#guys just hear me out okay

[salted-snailz]

GUYS JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY!?!!?!

[carnivill]

Eddie Dombrowski from Silent Hill 2 drawing list

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[mechanicalinfection]

He gets a little quirky at night.

[jenny-purr]

I kot not resist. Grindr Mayhem Vol.2

[Grindr Mayhem Vol.1] (TikTok)

Now also on TikTok if you wanna interact with it there! ♡

Edit: Ya'll guys' notes making me kick my legs in air and giggle ♡ Kiitos / Takk fyrir!

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

[thou-babbling-brook]

Guys, have we considered… 🤨

[robinfollies]

KEEP THE DANGER OUT // KEEP THE DANGER IN

[shaadowmilkcookie]

Let’s take another stab at it. I think I’m getting somewhere!

[ghostr0tz]

Very specific human Vox I've been trying to shake for weeks

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Ohana means family! And family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten!"

Kol: *sniffs* "That's sappy."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[salted-snailz]

I fucking love when Castiel gets all grumpy and bossy and just absolutely takes control. Can someone please PLEASE write some brat tamer!Cas x (pref gn or transmasc)brat!Reader PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAASSEEE ;0;

just... need him to manhandle and yell at me and put me in my place... need it to survive... I beg of thee :,<

[kai-nyktos]

*makes a billford playlist*

*80% of the songs are BATIM and FNAF songs*

[queer-aunty]

I have been obsessed with them, so I'm telling tumblr about my brainrot

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

[nicnevans]

not to talk about bleak shit on main but truly, i wish neil gaiman had just kept his mouth shut at this point. his tumblr went dead fucking silent as soon as the first allegations dropped, and that spoke volumes to me - this was a man who regularly answered asks and engaged with the platform and to this day the last post there was six months ago. he knew he was fucked. but to then go on his web blog, a site where (let's be honest) only his most loyal fans are likely to be tracking activity, and give several paragraphs of wishy-washy handwaving about "misinformation" and claims snowballing into untruths and whatever else. like. neil. stop. my respect for you is already dead in the ground, stop pissing on its grave.