#guns training

[shotmrmiller]

there are two modes to simon. handsy and handsy.

handsy is the gentle hold he has on your wrist when you're watching a movie on the couch, his thumb brushing your knuckles, tracing ever bump and curve. it's a cozy arm thrown over your waist, weighty enough to leave your side sore after, with his leg slid between yours while he snores into your ear after a long day's work. the hand on your knee under the table while eating breakfast, lightly squeezing when you ask him if he wants more.

and then there's handsy. his grip tight around the soft of your waist, fingers creating little divots into your flesh as he tries to slow the pace you've set, feeling his climax too close too soon. it's how he fists your hair and maneuvers your head to the side without much effort while you're on your stomach, the light prick on your scalp only adding to the pleasure, as he mutters into your ear if you can give him another one. (guess you'll die, then.)

how he paws at your arse when he's got you on your knees with your face dug into a pillow as he pistons his hips, the occasional slap of his balls onto your clit making your ears ring and calves tense almost painfully, until he pulls you up, his chest and your back slick with sweat and you come with his one hand around your throat and the other jerking little circles on your stiffened pearl.

the two touches are so different from each other, one a tender thing as if he's afraid to hurt you and the other wanting to hurt, but a different kind of ache, the one he will always soothe with his fingers, mouth and cock.

(call him a triple threat.)

whether you like it or not, you've been conditioned. soft and gentle means affection and care, similar to him bussing the side of your head every morning before work while rough and firm means you're about to be ploughed until you're left to soak in a bath to recover from the onslaught.

and you'd been prepared to take this secret to the grave, to not tell a soul how he'd pulled you out of a pool with enough strength to feel your rear shoulder sting and you'd just about moaned in broad daylight. or how he'd moved you out of soap's trajectory during the first meet by the wrist and if you hadn't been wearing a jumper, your peaked nipples would've been visible to anyone.

but naturally, things never go your way. he'd found out in no time and now he uses that knowledge to his advantage. a quick sneaky fuck in price's bathroom during a barbecue starts with a vicious tug of your arm. getting ate out in the back alley of a pub: giving your thigh a squeeze so tight it could bruise while you sip on the swill you call beer.

and every single time he's pulling your pants down or flipping your skirt up, you're already dripping with want.

now to get him to stop manhandling you like that when the 141 are around.

(soap's left like a deer in headlights after he forcibly sat your tipsy arse down next to him because "LT said to keep 'n eye on ye," and a moan had slipped past your lips unbidden and now the girls boys are fighting someone help)

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[kathaynesart]

Cowboys vs Aliens anyone?

How could I not do cowboy turtles for the Free Choice Round of the @tmntfashioncompetition?? The horse girl Californian raised on stories of the Wild West would never allow it. So here is Replica Donnie and his future steed. They're going to be besties, just you wait. Honestly I could have spent a lot more time on this but I'm TRYING to make some actual progress on Replica this week. So here is the rushed version.

Close up of Donnie and inspo below the cut:

[fortresstraining]

Maryland handgun qualification license Eligibility and Exemptions @ www.Fortresstraining.com

If you had a regulated handgun prior to October 1, 2013, you must apply for the Handgun Qualification License.  But, you are exempt from the training component.

What Is Handgun License Qualification Training? 

Handgun Qualification License training consists of four hours of classroom teaching on state firearm legislation, home firearm safety, pistol mechanics and operation, and a component in which the candidate must  demonstrate the ability to properly discharge a handgun.

Maryland State Police Certified Handgun Instructors who have registered with the Maryland State Police  MyLicense/e-gov site deliver authorized HQL training programes. 

Before applying for a Handgun Qualification License, you must first complete three years of  training.

Who is required to carry a handgun license in Maryland?

From October 1, 2013, no one may buy, rent, or obtain a handgun unless they have a valid Maryland State Police Handgun Qualification License (HQL).

Exemptions

A Handgun Qualification License is not required for an application if the applicant is:

A registered manufacturer of weapons.

An active police officer or a retired officer from a federal, state, or local law enforcement agency in the United States.

People form the United States armed forces or the National Guard are exempted be it serving or former.

A person who purchases, rents, or gets an antique, curio, or relic as defined by federal law or Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives judgements.

 There is also a rules for the individuals who are not supposed undergo training or not supposed to get trained again and again.

Those who must hold a Handgun Qualifying License but are exempt from the training component:

1.Have completed a Maryland State Police- approved firearms safety course (MSP).

Have passed a firearms and hunter safety course and earned a  competency certificate from the Maryland Department of Natural Resources.

Is a current licensed firearms instructor.

Is a member of the United States Military Services or the National Guard who has been honorably discharged.

Has a valid MSP Wear and Carry Permit and works for an  armored vehicle company.

Is legally in possession of a regulated weapon. If you acquired a  regulated firearm before October 1, 2013, you are exempt from the training requirements and are eligible to apply for the Handgun Qualification License.

Maryland handgun qualification license class

Phone  410-983-3989 Mailing address: 841 E. Fort Ave, Suite 224, Baltimore, MD 21230

[3liza]

I don't know how many times we have to say this but this is because the United States of America does not have public transit in any form that a European would recognize as such outside of a few very small, highly-dense municipal locations like NYC and Chicago, and having used both those systems and the U-Bahn i can firmly assert that the U-Bahn blows American subways into smithereens. we especially do not have accessible interstate passenger train service outside of that one commuter Amtrak loop in the northeast. the country is designed to force its citizens to use cars and only cars, and the government has made it policy to incentivize car ownership since the 1940s and punish any other form of transit, including just walking around. do you understand? the vast majority of roads here do not have bike lanes. when we do have bike lanes they are not protected by a curb or divider, they are just white lines painted on the asphalt. you will regularly encounter roads and streets--inside of cities and suburbs, not just in rural areas--that do not have sidewalks

[thereweredragonshere]

Idk some weird assassin au I came up with fkn ages ago (this was drawn like 2 months ago and it was literally just so I could draw Hiccup with a gun. That’s it.)

[stefisdoingthings]

silence

also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)

[fuckyeahmeikokaji]

Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子) in Jeans Blues: No Future (ジーンズブルース　明日なき無頼派), 1974, directed by Sadao Nakajima (中島貞夫).

[holoship]

ELLE GREENAWAY & SPENCER REID SEASON 1

[binglepringle]

Baby Cass :3 (oh and there’s that weird guy too…)

[wannaeatramyeon]

Lookism with Reader: Subway Stumble

Jake, Gun, Goo. G/N. Super short and a lil fluffy.

With a screech of the subway's brakes, you stumble off balance, face planting straight into the chest of your companion. For most, it might have been a soft landing, except the wall of hard muscle makes it anything but. You look into his face-

Jake Kim chuckles, and you immediately scrunch your nose.

"Don't-" you warn, but it's too late.

"Falling for me?" He grins, toothy and pleased, chuckling at his own cheesy line and you roll your eyes, giving him a gentle elbow in the stomach.

"Shut-" 

Your retort is cut off when you stumble again at the train lurching forward. Jake's hand darts out, cobra quick, steadying you, pulling you closer, and resting on your waist.

He leans down, voice low, tone amused, breath hot in your ear. "Careful, Y/N."

Gun Park raises an eyebrow, smirk on his lips.

Lauding his own superior balance over you. His body completely still, feet planted firmly, unaffected by the swaying of the train.

You throw him a withering glare, which you thought worked well... until you trip once more into him.

"Stop that," he snaps, exasperated at your poor form. His hand whips out, grabs on to yours. "Hold on-"

You blink a couple times at your hand in his.

"And stay still."

"Watch the suit!" Goo Kim grumbles, having to hold himself back from shoving you off him.

A designer suit is a designer suit, can't have it all wrinkled by (Goo's own face wrinkles at this)- public transport.

"Your suit looks ridiculous," you spit back, eyeing up his ostentatious two piece with distaste.

"You would think so,"

"Whatever-" The train lurches and you stagger forward, unable to stop the momentum, preparing to hit the floor with a thud-

Until you feel a tug on the back of your clothes, and you're yanked sharply back and upright.

"Careful, cupcake." Your blonde companion smirks, not foregoing his leash on you.

[franzias-cave]

do you think if they knew they were going to create the ecru house they would have made the same choices

[auspicious-goblin]

yoshida akimi really knew what the girls wanted in the 80s & 90s huh

[sgt-tombstone]

Soap knows how to load and fire a flintlock but won’t tell anyone how or why

it’s his favorite party trick and he loves to gloat that he knows how to operate one weapon that Ghost doesn’t (he could probably figure it out but doesn’t want to risk sacrificing his fingers or face in a firearm explosion to test that theory)

[fortresstraining]

Maryland permit renewal is easy just follow the steps given in this link and you are good to go.

or just buzz us at

contact Phone 410-983-3989 Mailing address: 841 E. Fort Ave, Suite 224, Baltimore, MD 21230

[nobigneil]

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