#guys just hear me out okay

[salted-snailz]

GUYS JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY!?!!?!

[dragonroilz]

[carnivill]

Eddie Dombrowski from Silent Hill 2 drawing list

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[mechanicalinfection]

He gets a little quirky at night.

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

[thou-babbling-brook]

Guys, have we considered… 🤨

[robinfollies]

KEEP THE DANGER OUT // KEEP THE DANGER IN

[shaadowmilkcookie]

Let’s take another stab at it. I think I’m getting somewhere!

[jenny-purr]

I kot not resist. Grindr Mayhem Vol.2

[Grindr Mayhem Vol.1] (TikTok)

Now also on TikTok if you wanna interact with it there! ♡

Edit: Ya'll guys' notes making me kick my legs in air and giggle ♡ Kiitos / Takk fyrir!

[ghostr0tz]

Very specific human Vox I've been trying to shake for weeks

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Ohana means family! And family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten!"

Kol: *sniffs* "That's sappy."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[hijackalx]

NSFW ASTARION HEADCANON

(afab!reader, slight breeding kink, feral!astarion)

seeing as both vampires and elves have keener or sharper senses i think it’s reasonable to assume he can not only smell when you’re on your period, but also when you’re ovulating/close to ovulating.

imagine that being a vampire causes him to act more instinctually, so the scent of you ovulating gives him this overwhelming urge to fuck. like he doesn’t really know what’s wrong with him, but he’s so, so restless. and all he can think about is you.

he gets so touchy and clingy— subconsciously wanting to be close to you, aching to feel your skin against his, trying to keep you away from anyone who hints even the slightest bit of attraction towards you. not to mention his thoughts being occupied by fantasies of him coming inside you, day and night.

naturally, this all makes him feel like a freak, so he’s incredibly relieved when it’s finally over. he can rest again, and his brain goes back to conjuring normal, sensible thoughts like it’s supposed to.

and he’ll repeat the process again next month.

[kai-nyktos]

*makes a billford playlist*

*80% of the songs are BATIM and FNAF songs*

[queer-aunty]

I have been obsessed with them, so I'm telling tumblr about my brainrot

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.