No prob, he finds it funny. He's not offended in the slightest and even actually likes it, he knows it's a language tic. Would definitely send you this type of dumb shit ouezghfoez 😭

• He can be a little chaotic sometimes but you like it. After all he’s a demon, he likes joking and pranking so even better if you join him in his mischievous activities hehe. You guys would do the silliest stuff and try not to burst out laughing. Evil ones, evil.          

• Does that cute thing where he leans in close to you when you’re watching something and follows your gaze. He’s just a curious lil guy !

[beataylorsversion]

anyone know any short, fluffy, rosekiller fics?

mwah <3

[milolovesbmc]

Little no context wip for a comic I haven't had time to finish yet.......

[spliqi]

tbh i’m rlly excited for the tripolar fukuchi showdown. you people aren't real sskk believers i think they can clutch it without chuuya/dazai/verlaine/whichever overpowered character stepping in to carry the fight

[arthursfuckinghat]

Huge shoutout to everyone who comforted me when Arthur died in my first playthrough, you guys are the real ones <3

[nyxe-dragonetti]

// Roleplayers. Reblog with three similarities between you (mod) and your character, three differences between you and your character, and three fun facts about your character/how you built them/your opinion on them (or for non-O.C.s doing the fun facts, do the last one, and the rest are freebies, I guess. Say something)

Then lowkey tag some people. Do however many you like.

I'll start.

THREE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ME AND NYXE:

We're both gender-fluid woman-kissers

We both play at least an instrument in the violin family

We're both multilingual

THREE DIFFERENCES:

I am not, in fact, a tall, pale-skinned person; I am, in fact, a fricking short caramel-skinned Southeast Asian

Nyxe plays one instrument (the cello) while I play two (the violin and the double bass)

I'm trilingual, and I totally forget how many languages Nyxe speaks. It has to be at least four. Five, even.

THREE FUN FACTS:

I've been well-known for my deadly peanut allergy in real life. Although I have ingested them on multiple occasions, I've managed to survive through ER visits, benadryl, Epipen, Auvi-Q and the like. Anyways. Nyxe is allergic to sesame, which was kind of a joke on my part because my allergy causes me to perceive peanuts differently, and to me they smell and taste exactly like sesame.

Nyxe's last name is a tribute to Domenico Dragonetti, who is one of the coolest double bass composers ever. Not only does he have a totally wicked last name, but I wanted Nyxe to be a nod to those who give up fame for doing what people need. This is also why they're a healer.

My opinion on Nyxe is that if I were to ever meet them, we would 100% be best friends. We'd probably adopt each other as honorary siblings. Frankly, I look up to Nyxe sometimes. Which sounds very narcissistic of me since Nyxe is made up and I literally control them.

Okayyyy and after that long rant I will finally tag some roleplayers I would like to learn more about @thebolter1904 (happy birthday, love, even though I know you won't get this) @goddess-of-birds @ireallyliketacosokay @ishani-khera @loki-laufeychild

[unchartedentity]

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay?? I know the gutter and I know the stink of the street? Kicked like a dog I have spat out the bile of defeat? All you beauties who towered above me, you who gave me the smack of your rod? Now I give you the gutter, I give you the judgement of Gooooooooooooood???

[navree]

"americans i'm so jealous of how exciting your democracies are" motherfucker i will pay actual money for this shit to be boring again. i want this man put in prison and dead and i want government to go back to being dull for everyone except nerds

[grkuvus]

hey friends, i am honestly having a very tough time with between family stuff and not being able to work the last few months due to health issues. this month has been A Lot and both my partner and i are completely (mentally and emotionally) wiped out. i made a ko-fi just for support - i'm not on the verge of collapse or anything, life is just hard and i would appreciate some help ❤️

[soap-is-an-artist]

fuck. shit. how can i call myself a guy fan when im 2 hours late

IM GONNA KMS I MISSED HIS DUMBASS GIGGLE SO MUCH oh you little goofball of a man i adore you

ong we gon get u some therapy for that anxiety bro

HE'S JUST A LITTLE KOBOLD GUYYYY "i want to engage in unwell behavior! the world needs little rats! i wanna be a little man with a little plan!!" fuck. shit. im gonna eat somebody i CAN'T HANDLE this

Guy i think ur dnd story is really cool :(

biting myself i cant even joke about this anymore this is too much. How did i fucking fall in love [?????] with the world's silliest guy. who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY. I DON'T UNDERSTANDDD

[thebramblewood]

odd numbers from 5 to 15!

Greetings, anon with many questions! I'll skip the ones I've already answered, but thank you for the enthusiasm. 💖

5. How do you choose your characters’ names?

By using a very simple life hack known as stealing characters who already have names and making them my own. 😝 Seriously, there are only a handful of fully original characters in my story. Whenever it makes sense, I use premades or townies that are already in-game because it just saves me time and effort. I've made a few quick Sims in CAS for background purposes, and I usually just randomize their names because they're not relevant. As for Helena, I've said enough times that I made her as a vampire first, so my only criteria was a name that sounded like it belonged to a cool, sleek vampire. It's actually kind of funny to think I then worked backwards and turned her into an awkward, self-conscious fledgling. I tend to keep names I like the sound of in the back of my head and pull them out based on vibes alone. There are usually no deeper meanings in them. I hope to introduce more original characters in the future, but doing premade cameos is too much fun!

9. What about your story are you looking to improve on?

I feel like I easily fall into making things very insular, as in keeping the main characters isolated from the rest of the world, because it's easier and quicker to put together those kinds of scenes. It's also been in character with where certain characters are at, e.g. Helena still adjusting to her new form and Caleb likely being deeply depressed. But I'm trying to get them out into the world more and have them interact with characters other than each other! So that's an improvement in progress. I would also say the pacing, but I'm never going to be the type of writer to speed through things. I have to savor each and every moment, even the ones I haven't thought of yet.

15. What have been the highlights of creating your story?

All the amazing responses I've gotten from you! The fact that I have "regulars" who consistently take the time to read and leave very thoughtful reactions blows my mind. Also, the fact that it broke the creative block I'd been having for years and I actually feel excited about writing again!