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haec-an · 9 months ago

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mark and haechan thoughts on each other

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d4ydream-girl · 7 months ago

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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol

#courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh #shourtney wedding #shourtney #smoshblr #if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight #thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT #theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank #real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this #the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO #this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke #tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing #even if im dying for answers #head vs heart ykwim #“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #anthony padilla #damien haas #sarah whittle #arasha lalani #noah grossman #olivia sui #trevor evarts #tommy bowe #ian hecox #spencer agnew

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gunstellations · 10 months ago

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a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

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jadecantcreate · 2 months ago

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ITS COALECROUX LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS TIME

i always see scenes / mentions of kremy and gideon kissing in fanwork and i can suspend disbelief / enjoy it regardless but when it comes to what i create it kinda bugs me? i tend to have this nagging thought in the back of my head — alligators don’t really have lips (as far as i know?) and kremy’s long snout has to be at least somewhat uncomfortable to kiss as someone w/ a human head

in other words its not really something id like to include in what i make

so i raise you this: every single other way to touch

im talking holding hands (its ironic. ironic itch scratching), cuddling (IRONICALLY), standing as close as possible to one another, doing the mischievous laugh thing, elbowing, brushing dust / soot out of each other’s clothes, placing a hand on the other, literally taking every opportunity to touch even it’s just a graze, etc

please please add on to this list if you’d like i need fuel for the coalecroux machine that is my brain

(extra points if all of this is without them realizing that’s what they’re doing. theyre not the smartest men in the feywild)

#i know some people hate the “everyone knows except them” trope but i eat it up especially when it comes to gideon and kremy #honestly it just fits with their characters and portrayal imo #simultaneously being in a situationship honeymoon phase and having been married for 20 years #theyre cute #historians called them business associates #just a couple… of guys #coalecroux #kremy x gideon #kremy lecroux #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #gideon coal #late night thoughts #headcanons i guess

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squeakadeeks · 3 months ago

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YAAAAY i finished the design exercise for Wilderwest. I dont think i'm actually going to do anything with this OCverse, but I wanted to sketch the whole idea out.

The concept is a magic wild west/americana setting that follows three sets of characters. Furnace and Lignite as they explore the nature of magic ore that pulled them into the world, Sonora and Sierra on a revenge path to kill a magician named Chupacabra, and Alto and Cirrus as they trek around the content to find the vulture mother responsible for weather.

#my art #also dont look at me i know this is almost an identical design concept to alliacea just with a wild west flavor #Sonora and Sierra are the most fun to think about bc theyre just like...pansy academics in their 50s #but this guy curses all their friends so theyre like well. i already got tenure so guess we'll take a sabbatical to go murk this guys ass #also as a footnote sonora and sierra will be the ONE and only singular M/F pairing i will ever write #theyve been married for 25 years

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kooki914 · 5 months ago

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What are asgore and spades favorite colors

#deltarune #asks #drawings #asgore #spade #king of spades #spade king #asgore dreemurr #spadesgore #technically #king spade #no one asked but i want to elaborate #asgore describes colours in pairs not just because it might be the only colour theory he knows #but because thats also how he generally just sees. people and their traits #as if everything needs something to compliment #hence why he feels so out of place and useless to himself when hes not married/in a relationship #the way he describes yellow and purple are a good way to describe him and toriel in undertale #royal colours that are tied to hope but they only shine when theyre constracted against the grim tragedy that shaped them #with blue and orange it kind of describes sans and papyrus especially with how their comedic timing works #like when youre alone with sans in mtt resort the tone is a LOT more somber - colder #but when papyrus is by himself hes all jumpy and shit and he hardly seems as down to earth as he does with sans around #and red and green imo are the most important in analysing asgore specifically bc his weapon is red #but his shirt colour in post pacifist and deltarune is pink - literally a softer version of the cruelty we KNOW hes capable of #he describes it as just sort of -fitting- with the greenery he surrounds himself with and i think that mostly has to do with what he WANTS #all the plants and the greenery are ALIVE but almost toxic. meanwhile someone else most prominantly associated with red is rudy #the guys whole gimmick is having a bright red nose #its like asgore surrounds himself with the colour that would compliment the person he wants #or literally wearing their colours a la him and toriel having the same shade of blue on in undertale #and spade? hes just emo. he likes black because its a lack of colour - a lack of light #the reason he works as a good parallel to asgore in this sense is because he breaks asgores dychotamy and forces his own

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fraternum-momentum · 8 months ago

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SO UM I JOINED THIS LIKE WEBSITE BC I WANTED FUCK AROUND (NOT LITERALLY) AND I WAS CURIOUS BUT ITS BASICALLY KINKY TINDER AND THERE ACTUAL PEOPLE MESSAGING ME AND IM SHAKING IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED IM SO SCARED I ONLY HAVE A PICTURE OF A CAT AND ITS NOT EVEN MINE

#GOD I HATE IT WHEN I MAKE TERRIBLE DECISIONS WHEN IM NOT THINKING STRAIGHT WHY DID I DO THAT #I GOT A FUCKING EMAIL NOTIFICATION AND I WANTED TO UNSUBSCRIBE BUT IT SAID I GOT A MESSAGE ??????????#I THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD THINK IM A BOT OR SOMETHING ???????????????#A 41 YEAR OLD MAN WHO IS MARRIED ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! YOURE MARRIED ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MARRIED. LIKE U HAVE A WIFE. U R WEDDED SIR #IK THERE ARE SOME FREAKY COUPLES OUT THERE BUT I HOPE TO GOD UR WIFE KNOWS WTF UR DOING MY GUT IS TELLING ME THERES SMTHN FISHY GOING ON #AND THERES THIS OTHER GUY WHOS 28 HE SAID OH UR NEW HERE HI ANOTHER DUDE SAID NICE CAT YEAH ITS NOT MINE BRO #THEYRE ALL DOMS IM SHAKING LIKE A FUCKING LEAF DUDE #DO I TROLL THEM ????????????????? I MIGHT GET BANNED OR SMTHN #frambling...?

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hiemaldesirae · 8 months ago

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okay heres the human(oid) vox design no one asked for. im gonna go draw him and al kissing with tongue now

#🌗 art tag #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #yes theyre married #yes vox has makeup (lipstick) on #the red undereyeshadow is just naturally there lmao #every time i redrew this i made his waist smaller #just so u guys know. i spent like 30 minutes on the width of his waist #ideally itd be like the size of two of his wrists maybe

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everythingwasnormalhere · 6 months ago

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never getting over princess kenny being the greatest style shipper ever

dude she's literally letting a guy sleep on her husband's bed she slays so hard

#i mean shes been using the excuse to sleep at her gf's but still #AND DW YOU GUYS ITS A LOVELESS MARRIAGE AND ITS NOT CHEATING IF EVERYONE KNOWS AND IS CHILL WITH IT-#literally theyre only married as a formality #nothing else #anyway she's so invested on style's development i love her #been writing this fic and shes my fav even though she doesn't almost appear besides a couple mentions like she doesn't even have dialogue #south park #south park au #the stick of truth #princess kenny #kyle x stan #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

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tweedfrog · 2 years ago

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Look I get that they're probably just more relevant to the Northern plot of the story but I just find it weird that Allyria is betrothed to a marcher lord and there's no mention of Ned being invited to the water gardens....also Ned being named after the man who KILLED Arthur.....there is so much anger at and within that family GRRM explain....

#lord dayne tried to work OVERTIME naming ned after the guy who killed his brother to restore his rep with the dornish i just know it #look yall we hate arthur too!!!#the rest of dorne: too little too late but also wtaf is wrong with u guys #lord dayne: fuck it guess ill have to marry my sister to our ancient enemies tm #also as a friend pointed out arianne never thinks of allyria AT ALL despite the fact that theyre probably young women of similar ages #and allyria is neds heir until he has kids #oh ALSO it mustve been a recent thing because the Daynes were important and liked enough in dorne before cause elia went there #on her betrothal tour #asoiaf #asoiaf memes #valyrian scrolls #the great dayne shunning theory of 2022

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sonknuxadow · 1 year ago

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sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

#''they both have white chest fur'' okay ? there are so many other characters who have small physical traits in common #doesnt mean they have to be related #''shadow and silver are lancelot and galahad in sonic and the black knight'' okay and .#im sure there might be SOME meaning to the character choices in the storybook games but i highly doubt their lives are 1 to 1 parallels #or that the character choices are meant to imply anything about the characters that we dont already know #plus amy was nimue and nobody tries to argue that shadow and amy are related because of that?#also im aware that a lot of dad shadow stuff takes place in the future when silver is a baby and shadow has still been alive for a long tim #(which. how would that even work wasnt shadow in stasis again in the future)#but sometimes i see people do it with like present day shadow being a father figure to the silver who time traveled there ?#thats like the horrible combination of people infantilizing silver in a way they dont do with other characters his age or younger #and people pretending shadow is an adult when he isnt . what #also i dont get why people insist that if shadow is silver's dad then the other parent MUST be someone from the existing cast #like . silver is not from a few decades into the future hes from 200 years into the future #none of the characters youre saying shadow is gonna get with are gonna be living that long im sorry to say #and why does silver HAVE to be the child of a couple in the existing cast why cant he just be some random guy #and im not saying every au idea has to perfectly align with canon #but a lot of the people who think shadow is silvers dad arent presenting it as a fun little baseless headcanon #theyre presenting it as an actual plausible theory . when it really isnt .#also ive noticed one of the most common pairings for silvers parents is sonic and shadow .#sorry but that is just not happening i feel so strongly about sonic never wanting to get married or have kids #i think shadow being an older brother figure to silver could be cute .#and the idea of a timeline where shadow doesnt die or get put into stasis or whatever the hell and is still around in silvers time #could be interesting . but im not really on board with the dad thing

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hsslilly-blog · 2 months ago

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shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do

#child of divorce but theyre married and love each other but actually they’re divorcees #theyre like those couples that get married and then get divorced and then get married again. actually that’s so chic #you should be divorced by the time you’re 27. a little divorce makes life more exciting #do not consider red carpet diaries at all when writing claire but if i were to consider it #she wouldve broken up with hunt sometime after hollywood u and then it would’ve been kind of a divorce #<- well my timeline for hollywood u i mean. that would be in 2016 #they get back together but they have even stronger + weirder divorcees vibes #claire is actually a divorced woman. when you think about it. that’s also a great descriptor for hunt but in a different way #so theyre like when you put two spiritually divorced people in a relationship #this makes a lot of sense to me. actually #they have the most loving relationship ever which is gross and disgusting. but when you look at them they have this weird vibe about them #theyre like bitter exes who know too much of each other and one of them is way too comfortable saying stuff in public #what do you mean theyre together and in love #huntclaire #actually i need them so be super fucking weird about each other in public #claire is too familiar with a guy who does Not seem to like her at all. why is she saying this stuff. claire thats tmi #he would do anything for her. he will still argue with her over the most mundane things ever.#her coffee order sucks and he’s not saying all That Stuff to a barista. kill him on the spot.#claire gets an extra cookie bc she threatened to cry #they’re just kinda stuck together idk. something something his line about the universe bending to get them together. he’s bitter about it #it’s also a form of foreplay but i don’t know what the tag limits are #just know that claire is weird about that as well #i mean tbf of course is foreplay what else would this be. how is this dynamic feasible otherwise #it’s*

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anonymousbathtub · 2 years ago

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Some character designs I created for my uni course last year as part of a “trope smashing” brief! I really enjoyed how these guys turned out - I see them as a private investigative pair in a fantasy victorian-esque setting, with perhaps some sci-fi elements. And yes, they’re husbands.

(silly doodle under cut)