#gun funnies

[i-lick-your-gun]

Squid-rat hybrids living in their airships in the year fucking 8482756738471: no we haven't lol

Sci-fi writers: In the year 2023, robots have become-

People in 2023: no they haven't lol

Sci-fi writers: FINE, in the year fucking 8482756738471

[i-lick-your-gun]

Looking through my old camera roll and found this video of a failed attempt at pairing a bluetooth device to a vehicle.

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

[i-lick-your-gun]

This is exactly what extroverts do with their introvert.

If I was 0,3 points more unhinged I'd introduce my boyfriend to people the exact same way Steve Irwin showed off random animals. Unexpectedly pulling him out of a random bush, wrestling him down and wrangling him up to where people can see him like "look at this beauty! gorgeous creature, isn't he?" while people are like dude what the fuck, and he's just doing his best to quietly and discreetly wiggle out of my grip and get back to the hiding place I pulled him out of.

[itadooori]

what squid game did yall watch

[theotherendcomics]

[sctir]

my live action thoughts

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[machetelanding]

[i-lick-your-gun]

Probably a dray or scurry.

A collection of autistic people should be called a "complication"

[rooniearts]

still spreading my charmy is a little menace to espio at every given opportunity agenda

[i-lick-your-gun]

Stop putting commercials for medicines for erectile dysfunction everywhere. It is so easy to get that stuff everywhere.

Really, it's *snerk*

It's

It's not hard

[egophiliac]

SOON we shall know what the bat wears to sleep!! Is it gonna be a centuries old chemise with ridiculous frills?? A hot pink bat kigurumi?? Or perhaps he learned from the young'uns and he just goes 'casual sweatpants and tee'. And there's also the possibility of him going to sleep still in uniform and with the shoes on; just to not waste precious mmorps hours. I really hope they went with the most absurd option

I think you're 100% correct about those being the options, but after Rook in his little Dickens cosplay I couldn't honestly say which one is more likely. like...if they're going to put anyone in a onesie...

if I may offer some predictions:

(with an alternate version because I couldn't decide between them)

[spookberry]

I was originally gonna draw them playing russian roulette together but

[starry-bi-sky]

Bruce: you know how to shoot a gun?

Danny: bruce

Danny: im from the midwest

Danny: half my graduating class knew how to shoot a gun by the time they were eight

[doctorsiren]

just contact those weird twins that live in the woods

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