this is a crystal palace surname von hoverkraft appreciation post. her outfits were always awesome despite having recently lost her memories and therefore most of her wardrobe tbh. she took no shit. she was willing to beat up a bunch of cats. she was being stalked by her literal demon ex and somehow still managed to get shit done. she gave no fucks about looking crazy talking to "herself" (except for that one time but wtvr). she was forced to wrestle with the possibility that the person she used to be was awful, yet proved herself to be inherently kind and good at every turn. she dragged the boys out to the states at the slightest chance that she could help a girl in danger. she immediately helped niko, both with her parasites and with her emotions, having only spoken to her once. she even went out on a limb to empathize with the evil witch who kidnapped her friends at the smallest possibility that their shared injustices could get through to her. she summoned a fucking goddess to reign in the witch she made immortal to get justice for hundreds of girls who didn't have a voice or a chance. ughhh she is just such a wonderfully written and developed character and SO underrated in this fandom and she deserves all the love from everyone all the time
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buck: okay jee, what do we say when mummy and daddy say no more cookies?
jee: pease mama
buck: good girl! *gives her a cookie*
tommy: are you corrupting your niece?
buck: no! i'm teaching her to work the system
tommy: well, don't give her too many cookies or she won't eat her dinner
jee: buh uncle tommy
tommy:
tommy: you can have as many cookies as you want sweetheart
jee: yay! thank you!
buck: i'm so proud of you jee!
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ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐!๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ . ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๐ธโ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐. ๐ฑ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐, ๐ผ๐ ๐ถ๐ธ๐๐ป ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐๐ธ๐ป ๐ณ๐ด๐๐ด๐๐
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๐๐๐๐๐:ย ๐บ,๐ท๐บ๐บ
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(๐ฐ/๐ฝ: ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐ฐ๐. ๐ฐ๐ป๐ป. ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.)
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โApril, you gotta focusโฆโ
โIย amย focused!โ
Donatello crossed his arms along his plastron, glaring at his older sister as his eyebrows knitted together in annoyance. โAlright then. If youโreย ever so focusedย like you say you areโฆthen riddle me this: whatย is that phone doing in your hand?โ The softshell turtle asked, pointing to Aprilโs phone that was in the palm of her hand.ย
The girl looked away sheepishly, rubbing the back of her neck and not even bothering to say a rebuttal to the question. The younger teen sighed impatiently, pinching the bridge of his snout.
The two siblings were currently in Aprilโs bedroom, sitting on her carpeted floor along with some papers and folders scattered around them. The two were wearing their pajamasโ as it was night time when they decided they should meet up and study. Wellโฆfor April to study.
The girl in question wore a black t-shirt with green checkerboard pants, and also wearing a bonnet for her hair along with her signature green glasses.ย Donnie on the other hand wore his signature purple hoodie, purple leg warmers and as well as his purple mask.
The older one scoffed, quickly sliding the phone underneath her bed and grabbing the history notes that were placed next to her. The girl straightened her posture, pretending to look over the messy notes she took earlier in class, making 'mhmโs' and 'uh-huhโs' here and there.
โWhat phone?โ She asked innocently as if she wasnโt on YouTube a couple seconds ago.
The mutant dramatically sighed, massaging his forehead and laying down on the carpeted floor, his plastron facing up. The human teenager dramatically sighed as well, mimicking her brotherโs fall on the floor.
โYou canโt blame me for this, Dee! Studying is so freakingย boring.โ She groaned. โWhen am Iย everย going to have to know about these old guys in real life?โ April asked genuinely, looking at her notes with the Founding Fathers faces on it before shivering, putting the pictures of them face down. The turtle teen sat back up, giving her an unamused eyebrow raise.
โAprilโฆโ
โNo! Like seriously. Letโs be real for a second here, Don. Who the absolute hell is gonna randomly come up to me and say:ย Who was the guy that led the battle of Ft. Sumter?โ She said as she sat up as well. The softshell turtle blinked at her, then blinked at her once more, slightly tilting his head to the side in confusion.ย
โYourโฆhistory teacher?โ He stated, chuckling a bit. The girl threw a nearby pillow at her brother as he laughed, catching it and throwing it back at her. โBesidesย him!โ She groaned, putting the pillow to the other side of her.
The purple banded turtle sighed, โRiriโฆI know this is atrociously boring for you but you got to atย leastย make an effort here. This is your last grade of the 3rd semester!โ Donnie stated sternly, reaching into his backpack and pulling out his computer that he brought with him when sneaking into the other's apartment. The older sighed, crossing her arms and glaring at the floor stubbornly. She absolutely hated when Donnie had a point.
Which was usually 99.9% of the timeโฆbut still!
April rested her cheek in her palms, โI have a 88% in History thoughโฆโ She pouted, trying to reason with her brother that they didnโt really need to study so freaking hard to delay the ONE bad grade sheโs about to get.
And anyway, if she flunked this test, whatโs the worst it could bump her grade down to? An 84? Possibly a 80? Yeahโฆno. Sheโs completely fine with those odds for sure.
โBesides, itโs in two days.โ The human girl said, getting up from where she was sitting to go on her phone again. Donnie huffed, now starting to grow annoyed at his sisterโs lack of motivation and focus. โThe test is in two days and yet you still donโt know the 8th amendmentโฆโ The younger spat, glaring at his computer screen as he began to type more harshly by every passing word he typed.
โโฆIsnโt that the one which gives us the right to keep and bear arms?โ
โThatโs the second amendmentโฆthe eighth amendment is not being able to give cruel or unusual punishments.โ Donnie explained whilst rolling his eyes.
Oh sweet pizza supreme in the skyโฆApril was so screwed for this testโฆ
โI was close enoughโฆโ The older groaned, going over to sit next to the other, leaning on his shoulder. โWhatโre you doing, anyway?โ She asked, poking the purple banded teenโs cheek as she saw the evident scowl on the younger oneโs face. The softshell rolled his eyes once more, pushing his sister slightly but with no real force to it.
โIโm looking at youโre grades, actually.โ Donnie said in a very calm voice which only worked to his benefit as Aprilโs eyes bulged like saucers. She grabbed the young genuis' laptop, looking through the tabs to actually make sure he was on her school app and he didnโt just hack in and steal her account.
โWhaโ since whenย the FUCK did you have access to my grades, Donatello?โ The older teen asked, looking at the younger as if she was .2 seconds away from hitting him with her bat from here, all the way to New Jersey.
โIโve always had access to your grades.โ The younger teenager shrugged, trying his best to ignore his older sisterโs very angry tone. โYour username is April and your password is OโNeilโฆboth in caps. It wasnโt really that hard to figure out, sis. Itโs literally your well-known catchphrase.โ He chuckled.
โYour password for all of your electronics is literally Bootyyyshaker9000! You have no right to talk about 'bad passwords.'โ April scoffed, raising an eyebrow at Donnie who only laughed more at her retort, taking back his computer. โTouchรฉ.โ He nodded.
โBut the reason why Iโm under your school account in the first place is because Iโm looking over your notes and I have made digital flashcards based on most of them. Youโre welcome.โ The softshell explained, showing the other teen the flashcards heโs made. The eldest to laughed fondly, โAlright, Mr. Tech wiz. Show me whatcha got.โ
โLetโs seeโฆโ The taller teen mumbled, scrolling through the flashcards before settling on one to ask his sibling. โOkayโฆwho was defeated in the Battle of Gettysburg?โ He asked, looking up at April only to find a nervous expression plastered on her faceโฆan expression translating to 'I dunno what the answer is.'
โAbrahamโฆLincolnโฆ?โ April guessed in a small voice, knowing she was completely 100% wrong in every which way but couldnโt help at least trying.
โWrong; obviously. Butโฆyou already knew that. The correct answer was Robert E Lee.โ Donnie stated before looking down at his computer, searching for another flashcard. The softshell was about to ask another question but before he could muster up a word, he saw his sisterโs facial expression.
No longer smug. Nor bored.
She wasโฆblushing?
โSomething wrong, Riri?โ The younger asked, finding the flustered state of his older sister completely hilarious. The girl in questionn cleared her throat, rubbing the back of her neck before looming at her sibling again, โAreโฆAre you sure thatโs his last nameโฆ? TheโฆRobert dude you just mentioned.โ The older asked as the softshell looked back at the computer, re-reading the text. โMhm. Iโm positive. That is what it says. You can look him up yourself if youโd like.โย
April groaned for probably the millionth time, putting her face into her palms. BecauseโฆLee? Fucking really? This Robert E Lee guy couldnโt have picked a better last name for himself?ย He HAD to choose that as a last name?
Donnie shook his head fondly at his eldest siblingโs flustered state, searching for more of the flashcards he pulled up on his computer. Preferably more about this Robert E Lee fellow.
This embarrassed state of the eldest was a very rare sightโ kind of like a once-in-a-full-moon sort of thing. So Donnie would do what any good sibling would do in this moment and enjoy the literal hell out of it while it lasted.
The purple cladded teen smiled, โIf you were too much inโฆa mood to study, you couldโve just told me, April.โ He giggly joked, which only caused the older to bury her face into her hands more, muttering a quiet 'shut up', but with no real venom behind it. The softshell chuckled, scrolling through the flashcards before pausing.
Holy mother of Pearlโฆhold ON a freaking second.
Now that he thought about it, it made so much sense that April was inโฆa mood. No wonder she was so unfocused! Either heโs completely over-analyzing this wholeโฆsituation or Aprilโs just being a drama queen instead of just asking him to help with her wholeโฆsituation. Either or.
But he was going to bet his money on the first guess.
Suddenly, Donnie was snapped out of his thoughts as April grabbed his shoulderโs and started to shake him back and fourth somewhat in an aggresive manner. She sighed, noticing the pure surprise in the softshellโs eyes that he was now in fact out of Donnie-land and back on Earth.
โOh thank GodโฆI thought I was going to have to whack you with my bat to get you to respond.โ April joked. But the purple banded turtle knew damn well (definitely not because of past experiences) that his sister would not hesitate to use her bat if she needed to.
โAnywaysโฆwe should take a break.โ The girl said suddenly, trying to change the subject. The younger teen raised an amused brow, knowing exactly what his sister was doing and decided to play along. The turtle let out a a small laugh, โWe took a break ten minutes ago.โ
The eldest rolled her eyes, crossing her arms across her chest a she huffed, โSo letโs take another one!โ
Donnie pinched the bridge of his snoutโ he was so SO close to punting April out of her apartment windowโฆhead. first. Oh sweet Gram-Gram up above have mercy on him.
The duo had just spent thirty minutes just arguing back and forth whether or not they should studyโฆbut they havenโt even truly studied yet! If they couldnโt get back on track soon, Donnie would fear he would be here all nightโฆwhichโฆhe wouldnโt really mind, of course. He loves spending time with his sister but he has more important things to do than help her study.
Like watching Bridgerton for example!
โฆDonโt judge himโฆ
But anywayโ April needed to start getting these facts in her brain ASAP! The test was in two days for crying out loud. And Donnie knows that April studying at the very last minute would not always give her B+'s and solid A-'sโฆmuch to the olderโs disagreement.
โY'knowโฆI actually have an idea to help you with youโre sudden lack of motivation towards studying, Ririโฆโ The younger smiled, trying to keep his tone as monotone as possible but couldnโt help the cheeky smile spreading across his face. The human girl raised suspicious a brow, not liking the sudden change of tone and facial expressions from her little brother.
That goofy little turtle was up to something. And April just KNOWS sheโs going to be the victim of whatever he was planning.
โWhatโs this idea of yours, little brother?โ She asked, suspicion clear in her voice as her chocolate brown eyed narrowed at him. โFor it to work, can you sit directly in front of me so your back is facing towards yours truly?โ The mutant asked, voice still very calm but his expression clearly mischievous. Aprilโs suspicion only rose as her younger brother spokeโฆbut did as she was told, sitting in front of him so her back was facing his front.
โOkaaaaayโฆ? Now what? Any more instructions?โ The girl asked, her suspicion being replaced by genuine confusion. The younger teen snickered, โI think it would be better if Iโฆuse an example.โ He explained.
โLet me just think of a random questionโฆoh! During WWI, what did the British manufacture and poison?โ The young genius asked, waiting for his sister to answer. He couldnโt see the otherโs expression as of right now, but he could just tell by her body language that she had absolutely no clue. The older rubbed the back of her neck, shrugging, โPshโฆuh, I dunnoโฆgunsโฆ?โ
Donnie paused for a moment, trying his best to cover up his laugh with a cough. The younger wiped a happy tear from his eye before fixing his posture, putting the computer to the side of him. โIโm sorryโฆguns? April, how can you poison a GUN?โ He asked, trying to understand the logic behind his eldest siblingโs answer.
April groaned, โDude I just said I didnโt know! It was the 1600โs or something! Whoโs to say they DIDNโT poison guns?!โ
The softshellโs left eye twitched, โWWI takes place in the 1800โsโฆโ
The chocolate brown eyed teen turned around to her brother slightly, โAre you sure about that?โ (John Cena reference goes crazyโฆ)
โYES!!!โ
โAlright alright! Jeezโฆno need to shout. Heard you loud and clear, Houston.โ She mumbled, resting her cheek on her palm becauseโฆ
Houston, she definitely had a problem.
Her Civil War test was in two freaking days and she barely even knew what century it took place in. She was screwed. She was the definition of the word screwed.
And anyways, tenth grade sucked major ass anyway. Flunking one History class wouldnโt be so bad. But April knew damn well Donnie, along with Raph, Leo, Mikey, Splinter, her Mom and literally everyone else in here life would not let her even touch an ounce of flunking.
She sighed, โโฆHow is this supposed to be helping me again? Because this is literally the same tactic weโve been doing but instead Iโm facing away from you.โ
The young genuis hummed knowingly, looking at the computer screen behind him, โYou got the question I asked wrong, correct?โ
โIโฆmean, yeah. Why are you askiEEEEKโ!โ The girl shreiked, hugging her middles as her younger sibling randomly poked her in the ribs. She turned her head around once more, glaring at the taller teen, โDonnieโฆwhat the actual fuck?โ She seethed.
Which, in retrospect, that tone wouldโve had the young genuis running for the hills any dayโฆbut today was not that day.
โOkayโฆso hereโs what weโre gonna do, sis.โ The younger one grinned cheekily, โIโll ask you Civil War questions from the flashcards. If you get a question right, nothing happens. But if you get a question wrong Iโll have to tickle you.โ He finished like it was the most casual sentence to say.
โHow is that fair?โ April huffed.
โThis studying tactic helps you with youโre current mood AND helps you study more. Itโs pretty fair if you ask me.โ The softshell snickered.
โI hope you get run over by a car when youโre heading back to the lairโฆโ The eldest grumbled, turning back around to face away from the taller teen.
The other barked out a laugh, finding this whole situation completely and utterly hilarious. โLove you too, Riri.โ He smiled, โNow! Shall we get started~?โ
โDo I even have a choice at this pointโฆ?โ
โNoโฆnot really!โ The purple banded turtle shrugged, going onto the computer to pull up a question. April giggled slightly, trying to stifle her laughs by covering her mouth. Donnie snickered at the adorable sight, poking his sisterโs side, โI havenโt even tickled you yet and youโre already giggling up a stormโฆI wonder why that isโฆโ
โShuhut uhup yohou Megaha-mihihind looking thing...โ The smaller teen grumbled, swatting at the otherโs hands as he merely chuckled, โAlrightโฆin what year did the Civil War begin?โ He asked.
The glasses wielding teenager thought a bit, โWellโฆyou said earlier tonight it was started in, like, the 1800'sโฆโ
โMhm. So what year?โ
โLikeโฆ1855โฆ?โ She guessed, which resulted in Donnie carrying out his promise as he to tickle her underarms. The older let out an inhuman shriek, clamping her arms down as she kicked her feet on the carpet, โDOHONNIE!!โ She shouted through her laughs.
โHm? Whatโs up? You need something April?โ
โSTAHAHAP IHIT!โ The smaller teen cried out, squirming back and forth. The softshell rolled his eyes fondly, โYouโre just a couple years off. C'mon, just guess.โ
โ1843?!โ
โHigherโฆโ Donnie commented as he scribbled his nails on the sides of her neck. The human girl shrieked, scrunching her shoulders as her back fell against the turtleโs plastron, โ1865!!!โ
โLowerโฆthatโs when it ended. But youโre still super close.โ The mutant stated, moving his fingers down to tickle at her sides. April shook her head hugging her middles as she banged the balls of her feet harder on the floor, โ1864???โ
โLowerโฆโ The turtle said as he gave one quick squeeze to her hips. The girl jolted, letting out a loud, hilarious and genuine scream as she laughed, โ1861!!! IHIHITโS 1861!!! DAHAHAMMIT *squeal* STAHAHโ!!โ The human teen covered her mouth in surprise, blushing profusely at the noise she just let out.
The mutant couldnโt help but giggle in amusement, happy and somewhat shocked at the noise that escaped his siblingโs mouth, โAwe~! Okay, now that was straight up adorable.โ
โShuHUT UHUP.โ The girl threatened, still hugging her middles which Donnie couldnโt help but chuckle to. โI do not know why you are so hostile towards me. My tactic is helping you!โ
โLihihike hehehell ihit ihihihisโฆโ April grumbled. The young genius raised an amused brow, crossing his arms, โWhen did the Civil War start?โ
โโฆ1861โฆโ She mumbled.
โAnd when did it end?โ
โโฆ1865โฆโ
Fucking smartassโฆ
โPoint takenโฆโ April huffed as she glared to the side, crossing her arms as the taller teen pulled up another question, โAlrighty then. What fort did Confederate General P.G.T Beauregard fire on to officially start the Civil War?โ
The girl blinked, โโฆWhat fort? Likeโฆa pillow fort?โ The turtle jabbed her in the side, resulting in a loud squeal from his sister. โIHIโM BEING SERIOUS, YOHOU ASS!โ
Donnie feigned a fake gasp, wrapping one arm around Aprilโs chest, keeping her arms in place as the other hand worked its way down and tickled all over her stomach.
The eldest let out an ear piercing scream, kicking her legs on the floor even harder. โIโll ask again: What fort did Confederate General P.G.T Beauregard fire on to start the Civil War?โ
โIHIโ *squeak* DAHAโ *hic* FUHUCKIN DAHAHAMMIT!!!โ
โMmmโฆnope. Thatโs not it~!โ
โDEEHEEHEE!!!โ
โIโm barely even touching you!โ Donnie scoffed, โTo think what would happen if Iโโ
โFAHAHโ *hic* FAHAHAโ *squeal* FOHORT SUHUHUMTER!!! IHIHIโ *hic* DOHOHON!!!โ And just like that, the taller teen stopped yet again as he scrolled on his computer. โCahan Ihi gehehet breaks at leheheast?โ April giggled out. Donnie chuckled at the question, โThis right now is your break. Enjoy it while it lasts.โ
Oh God up above that little walking talking green beanstalk will be in a world of hurt after all of this was overโฆ
The purple banded turtle released April from his embrace, โThis is an easy one. Who was electedโโ
โLIHINCOLN! ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!โ The girl shouted immediately, letting out a huge wave of relief wash through herโฆthat lasted, like, a good second and a half before she felt fingers poking her in the back, causing her to flinch involuntarily. โIHI ANSWERED COHORRECT, YOHOU FOHOHOUR EYED FREEHEEK!โ
Donnie let out a satisfied huff, resuming to scribble at the elderโs underarms, โWell first things first: Your wearing glasses right now. So I donโt even know why your setting yourself upโโ April squirmed so frantically that her glasses fell off of her face. The softshell turtle couldnโt help but laugh at the sudden action that played in front of him, โI stand corrected.โ
The girl wheezed softly, a small tinted blush spreading on her face, โYOHOUโ *squeak* THIHIS IHIHIS CHEATING!!โ
โHohow is this cheating?โ Donnie asked innocently, tickling the otherโs underarms harder.
โNAHAโ *hic* IHI GOHOHOT IHIT *hic* RIHIHIGHT!!!โ
โOh. My apologies then.โ The taller teen said, chuckling as the other in front of him grumbled curses and threats here and there. โOkayโฆwhat was the CSS Hunley?โ
โโฆThehe whahahatโฆ?โ
โI talked about this several timesโฆโ The turtle mused, his finger inching excruciatingly close to Aprilโs hips. The eldest held onto her little brotherโs wrists, shaking her head back and forth as loud cackles echoed around the room, โIHI REHEALLY *hic* *hic* DUHUHUNO! DOHOHON *squeal* PLEHEASE *hic*!!!โ
โOho donโt you even. You should have been listening to me when I was explaining this to you!โ
โIHI WAHAS IHI *hic* WAHAHAS!!!โ
The softshell chuckled at the retort, tasing April in the side causing her to let out a goblin-like shriek. โWohoahโฆIโve never hear thatย noise beforeโฆโ The smaller teen wheezed out a tired laugh, slumping against her brotherโs plastron.
Maybe instead of just flunking this test she could just simply pass way right here right now. The younger rested his chin on Aprilโs shoulder, giving her a knowing look. She gulped in giddy panic, small giggles escaping her mouth once again.
He wouldnโt. He would neverโฆoh, who is April kidding?! Of course that windshield wiper look-a-like wouldโฆ
โWeโll skip this one. The answer was a submarine. We literally listened to Yellow Submarine by The Beatles to help you get the jist of itโฆโ The softshell sighed knowingly, โThis is an easy oneโฆโ
โWhose military genius and personality is often credited with holding the Confederate Army together?โ The softshell asked, wiggling his fingers near Aprilโs sides in an anticipatory manner.
โSTAHAP DOING THAHAT!!!โ April yelled. โIโm not doing anything! Youโre going to get it wrong anyway so Iโm just participating in the inevitable.โ The young genius said, putting his hands in his lap and smiling down on his computer. More nervoud giggles escaped the otherโs mouth, wanting to absolutely punt her little brother right here and right now.
Because believe it or not, she did actually know the answer to this questionโฆsince the answer was that dumb Robert E. Lee guy.
And worst of all, Donnie knows she knows the answer to the question. He just wants to be a little shit.
โTimes up, OโNeil~!โ
โWHAHAT!?!? YOHOUย NEHEVER *squeal* SAHAHAID IHI *squeal* WAHAS TIHIMED!!!โ The eldest squealed.
โWell I did just now, didnโt I?โ The younger one teased, pinching the spot where Aprilโs side met her hips. โOHO YOHOHOUโ *squeak* FUHUHUCKIN SHIHIHIT!!! MY *hic* GOHOD! NAHAT *hic* THEHERE!!!โ
โAw but why not~? Is riiiight here better~?โ The purple banded turtle asked innocently, tickling his sisterโs hips mercilessly. The girl lurched her back up out in hopes that she could at least buck Donnie off of her, but the younger turtle only smiled and continued his attack as he drilled his fingers into his sisterโs hips.
April screeched, โDEEHEE!!! YOHOU LIHITTLE SHIHAโ *hic* NAHAT *squeal* THEHE HIHI- *hic* PLEHEHEASE!!!โ
โD'aww~! Is my tough big sister too ticklish for this~? I think she is~!โ Donnie teased. โSTAHAP STAHAP!! YOHOU *squeal* GEHET *hic* OHOHOFF OHOF *hic* MEEHEE!!!โ
โOho my banana pancakesโฆI forgot how ticklish you are despite your usual tough teen demeanorโฆโย
April screamed in laughter, โDOHOHONNIE!!!โ
โYes, my beloved older sister whom I love dearly?โ
โSTAHAHAP *hic* IHIT NOHOHOW!!!โ
โThen whatโs the answer~? I know you know it~!โ
โOKAHAHAY! OKAHAY!!! THAHAT RAHAโ *squeak* THEHE ROHOBERT *hic* GUHUHUY!!! DEEHEE COHOME OHOHON!!โ The girl laughed, happy tears welling up in her eyes slightly. The taller teen stopped, letting the other slump against him as she giggled tiredly. โSo~! Based on everything weโve gone over tonightโฆcould you give me a quick little summary on what we went over?โ
April rolled her eyes, adjusting herself so she was facing her little brother again. The softshell grabbed a Sprite from Aprilโs mini fridge at the bottom of her bed, tossing her one of the sodaโs.
The elder teenager basically chugged the drink, putting the empty can to the side, pondering her answer a little bit before saying, โThe Cihivil Wahar staharted inโฆlike, 1861 and ended in 1865. Basically, Confederate troopsย fihired onย Fohort Sumterโ which ihihis in Charleston Haharbor. Sohouth Carolina could nohot put uhuhup with a federal fohort blohohocking aha sea portโโ The teen paused, looking at her brother in pure shock as the other just smiled back at her.
โโฆHoly fucking shit. I sound like yohou explaining sohohome gadget ohor something.โ The girl chuckled out. โIโll take that as a compliment.โ The purple cladded turtle said, crossing his arms amusingly.
April chuckled at the gesture, resting her cheek on her palm again, โYeheahโฆI guess. Thanks fohor the help, Deeheeโฆโ
โAnything for my big sis!โ The softshell smiled, turning to close his computer. โWe should do these study sessions more often! It helped you know more about your topic and it helped you with your current mood.โ He grinned teasingly.
โYouโre out of your damn mind.โ The eldest glared, crossing her arms as she scoffed at the offer. But the younger did 100% take notice that she didnโt deny the suggestion by any means.
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐ต๐ธ๐ฝห*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอย
(๐ฟ.๐.: ๐ธ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!)
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White mom bucciarati save me. White mom bucciarati. Save me white mom bucciarati.
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frankly I think we need to appreciate wong more. he's so deeply unhinged it DELIGHTS me
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imo everyone on earth should be talking about Him (don't want this showing up in the tag even though it's not a diss) but everytime i go to the tag and there's only like 3 new posts i'm like. oh yeah almost no one cares except me and like 5 other ppl on here
i ran out of tags KFHSJENNXN i don't think that's literally ever happened to me before anyways don't read them because it's just me being insane as per usual
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I apparently fucking lied. I ated my art before I got to post anything.
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# THE BETTER NORRIS ! F1 GRID X ADOPTED NORRIS! READER, SMAU
introduction master list request list
part one, part two, part three.
# WARNINGS : cussing, i know nothing about the parents of lando so everything is fictional. lowercase intended, spelling errors (english isnโt my first language). lando's actual siblings are not really mentioned in this since I don't know anything about them. reader hitchhikes. an excessive usage of emojis such as โ๐, ๐คซ, ๐, ๐ญ,๐,๐โ. reader is 17 in the story btw (the age isnโt really mentioned so i guess you can imagine it however you want)
# SUMMARY: the adventures of the formula one driver lando norris adopted sibling, y/n norris.
# AUTHORS NOTE : this is my first smau (that iโm posting). thereโs no meaning behind this story i really just wanted to make it for fun. backstory for how reader (you) were adopted is not explained. reader is kinda of portrayed as bisexual, sorry only like three times. pretend lando is a soccer/football fan (and likes messi). some of these scenarios/comments actually happened to face claim.
# FACE CLAIM : marian guevara/theatomicbabe on instagram (i love her so much)
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thebetternorris visited jamaica once again, spent every moment with the children and made memorial memories that i will remember forever, thank you @junglenonprofit for making this event happen๐ค๐ฏ๐ฒ
landonorris: very cool hair style in the last photo is that your new look?
-> thebetternorris: maybe it is. you should also try finding a new look instead of looking like a washed up mop you have on your head that you call curls
-> carlossainz55: ay no, she got you with that one ๐คฃ
-> landonorris: I WAS LITERALLY BEING NICE. WHY DID YOU COME AFTER ME??
landonorris: since when did you go to jamaica???
-> thebetternorris: since two days ago, man keep up with the times ๐๐
maxverstappen1: y/n does your mom know youโre in jamaica??
-> thebetternorris: no.. donโt tell her, she doesnโt have instagram ๐คซ
-> ciscawauman: y/n norris.. you said you were with friends for this week?
-> thebetternorris: hi mama ๐๐ im with bsf/n. but im on my way home! (max emilian verstappen this is all your fault, im coming after you)
-> maxverstappen1: sorry y/n.. hi mrs.wauman!
-> ciscawauman: hello max ๐ y/n please donโt threaten someone through comments
username1: y/nโs interactions with the drivers will never fail to make me laugh
username2: i love you y/n!!!
username3: will forever appreciate how y/n is not pr trained. her posts and comments heal me
-> mclaren: that will change very soon, sadly.
-> thebetternorris: @.mclaren YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
lewishamilton: good work, little norris, very proud of you, keep doing good in the world ๐ฅฐ
-> thebetternorris: I LOVE U SIR LEWIS
-> lewishamilton: love you too
-> landonorris: lewis please ignore her
username4: y/nโs reply to lewisโ comment is so real
username5: the third picture is so cute ๐ฅน
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thebetternorris ๐ธ๐ชฉ๐๐พ
landonorris: who is that guy in the last photo?
-> thebetternorris: i have no clue, i js chose it because i looked good. i think he was trynna lure me into a cult?
-> landonorris: WHAT?? CALL ME RIGHT NOW
username4: you can always rely on y/n to never disappoints with her outfits ๐ซ๐ซ
oscarpiastri: how come you never invite me to party out with you?
-> thebetternorris: because you steal all the girls and guys too ๐๐ also youโre too old
-> oscarpiastri: iโm barely 23??? and thank you or sorry idk man, you confuse me
username6: y/nโs life is so entertaining
username7: i wanna be like y/n when i grow up
username8: my goal in life is to party like y/n does
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thebetternorris no caption ๐ ๐ค: @.girl1 @.girl2 @.girl3 @.guy1
girl3: i had so much fun y/n see you soonnn
-> thebetternorris: me too! see you soon ๐๐
-> landonorris: y/n what is this???? what do you mean see you soon???? ANSWER MY CALLS Y/N
landonorris: who are those girls and guy on the last two photos???
-> charles_leclerc: leave your sister alone, as if you werenโt doing crazy stuff this week either ๐คฃ
-> thebetternorris: @.landonorris they have names you know, you shouldnโt just call them โthose girlsโ. i thought mama taught you better. ๐คจ๐คจ
-> landonorris: @thebetternorris sorry..?? but you didnโt answer the question.. also please @charles_leclerc donโt expose my doings of this week onto the internet
username9: youโre the loml in a another universe ๐
-> thebetternorris: why not this universe ๐
-> danielriccardo: damn little norris has more rizz than her brother ๐ญ @.landonorris
-> landonorris: why do i keep getting attacked ๐
username10: having the caption as โno captionโ is having a caption
-> thebetternorris: ๐ค๐ค
username11: does y/n like girls cause that third photo is a bit suspicious LMAOO
-> username12: i think so, especially because of her response to oscar's comment on her previous post
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thebetternorris thank you @.newyorkcityfc for inviting me to document the New York City fc vs charlotte game. visiting the new york city fc game made me want to try out soccer, turns out it might be time that i change career path ๐
landonorris: youโre in new york??? since when. and @.newyorkcityfc just invited you???
-> thebetternorris: since two days ago and is that an insult?
-> landonorris: who are you staying with?
-> thebetternorris: man stop asking so many questions ๐
charles_leclerc: werenโt you in jamaica like less than a week ago?
-> thebetternorris: werenโt you in china less than a week ago? why you judging where im traveling, i donโt judge you. you literally fly somewhere each week for your go karting ๐
username13: y/nโs post are so unpredictable each time ๐ญ she was just helping children in jamaica and is now at a soccer game in nyc
-> thebetternorris: gotta keep yโall on your toes ๐คซ
-> username13: toes ๐คค
-> thebetternorris: NAH GTFO LMAOOO
username14: y/n becoming a soccer player when??
username15: all of the norris siblings are so talented
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thebetternorris miami grand prix day 2 & day 3 ๐ค. found out some guy with the same last name as me won? idk but congrats @.landonorris
username16: dang her brother just won his first race and she doesnโt even make a post about him?
-> username17: for real, like everyone congratulated him right after but not even his own sister
-> username18: @.username17 well she is adopted ๐คฃ
username19: it was so fun meeting you y/n!!!
-> thebetternorris: thank you pretty
username20: thank you for the water y/n ๐๐
-> thebetternorris: of courseee, had to give you that rich voss water ๐๐
-> landonorris: you gave a stranger water?? when?? you were with me the whole time???
-> thebetternorris: hey man you gotta start appreciating the people that support you, he was a worker โ๐ผ
username21: hey i was the guy you were signing โway 2 sexyโ with lolll
-> thebetternorris: AYY MY MANNN, i posted u on tiktok look at it ๐
jamescharles: omg i met you!! youโre gorgeous ๐ฅฐ
-> thebetternorris: JAMESS HEYYY, i put you in my tiktok ๐ค๐ค
username22: omg you hugged me, remember i picked you up ๐ญ
-> thebetternorris: I REMEMBER YOUU, that hug was great thanks man i needed that ๐ซต๐ผ posted a full tiktok abt you
username23: your first outfit is so art teacher-coded
-> thebetternorris: is this a compliment or?? thank you though ๐ญ
-> landonorris: @.username23 THATS WHAT I TOLD HER
landonorris: the number of people commenting that they met you is insane. @thebetternorris
-> thebetternorris: what can i say i'm js that guy ๐ผ
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thebetternorris congrats to @.landonorris for winning your first grand prix, in america ๐ฆ
๐บ๐ธ, iโm so so proud! turns out having an adopted sister isn't so bad for your racing career after all ๐. btw to everyone in the comments section getting their gears all tangled because I didn't congratulate him sooner, chill out. I was busy practicing my own racing skills. yk, just in case he needs some real competition ๐ด sorry @.maxverstappen1. iโm so proud of you, i'm forever grateful that i got picked from the โbinโ i was found according to you 18 years ago, and it resulted in me being your sister :) ๐ค: @.landonorris @.oscarpiastri
landonorris: thank you for the congratulations, but did you really have to use those photos of me?
-> thebetternorris: damn you got your congrats just be grateful man ๐
oscarpiastri: so this is why lando was crying, btw thank you for using a good photo of me
-> thebetternorris: OSCAR ARE YOU SERIOUS. @.landonorris YOU CRIED?? LMFAOOO
-> landonorris: @.oscarpiastri YOU SNITCH.
maxverstappen1: thank goodness youโre not a f1 driver, youโd be some real competition. we need to try go karting together soon ๐๐ผ
-> thebetternorris: i know this is a joke but thank u max ๐ we should go karting soon so i can beat you at it ๐
-> username24: i would pay to see y/n kart against max
username25: i don't even know anything about f1 but this made me tear up
username26: y/n getting hate for not congratulating her brother is insane
username27: people getting mad about y/n not congratulating lando as if they know anything about them
username28: y/n was one of the first people to congratulate lando, yall are hating a literal kid for smth so little ๐
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thebetternorris pov that one unemployed friend on a tuesday (saturday). thank you @.mles for the invite and for letting me meet the goat @.leomessi ๐ฉท๐ฉท
joyboy: finally found someone that is everywhere like me
-> thebetternorris: paris fashion week next ๐?
-> landonorris: NO???
username29: IS THAT LIONEL MESSI??
-> thebetternorris: thatโs literally oomf what are you talking abt ๐
ueername30: y/n is literally everywhere but home
username31: y/n's smile ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
carlossainz55: Real Madrid CF>>>
-> thebetternorris: carlos get outta here ๐๐
username32: te encantarรญa ser un hombre nunca lo vas a ser y eso es lo que te jode (youโd love to be a man and youโll never be a man and that fucks with you)
-> thebetternorris: @.username32 me encanta ser mujerrr (i love being a womann)
-> username32: @thebetternorris pues lo disimulas fatal (well you hide it well)
-> thebetternorris: @.username32 que es ser mujer para ti? (what is being a woman to you?)
-> username33: SHE GOT YOU THERE ๐@.username32
landonorris: you meeting messi before me insane ๐
leomessi: gracias por tu apoyo ๐ฉท que chistoso la caption ๐คฃ (thank you for your support ๐ฉท how funny the caption is)
-> landonorris: oh youโre joking.
-> thebetternorris: @.leomessi ๐ฉท๐ฉท (iโm so normal abt this..)
username33: i wanna be y/n's camera man
username34: who is taking these pictures of y/n
-> thebetternorris: for this game, some guy named jarvis took these photos idk but we're homies now
-> landonorris: WHO IS JARVIS???
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thebetternorris i look sunburnt, swear it's just the lights ๐ค: bustarhymes
bustarhymes: it was nice meeting you little norris
-> thebetternorris: it was great meeting you man, your music is great
danielriccardo: mate i think you need a new cameraman because most of these are blurry...
-> thebetternorris: my pictures look better than yours, you're letting your jealousy show
landonorris: nah bro how did you meet busta rhymes before me.
-> thebetternorris: because i'm better than you
username35: you dead ass look like han jisung omg
-> thebetternorris: thank you, idk who that is but i get that a lot ๐ญ
username34: y/n looks so much like young miko itโs insane
charles_leclerc: you look scary in the first picture
-> thebetternorris: i saw your paparazzi picture from the beach, your shoulders look scarier, learn how to put on sunscreen ๐ฌ
username36: y/nโs style is so ๐ฅฐ
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thebetternorris back at the big apple ๐๐๏ธ
itsyoungmiko: hi twinn
-> thebetternorris: hey twin, we should meet up soon
lancestroll: how do you travel everywhere?
-> thebetternorris: walking and hitchhiking
-> lancestroll: hitchhiking? be safe norris
-> thebetternorris: yea hitchhiking. not all of us have private planes that our daddy pays for๐(just joking, love u @lawerence_stroll pls give me money)
-> lancestroll: your brother literally flies private. please don't ask my dad for money ๐ญ
lawerence_stroll: hello y/n, how much money do you need?
-> thebetternorris: HI MR.STROLL, thank you for the offer I was just joking, you're so nice. see you at the next gp ๐
username37: who is that on the last photo?
-> thebetternorris: THATS ME. LMFAOOO
username38: ain't no way you're in new york city rn, you were in florida a day ago.
-> thebetternorris: that's what hitchhiking is for, duh
-> username38: you dead ass hitchhiked a ride from florida to new york city. that's like 20 hours...
-> thebetternorris: โthatโs like 20 hoursโฆโ โ๐ผ๐ค
username39: are you gonna go to the british gp?
-> thebetternorris: yes sadly ๐ lando is forcing me against my will ๐
oscarpiastri: donโt forget my keychain pls
-> thebetternorris: ofc man ill give it to you soon ๐ค
zhouguanyu24: very cool pictures y/n and cool outfit
-> thebetternorris: HI ZHOUUU, i got you something for you and sweet corn ๐ฅฐ thank u for the compliment ๐
username40: future mom lore is gonna go insane
-> thebetternorris: ๐
landonorris: y/n are you ever not in the US. come back home..
-> thebetternorris: USA ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
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-> logansargeant: USA USA ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
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-> landonorris: @.logansargeant logan please donโt lure my sister into your cult that you americans have
-> logansargeant: @.landonorris we donโt have a cult in america ๐ญ wellโฆ donโt quote me on that ๐
-> username41: โyou americansโ is crazy ๐
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โฐโโค โ desire โข l.n c.l โ vii
part six - part eight
โช Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.
โช life goes on and it's up to you to decide who stays and who goes.
โช established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando
โช reader really growing and living her best life like she should. Spelling mistakes add character ๐ if you haven't been tagged, know that I either wasn't able to tag you or simply forgot to add you to my list, I'm not ignoring you, please send me a message if i did!
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๐ Nice, France
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y/nusername life. ๐
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charlesgirlies can you tell zoรซ to stop growing so fast? ๐ฅบ
yukisan who's the other girl?
โณ bott_ass their nanny
yukisan since when?
bott_ass girl how should I know? ๐ญ
norry4 cutest little kid on the block ๐
milliexoxo โค๏ธ
mrsnorris once again lando hanging out with them..
โณ norrizz okay and?
mrsnorris what about Charles? How would your bf react if you hang out with anorhers guy all the time?
norrizz pretty sure they broke up
mrsnorris sure because you know them personally right?
norrizz no girl because in one if her vlogs she's moving, she now lives in Nice without Charles or is that something couples do nowadays??
chilisainz so what if her and lando hang out, they're good friends! You should follow y/n a bit more before you judge them..zoรซ adores lando and the other way around. They're good friends
hamilt44n can't wait for bahrain in two weeks, hope I get a chance to meet you!
yourmumsuser my beautiful grand baby ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
landonorris we did in fact find nemo ๐
โณ y/nusername and now we've lost dory :(
milliexoxo we'll have to go to the aquariums again to look for her!
norrislandooo stop it why is this so cute?! ๐ญ
charliecharlie who's millie?
norrislandooo their nanny
charliecharlie why she look so young?
norrislandooo idk lmao y'all Charles girlies so obsessed with y/n and all the people she's hanging out with
milliexoxo I'm 19 that's probably why I look so young, thanks ๐คฉ
norrislandooo oh god, she's one of us ๐ญ
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๐ bahrain
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y/nusername week 1. ๐ง๐ญ
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yourmumsuser my pretty pretty grandbaby โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
norry4 y/n back on the tracks LFGOOOO
julieeeexo zoรซ is such a cute little thing ๐ฅบ
milliexoxo my cute little gurlfriend is stealing the show ๐
โณ landonorris just like her mum
norrizz lando norris get out of here, stop trying to flirt with the milfs for gods sake ๐
manon_roux ma petite princesse me manque :( (missing my little monkey)
bott_ass can't wait to see you and jenson judge Danica on love tv ๐
โณ hamilt44n honestly can't wait for y/n to shut Danica up
charliecharlie I don't think jenson would've survived another season without y/n ๐
charles_leclerc ma jolie princesse โค๏ธ (my pretty princess)
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๐ Saudi Arabia
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y/nusername week 2. ๐ธ๐ฆ
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milliexoxo okaaaasy mom ๐
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charlesgirlies millie >>>>> noelle
bott_ass millie >>>> manon
charlesgirlies millie is queen <3
milliexoxo stop it, the fame will get to my head ๐
hamilt44n is zoรซ always so happy? ๐ญ
norrizz okay girl, I see the subtle hints ๐
โณ norry4 the nails ๐ญ
charles16 they're orange not mclaren colors..
norry4 same thing to me ๐ญ
charles16 y'all reaching too much, she's still with charles
norry4 it's alright bestie, I've been living in delulu land too, I'll help you through it
yukisan I love you mother, I hope you know that ๐ฅฐ
landonorris amazing photographer, could you tag him?
โณ y/nusername @.lando.jpg
landonorris nice, great guy that is
landonorizz YOU'RE TELLING ME LANDO TOOK THAT SEXY ASS PICTURE?!
luhamilton I bet they make sex tapes ๐
landonorrizz only fans when??? ๐
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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-com @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader
Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification
Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew
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whoโs her man? pt 2 ln4
โโ in which y/n y/l/n soft launches her relationship and her fans are starting to figure out who it is.
โโ warning: fluff, secret relationship, love, kissing, probably some spelling and grammar mistakes, if thereโs more warnings to be added, let me know.
f1 drivers. navigation. prt 1
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WHEN Y/N Y/L/N WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE ARRIVIALS IN MADRID AIRPORT she didnโt expect to see her boyfriend dressed in a black tracksuit with a large grin on his face.
she was quick to run up to him, drop her bags and hug him. the man held her tightly as he embraced her before pulling back and kissing her quickly and leaning his forehead against herโs.
โhi my love.โ she said softly as she looked up at his eyes and stroked his cheek.
โhi gorgeous.โ he responded back, his tone just has soft and endearing.
โthought we agreed you werenโt gonna pick me up, you need to rest.โ y/n pointed out.
โyou honestly think I wasnโt gonna pick up my girl from the airport after I havenโt seen her in two months? youโre crazy.โ he said calmly as he held her, looking at her as if she hung the moon and the stars.
โyou still need your rest love.โ she told him whilst she ran her fingers through his hair.
โmhm, so come on then, letโs go rest.โ he smiled, reluctantly pulling away and grabbing her luggage whilst his other hand intertwined with hers.
as they walked towards his car thereโs a comfortable silence which is soon broken by him as he places the luggage in the car and opens the car door for her.
โhow long can stay with me?โ he asks, as he gets into the car.
โthree months.โ she sees happily, her smile only growing when she sees his reaction.
โyeah?โ he says hopeful, his face filled with joy and love.
โyeah.โ she confirms nodding her head as she leaned into kiss him which he accepted quickly. โyou have me for three months.โ she whispers against his lips with a soft smile.
โgood.โ he murmurs as he kisses her again, placing his hand on her cheek as she places herโs on the back of his head.
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my love, thank you ๐คญ
ofc, I canโt help but notice I am mentioned a lot though
itโs for you. pretty sure everyoneโs gonna realise weโre dating soon
I love it. thank you gorgeous
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yourusername you guys already know so might as well show a few photos Iโve taken over the past two years of MY BOYFRIEND. happy anniversary love ๐ค๐ค
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landonorris WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LAST PHOTO?
yourusername your mum. where else would I get it?
username not the first photo ๐
username she did him dirty with those last two photos
username DID YOU GUYS GET A DOG
username damn two years
username so happy for you guys!!
danielricciardo surprised you guys kept it a secret for so long
carlossainz55 send me that last photo
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โคท landonorris NO WHY
โคท yourusername too late ๐ค๐ค sending love
โคท landonorris I hate you
โคท yourusername I love you too pretty boy
โคท landonorris love you more
โคท carlossainz55 take this somewhere else so I canโt stop getting notifications of you two flirting.
last part, hope you guys liked it <3 also I feel like this is really cringe but idk ๐ญ. also that spotify thing looks so bad so I might change it.
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one piece social media + dating
feat: kid
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_ynln: kid waiting patiently infront of the den den mushi
13 mins until the @/dominicfike album releases!!!
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LETSS GOOOOO ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: SUNBURN IS SUCH A BANGER
killerrr: no wonder it was so peaceful on the victoria punk
โณ _ynln: the only time kid isn't wrecking havoc, the fike effect!!
trafalgar_d.law: rare photo of eustass where his hair isn't radiating hairspray fumes (liked by p1rateking_luffy)
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ITS ALL NATURAL
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: dont be mad that i actually take care of my hair
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i can smell ur 10 in 1 from here
โณ p1rateking_luffy: HAHA Tra guy is write ๐๐
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STFU YOU DONT EVEN SHOWER. YOURE A NATURAL HUMAN REPELLENT.
โณ trafalgar_d.law: omg strawhat please learn how to spell
โณ _ynln: PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING TAKE THIS TO THE DMS ๐ญ
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_ynln: kid refuses to share his lipsticks with me ๐ช๐ช
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ew why would i want cooties from you
โณ _ynln: ive seen you eat pasta off the ground ๐
โณ hey_its_heat: puts you into perspective
โณ _ynln: WTF WHY AM I GETTING SHIT ON
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: YEAH CAUSE YOU LOSE THEM
โณ _ynln: IT WAS ONE TIME
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: I STILL WANT MY ROMAND#23 NUCADAMIA BACK
killerrr: simp ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: how do i dislike a comment
lovenami: wtf why does he have a better collection than me
โณ _ynln: life is so unfair ๐๐
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_ynln: i'll never shut up about this
thanks for the tickets loser <3
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: thanks to yn im a certified once now
wirewirewire: YOU GUYS WENT TO TWICE WITHOUT US?!
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: imagine not being able to see the feels live ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
โณ _ynln: kid wtf KFJWBHJDJ ๐ญ๐ญ
lovenami: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET TICKETS I WAS STRUGGLING
โณ _ynln: IDK HAHA KID GOT THEM FOR ME
doflamingo_: I'll get you VIP tickets next time, hmu
โณ _ynln: im blocking u, you're practically a senior citizen
โณ trafalgar_d.law: wtf are u doing on her page?
โณ killerrr: when worlds collide.
โณ lovenami: yn take one for the team ๐ค๐ค
โณ heyl_its_heat: youโll be remembered ๐ค๐คโ๏ธ
โณ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY GIRL'S ACCOUNT
โณ p1rateking_luffy: ๐
โณ theroronoa.zoro: this is actually funny asf
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_ynln: im thirdwheeling my own relationship โ๏ธ
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hey_its_heat: being self aware >>>
wirewirewire: THIS IS CRAZY LFMAOO
lovenami: GIRL ITS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE ๐๐
killerrr: bffr i was the one third wheeling, if i have to see u guys kiss one more time iโm ending it ๐๐
โณ _ynln: ๐ญ๐ญ
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: you woke us up cause u were bored and wanted to gossip
โณ _ynln: okay and you werenโt complaining when i was telling you all the new world drama ๐คจ๐คจ
โณ killerrr: how do you even know about all of it ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ _ynln: nami, robin, chopper and me have the best gos talks <3
โณ nicorobin: so real (liked by lovenami, ilovecottoncandychopper)
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[CAPTAIN.KIIIID] _ynln replied to your story: omg why are u being cute, what did u do
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Controlling Tom Riddle
Honestly idk what to classify this as, but itโs kinda like idk.. deranged? maybe not but I have more like this up my sleeve if it does well (TW: manipulation, unspoken gaslighting, extremely controlling, idk what else to add)
You loved Tom. You truly, truly did. But he tended to take the term "I just want to lock you up" a little too seriously.
I mean, it wasnโt much at first, barely even noticeable in fact. Simple things such as suggesting what you should wear, insisting the more modest options were much more flattering on you; โIt brings out your eyes, doll.โ
He would remind you of your favorite foods, and when to and when not to eat them.. โNot now, itโs far too late for late night snacks. However, I have something I think might suffice for you.โ
Overtime the helpful things became him controlling everything you wore, no shirts were allowed to be low enough cut for anyone to see down- tall people included. You wanted to comfortably wear your uniform? Absolutely not. It had to be perfect, and to show just how much of a โgood girlโ you are for him, you get cute bows in your hair every morning; special spell from him.
His behavior didnโt bother you, how could it? Yes you couldnโt wear certain things, but everything you got in return was amazing. Nobody understands him the way you do, they donโt know him like you do. Thatโs what youโre constantly telling your friends. โYou donโt know him like I do. Heโs romantic.โ
Romance? It really is funny how blurry the lines get between romance and control, dress up per se? Once again with the dressing you- believe me, he spoils your beyond belief. Though, most of it is โMy eyes only.โ Slowly your closet went from things youโve gotten from friends, shirts you once loved, to everything Tom approved.
It didnโt matter though, because he still spoils you.
Being in class was an entirely different story. In the beginning you simply couldnโt speak to any other guys, you understood, not wanting him interacting with girls either it seemed fair. Until you couldnโt sit with any of them, problem being, its not like you can just chose where you sit everytime. That doesnโt matter to Tom though, โYou seemed to betray me today hun.โ Nice name, yet the tone anything but.
It was pretty sudden when Tom just happened to to become your seating partner in every single class, and yes, that somehow included ones he once hadnโt attended. But this was a good thing. You got to be with your boyfriend all day long, thatโs so exciting. Watching your every move, telling you what you did wrong on your work โCanโt have a dumb girl, can I doll?โ
It was sweet. He was being helpful, you always had help. Just donโt ask for too much, then that makes you stupid, idiotic, dense. Thatโs according to him though, and yes his words. โHonestly, I donโt know what youโd do without me, youโre just so mindless most of the time. Itโs infuriatingโ
But no matter what itโs always okay because, โYou know I never mean what I say, Love. Iโll take you out, even buy you something newโ
You see, none of this happened quickly. It was like one moment you controlled your life, the next moment you didnโt. You lived in his dorm, once again donโt ask how, Tom Riddle has his ways. He chose your outfits the days no uniforms were needed, but of course only because โI just love picking out what my girl wears, you love it too, donโt you, hm?โ
Now here you are, unable to speak to anyone really, no boys, no friends because well, they only attract unwanted male attention of course. It was crazy to think youโd leave your friends behind for a boy, not just your friends really more like your entire old life, but Tom wasnโt just any boy. No, he had full control over you and you both knew it. You loved it.
I know im saying idk a lot but idk how i feel about this ๐ญ๐ญ
once again i hope you all enjoy <33
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*crashes through your wall like the fuckin cool aid man* (is that even how you spell the drink? idk iโm australian)
YOU AND SOAP GANGING UP ON GHOST IN THE MORNING TO KEEP IN HIM BED AND PEPPERING HIS SHOJLDERS AND BACK AND CHEST WITH KISSES TO LULL HIM BACK INTO COSY AND SLEEPY
i love them both and want them both and want to pepper them both with kisses and tell them theyโre loved
- @vgilantee (itโs not a crime to want two boyfriends. two muscular, strong, sweet, handsome boyfriendsโฆ iโm coping so well with being rejected by the guy who i thought liked me lmao)
AHHHH YES iโm sorry iโm so not used to writing something without smut and that probably shows ๐ญ literally the only fucking piece of fluff on this damn blog. posting this then going to bed ๐
you have him sandwiched in bed, you pressed against his front and soap hugging him from behind.
the light filters in through the window, fanning across the three of you as the sun rises. your bodies are all sleep warm and your arms that are slipped under simonโs heavy body have long fallen asleep.
both you and johnny are cherishing this. itโs unbelievably rare that theyโre on leave and able to enjoy sleeping in. you're usually stuck with sleeping by yourself in an empty bed, that suddenly felt way too big. both sides were cold when they were gone, where they usually lay just empty and waiting for them to return.
you couldn't stop yourself from snuggling into simon's big, hairy chest as you thought of your usual circumstances - which only served to make you even more grateful for what precious moments like this one you could get.
johnny definitely shared in these sentiments. when him and simon were deployed, they both ached to have you next to them. they ached to have you cuddled up in between them at night and wake up with you in their arms in the morning. they felt that cold space of emptiness just like you did when they were gone.
so as you and johnny sandwiched simon as he slept, the two of you were intent on keeping your boyfriend in bed with you as long as you could. even when simon started groaning awake, stretching where he lay in between you two.
"g' mornin', love." johnny whispers in simon's ear, his hands caressing simon's sides before resting on his waist - where your hands already lay. you and johnny linked hands over simon's waist, which also let you two trap him in even more.
"morning, baby." you mumble into simon's chest, towards both simon and johnny. you and johnny stroked his waist as your hands remained linked.
simon peeks his head up a bit to scan the room as he mumbles out a confused and sleepy, "morning, you two." he feels strangely rested, at least more than he usually does. did his alarm go off and he missed it somehow? no, unbeknownst to him, you had disabled this morning's alarm on simon's phone.
"should get up." simon says, with not much determination behind it. he wants to relax, deep down. he just feels guilty actually doing it. he tries to prop himself up on his elbows, to drag himself out of the sweet slumber that clings to his bones like honey. but neither of you relent. you keep your weight against him, your arms wrapped around him.
"no, love." johnny murmurs against simon's shoulder, pressing a kiss to the scarred skin. he breathed simon in, wanting to inhale his very being. he settled on kissing any freckle or scar on his shoulder or back that he could reach. "none o'that. yer gonna stay n' relax."
"mmhmm." you agree, your voice all muffled into his chest as you nuzzle your head against him. โgo back to bed, si.โ
"the world won't fall apart if you actually relax for once." you start kissing down his chest, going over his scars.
johnny mirrored your actions, kissing down his back. you peek up at simon while you pressed kissed down his chest, using your hands to massage him as you did. you watched as the tension in his face slowly melted away.
you and johnny worked on rubbing his muscles, focusing on any knots that might be giving him trouble.
you and johnny kept leaving open mouthed kisses along his skin, humming against him as you heard simon let out groans and grunts of pleasure. not even like the full throttled pleasure that the three of you are usually in the throes in. but instead just.. contentment. no stress, all just lax and pliant as he melts into you both.
โmmm, thatโs it, honey.โ johnny croons the praise into his shoulder. โjust relax.โ
โdonโt worry about a thing, baby. everythingโll be just fine.โ you whisper into his chest, reaching down to pull a blanket over the three of you once more.
ยฉ๏ธ glossysoap 2024. please do not steal, copy, plagiarize, translate, or repost any of my works without my permission.
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Okay Iโm gathering all my brain power for these and repurposing my own aus in my head ๐ผ
Anyways imagine Dutch princess reader x lando. Hear me out okay so imagine every year when they hand out the trophies in the Netherlands reader hands it out and sheโs friends with max because of him being their pride and joy of the country. Blind item comes in to duexmoi (want the person to be anon but their tag is like orange land or something that plays off orange and the fact that lando has the joke that natherlands is like a second home race)(idk how to spell it Iโm not a gossip follower) about a certain Dutch princess with a f1 driver and everyone immediately assumes max and reader. Lando could hard launch them being like wrong orange boy or they could just be spotted on winter break having a vacation together. Imagine they met at like a gp when lando podiumed there (im manifesting for this season) and like when she was visiting garages there he rizzed her up
Idk you could scrap everything and I would still eat it up ๐ซถ๐ฝ
WRONG DRIVER โ LN4
summary: in which people think that you and max are dating, but lando is determined to prove them wrong
pairing: dutch princess!y/n x lando norris
fc: elle fanning
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notes: for my pookie @renarots ๐ซถ also not me saying i have writer's block and don't know when I'll post but when rena sends me an ask I ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to write
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princessy/n: thank you to f1 for inviting me and for letting me present the awards once again! and congrats to maxverstappen1, landonorris, and charles_leclerc for podium!
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user1: THE PADDOCK PRINCESS (LITERALLY) ๐ซถ
user2: max and lando in the likes?/?
โณ user3: they literally got mentioned by Y/N???
user4: Y/N growing up attending gps to actually presenting in one is such a full circle moment for her
user5: Y/N you are literally the most fashionable person when you attend the paddock, please teach max ๐๐
โณ princessy/n: i've tried, but he's too attached to being a walking-talking sponsor for his team
โณ maxverstappen1: says the one who's obsessed with a certain jacket ๐
โณ user6: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
landonorris: ๐งก๐งก
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landonorris: can't imagine being with anyone except you ๐งก
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user1: lando saw people were speculating Y/N dating max and proving EVERYONE wrong ๐ญ
user2: the hand placements in the photos AHHHHHH
user3: lando fr said wrong driver
maxverstappen1: now say thank you max for setting us up
โณ princessy/n: thank you max <3
โณ landonorris: thank you max ๐
princessy/n: THAT BIRTHDAY PHOTO IS A CRIME
โณ landonorris: no it's cute it's my lockscreen
maxfewtrell: the fact i've been present for most of these moments tell me i should hang out with you guys less
โณ princessy/n: don't lie max, you're just waiting for the perfect time to take lando away from me ๐
โณ maxfewtrell: lando's always been mine, don't lie
user4: lando dating THE Y/N aka THE PRINCESS was not on my bingo card for this year
princessy/n: my love ๐งก
โณ landonorris: my princess ๐งก
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DREAM GIRL
CHARLES LECLERC
summary โ
: charles decides to take a page out of justin bieber's book. let's see how that works out for him.
category โ
: smau.
notes โ
: disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. everything is fake and unrealistic but thank you delusion. terrible flirting and the usual type of jokes/language you see on the internet.
me basically:
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youruser so proud of ๏นซyourbestfriend, she absolutely killed it and even took some cool pictures of me๐๐ฅ new video coming ๐
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yourbestfriend thank you for coming my love๐
youruser always๐
yourbestfriend it's not hard when you have such a gorgeous subject
youruser thank yewww
user6 stunning ๐
user12 you look amazing and ๏นซyourbestfriend did fantastic!
user89 THE DRESS๐คฉ
youruser i knowww, it's from meshki
user3 you're a beauty
user62 i need to know where the dress is from ๐
youruser it's from meshki !
user56 can't wait to stare at the screen for the next few hours
user47 isn't her videos usually like 20~45 minutes?
user56 i know what i said
user1 oh !
user9 she did her big one๐
user11 pretty!
yourfriend serving face and body
youruser ๐ค๐ค๐ค
user24 face card is lethal
user61 ๏นซcharles_leclerc
user60 โค๏ธ๐ฅ
user77 can we get a little commotion for the dress๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
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charles_leclerc who is she? if anyone knows, please tag her.
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user4 nah, this guy
user26 this is crazy.
user92 WHAT IS GOING ON ?!!?!!
user5 is this real? like am i actually seeing this?
user15 he's got to have been hacked
user25 ain't no way
user13 actively going insane thanks to this actually.
user8 giving me flashbacks to december 8th, 2015
user14 i've got ptsd ๐ญ
user10 from what? the war?
user49 bros acting like they were in a war๐
user8 it was a tough time to be a jb fan ๐ญ
user3 IM CRYING
maxverstappen1 is this who we are, is this what we represent??
user3 max is done๐๐
charles_leclerc i said i had a plan, not that it was a good one mate
user1 wish it was me he's looking for
user45 that's me!
user86 in your dreams maybe
user58 get over yourself<3
user20 ๏นซyouruser
user67 She's so pretty, I want to cry
user76 she's so pretty, i want her
user48 ^^two types of people
user93 my brother in christ, stand up!!!
user50 BRO FORGOT HE'S FAMOUS๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ
user07 he's just like me fr
user84 mans is moving mad๐ข
user100 this is embarrassing
user34 think im gonna be sick
user30 don't be so dramatic
user51 i don't blame her
user70 she's obviously the prettiest girl ever๐
user68 ๏นซyouruser !
user97 that's me !
user59 I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now
user31 side eye
user29 who is she? she's stunning
user40 why is my fav youtuber in this picture
user46 iconic actually
user17 I know we can't see her face clearly, but she's serving
user21 i know her!
user37 what's her ๏นซ
user21 it's ๏นซyouruser, i follow her
user101 i want harry styles to do this but with me
user88 me too lol
user65 this is down bad behaviour
user201 thanks for ruining my day ๐
user248 it's giving wattpad vibes
user119 charles, look at me, this isn't you, think about the kids
user996 i was genuinely scared this was a hard launch
user123 alexa play that should be me
user8 how ironic
user147 ๏นซyouruser
user313 that's my girlfriend ๏นซyouruser
user05 praying for this girl cause the toxic charles fans, yikes๐ฌ
user000 gonna be delusional and pretend it's me ๐
user128 see i was so excited when i saw the notif and now i'm just ๐
user01 i cried when i saw this post btw
user306 imagine he posted a pic of asking who u are ๏นซuser43
user43 pls i would cry
user61 ๏นซyouruser
user007 idk and idc
user400 this is me if you even care
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youruser hello new people, where'd y'all come from?
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yourbestfriend do you not check your notifications or...
youruser you know i don't
user245 girl...
user4 im in love with you lol
user500 just came from ur yt video, i'm so glad you had fun at the event!
user16 so this is the girl my husband is leaving me for๐ฅฒ
user04 charles leclerc in her likes๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ooh i'm sick
user287 then you're not gonna like this... he's flirting w her
user04 just fell to my knees in despair
user61 so real for that last slide
user56 pretty๐
youruser tysm pretty girl๐ค
user791 charles mfing leclerc posted you!?!!!
user792 charles mfing leclerc liked!!
user793 charles mfing leclerc commented!!!
friend3 let's kiss ๐
youruser ๐ฉ๐พโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐พ
user005 i too wish to kiss all the pretty girls
user800 idk what's going on rn but i loved your latest video, you and yourbestfriend were so cute and seeing you guys backstage together was sooo wholesome
user494 the part where they saw each other and started hyping each other up was my favourite
use712 her looking up a makeup tutorial 2 hours before she had to leave was so me
user55 he's in her likes y'all!
user942 thanks bud, i would never had noticed without u
user039 oh so she's dumb and ugly ๐
user44 and you're bitter and jealous...
user91 CHARLES LECLERC KNOWS YOU EXIST
use222 I wanna kiss you too ๐
user777 personally, i came from yt
user420 hi *louder than everybody else*
user311 what lip liner are you wearing babes?
youruser ๏นซmakeupbymario brown lip liner : )
user42 need a makeup tutorial!!!
charles_lerclerc my fault ๐งโโ๏ธ
youruser i'll let it slide cause you're cute
charles_leclerc you think i'm cute? giggling, kicking my feet
youruser and blushing?
charles_leclerc mhmm, yeah
user0 THEY'RE FLIRTING!!!!
user456 deffo flerting
user942 YEAH?!???!!!!
user011 you guys know dms exist right???
user0 damn, i wanted to see this play out more ๐ญ
user811 chill, my man is on this app
user35 she a baddie she know she a ten
user555 face card is never declining ๐
user411 do i want to date you or be you?
user87 so real!
user05 so we all saw them flirt right?
user942 yes๐ญ
user28 STAY AWAY FROM HIM
user69 GET A JOB (directed to you user28)
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youruser day(s) n night(s)
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user103 nottt her trying to be sneaky๐
yourbestfriend am i seriously losing you to a MAN???
youruser 'm always urs pooks๐
yourbestfriend tell loverboy that
user656 charles' new nickname is ๐ฅ
user48 the way charles was here in the first few minutes of her posting๐
charles_leclerc et le prix de la plus belle fille te revient [and the award for the most beautiful girl goes to you]
youruser merci beau garรงon
user12 Them speaking French to each other is all that I'm thinking about rn.
user707 A YT MAN?!?!?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!
user349 wish she was calling me a beautiful boy ๐ญ
use117 i see you 4th slide, studious queen๐คง
user824 charles try not to be a simp challenge
user107 level : IMPOSSIBLE
user41 ๏นซuser23 50 quid that's charles
user23 do you think i'm stupid?
user41 do you want an honest answer or?
user23 do you want to tell me your lastest test score or?
user41 ...
user23 yeah that's what i thought
user662 noooo pls don't be who i think it is
user35 she a baddie with her baddie friend(s)
user723 okay but the lashes ate๐
๐พ
user991 this is so weird, why are you posting him?
user75 you don't even know if that's him and you're already being defensive over a man who don't want you or even know you exist? don't pmo. get off her page!!!
user940 me when๐
user129 what about us?
user130 what about everything we've been through
user329 who is that man girl
user477 so are we just gonna ignore charles' comment or...
user452 just made me even more sure that it's him
user02 pretty girl<3
user170 if my future boyfriend don't bring me flowers on the first date, i don't want him๐
๐ฝโโ๏ธ
user244 we get it, for some reason charles leclerc wants you๐
user311 ugh,,, the lip look always eats
user710 real, I'm obsessed
user536 is that charles?
user537 be serious, that is not happening
user539 ok ๐๐
user536 i actually can't be sirius, he's dead. hope this helps๐
user863 imagine that's not him and we're all just being crazy
user37 if that's not him, he's probably crying
user11 shittt, I would too, look at her
user29 he's probably the guy in the photos
user163 we all saw that interview right? it's definitely him
user288 yass, he looked so cute
user565 enough about charles, can we focus on how pretty she and her friends are??
user479 10s across the board fr
user504 I thought you were for the girls ๐ญ
user716 i'm calling it now, that's a date w leclerc
user231 you look stunning ๐
user406 anyone noticed how he liked? he wouldn't do that if she went out on a date with someone else right?
user410 only everybody with eyes?
alex_albon yeah, no, he would be sobbing in a corner if that wasn't him
user410 ARIANA (Alex) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
use535 so he couldn't have fumbled, right....
user534 well...
user210 alex is just here to create chaos and honestly, i respect that
user73 please don't post your man again๐
user66 real!!! i come here to see you not him๐ฅฒ
user711 love to see women getting treated right ๐
user385 slide 6 made me sick to my stomach
user858 he brought her flowers๐ซ
user132 PLEASE DON'T BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
user705 that HAS to be him
user701 you never know, sometimes he is his own worst enemy
user898 did NOT ๐ซโ like this
user999 what if this was my last straw
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allthingsleclerc local (monรฉgasque) man seen out with mystery woman who sources claim is yn
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user624 why is she still serving while blurred
user210 liked by pierregasly ๐ซฃ
user833 charles' friends are exposing him ๐
user0 that's definitely ๏นซyouruser
user04 serving cunt and he's there ig
user547 just becoz it's blurred doesn't mean you can't tell that it's her
user622 he looks miserable, he doesn't like her๐ญ
user595 what? are you of sound mind?
lunavrse pls don't look too closely at the picture ๐ด
user923 What's the square root of 64?๐
๐พ
user700 they're just minding their business, why can't y'all do the same?
user674 it's a public place
user700 โ๏ธ๐ค it's a pUbLIc PLaCe
user103 no bc they're lowk matching ๐ญ
user933 it's so over๐ญ๐ญ
user72 that's so cute๐ฅฐ who wants to have a sleepover on the highway with me?
user33 that could just be a coincidence?
user172 i actually don't care but THAT DRESS, i need to know where she got it from
user32 oh ! i didn't realise that she was actually his type
user79 ... i wish there was a side eye emoji
user18 oh that's not-
user32 nonono in a sense that he usually dates like brunettes
use499 wdym, 'm pretty sure she is brunette?
user03 we know what you meant lol
user270 wish i could live in delusion
user320 he's probably paying for everything ๐
user419 and? he's literally a millionaire, if he wants to spend his money on his (alleged) girlfriend let him. it's not your money
user232 girl, pipe down
user890 I don't see the problem?
user52 why do you assume that? do you know her financial situation? or you a close friend of either of theirs who knows what's going on? if the answer to these questions are no, shut the fuck up, thanks<3 peace and light to you.
user562 try not to say mother
user587 [failed]
user612 Why can't she stay away from him?
user258 why can't you mind yr business?
user718 first picture of them out together and they look great
user106 her rn: damn i'm the only bitch serving cunt here๐ญ๐ญ omg๐ญ i'm so embarrassedd๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user211 she should be at the club, not on gossip pages๐ญ
user261 fuck she looks too good, i wanna kms
user211 real
user586 took a social media break and came back to this๐ great !
user404 i wanna say parents๐คญ
user648 this actually made my day
user446 Gonna sleep on the tracks tonight๐ฅฐ
youruser and you're kenough for meโค๏ธ
charles_leclerc thank you barbie !
most beautiful barbie everโค๏ธ
landonorris this ken's job is simp
charles_leclerc you'd be a simp too if you could actually date such a stunning woman but you can't ๐ซถ
landonorris you're a cruel, cruel man
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youruser me gusta la mar๐๏ธ
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yourbestfriend wish i was on a boat right now๐
youruser i literally invited you and you said no?
yourbestfriend i have to face unimaginable horror (work)
user12 that boat looks familiar
yourbestfriend you look stunning babes๐
youruser tysm, means the most coming from uuu pookie ๐
use501 forget about charles and give me one(1) chance pls
charles_leclerc me gustas tรบ
user779 SCREAMING
user784 chill, it's a song lyric
user779 yeah but have you heard the song???
charles_leclerc gorgeous view, and the sea looks good too i suppose
youruser my view was much better but thank you<3
charles_leclerc i doubt that. je pourrais te regarder pendant des heures sans jamais me lasser. [i could look at you for hours and never get bored]
user055 someone is coming for your smooth operator title ๏นซcarlossainz55
user964 Charles Rizzclerc???
yourbestfriend she's screaming btw
youruser no i'm not
yourbestfriend then why do i have a vn of you screaming?
charles_leclerc ๐
user96 it's quiet๐ค... no back talk
user71 stay focused my brothers, we must stay focused
user53 i am looking respectfully, i promise
user131 when will someone tell me the things he says to her๐
user677 everytime you post a picture my jaw drops
yourfriend oh my gorgeous coco butter melanated caramel skinned goddess, please notice me๐๐พ
youruser oh you've got jokes๐คจ
yourbestfriend GOODBYE๐ญ im showing this to ur man
yourfriend you really thought you did suttin๐คฃ he knows who he's dating๐
user22 I would sacrifice my favourite duck plushie for just one chance to be in your presence ๐โโ๏ธ
youruser that's so sweet yet so disturbing pls keep your plush safe
user22 Yes queen, whatever you say ๐ซก
user803 if you look close enough, you can see me drowning myself in the ocean ๐ค
user70 forget vroom vroom boy n give a g(ay)irl a chance๐ซ
user312 charles in his simp era
use314 love to sea it
user312 that's a terrible pun and i hate that i laughed
user2 you know who has a boat??? charles
user057 the way that you're actually glowing in these๐ซ
user717 i love the hat, it just kinda brings the whole thing together
lilymhe you look amazing! and i love the bikini!
youruser tysm๐ซถ๐พ i love u!!!
user742 a friendship i never knew i needed
user335 Since when did Lily and Yn know each other??
user386 since they're both wags, it only makes sense
user360 but yn's not a wag
user386 yet
user109 hi lol
user634 her body is teaaa
user7 did someone say body-ody-ody-ody
user19 he can do so much better than you
user482 I know you want him but I can be so much better than him in so many ways, I swear, please please please please *begs excessively*
user888 Does Charles have her post notifications on or what?
user938 i'd say yes cause how else would he like her posts so fast
user064 the swimsuit is everythinggg
user229 it's giving hot girl summer โฑ๏ธ
user177 i could start a whole new ocean with the amount of tears i've cried
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charles_leclerc me gusta el viento
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user905 he knows exactly what he's doing
user200 Not him having the exact same meal picture as her
user080 let's talk about the matching captions
user621 most beautiful man I've ever seen
youruser me gustas tรบ
user331 Y'ALL ARE NOT SLICK
user331 in fact, you're both so sick for playing with us like this
user774 we know you like the wind, we've seen your hair
user405 jajajaja
user607 okay, you might have nibbled with this a little
user775 jail!!! do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
user379 what she said wasn't even that bad nor untrue
youruser now THIS is a view. tu as ta place au louvre avec toutes les autres grandes ลuvres d'art. (you belong in the louvre with all the other great works of art)
charles_leclerc oh ! thank you, i am so normal about you and this comment
pierregasly great, now he's glitching and going crazy in the group chat again
user2 AGAIN?!?
alex_albon spoiler alert โ ๏ธ he was not normal about this
user125 who blames him? not me. instead, i am insanely jealous
user457 WHY ARE THEY BOTH BREAKING OUT INSANE LEVELS OF RIZZ?
user508 oh he's so fine๐คค
user933 the matching captions and matching replies,,, god I'm NOT your strongest soldier
user36 yesss king, give us beach!!!!
user078 well, boat but yes!!!
user649 he said im speeding up the soft launch
user573 by 0.25x speed
user649 at least it's something?
user378 honestly i will take these crumbs instead of absolutely nothing
user269 i LOVE crumbs ๐คค mmhmm๐
user120 is really considered a soft launch when they make comments like THAT?
user801 someone sedate me, im unwell๐ค
user903 he's trying to thirst trap us into ignoring the 4th slide
user754 well it's working๐ซ
user028 charles!!! te amo ๐
user753 gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure like a rat/mouse with a giant block of cheese
user136 One like and I'll drown myself.
user112 why did you like it๐คจ
user136 Damn Nessa, mind ur business๐, why did YOU๐ซต๐ฝ like it?
user388 them posting sea/boat pics on the same day? THEY'RE TOGETHER
user33 hear me out, it could be a coincidence
user388 *shakes you violently* HOW MANY COINCIDENCES DO YOU NEED
user770 i think we're focusing a little too much on the wrong thing here
user911 if i said what i was thinking, i'd be banned from this app.
user762 can't wait to see you at the next race! praying for a podium finish๐!
user63 Who are you taking pictures of Charles???
user894 Gee that's a tough one/s
user720 he didn't really think we'd ignore the 4th slide
user402 i am here to do some good ole fashion SLUT shaming๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข
user309 Love them trying to out-compliment each other
user61 he has such a gorgeous smile
user7 actual post of you and ๏นซyouruser when?
user633 nobody wants to see that
use105 speak for yourself
user708 ๐๐
user808 i don't know who's luckier, her or him
user809 both, both is good
user007 hope you're having fun destroying my heart๐ญ๐ญ
user169 charles please, please, do you need a dog because i swear i can bark. in fact i am barking and drooling violently rn
user196 you really get me
user45 he's taking pictures of me y'all ๐ซถ๐ผ
user502 ๐ฅต๐ฅ
user19 you can do so much better than her, i promise
user67 i cried a little when i saw your post of her was still up
user64 I feel like a Victorian manโข seeing a woman's ankle for the first time ๐ตโ๐ซ
user664 feeling like how teachers think boys feel when seeing a girl's shoulders
user325 don't forget to keep applying sunscreen!
user04 he's so pretty, i'm sick to my stomach.
user758 he tryna kill people i swear
user99 honestly, i think he looks so at peace/happy and i'm grateful for that
user74 you're honestly ruining my life by not being mine ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user981 that looks like too much food for 1 person
user523 that's because im with him๐ค
user296 screaming, crying, throwing up, banging my head against the wall, wailing like a banshee.
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charles_leclerc play all mine by brent faiyaz
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user39 just fell to my knees in a Walmart
youruser this is not the soft launch we agreed on mon bijou
charles_leclerc just wanted to show you off mon ange
youruser oh !
user505 ALL MINE BY BRENT FAIYAZ!??!! oh it's really over ๐ญ
landonorris can't even get picture creds for the 4th slide
user444 you didn't even get a reply ๐ everybody point ๐ซต๐ผ and laugh
landonorris just looked at your bio and it says ln4, i really is your own fans๐
user528 can't believe she invented green ๐ฎโ๐จ
user553 them in the photobooth, fuck, is it hot๐ฅต๐ฅต in here orrr
youruser who is she???
charles_leclerc oh you know, just the love of my life
youruser kicking my feet, smiling SO hard right now. je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime.
charles_leclerc je t'aime encore plus mon angeโค๏ธ (i love you even more my angel)
user378 The launch we've been waiting for
user957 the way they're looking at each other, parting my hair with a knife ๐คช
youruser you're obsessed with me
charles_leclerc well, yes! am i not supposed to be??
user39 no shame in admitting it, i respect that๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
user291 serving cunt like she got a master's degree in cuntology from servington universitea
user239 charles, can you fight because i feel like i'm gonna steal your girl
charles_leclerc ... you have five seconds to delete this๐
user805 If I speak...
user806 charles would probably block you
user575 charlessss i can make you happier, trust me
youruser no, i don't think i will
user575 my bad girl, didn't think you'd see this.
maxverstappen1 you guys are so sickening, please get a room
charles_leclerc who even invited you???
youruser wow max, i thought you liked us
maxverstappen1 YOU DID
maxverstappen1 not enough to watch you both be so touchy sorry
yourbestfriend my stunning girl๐
charles_leclerc i think you mean, MY girl
yourbestfriend i'm not arguing with you, ๏นซyouruser please come get your man
youruser i think 'm gonna stay out of this...
user332 when will someone post me to my fav brent faiyaz song๐ซค
user333 manifesting getting posted to stay down ๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐พ๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐พ๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐พ
user334 my wedding song frfr๐ฉ
user018 why did daddy's home start playing ๐
user12 FINALLY
user618 is your girlfriend single?
charles_leclerc read that first part again for me
user466 KHCJTSURS 5HE HARED LAWNCH
user540 not one word spelt correctly, open the schools!!!
user843 who is cutting onions๐ญ๐ญ???
user785 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
charles_leclerc feeling really blessed ๐๐ป
user912 this is so unserious ๐
user440 love love love ๐
user54 love a black woman from infinity to infinity!!!
user113 in the words of dove cameron, i could be a better boyfriend than him. trust๐๐พ
user53 NOOOO YN come back to meeee!!!
charles_leclerc i think she's good here, next to me
user17 can't breathe!!!
user17 hottest gf alive
user17 she looks too good i can't breathe ๐ซ
user27 showed this to my therapist and she's finally gonna let me kill myself
user065 to be shown off like this,,, i beg
pierregasly the fact that we were together in the last slide...
charles_leclerc but is this a friend group hard launch?
user513 call this hard launch an ugly twink the way it cannot be topped
use488 CALL IT WHAT NOW๐ค๐ค
user83 the wording is CRAZY
user48 not Charles beefing with everyone in love w his girl๐๐
user259 just bought a whole house with the 1st pic. her face card is insane
user613 kissin the screen๐
charles_leclerc kissing her๐ฉ๐พโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ป
youruser ok that's enough
user613 oooohhhh you got scolded ๐ซต
user6 LETS GO TO PARIS๐
user084 the audacity to use that emoji, ijbol
user40 i hate you
user40 i'm sorry that was jealousy speaking, so happy for youโค๏ธ
user069 i - no words
user675 charles, I heard she throws rocks at orphans
charles_leclerc i'm not an orphan but she can hit me๐
arthur_leclerc NO SHAME๐ญ
youruser i do not throw rocks at children, ๏นซcharles_leclerc hi
user675 yeah, i lied but he's something...
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youruser think i like you best when you're just with me and no one else...
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user73 didn't i say don't post your man ๐ฅฒ
charles_leclerc who is that guy?
youruser he's just this guy i'm hopelessly in love with
charles_leclerc he's very luckyโค๏ธ
youruser we both areโค๏ธ
user23 we all know who it is girl๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
charles_leclerc i can't believe you didn't post a single picture of me where my face is visible ๐ช
youruser i hate you, you know we agreed on the soft launch
charles_leclerc you hate me? so enemies to lovers๐
youruser ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
user704 she's so mean to him, what does he even see in her
user202 you know there's this thing called banter and he's a grown man who can make his own decisions?
user525 can't wait for the future videos of her at any of the grand prix races
user4 he's got a grip on you in every picture i've seen of y'all together so far, like chill lil bro, she's not gon run away๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
user206 he's actually just like me bc if she was my girl...
yourbestfriend the best launch because we don't have to see his face
user180 ur so real ily
yourbestfriend jokes, but I'm happy for you both๐
youruser love you๐
user16 i'm so๐ญ happy๐ญ for you๐ญ both๐ญ
user444 lover gyal era!
user407 must be nice to young, sexy and in love
youruser it really is๐ฅฐ
user350 do y'all need a third, a dog, a maid, or anything really because i can do it all!
user110 shattered.
user12 feeling giddy asf like i'm the one who got posted๐ตโ๐ซ
user61 you two look great together๐
youruser thank you aoife๐ค
user61 you KNOW MY NE?$?$?_? SHE KNOWS MY NAME JEJEJEJ IM SCREAKING
user08 lord, i see what you've done for others ๐๐ผ
user940 when will it be me.(with you)
charles_leclerc never, not even in the next thousand lifetimes ๐คฃ
user838 CHARLES???
user839 OHMYDAYS?!?!
user516 the rope in my backyard looks so tempting
user133 I love k. so much
user48 feet? for free? in this economy?
lilymhe leave him for me, let's run away together๐
youruser packing my bags ๐๏ธ
charles_leclerc ๏นซalex_albon please come get your girlfriend
alex_albon lily... what is this
lilymhe as the saying goes, never let your boyfriend stop you from finding your wife
charles_leclerc NOT MY GIRLFRIEND THO
youruser boooo tomato tomato tomato i'm throwing tomatoes๐
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charles_leclerc mon ange???
user909 lily was cooking โจ๏ธ๐ณ
user102 remember everyone, he is NOT a mountain, he CAN be moved!
user00 Donatella VERSACE๐
user6 i love the eiffel tower
user315 because you're parisian, right????
user57 i don't think that's the reason๐๐
user510 do you want another boyfriend?
user204 i just think it really weird that you're not posting his face when he literally posted multiple pictures of you on his account, like what are you hiding?
user832 i think it's weird that you don't know how to mind your own business? like it's crazy that you think you're entitled to a reason. this is her account to do what she wants with it, even if she posted him, you'd complain. so please, just shut up.
user278 not my boyfriend having the audacity to steal my girlfriend from me๐ซค
user98 honestly if I looked like her, i would not know how to act
user122 facts
landonorris what is with you and your boyfriend not giving credit for pictures i take???
youruser this isn't about you right now๐ซถ๐พ
user444 at least you got a response this time
landonorris again, for someone who has ln4 in their bio, you sure like to bully me
user444 you think this is bullying? i can actually bully you if you want
landonorris no, i'm good๐๐ป
user303 that one girl was right about you liking the wind a lil too much
user926 yeah this is cute and all but can i land this backflip off a cliff?
user376 those flowers are so pretty ๐ค๐
user401 driving home in the wrong lane tonight๐คฃ
user527 the way i was right the whole time and now my friend owes me money ๐ฅฐ
user830 you guys are such a cute couple
user010 this would have been such a good soft launch dump of we didn't see his hard launch ๐
youruser added to their story.
user09 posting a man to MITSKI?! oh it's serious, ur actually down horrendous
yourbestfriend hard launching on ur story when you soft launched in a post is crazyyyy๐คฃ๐คฃ
youruser hard launching when i see a ring ๐ค
nah, im kidding but if they want to see him, go to his profile๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
yourbestfriend IKTR ๐
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user215 now my man's gonna expect me to post him on my story like this๐ but i forgive you queen ๐
landonorris finally made it in a post!
youruser finally you can stop complaining ๐ซถ๐พ
landonorris why are you and charles so mean to me
youruser because you deserve it, hope this helps๐๐พ
francisca.cgomez double dating with you was so fun! can't wait to do it again ๐
youruser yes! gonna go bother charles to make plans for another one soon ๐
user121 the sun drawing around ur eyes๐ฅฒ crying, that's so effin cute
yourfriend not you being all sentimental with the daniel caesar song AND the puzzle pieces
youruser damn, can't even do something nice๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ see if i post you again
yourfriend you're so dramatic pookie
user531 the bear and the flowerss, please where can i get man like that๐
user479 so many gorgeous girls๐ฅฐ
user06 glad you're surrounding yourself with people who make you happy and bring out this lovely light ๐ค
yourfriend2 when the plans finally make it out the group chat๐๐พ๐
youruser love that for us๐คง but i swear getting stuck in that elevator made me reconsider all my decisions leading up to that moment
yourfriend2 the 1st hour wasn't that bad tho
yourfriend3 we will never be free๐
youruser please shut up๐ญ๐ญ
yourfriend3 no bc you didn't listen when dr umar said "SNOW BUNNIES NEVA๐
๐พโโ๏ธโ"
youruser i do not see it๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ
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โคท end note โง โ
: halfway through making this i went "hmm, this should be a lando smau" but then i continued doing this. it posted like 5 times which freaked me out and was supposed to be done ages ago but yeah. also french is from deepl. enjoy.
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