#guys did you know my boyfriend is literally so so cool and i like fear very very much?

[spacedustmantis]

me when i'm so so in love :3

[algae-tm]

SUMMER LOVIN’

Charles Leclerc x Reader

You and Charles fall in love in St.Lucia (one shot)

Warnings: none?

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youruser: you think you just fell out of a coconut tree???🥥

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yourbffuser: HELLO??!! Who is the man????

- youruser: what man?

- yourbffuser: now i KNOW you aren’t serious. in the second pic!!!!

- youruser: oh him… that’s pookie 😋🤭

- yourbffuser: count your motherfuckin days

yoursisteruser: you collect white men like pokemon smh

- youruser: gotta catch ‘em all!! 😏😤

-yoursisteruser: sigh

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charles_leclerc: St. Lucia 🌊☀️

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user1: why is he so boyfriend coded in the 2nd pic?

- user2: don’t be alarmed bestie but it might have something to do with the literal girl he’s holding hands with in the 3rd pic…

landonorris: is this what the youth call a soft launch?

-charles_leclerc: you are the youth

carlossainz55: ay who’s the girl?

— charles_leclerc: No one and everyone

— user1: wtf does this mean 😭 😭

— user5: why is this simultaneously the dumbest yet most romantic thing I’ve ever read, and I have a boyfriend 😭

— user6: girl- tell your boyfriend to step up or leave him… the bar is in literal hell. — user7: bro releases a couple songs and thinks he’s cool and mysterious

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youruser: cute solo travel idea- get a man to take you places

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yourbffuser: two posts with the same guy? I fear we’ve lost her

- youruser: NOOOO I’m still a bad bitch, I’m licensed and everything!!

- yoursisteruser: heartbreaker turns into lover girl… story for the ages

yoursisteruser: who is he???? Your fans want to know!!

—youruser: just a cute monegasque

—yoursisteruser: is that a cheese or something?

— youruser: a place apparently… he gets stroppy when I call him French 🤷🏾‍♀️

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charles_leclerc: summer lovin’ happened so fast

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user4: two posts with what I’m guessing is the same girl… please twitter users starts sleuthing!!

— user5: or, hear me out, bit of a wild suggestion, just let them be?

— user3: do you think they were together b4, or he found her on holiday??

— user4: wait holdup I didn’t even think of the possibility that this could be just a vacation romance you’re so right @user3

— user5: why do I even bother with these people

pierregasly: day 67895 of asking you to tell me who she is!!

— user53: lmao Pierre is one of us confirmed

— user43: close! He actually knows Charles personally so no he isn’t one of you

— user53: now what did I do to you? 😭

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youruser: bye bye bye you were bigger than the whole sky…

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yourbffuser: oh pooks

yoursisteruser: glad to know you have a heart

— youruser: bite me

— yourbffuser: time and place, bestie @yoursisteruser

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SIX MONTHS LATER

MESSAGES

3 MONTHS LATER

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charles_leclerc: mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

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lewishamilton: nice to see it brother! You know what they say

— youruser: once you go black!

— lewishamilton: I was gunna say the course of true love never did run smooth…

— youruser: mine works better!!

— user4: lmao she’s hilarious

— user5: and just as chaotic as Charles 😭 they’re made for eachother

—user6: idk I think he needs someone more introverted… she’s attention seeking (this user was blocked by charles_leclerc)

—charles_leclerc: blocked 🤭😙

—youruser: my man, my man, my man!

landonorris: she’s gorgeous

— charles_leclerc: why do you live to cause me distress??

georgerussell63: blimey, was only yesterday you told us you never got her number

— maxverstappen1: very stupid

— danielricciardo: Max be nice

— maxverstappen1: sorry

carlossainz55: well done cabron!

youruser: mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

arthur_leclerc: she’s lovely

— charles_leclerc: isn’t she just

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[panties-on-boys]

scary dog privileges poolverine

explicit 18+

tags: jealousy, top wade, bottom logan, dirty talk, breeding, mean wolverine, cowboy position, the author loves italics lol, anal no prep (healing factor mwah), vague feminization, i love you kink if that’s a thing

Everything in this fucking bar is sticky.

Though he’s really trying to be the supportive boyfriend here, Wade has yet to convince himself of a single positive trait this place actually has. It’s loud, it smells, and some ginger with (Wade assumes) a hairless asshole has been flirting with him for the whole five minutes Logan’s been in the bathroom.

“I like your suit.” Slurs the stranger.

He’s tall, but he doesn’t have any cool fangs or cool claws, so Wade does not care. As a matter of fact, he doesn’t even look at the guy, too busy poking the ice in the bottom of his Sex on the Beach with a straw.

Unabashed, the stranger doesn’t let Wade’s clear disinterest deter him. “Why red?” He asks.

Wade glances toward the bathroom and tries to summon Logan with their soulmate connection. “So the little babies of the world can’t tell when I’m bleeding. I do all the murdering for the children.” Deadpool replies sarcastically.

The man nods sagely and takes a long drink of his Coors Lite, like that was the deepest thing he’s ever heard.

Wade huffs a sigh of annoyance inside of his mask. He was hoping that would scare the guy away, but lots of people around here have a superhero fetish so it only serves to make him close even more fucking space. Ugh. Is there a nice way to explain to a stranger that they’re moments away from becoming the Wolverine’s puppet, speared three times up the ass? A, you know, let ‘em down easy sort of delivery, but one that really gets it across that they’re flirting for their life?

“You here alone?” Asks the redhead, leaning into Deadpool’s eyeline.

Wade, again, pointedly ignores him in favor of shoving the ice cubes around in the bottom of his glass. “No dude. And my boyfriend is literally the Wolverine so if I were you, and I cared about keeping that hand… I might consider removing it.”

As if summoned, in all of his six foot three inch glory (six-eleven if you count the eight scrumptious inches imprisoned behind his very sexy full-yellow suit, woof), Wolverine emerges from the bathroom. He stops dead in the doorway, the light behind him surrounding his frame like a halo.

Wade’s eyes are already there even before Logan is, drawn to the glinting silver of his claws… which are already fucking out, and he leads with them, God forgive him.

The stranger removes his hand, much too slowly.

Wade can hear the Wolverine growling all the way from the bar. His skin starts getting tingly. Secretly, he loves this part.

Before he can even register it, Logan’s pressed up behind the redhead, every single inch down his body, the tip of one claw to his carotid artery like a shank. “That’s my boyfriend you’re chattin’ up.” He says, low into the stranger’s ear.

Wade crosses his legs and squeezes his thighs together. Fuck, this is gonna get hot. He picks up his glass, stirs his ice around, and says, “I told him, Daddy.”

“You shut the fuck up, slut.” Logan spits. “Lettin’ other men touch you at the bar, I’m shakin’ my fucking head… there’s a motherfuckin’ katana on your back. Two katanas, Wade.”

The man has turned white. He swallows, his Adam’s apple bobbing dangerously against the point of the blade.

Wade smiles. “Ooh… first names? You’re big pissed.” He sips his drink and kicks his feet a little.

The stranger stutters, and Wade thinks he says something like, I didn't know, sorry, but it’s garbled by the pathetic fear that he knows Wolverine can smell on him.

Logan growls, and the man goes still. “Did he know?” He asks Wade.

“Promise, I told him. Scout’s honor.” Wade grins. “I told him even that my boyfriend is the Wolverine, he didn’t seem to think that was such a big deal.” He shrugs.

Logan scoffs and clicks his tongue.

Wade leans back against the bar, sips his drink, and watches with a little too much glee as Logan shoves the stranger down to land hard on the dirty bar floor.

The man scurries backwards on all fours until he can get up, then practically sprints for the exit.

Wade sighs dreamily and looks to Logan.

He looks livid.

It’s everything Wade has to not start giggling. He holds his glass up for a cheers.

Instead, Logan snarls, grabs his arm, and they’re home in less than ten because he drives very recklessly and gropes Wade through his suit the whole time.

He gets carried inside, slung over the Wolverine’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

In their room, Logan drops Wade to his feet just for the satisfaction of pushing him into the bed. He lands with a little oof.

Dogpool follows the commotion, trots to a stop right outside the open doorway and heels to tip her head inquisitively.

Wade is already panting with the anticipation when he tells her, “Go on, girl. You don’t wanna see what Daddy’s gonna do to me,” and grins.

Logan growls and kicks the door shut. “Stop fuckin’ callin’ me that.” He says, pulling off his gloves.

Wade smiles sweetly and tugs his mask over his head from the back.

Logan starts tearing off his own costume as Wade watches with a hungry grin, not bothering to even try to pretend he isn’t totally and irredeemably turned on right now. He lifts his hips up toward nothing.

When Wolverine gets down to just his skin tight boxer briefs– whore– he looks Wade in the eye. Then, he pulls his claws out again.

Deadpool scoffs. “Oh c’mon baby, don’t be like that.” He grins. “I promise I told him who I belonged to. And I didn’t touch him, didn’t even look at him.”

Logan can tell from the tone of his voice, he’s not taking this fucking seriously at all. The claws go back in before he reaches out and starts tugging Wade’s suit off, ignoring him in favor of getting the useless bastard naked.

Logan’s hunch is only further confirmed by Wade’s stupid fucking mouth, which never ever stops, when it opens again and says, “Even when he put his hands alllll over me, I didn’t look at him.”

That does it.

Logan climbs onto the bed and straddles his hips, grumbling.

Deadpool smiles like the fucking idiot he is and puts his hands behind his head, mocking him pretty much. Fucking asshole.

Logan leans down, his lips brushing with Wade’s as he talks, and asks, “You think this is funny, do you?” Stupid motherfucker. “I should’ve fuckin’ killed that guy. The blood would be on your hands.”

Wade bites his lip and squirms, trying to suppress his growing smile and failing. “Oh nooo. That’d be the first time that’s ever happened to me, too. I can see the headlines now: Mercenary, Wade Wilson, Finally Gets Some Blood on his Hands.”

Logan grins because… okay. That one was actually funny. But he dips down to hide it, sinking his sharp teeth into Wade’s shoulder as a punishment for that stupid motherfucking mouth. He doesn’t care if it was funny.

“Ow, fuck! Bad dog.” Wade huffs, half-heartedly swatting at him.

Logan licks at the bite mark. The skin is already healed over again by the time he pulls away to look at it, so he moves up to kiss Wade, automatically licking into his open mouth.

Wade hums, and when they break, pants, “I should get hit on by strangers more often.”

“No, you shouldn’t.” Logan replies, voice low and dangerous. He presses a hand to Wade’s neck.

Wade’s eyes roll back in his head and his hands come up to grab at Logan’s wrist.

“I’m serious. You’re all fuckin’ mine.” Logan snarls.

Wade can’t breathe and he fucking loves it.

“Do you understand?”

Wade shakes his head and grins, so Logan tightens his grip.

“You can go out and find any inadequate, under-endowed fuckin’ loser you want. I just want to make sure you know,” he’s seething, his nails biting in, “you will never, ever find it like me again. Nobody knows your body like me, what you like how I do. Nobody will care about makin’ you come more than once, you spoiled fuckin’ brat. You should be thankin’ me on your knees. I’ll tell you why.” Logan spits. He rolls his hips down into Wade’s, one time.

The friction is addicting. Wade whines for it, despite that he does not have anywhere near enough fucking air in his lungs to be whining.

“You can fuck whoever you want, see if I fuckin’ care because at the end of the day, I know.”

Logan releases the pressure and Wade gasps for breath, giggling deliriously.

“You will always come crawlin’ back for this.”

He grinds down again and Wade moans, “Thank you,” and sucks in another greedy breath. “Don't be mean to me, Daddy.” He rasps. “I promise I won’t get hit on by strangers anymore.”

Logan growls, “If I see you let another person talk to you like that again, I will fucking kill them,” and he even tacks the g on this time to show how serious he is.

Wade grins, mostly because he knows it isn’t an empty threat. Logan’s that crazy, which is unbelievably hot because so is Wade. He reaches down and runs his fingertips along the waistband of Wolverine’s underwear.

Logan grabs his wrists and pins them to the bed under one hand. “Don’t you touch me.”

Deadpool whines.

Wolverine kisses him, all tongue this time, and then pulls away. “You’re so fuckin’ greedy. Can’t even last five minutes without being in the fuckin’ spotlight.” He says.

Deadpool whines again, higher, and wriggles beneath him.

“And you think you have the right to touch me, hah.” Logan spits, literally dripping venom. Why it makes Wade harder than a brick house is beyond him. “I should give you fuckin’ nothin’. Letting strangers put their hands on you at the bar, just to get my attention. Tch.”

Wade just giggles dazedly, rolling his hips up into Wolverine’s ass.

Logan growls and bares his teeth, which is supposed to be threatening Wade guesses? “Hey, have you ever heard of just fuckin’ askin’? Huh?”

Wade huffs and pulls where the Wolverine has his wrists pinned. “Please lemme touch you.” He slurs.

“You’re so fuckin’ lucky I’ve been horny since you made blueberry pancakes this morning. I should give you nothin’, you greedy bitch.” Logan tells him again, rocking his hips down into Wade’s.

Eagerly, Wade moans and rolls his hips back up, huffing, “Your favorite.” Nobody knows you like I do. Then, “C’mon, let me touch.”

With a little growl of frustration, Logan caves. He lets Wade’s hands go.

They instantly pull the gloves off and come straight for Wolverine’s chest, raking desperate nails down its front. Then, Wade grabs Logan’s hips and pulls him into a grind.

“I’m sorry, baby,” Wade purrs.

Logan grunts and leans down, panting into his open neck.

Wade turns to talk into his ear, “I love you.”

And then Logan whimpers. There it is.

Wade smiles, “That’s it puppy, there’s my boy…” He hears the metal snikt of Logan’s claws by his head and his smile spreads into a grin. “I don’t care. Gut me. I’m all yours, forever and ever, until death do us part or you get a restraining order, which I will then violate so many times they’ll have to put me in jail.”

Logan growls under his ear, “We’d be the worst exes.” He slips into a rhythm without even realizing it, really, just rolling his hips into Wade’s because it feels good. “I’d fuck you in the bathroom during visitation.”

Wade huffs a little laugh. It’s so nice to laugh during sex. It makes his chest ache. “So say it back.” He purrs.

Wade’s right arm leaves to dig around in the bedside table. Logan grunts and nibbles his earlobe.

Wade pulls back with the bottle, popping the cap with his thumb. Like Pavlov’s dog, Logan hears the sound of it and pulls Wade’s boxers off first so he can slick his cock while he sheds his own briefs.

“I’m only yours, Wolvie. You can stop stressin’ so much.” Wade purrs, mimicking Logan’s accent.

Logan huffs and climbs into cowboy. Wade dutifully lines himself up, more than eager to get inside of him.

“I only wanna be with you.”

Logan sits back on his heels, taking Wade with no prep. “Ah, fuck,” he hisses through his teeth, nails digging in where his hands are holding himself up on Wade’s chest.

“Feels good baby?” Wade asks, admiring the way Logan’s cock ticks and drips onto his stomach.

“Uh huh,” Logan groans.

“Nobody else can make me feel like this.” Wade purrs, a slick hand on Logan’s left hip and a dry one on his right. He holds him still and fucks up into him like that, moaning at the way he can feel himself forcing Logan open around the width of his cock, fuck. “You’re so tight.”

Logan whimpers back, “Feels so huge.”

Wade grins. He’s always loved the hubris of dick praise. “Was made to fuck you, babygirl. I’m never going back, swear to God. Nobody has it like this.”

That finally earns a rock back from Wolverine, and he drags his nails down a little until Wade bleeds, only for a second. “I’ll– fuckin’ kill–” Logan puffs, “m’serious…” he trails off. He can’t even fucking think with the stretch.

Deadpool laughs under his breath. “What’s that, angel baby?” He teases.

Logan sits up a little and pushes back until Wade bottoms out. God, it is incomprehensibly fucking tight. “Don’t fuckin’ do it again.” He spits.

Wade’s mouth drops open and his hands dig in, pulling Logan onto his cock with newfound enthusiasm. “Never. I’ll never do it again, promise.” He grins. “Scout’s honor.”

Logan growls, low in his chest. Irritating motherfucker. “Shut up,” he mumbles, and he starts to bounce in Wade’s lap.

It isn’t just dirty talk, he actually does feel huge… Logan swears he can feel it in his ribs, especially when he’s on top like this. His cock jumps and drips again, and Wade brings his slick hand down to wrap around it.

“You’re so fucking pretty baby,” Wade mutters, which makes Logan roll his eyes a little. “Nobody compares to you.” He purrs. “Ooh, I’m so lucky.”

The dry hand on Wolverine’s hip pulls him down to meet Wade’s next thrust. The skin on skin slapping is disgustingly obscene, and only getting louder as Logan starts getting fucked in real earnest.

“Wade, my God,” Wolverine mutters helplessly.

“MJ if ya nasty,” Wade grins.

“You’re so fuckin’ frustrating.” Logan grumbles. He starts to bounce back a little harder against Wade’s thrusts, soft uh uh uhs hidden in his every exhale.

“You sound so gorgeous angel,” Wade pants back, starting to stroke Logan’s cock in his sticky fist, made even stickier with precome. “You get so wet.” He purrs.

Wolverine finds himself torn between fucking himself back on Wade’s dick or thrusting into his fist. “Feels so good,” he basically drools.

“Nobody in the world as pretty as you sweetheart,” Wade coos. “So tight and so wet and so pretty.”

“Wade, shut up,” Logan whimpers, but the hot pink flush that settles over the bridge of his sun-speckled nose is so painfully obvious.

“I know you like it princess. This is what you want, right? Want me to–” Wade pauses to fuck up into Wolverine a little harder and grunt, “to tell you how you’re so beautiful, you’re so irreplaceable?”

Logan whines and rolls his hips into Wade’s waiting hand, a pointed decision.

“You’re fucking irreplaceable babydoll.”

Logan flutters his eyes open and looks down at Wade. He stares through his clumped lashes, stuck in spikes with tears from the burn of the stretch.

Wade brings up his free hand, cupping Logan’s jaw. “My hero. Isn’t that right? You and me, forever, us against the world kitty.” His thumb drags over his lover’s lower lip on the drop back down to hold his waist.

Wade coos at him, at his big wet puppy eyes.

It’s sweet. Honestly. Sometimes, Logan just gets soft, sort of insecure… Wade secretly loves it, wrapping him up in his arms and whispering praise into his ear until he feels better. He loves it, loves the way he can take Logan apart with just a few compliments.

He picks up the drag of his hand.

Logan growls under his breath and tips his head back to bare his throat, and Wade drags him down by the hip onto his cock, over and over until his breath gets tight.

“D’you like it, angel?” He asks, seething through his teeth.

“Yes,” Wolverine gasps, leaning down to lick into Wade’s mouth. Wade licks back, tongue curling around the sharp points of Logan’s laterals.

Wade breaks the kiss to pant, “Yeah, you feel fucking amazing.”

The Wolverine keens for him. Wade never stops talking, but during sex he’s especially loose with it. Logan mumbles, “shut up,” again, but he secretly loves it and Wade fucking knows that.

“Nobody out there tight like you.” On and on and on. “Can fucking feel you, sucking me in.”

Logan whimpers, “Jesus, Wade,” and Wade bites back another MJ if ya nasty because he’s pretty sure it’ll all go away if he really says it again.

So instead, he purrs, “I love you baby,” and grins like a fucking crazy person. “Nobody compares to you. You’re the best Wolverine.”

And Logan throws his head back and sobs as he comes white and hot over the backs of Wade’s fingers.

Wade watches the first three shots climb up to his own collarbones, then the next three dripping over his knuckles, and by the end of it he’s been smiling for so long his face hurts.

Logan keeps bouncing in his lap. “C’mon, come inside,” he slurs, sounding totally delirious.

That’s what Wade loves about this Wolverine. Even though, most of the time, he’s on the bottom… he’s still so giving. He always keeps going until Wade comes, begs him to, even. It’s the hottest fucking thing in the entire world.

Logan leans down and sinks his teeth into Wade’s neck. Then, his lips come up a little to kiss the corner of Wade’s mouth, printing him red, and he whispers, “I love you.”

Wade moans, “Oh fuck yes,” and buries himself as deep as he can get, coming inside of Logan with literal fucking intention. It feels like it lasts forever, and Logan keeps rocking back against him over and over to ride it out until Wade starts to whine.

Logan collapses on top of him, Wade still inside, and pants like a dog into his ear.

“Jesus Christ,” Wade mutters.

Logan huffs a breathless little laugh. “MJ if I’m nasty?” He asks, voice rough with the lingering remnants of being fucked out of his God damned mind.

Wade groans and rolls his hips again. “You’re my fucking soulmate.”

[kedreeva]

Went to see "Twisters" tonight and it was thoroughly enjoyable!

Some spoilers below the cut

Okay first of all, I'm extremely excited to say that they don't push a love triangle despite there being a girl MC and two main guys. One of them is an old friend who remains firmly an old friend, with no indication that he has romantic feelings. Like they get to be actual friends!!!!! And the other, while potentially a love interest, had just as much potential to be a friend instead, and in an extremely important (to me) way they do not kiss! I was shocked, actually. I expected them to pull out a "gotta have a kiss to appease the amatonormative folks" but nope! Not even in the little mid credit blurb. He stays the night at her childhood home with her and nothing happens. Like not even an awkward moment of tension, they don't even show them going to bed I don't think.

And I feel this to my bones, she was allowed to be the star. She changed her old friend's mind and gave him a chance to choose doing the right thing and he did it because he cared about her opinion of him and wanted to be who she thought he was. And the other guy found out she had dreams/goals of doing something and instead of taking them or doing it for her, he said what can I do to help you, and she chose to let him help her. It was so softly done!! And this guy, he was a full on attention hound with a YouTube channel and loves showing off and he's taking a press guy into the storms to do a story about how awesome he is at tornado wrangling. But when it comes down to it, he tells the reporter she's the real story AND SHE IS!! The article gets written about her instead!

The beginning was. A lot. You get introduced to the storm hunting group, and then immediately 3 of the 5 get killed and the MC almost does, all because she miscalculated. But you know what? She a) keeps her trauma and b) continues doing meteorology stuff, just from a safer distance. Like it's very clear that tornadoes are still this girl's passion, something she loves with every fiber of her being, but she's also been traumatized by losing her boyfriend and two of her closest friends (not to mention her dream project) and nearly her life, in one go. And even still it is something she literally can't stay away from, she still takes a job involved with them through data analysis, and you can practically feel it killing her at the start. The way she lights up at the mention of studying them more closely like she had wanted to, and that excitement immediately chased out by fear. It was nicely done.

They did a really nice thing with the music as well- PERFECTLY captured that kind of moment where the rest of the world drops away and all you can perceive for a moment or two is this thing you love so much it feels like time stops to let you love it more. Except she's looking at weather. At winds moving or clouds or tornadoes. Which is so cool of them to have done for her. This girl loves one thing and it's fuckin WEATHER.

The "villain" of the story is understated and they really don't waste time going into detail about it, which is great because the MC isn't really interested in finding out more about the real estate mogul capitalizing on the devastation. She just doesn't want her friend working for them anymore. She finds out he is, she draws a line in the sand and tells him he should be doing the right thing not the easy thing, and her friend takes her objection seriously and alters his behavior. And that's all the more they really get into that side of the story. Why waste time on it when there's more tornadoes to show? This movie did what Godzilla: King of Monsters failed to do- showed us the monster as much as possible and actually I do care about the people still because none of their problems were irrelevant, none of them were problems for the sake of having problems.

Anyway this movie was enjoyable to me. If you like weather phenomena, storm chasing, chaos, and actually interesting interpersonal relationships, go have a watch!

[gay-dorito-dust]

Ok 😂 the first request is please joaquin torres x shehulk!reader but less hulk monster and more control like she hulk. She also happens to be Bruce Banner best friend? Just joaquin gets excited every time he watches the reader transforming a hulk, you can add like blue or grey since green and red are obviously taken

You know how red hulk has heat? Yeah hulk!reader has ice because I think it’s cool.

‘Don’t think of it as becoming something- someone else,’ Bruce once told you when he first helped you after learned that you and him were alike in a unique way only relatable to the both of you, which only strengthened your friendship, ‘think of it as becoming an extension of yourself, like how you utilise an arm or an leg and don’t loose yourself within the rage and you should have all control.’ He finished.

‘That’s easier then it sounds.’ You muttered before adding on with a question you’ve always wanted to ask your friend and now somewhat mentor. ‘Did you ever get use to it? You know with hulk?’

Bruce’s eyes became saddened as he placed a heavy hand on your shoulder, squeezing it. ‘No. You can only accept who you are, not what they think you are, with or without the big guy’s shadow looming over you constantly.’ He tells you truthfully and from that point onwards you trained your hardest to maintain control of your hulk form until you were comfortable with your capability of not resorting to unbridled rage and destruction. It wasn’t easy but soon enough you began using your powers for good and keeping others safe, which had soon lead you to meeting your future boyfriend -and fanboy- Joaquin Torres, aka the newly appointed Falcon.

‘Have I told you how awesome you look when you hulk out?’ Joaquin asked as he looked up at you. Your hulk form stood head and shoulders above most people, with aegean blue skin that had been proven to endure the impossible, but unlike the hulk you had found that you had a minor ability in regards to ice; meaning that whenever you transformed there would be a light layer of frost or ice coating the floor as frigid mist cascaded down your from.

You couldn’t help but chuckle as Joaquin touched your skin lightly, only to pull back immediately when he was beginning to loose all feeling within his fingertips, but yet the boyish smile and glimmer in his eyes had yet to fade as he only seemed to find another thing about you to adore and love more then anything. Yeah your skin was not only near impenetrable -to some degree- was so cold to the touch that anyone could run the risk of contracting hypothermia if they were to leave their hand on your skin for more than five minutes.

‘This isn’t the first time you seen me like this Joaquin, you know what happens when I transform.’ You tell him, remembering vividly of his gobsmacked expression when he saw you hulk out, mist cascading down your form and all, as you finished up the mission with the signature thunderclap that room out the last of the goons that were tailing you and Joaquin. You were worried for him when he didn’t say anything but the feeling passed when you saw him smile widely, running towards you with the excitement of a teenage boy as he asked about your hulk form that he’s only seen on the tv, social media posts and newspapers.

‘You’re so cool! Literally!’ He exclaimed as he looks up at you. ‘And the fact that I got to see the devastating thunderclap firsthand?! I think I might’ve lost hearing in my ears but it was definitely worth it.’ He continued and you couldn’t help but feel a little flustered under his admirable gaze, not use to a gaze like his that made you feel more confident in your powers and your hulk form, a gaze that told you that he held no fear towards you when you had just kept him safe just now. Unknowns to you, that very same admirer face of his would always be looked upon you no matter what, no matter how long he’s seen you transform becuase he’ll find something to fawn over.

‘I know that.’ Joaquin shrugs. ‘But that doesn’t mean I can’t still be amazed from time to time, mainly because you only resort to hulking out unless it’s absolutely necessary.’ He adds and it was true but it wasn’t the only reason that you hulked out as it often times took a lot out of you despite having gained a good grasp on it, but you also only resorted to hulking out when you knew Joaquin was in more trouble then he could handle.

‘Or using it to save your ass from biting off more than you can chew.’ You teased, poking in him the side, which left a small patch of frost on his falcon suit that twinkled and glinted like a small cluster of stars. Joaquin rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, remembering the time where you had transformed solely just to catch him when he had gotten hurt, you were extremely pissed that day -which never bodes well for anyone who were well aware of how anger only makes a hulk crazy stronger- and needless to say the mission finished quicker then expected with how effortless you tore through the enemies as though it was nothing.

He still could remember how icy your eyes were when you looked at him in your arms, your Aegean blue hulk skin seemingly haven gotten even colder, almost glacial but none of the coldness was affecting him even though he could tell that he did push he luck with you as you gently put him down onto his feet. It was a unique feeling to be within the hands of someone who could easily snap him like a tooth pick with out even having to try, but Joaquin knew that he would trust you to always catch him and watch his back each and every time you went out on the field; though he did genuinely felt like he pushed his luck that day when you looked at him with a frigid stare that you only reserved for the enemies, and it was in that moment he could tell why it wasn’t wise to poke a hulk.

‘You stay here.’ You had all but growled at him, control slipping a little bit as your anger towards those that had hurt him getting the better of you as well as your fear for loosing him. You had prided yourself in keeping your cool -pun intended- but the thought of loosing Joaquin always managed to make you loose yourself to the anger and fear, not wanting to loose the sweetest, most beautiful man in your life to something you could’ve easily prevented; you know Joaquin can look out for himself but the man had the heart of a selfless hero and that typically ended up in him going into things before he properly surveyed the situation.

‘Okay. Yeah, sounds good.’ Joaquin remember saying in a small voice, not out of fear of you but the fact that you were slightly loosing your grip because he had gotten hurt, but before you could finish the rest off he brushed his hand across the icy skin of your arm gingerly. ‘Be careful okay glacier.’ Glacier was the name you had given your hulk form due to how cold it could get, but Joaquin couldn’t help but find it pretty and fitting for someone so strong and almost immovable. You grunted before taking off in a show of amazing speed within such a strong from that almost seemed impossible, but then again you made the impossible seem possible.

‘Yeah, that too.’ Joaquin agreed before smiling. ‘But for someone with neigh impenetrable skin, you really are a softie even as Glacier.’ He adds, smiling knowingly as he wandered closer to your side, still getting use to just how you towered over him like a protective wall, but he couldn’t help but admire how unique your hulk form was to you as a person. While most wouldn’t be able to tell apart the differences between you and Glacier, but to Joaquin he could easily see that behind those icy eyes was you and how some of not most of your twists had being brought over to your hulk from, and he liked to pride himself in being the only one who could see you no matter what.

You scoffed but couldn’t help but smile alongside him, always having found it impossible not to when he looked at you like he always did, with admiration and love and affection. You didn’t know what you did to deserve a man like him but you weren’t about to complain when he looked at you like you were everything, even if he did once asked a ton of questions regarding your hulk form at a rapid pace that made you loose your train of thought; though it was something about him you’d come to love and would usually to kiss him senseless for.

‘Only for you doofus, only for you.’ You replied, looking at him sweetly as you both stared at each other for a good while before the moment was ruined when you heard Sam over the intercom. ‘This is cute and all, I’m happy for you both really, but I could use some help over here!’

‘Back to work.’ Joaquin said as he took off into the sky.

‘Back to work.’ You echoed as you ran through the wooded area to aid your friend in need.

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating usopp edition

— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear

— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)

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snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world

tagged: cupidusopp

cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///

-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"

-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all

-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???

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dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving

-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating

-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me

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cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us

tagged: snipedbycupid

snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn

-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn

robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute

-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us

-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause

[liked by roro.zoro, cupidusopp, and 90 others]

princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend

-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you

-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u

liked by princesaji, SUPERCOLA, robinkills and 12k others

dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying

tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp

cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af

[liked by snipedbycupid, freeluffy, and 100 others]

snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY

-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭

-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu

ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool

-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it

-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro

liked by cupidusopp, princesanji, and 10k others

snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3

tagged: cupidusopp

cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious

-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP

roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again

-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us

freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!

[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]

-> princesanji: how old are you????

liked by dni_nami, princesanji, and 11k others

cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!

tagged: snipedbycupid

dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this

-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn

dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves

-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become

-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.

freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!

SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys

-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky

liked by dni_nami, freeluffy, and 10k others

cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]

tagged: snipedbycupid

cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR

robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media

-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!

skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other

[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]

-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u

dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two

SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr

-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.

snipedbycupid's story

WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN

cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10

[kindestofkings]

when i meet the band they ask, "do you have a man?" i can still say, "i don't remember"

matty healy x reader

face claim: amelia dimoldenberg

childhood friends, reader and matty healy have been the ultimate power couple, with his success with the 1975 and her increasingly popular online series. unfortunately, things don't always stay perfect forever...

authors note: this took me FOREVER but she's my baby and I hope you enjoy!! Absolutely no hate to gabrietta shes seems really cool, but i needed the drama lol

yourusername and chickenshopdate

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chickenshopdate when will they get it!! my quest for love is still ongoing. TWO more dates lined up for this season, lets hope I don't get ghosted xx

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yourusername mwhahah you guys are gonna love them!!

1975fan1 oh my god please please have matty on we've been so patient 1975fan2 fr i need to see more of my parasocial parents yourusername dont think I know a matty ?? is he the one who sings about chocolate?

trumanblack well fit xx

yourusername stranger danger !! 1975fan2 hahah you'd swear they haven't been dating for like 5 years 1975fan3 AND friends for like 7 years before that

yourusername and chickenshopdate

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chickenshopdate No crashing here, just crushing. 😏 My date with @charli_xcx is out on Friday!💕

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fan1 holy shit this is my roman empire

yourusername watch out @bedfordanes75 imma bout to steal your girl xxx

bedfordanes75 two can play at that game hun xx charli_xcx guys please theres enough of me to go around trumanblack and me yourusername @trumanblack sorry who brought you into the conversation?? trumanblack love it when you're mean to me x rass75 AH my eyes

1975fan1 damn they're both so hot, i fear the boys of the 1975 have rizz...

(liked by bedfordanes75 and trumanblack)

yourusername

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yourusername sadly Miss XCX wasn't the one for me, or i wasn't the one for her whatever blahblahblah

im giving love one last try next week before i give up and let my mum set me up!

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1975fan1 omg matty liked this post maybe he's the last date?

1975fan2 me when im delusional xx 1975fan3 you do know they're going out years? he likes all her posts babe x

chickenshopdate

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chickenshopdate it's the one you've all been waiting for.. my date with @trumanblack @the1975 is out THIS Friday!

keep the hopes low guys he can't be funny in his first language let alone a foreign one xx

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1975fan1 OH MY GOD i was right this is everything

rass75 you picked the wrong band member love

yourusername if you weren't too busy being cool and mysterious, it could've been us falling in love over chicken nuggets xx trumanblack oi rass75 back off

yourusername

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yourusername just broke the internet so i think i'm good to hardlaunch my current placeholder @trumanblack x

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trumanblack babe you look so cool

yourusername BAHAHA did you quote your own lyrics to me?? thats an ick I might have to rethink this placeholder thing, rass75 are you free? trumanblack stop tryna replace me, hurts my feelings

trumanblack posted on their story!

-go watch me be fit and cool on a date

1975fan_base

liked by yourusername and others

1975fan_base in honour of @trumanblack and @yourusername's groundbreaking date i thought we should all love on the old pics of the two and the guys from her old insta!

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1975fan1 parents literally my parents

1975fan2 so so cute they've been together so long !

1975fan_base ikr!! they make me believe in love

1975fan3 shes doing gods work giving us those photos

yourusername 💕💕

1975fan_base ahhh omg HI!!

yourusername posted on their story!

trumanblack reposted onto their story!

more boyfriend content cause he's giving out it's ruining his "cool" image lol

replies

bedfordanes75 cant ruin what was never there in the first place 1975fan1 IM SO OBSESSED WITH YOU TWO AHH

four weeks later

tmz

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tmz SPOTTED !! the 1975's frontman matty healy was seen out on a loved up walk around NYC today with gabriette, despite him and his long term girlfriend being seen together just over a month ago. Do we think the previous couple had broken it off already or is the singer adding cheater to his name?

let us know what you think down below!!

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1975fan1 oh my fucking god men I cant

1975fan2 nooo I hope he and yourusername broke it off before this, shes too good for this shit!

1975fan1 doesnt even matter its very quick to already be in a relationship after ending one that lasted like 5 years...

1975fan3 this afternoon?? tmz you guys are disgusting putting this up, what if yourusername finds out through this!!

1975fan_base

liked by 1975fan1 and others

1975fan_base guys i cant be delusional anymore yourusername just unfollowed matty and all the boys 💔💔

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1975fan1 noo I cant stop thinking she found out through tmz, hard day to be a 1975 fan....

1975fan2 how can he cheat on the girl who he wrote when we are together and about you for !!

1975fan_base genuinely makes no sense men are TRASH

1975fan3 feel like you guys should've seen this coming he's written so many songs about cheating on his girlfriend

1975fan2 literally no one asked!!

yourusername

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yourusername oh hi! hope you've missed me? let's play 2 truths and 1 lie: it's awards season, i'm fit as fuck and men are trash.

fans of chickenshopdate don't fret we'll be back with another season soon! it's time to level up on english singers, im looking at you @harrystyles xxx

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yourusername god 1'm so bad at games there's 3 truths there isn't there?

fan 1 AHAHAH you are so iconic, gone for three months and you come back with this fan2 make him payyyy

florencepugh the real queen of england right here!

yourusername 💕💕

harrystyles i'm a pescatarian so what about just a regular date love x

fan 1 oh she's such a girlboss I hope ratty healy regrets every decision he's ever made!

bedfordanes75 gonna smash it! call one of us back when you get the chance <3

(liked by rass75,1975adam and charlie_xcx) fan3 eek the fallout of a couple in the same friend group right there

[animentality]

to further the durgetash/dagothvar allegations: you mentioned before it would be cool if gortash came to durge in dreams, but dagoth ur actually does come to the player in dreams. thats his whole thing, he comes to you in dreams in an attempt to drive you mad. a couple of the dreams:

"You had a disturbing dream. You can only recall one part. A tall figure with a golden mask led you among the dead as through a wedding celebration. You heard many voices, but no lips moved. You strained to breathe, but your chest didn't move. The tall figure spoke with each figure as he passed among them, laughing and joking, as if they were alive, but they made no reply. You tried to cry out, but without breath, your tongue fluttered in vain."

//

"You dreamed that a tall figure with a golden mask spoke to you, but you understood not a word. He smiled, and seemed pleasant, but when he reached to touch you, it terrified you, and you tried to escape, but you couldn't move. You tried to cry out, but you couldn't make a sound. The figure kept smiling and talking, but you felt sure he was trying to cast some sort of spell on you. When you woke, you couldn't recall how the dream ended."

and when you speak to wise women about these dreams they literally tell you dagoth ur is trying to woo you. "He hears laughter and love, but he makes monsters and ghouls. He woos as a lover, but he reeks with fear and disgust. Do not listen. Do not go to him."

ok, anon, you GOT ME.

I didn't even KNOW THIS about morrowind, but shit.

if i played morrowind, i'd ship that too.

so this is LEGIT from the game??? this is not edited????

how is it in any doubt that this guy is trying to get into your robes, like???

SHIT.

That's goated.

My horny ex boyfriend can't stop sending me sex dreams. Someone help, he's trying to drive me crazy...

as it is now... i'm just being gay and imagining the emperor coming to the dark urge as Gortash and doing what the original dream visitor did, which was try and seduce you into using the tadpole powers...

like fake Gortash says darling you're better than this...broken creature, you were beautiful when you knew me...know me again...take my hand....trust me.

AURGH.

.

[asena-graywolf]

Considerate Boyfriend

“Look y/n… are you really dating that weird guy?”

"Yes. Is there any problem with that?”

You could proudly tell your friends that you were Aone's girlfriend. Unfortunately, your friends were biased about your boyfriend because of Aone's outwardly scary appearance.

“No but…he looks like a bully”

"Yes. Does he treat you badly?"

“Did he do the scar on your knee?”

As usual, they managed to get on their nerves.

“What nonsense are you doing? I fell off a horse last week. Luckily I survived with only one minor scratch. He also put the tape on my knee.”

"You can’t be serious!"

“I am quite serious. He may look like a terrible bully from afar, but he is never what he seems.”

"Is he just being nice to you, then?"

“I have never seen him mistreat his teammates or anyone else. Besides…who knows? Maybe you don't deserve to see the real good side of him. So he's not really showing you how kind and bland he is."

They laughed at the answer. Obviously, no matter what you said, they wouldn't be convinced that Aone wasn't what they thought she was.

“This is crazy. Open your eyes, fool! That guy is a bully. Besides, I've heard that when he gets on the train, no one sits next to him. The team captain punched Futakuchi in the shoulder”

“Who knows what Futakuchi did? Also, Aone doesn't hit anyone for nothing. Either something happened to make him very angry or he couldn't control his power. Doesn't anyone sit next to you? Don't be funny! I'm sitting next to him. Others may fear him, but his kindness and cuteness never frighten me. You are low-thoughted people.”

“You are blinded by love. If you ask me, try to save yourself from this mental patient as soon as possible"

“Watch your tongue! That boy you call mentally ill is the strongest middle blocker on the volleyball team. He’s such an iron wall. Plus it's way better than those cool kids you're dating. Don't ever laugh at him or blab around about him!”

“At least those cool boys can talk, y/n-chan. Can your boyfriend really talk?"

“He can talk. But he doesn't want to talk to you. Why would he talk to fools like you who don't understand the heart and love? He talks when he wants, not when he doesn't want to. Everything is up to his taste. He is aint for none”

Your eyes are filled with anger, but you try not to show it.

“Shut your mouths and keep hunting handsome boys, you jerks! Leave my boyfriend alone! You don't know him! You will never know!”

You quickly drove away from there. You wanted to throw yourself away. It never mattered where. You thought of the attic and you went up there.

You felt a little calm as the fresh air hit your face. You calmed her nerves and kept her eyes from watering.

It wasn't just because you felt the fresh air blowing. When you turned your head, you saw Aone sitting against the view with her back to you.

It couldn't be a coincidence that your boyfriend was here at the same time as you.

“Aone? Were you here too?" you said and you approached him

There was no way he hadn't heard you. Yet he did not react. You knew you weren't supposed to go after him when he didn't want to talk. But you needed to talk too

“It is no coincidence that we are here at the same time. My dumb classmates pissed me off again. I hate when they talk back and forth about you. They don't know that you have a loving heart. Seriously, none of them deserve to see your true personality. People are really cruel and prejudiced…that's why I don't want to make friends. Except for you of course"

Again, Aone didn't react to you. He was just listening to you. He knew that even though he didn't answer you, he could understand your feelings.

"Come on! Will I always talk to your back like this? Okay, I know you don't like to talk. But you don't like talking to me too? I'm literally taking words from your mouth with tweezers"

You sighed and smiled slightly. You turned around and sat down with your back to his

“Well okay. Let's not talk. Then show me a sign of how I can get along with you without speaking."

You rested the back of your head on his back and took a deep breath. Then you turn yourself to the right, face her back, and wrap your arms around her waist. You put your cheek on his back. You could hear her breathing and heartbeat

"Do you know?…I love you. No matter what they say. I'm not ashamed to be with you. Quite the contrary, I'm proud to be your girlfriend. If you're just with me, that's enough for me. I don't want anything else. I don't need any friends but you anyway. Lovers are also like each other's best friend"

Your words must have pleased Aone. You felt the warmth of his hands on your hand. He stroked his knuckles and the back of his hand

“Sit near to me” she said briefly and clearly.

You put your arms around his waist and came over to him. You pulled your knees to your chest and sat down. The Band-Aid on his knee caught his eye

“How was the your knee?”

"Better. For you sticking the tape"

He caressed his kneecap with his huge palm

"Well. I am pleased"

“Do you have practice today?”

He nodded yes.

“Oops! Look at the chance. I also have training. If it wasn't, I would say let's meet in the park at the exit"

“Don't worry, we'll find time to meet up. You go to your training. But watch out. This time, don't fall off the horse"

“I do, don't worry. You do well too. Do well-by to your iron wall nickname"

He took your hand. Your hand looked tiny within his huge hand, and it was literally disappearing. He ran his fingers through yours, she. The warmth of your palm hit your cold palm

“How huge are your hands. Tall people have big hands and feet though. And look at my hand. Lost in your hands" you laughed

While you were laughing, Aone pulled her hand towards her and placed a kiss on it.

You rested your head on his shoulder. His free hand caresses your cheek

"Come on. Lunch break is almost over. Let's go" he said and you stood up

You continued to attend your classes until the departure time. Unfortunately you couldn't meet at checkout and you only wished him a nice and productive workout via text message.

After I came home and had a snack, you went to practice. You loved this job. Both horses and riding them

You took your horse from the stable and rode it, and you were enjoying a workout in the company of your trainer. You felt extremely cool.

I wish Aone could see you on horseback too. You would like him to discover your riding charisma

Then you turn yourself to the right, face her back, and wrap your arms around her waist. You put your cheek on his back. You could hear her breathing and heartbeat

"You know what, I love you? No matter what they say. I'm not ashamed to be with you. Quite the contrary, I'm proud to be your girlfriend. If you're just with me, that's enough for me. I don't want anything else. I don't need any friends but you anyway. Lovers are also like each other's best friend"

Your words must have pleased Aone. You felt the warmth of his hands on your hand. He stroked his knuckles and the back of his hand

“Come with me,” she said briefly and clearly.

You put your arms around his waist and came over to him. You pulled your knees to your chest and sat down. The Band-Aid on his knee caught his eye

“How was your knee?”

"Better. For sticking the tape"

He caressed his kneecap with his huge palm

"Well. I am pleased"

“Do you have practice today?”

He nodded yes.

“Oops! Look at the chance. I also have training. If it wasn't, I would say let's meet in the park at the exit"

“Don't worry, we'll find time to meet up. You go to your training. But watch out. This time, don't fall off the horse"

“I do, don't worry. You do well too. Do justice to your iron wall nickname"

He took your hand. Your hand looked tiny within his huge hand, and it was literally disappearing. He ran his fingers through yours, she. The warmth of your palm hit your cold palm

“How big are your hands. Tall people have big hands and feet though. And look at my hand. Lost in your hands" you laughed

While you were laughing, Aone pulled her hand towards her and placed a kiss on it.

You rested your head on his shoulder. His free hand caresses your cheek

"Come on. Lunch break is almost over. Let's go" he said and you stood up

You continued to attend your classes until the departure time. Unfortunately you couldn't meet at checkout and you only wished him a nice and productive workout via text message.

After I came home and had a snack, you went to practice. You loved this job. Both horses and riding them

You took your horse from the stable and rode it, and you were enjoying a workout in the company of your trainer. You felt extremely cool.

You wish Aone could see you on horseback too. You would like him to discover your riding charisma

You wouldn't fall off the horse like last time. But it didn't turn out the way you think. You lost control of the horse, just as the horse jumped over the obstacle, the reins slipped from your hand and you were blown up.

The last thing you remember was being in the air. You couldn't remember how you hit the ground and what happened after that

You opened your eyes in the infirmary. He was surrounded by your trainer, your fellow riders, and a few doctors.

“How did this happen?”

“Suddenly he lost control of the reins and fell down instantly”

“She walked away from accident. She's conscious. No cracks or cracks anywhere. Just let her rest.”

Luck wasn't really smiling in your face. Just two weeks ago you fell off your horse and injured your knee, and now you're covered in bruises.

This was normal for your trainer. You were still a beginner and you were going to learn by hovering

You're alone with your trainer after everyone leaves

“Yes y/n-chan. Falling off the horse is normal, but you need to be a little more careful. You heard the doctor, rest well. Is there someone to take you home? Do you want me to inform your family?"

You weren't fully sober yet. You had difficulty speaking. It occurred to him to call Aone. must have wondered about you

"No. I hafta call my boyfriend. He can take me home. I don't want to worry my family for nothing"

"Ok. Wait, I'll get your bag"

When he looked outside, it was getting dark. You knew Aone's temper. If he couldn't reach you, he was going crazy with curiosity.

You answered your phone as soon as your coach brought your bag. You saw the screen full of missed calls and messages from Aone.

Y/n…where are you?

Pick up that phone!

Are you gonna make me worried sick?

If you don't response it I'm really going to the police

You immediately called Aone. He picked up the phone instantly. There was fear and anxiety in his voice. Anger stemming from some fear

“Y/n! Finally! Why don't you pick your phone up! I've been calling you for hours! I thought something happened to you, i went through hell and back”

"I am sorry. I didn't want to worry you. But unfortunately I fell off the horse again. This time is worse than before”

"What did you say? Are you ok? I'll come and get you"

You tried to get off the stretcher

“That's why I called you. Please come get me Aone"

“I'm coming right now. I'll be there in a short while" and hung up the phone.

You got dressed and waited outside the training ground. Aone arrived within minutes. You stood up as soon as you saw him.

“Aone…so you got here”

He took her face in his hands and examined the scars on his face.

“God! Don't you ever pay attention y/n?"

He kissed you on the forehead

“It happened in an instant. The reins slipped out of my hands.”

You were dizzy and almost lost your balance.

"Are you ok?" ' she asked, holding her shoulders.

"I feel dizzy. I am not able to stand”

He took you in his arms and hugged you tightly. You lay your head on his chest

“Get some rest. I will call a taxi. Then I'll drop you home"

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Somethings and someones made me Aone fan and this is my first Aone x reader fic

I love him so much, he’s not popular but he deserves to love more

[ultfreakme]

Hi Riki!

I really like your blog!

I want to learn more about Jay Nakamura he seems like such a cool dude. :)

Hi Kit!!! Thank you so much 🥰🥰.

I fear you've unleashed my non-ATLA/LOK obsession, and it is this little guy asdfvhj

So Jay Nakamura, aka 'Gossamer', is a DC character who's a hero and investigative journalist. He's dating Jon Kent, the son of Lois Lane & Superman (Jon's also working as Superman right now and shares the superhero name).

He's the son of the former president of his country, Gamorra(fictional place implied to be inspired by E.Asian cultures).

His first appearance is in the comic 'Superman: Son of Kal-El Issue 2'.

Jay works with this anarchist rebel group known as 'The Revolutionaries' & just helped save his own country from a dictator alongside Jon. He also runs his own underground news stream called 'The Truth'.

When he was young, he was kidnapped by this dictator & experimented on for half a year, which gave him the ability to phase through literally everything.

He's like, super sarcastic and hella emotionally closed off and keeps using dumb jokes to hide his feelings but he has so much love and affection for Jon and everyone. His fashion sense is truly atrocious, the man cannot dress to save his life.

His biggest idol is Lois Lane and completely frozen when he saw her & legit ran away to hide by a barn because she's an extremely good journalist. But then he started roasting Jon on first meeting about his hair knowing he was Superman(which...somehow made Jon instantly fall for him lol).

Also, Batman did not trust Jay and kinda left him to the wolves one time, which made Jon almost destroy Batman.

It was a valid concern btw, Jay's friends are wanted criminals, have killed people(HUGE no-no for Superman & Batman)& also one of his friends stole Batman’s car.

Anyways when Jon & Jay were fighting the dictator, shit happens and Jay's identity which was a secret until now, becomes public and everyone knows this kinda hot-topic journalist is dating Superman.

This kinda fucked him over because Jay was able to do a lot of the difficult stories of his journalism stories BECAUSE no one knew who he was, so right now he's in this extremely awkward position where his boyfriend is very specifically "Superman", meaning he can't be seen in public with 'Jon Kent the Civilian' and has the paparazzi and regular people hounding him.

He has the vibes of a villain, but he's just genuinely a good person who only wants to help & protect his loved ones. He often pushes aside his own discomfort in layers of jokes abd sass to protect his emotions. Like he somehow travelled from a whole other country, and ran right into the Hall of Justice(the central gathering place for every major hero) to check on Jon when he got hurt.

If you want to read about him, he's a very new character with mostly linear story rn so here's a list of his appearances:

Superman: Son of Kal-El (#2- #17)

DC Pride 2022

Action Comics #1050

Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent(#1, #2)- this is an ongoing series so he may have more appearances.

I think I covered everything but idk if I did him justice😅 he's really fun to learn about through the comics. Hope this was what you were looking for?

[blazernot]

Magnus Archives Final Season Thoughts

Okay. Statement begins

Normally I started with ranting about how much I love Jon, but I'll save him for last this time. This season was a lot. Quite a lot. Some of the statements were really cool and dreamy but this season was a wild frickin ride.

Martin my beloved. He has to deal with so much, like he is literally dating the man that caused all this. It's so funny because he is just some guy, he is so normal compared to Jon. But he is also very silly. He was so annoyed that Jon wouldn't kill the people he wanted dead. Like Oliver and Simon were just allowed to vibe. He was so confused the whole time and I don't blame him. His mental health is through the drain yet he's the sunshine one because someone has to in this miserable place.

Daisy my beloved. I know she was a violent cop but she's my meow meow. Jon saying he never forgave her for the forest was something alright and I was so sad when she died. Like I know why she had to but DAISYYYYYYYY.

Bashira was also there. Don't have a whole lot to say about her tbh. I like Bashira but she didn't do a whole lot that made me feel insane except kill Daisy.

Okay so Georgie and Melanie accidentally becoming cult leaders was something I did not expect at all. I assumed that they would be fineish due to their fearlessness and blindness but I wasn't expecting accidental cult leaders. I'm glad the colonel was okay and just vibing as an avatar.

Seeing a lot of the avatars was super fun. Not!Sasha's death was very satisfying and the rest were terrifying. Like I'm glad they're dead but I didn't like that Jon could just do that. Like good for him but this man should not have God like abilities I do not trust him with those. I'm so sad Helen had to die I really liked her and I was still recovering from Daisy's death so I was very upset. Rest in peace queen

I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I don't really get the web? Like I never really clicked with Annabelle. I probably would've if we had seen more of her since I'm easy to please but where it stands she's fine but I don't think the series did enough with her.

Honestly I'm not quite sure how much I love the ending. Like I'm not angry about it or disappointed or anything like that, like I don't mind it. Idk what I was expecting but I think I was just really caught off guard by Jon tricking(? I don't really know how to describe it) the group and doing his own thing. At first I just though he was distracting Jonah so Martin could sneak attack or something but no. I understand why Jon did it, he didn't want to spread the fears and have the others feel guilt, "I don't want anyone to feel this" from the previous episode type beat. But this man had the guts to lie to everyone and then try to mercy kill the world.

Okay Jon my beloved time! He was so good this season. The romance were the bright spots in a very bleak season. Idk how to even describe my thoughts on Jon besides that his actions were very tasty

I feel so bad for him! It's like he did cause this whole mess, but he was also tricked! His! Whole! Life! He was a tool! Elias said that he made choices but his fate was sealed when he was eight!! Like this man had never not been used in his life! What choices could he have made differently! Probably if I sat down and thought about it I could come up with a list, but with his headspace I just don't blame him for everything. Yes he was a jerk in the first few seasons but his story is so tragic. He's so ridden with guilt and trauma and makes bad choices! So I think him becoming the eye the only way things could've ended for him.

Then Martin busts in with the power of love and they decide to stay together. Their I love yous destroy me more then anything and of course I get one at the ending. Martin's daydream about the end was kinda right? They did kiss and there was an explosion but there was no button just him having to stab his boyfriend :D! And then they're just gone. They could be dead, or they could be on a beach somewhere. Idk

There's apparently a sequel in the works or something so we'll probably find out there idk I haven't looked into this at all since I'm not very interested in it atm. I need time to process this one

Jon and Martin my beloveds they will always be famous

I hope the three girls stay friends. maybe they could go find Jordon or Oliver and vibe with them

Bashira's closing remarks are so simple but, so so good. I love you queen Bashira you will always be famous. Georgie and Melanie will also always be famous as well.

Statement ends, thank you for these past two weeks tma

[iraniq]

TW: sensitive topicks + abuse mentioned

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- You can't have children.

Calm statement, a hint of a question.

- You can't have children?

Hurt and betrayel.

- You can't have children! You did that to yourself!

Rage and pain, then all went black...

- Babe? - his raspy voice brought me to the present.

- Oh, sorry I zoned out.

He winked at me, gently throwing in the air one of his favourite nephews.

He tells everyone how all our kids will look like him, as he has the superior genes. But when we are alone, he tells me that he wants them to have my smile and my nose. He doesn't know tho...

It all started back at the day when I was a pre-teen, and my father was syill daiting Pamela. Honestly, to this day, she was one of my favourites. I'd loew to chat all about her with her daughter, but that will only bring her sorrow...

I was 11 I think, I had this nice boyfriend, my 1st one, the guy from school every girl had a crush on, but he chose me, the shy not popular one, every teen-movie giel's dream, and as any, I had nk idea what I was getting myself into.

He was a year older, so charming and always knew how to make me laugh. Suddenly his father is working with mine, family dinners, hollidays. I rutned 13, we were at the yacht, at night, he got me to show me the fireworks from the cruize nearby...

The autumn I started school later, food poisonjng from exotic cuizine,vmy father told the principal, "boyfriend" familh was fast to dissaper.

My 2nd boyfriend was after I graduated university, at 23. My father tried to keep me in a cage to save the family name, but I was so fed up, I succeeded to dissapear all by myself.

My 2nd one was tender and kind. He understood when I told him, he waited and courthed me properly. He even proposed. I was engaged by 26.

He had started to plan my life too. The subject of children came up...

I trsated him so I told him. He took it well. The next month he asked again, hs was sad when I told him, again. At the end he was so mad and slammed me with his Japaneese book...

I stole for the first time the mornjng after. Left it all there, even my ID. My father didn't bathe an eye this time. I was off radar for an year and a half. When he did it in his teens, it was cool, but I am "the only heir of avmighty empire... you cannot be childish", ... but my father did not realized, that unlike him I endured being an orphan with so many living relativs...

I met my now husband in a hospital on fire, literally.

I set it on, myself! It was a safe home for abused women, but saddly it went corrupted, I gave them a chance to flee... he... came there for the same. We did it in one of the bathrooms yet tocatch fire. Got married 3 days later while drunk in Vegas. In diaguise of course. People don't need to know that the only daughter of Wayne corporation was wasted, in a not changed in 2 dags dress, marrying a twink drug addict in the Sin City.

We went back hpme. I met all his friends that week. Pamela's daughter,thd cutegay couple, his bypolar bff. The frozen child, and the cloned one. They all adored me!

That was 4 years ago and I still haven't told him. Not of fear of himself, but for me! This insane clown understood me on muleculaf level, every art brush in my soul he touched! My dream to be seen, not just looked at, came true! ... but also the fear, that I will once more, be unlovable if deeply known... so he does not know me!

He never asked my favourite color, but he guessed it. However, noone talks about their past. The unspoken border is there, and we are very cosily living each on their side... but the topic of children came up...

- I want at lest 3! - he said one night, eating his vegan chicken leg - One to look like you, one like and one like both of us. - he made his stupid grin and I laughed.

Our next wedding anniversery he poked the subject agajn, I laughed it off again, but this year with me closing on 33 he persisted more.

- I cannot nave children! - I yelled one night - I make sure of it!

He looked hurt, not by my statement, rather than his words.

- Allright, pumpkin, allright. We can always adopt... and if you don't want that either, we can always just be the two of us... - he walked closer looking mostly defeated... like... like him wanting something for himself was a foul, groosome thing.

- I don't want to have any! And if you don't like it, feel free to divorce me! - I bitterly stated, thus being by furthest of what I wanted.

He shook his head, closong the distance slowly.

-Aallright babe, just us then! I mean, I waste money enough on other's kids, I don't think I can afford my own. - he laufhed... with sadness.

- I mean it - I was calm now, soft - I removed the possibility of ever becomming a mother!

- Sure...

- If you trully with an heir...

- Of what...

- You can have it with someone else, I would not be mad.

- I only wish to have more of you! There is nothing of mine worth inheritig, sugar.

- Your kind heart!

- All you babe! ... he sat next to me, kisseing my forhead - If you are going to bethe last one... so be it!

His whisper echoed so loud in the silence that followed.

In the upcoming weeks, a yacht firm burned down. Exposing the current CEO as a child predator. His reputation ruined, all his lovers exposed, his wife sued and won... an old rumor of teen hook up went wrong surfaced, but quickly drowned among the rest...

A Wall-Street-Wolf exposed laundring money from clients, some of which on the radar of the law inforcement. His secret boyfriend came into the light ligth reporting domestic abuse... a little flat full with someone'sforgottdn belongjngs, where they regularyh met was brushed offijn thes candal that followed.

Wayne manor got a funny card too: " The dinasty ends with you Brycie ". No other explenation. Alfred cryied that night, reporthed the eyes on site, in fetal position in his room, holding a picture of a child... A girl, not older than 10.

I am now tanning at the beach. The private island my husband bought.

- For the salted soil of your foreved empty woumb! - he joked. He understsnd now, the unspoken border talked through. The dark past lightened on fire, bleeding wounds and teary eyes... only smiles left, wild and mad.

The old citty on fire, our pasts slaughterd left in the dust... only the future remains.

I am now learning to swim, with the ugliest swimming ring J found. I hate this man. I hope a fish bites him.

- Fished don't bite, pumpkin! - he laughed while I peddle away like a turducken. I guess this is how happines feals.

[delta0003]

Jse ego winter prompts-Day 1-Nonsence

So I wanted to do December writing prompts with the egos so I found some. Also crow hendrick and sparrow chase are back for this prompt also will include the others :). Also thanks to for giving me permission to use these prompts.

TW: attempted murder and cannibalism. 

It was a cold first day of winter for a certain crow he was chilling on a low hanging branch wishing for warmer weather. Hendrick was so far in his own misery he did not notice the sparrow sneaking up on him readying to pounce onto the unexpected crow. GAH-cAuGHt you as the two birds fall to the ground with mighty thump. Haha hi henny, how’ve you been? DAMMIT chase i thought a predator got me and literally saw each other last night. Heh i know but i couldnt help myself plus dont you always say that i suck at catching insects for food BUT today i have proven that can do it and im good at it chase got up and rested claw on hendricks stomach seeing as how ive caught my prey a big old crow chase said turning his head to the side lifting his head triumphally, looking at the sky now chase bent down over hendrick now i  get to enjoy the spoils of my kill by eating you chase said licking his lips and leaning down to give Hendrick a kiss. But Hendrick stopped him nope, sorry hun maybe another time as Hendrick said with a hint of a tease in his voice. Chase pulled away Hmph alright fine, say hun what has you moppy today it really wasnt me tackling you was it? Hm no no hun i dont mind you tackling me to the ground especially in the bedroom hendrick giving a wolf like smile back at chase. HEN j-just tell me whats bothering you alright as chase started getting beat red.

Hm well you know usually there is snow on the ground. Yea? Well im a little mad there isnt. Okay and? W-well I wanted to make snow angels with you and maybe have a snowball fight. Heh hm well we could always head somewhere else where there’s snow. You would do that for me? Of course your my boyfriend, why wouldn't I. Hm okay where should we head to? North we head north, it's our best bet plus i can show you the pretty lights the humans leave out this time of year, come on hun as chase leapt into the air flying away. Chase wait for me and what do you mean by pretty lights? Well, every year before we meet id used to explore places and when the snow starts coming down around this time they hang multi-colored lights, cut down pine trees and put them in their houses and decorate them, they also sing songs on the streets. What that's nonsense, why would you bring that in there. Dunno hun they just do, it has something to do with a holiday or something. OH you're talking about christmas i love that holiday! Chase and Hendrick were startled by the unfamiliar voice behind them that Hendrick put chase behind him and puffed out as a warning but was met with a young red robin. Hi my name is jackie whats your guy’s name’s as jackie extended his hand to shake. Um hi there dude my names chase and this brooding figure is hendrick, say hi dont be rude babe. Hm hello there as hendrick greeted Jackie de-poofing himself seeing Jackie wasn't a threat but he was still putting a guard up just in case.

Well as i was saying your talking about christmas its a human holiday and its very cool with all the colors and everything, oh i know you guys could come with me to mount holly its christmas city during this time of year. Hm well how far is it from here? Well if we leave now we’ll get there at 8 tonight. Hm im in, what about you sweet? Alright lets get going. Yeah and you guys can meet my darling significant other their names marvin you’ll love him. Sure. hm. So the three left following jackie. 

*Timeskip* 

And we are here welcome to mount. Holly home to christmasville now all we have to wait for marv say what do you guys wanna-hey my little robin-oh hey marv- GAH OWL-hendrick re puffed himself in fear and to protect chase from the strange owl but chase pushed hen away. Oh my gosh your wings are so pretty can i tough them. Hm? Oh go ahead i dont mind small thing, my your like a little dumpling i could just eat you up as marv pinched chases cheek. Say what kind of owl are you if you don't mind me asking. Hm non at all im a snowy owl of course. Thats so cool ive never met one before tho could you let go of my cheek before my boyfriend get mad. Hm oh sorry force of habit, hm say i didnt get a name of you two. Chase and that one behind me hendrick, im a sparrow and he’s a crow. Hm i see, well as much as i detest crows you both seem to be friends of jackie so your friends of mine as well. Hm, cool. ANYWAYS come on you three i wanna get some grub lets get a move on. Alright hun were moving so the four of them left for the food stalls and to kill sometime before the big event.

Man I’m beat luckily the lights are starting soon so we can see them then get out of here. You said it I don’t think my legs have felt this sore before in my entire life. Excuse me, please everyone gather around for the light show tonight. Hell yeah there starting come on guys. Wait Jackie slow down your gonna run into somebody-huh what you say Chase oof- never mind you already did that-ugh sorry man didn’t see you there, are you alright as Jackie helped the fallen person up. No no it’s fine old chap been in worser shape as the strange bird signed with his hands. Huh um I’m sorry I don’t know what you just said. It’s BSL hun. Ah okay, wait what’s BSL? British Sign Language it means either he’s deaf or mute. Well to answer your question I’m mute and you know what it is and can understand me. Yea I can understand you I studied it by watching humans who do over the years and memorized it to a T. Heh well my names Jameson Jackson im a collared dove and you fine people are? Marvin, snowy owl/ Jackson a Red Robin/ Chase a house sparrow and my lovely boyfriend is a standard crow. Hm well its a pleasure to met you all say why don’t we all go together to see the lights. Heh sounds like a plan more the merrier I always say as Jackie wrapped his arm around JJ.

*Timeskip* 

Man that was awesome I can’t wait for next years hey hun what did you think of them. I’ve never see lights like that before. It was strange like walking into another world but I liked it. Hm I’m glad you liked them but we should be heading back home now. Hm no no that won’t do at all my condo is more that enough to hold you until tomorrow. Are you sure Marc we wouldn’t intrude or over stay our welcome. I’m sure hen now are coming along with us jay? I don’t see why not it’s been awhile since I’ve had a sleepover with other birds. Im glad now the sooner we get there the sooner the better chop chop people. Yeah sleepover time. Jackie please lower your voice. It's late. Heh sorry babe got excited man I’ve hadn’t a sleepover in ages say what do you guys wanna do when we get back? We can watch a movie or play games or we could-but Jackie didn’t get to finish his sentence before a flash of red and black scooped him up- AH GUYS HELP-HEY GET THE HELL OFF MY MATE YOU JACKASS-heh your a feisty little robin aren’t you just my type but sadly you’re gonna be my dinner tonight so say goodbye as the assailant raised his knife readying to plough it into Jackie’s throat but was knocked back before he could- gah what the hell- GET OFF MY NEW BEST FRIEND as Chase lounged and held on to the assailants middle- eh get off me you piss ant the assailant punched Chase in the back causing him Chase to lose his grip but also loosening the assailants grip on Jackie so both fell to the ground and that’s when Marvin lunged for the assailant knocking him to ground hard-IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR ATTEMPTING TO EAT MY MATE YOU OVERGROWN TURKEY as Marvin put his hands around the hawk’s throat but the hawks punched Marvin in the face, Knocking him down and the hawk made his escape but not before saying this names anti pip squeaks and I’ll get back at you next time pretty boy as left. Man what a day I meet new people then I get almost murderd that was thrilling. Jackie i say this out of love but what the actual fuck is wrong with you. Hm a lot actually but enough about me we should start heading somewhere safe before the hawk decides to come back and try again. Yea I think we all can agree on that. So the five of them hobble to Marvin’s condo and slept the night away.

@leobashi @incidentsofunknownorigins

[whitenoisewrites]

You know what, fuck it. Literally the whole point of starting this blog was to teach myself to stop fearing being seen as cringe or whatever. To get more comfortable with putting myself and my weird little bits and pieces out there. So, against what *pretends* to be my better judgement but is actually just anxiety, here's the thing I vented about making in my last post:

"We Don't Talk About Gaster"

(Yes I know that's already a thing, but I *think* my version is different enough that it's *probably* okay. Do go check that one out though, it's pretty cool. There's an animatic and everything!)

The basic premise is that Frisk found the grey door and the followers and starts to wonder if Gaster might be the missing key to saving Asriel. After everyone's more or less settled in on the surface, they start asking around, starting with…

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[...Toriel and Asgore. Toriel only really knew him as the Royal Scientist. She believes he stole their magical secrets for his own benefit and went into hiding. Asgore knew him more personally and thinks he died in a lab accident (closest to the truth), but when Tori sets her mind on something…]

We don't talk about Gaster, no no no No-one talks about Gaster

See, it was a joyous day, (Such a momentous day!) The CORE was almost finished And in hours we'd soon see the sky, (Hours away from the sky!) An intern walks in, with his face looking grim (So sad…) Are you telling this story or am I? (I'm sorry, Tori, do go on~)

Gaster disappeared that day (Where did he go?) Destroyed his work and ran away (Will we ever know?) Our years of trust in him, betrayed! (I don't think that's true, but anywho)

We don't talk about Gaster, no no no No-one talks about Gaster

[Alphys was in her teens when she interned under him. She knew him as an intimidating but fair mentor. She believes he cracked under the strain of his impossible mission to break the Barrier and either fell down from despair or committed suicide.]

Grew to live in fear of Gaster stuttering or stumbling I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling Tough to comprehend him even if you spoke in hands It's a heavy burden, the task so daunting Takes a chilling hold, always there and haunting Having felt the weight of it myself I understand… Do you understand?

[Flowey found the grey door and the followers once each and NEVER went looking for them again. He believes Gaster is basically a creepypasta character, a vengeful void demon that will someday consume all. He never really knew Gaster as Asriel, so lacks knowledge of the REAL Gaster to contradict this, and never asked the others during his many runs due to his new fear.] [Or so he claims... it's possible he does know better and he's just screwing with Frisk for fun. IDK seems like the kind of thing he'd do]

Seven foot frame, face all warped and cracked When you call his name, it all fades to black There's no escape, he'll seal every fate

I don't talk about Gaster, no no no (note: chorus still says "we") No-one talks about Gaster

[The followers' relatives. Some remember more than others. The ones that do remember blame Gaster for their losses.]

My dad got a job with him, a year on? Gone. My boyfriend worked for him, now I'm all alone!

[MK. They only have one sibling... right?] I'm sure glad none of my folks knew that guy, they'd prob'ly be dead!

[All follower rels] He risked their lives just to put himself ahead!

[Sans. Gaster's experiments gave him his blasters, shortcuts and KR. He knows his dad wasn't a great guy. He still misses him.]

He told me that my brother would grow up and live freely under the stars. He told me that I had to be stronger so I could protect him from harm.

[Tori] It seems our guests are on their way.

[Papyrus. He never knew Gaster at all, he was only a babybones when whatever happened happened.] Sans told me that our dad would be proud of the man I've become, One who never surrenders! It's like I hear him now…

[Sans] Hey, kid. I'd drop all this if I were you… (It's like I hear him now,) (I can hear him now!)

[Frisk] Um, Gaster… Yeah, about that Gaster, I really need to know about Gaster. We need the truth and the whole truth Gaster!

[Flowey] Franken-lizard! Your girlfriend's here!

[Everyone at the house] Time for dinner!

[The big rounding chorus goes here, don't feel like typing it all out lol]

[Frisk tries to call to him. Not much happens, but they are DETERMINED. As they feel that familiar surge of energy, the shadows in the corners of the room start growing…]

[Chorus] Don't talk about Gaster!

[Frisk] Why did I ask about Gaster?

[Chorus, distorted as the VOID closes in] Not a word about Gaster!

[Frisk (& Chara)] I (we) never should've brought up Gaster!

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(Please don't forget to go check out the TwoAllNighters and co. take on the concept, I'd hate for my little shitpost here to take traffic from them after they put in so much effort. I know that video is a year and change old now but still.)

[laniaakea]

Even though my assigned gender is female i think sometimes i might be a bit sexist?

Like i was lucky enough to grow up in such a privileged way that i've barely experienced sexism, and i don't notice when it happens to me or to others.

Like i don't have that kind of instinctual understanding of women's issues that most people do. I remember when i was younger my father told me that if someone tries to hurt me i should kick them in the balls and run. And i ask him "what if it's a woman". I guess i never lived with that kind of fear.

I should work on that because just because i don't take sexist comments to heart, it's a very serious issue that makes many people feel rightfully scared to death, and men still kill women just because they cheated and think it's normal. so what the fuck, what on earth has brought me to distance myself so much from a social issue that clearly concerns me?

There are often some relatively, weird, creepy or slightly repulsive people that try to hit on me like on train rides, and i humor them because i am so bored and starved for human interaction with no strings attached.

I've had:

chinese guy who showed me how crazy it is that you can just google porn in europe,

Girl form congo whose austrian boyfriend's grandmother admitted to her to doing acts of terrorism in south tyrol during the seventies (she was actually very cool i was just shocked cause my family was kinda on the receiving end of the terrorist attacks),

guy who tried to convince me to buy into his pyramid scheme for edible toothpaste pills,

very dumb american soldier, fan of andrew tate and proud of his german heritage, who i accidentally brought to the conclusion that capitalism might not always be the best thing (he caught himself, and said: wait, don't get me wrong, i love capitalism),

literal austian neo-nazi 1 (more sexist),

literal austrian neo-nazi 2 (more xenophobic),

a turkish guy who tried to convince me to drop out of school and make money off air bnb like he did, ("i'm self made" entrepreneur attitude) when i pointed out that i need an apartment to do that, he just ignored me,

South tyrolean guy who tried to set me up with his son,

German guy who used to work for renowned german food production industry giant, trying to set me up with one of his two sons, telling me how many houses they got in munich and that one of them has a phd in physics. hes wife is an architect tho and her work seemed really cool tho

the funniest thing is that these people don't know i'm a lesbian

[haitanizzz]

hello since you guys are a new blog i wanted to request. Can i have separate headcanons of mikey, the kawata twins, baji and mitsuya with a male s/o who takes the dominant role in the relationship. Hes also a really badass fighter and has a really scary reputation thats makes people afraid of him but is really chill and more like a himbo.

omg tysm for requesting!! we did our best since this is our first request, we hope you like it♡

characters: mikey, souya, mitsuya, nahoya, baji x male reader (2nd pov)

cw: slight violence, pure fluff tbh, spelling errors

L: mikey, souya, mitsuya

F: nahoya, baji

mikey:

mikey would be the one who wants to be pampered by you all the time. always asking for piggy-back rides/asking you to carry him, basically clinging to you everytime he’s with you. you're basically the new draken once you start dating lmao he isn’t scared of pda at all so expect a lot of that too especially when you’re the one being intimate in public. he’s not the type to get embarrassed easily but when it’s with you..oh boy..just grab his wrist and pull him into a hug and he’s already red as hell (the others will tease him if they see you especially draken and baji). he likes how intimidating you're to other people but also gets jealous when you get way too much attention lol if anyone looks at mikey in a bad way you just glare at them and they're already walking away in fear. loves it when you take him out to eat to your fav place and actually falls asleep on you. everyone in the gang who doesn't know you is actually really scared of you but it changes once you brought food to a meeting. (everyone loved it)

he thinks you're really cool when you fight and actually looks up to you in a way. when he sees you fighting it gives him so much energy that he's next to you in a second throwing punches as well. he loves it when after a fight with another gang you're all over him checking him for any injuries and taking care of him if he got hurt. (he deserves all the love tbh:(<3) he will fake being hurt just to be carried.

souya:

i think he's a very shy person when he's with you especially at the beginning of your relationship. the same as mikey, he's the youngest sibling and he loves to be pampered but doesn't really show it. grab his hand in public and he's gonna be a shy blabbering mess, he doesn't know where to look or what to say he's so embarrassed😭 nahoya will make fun of him if he catches you two and souya's face gets even more red if that's possible and since he's too shy to hold hands he just follows you around like a puppy or just holds your pinkie. your reputation comes in handy since i feel like he's not really a social person and hates being at the center of attention, so people usually stay away from you.

he absolutely adores how strong you're and thinks you're amazing and would love to have you teach him some moves! secretly loves it but pretends to be annoyed when you just show up at his house and take him for a ride not taking no as an answer. hug him from behind when you're in private and he will melt.

mitsuya:

now for the love of god please take this boy to your house at the weekends for a day long cuddling session cuz he needs. a. break. don't get me wrong he loves his sisters more than anything but he really needs someone to look after him too. (and that's why you're here) loves to go shopping with you for fabrics and going out to eat to a nearby restaurant that you choose everytime. not gonna lie he was scared shitless when he first met you but that image of you quickly shattered when you used a corny pick-up line on him when he bumped into you and yeah you've been dating ever since lmao the first time he took you home his sisters were hiding at his legs and the next second you showed them the stuffed toys you bought them they were all over you. luna and mana loves you sm tbh you always bring them candy (without mitsuya knowing ofc) and they just love the headpats you give them. once he was in the kitchen preparing dinner for you guys (you were sleeping over) and found you and his sisters on top of you sleeping on the floor, he took a polaroid of you and has it hanged up in his room.

he loves how you're more than capable of protecting yourself and actually wants you to teach him so he can get stronger. even though he knows you're strong he still worries but when you just flash him your stupid smile it all goes away. (he also blushed but looked away.)

nahoya:

i just know he would show you off to everyone. he's so proud of you and he wants everyone to know how amazing you are:( also i feel like he would use you to treathen people?? "do you have any idea who my boyfriend is? don't make me tell him to-" you would have to cover his mouth in embrassement and apologize to the poor guy who accidentally bumped into smiley and made him fall. i like to imagine that he's clingy as hell, especially when you're around others. you can't get him off of you because he constantly wants to hold your hands, ask for headpats maybe even climb on your back and clinge to you like a koala. (please do give him headpats he will melt on the spot). he just wants to show off his love for you to the others:(

his poor brother was literally shitting his pants when you first joined the gang, meanwhile nahoya was basically all over you, asking things like "where did you learn to fight?","can you teach me some moves??", basically smiley being the social butterfly he is.

he's overall so so proud of you and looks up at you so much. he loves how you're independent and that you can protect yourself and others, it makes him feel at ease!

baji:

to be honest he didn't like you at the start when he met you. he imagined you as a person full of himself because he's stronger than others. he was really avoidant of you, maybe even suspicious that you want something from the gang. but when he saw you play with some kittens at his usual spot where he was feeding the stray cats?? oh boy that man literally fell in love with you, he just didn't want to admit it yet. from that day you two would usually go and hang out around that spot, just talking about meaninlgess things and playing with the kittens. and when you planned a cat cafe date with him as your first one, he never thought he can fall even harder for you.

i like to imagine that when baji does something stupid the gang is calling you immediately, half of them already has your number saved just in case 💀. he hates to admit it but he loves pda, he's just too shy to ask for it and likes to play the though guy. but when you take his hand in your's around the others?? he would be a stuttering and blushing mess.

he thinks you're the coolest person he ever met, even if he had his doubts in the beginning. you're like his role model, he always tells you how you take out the best of him. i feel like he has a hard time showing his emotions, but he loves you and is really proud of you!:)