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jenny-purr · 9 months ago

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I kot not resist. Grindr Mayhem Vol.2

[Grindr Mayhem Vol.1] (TikTok)

Now also on TikTok if you wanna interact with it there! ♡

Edit: Ya'll guys' notes making me kick my legs in air and giggle ♡ Kiitos / Takk fyrir!

#käärijä #kaarija #jere pöyhönen #grindr mayhem #antti tuisku #bojere #bojan cvjeticanin #kääryleet #cw flashing #Okay but hear me out #Fanfic where Jere is a dancer #Tommy is a regular (or also works there!) and Bojan convinces Joker Out to visit the club to support him... and pays for private dance???#Idk you guys are the experts #Im just a dragqueen who makes fruity edits #fan edit #edit

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bonicedemandarina · 1 year ago

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Glorimas malleus be upon ye

Also, here's my yuusona! / Yuu oc? Yuu...idk but basically my version of Yuu. Hopefully I'll make a proper intro post for her soon

Anyways, I wanted to make something for glorimas since it came to the en server so here it is!

Click for better quality

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insomnya777 · 3 months ago

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joel etho single dads au .........

#esp if we go w liml family #etho with scar and bdubs at the park #joel with hermes #their kids meet and become best friends and keep begging for five more minutes until theyre the last ones at the park #so joel and etho inevitably meet and start talking because theyre both hella bored waiting for their kids #and joel lowk kinda cannot stand etho #hes like “igh this guy is sooo pretentious i could sense it from a mile away. who does he think he is with that stupid white hair”#“newsflash it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look old as hell”#(but he doesnt say any of this)#(obviously)#and it works best if etho is totally oblivious #dude is just waiting 2 drop off scar n bdubs back home2 cleo so he can try2 get the Good Nights SleepTM hes been chasing since he was a bab #then they find out their kids go to the same school #and so obviously joel has decided to make it his mission in life to one up everything etho does #at this point etho is fully aware and finds it hilarious #because he is an Expert in these things okay. hes been making brownies for scar's bake sales since before hermes was Born #and joel can try as hard as he can but he just Cannot reach that level.#he can make as many cupcakes as he wants but none of them r gonna beat the gooey deliciousness of ethos chocolate chip triple layer brownie #and that is just soooo infuriating to him. his blood is boilimg at Every Single Parent Led Bake Sale Ever #and its even worse because etho looks like hes about to spontaneously combust at any possible second #his hair is a mess. deepppp eyebags. hes been running on maybe an hour of sleep every night for the past what eight years???#but hes sooo consistently perfect at everything.#joel hates him.#but like they also have to put up with each other at playdates and parties and whatnot because i repeat their kids are Best Friends #aughhh idk theres some potential there. i promise im just not getting it across very well #nya talks #trafficblr #hermitblr #joel smallishbeans

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lycanthroid · 3 months ago

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clearly defined list of parameters/online avatar

#gif #moving #eyestrain #idk who this is this is just basically the only guy i draw but with ears. he would exist in the same universe as lyca bloodfang #hes sort of based on like... vrchat avatars i guess? excess and very online and digital #or like a second life kinda thing. im not an expert in digital words i was never into those #i have so many unorganized thoughts #i would be happy if i was an image because i would have a set amount of pixels...#if i was an image i would just be hex codes in a grid and it would be beautiful #what would it be like to be covered in fur but just human enough that you still have to wear clothes and act human but just nonhuman enough #that you are fiction. and do not count as 'human'. just saying

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clickbeetle · 6 months ago

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i’ve only seen my new doctor twice and he’s already so much better than my last one holy shit. and not just because he doesn’t sexually assault me

#he’s already like ‘ok i’ve reviewed your symptoms and want to help you so here’s a referral to an expert!’#rather than just ‘umm idk what’s wrong with you. let’s check your iron levels and um. get more exercise.’#(despite me taking iron daily and being a gymbro at the time)#this new guy actually wants to figure things out

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lightbluetown · 1 year ago

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not to beat a dead horse but it still really annoys me that so many people just always assumed ed was illiterate. like i couldn't believe the surprised reactions i saw when he read stede's letter

people point to the act of grace scene and how he signed it with an x instead of his name (which signifies coercion in some indigenous cultures, but ig it's understandable that people wouldn't know that) but literally in that same scene he's analyzing the format of a written document? literally talking about the tricks used to hide important information in smaller text? how would anyone who's never read a similar document know that?

"most characters other than stede, lucius and jim can't read, so..." this argument doesn't stand either because i didn't see anyone surprised when izzy read the unicorn note 🤔

not to mention ed read the book stede handed to him in 1x04 (how else would he know that picture is supposed to be blackbeard) and his nameplate at the fancy party. like we've SEEN this guy read! but it still didn't convince everyone that the great genius strategist of the seven seas is literate?!

sorry but i won't beat around the bush here-- this just feels like casual racism to me. i'm not trying to blame or insult anyone, i'm sure some people just weren't paying much attention, but... yeah

#ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #not trying to insinuate that not being able to read means you can't be a genius #but cmon this guy knows everything about sailing and calculates stuff related to it perfectly. surely he's Studied Things #idk im not an expert on any of these #i am however brown. and a linguist. so

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emuwarum · 8 months ago

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fighting for my life on reddit talking about parthenogenesis and sequential hermaphroditism

#Emu tries to post #good god #someone has come into the conversation saying #HEY THATS NOT TRUE INTERSEX FISH CAN REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY #my sudden acquaintance . That word does not mean what you think it means #I was saying that I've never heard a case of an intersex fish/aquatic invert yet #and that anyway no intersex individual would be able to reproduce with both sets of organs #because someone brought it up (about betta fish reproducing asexually?) and I had to explain what it actually means #and now I have to explain to this guy that intersex and hermaphrodite are two very different things and you have gotten them badly mixed ip #also fighting for my life when people try to tell me ramshorns reproduce with self fertilisation #THEY DONT.#somehow I'm becoming a semi expert on the topic of snail reproduction #and because people get confused I also have to know about sequential hermaphroditism #which at least there is no aquatic snail doing that #idk what land snails do #everyone is always like: all snails are one sex and reproduce asexually!!1!111 #nooooooo #even the few species of aquatic hermaphrodite still mostly need partners #only 2 species actually reproduce asexually. And one of them is gonochoric #well technically parthenogenesis doesn't count as asexual apparently??#but for the purposes of me talking about which snails reproduce without sex they do count

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crystallllines · 21 days ago

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jack tried to show me this video of a father and his autistic son singing veggie tales songs and i was like “oh do you want to know which veggie tales video that was from? the timestamp and video cover? i can even tell you who was singing each line of the song that i last listened to… idk, maybe 2 decades ago? i can tell you everything about this.”

and i feel like i was just handed a basket of autism!ammo that could have been useful, idk, literally 4 hours ago when I went to my psychiatrist.

#I could have been like #listen I just I know some of my friends have gotten tested and ended up being autistic #idk if you guys are just subjective or what but I would like to be able to say ‘oh well this expert said either yes or no!’

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mutalune · 9 months ago

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one of the funniest things about star wars fic is that you can very clearly tell when an author has no clue what meditation actually is

#starlight fandom #star wars fic #I’m no expert on meditation-mindfulness don’t get me wrong I don’t know a thing #but I do know that I giggle every time a fic goes ‘oh no they’re cut off from the force they can’t meditate!!! all of their emotions will -#explode and they’re going to LOSE IT!!!!’ like guys I have great news actually you don’t need the force to meditate #you also don’t immediately lose your ability to be a rational person just because you can’t meditate #I promise that the Jedi are not 4 missed meditations away from becoming sith #also again don’t get me wrong I love a good ‘calm Jedi goes apeshit’ plotline I love watching these monks lose it in fic #I just also think that meditation is easier and less dramatic than some folks think #this is also coming from me who has meditates daily for 2 weeks and then forgets and doesn’t for 2 months and then comes back for 2 weeks #in an endless loop #so like take it with a grain of salt #but also the Jedi are right meditating is good for you mindfulness is good for you connecting with your soul is good for you #I’m working on being a daily practitioner and it is v nice to be on a fixation where my fave characters ALSO do the habit I’m working on #me: idk I’m feeling pretty bleh I don’t want to meditate today #me remembering that obi wan kenobi meditates and catapulting myself to my meditation corner: nvm i gotta emulate

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glubandeepspace · 2 months ago

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nothing fuels creative endeavors like seeing a take that is very juicy very delicious if not for lack of awareness it is an overwhelmingly common dramatic misconception fueled by hearsay and assumptions about things underdescribed and/or ambiguous so far

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fluxedbuds · 2 months ago

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different anon - i watched the stream live; it seemed to be an intentional reference lewis was trying to make, but he straight up couldn't remember the name of the series. it was after they got all of the spacial port stuff (which was the same mod they used in that series). Simon and Duncan had 0 idea what he was talking about and Harry didn't chime in, so I don't know if it was a lore reference or a nostalgia one.

my god i was more right than i couldve imagined. because while id love to give them the credit of advanced fakeout plays and good acting, ive also uh. watched Any Of Their Videos,

#so. not impossible that it was lore! just very unlikely #if im wrong i will give lewis one (1) point of credit. then he'd only need 59 more points to pull himself out of his failing grade!#maybe 58 if we're being generous about jaffa factory 2 #letters #you can see why im not optimistic here #havent watched harry tho so idk shit abt that guy. youre gonna need a new age yogs expert for that #im a bitch of dusty tomes

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perilegs · 1 year ago

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what's the worst audio i can use for an edit? i was thinking of jerma singing ohh the treachery but i want options

#umg pulled all their songs from tiktok so now ppl are making their usual edits to like wii shop music and classical songs #bc it's endlessly infuriating to spend hours making something in the audiovisual form FOR FUN for NO profit #and have the audio removed for copyright. on a clip that lasts about 30 seconds. of which the music plays under 30 seconds.#and ok yeah tiktok sucks but so does umg #they were like ''we care about our small artists so we're pulling their music away from the app and if we dont get #a better deal we'll pull everything'' and they did.#first of all how is stopping ppl from using songs from smaller artists good for them. do you guys have any idea how many #songs get popular bc of edits or dances or something #i'm no artist but i'd be happy if someone made a trend to a song of mine and it suddenly got popular #but idk i'm no expert on the matter i'm just someone mildly inconvenienced by my hobby getting fucked over #leevi talks #that being said tiktok should still remove their art and sound ai stuff

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queeringclassiclit · 6 months ago

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please send me submissions of queer-coded characters from classic literature

#please guys. I know there must be more out there that I'm missing #I'm not an expert in shakespeare but there's gotta be more shakespeare ones right?#enlighten me #I'm just gonna randomly tag some classic authors to broaden the reach of this #william shakespeare #jane austen #bram stoker #oscar wilde #charlotte bronte #emily bronte #anne bronte #virginia woolf #mary shelley #classic literature #dark academia #< idk you dark academia crowd seem really into queer classic lit

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moe-broey · 8 months ago

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GOD. HELP. PLEASE FORNTHE LOVE OF GOD. HELP ME <- is slightly self-conscious and extremely worried about doing something Incorrectly

#like i promise my og piece for today was sharena centric I PROMISE. I SWEAR. I PROMISE. ON MY LIFE. I SWEAR #like a rule i set for myself was to include alfonse as little as possible and if he's there he's just There #like i was rambling to my sister about it the other day but like. alfonse is an extremely important part of sharena's life #and like sharena is luigi. younger sibling syndrome. ofc she's gonna bring him up he's a huge part of her life #i still don't have the proper words for it but i said it's like misogyny ouroboros. specific phenomenon #where someone is soooo caught up in perceived misogyny (whether it's there or not) that like.#they don't even give the female chara a chance. like eg camilla or charlotte immediately being written off for being oversexualized #and this type of person ONLY focuses on that and refuses to actually engage w camilla or charlotte as characters #under the guise of like. caring about women. and maybe they do! but the way you're doing it you're eating yourself.#and how this relates back to sharena is like. that 'let female characters exist outside of their male counterparts'#WHICH. SOUNDS GOOD. ON THE SURFACE. but like i feel like it's too easy for some people #to see a female chara have a significant tie to a male chara and immediately decide to write her off as 'just that'#when like. ESPPPP in sharena's case. and esppp in alfonse's case. two things are happening here #sharena and alfonse have VERY different ways of expressing their affection for each lther #sharena more overt and alfonse way more subtle. and then there's the mario and luigi thing happening #where mario exists and stands on his own as The Main Guy. objectively #meanwhile luigi is just always thinking about mario and how cool he is. cause he looks up to him #and like idk idk i am not a mario expert i can't do a full analysis/comparison here but like. that's the dynamic they have.#NONE OF THIS IS RELEVANT. or maybe it's Barely Adjacent. to the entry i'm gonna submit #BUT I FEEL SO BAD.... my big piece had sooooooo much more storytelling i promise...........#the one i'm about to post I PROMISE YOU. it's just concept art and the focus was Not primarily on alfonse i swear to god

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crow-n-tell · 2 years ago

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Autism

not as far as I’m aware

do have adhd tho.

#Ask #My friend suspects me of it #But also he is just some guy not really an expert #He just knows I hate being touched #And that certain textures of food send me directly to hell #Also my brain gets overwhelmed and dies when I’m in crowds?#Like if you try to talk to me at a party you are going to see me mentally checked out #It is too loud there are too many people I cannot focus and all my answers become unintelligible #But idk I’ve seen people with adhd talk about having those issues so I just assume it’s that

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sieglinde-freud · 1 year ago

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i think im gonna pick up conquest lunatic again fr this time who do you guys pair with xander thats NOT corrin or charlotte (vanilla game only cuz i didnt grab the mod when i had the chance last time whoops)

#fe xander #im aware taking out corrin and charlotte is wiping out like his two biggest vanilla game pairs but #but i dont like corrin/royals and charlotte/xander reduces her to a backpack when im planning on using her like a nuke #anyways ASIDE from that #stats or ship i dont really care #i never know who to pair with this guy #what the hell do i do with him #sometimes i just give him peri because i think thats hilarious #but idk am i missing out on a great support chain somewhere #or like a gimmick siegbert build like #im not really a xander expert guys help me out hereee #sometimes i just straight up bench him but im not cocky enough to do that on lunatic #its not MY fault his aro swag (or lackthereof) leaves him with zero romantic chemistry #you know how chrom can marry a generic maiden in awakening? i wish xander could do the same #freudian slips #should this be a poll. i might have to make this a poll. hhrgghg

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