#guy stop bullying your brother 😐

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Ladies, gentlemen, and random abominations on earth(/j), I present to you Aqua’s sprite I saw and now obsessed with

HE’S SO CUTE

I wanna squish those cheeks of his

HIS CHIBI IS SO CUTE

[licensedproldier]

highlights from the brennan hank interview (aka taking notes on things that i liked or didn't know)

HE STARTED ATTENDING COLLEGE WHEN HE WAS 14?????

immediate jump off topic from hank to ask him about d20 (this happened while fhjy was airing)

"and the greatest project of all, my wonderful family with my wife isabella roland"

bonding over their children

brennan and hank's son both corrected their father's bedtime stories 💀

many elaine lee shoutouts

"his dad met my mom and fell in love" "you did that" "we did that, parent-trapped them"

was pulled out of school in 4th grade for homeschooling because the bullying was so bad....

started a company when they (he and his brother) were fifteen?? called Bootleg Adventures

hank's little awed hiss of "what" to the above piece of information

GOT PART OWNERSHIP OF THE WAYFINDER COMPANY AT 15

"knowledge is something that, when you share it, there's just more. there's no scarcity"

hank staring off into space slightly looking like brennan just blew his mind (we're 11 minutes in)

"we were 14 year old philosophy majors, if you can imagine anything more normal than that"

brennan unable to resist doing fun voices for the people he talks about

he wouldve loved to work at wayfinder full time and said back then hey maybe ill become a famous internet comedian or something and that's how i can help camp. now he's got texts from the staff saying how a bunch of dimension 20 fans have joined and its been a huge boon for them that way 🥺

"it's funny when a really bad plan works. dont make that plan."

"every new community-- is this too sad? no its true" THOSE THINGS ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

anyway "for every new community i start with the presupposition that someone is going to pick me up and put me in the trash can" 😭

hank sniping him through the duplex door with "[when you do that] you kind of imagine yourself to be the value you're delivering rather than yourself, or that your value is in what you deliver and not who you are" and brennan going 😐 "that's a great point man"

both of them turning to do pained smiles at the camera 😭

"i think the value is in who you are" "that's really sweet i appreciate that" "but i also love that you deliver"

brennan quoting mary oliver

im starting to feel a little called out guys

robert mckee "stories are not about their premises they're about their conclusions"

brennan also staring off into space slightly thinking about what hank said

the REAL college advice brennan is giving is reportedly "put an egg in your ramen" because thats how you stop your eyes from going "matte finish"

shoutout to vanessa's dumplings for keeping this man alive

"i am ozymandias nerd of nerds, gaze upon my banner and despair"

the moment he felt like something changed was walking into C2E2 and seeing that the biggest hanging banner in the convention hall was of fantasy high. or, as brennan put it, "my dumb face"

"my friends moved in with their partners, the apartment i had with them scattered to the wind, the woman i was dating dumped me after three weeks, and i won a bunch of money on Who Wants to Be a Millionare" "wh- what???"

he taught emily, murph, siobhan, and zac how to play dnd 🥺 and was running a home game for lou at the same time

got hired at um, actually because his name was getting around for being a big dork

zac stepped down from troopers and sam liked brennan's character from a previous casting call (tim curry eating pizza) so he brought him in

its very charming the detail with which brennan remembers these important moments in his life

became a full time cast member in the same week he started dating izzy! "hard to beat week gang!"

"they told us they were launching dropout and everyone had to make a show, which, if you're been trying to make a show your whole life, that's like saying 'bad news guys, there's 24 birthday cakes in the break room and everyone has to eat a whole birthday cake'."

brennan was making a document for a market pitch on an actual-play show when he was called into office and THEY pitched HIM the idea of an actual-play show

"i guess i have tumbled through life to end up here ready to do this"

truly like. one of the guys of all time.

"some of the things that didn't make sense about you make more sense now" hank talking indirectly about how amazing he found all the moving parts of mentopolis and now getting to hear about how long and how many time he's done storytelling it makes sense

"yeah its the one skill"

"i wanted to tell stories before i was anything else"

🎉anti-capitalist rant🎉

"people used to say 'is ucb a cult' and i'd say 'in a cult, somebody is making money'"

HIGH FIVE!!!

[heartsaturn]

We knew the whole time

jack hughes x reader || insta edit

warnings: fluff, swearing, trevor slander (i love him dw)

summary: you and jack have been best friends ever since you were little. you also may or may not constantly act like a couple.

a/n - the devs vs ducks game on sunday was a train wreck so here’s a little fic to comfort everybody, including myself. lets hope the devs vs flyers game is better.

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yourusername jack, thank you for putting up with my bullshit for so long 🫶

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lhughes_06 Hmm, some of these pictures are little couple-y don’t you think?

yourusername no! i don’t think!

jackhughes thanks for such a kind caption 😐

yourusername i put a lot of thought into it just for you 🤭

trevorzegras oh?

yourusername i wish i never told you

jackhughes ??

trevorzegras i am also shocked he has put up with you for so long

yourusername i’m a delight!!

elblue6 ❤️❤️

yourusername mama hughes 🥹

user56 are they dating?

user12 no they’ve just been friends since they were little

user34 they’re so cute!

user67 yall can we talk about the last picture? are we sure they’re not dating?

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yourusername this just in: trevor cannot keep his fucking mouth shut (but we already knew that)

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lhughes_06 barf

yourusername stop being a hater

trevorzegras what is it, bully trevor day? be grateful because without me neither one of you would’ve confessed

yourusername i’m not being grateful to a snitch

trevorzegras low blow 😔

jackhughes i can’t believe how oblivious we both were

yourusername were we really THAT oblivious?

trevorzegras yes

_quinnhughes yes

lhughes_06 yes

_alexturcotte yes

colecaufield yes

yourusername okay i get it now 😥

_quinnhughes you guys are cute ig

yourusername this is why you’re my second fav hughes brother 💙

lhughes_06 i beg your finest pardon???

yourusername sorry lukey

username6 i knew they were dating! (i was being delulu)

username32 what if i lay on a train track tonight 😭

username10 they make me feel lonely

jackhughes added to their story!

[halliestinks]

Hi, i was wondering if you could do some wholesome headcannons for Y/N (who acts like Douchebag in the sot game) Thats like a sister to Cartman. His mother adores her and he likes to bully her. But when others do it hes like "No only i can >:/"

Cartman w/ reader who’s like a sister to him

a/n: this is an old request that’s been sitting in my inbox for over 2 yrs, decided to write it as my first request since i’ve returned :3

• oh boy, cartman as a brother figure could be both great and awful.

• having first met you he would notice how quiet and chill you are, trying to get you to crack on many different occasions (failing miserably everytime). he never really cared too much about you. however once you started to spend more time with him and you found yourself at his house quite often, you developed an unexpected sibling bond with him

• he would definitely take advantage of your silence whenever he asks for a favour, immediately roping you into any and all of his problems. (kind of like butters— however he doesn’t screw you over as much)

• the teasing is the worst part. he knows exactly what ticks you off and how to break your silent facade

“HAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!!”

“… 🙂”

• he knows when to stop though

• he unfortunately learnt his lesson after you beat the crap out of him for pushing you way past your limit!! (i just love sibling bonding experiences)

• aside from all of that… cartman is actually really fun to be around when he’s not being an asshole. the two of you usually spend your time together playing video games and doing random shit outside in the snow

• his mom absolutely adores you!!! she would constantly ask cartman if you would be coming over to their place later, always making sure to cook extra for dinner just in case

• cartman definitely gets jealous over his mom pampering you, thinks that she should pay more attention to her real son. and to piss him off even more, his mom always makes sure he shares everything with you

“but myeeeem… those are my cheesy poofs 🤬”

“😈😈”

• cartman’s mom is completely oblivious to any of the sibling rivalry, instead tells cartman he just needs to learn to share

• both of you have a silent agreement to always stick up for each other if either of you are being bullied, (not that cartman really needs help)

• i don’t think cartman would straight up defend you, however he would take your side in more subtle ways

“come on guys, let’s cut y/n some slack… otherwise she’ll get all depressed and probably start crying..”

“😐”

• but if anyone ever hurt you physically or did bully you to the point of actually hurting you, cartman will find out and go on a tangent about how he’s the only person who’s allowed to do that. plus if he’s in a bad mood then he’d probably figure out a way to ruin their life

• anyways.. at the end of most days, you find yourself sleeping on the floor in cartman’s room (he kicks you off his bed) and the two of you stay up late having silly conversations— finding yourselves laughing so hard to the point of tears

• until his mom comes in and tells you to go to bed because it’s a school night 🙄

• the two of you never listen, secretly doing an all nighter then feeling like absolute crap the next day. (it’s just a nightly tradition at this point)

• a lot of kids at school mistake you two for actually being related, which never fails to make you smile

• maybe he isn’t such a bad non biological brother after all

[smicksstuff]

welcome to the land down under. home to the poisonous snakes and many creepy crawlies. piping hot tea has been spilt, its brown liquid staining everything it touches. can yn wash the stain away or has become part of who she is ?

The Pitbox Crew Series

read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 here

Upside Down, Inside Out

(f1drivers x yngasly)

⚠️ warnings: alcohol consumption, fighting, swearing, cyber bullying.

a/n: this is a work of fiction. i do not encourage this behaviour. also i apologise for the google translate french and spanish. please ignore the typos, i will edit them soon.

meanwhile on twitter .....

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ynusername im speechless. i have no idea what race i have just watched 😭😭😭

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scuderiapedrogaseoso i hope pierre is okay !!

yngaslyfans that race was a nightmare but you are still slaying in the paddock

gaslyfc can’t believe i woke up for this race !! all my guys are out 😫😭

formula1girls can we take a moment to appreciate the content provided by yn. girl gave us so many bts to cure our broken heats 💔🥺

formulauno her and danny ric !! we need more of them !!!

spicychilli i mean can we appreciate her and carlos too!!

piastrigirls miss gurl giving love to all the boys!! she and oscar is an unexpected duo. 🧡

oscarpiastri matey you need to learn how to send the photos 😐

yngasly i’ll send it now ! i promise 🤞🏼

oscarpiastri ill believe when i get it 😑

mickschumacher you post all this but not you surfing 🤔

yngasly you promised not to talk about it 🥺

mickschumacher just you wait till your birthday 😁

yngasly thats a threat !!! @pierregasly micky is threatening me with the surf pics 😠

pierregasly @mickschumacher i have more embarrassing ones, i will bring them to the next race for you 😝

yngasly HEY!!!! STOPPP

mickschumacher thats awesome! cant wait!!

pierregasly what are big bros for ❤️

f1fans i like how she is ignoring the obvious! why haven’t you acknowledged the tweets yet!!!!

username7 girl you already did all the shit why are you scared to admit it ?

yngaslyfc omg i made it! You made my year! can't believe I got to meet you.

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f1tea Pierre arrived in the paddock at 8.30am this morning. Melbourne walk was booming with fans having 1 last chance to get their merch signed by their favourite racers.

In non-driver news, the Gasly Princess - Yn Gasly arrived to the paddock at 9.00am alongside Joris Trouche and Charles Leclerc. As they walked through the Melbourne Walk, loud jeering and boos could be heard from the fans. Many were telling her to stay away from Formula 1 and its drivers.

Upon hearing the jeering and boos, Charles Leclerc alongside other drivers Alex Albon, George Russell and Lando Norris who were present at Melbourne Walk proceeded to try and defend their friend yn however their efforts were not enough.

Joris Trouche then took Yn tight in his grip and entered the paddock quick. Sources from inside the paddock say that Yn was in tears and Joris proceeded to walk with her to the Alpine Motorhome. Throughout the Race Day, Yn was not seen as much in the paddock.

What are your thoughts ? Does Yn deserve the backing of the drivers? Let me know in the comments

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f1fans She had this coming.

username8 hate to break it to you but after what she did, how could they not boo her.

username7 she is a bad influence in the paddock. she should be removed.

lordperceval Yall HAVE TO STOP !! this is cyber bullying.

chillichicas i agree! she doesn’t deserve this. yall dont have to like her but at least acknowledge she is human too

spicylovers she isnt your human punching bag

quadrantmania for petes sake. she is just a kid trying to support her big brother at races and yall are coming at her like she committed a huge crime.

landounited lando should ditch her! he doesnt need friends like her

landino and who are you to decide who lando can be friends with

pedromyman what she did was to herself. It does not affect anyone of yall. You dont like it, dont follow her. I for one do not want her to disappear from the paddock again.

vroomvroom why are the drivers even trying to defend her. im sure their teams will not support it.

estiebestie she should just leave. she is not that important anyways.

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yngasly i thought i would come here and address the information circulating online about me.

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pierregasly ❤️❤️❤️

charles_leclerc Ma petite sœur toujours ❤️ (translation: My little sister always)

lancestroll always gonna be here for you 💚

isahernaez ¡Mi mejor amigo! Estoy muy orgulloso de lo lejos que has llegado. ¡Siempre estaré aquí para ti! Te quiero. ❤️ (translation: My best friend! I am very proud of how far you have come. I will always be here for you! I love you.)

chloestroll love you baby ❤️

landonorris you can try to get rid of me but you will fail 🙃🧡

yngaslyfans i may not know you personally but im always gonna stand up for you. we all make mistakes in life. its what we do after that- the learning from it that matters the most.

paulgasly ❤️

arthur_leclerc Si heureux que tu sois de retour ! Tu m'as toujours eu ! ❤️ (translation: So happy that you're back! You will always have me!)

carlossainz55 Estoy muy feliz de llamarte mi familia ❤️ (translation: I'm very happy to call you my family)

estebanocon so proud of you 😃

alpinef1team we are proud of you Yn ! you will always have our love and support 💙💙💙

scuderiaferrari one of the strong ones ❤️

lewishamilton so proud of you kid! like i told you in the paddock “dont let the noise discourage you. they dont know who you really are!” ❤️

fernandoalo_official my kid 💚

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pierregasly Yn Julianna Gasly. My relationship with my baby sister is one of the most important in my life.

From all the pizza parties to celebrate karting wins and her football school team wins, to fighting over the PS3 controllers, to not talking to each other for months, we have gone through it all.

Yn has always been on my side through the thick and thin. At every race she be at the garage or along the fence cheering me on! (charles and anthoine too but thats beside the point) Good day or Bad Day she always made sure she was there for me. She even ditched playdates to travel with Maman to watch me race.

Anthoine’s Passing affected all of us differently. We handled our grieve separately. My biggest regret was pushing Yn away forgetting that she too was grieving the lost of her bestfriend. When I look back, i feel that the road she went down was partly my fault. But with an immense amount of help for her and the family, we got through it together. I hated that my sister was barely with us for those 4 months. But at that time i thought that was best. Looking back, I should have done more. But mistakes were made. Like I told Yn, “Mistakes are OKAY only if they happen once and you learn, and dont repeat it again.”

My sister made a mistake. It is something she cannot ignore. It happened. But she learned from it. We learned from it. Her past does not define who she is now. My Sister is my number 1 Supporter. She is my Person, My Best Friend, My Twin. What has been said online the past few weeks about her the jeering when she is out in public is simply unacceptable. It has to stop. Losing someone you love can make you do incredibly stupid things. But I know my sister, those 4 months was not her.

So please I am hoping that you can understand. The mistakes my sister made in the past is not who she was or is now. Please stop circulating the pictures and videos.

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[twistofatale]

Twist of a tale chapter 2 part 9

Frisk: Dear God please help me :(

Frisk: There is a gigantic boulder and I don't know what to do with it-

Blocky.D Boulder: Hello there

Frisk:.... 😐

Blocky.D.Boulder: My name is Blocky

Frisk: Ok

Blocky.D.Boulder: Full name is Blocky.D.Boulder ;)

Frisk: Are you a block or a Boulder

Blocky: Who said it matters?

Frisk: 😐 😑

Blocky: Alright welcome to my contest

Frisk: Contest?

Blocky: If you manage to put that BIG boulder right here in that HOLE you win a prize

Frisk: Prize 🤩

Blocky: Yeah kid

Frisk: Ok

Blocky: Just put the Boulder in a certain amount of time and you get many different prizes...the faster you are, the faster the prize;).

Frisk: Ok

Blocky: Because I don't really live anywhere this contest is completely free

Frisk: 😑

Blocky: But I can change my mind so hurry up QUICK!!!!

Frisk: Ok * starts to put hands on Boulder *

Blocky: Go go go * Sets up timer * 30 seconds is all ya have ;)

Frisk: * Starts to roll the Boulder *

Blocky: And remember it gets harder to roll every second

Frisk: Wait what-

Blocky: GO

Frisk: * Starts to roll the Boulder *

Frisk: Why is this so heavy

Blocky: HUUURY up

Frisk: The hole is so close but it's so heavy:(

Frisk:...huff....puff

Frisk: * Puts it on the hole *

Frisk: YES

Blocky: Congratulations 🎉

Blocky: Here's your reward

Frisk: Thanks :)

You were rewarded the fortune note

Frisk: Hmm a Fortune note maybe it contains some advice?

Blocky: You only get that from a guy as fortunate as me 😉

Frisk: Ok * Goes away *

Frisk: So where do I go now-.... there's a pile of blocks there

Frisk: Let me just mess with it * Messes with the blocks * why is there a X on these blocks?

Frisk: A note behind it

Congratulations you found the X...you can get out now

Frisk: 😐

Frisk: There were some spikes there....

Frisk: * Gets out of the room *

Frisk: Well there's just a Gigantic eye in the middle of this part of the land

Stop right there!

A big person who looks like an eye comes to me

A little eye follows him

B Loox: Hmm what do my eyes tell me?

L Loox: You don't have eyes just have one eye

B Loox: 💢 OK Sherlock what do my eye tell me?

L Loox: That doesn't make sense

B Loox: WHATEVER is that a Human

L Loox: No I can't tell-

B Loox: YES it IS

L Loox: :O

B Loox: You stepped into our territory Human

L Loox: We are the Bully brothers, members of the Royal Gaurd

B Loox: And we're gonna bully YOU

* Encounter starts *

[lightvsdark18]

Damien's time in Twisted Wonderland #2

(Instead of summarizing every book, I picked out certain parts to make it easier. Used Mewshi Q's playthrough)

Book 4

Sorrowful at not spending winter break with family, and grew more terrible at Grim's explanation.

Glared at Crowley and didn't believe a single word.

Flicked Ace's forehead.

No trust towards the twins.

Felt something off about Jamil. "Grim, I think we should head back to our dorm." Then Jamil used his gay beam.

Whiplash at Kalim.

Lost his appetite.

"I feel unsure on how to read him."

On the inside, he tried to comprehend what he was looking at. On the outside, 😐

The fear in his eyes.

"Not happening." Got up to leave and the students dragged him back.

"I should be the one saying that considering I still have a broken rib." "Yeah, I'll help."

"I was going to tell him no, but something made me say yes."

He was going to kill Crowley.

"Make me." Dragged out of the room.

"No thanks, not interested."

"And that is?" "... We're doomed."

He hated this dorm.

"Hold on, let me push my organs back in place."

Screamed through the dorm and portal.

Curled up on the floor in pain from unhealed rib.

"Help us out, please."

"Come on, we're poor as it is."

Didn't like the Sus Trio trio getting involved.

"Then why am I called Shrimpy?"

Damien vs Azul, who will win?

Luckily he's overprotective big brother.

"I do not feel comfortable sleeping in the same room as you three."

He could finally focus on healing.

Not surprised.

"! The hell!?"

Felt a bit bad for them both.

Fist fought the students.

"Fuck."

Curled up in pain again.

Big brother mode on.

This will be a crazy story to tell his sisters.

"We are nothing but dirt beneath your feet."

Used a silver platter as weapon. One of the snakes bit him on the crook of his neck. Left a discolored scar.

Conflicted on Jamil's past.

Froze up at the realization he forgot Ace and Deuce.

Clenched his chest. "Damnit, Vanrouge, stop doing that."

Shunned to silence at Crowley keeping his promise.

Took a moment alone in his room to think about the dreams and overblots.

Cautiously went up to the mirror again and tried to understand on what he's having a conversation with.

Book 5

Lay in bed, "crap."

I was dreaming about the Great Seven. Why?

Told them nothing.

Wanted to join VDC because money.

Grabbed his side in pain and glared at Crowley.

Wasn't a part of the fight.

Decent on singing and dancing, but quickly sharpen his skills.

"You absolutely would."

Disliked Rook from "too accustomed to concealing my presence."

And disliked him more from "as a hunter, I make it a point to memorize the species and height of every student on campus."

"Can people stop scaring me? I still have a broken rib..."

Amazed by this world.

His life flashed before his eyes.

"Why do they want me if I didn't pass the audition?"

"What are you offering?"

The apple pie was more savory than sweet.

Blocked Vil's hand from even touching it.

"Damn, that's good."

Raised a brow and poked Kalim's cheeks.

Had a serious conversation with Kalim after sending Grim back inside.

Started getting plates and silverware, then cut a slice of the apple pie for himself when the lights flipped on.

"Schoenheit, what the hell?"

"Let me off? Excuse you, didn't you tell Grim and I we could eat whatever we want? How dare you curse the food that belonged to us and go against your own words."

Lay Ace and Deuce on separate sofas and took Grim upstairs.

"Uh, yes, I'm here."

This kid is messed up.

"Kalim, I'm a company different situation."

"This is definitely a fight."

"Schoenheit, you're cold."

"Ace, learn to shut your mouth sometimes."

Smug, "I don't know, there's always a chance."

Didn't figure it out because didn't feel a need to.

Weirded out at the evil laugh, but glad Iris liked the gift.

"... How does he know my name?" (Lilia)

Said nothing and just picked up Grim.

"Who's that guy in the corner muttering?" (Your future boyfriend)

... Sebek is half human?

Why are those guys bullying children?

Dwarfs?

Cater: "-and Kalim and Damien gets snatched up by Vil..."

"I don't know I would say we're friends, but yeah."

Found the song a bit annoying.

A chill ran up his spine at seeing the poison apple. He looked over at where Vil disappeared into, and instantly chased after him.

"I have a bad feeling..."

Hunt, what is wrong with you?

Was getting scared.

Slightly angry "shit."

"Good foresight, Jamil."

"No, Hunt would the one who died if Kalim didn't get involved."

"Can someone magic me a weapon?"

Vil got close enough to slap Damien and left bloody clawmarks on his right cheek.

Had a look of understanding to Vil's grief.

"Oh Iris, you're early." "No, not really."

"Oh, okay." Not fazed one bit.

Terrified at the powerful magic, then impressed.

"Thank you, Iris." "Ah, sorry."

You could see the disappointment and fury in his eyes.

"Hmm, maybe it's because of my end, something... bad did happen today."

Went looking for Grim and got curious where he was at. "Where's that cat?"

His heart sank at the flashback and told Mickey he had to go, then went searching outside.

He saw something on the stage and investigated.

"Grim?"

Raised up his arm to block the attack and got three long clawmarks on the forearm.

Book 6

Holding his forearm, he rushed back to the dorm and bandaged his arm, then immediately called Crowley to inform him on what happened. He lay down from the adrenaline and exhaustion from the OB, falling asleep.

Gritted his teeth at the dream, knowing damn well what this meant. He was startled awake by voices and saw the boys.

They went downstairs to talk and heard a knock on door, finding Crowley there.

Immediately agued with Crowley on calling Grim naturally bad.

Felt angry, conflicted and upset.

He was lonely inside the dorm and felt the homesick he buried deep.

The comment on surprising Grim lifted his mood.

Then he hit the deck.

Escorted the first years inside the guest room.

Froze into silence at hearing Grim's voice and yelled out his name.

Frustrated at losing Grim, and now Vil and Jamil.

He finally got arrested?

His mind was a fried egg during the meeting.

"Right, I have no dorm."

"What?! Hunt, why the hell are you going there?!"

"... Are you kidding me? Skincare?!"

"I understand your feelings, Epel, but it's too dangerous to go to a place like that. We don't know what will happen if you go."

A small argument occurred and ended with Epel dragging Damien along.

Death grip on Epel and squeezed the life out of the boy, especially the broom going unsteady. Poor boy.

"Yeah, I'll keep you on track."

Hugged himself because warmth.

Why do I have a crush on you?

"Yeah, but I definitely want to visit again."

Now he thought about his sisters and missed them.

Just fell on the ground.

Amazed by the inside.

"You destroyed my dorm."

A bit unsettled by the cryptid statement.

He was ready to carry the staff member, but knew he wouldn't be able to put of the blast zone in time if he did or not. His family flashed on his mind.

Again, he was amazed by this world.

And high-five Epel.

Walked in. "Sup."

Went to the staff. "I need a weapon." Suggested he take one of the Charon's.

"Hey, where's Grim?"

"Do I need to show you my arm?"

How many?!

Look of why me? "Uhh, let's back to school quickly."

"Oh, %I'm sorry%, I didn't think the previous overbloter would act all high and mighty about being reckless."

Kissed the non-swollen cheek. Damien had a gay moment.

Vil: "-and my stoic knight."

Smacking phantoms on the heads with a deactivate rowing paddle.

Squished his eyes at Ortho's invitation to the Film Research club.

"Wouldn't have been a bad idea."

"You trapped someone here?!"

First time his fear was shown on his face.

"Over there!"

Laughed at Epel's stomach.

"Was that a compliment or an insult?"

"Savanaclaw?"

Pissed off at the story always stopping.

We didn't attack the island.

The phantom swung its hand and crushed him against a metal box. His back bruised heavily.

Fell to his knees with the others.

Slept like a rock.

He hated all of this scary BS.

Trauma filled growl at another OB. And had a moment of terror a the ginormous phantom.

Couldn't do anything against the Shroud brothers, so threw his only weapon at Idia, and missed by a lot.

Teared up at Idia's past, especially because he's a big brother himself.

Bluescreened at Vil.

"He's not breathing!"

"Grim! Wake up!"

Petted his head with a smile.

Covered his ears with regret.

"Thank you, Iris."

"You guys are awake!" "Hey!"

Damien is officially a heartthrob. Watch out, everyone.

Disappointed there wasn't a real upgrade on the bedroom.

Jumpscared by Crowley and complained under his breath.

"Nice."

Someone with unique eyes.

[mulletmitsuya]

Og Black Dragons Groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing

Desc: Manjirou needs a babysitter

Shinichiro: hey guys

Shinichiro: i need a favour

Wakasa: what is it?

Shinichiro: can someone please take care of Manjirou today??

Wakasa: no

Benkei: no

Takeomi: fuck no

Shinichiro: ???

Shinichiro: but i'm BEGGING

Shinichiro: guys please i'm in a really tight spot rn

Takeomi: stop fucking lying

Takeomi: you're gonna go beg that pretty girl at the ramen place for a date😐

Wakasa: "Ma'am please be my girlfriend!!! Please have sex with me!! There's only so much my hand can do! I need the warmth of a woman so bad! I'm begging you please!"

Benkei: HAHA LAMO

Takeomi: it's lmao, Benkei

Benkei: same thing, let me do you, and you do me😐

Takeomi: 🤨

Takeomi: why did you say that??

Takeomi: are you a homosexual?????

Benkei: YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT YOU FUCKER

Wakasa: chill💀

Shinichiro: that isn't what i sound like☹️ and no, it's something really important😭

Shinichiro: i still need someone to take care of Manjirou!!

Shinichiro: Omi please take him, maybe he can hang out with Haru?

Takeomi: your brother is a bad influence on mine

Takeomi: he keeps calling himself "Mikey's appointed servant" and then he giggles😐

Shinichiro: what do you expect me to do???

Shinichiro: tell him to stop???

Takeomi: uh, yes??

Shinichiro: HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME

Shinichiro: HE BULLIES ME

Shinichiro: HE'S SO MEAN

Shinichiro: LIKE I LOVE HIM AND ALL, AND I KNOW HE'S JOKING

Shinichiro: BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN

Shinchiro: he thinks he's play fighting, BUT I AM IN LITERAL TEARS BY THE END OF IT, HIS TINY LITTLE HANDS DO SO MUCH DAMAGE. IT HURTS.

Shinichiro: HE TERRORISES OTHER CHILDREN

Shinichiro: i just need a baby sitter, for a few hours

Shinichiro: please

Wakasa: so you told us all that about him and you still think we'll take him?💀

Takeomi: why are you getting folded by an 11 year old😐

Benkei: idk Shin, what if i grab him too tight and he dies

Takeomi: ??

Shinichiro: um, try not to, Benkei

Benkei: i don't trust myself around kids, might step on them since they're so small idk. sorry Shin

Takeomi: Me, Senju and Haruchiyo r going to the Amusement park, yk, cause i'm the better older brother and all🙂

Takeomi: so i won't be available, sorry bro

Shinichiro:

Wakasa: ayo what did u do

Shinichiro: just a picture representing the way i feel

Shinichiro: guess i'll go fuck myself then

Benkei: cause you don't have a girlfriend?

Benkei: one day, you'll find someone who loves you, even if you are a loser, who isn't that attractive, who's probably bad at sex, and kind of stinky. don't lose hope👍

Shinichiro:

Wakasa: LMAO

Benkei: A CAT

Benkei: what does this mean Shinichiro

Shinichiro: it's a reaction image

Shinichiro: you find a picture that yk

Benkei: i do not

Shinichiro: that describes the way u feel i suppose

Wakasa: shouldn't u be trying other options for Manjirou

Shinichiro: no it's fine. i've accepted that i'll never find a girlfriend

Takeomi: something important huh? 🤨

Shinchiro: ok yeah, i lied

Shinichiro: you wanna hear that i'm desperate for any type of affection?? yeah, it's true

Shinichiro: you wanna hear that i'd crawl through boiling lava filled with sharks and fucking scorpions to lose my virginity???

Shinichiro: well i would😐

Shinichiro: are you happy

Takeomi: 💀

Benkei: i feel so sorry for you

Wakasa:

Wakasa: this you?

Wakasa: aha i did it

Shinichiro: fuck you

Wakasa: ask nicely

Shinichiro: what

Wakasa: did i stutter

Takeomi: why are you guys making things weird😐

Benkei: i feel kind of left out

Benkei: but maybe that's a good thing

[white-poppie]

Chaotic Tokyorev  Headcanons

A/N: This is very chaotic so be warned. Who said woman can’t be funny? Kiss my ass :3

(Bonus: Random memes i found)

Tokyo 卍 Revengers (東京卍リベンジャーズ)

Mikey

Manz has severe like severeee indigestion problems. Like all this guy does is eat and sleep?? So he burps so loud. Imagine being in a meeting, complete silence, lots of focus and this midget just goes BURRRPPP.

He is so hecking annoying like bro stop sending Beluga videos at 3AM, poor Draken is trying to sleep.

He once changed Draken’s ringtone to CPR by Cuppcake. They were in a meeting and Draken recieved a call,oh boy, entire of Toman saw Draken’s dArK ImPulSes while the background music kept playing. “I am here to serve you customer service~~”

Draken

Man is too tall to be in Japan lmao, that one time he was walking with Mikey, he miscalculated how much he would need to bend to enter the door way. Ended up bonking his face straight into the wall.

He is barely ever sleep at night, reasons: overthinking, living in a brothel and most importantly, Baji and Mikey who send him random videos that he has to pretend to not find funny. Like that one time Baji sent him a video of Spongebob saying ‘YOAIMO’ on loop.

He is so quiet sometimes you would think there is something wrong. What actually goes in his mind is: ‘What if Baji suddenly shat in his pants again in the middle of a fight?’ or ‘if the earth is round, is it Mikey’s fault?’

Draken:

Me: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Baji

is the kind of person who’s only response to any kind of insult is “YoUr MoM.”

Like Mf its not my mom who cried because I had to repeat a school year. 

You : “Baji you look like shit.”  Baji: “jOe MAmA” *insert windshield wiper laugh*  My guy, you aint funny 😐😑

He once went to Ken saying, “Oi do you know Draken?” Draken is like: 😐 brother wut Baji: DRAKEN DEEZ NUTS-

(He ended up face flat on ground that day)

Chifuyu

Best boy 😤

I just knowww he reads soo much smut and weirdass wattpad books. Like the books he reads are so Satire.

the shit is like: marked by the alpha, sold to the mafia boss by my parents, kidnapped by One direction,  BTS are my bullies and I fall in love with them and  the vampire is my mate.

I don’t even need to be told twice. He is a twice stan, no questions asked. e was home alone and was playing some songs while bathing. After he came out a particular song: TT by Twice started playing and boi he couldn’t resist dancing. He wasn’t aware that baji had come home and the door was a little open, Baji saw him dancing with exaggerated steps with only a towel .

In case you wanna see the steps: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG_GPqC87wi8QjUpoI4IbwcPmo3flsJpS

Kazutora

He gets anxious so easilyy (he is me, I am him).

Once he was with Chifuyu helping in the ship, stalking one of the crates he by mistake dropped an item on Chifuyu’s leg.

He got confused between saying:  ‘Are you okay?’ and ‘I am sorry’

He ended up yelling at his face, “ARE YOU SORRY?” And Chifuyu is just like: 🙂 tf you high on dood?

He has some...interesting choice of words when it comes to certain things. Like one time Chifuyu and him were watching a movie and he randomly went, “damn, her Tatas are so big.” Chifuyu ended up spilling the cold drink on his tatas due to laughing so much instead.

If bad things happen in your life, don’t blame yourself-

Mitsuya

Okay so we know he is an amazing brother you takes good care of his sisters. But for some reason the rest of toman also expects him to take care of them?

Like that one time when Baji set fire to car when people were still inside and he was forced to apologize to a veryy naked couple in the middle of the road at that time.

Or when when a girl was fixated upon Hakkai and he had to pretend to be his boyfriend to drive her off.

And also at the time when a very sleepy Mikey showed up in the middle of the night asking him for some snacks and everything was finished so he made him have half-cooked rice with peanut butter. 

Hakkai

Pretty Boyyy🥺❤❤ And also fruity icon. Mf have you seen his wallpaper? “Takaa channn”

The Tiktok kid who puts TW on the weirdest of things. Like: TW! : bunny-hats, dirty shoes and sometimes even TW! Asian ppl. My love, you ARE Asian.

He forgets about how huge he is sometimes, so he ends up breaking so many things.

Like that one time Mitsuya dared him to hold a girl’s hand. He did so, she felt comfortable and they started walking, he suddenly lifted his arm up and that poor girl was dangling like a keychain:  🧍‍♀️ 🙋‍♂️. Thank fully her arm didn’t break, but he never held hands with anyone again.

hands and doors aren’t the only things this boy can break

HMMM... lets take a moment and think about Hakkai’s wallpaper :))

Sanzu

All we accept in this house is Sanzu slander :)) 

Sanzu stans be jumping red flags like its olympics all year

Mf got so high once, he started humping a tree...in a kids park.

A parent came upto him and asked, “sir what are you, doing, this is a kids park, please keep that in mind.”

He looked dead in their eye, blinked and said, “Oh, I am sorry, I’ll turn on my kiddie mode.” (2 minutes later)

Sanzu: “WHAT DOES A FOX SAY?” Kids:  Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!!

Also once he said to Bonten Mikey that his hair  looks like that of a karen. Ran and Rindou feared for his life that day.

Unironically says YEET when he throws something.

Has a group chat with Ran and Rindou called The Boyz 🥶🔥⛓

JOJO NO KIMYO NA BOKEN AIZU OIFU HEABWEN

Smiley ( Kawata Nahoya)

This boy right here is a menace to society.

This guy has so much lice in his hair. He never washes it. Souya was once looking at him picking something from his hair and chewing it. Mf was picking out lice and eating it like a hecking monkey. (Bro how did you not get Aids by now?)

He sleep-talks. A lot. Him and Souya were sleeping one day and baby boy started whimpering. Poor Angry thought he was having a bad dream and tried to wake him up. He ended up getting kicked in the face while him yelling “WHAT DA DOG DOIN?”

He once thought that him and Souya should name their attacks like those in MHA and Naruto.  The neighbours were just looking at them yelling while standing 4 feet away from each other like:  🧍‍♂️  and yelling like Naruto and Sasuke “SOUYAAA” “NAHOYAA” “SOUYAAA” “NAHOYAA” “ROUNDO HOUSEO KICKKEU!!” ”ONE PUNCHO IN YOUR FACEUU!!” and all this while standing like a statue.

“DIE, YAY, MURDER, YAY” : Master Oogway

Angry (Kawata Souya)

This little gremlin, he is so pretty:(((

He is so respectful that its funny. 

So once he had a s/o. They were all dressed up for him, *wink wonk*. So they are just lying there like draw me like one of your french girls. And bro he opened the door. Stood there staring into their soul for a few seconds, turned around and slammed the door in their face while yelling, “I am sorry I should have knocked!” Ruined the whole mood.

His brother knows everything that happens in his life. Your crush on Mitsuya? Smileys knows. You skipping a class? Smiley knows. The time when Chifuyu tried to subtly fart? Smiley knows. Baji’s crappy “Deez” jokes? Smiley KNOWS.

He just such a cute little and fragile dandelion UwU who can turn Ran into Ranabelle UwU.

Shuji Hanma

As much as I hate this bitch...he is hot in the timeskip only)

You think Hakkai was bad? He makes wholeass overdramatic TikTok povs. Shit is like: “I am your boyfriend and the police is arresting me.” Mf goes  making such weird faces. 

He gets sooo mad when you compare him to Nishinoya from Haikyuu.

He also says “SHEESH’ and lip-bites obnoxiously

Oh did I forget to mention about how he tried to  make that one video of doing the ‘bapsae’ hip thrust? I am talking about this thing. Yeah...dude lost his balance due to bending too much, mf was so AGRESSIVE when I tell you. It wasn’t even hot anymore, looked like he was having an itch. smh

The clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/dX6RTlhW2ZY?feature=share

Tokyo 卍 Revengers (東京卍リベンジャーズ)

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[takalzuoom]

Hi i really liked your itoshi brothers boyfriend hcs could you write some for aiku shidou and luna?

hi hi! i’m so sorry this took so long 😰

tysm for requesting!!

Hello! Ahh I’m so glad you requested blue lock! I’m upset more people havent requested for it cause I absolutely love looking into these bouts with their psychology

Ngl i had trouble with luna since hes only appeared once for a few chapters- but i love this bastard SO MUCH

cw : suggestive content, mentions of a strap on 😟, LUNA SAYS ONE THING THAT SEEMS A LITTLE… SUS, cheating

But here it is!

𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚, 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐢𝐤𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫

𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚

This little shit. This ass hole. Oh my god- he’s absolutely awful

Okay, so when i re read the part with him (isagi’s team vs the Brazilian team) I GIGGLED AND GASPED EVERY TIME HE SPOKE CAUSE-

I immediately thought of a scene-

You two are out to dinner since it’s been a while, right? Right. So the waiter accidentally spilled water onto his lap, and since he’s a world class football star - the waiter’s like , fuck me im dead

And you can see Luna’s eye twitch and his fists clench. Sends the nastiest glare to the waiter and as he’s about to say soothing full of pure, unadulterated venom he goes

“It’s okay. Accidents happen all the time.. right” he the shoots a the sweating waiter a look as he stutters out an agreement

“Splendid! Get us some more champagne then will you? We’re here to celebrate!”

Yeah you're pretty sure that the waiter pissed himself.

But oh my god- this man’s tongue is sharper than his field skills, he can piss you off in 00.00001 seconds

It’s a 50/50 - sometimes he’ll mean what he says and other times he just pops out of his mouth without giving it another thought

So he sleeps on the couch a lot

But unlike around others,he learns to hold his tongue around you, trying to not aim his spitfires at you, but that doesnt stop the comments he makes

“Haha, that kid is very cute, he looks like a baby walrus”

“I don’t like what she’s wearing, looks objectory”

“Ah.. see the guy’s head in front of him? Doesn’t he look like one of my trophies at home?”

And no one can do anything about it- that guy, he called a trophy, went to give him a piece of his mind until he realized it was the ever so smiley Luna

They both had a laugh about it as he kept bullying the poor man

Definitely calls you cheesy nicknames- darling, love, honey- only ever calls you ‘baby’ when he’s fired up, mad, or truly happy

At first i said he likes exotic foods… but now that I’m thinking about it- mans look like he eats Dino nuggies all day everyday

Claims they’re excellent protein

Please go to his games, to both keep an eye on him and to cheer him on, cause in more cases than none, he’s gotten into a one sided fist fights causesof what he’s said

Has DEFINITELY called someone’s girlfriend easy on the field, getting both the player and other team pissed

He still beats them though, without a yellow card too

If anyone tries to come for you or has an off coming comment, he’ll set them out straight in a heartbeat

Y’all definitely play tag in your apartment- the one where after he catches you he wraps his arms around you waist, and slams you both into the couch 😭 yall are so cute shut up😭

When you’re around he tends to keep his comments more to himself, (but when you turn around insults spew out like a facet)

Y’all wear matching outfits unironically, though its mostly his gear and if anyone has anything to say about it they get an insult

Basically his mouth is his weapon. And he knows how to use it 😟 STOP

Would absolutely tease the shit outta you. Like if you can't reach something he’ll make fun of you, until you do the same. 😐

So yall either banter or argue aha

Still very cute though. I fell in love with him while writing this. *swoons

Also don't play scrabble with him. Ever.

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐮

Okay, so

He will say some of the wisest shit you’ve ever heard- truly 3 am, life altering shit that you stare blankly at the wall the next morning just… pondering

Only problem, no one will believe you.

You tell them about his philosophy on existence and people’s ego, and people just- laughed out you

And when you looked past them to shidou- THE MOFO WAS JUST SMIRKING AT YOU, GIVING YOU A FLIRTY WAVE AND A FLYING KISS BEFORE SKIPPING OFF-

👹

Okay okay okay, he bundles you up when it’s cold. Wants to make sure you’re warm and protected cause ‘god forbids you get sick :( ‘

So i just imagine him, walking down the streets of japan and meeting someone from blue lock, and they're just, confused on why a penguin is waving to them

“Babe! Babe! This is for you!”

*knocks out goalie with ball

“A 2 for 1 😎”

He definitely worships you, putting his all into the relationship as he drags you here and there, making sure you both have a good time on your dates

He absolutely will punch someone who looked at you 1. Too long 2. Wrongly 3. Disrespectfully

He’ll do it with a straight face too

I CAN SEE HIM JOKINGLY i think BRING UP BEING IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH SAE

I mean he’s entirely up to it, truly he is cause imagine acting two of your favorite people? Awesome.

sae says fuck no while you apologize for his behavior -

He’ll make it happen… one day 👁👁

But that aside, he’ll always set his sights on something, maybe a new amusement park, a popular movie, or restaurant that’s booked for months, he’s going to make sure you go to it. Cause if his baby wants something.

They’re gonna get it 🧍🏻

He’ll suffocate you with blankets, I’m sorry but he will- either purposely or accidentally, you will have to literally throw him off you to breathe

Speaking of which- MOFO IS CLINGY🗣‼️‼️

You're his emotional support so you have to be by his side or kids will leave in wheelchairs (about 3 of them did last time) so you kinda gotta be there

Will let you play with his hair when you're bored, wanna put it in a headband? Go for it! Braid his hair? Of course! Wanna put hello kitty clips in there? Only melody and her girlfriend cause that's yall! Just don't put Dora ones in… anything but Dora…

Very good at guessing. You can't keep secrets from him, sorry 😕

He’ll guess exactly what happen with a smile, then almost glare at you asking if he got it right ☹️

“Eh? Y/n why do you look you got threatened by some chump on the other team cause I made me tear his ACL…”👹

Honestly, he reminds me of Floyd Leech from twisted wonderland

If y'all wanna go to different places- like youre at the mall but he wants to go somewhere while you wanna go somewhere else, he’ll leave you and tell you to join him later when you're ready 💀

Very easy for him to get bored and i believe that the only time that he will stop is when he’s sleeping

OKAY LISTEN- I wanna say that I heard from somewhere that he likes anime? So yall would binge anime’s 😎 he looks like he likes berserk

Also he likes full on shonen but also psychological ones? He’s scary. 🥶

Again he reminds me of Floyd so much it’s scary

Pinches you randomly? Just to keep you on your toes

𝐀𝐢𝐤𝐮

OLIVER- MY MAN WHORE

Okay kiddos strap up cause it’s a ride

He practically sleeps on the couch, either for his comments or his lingering gazes…

He’s a womanizer and is known to cheat

And while he was pursuing you I could see him either having flings or actually dating someone- and how the hell did you start dating him?? Like hello?? You okay??

A very easy talker

You guys could be on the verge of breaking up and then ya’ll are just… on a bench… eating ice cream

😐

“What just happened”

“Love did, baby. Love did. “

HE’S SO ANNOYING OH MY GOD

LITERALLY A CHILD BOOOOO BOOOOOO🍅🍅🍅

At least once have you bleached the back of his hair random colors, either planned, as a prank or just because y'all were bored

Petty petty petty

He looks like he believes in even if he doesn't admit it ‘do as i say not as i do’

So if you're checking out a guy / hitting one up as revenge for him literally accepting a waitresses number, he gets so offended.

Not outwardly, but suddenly he’s draped all over you and calling you all these annoying pet names

BY THE WAY, HE CALLS YOU THE WEIRDEST SHIT LIKE-

“Hey googly bear”

“The fuck did you just call me?”

I hate to admit it, but it’s not unlikely that he won’t cheat on you 😐 I’m sorry.

I just think that he’s playing around at this age,having fun and what not

But if that did happen and it affected him, he’ll probably go on a spree, then maybe a few months to years later when he’s matured, he’d come back to you like a parasite

Claiming that ‘ he’s changed’ and the whole time he was off playing and slinking around he thought of you. That you were the only one for him and bull crap

He’s the kind of guy to ask you for a 3-some

And if you ask him… he’ll probably agree 😟

But player Oliver aside

If you really mean a lot to him, and you threaten to break up with him, again. He’ll just bring you somewhere

Like this maybe of Oliver, but I can imagine him having a little hang out place he likes to go. Just himself. No girls, no teammates, no media, no one but his thoughts are allowed there

And I like to think that that’s his old soccer field. Where he realized his dreams and the realities of those dreams.

He’ll probably open up for once in his life.

He’s told you about what happened all those years ago, about how he felt and how he suffered because of that revolatioun. but he’s never told you about the present. About how he’s holding up now outside of soccer.

(You got chased off cause Oli was staring at the field- with children- a little too hard)

He seems like he’s an attention hogger. Either with stealing you away from your friends, or just keeping you locked in a hug. He loves you, your touch, and your attention.

WILL keep you in bed an extra hour, just because he doesn’t want to get up.

Ya’ll sometimes settle arguments over wii sports 💀

HE HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST MATT?

“If i win this- you marry me”

*Loses horribly*

MATCHING KEYCHAINS- MATCHING ONESIES

HE ISN'T A COWARD LIKE HALF THE BLUE LOCK MEN TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT HE LIKES YOU

Also really likes to show you off.

He pretends he’s rich- but he’s really not 💀

Your contact name for him is ‘ milf chaser 🖤’

Ya’ll get into passive debates about actors being hot.

“Oh yeah? Well I literally just followed her on instagram so🤷🏻”

“I’ll literally picture her as you with a strap the next-“

“Not if I picture her first!”

Idk where i went with this but 💀

[xxoperatexx]

I’m always down for some slander 😌

I have very strong opinions lol so this is fairly long, but if I hate ur fav pls don’t attack me haha. Like Nina said you don’t have to explain but when do I not talk too much

1. The umbrella academy - Luther. dAd SeNt Me To ThE mOoN headass. always acts like he’s in charge when they’re all adults and not a team anymore. never listens to anyone’s opinions, feelings or input. kind of a self centered asshole and acts like he’s the only one with problems when 5 was alone in a post apocalyptic world for years, klaus was locked in a mausoleum, has the dead screaming at him 24/7 and is a war vet, and vanta was literally drugged for most of her life and taught to believe she was inferior to her siblings. even in season 2, where he’s admittedly more bearable, he’s out here feeling so sorry for himself like his black sister isn’t out here experiencing blatant, normalised racism on the daily. im not saying the apocalypse is his fault but if he had treated vanya like an actual fucking human being when she came to the house for help it wouldn’t have happened. overall, fuck luther,,, all my homies hate luther.

2. Animal crossing - Boots. GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY ISLAND UR SO UGLY AND I DONT LIKE SPORTY RESIDENTS. I HATE HIM MORE THAN TOM NOOK.

3. She-ra and the princesses of power - shadow weaver. pretty self explanatory I hate her. Is it because I project myself onto catra?? Is it because I have common sense??? Idk but everytime she interacted with catra or adora in season 5 I literally started crying 🧍🏻‍♀️

4. Winx club - countess cassandra. fuck outta here singlehandedly ruining stella’s life in season 3. I have to respect the grind bc she controlled the king which basically gave her free reign over the planet of solaria BUT any attack on stella feels like a personal attack because I too have separated parents lmao so child me grew very attatched to her.

5. danganronpa (UDG) - haiji towa. I fucking hate this bitch. I want him in the ditch. He’s from the ultra despair girls game which many people who have played the other 3 games in the franchise had to put down because it’s themes are very triggering. Keeping in mind that the other 3 games consist of violent killing games haha. In the third game, monaca towa, who is a disabled 11 y/o girl in a wheelchair, leads a group of children into hunting (aka killing) all of the adults in towa city for the sake of despair. And I literally hated her until the final chapter of the game?? Where we found out she faked her disability in order to get her father and brother to stop being so horrible to her??? What kind of shit were they doing to her for PARALYSIS from the waist down to be believable my guy. Plus he finds little girls attractive and combining that with the fact that he’s implied to be heavily abusive towards his sister 😐 ew.

6. Doki doki literature club - monika. If monika isn’t your least favourite character I’m checking you into a mental facility because I care about you and want you to get help. Literally murdered all fo her friends for male attention (like yeah she’s self aware but really my guy?)

7. Mystic messenger - v. Listen I’ve only played Zen, 707 and jumin’s routes (multiple times haha) because I have no interest in the rest of the characters but oh my god. V makes me want to 🤛🤛🤛 ESPECIALLY IN 7’s ROUTE WHAT THE FUCK

8. The arcana - Valdemar. I’ve seen way too many of u horny for someone who was literally conspiring against ur love interests and nearly killed y’all. Cuts people open for fun and misses the plague because they don’t have as many bodies to play with. Very creepy and makes me uncomfy, my least favourite of the courtiers.

9. Harry Potter - snape. Didn’t leave the racist terrorist group because he was a better person, it’s because they killed the girl who he had a creepy, obsessive crush. Went to her house, stepped over her husband’s corpse, ignored her crying child and hugged her corpse??? bullied her son along with other students while he was in high school as a whole ass adult.

10. The dragon prince - claudia. I lowkey feel bad for her bc she’s a product of her fathers abuse but oh my god 🧍🏻‍♀️ miss girl what are you doing. My dislike for her turned into blatant hatred after she ignored soren’s wishes and used dark magic on him. She also invalidated his feelings and just 😐🤛🤛 this is a Soren stan account I can’t handle the slander

10 no pressure tags <3: @ray-ofmoonlight @complainsalot @5sos-wdw @dose-of-serotonin-ari @simpinforsukka @emeraldpotato @missmorosis @raavasgf @annalisedurant22 @fairywriter-oracle but again please don’t feel pressured to do it if you don’t want to!!

okay so i’ve been seeing around that ten fandoms, ten favorite characters, ten tags thing, and it’s really cool but i have. an idea.

ten fandoms, ten most hated/annoying characters, ten tags. i just think it’d be really funny. i’ll start i’ll also explain each one bc i’m annoying but you don’t have to do that just put the characters if you want lolol

(this is all a joke if you disagree with my most hated characters you can simply disagree on your own house your opinion has nothing to do with me good night)

1. BNHA — Gentle Criminal. that entire arc fucking sucked. i just wanted to see class 1-a’s silly little song and had to deal with a whole adult committing crimes for views. hated it.

2. Harry Potter — Severus Snape. he fucking sucks. he doesn’t deserve redemption. he doesn’t deserve atonement. i hope he’s having a terrible time in HELL bc that’s where he went when he died

3. Percy Jackson — Quiron. idk he just annoys me a lot. he is so unhelpful. like he’s supposed to take care of all these children and then he just lets them die???? sir i know demigods just Do That but can’t you at least send a goddamn responsible adult to help them a bit on missions instead of letting them go on their merry way to DIE. send a fucking satyr idk

4. The 100 — Clarke Griffin. i have made so many posts on this. so many posts on why i hate her. honestly just search “anti clarke” on my blog and you’ll find it. she’s the fucking worst and i’m GLAD that the show ended with the hopeful message of “everyone deserves atonement and happiness, except clarke”. loved that.

5. Friends — Ross Geller. i hope he chokes i despise him i just do i barely remember anything from friends i watched it long ago and didn’t even finish but he sucks

6. The Vampire Diaries — Elena Gilbert. i never finished it and i watched it literally like 5 years ago but so annoying. so annoying. so annoying. the victim complex? god i hate her. do i remember any of her scenes? no, i do not. does she annoy me anyway? yes she does

7. Stranger Things — Mike Wheeler. such an annoying, obnoxious child. i wish i could punch him in the face and break his teeth

8. The Hunger Games — Gale Hawthorne. i also have to reread this bc it’s been too long but just. gale deserves no rights. he simply doesn’t deserve them. he deserves to rot. terrible guy. annoying. sexist. terrible. jail for gale. it even rhymes, it’s meant to be

9. MCU — Hawkeye. i just Don’t Like Him. hawkeye from the comics is great tho, love the guy. but not the mcu guy. it’s just a gut feeling i can’t explain it

10. Game of Thrones — Jaime Lannister. he wasn’t even that bad it’s just that cersei was the greatest fucking character ever she was CRAZY and i loved her for it and then jaime just. he just seemed so bland next to her and he was next to her a LOT. like where’s the taste??? where’s the spice??? it’s nowhere. he’s just a stack of flour. obviously there were characters who were TERRIBLE people, but i liked them as characters, yk? jaime was just boring. poor guy

no pressure tags: @loversamongus @shegosato @catsmain @xxoperatexx @azucanela @alittlebitofcinnamon @randomfangirl82 @highpriestessrebek @dylanobrienisbatman @strawberry-tea and anyone who wants to do it!!! be salty y’all. be mean without any consequences. love it

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat (captains and vice captains)

Warnings: swearing, flirting

Mikey: who's the hottest person in Toman

Mitsuya: well hello to you too

Draken: last time we had this argument some punches were thrown

Mikey: yeah but this time we have our vice captains so it'll be fair

Chifuyu: please don't involve us

Takemichi: yeah I feel like this is a trap

Smiley: I'm the hottest mf out there so might as well get this over with

Baji: you have one facial expression

Baji: how is this "😁" attractive

Smiley: I know the boy with long ass teeth ain't talking to me

Mitsuya: let's stop this before it escalates

Mikey: no we're all gonna have a vote, think of it as a game

Baji: it's not fair to the ugly people tho

Mikey: like who

Draken: why would u ask that

Baji: Takemichi isn't attractive, so it's not fair to him if we play this game

Chifuyu: 💀

Mikey: Takemichi isn't ugly he's actually very cute

Smiley: Takemichi's alot of things but cute ain't one of em

Mikey: you wanna get beat up😃

Takemichi: it's okay Mikey-kun haha😅

Smiley: I know he's crying rn

Draken: stop with the bullying

Mitsuya: this is why I don't wanna be involved in this

Chifuyu: are we gonna ignore Mikey-kun saying Takemichi's cute

Mikey: vote now or else

Mitsuya: still against this but what does the winner get

Mikey: I'll pay for their food the next time we go out

Takemichi: so like a date?

Mikey: yeah ig

Takemichi: oh ok

Baji: don't u have a gf

Takemichi: yes? but what does that have to do with the game

Baji: ...nothing

Draken: ok let's get this over with

Mikey: I vote myself

Angry: we should have known

Mitsuya: wont everyone vote for themselves

Chifuyu: everyone should get 2 votes and not vote for themselves

Smiley: I don't find anyone else but me attractive tho

Baji: them choose the least ugly

Smiley: aight that might work

Mikey: JUST VOTE

Hakkai: I don't know who else to choose but Taka-chan 🙁

Chifuyu: way to make it obvious dude

Mitsuya: thanks Hakkai but you'll also have to vote for someone else too☺️

Hakkai: ok Taka-chan :)))

Baji: throwing up rn

Draken: you don't have the right

Hakkai: then I'll choose Taka-chan and Baji-san :)

Chifuyu: watch it🤨

Chifuyu: Baji-san and Draken-kun

Mitsuya: Hakkai and Draken

Hakkai: jsjsskbslsbhlksovssb thanks taka-chan😚

Mitsuya: 😊

Mikey: oh my god stop with the flirting you guys can suck each others faces after the fucking vote

Mitsuya: fine

Hakkai: HUH??

Mitsuya: ;)

Chifuyu: YO YA'LL SEE THIS

Mikey: wow finally grew some balls

Mikey: anyway I vote Takemichi and Baji

Takemichi: thanks Mikey-kun😁

Angry: Baji and Smiley cause we look alike 🙂

Takemichi: Draken-kun and Mikey-kun :)

Smiley: Angry since he looks like me and Draken🤢

Baji: Chifuyu and Kazutora

Mikey: in Toman dipshit

Baji: fine then Chifuyu and Draken 🙄

Chifuyu: 😋

Mikey: I only got one vote 😦

Mikey: Ken-chin doesn't even have all the hair on his head tf????

Mitsuya: so Draken won. Figures

Baji: That's not fair, I have all the hair on my head and my head isn't fucking huge

Draken: stfu and put your teef to some good use

Draken: why the hell do you have fangs this isn't Twilight

Mikey: his name is Edward for a reason yk🙄

Angry: I don't think this was fair

Smiley: I told y'all that unattractive people would be at a disadvantage

Baji: you were voted for once and it was by your brother

Smiley: y'all voted based on homosexuality and that's where this went wrong

Baji: what ever makes you feel better 🤨

Draken: so I won😁

Takemichi: so your u get a date with Mikey-kun

Draken: 😐

Draken: nvm Baji should take the win

Mikey: wow

Mikey: I would have treated you to a nice dinner and everything

Mikey: men ain't shit

Draken: stop lying you would have given me half of your dorayaki and then fallen asleep then I would have had to carry you home😐

Mikey: I'll treat you real nice ken-chin give me a chance😋

Baji: you're broke

Mikey: I have enough money for our date❤️

Draken: not a date

Hakkai: this isn't gonna end well

Mitsuya: no one ever listens to me